This is one of, if not the THE very best 40K battle report I’ve seen in years. The thematic nature of the mission selection and list builds and the unadulterated joy in the carnage of the game. This is S tier 40K content
I love the characterization of Vashtor as this nerdy, soft spoken, kind of amicable Daemon who is just out there managing his projects. The "Hello, would you like to join the Dark Mechanicum?" just broke me.
@@jamesmaybrick2001Argel may have been a bad dude, but not without reason, and definitely didn't deserve getting shanked in the kidneys by Erebus, that slimy fuck.
Your videos should be required viewing for anyone starting any Games Workshop based game. Perfect proof that having fun is far more important than winning. Amazingly entertaining as usual and thank you for your hard work.
Vashtor: //Wanna join Dark Mechanicum? Tech Priest: PHBTLPHBTLPHBTL Vashtor: //What that mean? Guardsman: Idk, mate. We just keep 'im around. Vashtor: //Undecided. We flame 'im? My ribs HURT
Another fantastic episode... Have been an on demand member for quite a few months and can honestly say that this is much better value than Warhammer TV! Something new almost every day, the podcast is brilliant and everything is always well edited! Great work guys, keep it coming!
The first time a battle report has made me genuinely cry from laughing, this was phenomenal. Somewhere between the forgefiend noise and the Vashtor smoke stack party trick I might have bruised a rib laughing. I’ve got a ticket to the November league game day, hoping it’s half as fun and chaotic as this game!
After all the misery of the GSC codex this week, this was a welcome change. I think my GSC is going to be 100% Astra Militarum for the foreseeable until they fix my poor four-armed friends. Off to buy more tanks...
Great bat rep! You demonstrate how to really enjoy a game of impossibly bad dice rolls. Vehicles do not provide cover unless it has that ability. The base baneblade has that ability.
Seeing the knight go in for a punch with this mission rule makes me think the main officer of the astra militarum is going: "PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES"
I love the energy you guys always bring to your games, you remind us all that having fun really is the point. :D damn great game, thank you guys for always putting out such quality content with real joy and love put into them. All the kudos!
I laughed the entire way through this batrep. You all caught lightning in a bottle on this one. Just an absolute riot. Usually I go into these hoping one of the factions wins. This time? Didn't care, I was just enjoying the game. We *all* won with this game.
Such glorious explosions! The consistent failing of dark pacts is concerning for us in corporate hq, but the glorious explosions is still cause for celebration.
To be honest, i did find this childish giggly behaviour a bit annoying at first, but the pure joy and fun is nothing less but adorable. i wish i could let loose like that. This was a great battle. The Machine spirits are proud :)
Possibly best game ever… can you please do that again but add the Ork detachment with all the mechs??? Push the red button for even more explosions!!!!
I keep getting confused because I keep forgetting these two players are different people. Like, legitimately I sometimes have trouble telling which one is talking.
THIS is what 40k should be, utter chaos between mates 😂
We agree 😂🕷️
This is one of, if not the THE very best 40K battle report I’ve seen in years. The thematic nature of the mission selection and list builds and the unadulterated joy in the carnage of the game. This is S tier 40K content
Glad you enjoyed buddy!!
Thanks for the support - glad you enjoyed it :)
I love the characterization of Vashtor as this nerdy, soft spoken, kind of amicable Daemon who is just out there managing his projects. The "Hello, would you like to join the Dark Mechanicum?" just broke me.
Honestly, would love to see a actually reasonable Chaos character!
@@DJROCKSTAZ Argal Tal says hello. Fuck Erebus.
@@jamesmaybrick2001 Ohhh! Didn’t know that.
@@jamesmaybrick2001Argel may have been a bad dude, but not without reason, and definitely didn't deserve getting shanked in the kidneys by Erebus, that slimy fuck.
This might just be the most fun battle of all the 40K battle reports that I have watched
Thanks for letting us know :)
This is honestly one of the best batreps ever.
The amount of pure joy from all the action.
The real title of the video.....
"I've failed my dark pact....."
"I've taken 3 mortal wounds"
Your videos should be required viewing for anyone starting any Games Workshop based game. Perfect proof that having fun is far more important than winning. Amazingly entertaining as usual and thank you for your hard work.
Thanks so much for the support. Fun is the priority it is a game after all :)
This was glorious. I've not laughed so hard in ages.
Thanks for watching :)
The scream when he rolled those 1s lol
Vashtor: //Wanna join Dark Mechanicum?
Tech Priest: PHBTLPHBTLPHBTL
Vashtor: //What that mean?
Guardsman: Idk, mate. We just keep 'im around.
Vashtor: //Undecided. We flame 'im?
My ribs HURT
29:19 bro that noise 😂
From now on, anytime I see a Forge Fiend, I will think of this
Official request that a section of a 40K book featuring Vashtor dialogue be read in that voice!!!!! Lol😂
You know it's going to be a good one when you hear Beard say "Vashhtor" 😁
I will never get tired of Vashtorr Voice!
Best fathers Day gift ever! Tanks, daemon engines and explosions everywhere
Happy Father’s Day! Enjoy the 💥
The cheeky little IDLES reference from Bard at the beginning was excellent
I’ve been watching since the days in Lawrence’s kitchen and this is one of the best batreps I’ve seen!! The dark Gods are pleased 🤗
Thanks for your support over the years :) Lawrence
Outstanding work gents!! More of this please.
7:35 graceful as always Beard 😂
This is the perfect battle report. Congrats lads, you did it. I laughed so much I cried a little
Good to hear, thank you :)
Excellent BatRep gents, thank you so much!
I absolutely loved this chaotic game!!!!! Thank you so much!!!!
My lord beard is here BABY !!!!! Start every Saturday with tabletop XD
Another fantastic episode... Have been an on demand member for quite a few months and can honestly say that this is much better value than Warhammer TV! Something new almost every day, the podcast is brilliant and everything is always well edited! Great work guys, keep it coming!
Thanks so much!
Uh... BOOM!
I think that's an adequate summary of this game. Just... BOOM!
Now THIS is 40k! I think I laughed almost as much as you all did.
You guys have too much fun. Every episode makes me want to pick up something new.
that was absolute pandemonium, I loved every second of it!
That game was pure comedy, loved it. Bard and beard always great and chef as servo skull is a fountain of knowledge.
This was so much fun, would love to see you guys do an actual Crusade campaign sometime!
I had a lot of fun seeing you have a lot of fun!
This was amazing. Laughed so much through this. Absolute Carnage. Thanks for doing what you do.
The first time a battle report has made me genuinely cry from laughing, this was phenomenal. Somewhere between the forgefiend noise and the Vashtor smoke stack party trick I might have bruised a rib laughing.
I’ve got a ticket to the November league game day, hoping it’s half as fun and chaotic as this game!
Cheers guys, my son whose 9 and has had special needs loved this so much he made go get his codex to try and emulate it 😂
After all the misery of the GSC codex this week, this was a welcome change.
I think my GSC is going to be 100% Astra Militarum for the foreseeable until they fix my poor four-armed friends.
Off to buy more tanks...
Great bat rep! You demonstrate how to really enjoy a game of impossibly bad dice rolls. Vehicles do not provide cover unless it has that ability. The base baneblade has that ability.
Seeing the knight go in for a punch with this mission rule makes me think the main officer of the astra militarum is going:
"PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES"
Absolutely fantastic what a roller coaster
Holy Moly! This is gonna be a fun one. Cwush da silly gardsmen, vasstor!
Joe’s forgefiend impression is on point.
That Lord Solar conversion is majestic! Any chance we can get a close up or description of how it was built?
It was a gift to the channel by one of our megaboss fans Phil. Unfortunately no building guide to hand 😅
That was by far the funniest game I've ever seen
I love the energy you guys always bring to your games, you remind us all that having fun really is the point. :D damn great game, thank you guys for always putting out such quality content with real joy and love put into them. All the kudos!
I laughed the entire way through this batrep. You all caught lightning in a bottle on this one. Just an absolute riot.
Usually I go into these hoping one of the factions wins. This time? Didn't care, I was just enjoying the game. We *all* won with this game.
We did all win!!! Glad you enjoyed buddy was so much fun!
Idk if I've ever laughed so much watching a 40k brep, this one had me cracking up with you guys.
Ohohohooooo NOW we are talking! CRUSH THE IMPERIUM!
Love this content. Your models are incredibly painted and the terrain/setup/production is great.
WHAT A GAME!
This was a great fun report. Had me giggling away like a nutter!
What a fantastic game!
The first shot with the quake cannon reminds me of Godzilla minus one fire attack
Warpsmiths: Vashtorr’s babies.
Amazing ! thank you !
Commenting for effect!
Love your work
So, so good. The laughter, oh boy the laughter!
Thoroughly enjoyed the IDLES reference at the beginning of this vid.
On this episode: biggles and giggles put on an explosive show for all, thanks lads this was amazing
made my day already.. this was so much fun to watch!
What an idea, love the lists
Great video
Stonks for murder? Sounds like a trade I’ll sign of on!
So which number ended up higher. Overkill damage or total explosion inflicted damage.
Yes 😅
I thoroughly enjoyed this! Thank you!
What a great fun game. Keep up the good work
Such glorious explosions! The consistent failing of dark pacts is concerning for us in corporate hq, but the glorious explosions is still cause for celebration.
This was amazing.. I totally want to throw this ruleset on my son in a tanks vs monsters mash up!!
To be honest, i did find this childish giggly behaviour a bit annoying at first, but the pure joy and fun is nothing less but adorable. i wish i could let loose like that. This was a great battle. The Machine spirits are proud :)
VASHTOR BURN YOU I laughed way too hard at that haha
I've never seen one of these before and no idea why the UA-cam algorithms thought I'd want to but it was right! amazing stuff
Glad you enjoyed!
Terrific terrible titanic tank total terror? Ta! :D
just mental image of nork in a sidecar, the sidecar comes loose and hes a nork shaped cannonball that just demolishes vashtor
That was awesome!!!
By far the most entertaining battle report from you gusy, EVER. #everythingexplodes
Please bring out more legends units for battle reports. Always love to see the more unique models out on the table.
What was the final tally on wounds sustained from failing Dark Pacts? Seemed like every single fail was 3 mortal wounds 🤣
This. Is. Awesome!!!
EXPLOSIONS!!! Thank you.
Please mention the thumbs up more often... i keep forgetting it :)
Fantastic!
Such a fun game, spat out my tea when the explosion's kept happening. :D
So much fun!
Somebody called for an Earfshaikah?
Vashhtor very upset, but Computer says yes, I want that one!
Beard needs to do voice reading on Vashtor from the books I think that would be funny
Did Bard open that list overview with an Idols reference?!?!
He might have done 👀
@@thebardTT well done
Was checking to see if anyone else picked up on this!
@1987Hades it was one of those DiCaprio pointing at the TV meme moments.
Possibly best game ever… can you please do that again but add the Ork detachment with all the mechs??? Push the red button for even more explosions!!!!
I keep getting confused because I keep forgetting these two players are different people.
Like, legitimately I sometimes have trouble telling which one is talking.
Is Lord Solar the most proxied model in 40K?
Amazing game!
I love big booms, and I can not lie.
17:34 scared me
these two are peak vibes
Probably the most expensive TT video I've seen, both in points & € :P
Absolute Carnage!!
30:00
Aren’t Ectoplasma Cannons S10?
Rogal Dorns are T12 and Beard took 5 4s as wounds?
Warpforged Pack gives +1 to Wound with Shooting when you make a Dark Pact 🙂
@@thepastrychef8014 Ah, of course! My bad. 👍
Never seen a funnier 3 turn game before 😂
Look I don't care what anybody or the points say, the chadgryn killed Vashtor, the guard wins. Praise the blessed Chadgryn
Macharius isnt Legends quite yet luckily
boom Boom BOom BOOm BOOM!!
💥 💥 💥
Lethal hits on the guards?
Please give your baneblades your 2 additional lascannons and 2 twin heavy bolters xD