Stephen Colbert's Tinfoil Hat

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  • Опубліковано 24 сер 2016
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    Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"
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  • @vivikins837
    @vivikins837 8 років тому +581

    This was a great video. Oh wait, no it wasn't. Stephen wasn't actually wearing a *goddamn tinfoil hat.* Next time I see this segment, I expect you to be *wearing* a tinfoil hat, Steve.

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 8 років тому +17

      The segment, itself, is "Stephen Colbert's Tinfoil Hat".
      That's the title, not the premise.
      What you want is like expecting to see real owls at Hooters, and complaining about the scantily dressed waitresses.

    • @Hjarrun
      @Hjarrun 8 років тому +36

      +zerooskul Are you implying that the Hooters waiting staff aren't composed of different species of owls???

    • @adurga100
      @adurga100 8 років тому +4

      +zerooskul thank you for this comment🙏🏻

    • @gaamatsu4dewin
      @gaamatsu4dewin 8 років тому

      It's not a promise, either.

    • @zeldainspace
      @zeldainspace 8 років тому +4

      RIGHT?!! I thought he was going to teach us how to make one

  • @MrPoeGhost
    @MrPoeGhost 8 років тому +185

    I laughed way harder than I care to admit at him struggling to erase Jason Bourne off the stupid board, lol.

    • @datbenji4684
      @datbenji4684 8 років тому +7

      How hard do you care to admit?

    • @MrPoeGhost
      @MrPoeGhost 8 років тому +9

      Datbenji Semi-hard.

    • @sowhat8639
      @sowhat8639 8 років тому +2

      Hard enough to make you ask

    • @Nissun0
      @Nissun0 8 років тому +14

      He actually made it come back, I freaking lost it.

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer 8 років тому

      Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ!

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 8 років тому +161

    "Nope. Not batshit enough."
    -- _Alex Jones_

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 8 років тому +15

      Made me spit take. *takes a little bow*

    • @greenlamp9219
      @greenlamp9219 8 років тому

      i just realised somehow i am subscribed to your bullshit, i count myself a lucky man every day

    • @fidorover
      @fidorover 8 років тому +1

      green lamp Gracias.

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 8 років тому +3

      Crazy people who spout every possibility, like Jones, are sometimes right, like Jones, and very often wrong, like Jones. Who makes it feel like a prison with no escape? Jones! Who can get us out? Jones! Wait a minute! Jones made up the prison planet idea and got his whole audience from that idea! He's the gailor who keeps people feeling locked up with no hope and no way out. If you turn him off, you're free.

    • @ryanogorman3652
      @ryanogorman3652 8 років тому +1

      zerooskul that's the very definition of taking the 'blue pill' you would rather hide from the truth and pretend to be happy than to accept it and try to fix it.. On another note, why the hell didn't colbert just use Alex Jones name.. it's 110% obvious who he's talking about.

  • @zcrib3
    @zcrib3 8 років тому +23

    If you draw lines from alaska to mexico to montreal to alaska it will form a triangle. Most of the crime in US happens inside that triangle. Coincidence? I think not.

  • @Neuroticmancer
    @Neuroticmancer 8 років тому +74

    Didn't know Stephen Colbert was in favour of legalising Ranch, always thought he's kinda like a hoverboader

    • @sleepfeast6274
      @sleepfeast6274 8 років тому +9

      sup mello

    • @Neuroticmancer
      @Neuroticmancer 8 років тому +11

      What is up with you brotendo? You're acting so narcoleptic right now

    • @SolviKaaber
      @SolviKaaber 8 років тому +9

      You wanna do the horizontal hokey-pokey on some freshman 15's in the quad? You wanna hit this ranch?

    • @Neuroticmancer
      @Neuroticmancer 8 років тому +8

      I'm just trying to plug my noob saibot commercial at the Mountain Dew awards

    • @hiddenvalleyranch
      @hiddenvalleyranch 8 років тому +5

      Who isn't #TeamRanch?

  • @Protester19
    @Protester19 8 років тому +20

    also, why is it that the comments are mostly negative, yet the thumbs up greatly outnumber them? or is that a conspiracy too?

    • @onyx1186
      @onyx1186 8 років тому +2

      has to be no a conspiracy! no other explanation will do or will be accepted or even tolerated!

    • @phyvo
      @phyvo 8 років тому +3

      Your profile pic is an alien, obviously you're just one of his liberal alien masters trying to do damage control. I'm onto you!!!

    • @grarglejobber4263
      @grarglejobber4263 8 років тому

      It's a conspiracy theory because you can't prove it yet. Hillary's campaign is a conspiracy because you can.

  • @mikeyman2010
    @mikeyman2010 8 років тому +84

    Is Fox News even real life? I seriously can't believe it is a legitimate news channel.

    • @Xana17
      @Xana17 8 років тому +15

      It's not, they are opinion shows really they entice conservatives with a grain of truth and then go on to wild conspiracy theories

    • @TheMagicRat933
      @TheMagicRat933 8 років тому +2

      Fox News is liberal propaganda. You need to go to Breitbart or Infowars if you want the true, unbiased news that the lamestream media won't tell you!

    • @jsmcguireIII
      @jsmcguireIII 8 років тому +2

      now that is funny.

    • @bearheart2009
      @bearheart2009 8 років тому +3

      *Legitimate*: adjective. _Able to be defended with logic or justification; valid._
      Fox isnt a legitimate news channel.

    • @yauhenipyrkh2691
      @yauhenipyrkh2691 8 років тому +3

      is CNN or MSNBC any more real news? They seem to take Fox model and became opinion pushers as well. You want real news, forget about corporate media and do your own research

  • @snausages43
    @snausages43 8 років тому +69

    I was hoping that weird Egyptian sound would play when he raised his eyebrows. The one from the King Tut's penis segment on the Report.

    • @sleepfeast6274
      @sleepfeast6274 8 років тому +20

      it played in my head clear as a bell. probably cause I forgot my tinfoil hat

  • @LloydSkyLion
    @LloydSkyLion 8 років тому +29

    Who IS actually watching the show Bones?

    • @Kubloo
      @Kubloo 8 років тому

      IT MUST BE HILLARY!!! SHE'S IN ON IT!!!

    • @DiabolicalButler
      @DiabolicalButler 8 років тому

      i said this exact phrase 4 days ago..... spooky

    • @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo
      @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo 8 років тому

      well, you're not he only one who can write that.

    • @WKNY7
      @WKNY7 8 років тому

      Exactly! Just googled about it. Wow this show has been on foreverrrrrrrr~~~~~~rrrrr 🍖

    • @justindie7543
      @justindie7543 8 років тому +2

      My Mom watches it, it's repetitive as shit, every mystery is basically just taken from the writer's college notes from when he failed medical school, and then the heroes use pseudoscientific magic to solve the problem.

  • @nytmare3448
    @nytmare3448 8 років тому +21

    Hillarry without 'ill' is just 'Harry' ... think about it!

    • @thecataking6933
      @thecataking6933 8 років тому +12

      Are you saying that out next president is gonna be a wizard?!

    • @Jeffrey_Wong
      @Jeffrey_Wong 8 років тому +10

      Except it's spelled Hillary and taking out the "ill" leaves "Hary" lol

    • @One_1_11
      @One_1_11 8 років тому +2

      All hail president Dumbledore.

    • @gaamatsu4dewin
      @gaamatsu4dewin 8 років тому +3

      He's gay. That would be a first.
      Oh, and he's dead. Also a first.

    • @BalDraakNL
      @BalDraakNL 8 років тому +2

      +gaamatsu4dewin a gay zombie for president would be totally rad

  • @apollothemanboy
    @apollothemanboy 8 років тому +11

    Alex Jones creamed his pants.

    • @Yasmeentea
      @Yasmeentea 8 років тому

      Danger…

    • @heavyglassglass
      @heavyglassglass 8 років тому

      Why is it that your names would sound more natural to me if you two switched second names? Junpei Tea, and Jasmine Kawada

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 8 років тому +23

    While this whole segment was going on, I heard Weird Al's song "Aluminum Foil" playing in the back of my mind.

  • @alfonshomac
    @alfonshomac 8 років тому +22

    why doesn't she just get a medical examination by independent doctors?

    • @anessone
      @anessone 8 років тому +14

      Why would Hillary not trust her own physician or someone else he/she recommends? It's medicine not an English term paper.

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 8 років тому +17

      She has, and all genuine reports on her health are released. She's fine. Trump says her medical reports are erroneous.You should see Rachel Maddow going over Donald's medical report. Apparently it's written by someone who's probably not really a doctor.

    • @alfonshomac
      @alfonshomac 8 років тому +1

      anessone It's not medicine, it's politics. It's about the job she is most likely about to take. It's not so she knows she's fine, it's so she _shows_ she's fine.
      Her personal doctor and Bill aren't great sources. She's likely just fine and it's ok to ask.
      EDIT: it's crazy how defensive people are to just a couple of questions regarding Hillary's health. That really does look shady and cult-y. Which is a shame due to this very likely being a non-story and Hillary being just fine.

    • @UliaAB
      @UliaAB 8 років тому +5

      so, if she did that, they would just slyly imply that the doctors were paid off. It is the birther thing all over again. it is kind of just what this crowd does. question everything, when provided with proof claim it was doctored and that there is a cover up afoot. they don't actually believe this shit, but if they publicly float the possibility a few times, the conspiracy theorists, which their base has in droves, will take over and basically do a massive grassroots negative campaign for them for free. it's actually quite clever on their part. quite sad for the conspiracy theorists though.

    • @alfonshomac
      @alfonshomac 8 років тому

      UliaAB that's a very silly position to take.

  • @lord_roque
    @lord_roque 8 років тому +54

    Why is Google trying to shove Colbert in ma face?!?!?!

    • @lionstigersandbearsohmy6139
      @lionstigersandbearsohmy6139 8 років тому +9

      Better question: why are Donald Trump speeches *ALWAYS* trending if the establishment is so against him???

    • @MDPToaster
      @MDPToaster 8 років тому +5

      +EarthIsFlat ItsAFact
      Because he makes the establishment money by existing.

    • @juliantoro1899
      @juliantoro1899 8 років тому

      +EarthIsFlat ItsAFact omg

    • @lionstigersandbearsohmy6139
      @lionstigersandbearsohmy6139 8 років тому +1

      Donald Johann Drumpf (666) was chosen a long time ago by the establishment.
      This man is literally the OPPOSITE of Christ-like.
      Realize we have a spiritual problem that can't be fixed politically.

    • @woody8060
      @woody8060 8 років тому

      666 666 666 666 666 666

  • @espinosaj3
    @espinosaj3 8 років тому +6

    playing with that paper made me cringe so hard. ugh I could feel the paper cut without even seeing it happen

    • @jsmcguireIII
      @jsmcguireIII 8 років тому

      that was like 1970's perforated printouts from a batch-card computer or something. That is highly collectable!

    • @whyputaname
      @whyputaname 8 років тому +1

      Hey, when is the Scammer tRump going to release his Tax Returns?? What is he hiding??

  • @JudgeDreddMegaCityOne
    @JudgeDreddMegaCityOne 8 років тому +23

    Hey Stephen Colbert! Ranch it up!

    • @JudgeDreddMegaCityOne
      @JudgeDreddMegaCityOne 8 років тому +2

      #ranchitup

    • @rojm
      @rojm 8 років тому +7

      snail down

    • @SuperLio333
      @SuperLio333 8 років тому +3

      Bird up!

    • @jjsweg9012
      @jjsweg9012 8 років тому +4

      theres a hidden camera over there theres a hidden camera over there theres a hidden camera over there theres a hidden camera over here

    • @PsychoRider666
      @PsychoRider666 8 років тому

      L. Ron Hoyabembe knew the truth

  • @zef1954
    @zef1954 8 років тому +86

    I loved the part how you didn't refute anything about the blood clot and used what Karl Rove said and not Dr. Drew. Fucking propaganda

    • @jonnynice8366
      @jonnynice8366 8 років тому +5

      Yup, even making mention of the very real election fraud problem and lumping it in with his dumb conspiracy jokes.

    • @MediumDon
      @MediumDon 8 років тому +4

      It's a comedy show

    • @DrTssha
      @DrTssha 8 років тому +9

      Because of course, that's exactly how the burden of proof works. Stephen Colbert has to work his ass off to disprove Karl Rove's unfounded assertions, while Karl Rove just has to cite some well-known, publicly available medical information and then draw unwarranted conclusions from that, and then his work is done.

    • @Blink1828533
      @Blink1828533 8 років тому

      Karl Rove isn't lying. So what's your point?

    • @davidw6455
      @davidw6455 8 років тому +1

      So we should believe Trump's totally not fake doctor's note that says he's the healthiest patient he's ever examined?

  • @MrC2095
    @MrC2095 8 років тому +20

    Megyn Kelly looking good

    • @gaamatsu4dewin
      @gaamatsu4dewin 8 років тому +2

      Is that all you noticed? smh.....

    • @thisDUDE
      @thisDUDE 8 років тому +5

      She's always lookin good

    • @Nangleator22
      @Nangleator22 8 років тому +3

      If she didn't look good, you would never have heard of her. It's how she got on Fox. It's half of the prerequisites. The other half is lying constantly for her master.

    • @paul2413
      @paul2413 8 років тому

      +Frank Dux ikr. She's fine

    • @gaamatsu4dewin
      @gaamatsu4dewin 8 років тому +1

      She may be attractive, but she's ignorant. Whether that's by choice or by force, idk.

  • @maninwater5615
    @maninwater5615 8 років тому +1

    He didn't dispute any of the facts, he just labeled it a conspiracy.

  • @PeterSedesse
    @PeterSedesse 8 років тому +4

    Megyn Kelly mocking Karl Rove was priceless. I think she will become liberal media pretty soon.

    • @DiabolicalButler
      @DiabolicalButler 8 років тому

      me and her purse beg to differ. id act like the biggest racist xenophobic teabagger republican youve ever seen to make her kinda money

    • @PeterSedesse
      @PeterSedesse 7 років тому

      I think she could take over Fox by moving them to the middle a little more. Let the new Trump network have all the racists and whackos. I pray for the day when there is a sane center-right outspoken part of the country.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 років тому +14

    Carl Rove? Who the hell let him out of his can again? Thought we threw away that key.
    Incidentally... Here's a conspiracy for ya.. why is it that you claim that you are NOT the character from the old CC show, and yet, you retain the name pronunciation of 'Coll-bear' instead of "Coll-BERT' that the rest of your family use??!?! Hmmmmmm? I'll tell you why, smart guy.
    Aliens.
    **lays a finger aside his nose and winks**
    (All real conspiracy buffs know to use Alcan... pfft)

  • @kaarthuisplus
    @kaarthuisplus 8 років тому +3

    “Hillary’s been having screaming, child-like tantrums that have left staff members in tears and unable to work,”
    “We’re having some success in giving her some chill pills.”
    -Clinton Campaign Aide

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman 8 років тому +2

    It was really clever for cbs to use Karl rove instead of Dr. Drew and also to ignore everything Karl said but instead to point out how he used whiteboard these types of shows are really good at propaganda

  • @sarielizard1
    @sarielizard1 8 років тому +1

    FDR had ascending paralysis; facial paralysis; bladder and bowel dysfunction; numbness; and dysaesthesia. Are they trying to say FDR wasn't worthy?

  • @Halbmond
    @Halbmond 7 років тому +3

    2000 dislikes: I think it's great that so many Republicans are watching the show!

  • @ReSliSt
    @ReSliSt 8 років тому +8

    FOX news > Comedy Central

    • @williamjarrett4574
      @williamjarrett4574 8 років тому +22

      I know fox new is hilariously inaccurate.

    • @DrCanyonero
      @DrCanyonero 8 років тому

      So you are comparing Fox NEWS to COMEDY Central? Like it's a choice between the two? Says a lot about Fox News.
      I know you don't give a fuck about what some European thinks, but Fox has throughout Europe become a symbol of American propaganda and stupidity. This is among serious and respected politicians and journalists too, no one trusts Fox News even a tiny bit.
      I've even caught them straight up lying on a subject I definitely know about.

    • @Yasmeentea
      @Yasmeentea 8 років тому

      +DrCanyonero I think they are saying that Fox News is more comical than Comedy Central.

    • @DrCanyonero
      @DrCanyonero 8 років тому

      Jasmine Tea
      Ah, I should have known that.. Makes a lot more sense.

    • @jackryan5880
      @jackryan5880 8 років тому

      I argee, why do we have to take watered down jokes when we can watch the real comedy happening!

  • @LepusZeppelin
    @LepusZeppelin 8 років тому +1

    You forgot to mention steel beams and how they cannot be melted by jet fuel.

  • @elephantmarch
    @elephantmarch 8 років тому

    Megahn Kelly's Laugh: HAHAHAHA I can't keep this up much longer...

  • @UnderTheBridge96
    @UnderTheBridge96 8 років тому +3

    Ya'll realize he's literally selling you that questioning anything makes you seem foolish.....

  • @mickwadbackwash340
    @mickwadbackwash340 8 років тому +24

    you can tell when your topic has ground when stephen colbert trys to delegitimize it by making its believers look idiotic.

    • @ethgray9350
      @ethgray9350 8 років тому +30

      He doesn't have to make them look idiotic, they look idiotic by their own doing, he's just a comedian

    • @DiabolicalButler
      @DiabolicalButler 8 років тому +3

      i agree. he is totally trying to make it look like a tin foil hat dont work. but my alien overlords tell me it does.... whenever i take it off

    • @eragon78
      @eragon78 8 років тому

      +Callie Sullivan, I mean, election "dishonesty" is a common thing in the US. From gerrymandering, Push polling, Strait out lying, and even in this past election, the DNC being biased in support of Hillary with several factors such as arranging bad debate schedules and even helping her attack Bernie Sanders [as well as helping raise money for her campaign.]. Now, NONE of this is illegal, but its all shady as fuck. and this has all be PROVEN to be done by BOTH sides. [usually more so by republicans, but this year democrats have actually done more, at least in primaries anyways.]. There is also quite a bit of evidence to support the idea that cheating was done in a few states [California for one example.] and that is because the exit polls were off by more than 2%. And MULTIPLE counties had exit polls that were the OPPOSITE of what the actual outcome was. So this suggest vote flipping which is illegal [Note: This is still under investigation, it has not been PROVEN to have occurred, but there is substantial evidence to assume is MAY have happened.]. Also, alone with Hillary's MANY scandals she's been involved with, including mishandling of classified information and backdoor deals with shady donors, it is very possible she may resort to cheating [or at least underhanded ways] to win the general election if things start to look bad. Now, is it a bit premature to assume she's going to cheat? Yes, but it is possible, if not likely that she will depending on how polls and voting goes. This is far from a conspiracy theory and more or less just a result of legalized bribery and rampant corruption.

    • @mickwadbackwash340
      @mickwadbackwash340 8 років тому

      ***** well there have been medical professionals who read her medical records and think the things her doctors are prescribing her are extremely odd, but I don't know how they got to the crazy part other than her series of things both meaningless and meaningful she's lied about.

    • @grarglejobber4263
      @grarglejobber4263 8 років тому

      I like to imagine my president will be competent and robust, but that's just -everyone- me.

  • @joeymarliniv2158
    @joeymarliniv2158 8 років тому +1

    "Conspiracy theory" = an empty, meaningless term used to denounce facts that make you uncomfortable.

  • @howisthatgay4275
    @howisthatgay4275 8 років тому +1

    "I can't be bought by some corporate faceless entity. And now, a word from our sponsors"
    Ay dog, I heard you like parodies..

  • @Hive0100
    @Hive0100 8 років тому +49

    not funny. Colbert is on the way to become a Gutfeld from Fox news. not funny

    • @somewhatzealous
      @somewhatzealous 8 років тому +43

      Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion. Man

    • @LoneRanger2000
      @LoneRanger2000 8 років тому +5

      Colbert is a ringer dude..Trump 2016!

    • @Kubloo
      @Kubloo 8 років тому +2

      Don't call me man, buddy.

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 8 років тому

      +somewhatzealous lol reference of the day

    • @rockinfluff3295
      @rockinfluff3295 8 років тому +1

      It's mainly for the people who are young and go on the Internet a lot, enough to know memes

  • @christianboekhout3475
    @christianboekhout3475 8 років тому +4

    I like you Colbert. Next segment do on how Hillary keeps floating Russia and Putin theories.

    • @matthewcapobianco9332
      @matthewcapobianco9332 8 років тому +1

      Hillary is floating anything. Trump says it right in his speeches.

    • @jackdaniel2545
      @jackdaniel2545 8 років тому +1

      Even though trump's campaign manager quit because of his ties to russia? If hillary's did you trump people would go batshit. And i am not voting for either, no bias as I dislike both.

    • @ryanhelms9322
      @ryanhelms9322 8 років тому

      Hillary isn't floating those lol. People who actually understand this newfangled internet stuff you clearly seem to struggle with bring it up way before....

    • @christianboekhout3475
      @christianboekhout3475 8 років тому

      Jack Daniel I dislike both too. Which is why I want him to talk about how Hillary floats these conspiracies. I mean do people seriously think Trump and Putin are in cohorts?
      And I am supporting Gary Johnson

    • @jackdaniel2545
      @jackdaniel2545 8 років тому

      Good choice.

  • @Kubloo
    @Kubloo 8 років тому +1

    Perfect summary of Trumpets lol

  • @BruceLeedar
    @BruceLeedar 8 років тому

    No literal tinfoil hat, no Alex Jones impression. 5/10

  • @dylanf3108
    @dylanf3108 8 років тому +3

    I'm ashamed you used too be one of my favorite satirists well I guess I still have the old days of carell

  • @trevorcole9301
    @trevorcole9301 8 років тому +4

    Mocking people who question things is funny?

    • @HahaHaha-ks3ml
      @HahaHaha-ks3ml 8 років тому +6

      yes.

    • @hampstershat123
      @hampstershat123 8 років тому +1

      The average westerner doesn't care for the truth, they live life like it is a big fun sarcastic joke. Ego-games run their lives.

    • @trevorcole9301
      @trevorcole9301 8 років тому +1

      I have to agree. Colbert proves your point, and is quite annoying.

    • @hampstershat123
      @hampstershat123 8 років тому

      Trevor Cole It's very sad I don't feel pleasure knowing this, and yeah this video was pretty hard to watch.

    • @uncreativename9936
      @uncreativename9936 8 років тому

      So true

  • @apozvoice
    @apozvoice 8 років тому

    "You can always trust me because I cant be bought by some faceless corporate entity
    ... and now a word from our sponsors" LOL i love you Stephen Colbert XD

  • @Mitchnagel58
    @Mitchnagel58 8 років тому

    I caught Bobby wearing a tinfoil hat once, I said "Take that thing of your head you damn conspiracy theorist" He said "Okay dad I'm sorry can I have money for ciggarettes?"

  • @ProraptorGaming1
    @ProraptorGaming1 8 років тому +3

    Donald drum

    • @ProraptorGaming1
      @ProraptorGaming1 8 років тому +2

      I'd go with retaded shit

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 8 років тому +1

      He was SO CLOSE to saying Drumpf!

  • @whatzituya55
    @whatzituya55 8 років тому +60

    I had a lot of respect for Stephen colbert until this. Too bad he's not capable of thinking and watches CNN

    • @DiabolicalButler
      @DiabolicalButler 8 років тому +18

      colbert is a shill for intellectuals. youre better off not watching

    • @med9371
      @med9371 8 років тому +4

      +Lush Rimbaugh what?

    • @Protester19
      @Protester19 8 років тому

      lol

    • @tacoman069
      @tacoman069 8 років тому

      Why did you ever think he was allowed to think or be independent

    • @jchmanposh15
      @jchmanposh15 8 років тому +1

      he knows it just it's either he doesn't care or he doesn't want to die.

  • @kdhlkjhdlk
    @kdhlkjhdlk 8 років тому +1

    The whiteboard is just the tip of the iceberg. What you can't see, what they won't let you see is his corkboard with pinned news clippings and string!

  • @doraaaa0613
    @doraaaa0613 8 років тому

    "Who's watching the show Bones?"
    LOST IT

  • @HachikoThePoochInugami
    @HachikoThePoochInugami 8 років тому +3

    Did Stephen said DONALD DRUMPF???

  • @Ian-ei3jy
    @Ian-ei3jy 8 років тому

    The media is acting like it's a conspiracy but even Dr. Drew has been concerned about her health and healthcare. She's taking medicine from the 60s!

  • @biggerdoofus
    @biggerdoofus 8 років тому +1

    I can verify that "Bones" exists. I consider it the show that made the guy that played Angel more interesting. He's the guy that played Booth to me.
    That said, I'm not sure how Colbert can prove that I exist. I'm just some words on the internet.

  • @sopitaa783
    @sopitaa783 8 років тому

    Stephen is such a smol bean. I want to wrap him in a blanket so I can take him home and hug.

  • @keikei2185
    @keikei2185 8 років тому

    "Whos watching the show Bones?" LMAO.

  • @indecentanalyst
    @indecentanalyst 7 років тому

    Karl Rove denouncing conspiracy is like an arsonist suspecting that someone has been playing with matches.

  • @Bolgernow
    @Bolgernow 8 років тому

    When I do Knock Knock jokes, I really just ring the doorbell, then run away....coincidence? I think not!

  • @ArmoredChocoboLPs
    @ArmoredChocoboLPs 8 років тому

    Here's something for the Colbert Underground:
    All animals can talk, AND we could see into the future.
    We saw this election happening and clammed up thousands of years ago to distance us from the craziness that is humanity.

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey 8 років тому

    If Megyn Kelly is so smart, why is she working for FOX news?

  • @BrantWeckstein
    @BrantWeckstein 8 років тому

    "And now a word from our sponsors"😂

  • @bAd12cheZ
    @bAd12cheZ 8 років тому

    "When I was eating my soup and half sandwich, who was eating the other half?"
    9/10 could've used a tinfoil hat

  • @CmdrGendoIkari
    @CmdrGendoIkari 8 років тому +1

    DO NOT QUESTION.
    TELEVISION IS TRUTH.
    OBEY ALL AUTHORITY FIGURES.
    :-P

  • @xoMissTaylorDivine
    @xoMissTaylorDivine 8 років тому

    Mr.Tinfoil needs to show Stephen Colbert how to make a real tinfoil hat

  • @disclaimer5911
    @disclaimer5911 9 місяців тому

    Telling us he cant be bought by corporate sponsors was the funny part.

  • @daguy5680
    @daguy5680 8 років тому

    Hey Stephen, be careful w/that tin foil hat, we tested them at our shop and found: if you don't run a ground wire to them, they can actually amplify and pickup more signals out of the air.

  • @ProfessorKRD
    @ProfessorKRD 8 років тому +1

    How dare you mock the tinfoil hat

  • @JonKrueger
    @JonKrueger 8 років тому +1

    Was anyone else disappointed that Stephen did NOT wear a tinfoil hat?

  • @banditslayer01
    @banditslayer01 8 років тому

    "Hillary supporters say she isn't ill, and yet it's right in her name."
    Oh my goodness I lost it there xD

  • @GenghisVern
    @GenghisVern 8 років тому +2

    Pro-tip: Tin foil hats amplify brain waves to help the orbital mind control lasers read your thoughts. Don't be fooled!!!

  • @stoneman472
    @stoneman472 8 років тому

    "I can't be bought by a cooperate entity!"
    Continues to deny that the Primaries were obviously rigged.

  • @jahnaroth669
    @jahnaroth669 6 років тому

    My neighbor in Jax used to use a tinfoil hat, as a punishment to his jokester friends, didn't realize what he really did it for.

  • @alfreddelatourquipenche8287
    @alfreddelatourquipenche8287 8 років тому

    3:19
    fact-I-read-somewhere-on-the-internet: Dalmatians are NOT allowed to be firemen anymore.
    They had developed the disturbing habit of eating victims' corpses.

  • @inkedseahear
    @inkedseahear 7 років тому +1

    I'm from China and Stephen is totally correct.

  • @fabdino8073
    @fabdino8073 8 років тому +1

    Yeah keep on believing everything the media tells you is true, never question anything

  • @timmiltz2916
    @timmiltz2916 8 років тому

    That was so enjoyable.
    I hadn't seen Colbert for a good while- glad I checked this out.
    "And what is Hidden Valley HIDING !"
    I lost it as SOON as he correlated three holes in wall sockets and bowling balls wondering where that was going to go.

  • @ethanevans2689
    @ethanevans2689 8 років тому

    Why do these shows always avoid showing the footage of Hillary blacking out and struggling to climb stairs getting disoriented in the process?

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 8 років тому +1

    Well, Karl Rove is an expert on brain damage. He was George W. Bush's senior advisor.

  • @N_Moli
    @N_Moli 7 років тому

    LOOK AT THAT WHITEBOARD! All credibility is GONE the moment that whiteboard popped up on screen!

  • @OtakuD50
    @OtakuD50 8 років тому

    Oh, I guess it's time again to visit our old friends, the people who never liked Stephen Colbert in the first place but are now somehow quitting his show for the 20th time.

  • @Onus6688
    @Onus6688 8 років тому +2

    Lmfao this reminded me of the "flat earth" theory people

  • @JohnnyThund3r
    @JohnnyThund3r 8 років тому +1

    Gotta admit the music was perfect.

  • @CymieJill
    @CymieJill 8 років тому

    Dalmatians are in fire stations because they, as sad as it is, are prone to being deaf. That makes it easier for them to remain calm during the blaring sirens.

  • @mrncasal
    @mrncasal 8 років тому

    And the reference to Welcome To Night Vale in the end??? I laughed so much!l

  • @Hermboldt
    @Hermboldt 8 років тому

    That guy was his own teleprompter lol

  • @EHCBunny4real
    @EHCBunny4real 8 років тому

    I used to stay up late worrying about that wasted half of my soup and sandwich

  • @georgeswan457
    @georgeswan457 8 років тому

    The truth is first ridiculed then violently opposed and then becomes common knowledge

  • @haydenr4737
    @haydenr4737 8 років тому

    when people question the government they are criticized but when the government questions us we turn a blind eye and sumbit

  • @TheAdmiral14
    @TheAdmiral14 8 років тому

    You can tell Megyn Kelly is someone desperately trying to hold onto her sanity and the world she knows as it turns into an absurd madhouse. That laughter is just concealing bitterness and unease.

  • @LadyCeag840
    @LadyCeag840 8 років тому +1

    Actually, that "Bones" theory has some weight on it....
    ...Seriously, does that show have a channel?

  • @MattHaku39
    @MattHaku39 8 років тому +1

    B-but I watch Bones... Do I not exist? Is my whole life a lie? If Bones doesn't exist, then why do I remember the characters? Is it all just a fever dream? Or are they memories of my past (or future) life that I'm trying to remember but just can't seem to grasp on to? Every time I sit in front of my computer screen, am I really watching a fiction show, or am I being shown what I can't (or won't) remember? I don't know, and perhaps never will.
    And now, the weather.

  • @skylersandsissilly
    @skylersandsissilly 8 років тому

    The audience did not give the dog bit the laugh it deserves

  • @valeriemclean192
    @valeriemclean192 8 років тому

    "Ladies and gentlemen, the future is here, and it's about a hundred feet above the Arby's..."

  • @Yimbotron
    @Yimbotron 8 років тому

    I was really hoping he would actually have a tinfoil hat to put on for this segment.

  • @pupper9474
    @pupper9474 8 років тому +1

    I get that this is satirical, but she's so obviously not healthy.

  • @scarabeo500gt
    @scarabeo500gt 8 років тому +2

    Stop insulting people with a Brain!

    • @scarabeo500gt
      @scarabeo500gt 8 років тому +1

      That is how you shut people down by making them feel a commit that does not fit your AGENDA is crazy make them look like TRUTH are people like tin foil hat wearers..

  • @zerokoolkw
    @zerokoolkw 8 років тому

    The real question is....where in 2016 did Steven Colbert get dot-matrix printer paper?!

  • @cassiedevereaux-smith3890
    @cassiedevereaux-smith3890 8 років тому +1

    Aw... dot matrix printer paper. That brings me back.

  • @ROCKLIKEACOBB
    @ROCKLIKEACOBB 8 років тому

    Telling that "conspiracy theorist" are front and center. Realize that they are no longer theories once they have been proven to be actual conspiracies.

  • @NotSureRemix
    @NotSureRemix 8 років тому +1

    *You're getting too close to the truth Steven!* Oh, nevermind, you tossed the notes aside...

  • @mattgoeshunting
    @mattgoeshunting 8 років тому

    1:42 "Hillary's Clinton" LMAOOOO

  • @OfficialRetroCoin
    @OfficialRetroCoin 8 років тому

    Looks like Dale Gribble contacted Stephen off screen.

  • @jaredlawrence2377
    @jaredlawrence2377 8 років тому

    Would have been even more hilarious if he pulled out a whiteboard instead of that stack of paper

  • @brathernumzy
    @brathernumzy 8 років тому +1

    i saw 0 tinfoil hats ........ or armor or shoes or a cape

  • @samlee6152
    @samlee6152 8 років тому

    HOLY CRAP THE HALF SANDWICH THING BLEW MY MIND

  • @ChickenFriedVice
    @ChickenFriedVice 8 років тому +1

    LEGALIZE RANCH!

  • @Jay-fv7vi
    @Jay-fv7vi 8 років тому

    The best way to try and disprove something is making fun of it