Jon Stewart Takes Over Colbert's Late Show Desk
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- Some stories, like the ouster of Fox News chairman Roger Ailes, are too big for one late night host to tackle alone.
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Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"
I find it funny that Jon Stewart is now portrayed as a hermit who lives either in the woods or apparently under Stephen's desk.
KITRS916 I like that Trevor Noah calls Jon Stewart, "Papa".
Uremawife Nowdave or unemployed liberal farmer from Sam Bee
he lives in the woods that is who hillary was looking for when they found her wandering around in the forest in upstate NY
John Burgess she lives there
No... She was in Chappaqua NY and he opened a 12 acre sanctuary for abused and sick animals with his wife in NEW JERSEY. Two different states and just because hes not on TV regularly, doesnt mean hes a hermit. He and his wife are spending their money doing something amazing. Unlike others who spend their money trying to amass more and more and more and reminding everyone that they are superior because of that money.
Holy shit. JON STEWART just singlehandedly shut those republicans the fuck up
Yeah we wish
He's been trying a long time
Those republicans will never shut up. You hit them with facts that prove them to be hypocrites and liars and they just ignore it and keep shambling on like a horde of zombies.
Unfortunately they are republicans... they never shut the fuck up...
We thought that John Oliver shut Trump in march with Make Donald Drumft again video, but he didnt. the more u criticize the bigger they get.
This is the best thing I've seen all day. These two are like hot fudge and crushed Oreos; they just go so well together.
colbert and stewart are millionaire shills....but dayum that sound good!
Not that there is anything wrong with it, but at least they are both out of the closet now, as evidenced by their exchanged "stimulations" under the desk. Afterwards, they likely got a motel room together.
agree stewart the best
+4thandinches Luckily the Supreme Court has allowed them to marry.
+4thandinches Luckily the Supreme Court has allowed them to marry.
4 years...and this monologue didn't age one bit. EVERYTHING Jon said came true.
Uh Hillary lost......so
@@frankk1512 - You're missing the point just a smidge.
@@frankk1512 so did trump
@@frankk1512 She actually won, the US just has a weird system where the person with the most votes loses.
@@frankk1512and Trump tried to overthrow the last election so
Jon and Stephen are probably the best journalists out there today. Yes, I said journalists. I believe they're doing a tremendous service to our country.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
I'm guessing he is a big inforwars/breitbart/drudgereport fanatic. You know, "news" for those who are gleefully fucked in the head and scream at their moms if the hot pockets are cold.
+Matthäus typical right wing asshat.
they aren't journalist though. I'd say they're not as left as they try to come off. I'd also note they're more of entertainers
"Journalists" sure...
Moment of silence for Sean Hannity... RIP. Jon Stewart destroyed you
*lumpy
Who?
not even close - troll!
Duane Kosmicki is anyone in this threat trying to provoke a negative reaction? I thought we were all just making a joke?
minimalphilia seriously ... Bullshit divergent mind games aka control ... Believe it or not LOL! afortiori!
For 13 minutes and 30 seconds, everything was right in the world once again.
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Lou Gagliardi
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This isn't romance--it's love. The two of them are absolutely non-romantically in love with one another. It's so rare for straight men to be so open about their affection. A falling out between them would cause a massive chain reaction and destroy the entire universe. With any luck the effect will limited to our own galaxy.
im not sure what this is i scrolled too far down in the comments but i agree nonetheless
They are also business partners as well as best friends.
Or a romantic friendship! That’s a thing!
I think the word you're looking for is bromance
Kerri-Lynn Dunne Or romantic friendship, a type of romance that most societies has treated just as important as any other relationship, and not a term loaded with homophobia
Jon, just make a podcast on youtube where you talk about shit once a week. You don't even have to put a lot of effort into it. You'd still get millions of subscribers from former daily show watchers alone.
thats exactly what hes doing except hes gonna be on hbo
He won't have many anymore.
That is the best idea. He doesn't have to put too much effort all he needs is a camera, it would be personal he doesn't need a staff, we get to hear him, he gets to vent out, and we get a laugh. Win Win.
Yesssssss!!!
So no picture? A big part of what I like with Jon is to watch him. His body language, the clips...
Jon destroying Fox News with it's own footage was always my favorite bits. Hard facts is a bitch to the conservative bubble.
meh, fox isn't really conservative they're just right wing.
+Daniel Newman Difference? I mean, I really don't see it.
You say that like the political left don't misrepresent facts to push their own narrative either. Barack "1 in 5 women in the US are raped" Obama is a testament to that.
+Xarx3s For clarification
www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/feb/16/barack-obama/barack-obama-says-nearly-1-5-women-us-has-been-rap/
FYI what you posted doesn't dismiss what was said in the video. Trump is essentially everything that Hannity dismissed Obama over.
....what? The definition of a right-winger is a conservative
I have Dijon mustard in my refrigerator, I guess I'm a wealthy elitist now.
I usually have about 3 different types of mustard in my fridge at any one point. Damn... I'm more privileged than I realised.
You disgunting 1%er
YELLOW IS FOR PEASANTS.
viddergrapho
Yup, I always have Dijon, English and grain. the holy trinity.
That first scream when Jon popped his head out....
PRICELESS!!!!
xD yup
Lol i thot i was the only 1 who noticed it
It starts at 1:29 and ends at 1:30
He got a massive pop!
literally like a WWE return pop lmao
I just imagine Stephen sitting on the floor, looking up and smiling
i can imagine stephen sitting on the floor, looking up, smiling, and pulling out his genitals to try to make jon lose it completely.
is this show really live
+meeg_2005 this particular show was. That's why when he said bullshit the sensor was so broad (which also the fact that they had a guy running a delay at all on TV is amazing).
Normal shows are taped in advance.
sexystephencolbert.tumblr.com/post/147921669331
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DynamiteDupree a normal live show has a seven-second delay. The FCC (or the network under fear of FCC reprisal) will have someone whose job it is to watch for foul language and push the button.
Loved the line about how Republicans don't own patriotism and Christianity. I feel the Republican Party is perceived as being "the founding ideals of America" when in reality the only true ideal we have is being free to all people. There wasn't supposed to be two party system in the first place.
Yes, of COURSE you idiots on the left are the TRUE patriots, since you see dozens of flag-burnings by leftist agitators in the media. /sarcasm. There's nothing patriotic about you cop-killing traitors. Nothing.
+VermilionMage Trump is really promoting unity in the republician party hey.
Dylan Goodboy He literally is.
+VermilionMage this is some advanced trolling right here. You're practically channeling the stereotype of a backwater neonazi. Hell, you almost sound like you mean what you're saying. (Thankfully, no one is *that* stupid.)
Sean Hennessy Half the country supports Trump, so your logic fails. If you support Hillary, you support cop-killers like BLM. Too bad, so sad.
This Guy, Jon, is not too bad. If he continues like this, I'm sure he'll get his own show one day.
He had a show before
That's the joke.
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+Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus shhhhh it's OK child.
reeeeeally?? did he??? was it called the doesn't-get-jokes show with Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus?
The great part about Jon Stewart is that he'd go from bone dry humor to passionately real without breaking the flow, and you'd go from laughing to crying not knowing where the change happened
It’s because John-love his views or hate them-seems to genuinely believe in what he preaches.
The humor is used to form a point, to stick in the side of those in a position of power he feels need to be kept in check, lest they abuse it. But sometimes the anger boils over and jokes just aren’t enough anymore.
One of the greatest comedians of our times
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!
Jon dint just throw some shade at conservatives , he threw a damn eclipse!
Do you see what I am doing now? I'm giving you a solid look of profound respect for that well thought out line. Witty and cut to the bone.. Well done sir (for the record I'm not being sarcastic)
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Please keep your ring
Like a glorious Ninth Plague of Egypt
i think that was his nose casting the eclipse. he cant hide it even by changing his name from liebowitz to stewart.
Make Jon Stewart president and Colbert VP.
Just vote for Hillary :/
As long as Oliver gets to be Secretary of State 😂👌🏼
How is that even a reply to Ryan's comment?
I'll vote for that administration :D
Colbert Foreign Sec, not VP
What kind of environment do you have to grow up in where dijon mustard is fancy
F**kin' 'Murica... duh :P
I grew up in Northern Virginia (single parent household too) and I had dijon mustard all the time. It's not "fancy" it's just spicy
loveharrydaily Yeah definitely... I grew up in Southeast Missouri in a town of like 16k and while not seen used all the time down here it wasn't abnormal neither.
But, just fyi, long-story short it isn't fancy, they don't/didn't think it is fancy either. Obama was just caught on tape saying a word sounding a little French-ish which fits in perfectly with the part of their propaganda campaign labeling Democrats, liberals, leftists, or whatever label they are currently using as being "elitist" so they ran it.
those ass clowns at fox news HATE any thing that president Obama dose
Dijon is a city in France and as a Frenchman it made me laugh so hard that they thinks it is "fancy". it's like saying "New York strip stake" is snobbish. Haaaa some Muricans....
Work Work!
Jon Stewart: Angelica!
Stephen Colbert: Eliza!
John Oliver:... *sigh* and Peggy...
Bioshock Menolly nice
Please watch a different musical
@@DavidJamesHenry I have seen plenty of musicals thank you.. this one just worked in the moment
@@BioshockChar it absolutely did not
@@DavidJamesHenry okay. Give me an example... maybe from Les Mis? Or Cats? Grease? West Side Story? Madame Butterfly?
The best line seemed to get lost between everything else. “Those fighting to be included in the ideal of equality, are not being divisive. Those fighting to keep those people out, are.”
indeed
Exactly. Good call Steven.
this is bullshit. obama is the president right now and america is more divided than ever. the divisiveness and race baiting comes from liberals constantly calling people racist and sexist. it's not an argument and is a cheap way to try to win an argument. fuck liberals and fuck political correctness
Obama's not the fucking cause of the divisiveness. It's the bullshit rhetoric of Lumpy and all his friends on Fox News that feed the idiots looking for their daily outrage.
Yes, this isn't being divisive at all. LOL. Pot meet Kettle.
Does anyone else want a dual-hosted show now?
No I'm afraid there might be too many inside jobs lol
@CBS I would buy a subscription to see this!
trevor has been getting better recently, but I honestly wonder if jon stewart pulls a jay leno although he will be doing a mini-series with HBO before the election
one condtion..john must dress casual and Stephen must dress like he's the host of a late tv show..they could build so many bits off that.
Daniel Killeen That would be great to build the whole, "Late Night host chatting with a pal" vibe that falls flat with Baptiste. It's just a tragedy that Jon Stewart got out of the game because the game brings him down. Hope he's flying high right now.
John Stewart putting on the coat was like Michael Jackson putting on the glove getting ready to do Billie Jean after 20 yrs.
Except it's only been like a year! Incredible!
+Professor Farnsworth Except it isn't. That isn't how names work.
Oh you learned that one from Trump..did ya?
+Professor Farnsworth What did he achieve? Lost a shit ton of money of his father in a huge pile of his shitty projects! Even the urang-utan he's being compared with would have done a better job at making money! The only thing he truly is great at is deceiving simple minded idiots like you!
-Professor Farmsworth.. So money is what life is all about huh.. Only mental toddlers are that shallow. How old are you Professor?.. If you are an adult (in age) and still think like this, do you understand at all how much time you've wasted? "If I think the same way at 50 years old as I did when I was 20 years old then I've wasted 30 years of my life."
Anyone else rewatching in 2024? Reminiscing on simpler time, when one of the most outrages things our president did was wear a tan suit?
yeah.. a simpler time when libs had absolute control and literal hegemony, then Trump came and shown a flashlight and they’ve been scattering ever since 😊.
A simpler time? I think you need to rewind a bit further for that, you're still at a time where Donald Trump was a major candidate
August of 2024, I decided to give this a rewatch after enjoying some of Jon Stewart's recent work in the new Daily Show host rotation, and uh... yeah, it holds up, 8 yeas later. Obviously a LOT has happened in those 8 years, but the central messages here - pointing out the hypocritical 180s committed by those on the Right where Trump is involved, and the "you don't own this country, or patriotism, or Christianity, etc." bit - those feel just as relevant now as they did then (if not more so).
(Also, Jesus, has it seriously been EIGHT YEARS since this?! Goddamn.)
(Also also, Sean Hannity will be forever known as "Lumpy" to me because of this. Literally every time I've seen him on screen in the past 8 years, I've been like "oh look, it's Lumpy, lol." Jon Stewart has permanently ruined this man's name in my mind, and considering who he is, I'm okay with that.)
GOLD as expected😂
Love those two ❤️❤️
I wish Jon Stewart would just make a youtube channel or something. It's quite literally all he needs.
Me too.
This, this right here is petition material.
He needs a once a week uncensored show on HBO like what Maher and Oliver have going.
We all love Jon but he deserves his ride into the sunset
Ex daily show host becomes new king of daily vlogs, I could get behind that!
Having lived on a farm the past year, Jon has clearly developed a heightened awareness for the presence of bullshit.
😂👍
Bullshit sense is tingling!
you made me think of Peep Show: Mark
except for his own bullshit.
so brave
I know everyone wants to use this video to praise Jon Stewart (bless you, you beautiful, grey, beastly Hunk Muffin of Justice) but I feel there's a more pressing matter at hand... WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU NOMINATED? DO YOU REALIZE HOW YOU FUCKED IT FOR THE REST OF US?
Oh, look! A Drumph supporter. By all means, please provide proof of your claim there, bro.
Oh, a fucking troll. Should have picked up on that sooner. Kindly go fuck a blender.
It's a shame he's dragging the professor through the dirt in order to do it.
Give me a break Jon had nothing to do with what Hannity is. And Hannity wasn't nailed to the wall for being a republican, or conservative. He was nailed to the wall for being a ridiculous hypocrite. Hannity has to bath himself in hypocrisy to do his job, just like when he cried about Ted Cruz for not endorsing Trump, he turned around and called Bernie a coward for doing exactly what he wanted Cruz to do!!!!! Hannity has noone to blame but himself and I hope he got some aloe for that burn lol
+Professor Farnsworth the sky isn't blue though...it appears to be blue because of refracted light. I only mention this as you appear to delight in being a smart alec. I'm assuming you don't have a science background...
I have to watch this every once in a while to see that Jon Stewart told us how it was going to be. He was right. He always has been. That’s why he is loved.
this guy is pretty good.. they should give him a program.. perhaps some kind of show that would air daily...
@Sabyasachi Mukherjee That's stupid.
Call it "The Everyday Programme"
Nah, that'd just be a rip-off of that Trevor Noah show. Too bad though. He'd have been good at it
This comment wins the internet 🙌🤣
I think it's a good idea. Who knows? Maybe his show will last fifteen years or something
Jimmie Abatzis please say your comment is sarcasm.... He had a show! Where do you think Colbert got his start?
Jon, I know you have a family. A wife, kids, animals, hobbies and such.
But we really need you to ride these next four years out with us.
This is so true. We need you back Jon to fight the good fight with Colbert and Sam.
TheCanadiangirl4 Don't forget John Oliver. And Trevor Noah, although I don't watch the Daily Show much myself anymore. Still, even with them and Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee, we need Jon Stewart to return. His appearances on this show have been amazing, but it would be so lovely and uplifting and revitalizing to have Jon Stewart back on a regular basis in some form, cutting through the BS and holding people accountable as only he can.
The funny part is Samantha Bee & Colbert both started on The Daily Show, lol. Honestly, Jon created some epic monsters to help carry the torch after him. I personally love Trevor because he's less tolerant of assholery than Jon, because he grew up in Apartheid. I mean really, you can't be a biracial kid in South Africa during Apartheid and NOT wind up being pretty fucking disgusted when you see what's happening in America, and he doesn't pull back on that and I love, love, love it. I miss Jon, don't get me wrong. But I absolutely freaking ADORE Trevor and am glad Jon wasn't replaced by some bumbling idiot just going for laughs. Also, John Oliver is the absolute SHIT and I adore him.
Elithrae John Oliver also started on The Daily Show.
Yeah. We need your voice. You are a beacon of sanity for us all.
Donald Trump is going to make Jon Stewart come out of retirement! Too much material to be wasted! YAY!!!
I think that, like a Hall of Fame quarterback, on a team where the highest of stakes are on the line, Jon should come off the bench and replace the talented young rookie in his spot for one last season. Comedy Central could even come up with a face saving excuse for Trevor, like - there were some technical issues with his immigration status, and he has to go back to South Africa, but we expect to have it cleared up... probably in the first week of November :-)
Almost; Jon should just skip the middle part and run for president himself.
Jon Sewerwart needs to be deported to a non-White majority country like Pakistan Bangladesh or better yet, the Democratic-Socialist paradise known as Venezuela! -D
no even worse deport him to Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Germany,Norway,Italy or other free democratic states... Perhaps he would be better appreciated
Thanks but Australia has its own Trump named Paulene Hanson
We have Stephen, Samantha, Trevor, John and so many more and you are amazing, treasures, irreplaceable, legends in your lifetime BUT no one will ever really fill the Jon shaped hole in our hearts.
I didn't know about Jon Stewart until AFTER he retired. Happy to see him again!
i found him like 3 months before and Im so sad i missed out!! hes literally the best
Literally started watching his show and not 5 days later he retired. Somehow that made it seem worse than discovering afterward hahaa.
+AmandaKay what really? him and colbert were so amazing together their highlight moment was the 08 election coverage they had me dying laughing glad and grateful for seeing them live and watching them since high school lol
damn that's a bummer. his show started a lot of comedians careers. I'm so glad him and Stephen are so close
Herrold Orozco I havent seen that man... i might just have to go on a hunt for old videos of them haha
Thank god he didn't forget about Arby's lmao
Arby's, "That's not meat sweats, it's salmonella."
Arby's "It's shock and awe.............for your bowels."
Arby's, "See? A lot of things cause diareah."
Arby's, "For when you're wondering what it tastes like when a cow dies."
Last one....Arby's, "The Hannity of roast beef sandwiches."
god I missed Jon in the political arena. His insight is second to none.
+Monica Bardot disprove one single thing he said in this video. Just one.
+Late to the game people like this don't like proof
Blake's right. Their proof is their "feelings" that were born of someone else's bullshit. Usually.
+Christopher Gillman (Chris Phoenix) my bet is they did not even watch the video
I think you are correct, sir.
“You don’t own this country, you don’t own patriotism”
Never forget this phrase when dealing with a so called “conservatives”.
Daniel 🥴🥴🥴???
@@sillybilly121212 ?
sillybilly121212 Hes right tho. That’s literally what conservatives do. They pretend or act like their moves and views are being patriotic. If anything he should’ve said that years ago. Just because they drape their actions in red, white, and blue doesn’t mean it’s patriotic.
must answer...thats a true statement..for you types...it will remind you
lib's to get off it and try to...butt forget..we will join you slops...then what?
you will get another bum for pres... cmon, in fact. the old one wants back...
so sad ... and by now you should know, dirty late night has helped you
not pay attention...and now you probably have no job or less job,,,and trevor
or other dirty got yours..and i never got a big job.. probably too late..
and too late for good late night shows again...
This is still relevant today
I nominate Jon Stewart to moderate the first Presidential debate.
The first one, the second one, the third one, and any coming after that!
Yep. Totally fair. A far-left liberal moderating a Presidential debate. Is it gonna be on MSNBC too?
+Alex Eastland liberals are cancerous hipocrites
This would be perfect... It'll probably be Wolf Blitzer though :'(
he would've destroy the nominees.
Dijon isn't even that fancy. It's just a different type of mustard that you can't buy in gallon jugs.
You are right! Just another way to demonize Obama. where does Lumoy live, in a tent?
The Republicans are so desperate that dijon mustard is the only weapon they have left!
AMEN!! Poor Lumpy, where does he live? He has a private jet.
I bet it was French's mustard too, that commie! lol
you can at jimmy johns
I'm somewhat down the middle on most issues, owning no allegiance to either party, but this is about as effective a take down on the sanctimonious hypocrite Sean Hannity as anything I've ever seen. Stewart carved him up like a Christmas ham.
The sad part is that his viewers will never see this. If you religiously watch Fox News like my parents do, you buy into their indoctrination that all other media is Liberal Propaganda. Even with video clips of the man himself giving completely contradictory statements, they won't believe it. Faux News has done irreparable harm to American political discourse and we are seeing it personified with the nomination of Donald Trump.
You should have seen when Jon destroyed Glenn Beck with a funny impersonation a few years ago. That was gold.
Christmas HAM??!! You're so unamerican -.-
Make that a Chanakah Turkey.
He's vegan now, so make that a Tofurkey roast.
Funny how comedians seem to know how to run a country better than most of the government and congress!
John Stewart 4 President!!!
"Comedians are some of the most perceptive people." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
The president of Ukraine is a comedian
Jon should get a permanent spot under his desk, just pop anytime a Fox News joke is to be made
I think it might be great to give Jon a permanent 5 to 10 minute spot on the Late Show - at least until election day.
"Anytime a Fox News joke is to be made" umm....that would be every day
I am okay with that.
Every day? At the rate Trump is making gaffes, he'd need to pull up a chair and be sitting next to Colbert for the full show.
He has not lost it at all... Man I miss this guy.
Me too!!!!
we dont miss him
+Barney B trump fan detected
*****
Make America Great again.Stewart Looks like he just came from a dumpster
***** Hate to bust it to you, but this country was never great. Never will be, either.
Apparently Jon Stewart is mad as hell and is not going to take it any more.
Fortunately for Jon, he didn't have lousy ratings :D
+auj lnd whose ratings?
Actually my statement was a reference to the great movie Network, just as OP's statement was (a reference to). I was praising the fact that Jon did not need to be assassinated for having lousy ratings
I hated Kilbourne's guts. Because a gf I had at the time had a crush on him. Not his fault, I know. Still...
Lmfao, dude, here's to stupid men stuff. My "One that got away" gf in high school, had a crush on Leonardo Dicaprio(Spelling?) and it was like 5 yrs before anyone knew who he was. It was from when he started out on Growing Pains, lol! I hated that guy forever, eventually I saw something he was so good in that I grew up, hey at least we admit these silly grudges? :-)
Props to Jimmy the camera operator for catching the shadows on screen while panning away. Truly skilled, and I appreciate catching the “studio moment.”
John please come back America needs you!
Make America laugh again!
foreals i watched him instead of the "news"
If had stayed through this election cycle The Daily Show would have been soaring in the ratings.
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Jon......
Fantastic! He has to come back, this is Americas darkest times and you really need someone
who can see the BS and give you some truth.....
"Americas Darkest Times"
I think we had worse.
( 18th and 19th century was filled with death, disease, war, slavery. The 20th century still had poor health standards and racism in the beginning, but got better later on. Now, we live longer, have technology, and overall better quality of life. At the very most, 2007 might have been slightly better, but we're still in the best time so far in history. )
+47D Those are two different things. Having advanced technology doesn't mean we can't be in dark times. Racism is not as bad, true, but how long until that is turned around? How long before there is a standard to inappropriately profile minorities just because they are one? How long before there are attempts of segregation, the shut down of the First Amendment, the neutralization of our centuries of diplomacy with other nations? This truly could be a very dark time in America, and a dark time for the world.
He's going to do it at the DNC as well
nice profile picture
^Agreed, Casey. Problem with Bill Maher is he's on HBO, a premium channel. :( I love his show and watch every week, but he's not accessible to as many people.
Trevor's fine, Colbert's good, but this guy is a god damned God. Get him on TV again.
Political satire just hasn't been the same since he left us. ;-;
He's doing a mini-series with hbo before the election, so hopefully that gives us something
Yea, but it won't be the same. I miss watching him every week. He was a legend that cannot be replaced.
I hear ya. But put yourself in Jon's shoes. He willingly left the Daily Show. That was his choice. He had enough of shifting through mountains of shit and making sense of it all to be a genius comedian with it as material. He had enough! If he sits in front of a camera again, it's because so deems it.
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I love how often John managed to squeeze in an Arby's burn on his one day back behind a desk. It's one of my favorite running gags from the Daily Show.
Jon Stewart could announce he's running for President as a write in candidate and he'd win by a landslide. Please Jon, save us from dumb and dumber!
if God could only hear our prayers
No, not "If God could hear our prayers," but rather: "If almighty Jon would answer our prayers."
Indeed!
Would the DNC have allowed him?
DNC leaks? Debbie resignation? Corruption to the core
+Saucey Genitals why'd you say the same thing twice?
FINALLY! Someone comes out and actually says that Americans didn't choose Trump, the media did! (And now we're all screwed...)
Same could be said of Hillary Clinton. A woman who has been a pathological liar for her entire political career, is a criminal, and changes her policies as often as she changes clothes and yet she is the Democratic nominee. Either the media chose her or there are a shit ton of stupid Americans voting for her.
Oh, on that I would definitely say both. But you know what I really hate? I'm going to vote for her now, because of Trump. My fear of Trump is overwhelming my disgust and intense dislike for Hillary. The plan had been to write someone in.
You make the accusation, you present no evidence. Think for yourself and stop repeating Fox bullshit, you coward.
+Steven Johnson What FOX BS? How can I repeat what I haven't seen, heard, or read? And what is the accusation you're referring to? If you're going to get mad at me, at least tell me why, exactly.
the media reflects the populous, not the other way around. We chose Donald.
This was so beautiful. Jon Stewart retired too soon.
+RenegadeC and also 7% of Americans owned slaves.
well that escalated quickly
+RenegadeC How come, that the nazi guys are always left-behinders, playing World of Warcraft, stuck in their basement, who never touched a girl before? Dude get out of your misery and stop blaming other people for that...
+Herbert Asslan so nazis are just like you.
He did not retire. He just was not into doing TDS any more.
This aged perfectly with Fox officially admitting they knowingly lie to their viewers every single day.
When voting there should be an option where you can vote "Other", that means both candidates are disqualified, and each parties choose new candidates.
Can't you just spoil your ballot? Is that not a thing in the US?
I think it's necessary a vast majority (50% maybe) to cause an election to be called again.
So each party would put forth candidates who lost to the ones that made it to begin with?
That's retarded, but you got the next best thing, you can whine like a little bitch until November, and then put a check mark next to Hillary, and do your part to stave off the Apocalypse, you wouldn't fair well with the roving gangs of cannibals that will terrorize the after scape of human civilization.
Dude. There are third parties as options.
Jon Stewart used Logic! Republicans were annihilated!
ok lesbo
lesbians rule
+ii121 especially in HD
Actually, "Logic" used to be super-effective against Republicans in an earlier generation but they nerfed it by giving Republicans the natures "Dense," "Obtuse" and "Thick" as well as the abilities "Ignorance" and "Anti-Intellectualism."
+surfin25 where in that comment did it say that they were a lesbian? and why would someone's sexual preference matter enough for you to call them that?
Is it too late to have a third choice? Can we just have President Jon Stewart and Vice President Stephen Colbert? Would that really make any less sense then what we have now?
there is a 3rd party #feelthejohnson
#StewartColbert2024!!!
+Fleck Do not insult vaginas with this smegma!
#StewartColbert2020!!!
Teammarcopolo No. I want them to run in 2024. Presidents who are elected every 20 years died in office (except for Reagan and George W., though each of them had one assassination attempt). #CurseOfTippecanoe
This man singlehandedly handed the news to us in a palatable fashion. Unbiased (well, at first but cmon) and intelligent. We are lucky to have had him
We've missed you, Jon.
OMG, and the Schyller Sisters dance break. All respect, Lin-Manuel.
+Jennifer Hartshorn Hell yeah!
the one election we needed these guys in their comedy central characters the most...
The thing is, toward the end of his Daily Show tenure, he wasn't as funny. He was clearly worn out, and frustrated by everything. Colbert was consistently funnier, and got at the issues in a way that Jon wasn't because he was clearly so angry about everything. Jon definitely needed a break, and even in this bit, there's a lot more anger than wry commentary. I think we need some of that, but I also respect that, for him, being angry all the time is exhausting and I don't blame him a bit for needing some time away.
I'd love to see him go to a weekly cable format....but then he'd be treading very close to what is now John Oliver's territory.
How about monthly?
That drawing on the paper. Oh, Jon. I miss you so much.
I was waiting for it too. When I saw him reaching for the pen I was like DO IT!! DO THE CIRCLES!!!!
All I want to do is watch Jon Stewart reruns that aren't pertinent anymore. Will they still be as funny? Yes. Yes they will.
+The Drunk Monk Me too.
It was so signature, I had no idea how much I missed it until I saw it happen.
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Jon Stewart just roasted the entire Republican Party. Hillary Clinton, choose him for your VP xD
I actually agree she should choose him because he's the type of gutless coward that will barely talk about all the shady shit Hilary and the democrats do, but he sure as shit will run his big mouth about Trump and the republicans.
Weird, right? Since there's a ton of motherfucking ammo for him to sling at Hilldog too, so why doesn't he?
He didn't on this segment mostly because this week is all about the RNC.
ChestRockwell24 I'd love to see that, too. ;3 I love watching people get roasted.
+Mr420Spy wo m8. dnt h8. GG tho
THAT WOULD BE GREAT!
A comedian and a criminal
To run dear old USA
the calm "that's not a thing" had me dying!
This video felt like a nice clean shower after the hot stank ass mess that has been the RNC
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The worst I've ever fricken seen.
...Did they literally report on Obama having a burger? what the fuck
Welcome to the 24 hour "news" cycle
They did lol and it was as stupid then as it is now
Nah, it's the elitist liberal Dijon mustard that made Lumpy all grumpy.
Not just any burger, a burger with elitist mustard
they literary scraped the bottom of the barrel to attack him. Is embarrassing really.
God I missed those steely blue eyes
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he does not believe in your invisible friend say what?
He has blue eyes and a sharp wit and fine discernment about things that matter to us but he also has a fine heart, so its nice to be with him even while he talks of horrible things which are so hard to listen to if the people who talk of them arent making up for making you think of nasties in some way or other. A good heart and comedy for example. You bath in his niceness while you listen to horrors and the same goes for Colbert.
Rose Macaskie completely agree and john oliver, I think he's excellent. Can be skewed a little bit but he does a great job.
***** people like what they like, I think he looks great. Get over it. You have your preferences and I have mine. And you're not bringing anyone "back to reality" you're giving a shite opinion that no one asked for and masking it as a favor that you've convinced yourself you're doing out of the goodness of your heart when really you're just being a shithead. Good day.
Jon Stewart good to see you sir. You are so loved.
Jon Stewart aged like 15 years in a couple of months
Makeup.
+Cankersaurus well, he no longer has a makeup crew or any of that.
and still billion of young ages cant compete him;)
He's a vegetarian now, so his body has to regulate to the extreme decrease of protein.
yeah,clearly, protein don't exist in eggs,dairy, vegetables and legumes
There needs to be a show once a month feat. Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, John Oliver and Trevor Noah. I would watch the hell out that
I'd throw conan in for good measure
add a little bit of fallon myers wilmore and corden and you got television history
I'll drop in Sam B too.
And Samantha Bee!
What about Kimmel?! lmao, but seriously can someone get Kimmel off television
And what was Lumpy's response? Profanity, more misinformation and naming calling. Stay classy, Hannity!
wait, he actually made a response???
Wouldn't really consider it a response, more like unintelligible namecalling and gibberish. Basic ad hominem stuff
I'm not defending Hannity, but Jon Stewart literally just used profanity and name calling in this video.
Dominic Bennett Stewart also exposed Hannity for the idiot he is...
+Dominic Bennet
*"Lumpy your 180 please!"*
Jon Stewart is like the Bill Murray of late night. He can just show up whenever and do whatever he wants!
This is the only way Donald Drumpf has truly made America great again.
Stop ripping off a character from one of the greatest shows ever made. Use your real name you ridiculous trolling ass coward
+Professor Farnsworth holy shit it you're dumb. The argument was the only good thing he did was making jon stewart come back on television to roast his ass. "Donald Drumpf" is mainly a wittier way to make fun of him than he chose in, for example, "lyin Ted" or "Hillary rotten Clinton". Please just off yourself before this election.
***** what did I just read?
SerjSongsROCK Dude seriously this trolling ass coward (typical Drumpf supporter) isn't worth your time.
Liberals are confusing. I called Caitlyn Jenner Bruce Jenner once and I got lit up with "ITS CAITLYN YOU CAN NOT SUPPORT HER BUT AT LEAST SHOW RESPECT" but now they're saying Donald drumpf? I personally don't mind it, as a matter of fact it shows that he's part of an immigrant family like most of us.
Jon's so tiny, I want to wear him like a backpack.
Get in line.
+Masada1911 lmao
a funny meme i guess. being short is funny. anyway Jon was awesome tonight!
He is Stephen 's Hobbit
More like Stephen's Yoda.
That Jon Stewart guy should have his own show!
Maybe even a DAILY show, you know? I feel like he could do that for like 17 years
Justin Clowater Easily!
Subscribe to HBO Now. The Jon Stewart show is coming.
Or even a NIGHTLY show. Hell, I'm thinking even it might give the underrepresented African Americans a chance maybe? (O_o)
Lol only until August 18th I would imagine.
The fact that you can still see his shadow jumping for joy makes my day, year, decade, and anytime I'm feeling down.
I miss Jon. Trevor Noah is great in his own way, but I still miss the daily show with him.
I think Trevor's okay. He just isn't as emotionally invested like Jon is. When Jon talks politics you can tell he genuinely cares
The thing is: Trevor said in an interview (with the guardian) that he can't show that he is emotionally invested, because then the right would paint him as an "angry black man".
Trevor Noah is not good for a political show like The Daily Show. They should have got Jon Oliver when they had the chance.
You're being very kind, but Trevor is terrible and comes off as fake and unfunny every time I've seen him.
Ehhhh think they dodged a bullet on that one.
He's still got it. He may not use it every day, but he's still got it.
NOBODY does it like Jon. I really miss him. But man, he hasn't missed a beat by retiring from his show lol. He was so bang-on. You're not gonna hear this kind of depth and compassion from Trevor Noah.
Trevor is young. Give him some time to come into his own.
You might be right. Definitely it's hard to fill Jon's shoes. I'm just very disappointed and miss that strong progressive voice.
Me too buddy. Me too.
It took Jon years to get that.
I think beyond all, Jon, while obviously liberal, had a fantastic ability to look even at his own beliefs and question them, it is the thing that has made me trust him for all these years. Noah, I feel like will just be a pretty face pushing an agenda. He may prove me wrong though
Protect this man with everything we have. He is everything this nation needs. I love that he came out from behind the desk like a sleepy Muppet. Way to drop the tie, brother.
I loved the orgasmic unleashing of Jon's rage...followed by Stephen popping up 'we're live!' and then the thumbs up...that is a great moment
oh my god, Dad's back!
Dad's not moving back in permanently though D:
nice
Dad will only make occasional visits. Unfortunately, this will only make us miss him more. ;-;
Shhh.... it's okay baby. Go to sleep. Daddy's here.
AHHHHHHHHH he KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK
This country needed Jon and Stephen this week. Well. We've needed them for awhile now. But ESPECIALLY this week
Seriously. It feels like a major terrorist event occurred, and I'm still reeling from the shock of it.
+Mary Ellen Katz
Better brace yourself quick cause there's another NC incoming.
+Daniel Newman the DNC shouldn't be nearly as bad at the RNC was. I don't think that's humanly possible. I mean the RNC had people roaring in applause at the "good news" of a man's murderer being acquitted & a representative saying that minorities haven't contributed anything positive to civilization
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wow you are rather indoctrinated into left wing loony land. there was certainly plenty of screw ups at the rnc, but neither of those make the list. I'm sure you'll slurp up whatever slop the dnc serves.
Why? So we end up voting for a warmonger like Hillary Clinton? No thanks.
In a time like this, Stewart seems to be the only voice of reason.
Don't forget Trevor. John picked him for a reason.
he and the people who like him are snobs, too self righteous to be funny
Stick to your Jeff Foxworthy tapes then.
I miss Stephen and Jon back when they were back in Comedy Central.
I took those days for granted :/
And now, for once, just once, they were dancing, cheek to cheek.
I await the long overdue Election specials. God, that would be magical.
Yes, I can understand that talented people can want to move on to other things after a while, but they built something AMAZING. Two of the funniest shows ever that also managed to inform and shine a spotlight on issues that others often would not. And as for Stewart - just look a the careers he launched from one little half hour basic cable show!
BTW, if you haven't watched it, check out "Full Frontal" with Sam Bee. She was never one of my favorites on the Daily Show, but she is knocking it out of the park on her show.
*Jon drops the mic yet again!*
"All men are created equal" reveals the dignity of human life that should be reflected and upheld within the law.
This country has had many opportunities to correct itself: slavery, abortion, death penalty, immigration, etc. As long as humans are running the government it will never be perfect. The same goes for Churches, our workplaces, or our own families. There is always opportunity for justice and mercy.
+Laurence Goldkamp I don't know you but I like you already. Common sense for days.
+Laurence Goldkamp Without a doubt, this is one of the most true statements I've ever seen on the internet. I'm leaving before someone else ruins it.
I fully agree with that statement. Right on!!
For me people are not equal and never will be i took Thousands of years of breeding. Nonsence. But wait. Maybe its becase you belive in some kind of teism. But its nice to think like that. Thumb up.
man.. I miss John Stewart...
Why doesn't he go by his real name Jon Liebowitz? A should be a proud Cultural Marxist jew.
Here's a nice big glass of "STFU and go away". Drink up!
+bitteroldman lol just take a look at the shit he watches, don't even bother
i miss you, poppa :c
+Frontierland what?!
Jon Steward and Stephen Colbert remind me of the greatness of America. Love both of them!
Your standards are pretty low ain't they?
@@brianmouland209 Jon has spent his retirement winning healthcare for 9/11 first responders and fighting for all American vets exposed to burn pile toxins since Vietnam. Explain to me why that is a low bar
I like Trevor Noah's daily show. But sweet Jesus it was good to see Jon back doing his thing. I wish he's never left
Yeah, why must all good things come to an end?
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I hate Trevor Noah's daily show it is massively left and has no median it constantly chooses liberals over conservatives just like Larry wilmore in the shit nightly show
Same, I think he's better than most people give him credit, but Jon Stewart is our generation's George Carlin.
You can buy Dijon mustard at Walmart for about $2.50. Is that really your idea of fancy?
Of course it isn't, but it's got a weird sounding name, so FOX watchers won't know the difference. They'll just believe whatever Hannity tells them to believe. :p
Dijon, unamerican. Living large, on France's fancy mustard.
Freedom Fries forever!
Please stop buying dijon, because if you do, the terrorists win.
Fox News is Bullshit & has been for years. Unfoxed was great to watch because it really shows them kissing republican ass!~!
The only thing asking for Dijon mustard shows is that you've ordered a sandwich before. They have that shit at Jimmy Johns.
archaicsentinel
You have contempt issues.
As red faced and out of breath as I was while trying to clear the tears of joy from my eyes at first watching this video clip all the way through, nonetheless, I tortured myself silly by watching it a 2nd and 3rd time just to experience a serotonin and endorphin cascade! Hard to believe, but simultaneously limitlessly admirable, that Colbert has the weight to force Mainstream Corporate Media CBS to give back the Bully Pulpit to THE smartest Justified Bully Against Ignoramuses EVER! Kudos to Stephen, and as always, endless admiration to Jon Stewart for persisting in his brilliant take on American Political Establishment Hypocrisy!
Lol yes. It's amazing that a right wing conservative network like CBS would allow someone like Jon Stewart on their program.
This is some sort of refined autism.
Ratings unfortunately.
+Aaron Lewis go back to bullshit mountain
+Aaron Lewis Really? 'autism' is being used as an insult now? I thought it was bad enough when guys were using 'palsy' as an insult ! Respect for other people just keeps going lower and lower.
It's 4 years later and I still SO want to see what the studio audience saw!
*J.O.H.N. S.T.E.W.A.R.T. F.O.R. F.U.C.K.I.N.G. P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T.!!!*
*R.E.S.T.O.R.E. A.M.E.R.I.C.A.N. S.A.N.I.T.Y.!!!*
That's like, a really long acronym.
+MrGriff305 "John's the Only Human Now, Standing for The Equality With Americans and the Rights They Forfeited On Republican Principle, Regressively, and Extensively Shitting In and Down Everyone's Neck Ties".... In 2016? That's all I got lol
+MrGriff305 I forgot what it actually said halfway through and just assumed it said John Stewart for president 2016 lol
Make America Sane Again
You have probably not grasped the fact that NO ONE can become President if he isn't a self financed billionnaire or endorsed by billionnaire. John Stewart can't become President under this system.
His Imperial Majesty the Great, His Highness, the impeccable JON STEWART.
Bless your heart for being the Never Ending voice of reason. ^_^
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Logic just goes over your head doesn't it ***** , so sad.: (
Welcome back Lord Stewart. On behalf of the world, we missed you.
+Aboood165 THE KIIIING IN THE NORTH
Hail the king!
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I second that
Yes.
If anybody are real Americans, it would be the people who go on stage every night to make millions of others laugh while educating them about touchy political topics, with a purely moral and expectant outlook that holds everyone in power accountable for their bull****. Thank you Jon and Stephen, you are both so amazing. Politicians run the country, but you keep the nation running.
Jon Stewart for president!
of Iran
Libtards always after my dick
Speaking of little bitches. i think your god is Jon stewart. He is like his last name reads. "WART"
havocmaster69 MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST WILL SAVE ME FROM YOUR ABATEMENT
hahahahahahahah :P
When he highlighted the connection between #bluelivesmatter and the 9/11 responders bill....epic.
They dont love cops. They just hate black people. And I just wish they had the balls to make that admission.
that hits a LOT harder now, yeah
@@QuinnActually ah yes... where was #bluelivesmatter when cops were being beaten (to death in one case) by white Trump supporters? Even more proof they don’t care about cops, they just hate black peopls
The sad part is that it takes a comedian to point out their hypocritical inconsistencies and fact-free distortions and that "journalists" don't do that instead.
Journalism really is almost completely dead.
Fox admitted that they are purely for entertainment a long time ago. What the hell is CNN's and MSN's excuse?
If they're purely entertainment, why do they call themselves ''Fox NEWS"? Shouldn't a channel whose name literally contain the word ''news'' be mostly about reporting facts?
Journalism isn't dead, liberal journalism is.
Conspiracy theorists been pointing it our for YEARS!, but they have such a bad rep (because of politicians) that no one listens! Comedy does seem to be the way to spread the political Dirtbag truth.
+M Bargo shut the fuck up. look at Fox news. pure conservative shit.
man.. these two together are just amazing
if trump can run why not stewart, I mean really? I 100% think stewart is more qualified and would do a better job and I don't even think jon stewart is qualified at all.
Stewart would be amazing
+Jacob Grzanowicz I want him saved for New Jersey Senator or Governor. I think it's only fair after the U.S got a look at who we have to deal with regularly (Chris Christie)
+A Mysore yeah I live in nj, fuck Christie.
John Stewart said it himself, he will never run for office. I think he said it on Oprah a while back.
tengku adam I don't want him to, I was just pointing out that if someone as ridiculous as trump can be a party nominee it's entirely believable for someone like jon stewart to run
I want to know what the underside of that desk looks like.
The batcave.
Ireland264 The TARDIS with a wood-patterned rug draped over it
I'm thinking it's like a Hobbit Hole that goes underneath the studio, given Stephen's love of Tolkien
Woody.
Well an airhorn for the last 13 is a given
Greatness created the Greatness. And yea! To the Greatness the Greatness returns.
Blessed be Late Night -_-
Praise be
amen
+MusicSprint1080p All praise Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption!
Well put...
lol, well said.
How adorable was that hug at the end though?