Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 142 - War Room II-Pt 1 [Aug. 15, 2019]

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 419

  • @HeavehBurtation
    @HeavehBurtation 4 місяці тому +54

    “Dude, you ever get into internal family systems?” Classic Matt.

  • @townesprescot5441
    @townesprescot5441 Рік тому +813

    billy and spud funnier than 90% of standups

    • @DonkeyHotay794
      @DonkeyHotay794 Рік тому +34

      Are you saying Schultz and Chappelle steal jokes?

    • @isthisdom
      @isthisdom Рік тому +95

      Billy and spud might the funniest of people. They objectively give matt and shane a run for their money imo

    • @christianyork5012
      @christianyork5012 11 місяців тому +32

      @@DonkeyHotay794Schultz is a hack faker. And what does that comment have to do with accusations of stealing?

    • @lewisnunn2093
      @lewisnunn2093 11 місяців тому +5

      @@christianyork5012he’s making an accusation with his reply

    • @wilsonwallace8755
      @wilsonwallace8755 9 місяців тому +14

      But we’re just laughing at spud and billy 😂😂😂 it’s not like they are telling jokes

  • @jonathanzuniga3681
    @jonathanzuniga3681 2 місяці тому +53

    I’m now here listening to Old Testament in 2024. The golden oldies

    • @NoPe-n1j
      @NoPe-n1j 14 днів тому +1

      The criterion collection

  • @1der607
    @1der607 Рік тому +177

    “What make & model? Power Wheel?” might be a Top 3 quote all time MSSP

    • @bmbterps
      @bmbterps Рік тому +13

      Also loved Matt calling him a good boy instead of the usual great guy

    • @LateNightRewrites
      @LateNightRewrites 7 місяців тому +5

      80 pony power baby

    • @billdangler
      @billdangler 6 місяців тому

      ppppp❤❤❤p❤❤❤ pop❤p❤❤p❤❤p❤❤p❤p❤❤ pop j

  • @mcdurmont8308
    @mcdurmont8308 4 місяці тому +143

    Hey guys - new dawg here. I have recently become a dawg and have thoroughly enjoyed the older stuff. Just wanted to thank everyone for the warm welcome and apologize for being late to the party. Better late than never. Thankful to have this wise counsel. Shaman for Pres.
    That is all.

    • @joshthompson5411
      @joshthompson5411 4 місяці тому +12

      Welcome fellow dawg

    • @commadogsbrother
      @commadogsbrother 4 місяці тому +38

      Your gay

    • @willflint46
      @willflint46 4 місяці тому +40

      you’re gay for writing this, i’m gay for replying. welcome to the party dawg, enjoy sifting through the ancient texts🤞🏼

    • @hectichector643
      @hectichector643 4 місяці тому +5

      We welcome all new wonders into our glorious dawg world, start from the start in the Old Testament right on through too the newer times

    • @davidcagle920
      @davidcagle920 4 місяці тому

      If you want the elusive military dawg paytch hmu

  • @kyleadams6925
    @kyleadams6925 2 роки тому +276

    This might be the most Shrek 1 cast I've seen so far. Top notch primo box from the skis

  • @cowslayer2926
    @cowslayer2926 10 місяців тому +190

    I’m from the future, finding out that bill used to suck Matt’s nipples is the greatest thing of all time

    • @blickluke
      @blickluke 10 місяців тому +14

      Lil baby billy

    • @christiansky942
      @christiansky942 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@blickluke brother boy

    • @lw3894
      @lw3894 9 місяців тому

      That’s my the shaman loves his nippies sucked while he plays with his bird. He said he prefers it to sex. Full circle bro 😂

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 7 місяців тому +7

      Major sexual tension

    • @MMAChimp
      @MMAChimp 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@blicklukelittle bill Nas X

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 8 місяців тому +66

    So happy I found full length older episodes these old episodes are golden 😂

    • @1der607
      @1der607 7 місяців тому +6

      OT makes NT seem average

  • @legittshittful
    @legittshittful 7 місяців тому +54

    Holy shit Matt’s power wheel joke had me cackling this might be the best cast ever

    • @townesprescot5441
      @townesprescot5441 6 місяців тому +2

      Shout out the shaman, shout out the minister farakahn, shout out the New Testament, SODTAOE

    • @APeopleP3rson
      @APeopleP3rson 6 місяців тому

      Farakhan? The race baiter?​@@townesprescot5441

  • @ryanhebert3022
    @ryanhebert3022 8 місяців тому +14

    The Bearenstein Barely Legals was the funniest joke I’ve ever heard

  • @some______guy
    @some______guy 3 роки тому +259

    Dude in the reddit was right, this was epic

  • @kevinmeaney7965
    @kevinmeaney7965 11 місяців тому +22

    “India’s goin after Kashmir like some hot boys dude, they’re looking for bobs in Kashmir”-spuds the man

  • @unpopularopinionz
    @unpopularopinionz 2 роки тому +181

    I think im about 2 weeks in on a Gillis Marathon. Maybe 3. I dont watch tv. Im playing youtube at least 8 hrs a day. And my history is only mssp

    • @GrrillaFinger
      @GrrillaFinger 2 роки тому +40

      You gotta get your life together and seal the deal with a massive dose of shrooms

    • @unpopularopinionz
      @unpopularopinionz 2 роки тому +19

      @@GrrillaFinger lmao. Been there done that lol.

    • @chrisdemopoulos41
      @chrisdemopoulos41 2 роки тому +26

      The dawgs run in packs

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 2 роки тому +2

      You aren’t truly listening then cause you should have clips they’ve referenced in your history too

    • @AJkunVM
      @AJkunVM 2 роки тому +2

      talk about an Unpopular Opinion

  • @jmh31890
    @jmh31890 2 роки тому +72

    Damn, spud called the Steele dossier like 3 years in advance.

    • @tehmodestmouse6275
      @tehmodestmouse6275 Рік тому +25

      It was clear as day 3 years ago.

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 Рік тому +5

      He is out of his mind with the "Epstein is still alive" stuff

    • @dutch1995
      @dutch1995 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@@adamgardener8624I don't doubt anything anymore. Could be. Couldn't be.

    • @TheIronBeak
      @TheIronBeak 10 місяців тому +1

      Spot on with Obama getting executed by a military tribunal too

    • @alreadybanned-pe6se
      @alreadybanned-pe6se 10 місяців тому

      @adamgardener8624
      Epstein left everything he owned to his brother...
      Who looks just like him.
      And the island next to Epstein Island belongs to Joe bidens brother, who very recently had a scandal, this is the island with the submarine pen and airport...
      Enjoy.

  • @mr-sj6kd
    @mr-sj6kd 4 роки тому +162

    1:28:50 "too many cats on the team, we need more dawgz" hell yeah shout out to the dawgz

    • @Stoney521
      @Stoney521 2 роки тому +2

      Meow

    • @mr-sj6kd
      @mr-sj6kd 2 роки тому +4

      @@Stoney521 dammit! How'd you get in?

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 2 роки тому

      @@Stoney521 shoo pussy

    • @jiger2396
      @jiger2396 2 роки тому +1

      pound for pound felines massacre canines
      lol 3 month old feral cats can turn full grown toy dogs 3 times their size into jerky and red jelly

    • @mr-sj6kd
      @mr-sj6kd 2 роки тому +1

      @@jiger2396 yeah I agree, on St Rogies I heard if you scale a cat up to the size of a tiger the cat would be 30% stronger than it....
      Real talk

  • @zackgloyd
    @zackgloyd 10 місяців тому +36

    45:25 Shane dropping another C bomb 😂

    • @gavinrush4995
      @gavinrush4995 9 місяців тому +16

      Shhhhhh

    • @Garrettm31
      @Garrettm31 8 місяців тому +6

      Hilarious cause it’s basically the same joke that got him in trouble about some old times guy deciding that 😂

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 Місяць тому +1

      I thought I heard that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MilesShirley-bz2pz
    @MilesShirley-bz2pz 5 місяців тому +9

    Matt getting right into it with the numbers talk is so epic.

  • @Nunya7211
    @Nunya7211 Рік тому +26

    R Kelly learning to read and then Muhammad being on to catch a predator… boy oh boy… those were two of the funniest things I’ve ever heard on any podcast

  • @Jaysmo1993
    @Jaysmo1993 9 місяців тому +45

    This has to be my favorite ep and I’ve watched dozens. Please get billy and spud on as much as possible and just do your thing

    • @drunkenmmamaster419
      @drunkenmmamaster419 8 місяців тому +6

      Spud is something else 😂

    • @nomaddennis2126
      @nomaddennis2126 Місяць тому

      Are they related to Matt & Shane?

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 21 день тому +1

      ​@@nomaddennis2126 Billy AKA 🌈💵 is the brother of Matthew. Spud was friends with the McCusker family. Both are Shane's gay lovers

    • @nomaddennis2126
      @nomaddennis2126 21 день тому

      @@toastedt140 thanks dude

  • @Taco_ocaT
    @Taco_ocaT 2 роки тому +129

    I feel kinda bad for Matt and Shane. I feel bad that they don't get to enjoy mssp the way we do. Since you know...they are themselves.

    • @connorwestgate
      @connorwestgate Рік тому +47

      shane def enjoys the insane shit matt says as much as anyone

    • @saltyb2363
      @saltyb2363 Рік тому +24

      Actually having the conversation is much better than listening to it. You'll never be able to enjoy it they way that they do

    • @__-bz7wh
      @__-bz7wh Рік тому

      @@saltyb2363 eternally cucked

    • @Blackoah
      @Blackoah 6 місяців тому +1

      They get to enjoy their patreon checks

    • @IdealConflict
      @IdealConflict 5 місяців тому +1

      “It’s a shame I’ll never get to see me perform live.”

  • @michaelbsquire
    @michaelbsquire Рік тому +24

    3 years later the nipple gear still cracks me up

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie 9 місяців тому +5

    I lost it at “it’s like teaching a man to fish… in the opposite” 40:00

  • @clayskelton9557
    @clayskelton9557 7 місяців тому +5

    “What make and model, power wheel?” fucking killed me 💀

  • @bluemagoogoku7410
    @bluemagoogoku7410 10 місяців тому +11

    The pre Warmode Warroom saga is phenomenal 😂

  • @luisalicea1701
    @luisalicea1701 Рік тому +20

    Billy should be the PR rep for MSSP

  • @michaelbonnett4347
    @michaelbonnett4347 5 місяців тому +8

    1:02:14 Billy nipple suck story

  • @DotToryX
    @DotToryX 2 роки тому +16

    Dawg, I totally had the hulk Hogan and ultimate warrior buddy dolls

  • @bigdawgs94
    @bigdawgs94 Рік тому +12

    Cash for clunkers absolutely destroyed the used car market

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc Рік тому +3

      Ruined the car market period

    • @Centermass762
      @Centermass762 5 місяців тому +1

      Yep. It devastated a lot of car related hobbies, too.

  • @adamskorupskas2184
    @adamskorupskas2184 2 роки тому +47

    Bill and Spud are gods

  • @PhillyBee13
    @PhillyBee13 Рік тому +15

    Nothing like the Disgusting Brothers!

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup 9 місяців тому +6

    *_If you belieeeve! They put a Jew on the Moon! Jew on the Moooon!_* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 28 днів тому

    Spud man running out of breath during his breath is classic

  • @SoSafeNSoEffective108
    @SoSafeNSoEffective108 8 місяців тому +6

    9:18 3 years ago it sounded wild and today it sounds a little tame. We getting the list first week of January allegedly.

  • @Beau4824
    @Beau4824 Рік тому +5

    They had my fifth grade class sing "world's greatest" for our graduation. And that was in 2010

  • @gage562
    @gage562 8 місяців тому +10

    The nod to Million Dollar Extreme was dope. Would be cool to have Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort on this podcast

    • @KimCheongBRO
      @KimCheongBRO 6 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/AvsrO9XLG7M/v-deo.htmlsi=hPCdi9P1cHQln03z
      Cant find the full episode anymore, but here's as close as we've got

  • @xxtreytay27xxj41
    @xxtreytay27xxj41 7 місяців тому +3

    38:13 Matt’s black side is strong asf lmao 😂

  • @PAstoneCABINrookie1
    @PAstoneCABINrookie1 7 місяців тому +5

    im pumped i found these bros history podcast , im addicted, i kno this shit 3 yrs old but its new to me

    • @Swindel67
      @Swindel67 2 місяці тому

      Bro 2001: a space odyssey came out in the 60s but it still one of the best films of all time, you're good!

  • @coreytaylor2638
    @coreytaylor2638 8 місяців тому +2

    Beer just went up my nose when Matt said power wheel lmfao

  • @randy_montana
    @randy_montana Місяць тому +2

    I love how every conspiracy is introduced as nuts, winds up sounding somewhat plausible, or at least possible, than initial impressions, and can be traced back to the prince or the queen and their puppeteering. never thought of the royal family as cunning or intelligent before, but perhaps thats precisely because of their superior cunning/intelligence

  • @Nunya7211
    @Nunya7211 Місяць тому +2

    Bill and Spud are literally right about everything, and I have a masters degree

  • @JimGas007
    @JimGas007 2 місяці тому +1

    This will go down as one of the greatest pods of all time

  • @frantkstomp7363
    @frantkstomp7363 Рік тому +15

    listening to the OT and catching these ones is worth all the time in the world

  • @unclecraigscasita
    @unclecraigscasita 4 місяці тому +1

    41:47 always love when a good o’contact gets slipped in😭 Matt especially loves that shit

  • @matthewsommerville8911
    @matthewsommerville8911 3 місяці тому

    The rock barbequing the severed hand in Pain and Gain was hilarious

  • @dereksupernaut
    @dereksupernaut 2 роки тому +14

    1:36 i worked with a chinese man named Chin Wang in 2010, i haven't stopped laughing since... fax!!!

  • @griffstratz6495
    @griffstratz6495 7 місяців тому +6

    Informative, controversial, and hilarious. Perhaps my favorite episode.

    • @drewthom6065
      @drewthom6065 3 місяці тому

      Try 118 bro

    • @griffstratz6495
      @griffstratz6495 3 місяці тому

      @@drewthom6065 good looks on the rec, hilarious episode

  • @Ahahahahahah2
    @Ahahahahahah2 7 місяців тому +3

    Im on pain killers while listening to this due to a work injury and for the past 15 minutes ive been imgagining what itd be like if Spud and Shane swapped voices.
    Thatd be wild.
    Almost to perfect.

  • @Stoneketereen2
    @Stoneketereen2 2 роки тому +29

    The best. I laughed out loud at work.

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 2 роки тому +2

      I kaughed cereal all over

  • @colderman
    @colderman 3 роки тому +13

    No no no we dont call them that anymore... i love the classics.

  • @drewinsur7321
    @drewinsur7321 Місяць тому

    50:30 the prophet would have been in the island lmaooooo thats insane

  • @Fuhgucumnget
    @Fuhgucumnget 4 місяці тому +2

    Spuds take on china at the time is the sickest part of this pod

    • @Fuhgucumnget
      @Fuhgucumnget 4 місяці тому

      I wish spud wasnt so shy dude should have his own show id listen to

    • @ct-gt2dt
      @ct-gt2dt 2 місяці тому

      @@Fuhgucumngethe and billy do. its called War Mode man.........

  • @jordonwhite7634
    @jordonwhite7634 3 місяці тому

    "Spud you look like O'conor and Tim Dillion morphed"
    Lmfaooooooooooo

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 28 днів тому +1

    The Michael Jackson looper shit fuckin killed me

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 28 днів тому +1

    Shane just throwing silly quips whole everyone is rambling off conspiracy theories is hilarious

  • @brodieadams7926
    @brodieadams7926 10 місяців тому +2

    Matt's "don't careeee" at the end Hahaha

  • @Gas.out_48
    @Gas.out_48 7 місяців тому +3

    Fuck I remember this cast I remember geeking that Matt accidentally said mush-lims

  • @chuckplainview4085
    @chuckplainview4085 19 днів тому

    She was a little morsel. She was a nice chubby morsel 😂😂😂

  • @tysonjohn6714
    @tysonjohn6714 2 роки тому +10

    Us natives only know cuz of Patrice lol

  • @friendsofcoal
    @friendsofcoal Рік тому +10

    The founding fathers comparison : Shane is Franklin , Matt is Jefferson, bill is Washington and spud is def Adams

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc Рік тому +14

      Is... is Matt Jefferson because he has black kids?

    • @connorbeck575
      @connorbeck575 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@DatBoi-mo9vcJefferson was the first black conservative

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc 10 місяців тому

      @@connorbeck575 big facts the libs dont want you to know

  • @IrishCapone
    @IrishCapone 3 роки тому +30

    What episodes have Mckeever? Dude rules

  • @joelbesemer2123
    @joelbesemer2123 Місяць тому

    Love laughing with the boys…. Funniest thing was someone saying “Q hasn’t been wrong yet!” The Q shit now being taken seriously is fucking hilarious

  • @jldoubleu4993
    @jldoubleu4993 9 місяців тому +1

    1:19:40 “pretty much got 80% airplanes down”

  • @Adizzy12
    @Adizzy12 6 місяців тому +1

    Spud just casually mentioning the tunnels on epsteins island in 2019 damnnn

  • @justinknott1840
    @justinknott1840 5 місяців тому +2

    Revisiting rn and spud was right on the ball dude Reddit might be the key

  • @BIGREESETHEBEAST
    @BIGREESETHEBEAST 3 місяці тому +1

    This is one of the funnier podcast eps ever. So fucking good

  • @TheWeastBeast
    @TheWeastBeast 2 роки тому +10

    “What make and model? Power wheels?”

  • @LightHouseReveals
    @LightHouseReveals 6 місяців тому +1

    These Q people turned out to be completely insane 😂😂😂😂

  • @bryanmckinley9384
    @bryanmckinley9384 2 місяці тому +1

    Greatest Uncle's episode yet

  • @unclecraigscasita
    @unclecraigscasita 3 місяці тому +1

    1:12:07 Mount Rushmore McCusker

  • @v.j.1017
    @v.j.1017 5 місяців тому +4

    The Reddit went gay for sure. About 3-4 years ago lol. The real new Reddit Old Testament vibe is the radio dawgs comment section lol

  • @Gotit4thaaL0
    @Gotit4thaaL0 24 дні тому

    4:48 A.M. in the war room. Remaining at 432 hertz has taken a lot out of me. Need more cidies

  • @steveescamilla5588
    @steveescamilla5588 7 місяців тому +1

    Tim Tebow always been elusive in the pocket

  • @wilsonwallace8755
    @wilsonwallace8755 9 місяців тому

    Me and the boys ate ecstasy the night Obamina got elected 😂😂😂

  • @doironjpd
    @doironjpd 11 місяців тому +1

    This might be the funniest ep logged ever

  • @afrid11
    @afrid11 Рік тому +9

    what’s the make and model? POWERWHEEL? bro i’m fuckin cryin

  • @matthewwhelpley8603
    @matthewwhelpley8603 2 роки тому +2

    Pythagoreans would spit on the ground whenever the duad/2 was mentioned

  • @townesprescot5441
    @townesprescot5441 6 місяців тому +1

    Now that Shane is huge and all over everything social media I really hope he remembers that this is the shit that makes him great.

  • @KGN215
    @KGN215 11 місяців тому +4

    Billy sucking Matt's nipple is so silly

  • @johnalden7984
    @johnalden7984 Рік тому +7

    Most people still don't know this, to this day...but Billy IS Spud. They are the same person.

    • @onlineidssuck
      @onlineidssuck 10 місяців тому

      Shut the fuck up they're listening

  • @akkoonassis9045
    @akkoonassis9045 20 днів тому +1

    When I was in jail for the first time, it was one of the handful of times I had gone in, but I had said in the past I had thought about suicide but obviously didn't do it and I got over it and all this. Well, I kept getting these COs coming to my cell and just quickly looking in and walking away. I asked my celly wtf is this dude doing he said it was suicide watch. So just me mentioning that in the past I had considered suicide but didn't go through with anything and didnt feel that way anymore but they still put me on suicide watch and shit. It was like that at all 3 jails I did little bids in. They do not fuck around with suicide shit

  • @DEchrisProductions
    @DEchrisProductions Рік тому +7

    spud is a true leader of the resistance. viavia la resistonace

  • @bmbterps
    @bmbterps Рік тому +2

    “Fake news ‘fraid-o”

  • @Mgmstevo
    @Mgmstevo 6 місяців тому

    I always got to spin this classic back

  • @BrittneyBritt17
    @BrittneyBritt17 9 місяців тому +3

    This is still so good

  • @tturts
    @tturts 7 місяців тому +1

    6:51 sounds like a metal gear plot

  • @jonathanstow9638
    @jonathanstow9638 Рік тому +4

    Billy is fucking hilarious.

  • @NATHAN3561
    @NATHAN3561 2 роки тому +3

    They’re bobcats, east coast house cats

  • @CK-jb8qh
    @CK-jb8qh 7 місяців тому +1

    R.L Stein Kelly was too funny

  • @gavingatehouse291
    @gavingatehouse291 Рік тому +3

    Lmao crack me up spuds cousin is that jacked little person. I’ve followed that gout in insta for a couple years

  • @ChefBurns1
    @ChefBurns1 7 місяців тому +1

    This dude is so damn funny! Love these guys together.

  • @Nunya7211
    @Nunya7211 Місяць тому +1

    Warmode batting 1.000

  • @jwalters15216
    @jwalters15216 Рік тому +3

    What make and model? Power wheels?

  • @anthonyfrascatore5074
    @anthonyfrascatore5074 24 дні тому

    Why are all Matt’s brothers just him in a different dimension

  • @92israre
    @92israre 7 місяців тому +1

    Dawgs go straight to 60 minutes in and relish in the content

  • @kylestoyko9031
    @kylestoyko9031 2 місяці тому

    They broke into the stall to get a pic? That better be real

  • @madhurkarki7374
    @madhurkarki7374 3 місяці тому

    I still use Billy's Old Wiseman Tale today

  • @pfazon7320
    @pfazon7320 11 місяців тому

    Never in my life would I think H3 is mentioned on this podcast 16:50

  • @AnActualCoconut
    @AnActualCoconut 11 місяців тому +2

    Definitely the best ep

  • @TH-rn4rf
    @TH-rn4rf 3 місяці тому

    Spud sneaky calling bullshit on Matt’s 4loko story multiple times was funny

  • @Specialcowgirl69
    @Specialcowgirl69 9 місяців тому +2

    This is the best episode!!!!!