LONELYFANS - Very Really Good
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
- This episode is sponsored by Current. www.current.com/veryreally
And big shoutout to Sleeper sponsoring this episode! go.slpr.link/VRG
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This week, we talk about my card selling for hundreds on eBay, getting stopped to take a breathalyzer, OnlyFans, Hasan Piker's house backlash, business boy TikTok; and I give some advice!
00:00 intro
04:30 kurt card is expensive
06:40 took a breathalyzer
18:16 OnlyFans
25:13 Hasan house
33:14 shitty tiktok of the week
40:15 advice segment
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i could listen to kurtis talk about random shit forever. idk what it is but something about this podcast and the way he talks about stuff is so engaging and hilarious.
LITERALLY
yes
You'd really like Chris D'elia then. Kurtis' whole cadence and quirks stem heavily from D'elia's style of natural speach in a performative space. I like Kurtis a lot and I'm sure he *was* a big fan of D'elia and respectful of comedy enough to not knowingly copy him but he definitely has borrowed a lot of his mannerisms, likely subconsciously.
*leans close to microphone and whispers to avoid demonetization* "Blow."
@@ww2369 isn’t he a predator..
as a sex worker, i no longer trust onlyfans and neither do a bunch of other sex workers. they’re going to suffer from this either way. they also didn’t cancel the new policy, they “suspended” it so they could easily put it into effect whenever they want.
if anything suspended should signal to people that they actively intend to put it into effect down the line still
is there any other alternative to of? bc i thought it was the safest platform for you guys
@@stayasminn plenty of them. Itd be better if they left until they made it clear they wont do it. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.
They were shady the entire time. The entire time... way before the pandemic. Then they decided they were "good folks". And then... yeah. I knew about them and never trusted them based on the early niche complaints I saw via Switterverse.
What can you do? Does porn hub pay? Twitter is gonna stop letting people advertise there sooner than later. People should be able to work and not walk the streets. It's really awful.
i’ve been binging the pod for the past few months, and i just finished it yesterday, it’s so weird seeing one on time, but i love it and i’m so excited! :)
omg auddy from twt??
I did the same last month with the gus and eddy podcast, now its baked into my routine
I did this about a year ago and it was so worth it! Kurt bot's voice is so soothing and its genuinely a good time, welcome to VRG!
i bet you had a very really good time
Fr it’s so good when I’m studying 😂
i’m not sure if you have reacted to those crazy proposals yet. one of them had a bunch of cops come and surround a black motorcyclist and his gf was so terrified (rightfully so) that she put her body between the cops and her boyfriend. only for it to all be a set up for the proposal. and all the comments were “wowww she is a good girl!” as if he didn’t just traumatize her. there are plenty of these horrible, trauma inducing proposals & i would love to hear your take!!
christ. that sounds like those “I dropped the baby!” pranks
@@SM-yz4hi i have not come across those, thank god. i don’t know what some people are thinking.
@@gabriellaamaya7645 they were popular for a while on those “couples prank channels”
Oh wow 😑
I rember watching this it was terrifying , it didn't help that the cops where all white middle age male presenting people, I was so confused with why the guy thought it would be romantic???
kurtis has pretty much saved me anytime i’m depressed. just watching him talk about random shit makes me so happy and his sense of humor just makes me laugh so hard, I appreciate this man so so much. if he ever acknowledged me my life would be complete tbh
same here :) also i love your sherb profile pic!
@@sketchystrawberry302 thank you!!
ah h same :,) he’s really made my days better n i have crippling social anxiety and a lot of trouble eating n falling asleep and jus listening to his podcast during those things makes everything a lot easier n takes sum anxiety away and also i really hope he acknowledges u
@@j3llyfish3 I hope the best for you!! much love
kurtis: the audio in the first two minutes is kinda wonky
me: it couldn't possibly be that bad, it's probably just camera audio
the audio: *the last message sent out by a man stranded in a cave with nothing but a tape recorder and his adventurous spirit*
i couldn’t even tell what 😭
the magnus archives
@@oreopuddingyum9044 Idk what that is but yes definitely
For the person with the homophobic classmate: make that girl UNCOMFORTABLE! I came out as trans in a conservative catholic school and the best way I got homophobia to go away was confronting it head on. Be loud be proud confront her about it, don’t be scared to call her out in class. Best of luck to you and your partner too!
thank you so much
@@penelopetomcruise2818 hey, how do you ask for advice?
to the girl who wanted advice with the homophobic classmate-- I would honestly tell your teachers that you are not comfortable working with her. I would also lay down boundaries with the girl. Tell her sexuality, relationships, relgious beliefs, and morality will not be a topic of disscussion anymore with her. Like Kurtis said, you don't have to be nice to her. Your saftey and health is your number one priority. Remember, it is not your job to change that girls' mind about queer people, it is also probably unlikely that her view will ever change unfortuneatly. Living your life happily and with pride is enough of a rebellion against homophobia. Your health and well being is most important. Good luck
thank you so much ! And youre right, I should lay some boundaries down -girl who wanted advice with homophobic classmate
fantastic advice! you do not have to justify your existence; just be yourself and try to ignore/exercise your boundaries with negative people!
I’ve been listening to VRG since 2018. I’ve had crippling fear of driving prior due to previous driving mistakes/accident my dad was in... but listening to VRG in the car really helped me relax. Whenever I had to drive somewhere far or to an event that made me nervous, i would always play VRG bc kurtis’ voice/humor calms me down A LOT. Thank you so much for every episode, you have no idea how positively it has affected my life 💜
congratulations on overcoming your anxieties about driving!
Yes I relate to this. Whenever I’m driving somewhere by myself I have to be playing my music or I will be way too nervous. Because I have my playlist and I play it in the same order every time cause it’s something predictable and kind of mindless but still super enjoyable
perfect for driving home from the golf course!!
when the second sponsorship came on i thought i had accidentally switched to another video lol. but get your mf bag kurtis 👏
i read this and then the second one came on 😳🤨
Kurtis I’m currently homeless and living at my bfs aunt who I just met and my anxiety has been literally through the roof along with all my other bullshit issues and I’m currently outside at 7 am smoking and drinking my coffee watching this and honestly man THANK YOU.
hope you’re doing okay !!
Hello Fellow Americans: 40 degrees celcius is roughly 104 degrees farenheit
I'm only three minutes in the podcast but I'll trust you that I'll need this, thanks
Thank you
it's at 11:45 :)
thank you
Wow
“Focused today” as he’s literally staring out the window making a TikTok 💀
Going through some hard shit. Perfect timing! Now I can turn my brain off to some good ol kurtboy rantings
i feel that.
same bro
Hope everyone is feeling better soon :)
Hope it gets better. Sending everyone good vibes
same lol,,, im starting my freshman year in three days, and my panic attacks have been out of control bc im so scared to start school , but listening to the pod helped me not have a panic attack so thats great 🚶♂️
2 sponsorships? In one episode? Yesssssss, get that Bread Mr. Mayor!
‘if capitalism bad , then whY house ?’ i love this man
Also homes in LA (that is, ones that are livable and not total fixer-uppers) usually run you at least 1.5 million dollars if not more. And that’s for a 3bed,2bath 1100 square foot home, not a mcmansion.
@@melissaisaisvalencia3783 i’m so stoned
@@renr4056
💀😭
that joke about policeman checking you twitter hits hard, as in russia police sometimes forces you to unlock your phone to check Telegram chats👀
That's a nightmare 💀
It was so weird when Kurtis said it was his first time using a breathalyzer because at my high school we had to use them at any school dance/event like that. And I usually took a while because I was so anxious (even tho I didn't drink) that I couldn't breathe steadily enough to get a reading. It's honestly scary what American school has normalized
The only thing I can think of that compares to public American schools is American prisons.
@@LeBatteur Yeah, it's a big yikes 😬
Australian here, we were drinking champagne with our parents before ours, and theres always huge afterparties, just dont drink at the event lol
@@bibsp3556 I can't imagine what that's like. I remember the school held a post prom where they breathalyzed you when you walked in and once you left the building you couldn't come back in. They bribed us with raffles to win prizes like the grand prize was a TV. Anything to keep the kids from drinking (even though the kids still drank every other Friday night)
@@silverlu8085 its easy to imagine. just omagine that everywhere younlook they advertise booze and everyone you know is likely poor and almost definitely has a drinking problem. its fun at the time but looking back its just a symptom of a huge culture issue. that being said, it was an occassion, and learning to have a good time is the most important skill so it was pretty good. I think they had one in case someone was sloshed and a problem but to be honest some teachers would let ya have a sesh in their kombi
this is the literally only podcast I can listen to without getting bored, youre just so naturally funny dude
I would love for kurtis to give me some weekly news the exact way he started this “hey so oops. Everything changed”
I just had a really emotionally draining day. Thank you sm for making content. Much love for you and jenna and even kiwi
hope you feel better fellow kurtis town resident
And “even” kiwi!?!??? Kiwi should ALWAYS be the priority 🙄🙄
All jokes aside though, I’m sorry you had a rough day and I hope tomorrow will be much better!
@@dr.alphys of course you’re right lmao. Thanks you bby
@@laceyrae4320 thank you
sending love from one kurtistown resident to another
i wonder how long it’s gonna take kurt to realize that his 3 yr pod was 156
Kurtis in the beginning- I've been doing this for so long, I'm too good at this
Also Kurtis in the beginning- So the audio is bad and I'm essentially lying
listening to this Very Really Good episode in my Very Really Good sweatshirt. Honestly feeling Very Really Good rn!
I can't believe Kurtis quit UA-cam bc he saw himself in the reflection of the UA-cam button🤘🏻😔
17:36 woahhh ur credit card looks so cool! can u flip it over so we can see it from the back too? ❤️ x
I never realized drinking while golfing was par for the course
LOL par for the course
i could literally listen to you talk for hours
my mom got a breathalyzer for my stepdad as a gag gift, but also to make sure everyone in the house was fine to drive. she was pretty tipsy one night, the first time i'd ever seen her drunk, so she tried the breathalyzer. she sucked on it. we started laughing and she didn't understand why so she just kept going.
Damn kurtis this is the latest I've ever seen you post. It's 9:48pm in canada whatcha doin!!
Ah yes Canada that country that consists of one time zone
(although he does live in the time zone you are referring to)
@@lolaak3677 Yes, because it covers a wide expanse of the Earth, and when you move horizontally across the Earth, the time changes.
Also 10 PM isn’t that late, lol.
@@lolaak3677 bro what????
Of course
@@EvanAviator lmao ik ik but I'm pretty sure he lives in ontario (where I at) so that's why I said it. Shoulda said ontario lol and ik but it's super late for kurtis. He's never posted later then like idk 6 lol 😆
@@lolaak3677 please look at a map
Man the Fresh & Fit guys are actually just worst kind of dudes, it's insane that they've been able to find that amount of success doing what they do. Thankful for people like Kurtis who are at least around to call them out.
just got back from my first day of high school!! great end to the day
Good job! Hope you had a good first day
same!
Confused on how I’ve been listening to this podcast for over a year and was never subscribed
Lmaoo you just made me realize I’m not subbed either
I moved from Texas to new York and I’ve just been listening to all the episodes on what’s the longest road trip ever. I appreciate the entertainment
they started breathalyzing students at my old high school before school events like dances or football games😃😃 love the American public education system🙌🏽🙌🏽
"the sun was out" LMAO dead
I feel like your plaques are the same as a teacher hanging their diplomas in their classrooms. not necessary, but also. it’s a symbol of your accomplishments.
it’s cool how when u wathc a new video that came out 27 mins ago that’s like 43 mins long so no one that is watching this has watched the full video yet
i also thought of this
i liked the part where kurtis made the fart noise on his soundboard and also the part where he added 'I hardly know her' at the end of the sentence.
i listen to the pod everyday while in art class. i drew a worm today and it reminds me of you
was just chasing a mouse around my house that my cat brought me as a "gift", so anyways how's your day going
😂 oh cats. They love to bring us dead rodents.
@@roguestowl2280 Or mostly dead rodents
"I see that you stan LOONA" is not a sentence I ever thought I'd hear Kurtis say
This podcast has become the highlight of my every week. Can listen to Kurtis talk randomly about anything all day
I think this is the best intro to a podcast I’ve seen in a long time. It’s so satisfying and nice to both listen to and look at aaa
I needed this today - thanks Kurt boy 🙏🙏
Please do a piece on the Indigenous American led movement to Stop Enbridge from running a dangerous pipeline through treaty territory and necessary wildlife habitat in the fight against climate change (pipeline #3) as well the issues surrounding pipeline #5 and Enbridge's continued illegal operation of it.
i needed something to listen to whilst getting ready for uni thank you king
im glad you talked about the hasan thing cause im really mad about it too, hes against rich people who exploit workers and reap the benefits of their labor but hasan actually earned his money, he streams like all day and does research that helps a bunch of people get educated he deserves a nice house and he earned his money i dont understand how anyone can be mad at him for that
plus he's literally still living with his mom? Like its a house for his whole family and people are crying about it
@@Mossquean yess exactly
Easy, most of the internet left have no understanding of economics and just go with "eat the rich" which is NOT a solution.
@@starsparks3150 i've noticed the actual sentiment of eat the rich has been misunderstood by some people. it's eat the MEGA rich who all got there by being the human equivalent of dirt on the bottom of society's shoe and hold the economy in their hands, not eat the 'average' rich person. the way it's been misunderstood sort of reminds me of how being a conscious consumer has been used to demonise low income people instead of the rich influencers who both promote unethical brands and can afford to do better.
@@chickenfoot2423 Oh I don't deny that. And while better tax laws are necessary, just taking away money or redistributing it won't solve the issues. Also the internet is unfortunately extremely American, and while America definitely is waayyyyy too capitalistic, many other developed countries with decent laws work fine, and developing countries need actual capitalism. There's just a lot of lack of nuance and understanding in the discussion which unfortunately influences those who aren't American and have completely different issues within their countries to follow the sentiment. It is ultimately their own fault for not looking into things properly, but I do wish people weren't so black and white about it....but this is the internet 🤷
Today was my first day of college classes (feelin pretty lonely) but this podcast always makes me feel better
Good luck out there!
you literally make my days sm better. much love for you, jenna, + kiwi :,)
Love your podcast. I always laugh out loud and it’s soothing
This podcast gives me life
i always listen to the pod while i’m making myself breakfast and it’s such a nice way to wake up
I’m convinced that the business boys are writing a fan fiction about Kurtis.
I like that Kurtis called a bunch of frat guys in a library study room “business boys”
at my college they made the business majors wear suits to class it really surprised me when i started
I was unironically singing the song from Camp Rock at the beginning of the podcast and I'm like 40 minutes in what the fuck he's wearing the shirt!! I'm cursed; existence is a curse.
My nose has always been my favorite feature and I just noticed that our noses are similar and I feel even better about it now! Hell yeah !
this was honestly posted at the perfect time bc i listen to VRG while i fall asleep
the way sleeper thinks that kurtis's audience of teenage girls are about to go play fanatsy football
suggestion to the first person getting advice, depending on the kind of place you live and how accepting it is, try talking to your teachers or even admin, if they're not shitty you might be able to be seated far away and not have to do any group work with her
never been this early. im xcited for this episode!
breathalyzer? i hardly know her!
Snorting Coke off your driver at 1pm? It’s 10am somewhere.
dude i love hear kurtis talking just about anything he could do an golf episode i would enjoy for sure and i don't even play golf
stay safe man!!
Tbh I understand some frustration about hasan, its blown way over but 3 million is over the average price in like the holiwood Hills, thats excessive af, and most of his followers are probably anti capitalist, seeing someone spend in excess for a house is frustrating when the rest of the country is in shambles.
I am very happy that you left the only fans bits in there :) made my day
hi love your channels! thanks for being great!
advice for the lesbian: hiss at the homophobe so she thinks you're demonic 👍🏻
hell yeah! luv falling asleep to your videos (:
Cant wait to watch this!
i just get so excited thinking he'll push the wrong button again
I'm early haha! love the pods, Kurt!!
Omg I was literally just wondering “when is he gonna post :(“ and then I see this bless you kurtis
not the stan twitter cop 😭💀💀
THIS IS SO LIT THX KURTIS
Lol kurtis trying to do math when talking about the white Claws
i was having a rlly bad day and seeing this in my recommended turned it around immediately
this is so exciting
This was a very really good vibes ep
also kurt 158 means three years plus two weeks worth of episodes
im watching this on a 3 inch display on a tracfone, gotta have that vrg my man
I literally just went to check to see if a new episode lol
My birthday is August 29
NEW POD EP!!!!!! crowd cheers
To the first person asking about the homophobe, if you're at school don't feel the need to hide. Most people are gonna be on your side, including teachers. If you have classes with this girl explain to your teachers that you don't want to work with her. They're more than likely going to be understanding. Good luck and I'm sorry that people are so brutal, but I also know how hard it is to hide yourself and your identity
It sounds like kurtis got in trouble for smoking a joint on the golf course lol
yay something to watch
i been waiting all day for this lol
It would've been .06 not .6 hopefully. Also 1 drink 2 hours ago is a very standard answer that drunk people give when they get pulled over 😂
Yayyy new episode
Thank u kurty 🙏
The intro bit about the Pod Cast episode number is me at every job interview.
i've never actually been early to these plss
They did the whole new coke scheme without ever actually selling new coke. Everyone's excited for coke classic aka knockers only fans.
the wording you used 👨🏻🍳💋 (chefs kiss )
all about knockers classic
okay, very really good, night time edition💪
Omg Kurtis mentioned loona omg
That doesn't even need to be remixed. That's the jingle, right there!
the fact that kurtis has forgotten that he already has had a shitty tiktok jingle before (that he used like twice) blows my mind every time he mentions it 😭
Happy episode #158
Thank you kurtis, school started recently and i an losing my mind