Theatre Songs: Riverdale vs Broadway
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- Опубліковано 11 чер 2020
- Comparing Theatre Songs Riverdale has sang with an actual Broadway, West End, or Off-Broadway Production! Enjoy =)
Time Stamps:
All That Jazz (Chicago) 0:21
Anything Goes (Anything Goes) 1:36
Out Tonight (Rent) 2:47
Cabaret (Cabaret) 3:55
Maybe This Time (Cabaret) 5:37
In (Carrie) 7:13
Carrie (Carrie) 8:31
You Shine (Carrie) 9:45
A Night We'll Never Forget (Carrie) 11:15
Beautiful (Heathers) 12:05
Candy Store (Heathers) 13:49
Seventeen (Heathers) 14:56
Big Fun (Heathers) 16:47
Sugar Daddy (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 17:39
Wig in a Box (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 19:11
Tear Me Down (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 20:50
Exquisite Corpse (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 21:46
Midnight Radio (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 23:08
Hello once again, here below are the Time Stamps of all the songs! Which Riverdale cover did you like the most?
Time Stamps:
All That Jazz (Chicago) 0:21
Anything Goes (Anything Goes) 1:36
Out Tonight (Rent) 2:47
Cabaret (Cabaret) 3:55
Maybe This Time (Cabaret) 5:37
In (Carrie) 7:13
Carrie (Carrie) 8:31
You Shine (Carrie) 9:45
A Night We'll Never Forget (Carrie) 11:15
Beautiful (Heathers) 12:05
Candy Store (Heathers) 13:49
Seventeen (Heathers) 14:56
Big Fun (Heathers) 16:47
Sugar Daddy (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 17:39
Wig in a Box (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 19:11
Tear Me Down (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 20:50
Exquisite Corpse (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 21:46
Midnight Radio (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) 23:08
Tysm! And your teletubbies pfp hahaha
god this made me cringe so bad
I loved the video :)
Just out of interest, are you a StarKid fan?
You forgot The Origin of Love from Hedwig ;)
epic username
riverdale: tries to attract theatre kids
theatre kids: *points and laughs*
How low must you go to get bullied by theater kids...
@@josephinemabano4940 Very very low. We are not the most merciful bunch, we will hurt whoever came up with having Riverdale do musicals.
@@hanpar9688 yep
Either the show should just do the songs right or don't do it at all. I vote dont do it at all
@@isabelleyosten8327 same
Musical: has a point
Riverdale: takes that point, throws it out and slaps a suggestive dance number on it
"who cares abt plot context and relevance? WE HAVE OVERSEXUALIZED TEENS!"
They take the songs and connect them to what’s going on in the show. And the whole show is over sexualized lol
But so are teenagers
Honestly riverdale should just stop with the musical episodes
cough cough sugar daddy
“Beautiful” and “Big Fun” on riverdale are lacking so much emotion it’s scary 😭
Not to mention the awkward dancing 😟
free the rivedale actors ong
they absolutely butchered the heathers songs
big fun was literally the worse like the voices didnt match at all ☠️
Yeah it’s sooo bad and cringe. Did they sale the show to a fired broadway exec... cause it makes no since. If your going to do it. Atleast do it right.
I think Riverdale’s main problem is that they soften the voices in every song. They sound like something you would hear on a pop radio, not like the emotional stories they are supposed to be.
Riverdale: *somehow makes all that jazz more sexual*
Also riverdale: YoU jUsT gOtTa PrOvE yOu'Re NoT a *DoOrKnOb* AnYmOrEe
I’ve never seen Chicago so I didn’t know what the original sounded like an then I heard the original and was like WTF
Also Anything goes from Anything goes (which I’ve also never seen) LIKE I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING SIMILAR WTF
When I heard how they sung Anything Goes I was SHOCKED
The doorknob line made me wheeze
@@redheartsunglasses What the hell did they do to Anything Goes?!?!? My jaw was down on the floor!
“You just gotta prove you’re not a doorknob anymore”
💀💀
That part hurt me the most
Whats wrong with loser
ATLEAST CHANGE TO SUCKER IF THEY'RE GONNA CENSOR IT-
IM CRYING
@@mselysia834 I mean, at least use loser, its no the word they use but if they really cant say pussy or lame-ass the I guess loser is the only option
My thoughts on the Heathers songs:
Beautiful: They BUTCHERED Beautiful, it’s meant to be about how messed up the school is, and they turn it into the Heathers trying to make Heather C beautiful-er? What’s happening? Just kill me.
Candy Store: What is this? It’s like they’re trying to make it like Veronica also has some level of power over the heathers, and fighting them for it? This feels like a dance battle in a teen show. Never mind, I forgot that’s what it is.
Seventeen: they did pretty good! My only problems lie with the fact that they intertwined it with two couples (I know, I’m being picky) and it’s not “haha we’re depressed emo kids do we still deserve to be 17” like no they killed 3 people that’s why they’re asking it lol
Big Fun: The singing, let’s face it, was horrible. What is up with that? I’m sorry but if you’re going to sing good songs get at least voices that fit the songs for it. I don’t like how they used it.
A few other problems I had: unnecessary censorship, horrible covers, and used the song horribly. Also, the show is basically looking like a wannabe musical rather than whatever the plot of season 1 was, if that still exists.
Sorry for making this so long!
I know this comment is from a while ago, but I completely agree with you here.
@Nickel and Nickeli gaming ikr like the censoring just killed me 😭
exactly.
@Nickel and Nickeli gaming For me it’s D O O R K N O B
Don't apologize, you're right!
Riverdale is a great example of: “Over sexualizing things doesn’t make them any better.”
They are all like 17
Yet they censored words in Candy Store but then they sexualized the dance so *yeah*
Lana the tricerotops actually in real life they are 23 and up lili is the youngest other then the younger people in the show like jellybean or trinity.
yesimstrange yesssssss what on EARTH was all that jaz
Literally they’re supposed to be in high school 💀
Riverdale: Changes some of the swear words in the song
Also Riverdale: allows these people (who are supposed to be playing teens??) to dance seductively and say vulgar things while barely wearing anything.
The voices in Riverdale also sound too obviously studio recorded...
For the first point, Riverdale is about high-school aged teens (I think). The Heathers musical that they did had the high school adaptation of the lyrics to show that it WAS in fact a high school. Also, why wouldn’t the voices be studio-recorded? It’s not necessarily bad that it’s been pre-recorded. I don’t hear people complaining about how movies with songs in them are studio-recorded.
If it wasn’t clear, I’m not on Riverdales side with anything. These adaptations aren’t very good.
*change
*seductively
lol, no hate
@@selenatheabyssalwitch7416 Autocorrect is a bitch.
@@zer0thousand I said they were "too obviously studio recorded" lmao. Of course they're studio recorded.
@@zer0thousand And like "they changed the lyrics because it's an actual highschool" doesn't work when they let them dress and dance like that. No highschool would allow that.
The only semi-good song was 17. Lily and Cole actually sound good together during the chorus, the high notes were good, and the harmonies were pretty
It isn’t even Cole singing
YES.
cuz Lili is a good singer without the horrid autotune. probably one of the only good singers on Riverdale
They kinda took away the meaning of what it was, but on pure singing scale, it was much better than others like Big Fun or Beautiful
@@brie5070 he is singing
I just realized something really strange- despite having the resources for as many voices as they want, Riverdale’s Big Fun sounds like there’s like 4 people singing.
Alternate title: Broadway actors carrying this video on their back.
Definitely
facts
Joseph Carlisle theyre breaking their backs from the weight too
The reason why broadway is better is because they don’t need auto tune to make them sound good...
PERIODT
Riverdale: makes me cringe
Broadway: GORGEOUs, BEAUTIFUL, BREATHTAKING, STUNNING, FABULOUS, AWE INDUCING, M A G N I F I C E N T
LITERALLY I CRINGE SO HARD
Yesss
Fuckin' same
Y’all be hating on the show but if you meet one of them you’ll be all pressed to say high💀. Y’all weird
@@zyairaneal2237 I wouldn't even be able to recognise the actors, ion know who they are lmaoo
Its so funny how they make the lyrics in Riverdale so Kids friendly sometimes but at the same time they dance all sexy and all to it😭
You know what? Thank you Riverdale.
Now I know what it truly means to put my energy into a song, since it's the exact opposite of what you did.
(Seriously, what in the world happened to Big Fun? Even for songs I didn't know, I could tell something was off before even listening. Next time I do a production, I'm gonna keep this all in mind and put all the energy I can into it *and then some* )
Yes thank you, this comment is so correct, Big Fun seems so lifeless. I’ve done a censored version for Heathers, and honestly with so little we were given and so much improve we did I think we did 10x better than what they did (no offense to the actors)
Riverdale writer: ok so we're gonna overly sexualize these teenage characters okay?
The cast:*practicing candy store* you just gotta prove you're not a pus-
Writer:WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CANT SAY THAT SAY...UHHHHHH *looks at door* OKAY WE'RE GONNA SAY DOORKNOB INSTEAD!
Yeah they’re like you and your 16 year old boyfriend can do it but no cursing
“You can say bitch and moan but not pussy!”
not to defend the writer(s??) of that episode, but there's an actual 'high school' version of Heathers, so they're using the proper lyrics. (which makes me ask who thought it'd be a good idea to take a show like Heathers and make it a little more school friendly.)
@@confused0dinosaur wait the HS version actually says doorknob.....is that an obscure insult i am unaware of...?
@@briebeard3475 it's definitely an older one. I heard it during the 90's for sure. I was only alive for the last 2 years of the 80's, so I can't say how popular it was then.
*Cole Sprouse: made it trough his entire Disney carier without singing*
Riverdale: yea let's change that
Nope dylan and cole both sang. They were in the disney all stars music video for circle of life
S A they didn’t sing on their shows/movies
they did sing they sang in the suite life when they went on a cruise and their mom got sun burnt and couldn’t sing so they filled in for her.
Yeah Cole sprouse cant sing
Pretty sure they blended his voice with Ryan McCarten's for those harmonies because he's pitchy on the rest of the song and then nails the harmonies.
we can all agree veronica (from riverdale) should have been heather duke not macnamara, betty should’ve been instead, also they just.. did everything wrong with that😭😭
They should have had her as Veronica
I miss when Riverdale was a cartoon with a group of friends solving mysteries together with occasional love interest going on 😞😕
Riverdale sounds fake, while the musicals sound like real people singing
Edit: Holy shit- I wasnt expecting getting so many likes all of a sudden-
Bc that’s exactly what it is…
Emily Baran it’s because it is
Smh like I get you have to do it in a studio first with TV but you could at least try to make it sound like they were singing it. In the studio recordings for these Broadway shows, it actually sounded real.
And those weird sound effects were ew
It’s because the riverdale actors aren’t good singers so they have to smooth it out and fix it with autotune so the end result sounds fake😬
I hate how riverdale over sexualises everything, like candy store and all that jazz. It makes me really uncomfortable
Same doe
Especially considering that the characters are supposed to be teenagers....
They over-sexualize it yet they also censored most of the lyrics which makes it even worse
I swear they're like minors?
@@ITSMETHESHEEP "you just gotta prove you're not a DOORKNOB anymore~" Hm.... makes sense
And mostly, people need to understand that musical theatre is live, so it's genuine, it's authentic. While in Riverdale, they had multiple takes, autotune and not a whole audience before them.
Listen to some cast albums. That's not the only problem
What's especially rough is they had multiple takes and that's their best version
Broadway Carrie overshadows the Riverdale version so much it's honestly impressive
As crappy as it is, it’s not the Riverdale actor’s faults. There’s literally compilations of the Riverdale actors talking about how they hate the scripts and the musical episodes😂
Ikr
They really did do Heathers dirty though
•J•A•Z•M•I•N•
Yes facts
@Loonylovegood 777 Lili defended it because that was before the show took a weird turn and it's also part of their contract to not bash the show💀
Don’t bash the show.
Keep in mind that the broadway are performed live meanwhile the Riverdale actors have the advantage of multiple takes and autotune
And the Broadway performers still were better
Edit: no hate!!
Ginger Crawford they get much more, how do I say... POWERFUL hate compared to your comment. Don’t worry. 😁
it’s just the auto tune that ruins their voices and makes people think the actors voices are bad in real life which isn’t true at all
they still managed to ruin musicals though
Also they had to change a few things like curse words and other things to be more accepatale on tv
The off-broadway Candy Store was honestly amazing. Those girls voices were made to sing together.
THANK YOU for using Jane Horrocks for Cabaret! Her performance is not for the faint of heart, but it's an absolutely stellar performance!
Riverdale: Uses the high school version of the Heathers songs used for minors.
Also Riverdale: Oversexualizes characters that are supposed to be minors.
Riverdale’s just the sh!t version of these musicals.
@@anonymouscausewhynot
Riverdale is how a 10 year old girl imagines herself singing in front of her Wattpad crush.
@@randomtraveler4149 that’s actually a great way to describe it. Good job on the clever roast btw.
Right?!
@@randomtraveler4149 riverdale is actually a great show! U should watch it since u obvi haven’t😐
The fact they managed to oversexualize Out Tonight and All That Jazz in a show about teenagers doesn't sit right with me
and then undersexualized candy store lyrics but oversexualized the dance
Out tonight is supposed to be a song about a girl who strips for a club, but even in a song about a FREAKING STRIPPER they oversexualized it.
I think anything goes is also on the list, but I agree with you.
They oversexualised sugar daddy. A song where the choreography is so sexual (Yitzhak and Hedwig humping) that they had to change it for the Tony awards. Like in that song Hedwig is butt naked in public (in context of the song I mean) singing about a sugar daddy in every sense of the word and yet Riverdale still managed to oversexualise it. I didnt think that was possible until Riverdale proved me wrong
They didn’t totally ruin 17 but they did lose the message, the whole point of that song was to show Veronica’s desperation for JD to change his ways. To show that he didn’t have to hurt everyone else to be able to love her. She was trying to save him
Comparing NPH’s Hedwig to Riverdale’s Hedwig is like comparing a bouquet of flowers to a broken femur
Candy Store: *High note*
Vanessa and Madelaine: NOPE
Riverdale: has a teenager do a strip dance in a club in front of a bunch on adults, including her boyfriends father and her mother, so she can be initiated into a gang
Also Riverdale: yOu JuSt GoTtA pRoOvE yOuRe NoT a DoOrKnOb AnYmOrE
Riverdale: Makes Dead Girl Walking about a threesome on a stage
Also Riverdale: DiRtY dAnCiNg WiTh ThE fOoTbAlL tEaM
Thats the exact episode i stopped watching
Juniper And they literally did drugs (jingle jangle) on the show
Actually there all adults
Alicia Radtke-Thirsk they’re literally highschool students
I just can't get over the fact that a lot of people know these songs that I love only by these robotic, out of context, lacking any expression, creepily sexualized and commercialized counterparts that can barely be recognized as the same songs.
OKAY BUT WHYS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW GOOD LILI AND COLE SOUND IN SEVENTEEN
Honestly that ones actually pretty good, the harmonies and it wasn’t so over the top
I mean it was okay but idk I can’t get into it (btw I think their voices are great, but like every 2 seconds it switches to Venessa and Madeleine and it breaks the mood for me. It’s supposed to be a “love song” between two ppl, I wish they kept it between either Madeleine and Venessa or Cole and Lily.)
It wasn't as good as the original but they actually did the harmonies this time so yeah it was better than the others.
No one:
Riverdale during candy store: *whipping noise*
Seriously I didn't realize we were watching Johnny Test
WoOoOoSh
@Rosemary McBratnie oh, no, pls, it is in my head now!
AAA, this is awful!
Riverdale ruined the whole “Beautiful” because THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE VERONICA SINGING AS WELL NOT JUST THE HEATHERS
GIRL AND THE "who could survive this!" WAS SO OFF TUNE I LITERALY STARTED SOBBING-
Brooooooo "Let's make *me* beautiful" made me cry it was DISGUSTING I-
It’s legit like they didn’t even try. Like, wtf is that singing? I know _children_ who can sing some of these songs better. It’s _so_ offkey.
RIVERDALE JUST COMPLETELY SCREWED OVER HEATHERS
Ikr they legit forgot the entire ensemble it’s like do they know nearly all musicals have ensembles or backup singers and they sounded horrible and don’t even get me started with the Choreography
what’s striking is how much more powerful the broadway versions felt and how much more personality and character the songs had. in riverdale the covers just feel… flat :(
Riverdale sounds like a bunch of five year olds trying to sound like high schoolers trying to cover up that they are robots with autotune.
How do you even manage that
riverdale is also tone deaf ngl. im amazed by how bad they sound.
you guys remember when riverdale was about a boy who got murdered
No, actually :)
You guys remember when it was a fun comic that had crossovers with Sabrina?
Yeah, stopped watching after season one, the only one that's really good in my opinion
And incest. Don't forget about that.
Its pure garbage now
...But i cant stop watching...
Its not exactly boring like 13 reasons why season 3, something about the ridiculousness of riverdale makes me not want to stop
alternate title try not to get triggered by the singing and dancing until you get to the REAL version
i got triggered as soon as they disrespected sutton foster
@TaiMarie Moore Same
TaiMarie Moore me too what were they tryna do never disrespect the queen Sutton Foster
wayne fodor I just wanted to die everyone I heard river dale versions.
True 🤣
the way heather sings "don't you dare touch me," in beautiful just makes me die inside
This just made me appreciate Neil Patrick Harris even more 😊
Riverdale: You’ve just gotta prove you’re not a dOoRKnOb-
Me: I’M SORRY A _WHAT?_
yes. i am a doorknob and doorknob is me
biological men have penises, biological women have doorknobs. diDnT yOu pAy aTtEnTiOn iN sChOoL?!
They had to cause the CW wouldn't let them cuss which is crazy
dominique thenosyreader THEY LITERALLY SAID BITCH
Riverdale is better then Broadway tbh.
My friend who watches Riverdale and has never seen heathers literally said Riverdale's cover was amazing of candy store. I played her the original and she regretted saying anything.
I watch river dale and never heard of heathers the musical
@@3tinaa
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@@3tinaa WATCH IT
@@alexandersleaf i- u-umm w-well umm how? explain what you like more about riverdale version..
@Meyra Kirilmaz I promise you if you know anything about theatre at all the original is far far better
When Cheryl sang Carrie it loooked so funny i burst out laughing
tbh "Beautiful" was good at first but fr tho that "WHO COULD SURVIVE THIS??" had me speechless..
The comment section is just reminding everyone not to mess with theatre-kids
Yes, never mess with us
✊ theatre gang for life
🎭theatre gang🎭
You got that right
BITCH YES THEATRE NERDS UNITE
We will call you out 🎭
Broadway: the flavor is ✨𝓲𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓽✨
Riverdale: so bland. It’s just so ... s t r a i g h t
YES
LMAOOOO
Tony and Cheryl be like: 👁👄👁
EXACTLY.
Where is the flavour?!
@@ryleejones9949 and kevin
Heather Chandler started singing beautiful I was like “okay autotuned but could be worse” and then they changed the lyrics
1:49
Josie: *singing*
Dancers at the back: *My teenage sleep paralysis demon on tiktok at 3 am*
so barret damaged her vocal chords just for Riverdale to disrespect Heathers like that
I know, riverdale really disrespected heathers and made my heart physically hurt
Not just heathers but all musicals lmao
barret needs to chill tbh
@@laurabid she does tho... like go on vocal rest please!
lydia gracias she needs a tea with honey
They gotta do one for Riverdale vs Glee vs Broadway
listening to them sing "In" from Carrie was painful
Edit:
listening to them sing anything from Carrie was painful
What they did to Candy Store I just can’t forgive. Like they under sexualised the lyrics but over sexualised the dance??
But censored the words, like wtf
And let’s not forget that there weren’t any harmonies 😐
now lets skip to dead girl walking to find some quality lyrics; *all hope is gone*
i saw people on the comments of the actual video and the other heathers ones being like "omg so good" BEECH WHAT
I get if they wanna censor some words, sure, but if they changed 'pussy' to 'doorknob', why is 'bitch and moan' still the same 😂
Can we talk about how riverdale is just trying to make the songs dramatic and sexy and completely take away the musical theatre aspect of it?!?!
Especially anything goes....
Well river dale is a sexualized and mystery filled version of the Archie Comics (I collected quite of few of the comics when I was younger)
That was my first thought too. A lot of these songs are supposed to be fast-paced and really show off the characters' personalities. Riverdale took all that out. Also, the actors aren't really musical theatre singers, and the show clearly didn't bother investing in any sort of training for them. They were like "let's just audiotune everything".
@@ohmygoddaddystop I agree I actually don't mind people making songs sexual even though the original one wasn't but I cringe so hard through that whole performance and to make it worse I love that song
And this is why I love riverdale ❤️💍
People were right when they said 17 wasn’t that bad
Literally the only song they didn’t butcher 😭
I know it’s technically an off-Broadway performance, but I would have done the Seattle show for Carrie. Such a phenomenal performance.
someone tried to tell me that heathers copied riverdale... ma’am
😂😂
even if heathers did they did it better
@@savannahb6307 ehhh they were referring to the fact that even *if* it were plagiarized from riverdale, heathers did it better
@@duskthewolf3250 oH
@@duskthewolf3250 bahaha sry
This sounds like they were trying to be Glee and failed miserably.
This. This is the comment 👏🏾
Yeah 😂
Like just another geek trying to imitade the populare people and failing miserably. ;)
@@SisterTheohild i wanted to say thatttttt
IMO, I actually enjoy listening to songs from Riverdale. It's just that they are oversexualizing it with suggestive dances even though they're supposed to be teenagers
In my opinion, all of the songs were MUCH better in broadway then they are in riverdale 🧍♀️
How is the live version so much better than the tv show when they’re dancing and singing LIVE with no opportunity to redo it if they mess up
Riverdale: avoids belting as much as possible
Literally any Broadway singer ever: ...Should we tell them
Please someone tell me what belting is already. 😩
@@jaeahn_ Like belting the song out and carrying your voice really loudly?
@@jaeahn_ belting is a form of singing (super common in theatre) which comes from chest support, so it sounds sort of like a mix between singing and shouting but if done right it plays really well!! if you listen to renee rapp or barrett wilbert weed (belting) and laura osnes in “in my own little corner” (head voice), you might be able to hear that difference, they’re all incredibly talented theatre performers!! hope this helps
They are scared of belting
@@louuuwalker ty !! :]
Can we talk about how dirty they did candy store? Their version doesn’t even make sense...
AND THE WHIP NOISE
AND THE CLIPPITY CLOP OF THE SHOE NOISES
AND THE WEIRD SHAKING IN THEIR VOICES
AND THE OFF NOTES
AND THE END 😭
ASSFGJKL-
Lozza Jacko YESSSSS 😭😭😭
Ewwwwwww
candy store was bad but C A R R I E
They didnt fol,ow a very important rule of musical theatre.
QUIET FEET PEOPLE QUIET FEET
lowering the harmonies an octave because none of the actors have the vocal range to go that high.
I just have to say that heathers the musical’s candystore gives me chills every time I listen to it
"Which do you pick?" That's not even a debate! Riverdale ruined everything. Casey Cott was the only one who could do anything and that's because he and his brother actually do musical theater.
what's sad is that most of the riverdale cast aren't even bad singers, they're just assigned to songs that don't suit their voice at all then get way over edited until they don't sound real anymore.
lili and casey should've gotten way more singing parts
FR LIKE WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THAT ONE SONG FOR COLE PLS THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY
Whatever the editing is doing- It makes them sound so emotionless and like robots
Ikr like so many of them can sing nicely and then they are like yeah so we know you are a soprano but here’s an alto’s song do it
If they even touch Hamilton, Les Mis, or Beetlejuce, I’m throwing hands for real
New season: "you say, the price of my love is a price that ur not willing to pay"
[Mokapot_Gaming] NoOoOo
Same riverdale is a trash ass show
And dear Evan Hansen tho I doubt they would do that cuz DEH only has 4 female roles
I can definitely imagine them doing that unfortunately
the riverdale version of beautiful and candy store sounds like the justin bieber 2004 version 😭 it was kinda ROUGH
i don’t want tROUblEUH
I wish we heard lilli reinhart song mote, her voice is so stunning and, I would have loved to hear it more
IM SORRY THEY OVER SEXUALIZED ALL THOSE SONGS BUT THEY CHANGED THE LYRICS IN BIG FUN TO LETS GET IN MY HEATED POOL?!?? AHHH
Ok anyways-
D o o r k n o b
That's all that needs to be said
@@dianarastegar5740 no that's all that needs to be said about the illegal heathers lol. Yeah, loser would've got much better
@@dianarastegar5740 idk all I can think of is a literal doorknob haha
@Younger one Squid くコ:彡弟イカ I thought they meant "doorknob" as in someone who's used by everyone)?
I KNOW IT JUST SEEMS LIKE SHITTY KIDZ BOP
*says doorknob to be more “appropriate”*
*proceeds to throw it back*
edit: if i were able to take every single person who likes this comment, we could have the possibility of being successful from taking over a small country
unite my soldiers, for some day,
*we will rise*
* salutes *
yes very very appropriate just because of doorknob
Ikr but they can say bitch
@@littlemarc7822 and they literally did Chicago
😂
"let your mommy fix you ice cream"
Will you be doing a version of Riverdale vs Real Version Next to Normal? I love Next to Normal and was curious if you've been able to find clips you can use cuz the whole musical is on UA-cam. Great video!
It’s a miracle that they never found or got the rights to Spring Awakening because they definitely would have done it, and very badly
I really feel disrespected at what they did to Heathers, the actors are doing their best but honteaaaa no
It actually hurt to listen to their version of Heathers
@@ashildrtheswift3028 ikr
cole singing actually hurt. like he's trying his best but..no. stop.
Seventeen didn’t sound too bad, but that’s just my personal opinion.
Swoosh
Seventeen: *plays*
Me: this isn't to bad
Big fun,: *plays*
Me: dear god no...
I lost it when beautiful came on
Most of the poor excuse of Heathers special made me feel all: NDHEHEHFSHSHSKEKEKEKE NO WHY WHY WHY
@@luveydovey6553 The beginning sounded so DAMN LIFELESS
and the fact that she used ‘heather’
@@serene8998 I TOTALLY AGREE
i will cry out of joy when the series finale premieres
I like how riverdale's anything goes has a completely different vibe to broadway's version.
I’m sorry but I’ll never get over how badly they disrespected Carrie and Heathers
Those are my two favourite musicals. I was SO offended.
DON'T GET ME STARTEEDDDDDDD
Why did they disrespect those musicals? (Please don't attack me, I really don't know and I'm curious)
they altered the songs to fit there plot personally i enjoyed it despite being a theater nerd
IKR THEY RUINED IT!!!
Riverdale’s all that jazz really just feels like they’re trying way too hard to sexualize the song ? Most of it as I’ve seen is like that though I think. It might be the auto tune but all of their voices just sound. So weird? Like really weirdly 2 dimensional
No, I agree. I think why it works in the musical is because it’s not a sexual, and it hints into all the themes that will later show. This is just ladies rolling on the floor, trying to show off.
they have NO emotion Riverdale when they sing, its just about hitting the note it seems. especially when the autotune is added, it flattens all tone
also the Carrie one reminds me of Trisha Paytas doing Beetlejuice 😬
and they tried to make the choreo very very um smooth and slick when it’s supposed to be controlled
Not to mention, the characters are literal TEENAGERS
how is Riverdale gonna de-sexualize the lyrics, sexualize the style they sang the songs in, and not at least include dead girl walking? 😭 don't get me wrong I am SO glad they didn't but Jesus make up ur mind
Did you know that there’s also a song from ride the cyclone in riverdale? Karnak’s dream of life! “I know this dream of life is never ending” THAT one!
"Anything Goes"
Riverdale: chill, melancholy, kinda sad
Broadway: LET'S HAVE A _PARTY_
I really like Josies take on it.
@@Zenithanderson, oh nah, it's gOod, i was just saying it was a big shift in dynamics from the upbeat swing broadway version of the song
@@starcxtcher very true lll
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: HOLD MY SCRIPT
@@Zenithanderson ikr but that version needs to be used in birds of prey
Did you mean: Riverdale missing the point of every Broadway songs they've ever covered for twenty five minutes straight
seriously, it's criminal how they butchered hedwig and the angry inch
Shit I only just realised I've been here for 25 minutes of my life
Why did they try to make Anything goes all slow and seductive? It feels just....icky for some reason
i always get hyped up for big fun but it sound silent
Every time I hear Riverdale Candy Store I can’t get over how hard purple girl says her rs. HAS SHE NEVER SANG BEFORE?!??! YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO INNUNCIATE RS!!!
Alternative title:
*Riverdale trying to be Glee and failing miserably*
Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably
@@dudeeee2015 PAHAHAHAHAHA
@@pinkmochi2695 same energy
Glee made sense because it is a musical show in the first place.
@@ivanamper5323 right? like they seriously got desperate w the singing.. they tried to *tragically* cover a rock song which failed.
I swear to god the writers have forgotten that the characters are supposed to be like 16-18 not 25
All the actors are tho
@@kdkjejeii342 That's no excuse to sexualize teenagers because their actors are legal ages.
They make the characters dance sexually but then change words of the songs to be 'more appropriate'
@@bumble_yellow3117 Hmm We arent aloowed to say that On TV Oohhh no but we are Gona be doing This Choreography Thats "Totatly" Apropriate.Totaly
It's for people 17 and older for a reason I wouldn't want to see 16-year-olds do these things they would actually get canceled.~( ._.)~........
I love how much personality stage actors put in compared to TV
Broadway wins,but maybe I'm bias
riverdales anything goes was physically painful for me oh my god
Edit: I SAID THAT BEFORE I HEARD LITERALLY EVERY HEATHER ONE HELP
riverdale's writers: let's remake musicals!
theater kids: NOOOOOO
every human on earth: NOOOOOO
archie: HiGh aNd LoWs Of HiGh ScHoOl FoOtBalL
😂😂😂😂
Hector Nerio IV I’m sorry but you can’t speak for every human on earth.
p!nkriley I’m sorry that I’ve offended you I didn’t mean to. I just found the comment funny
Hector Nerio IV oop- I was trying to reply to the person who wrote the comment 😳 Sorry!!
p!nkriley it’s alright no biggie
Remember when Betty, Archie, Jughead, and Veronica were comic book characters. Good times
My sister and I used to read them many times but this? *No*
And when the show was about a boy that got murdered
@@poppyarnold3128 now I look around at these characters I've known all my life and I ask myself what happened??
Veronica Soy sauce Omg yes 😂
@@poppyarnold3128 😂😂😂
The only song that actually fits the show is Seventeen, cuz this teens are solving murders, fighting against some d&d evil and discovering superpowers but i’ve never seen them talking about homework
I still can’t get over “You just got to prove your not a doorknob anymore” what does that even mean
Right? I'm personally all for changing that lyric for TV, but why DOORKNOB? WTH DOES THAT MEAN? Girl scout makes sense in place of lamea** but DOORKNOB?
Oh No I BeTteR NoT mEsS WiTh ThEm Or I'lL Be A dOOrKNoB -totally scared-
@@alexandersleaf why does it matter-
@@sexycorn100 cause they like riverdale it is fine, no need to hate on TV shows people like 😁
@@katiehelms8903 I never said it was bad I said that’s a stupid phrase
The fact that Broadway performances are live and that still sound better... I-
Right
Not only that, but live performers have to sing up to eight times. A week sometimes. If i recall correctly, Veronica's actress (Barrett) had to do 2 shows a day at times and Riverdale has the audacity to use these takes🤦♂️
@@Jompan123 ª there are teen shows with songs that are wonderful, that's not a limitation-
@@Jompan123 yeah, that's what I'm saying "wtf"
@@varianmetcalf8220 they because they are train perfomers that talented af
In the Heathers episode if you listen closely you can actually hear the original cast’s vocals in the background especially in seventeen
The fact that my grandpa loved this show surprises me in more ways than one
They dare touch Hamilton and I'm coming for them...
If they touch hamilton im gonna pull a jd and explode myself 😏
I stg of they do burn or satisfied out of context, or pull a tik tok and take Six songs out of context too
DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!!!
MABEY WE CAN MAKE A SABOTAGE PLAN AND GO 4 THEM WHEN THY DON’T EXPECT IT🤜🏻🤜🏻
Ikr those motherfuckers
Can we say prayers for Casey Cott, out fellow theatre kid who broke his back carrying the entire show on his back
I think Lili was a theater kid too lol
Not just him along with the girl that sang with pussycats
His brother is on BROADWAY and river day is really punishing him
Yeah, Lili and the girl who plays Veronica, are also theatre kids. Although, Casey Cott does bring the magic to these renditions.
Bruv i only watch riverdale to see Casey..his character is my favourite tbh, so that’s why i watch it. and i wanna see how much worse it gets