Trying to Melt Your Brain | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2018
- I use various methods (calming hand motions, unintelligible whispering, etc.) and objects (manual drill, wooden blocks, etc.) in order to try and turn your brain into goo, or at the very least, help you relax and/or sleep and/or study and/or meditate and/or play video games and/or create art and/or and/or.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Розваги
I think ER is definitely wearing basketball shorts in videos like this
Isaiahawsomeone ahaaaa
Isaiahawsomeone
Or no shorts. That's what I would do
*only a rookie would make that mistake, he's wearing Ripped jean shorts*
*OMG HAHAHA I BET HE DOES*
what if he's actually fully dressed
*WE'LL NEVER KNOW*
If my brain ever got melted, the first thing I would do is write a comment about what I would do if it got melted. Thank goodness it hasn’t come to that.
wait
Hold up
wait a fuckin minute..
Wait.
Hol' up.
Me: Good evening
You, an intellectual: Good now
I, intellectualer: Bad odding.
tobobonobo would you like to play ROBLOX with me? i have great skills when it comes to the ROBLOX.
@@divinrth5187 get away its DEAD
Nice, I'm the 1.1k Like
*_Ahh, salutations my children_*
How can I focus/sleep when I'm too busy thinking about why There's a fruit called the grapefruit, when there's already one called a grape..
Maybe why the grapefruit is called grapefruit is because that it tastes like a grape but it is as big as a fruit
kill joy a grape itself is already a fruit... meaning that a grape is still as big as a fruit, if it is as big as itself. Which it is.
What the hell is your username?
😱🤗
When I was a kid I asked my mom the same question. We came to the conclusion that it must have been named by someone with a lisp who was trying to say "greatfruit". Cause that shit is great!
Good-now is a good term to use when you have over a thousand people watching you and have no idea what time zone they are in. It also saves time from saying "Good evening, morning or night."
Thanks for the interpretation, *I was very confused*
Forgets afternoon
TriGerD
Domo Domo Very clever.
That feeling when most asmrists got requests to do longer videos...meanwhile Mr. Rift has to come up with a way to shorten them down :D
2B! :D
did you know that calming hand movements play on human psychology to make you relaxed? the human brain unconsciously analyses body language, and one sign of perceived hostility or friendliness is closed or open palms. that's why surrender signals are open hands up. basically, 'my hands are open, i'm not holding a weapon, so you can relax.'
interesting.
K4inan exactly closed hand means something pulled out the ass= danger. open hand means less danger pullled out of the ass. He’s really not wrong
~factsverse presents~
@@K4inan stop SAYING lies He is saying the truth
Basic body language and one of the most common and easiest to see
I've just read the comment and after that ER pulled out a drill. *Shit*
Don't you guys think it's so strange our brain refers to itself in the third person but the body it is in he refers as "me" ???
like, why do i call my brain "my brain" if i am my brain????
Because you are not your brain, your brain is merely a part of your body, you are not your body either, actually there is no continuous ‘you’ in the sense that one commonly considers one’s self, who are ‘you’ in between thoughts? Where is the movie in between frames?
You are not your brain, you have a brain. You are the awareness behind your thoughts
Well around every 7 years you become a whole new person, since all your cells are replaced by that time. New brain box yay!
Jack Williams fuck off
mah brain... mah soul
"I do want some of your brains left intact though"
Thanks for considering me man.
"You may come out of this with a very minor case of serious brain damage" Portal 2
Nice username
He treated my brain like an apple. All he left was the stem
“Don’t be alarmed”
*SOUNDS AN EXTREMELY LOUD ALARM*
😁
Sir Fapsalot I read this as he said it and I think that’s beautiful 😭
"Don't be alarmed"
Sure whatever you say. My brain doesnd eggs is tea...
That rhymes
That's a real classic, Sir Fapsalot. I was about to do it, but then I saw your comment.
"There are no accidents, just happy mistakes."
- Ross Bob
Just like you
“Accidents are there no, mistakes happy just.”
~ Rob Boss
Waymen
"No are happy, mistakes just there accidents"
- Bors Sob
"{Meowing in fear of insane Irish gamers}" - Afraid Bob
Why is the meme community also the asmr community
Kolton Smith we’re on the spectrum.
It's because we all need help sleeping at night.
Meme community is every community
Same amount of letters.
Memers n’ dreamers
This man just proved he is a certified alpha by saying “good now”
This doesn't sound safe not gonna lie
If anything, Dr. T isn't safe. Uncle E is safe because he is uncle E.
Drii_ft E
@@LoserSnoozer when has an uncle ever been unsafe in the history of ever
If they're uncle E, it's always safe. if they're not, it's very debatable
*wot tf*
The calming hand motions are my favorite. I suffer from invasive, persistent thoughts so my favorite thing is when you or one of your characters pulls bad thoughts/anxieties out and blows them off or flicks them away. Some of your videos, like this one, are therapeutic for me. Thank you so much, ER.
same here!! those movements are so relaxing and if I really get into a video it can start to feel like it’s really working
EXTC!!!!!!
@@K4inan hi, I just saw your comment and I appreciate you reaching out for a conversation. Could you message me? I don't normally use YT for talking so idk how to send a private message
@TheArmoredGoldfish thank you for the recommendation. I'll check out their channel
E
"I'm gonna try my hardest -"
Me: You mean 'darndest'
"No, my DARNDEST"
Me: *chokes*
Bet you forgot you commented this, didn't you?
@@diogoc1541 👳♂️
I've watched this video so many times, whenever I say something like "I'm gonna try my hardest," I instinctively follow it up with "nae, my darndest." Everybody always gets slightly confused.
@@Squiggypie You: I am now my darndest
She: ??
The slower/quieter the sounds are the easier it is for me to fall asleep. Fast/ loud clicking gives me anxiety and keeps me awake. You are one of the rare ASMRist that keeps it slow ane nice.
Is the sea your bed? How do ships sleep?
@@LeveyHere on the ocean bed
And how do ships type??
I was really confused until I read OP's name lol
Yes!
It's probably a bad idea to watch this at work while I've got people depending on me and my melted brain
😂
Shouldn't be on ur damn phone to begin with. Ur suppose to be working
@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 chill
dog person dang bruv chill
@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 ok boomer
A literal sense of "BEGONE, THOUGHTS"
33:33 “Melt, melt, melt your brain, that’s all I want to do; merrily merrily merrily merrily, melt your brain to goo.” What a god-tier gem from uncle rift!
😂
😂
4:44 gave me flashbacks to when I had 2 dollar earbuds and the left side went out
Been there too more than once
I think you melted everyone's brains because almost everybody here sounds like they're high as a kite rn
Well I sure am yea😂🥴
You expected otherwise?
22:55 thats what my dad says to me
😂😂
Lol
Lol 69 likes
he is ur dad
Golden Glee when you realize this comment means nothing now that there are 172 likes and this comment I am making will soon be like urs
36:15 me stoned in my room at 3am waiting for my phone to charge after it died
dead
No tomes drogas, toma zumitos.
PLEASEE LMFAOOOO
@@doommageddon toma tang
☠️
~TIMESTAMPS~
00:00 brain intact
00:01 brain melted
So accurate
Perfect summary
Thanks! I needed these three a long one!!
Yes
Two years went faster than I thought... Wow.
I thought this was a couple months old. I'm an idiot.
This is you trying your darnedest? Im scared to watch, i just woke up. 😲
Two of my favorite artists in one place, this is a great moment.
Love your videos my dude
I thought Dr strange died
I am waiting for this to hit 666 likes
@@dr.bright659 it's on 666 likes
"there might be some law against melting someones brain" yeah it's called murder
Huh haven't heard of that one......cant be that bad if I've never heard of it
If you make a new country, you can legalize murder.
Wonder what he does with what he melts. Does he eat it? Does he sell it in the black market? We will never know
Murder isn't a law
@@dedotrongames6402 I think it's an international thing though... You can get away with it that easily :P
*I used to be an asmrist like you, until I took a melting point to the brain.*
Hey you, you're finally asleep. Got ambushed by that rift while crossing the border.
@@jaxonmoon9815 damn u insomniacs the Asmr community was better off without you
Asmr UA-camrs were nice and lazy
@@yohomiechains8881 lol I feel offended 🙃
Let me guess, someone stole your tingles
@@jackcobb2928 the talmor
3:20 - 5:20
Best tingles I've ever gotten
Could you do a whole video like that pleaseeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty good
That segment alone makes this my most watched video ever. Single most powerful ASMR moment ever created.
def the best part cuz its more sensitive
Thank God I have my spare brain 😧
*fake*
You mean wallet
yeah........... good luck if ur friend decides to play it in front of u lol
Terry Madipuddy thank god I don’t have a brain
So you gonna tell us where you got that
Today I didn't had such a great day. But this cheered me up! Thanks!
Er: asking me questions
Me with my brain half way melted : POTATO
Underrated 😂😂
Me: *Wakes up with sleep paralysis*
My sleep paralysis demon: 0:04
It's funny how just nobody needs timestamps here everyone just enjoys the vid, without jumping forth or back
When shirt movements sound like the ocean, I tingle the hell out.
Thus far, you’ve been putting me to sleep for months now and you’ve helped me get over one of the biggest anxiety attacks I had prior to going to the hospital and getting Xanax.
You’re the best!
❤️ One of your biggest Fans!
Lol ok gay boi
@@jerrymouse6377 pretty cring of you, ngl
Am I the only one that can FEEL the sounds when he gets close to the ears? Just me? Ok.
Yessss, like in the beginning with the popping sounds near the ears, i felt that
Lay off the LSD, that should help
@@somerandomdude1521 lmao
I thought I was alone!
But maybe it's the fact that I have very bass-sensitive headphones (yes I wear big-ass headphones to bed and I'm aware that it's weird so please don't tell me about it)
@@OmgItsTheWigeon no judgment. Before I got Bluetooth earbuds I wore these BULKY headphones in bed
It would bother the areas around my ears from friction but I was too consumed in n o i s e
How can I think if the fork is a spoon without a brain?!
Fork and Spoon? it's SPORK!
M E T A
E
T
A
W H Y I S T H I S F O R K A S P O O N
*IMAGINATION*
Puggy The Dog amazing
24:26 just reminds me of predators growling noise
Yes it does ....perfectly
Toxix Gaming you nailed it xD
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omg
My ass cheeks make this sound when I’m aroused
My brain: literally melting through my ears
Ep: this makes a nice sound, wouldn't you agree?
3:12 best part!!!!
13:45 yes actually, whenever I do people ask if I've broken it
I actually injured my right thumb once in line 7th grade and since then I've not been as flexible with it
*Pressing F for our fallen extendo thumb brother *
@@snekzoneone3811 pouring one out for my lost 90 degree homie
@Makaveli Killuminati I have met someone at school that could bend all of her fingers to the other side of her hand! You should have seen that sh*t
"Just enjoy the video like you normally do."
Bold of you to assume I can feel joy on a normal basis 😂
@@ouro-boros-808 Not Really, the Worlds going to shit and most people who have been born into this mess that we didn't have a choice in other than our parents wanted a pet Meat Bag, you've probably some form of Depressed...
@@tex8564 now thats edgy
lmao edgy thinks anyone cares lmaooooo
It's no joke tho, teen depression rates are at a fucking all time high, and your laughing about it.
@@tex8564 Bold of you to assume my parents *wanted* a child.
He tried his darndest to melt my brain and he followed through.
I will say I give the experience a 9/10 because my whole brain was melting I had to wait till next morning to comment
Are we just going to ingrore the:
'No accidents only happy mistakes'
One Question.
The hell's a Brain?
How2Play 333 why is this fork a spoon
I'm sticking with stoners mind here
I know right? Its 2018 who the heck has a brain anymore
I believe I do my friend.
Its 99% anxiety and 1% happiness
Is this a follow up from the last video?
D.J. HATER that was what I was trying to say without going into a paragraph.... lol.... so thank you for answering
D.J. HATER you could’ve just said yes or no
the beginning of this and the ending of the last are very similar, but they're not the same. in the last video he had glasses on. he is wearing the same clothes though, so maybe he just took the glasses off and did another take right after
Nilmo Naggins AND....in the last video he was picking out all the items for the next video......but in this one, he used none of the items that he had picked out......except for the drill.
I see the brain melting works.
all i can see is pepto bismol coming out of my ears
It’s 3:17 AM of course I can’t fall asleep and I have a headache but let me tell you....this man’s voice is my cure to my headache
They're talking about you on H3 Podcast #80! It's the episode with Bert Kreischer.
Christopher Petterson right when I saw this comment rift said “I know”
normies: good evening
me, an intellectual: good now
*ok*
You are by far my favorite ASMRtist. When you were setting up the bottles, and speaking directly into mic, I literally felt my entire body tingle. I’d love a video with only speaking into the mic that way. From one ear to the other. Just food for thought. You do amazing work, so thank you very much.
The dude can try all he wants, he wonf suseed in pelting mon blurb 🧠🧠🧠
ER: I'm gonna try and melt your brain
1.2 M people: sure
I sleep for 27 years you wanna know why? Because I watch an E.R video. Gives me the power to wake up and FEAST again.
Pennywise The Dancing Clown you beast. Stay golden pony boy 😂
Pennywise The Dancing Clown Why do you not wear black on your suit do you not like the blacks are you part of the kkk
Welp, now I’m gonna have nightmares. 😱
Wanna know How you can feast while dancing? Introuducing tasers "insert Phil swift meme here"
Cringe
the man had me confused for a second when he said good now
ER’s wife: honey dinner is ready
ER: 1 minute I’m melting someone’s head through a camera I’ll be up soon
I've probably watched this episode 20 to 30 times, it's super relaxing. It helps me sleep
9 year olds clicking off this video thinking he’s going to actually melt there brain
You must be one of them if you used the wrong “there”
OhSoNerdy i’m 14 tf
OhSoNerdy and i used the wrong there bc i’m an intellectual
매일 밤✨마다 잘 수 있게🙏 도와주셔서 감사합니다😁
덕분에 하루하루 잘 자고 있어요💕
I started repeated what you were saying to my boyfriend in a whisper voice and he stopped me and said that you deserve a million subs
After getting done with another day of college classes, I definitely need a brain melt lol. This video came at the right time as always. Always love your work. ❤️❤️❤️
The "literal-understanding sarcasm" is just right on this one, and really damn funny! xD
Good video and hope we meet soon to see the results! hehe
Anyone else from the ending of “I hope you are doing well” video? The transition is sooo cool, best ASMR channel to this date by far...
It is really cool how this guy helps people fall asleep. So many people suffer from no sleep. Thank you for what you do for us who have trouble sleeping. I am a new Sub
Wow. You really outdone yourself Uncle Rift. My brain is now no more...
It feels nice to hear the pen on paper rather than a pencil. The pen sound sounds smoother n' better, least in my opinion. The pencil usually makes my spine shiver, especially if it doesn't have a lot of led.
Also those beautiful flame sounds on the match were brain meltin'
Would pay for more of that.
Don’t think I’ve ever smiled and chuckled so much during a successful ASMR video that was also relaxing. This was great 👍
Searched "Ephemeral Rift Brain" to find this video tonight and realized just how much you've done for my brain over the years. Thanks, Uncle E
ER. You never disappoint. Another odd but amazingly soothing video. You are a master
this guy can play any role, appearance and acting wise.
Thank you for spending the time out of your day to do these videos.
"There are no mistakes, only happy accidents"
Aww, thank you!💜 You just described my conception
13:44 Yes I actually can do that with my thumb
Can you left or right thumb go further?
@@snekzoneone3811 actually I just rewatched this and I can do it like in a way that my thumbs last "joint" or the point that is attached in your palm will move kinda like out from its position and come out from my palm kinda (its not as gross as it sounds)
Then the thumb will like go in "/" this kind of position...damn it im not good at explaining
@@smepsi6277 you could have just estimated the angle to make it easy.
But good that you somehow regained your ability to do this!👍
Wow. I have to admit, I’ve been watching this guy for so long and he is by far one of the most, if not the most dedicated asmrist on UA-cam. This guy deserves so much more than he has now!
tbh you're one of the only asmr youtubers I'll watch bc of how intense your videos are in terms of "brain melting".
This is rift best video, hands down
0:00 me coming in front of the class to show My group's project and I did 99% of the work
My brain stopped working the instant I heard “Good now 🙃”
Honestly I love his videos he makes me fall sleep sooooo fast
Out of the videos of yours I’ve watched, this is your finest thus far :)
Wow, this video's a year old already? It's one of the better ones IMO. The setup really gets the tingles........ tingling, I guess.
R.I.P Stefan Karl Stefansson
He will always been number 1. I miss robbie
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After the part where he says good now has the best tingles ever. all 55 minutes and 12 seconds of it.
Your videos are so intriguing it’s almost hard to tingle sometimes. But then I do. Then I sleep.
his voice is so relaxing!
These are always uploaded right when I have to get up for work.
M Scott the struggle I know about it
I always seem to fall asleep to the hand movements (it's very calming as intended) please keep adding them into your videos good sir.
*I'm so glad I found your channel, what a blessing*
"as a famous painter once said their are not accidents just happy mistakes."
Ross bob
Silver fox + suit = no sleep/brain melted
This video and this man helps keep me sane.
the first video i ever watched of yours was your first rush hour puzzle video. now im here, im glad i clicked on that video
Still here bois, we made it
He: "Good now"
Me: half of my brain is already melted
E.R : "Good now..."
Me : *W o t*
I'm really glad you signed this one off for playing video games to while listening, it's so underrated a combination
the continuation of this video from the last is so satisfying
ER: Can u do this with your thumb?
Me: HELL NO!
WOWSA! I was not expecting the content in this video. I thought the title was referring to triggers and you literally meant "melted our actual brain" lol. Great stuff man! I am new to this entire ASMR kick but I am diggin your videos. Thanks for helping me get to sleep man and for entertaining me as I slowly drift off. Awesome job dude!
Most relaxing ASMR Video on UA-cam, keep up your great work.
Wow I love these concepts and ideas for videos! Keep it up