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  • @woodlanddove
    @woodlanddove 5 років тому +5074

    How can I focus/sleep when I'm too busy thinking about why There's a fruit called the grapefruit, when there's already one called a grape..

    • @foamydamphalo149
      @foamydamphalo149 5 років тому +288

      Maybe why the grapefruit is called grapefruit is because that it tastes like a grape but it is as big as a fruit

    • @xham5325
      @xham5325 5 років тому +278

      kill joy a grape itself is already a fruit... meaning that a grape is still as big as a fruit, if it is as big as itself. Which it is.

    • @VolatileViolet
      @VolatileViolet 5 років тому +29

      What the hell is your username?

    • @ms.lahmiamass2626
      @ms.lahmiamass2626 5 років тому +6

      😱🤗

    • @thenear1send
      @thenear1send 5 років тому +141

      When I was a kid I asked my mom the same question. We came to the conclusion that it must have been named by someone with a lisp who was trying to say "greatfruit". Cause that shit is great!

  • @BOUTTAMAKEAHNAME4MYSELF
    @BOUTTAMAKEAHNAME4MYSELF 6 років тому +6825

    I think ER is definitely wearing basketball shorts in videos like this

    • @CodyWasHereASMR
      @CodyWasHereASMR 6 років тому +37

      Isaiahawsomeone ahaaaa

    • @radspeed113
      @radspeed113 6 років тому +256

      Isaiahawsomeone
      Or no shorts. That's what I would do

    • @nuttygeezer830
      @nuttygeezer830 6 років тому +385

      *only a rookie would make that mistake, he's wearing Ripped jean shorts*

    • @pd7454
      @pd7454 6 років тому +36

      *OMG HAHAHA I BET HE DOES*

    • @tightter
      @tightter 6 років тому +164

      what if he's actually fully dressed
      *WE'LL NEVER KNOW*

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 6 років тому +873

    Good-now is a good term to use when you have over a thousand people watching you and have no idea what time zone they are in. It also saves time from saying "Good evening, morning or night."

    • @AlexTurbo
      @AlexTurbo 6 років тому +40

      Thanks for the interpretation, *I was very confused*

    • @fiinalky9880
      @fiinalky9880 6 років тому +11

      Forgets afternoon
      TriGerD

    • @SilentShadow07
      @SilentShadow07 6 років тому +1

      Domo Domo Very clever.

    • @martinkrajscak4381
      @martinkrajscak4381 6 років тому +6

      That feeling when most asmrists got requests to do longer videos...meanwhile Mr. Rift has to come up with a way to shorten them down :D

    • @bellinbluee
      @bellinbluee 5 років тому +1

      2B! :D

  • @panzer107
    @panzer107 6 років тому +775

    did you know that calming hand movements play on human psychology to make you relaxed? the human brain unconsciously analyses body language, and one sign of perceived hostility or friendliness is closed or open palms. that's why surrender signals are open hands up. basically, 'my hands are open, i'm not holding a weapon, so you can relax.'
    interesting.

    • @user-by6bt1mz3e
      @user-by6bt1mz3e 6 років тому +48

      K4inan exactly closed hand means something pulled out the ass= danger. open hand means less danger pullled out of the ass. He’s really not wrong

    • @itzlunamoon5695
      @itzlunamoon5695 5 років тому +6

      ~factsverse presents~

    • @Potato79207
      @Potato79207 5 років тому +7

      @@K4inan stop SAYING lies He is saying the truth

    • @BenG420
      @BenG420 5 років тому +13

      Basic body language and one of the most common and easiest to see

    • @xzgamer332
      @xzgamer332 5 років тому +26

      I've just read the comment and after that ER pulled out a drill. *Shit*

  • @mehbird153
    @mehbird153 6 років тому +238

    The slower/quieter the sounds are the easier it is for me to fall asleep. Fast/ loud clicking gives me anxiety and keeps me awake. You are one of the rare ASMRist that keeps it slow ane nice.

  • @tulatrippin
    @tulatrippin 6 років тому +339

    The calming hand motions are my favorite. I suffer from invasive, persistent thoughts so my favorite thing is when you or one of your characters pulls bad thoughts/anxieties out and blows them off or flicks them away. Some of your videos, like this one, are therapeutic for me. Thank you so much, ER.

    • @princesstuesday5287
      @princesstuesday5287 6 років тому +2

      same here!! those movements are so relaxing and if I really get into a video it can start to feel like it’s really working

    • @spongegobler3449
      @spongegobler3449 6 років тому

      EXTC!!!!!!

    • @tulatrippin
      @tulatrippin 6 років тому +1

      @@K4inan hi, I just saw your comment and I appreciate you reaching out for a conversation. Could you message me? I don't normally use YT for talking so idk how to send a private message

    • @tulatrippin
      @tulatrippin 6 років тому

      @TheArmoredGoldfish thank you for the recommendation. I'll check out their channel

    • @Burgundy_Bandages
      @Burgundy_Bandages 6 років тому

      E

  • @les_larmes_d_un_hibou
    @les_larmes_d_un_hibou 6 років тому +3124

    Don't you guys think it's so strange our brain refers to itself in the third person but the body it is in he refers as "me" ???
    like, why do i call my brain "my brain" if i am my brain????

    • @refelecti0n128
      @refelecti0n128 6 років тому +523

      Because you are not your brain, your brain is merely a part of your body, you are not your body either, actually there is no continuous ‘you’ in the sense that one commonly considers one’s self, who are ‘you’ in between thoughts? Where is the movie in between frames?

    • @nataliemarie4325
      @nataliemarie4325 6 років тому +202

      You are not your brain, you have a brain. You are the awareness behind your thoughts

    • @BigBeard
      @BigBeard 6 років тому +101

      Well around every 7 years you become a whole new person, since all your cells are replaced by that time. New brain box yay!

    • @roomba_with_knifes6607
      @roomba_with_knifes6607 6 років тому +12

      Jack Williams fuck off

    • @spongegobler3449
      @spongegobler3449 6 років тому +30

      mah brain... mah soul

  • @yellingbear1160
    @yellingbear1160 6 років тому +4544

    Me: Good evening
    You, an intellectual: Good now

    • @tobobonobo
      @tobobonobo 6 років тому +77

      I, intellectualer: Bad odding.

    • @divinrth5187
      @divinrth5187 6 років тому +20

      tobobonobo would you like to play ROBLOX with me? i have great skills when it comes to the ROBLOX.

    • @Potato79207
      @Potato79207 5 років тому +9

      @@divinrth5187 get away its DEAD

    • @MessiahGray
      @MessiahGray 5 років тому +4

      Nice, I'm the 1.1k Like

    • @toungee3503
      @toungee3503 5 років тому +12

      *_Ahh, salutations my children_*

  • @JustAnotherPilgrim
    @JustAnotherPilgrim 5 років тому +709

    "There are no accidents, just happy mistakes."
    - Ross Bob

    • @OddsandEnds666
      @OddsandEnds666 5 років тому +17

      Just like you

    • @divinity1371
      @divinity1371 5 років тому +117

      “Accidents are there no, mistakes happy just.”
      ~ Rob Boss

    • @asheru2649
      @asheru2649 4 роки тому +1

      Waymen

    • @plaguedoctor8180
      @plaguedoctor8180 4 роки тому +48

      "No are happy, mistakes just there accidents"
      - Bors Sob

    • @nobledamask
      @nobledamask 4 роки тому +11

      "{Meowing in fear of insane Irish gamers}" - Afraid Bob

  • @kirkbowman7452
    @kirkbowman7452 6 років тому +283

    "I do want some of your brains left intact though"
    Thanks for considering me man.

    • @Kcs_-ez6rk
      @Kcs_-ez6rk 4 роки тому +14

      "You may come out of this with a very minor case of serious brain damage" Portal 2

    • @LucianoMas-t7b
      @LucianoMas-t7b 4 роки тому

      Nice username

    • @panzercrewman616
      @panzercrewman616 3 роки тому +3

      He treated my brain like an apple. All he left was the stem

  • @StoicAIYoutube
    @StoicAIYoutube 6 років тому +1162

    “Don’t be alarmed”
    *SOUNDS AN EXTREMELY LOUD ALARM*

    • @Ugli.
      @Ugli. 6 років тому +2

      😁

    • @instagram560
      @instagram560 6 років тому +6

      Sir Fapsalot I read this as he said it and I think that’s beautiful 😭

    • @ewanstewart2001
      @ewanstewart2001 6 років тому +14

      "Don't be alarmed"
      Sure whatever you say. My brain doesnd eggs is tea...

    • @ashtridfranco5258
      @ashtridfranco5258 6 років тому +4

      That rhymes

    • @fluffyluke1388
      @fluffyluke1388 6 років тому +3

      That's a real classic, Sir Fapsalot. I was about to do it, but then I saw your comment.

  • @ehveen
    @ehveen 5 років тому +543

    This man just proved he is a certified alpha by saying “good now”

  • @jerrysun176
    @jerrysun176 6 років тому +125

    3:20 - 5:20
    Best tingles I've ever gotten
    Could you do a whole video like that pleaseeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

    • @funnymademelaugh4249
      @funnymademelaugh4249 4 роки тому +3

      Pretty good

    • @RetroMaticGamer
      @RetroMaticGamer Рік тому +5

      That segment alone makes this my most watched video ever. Single most powerful ASMR moment ever created.

    • @darrenchan2765
      @darrenchan2765 11 місяців тому

      def the best part cuz its more sensitive

  • @jolenebrown6420
    @jolenebrown6420 5 років тому +38

    Thus far, you’ve been putting me to sleep for months now and you’ve helped me get over one of the biggest anxiety attacks I had prior to going to the hospital and getting Xanax.
    You’re the best!
    ❤️ One of your biggest Fans!

  • @courtneycamp7037
    @courtneycamp7037 6 років тому +548

    "I'm gonna try my hardest -"
    Me: You mean 'darndest'
    "No, my DARNDEST"
    Me: *chokes*

    • @diogoc1541
      @diogoc1541 4 роки тому +6

      Bet you forgot you commented this, didn't you?

    • @obamakun877
      @obamakun877 4 роки тому +2

      @@diogoc1541 👳‍♂️

    • @Squiggypie
      @Squiggypie 4 роки тому +20

      I've watched this video so many times, whenever I say something like "I'm gonna try my hardest," I instinctively follow it up with "nae, my darndest." Everybody always gets slightly confused.

    • @erfho8y
      @erfho8y 3 роки тому +1

      @@Squiggypie You: I am now my darndest
      She: ??

  • @amberhiefnar7846
    @amberhiefnar7846 6 років тому +699

    It's probably a bad idea to watch this at work while I've got people depending on me and my melted brain

  • @koltonsmith1682
    @koltonsmith1682 6 років тому +2995

    Why is the meme community also the asmr community

  • @TeamTimeRiders
    @TeamTimeRiders 2 роки тому +179

    33:33 “Melt, melt, melt your brain, that’s all I want to do; merrily merrily merrily merrily, melt your brain to goo.” What a god-tier gem from uncle rift!

  • @blueprime1674
    @blueprime1674 4 роки тому +91

    I think you melted everyone's brains because almost everybody here sounds like they're high as a kite rn

  • @ladypalerider
    @ladypalerider 5 років тому +267

    36:15 me stoned in my room at 3am waiting for my phone to charge after it died

  • @KingLamink
    @KingLamink 6 років тому +1963

    This doesn't sound safe not gonna lie

    • @LoserSnoozer
      @LoserSnoozer 6 років тому +67

      If anything, Dr. T isn't safe. Uncle E is safe because he is uncle E.

    • @george7184
      @george7184 6 років тому +8

      Drii_ft E

    • @erickane8163
      @erickane8163 6 років тому +18

      @@LoserSnoozer when has an uncle ever been unsafe in the history of ever

    • @LoserSnoozer
      @LoserSnoozer 6 років тому +10

      If they're uncle E, it's always safe. if they're not, it's very debatable

    • @aswisscheeseslice7184
      @aswisscheeseslice7184 6 років тому +2

      *wot tf*

  • @bmwgsdriver1058
    @bmwgsdriver1058 6 років тому +85

    Today I didn't had such a great day. But this cheered me up! Thanks!

  • @LetsFindOut1
    @LetsFindOut1 6 років тому +855

    This is you trying your darnedest? Im scared to watch, i just woke up. 😲

    • @OGSinisterPotato
      @OGSinisterPotato 6 років тому +22

      Two of my favorite artists in one place, this is a great moment.

    • @TehPwnerer107
      @TehPwnerer107 6 років тому +3

      Love your videos my dude

    • @drecorpal7337
      @drecorpal7337 6 років тому +1

      I thought Dr strange died

    • @dr.bright659
      @dr.bright659 5 років тому +1

      I am waiting for this to hit 666 likes

    • @Liraxii
      @Liraxii 5 років тому +1

      @@dr.bright659 it's on 666 likes

  • @aidopotato222
    @aidopotato222 4 роки тому +36

    4:44 gave me flashbacks to when I had 2 dollar earbuds and the left side went out

  • @TheSunnyTrails
    @TheSunnyTrails 6 років тому +520

    22:55 thats what my dad says to me

    • @Hii-ec6nr
      @Hii-ec6nr 6 років тому +8

      😂😂

    • @omaralqarachalohg772
      @omaralqarachalohg772 6 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @goldenglee4819
      @goldenglee4819 6 років тому +1

      Lol 69 likes

    • @fluxisdead2860
      @fluxisdead2860 5 років тому +4

      he is ur dad

    • @rigelsmith282
      @rigelsmith282 5 років тому +4

      Golden Glee when you realize this comment means nothing now that there are 172 likes and this comment I am making will soon be like urs

  • @lindholmaren
    @lindholmaren 5 років тому +17

    13:45 yes actually, whenever I do people ask if I've broken it
    I actually injured my right thumb once in line 7th grade and since then I've not been as flexible with it

    • @snekzoneone3811
      @snekzoneone3811 4 роки тому +4

      *Pressing F for our fallen extendo thumb brother *

    • @lindholmaren
      @lindholmaren 3 роки тому +3

      @@snekzoneone3811 pouring one out for my lost 90 degree homie

    • @snekzoneone3811
      @snekzoneone3811 3 роки тому +1

      @Makaveli Killuminati I have met someone at school that could bend all of her fingers to the other side of her hand! You should have seen that sh*t

  • @-S.F.K.
    @-S.F.K. 2 роки тому +143

    ~TIMESTAMPS~
    00:00 brain intact
    00:01 brain melted

    • @Kanade-gy6yf
      @Kanade-gy6yf Рік тому +1

      So accurate

    • @doritocoolranch
      @doritocoolranch Рік тому

      Perfect summary

    • @voidinhabitant
      @voidinhabitant Рік тому

      Thanks! I needed these three a long one!!

    • @Noperison
      @Noperison Рік тому

      Yes

    • @-S.F.K.
      @-S.F.K. 11 місяців тому

      Two years went faster than I thought... Wow.
      I thought this was a couple months old. I'm an idiot.

  • @Rafa_turtlepower
    @Rafa_turtlepower 5 років тому +96

    A literal sense of "BEGONE, THOUGHTS"

  • @markabdow2708
    @markabdow2708 2 роки тому +2

    You are by far my favorite ASMRtist. When you were setting up the bottles, and speaking directly into mic, I literally felt my entire body tingle. I’d love a video with only speaking into the mic that way. From one ear to the other. Just food for thought. You do amazing work, so thank you very much.

  • @whosazalea4717
    @whosazalea4717 3 роки тому +7

    It’s 3:17 AM of course I can’t fall asleep and I have a headache but let me tell you....this man’s voice is my cure to my headache

  • @Captinfishwilly
    @Captinfishwilly 5 років тому +521

    *I used to be an asmrist like you, until I took a melting point to the brain.*

    • @jaxonmoon9815
      @jaxonmoon9815 3 роки тому +30

      Hey you, you're finally asleep. Got ambushed by that rift while crossing the border.

    • @yohomiechains8881
      @yohomiechains8881 3 роки тому +6

      @@jaxonmoon9815 damn u insomniacs the Asmr community was better off without you
      Asmr UA-camrs were nice and lazy

    • @jackcobb2928
      @jackcobb2928 2 роки тому +1

      @@yohomiechains8881 lol I feel offended 🙃

    • @unity__3829
      @unity__3829 2 роки тому +12

      Let me guess, someone stole your tingles

    • @unity__3829
      @unity__3829 2 роки тому +1

      @@jackcobb2928 the talmor

  • @au_drago
    @au_drago 6 років тому +36

    When shirt movements sound like the ocean, I tingle the hell out.

  • @dravenreaper
    @dravenreaper 5 років тому +284

    "there might be some law against melting someones brain" yeah it's called murder

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 3 роки тому +6

      Huh haven't heard of that one......cant be that bad if I've never heard of it

    • @dedotrongames6402
      @dedotrongames6402 3 роки тому +2

      If you make a new country, you can legalize murder.

    • @panzercrewman616
      @panzercrewman616 3 роки тому +2

      Wonder what he does with what he melts. Does he eat it? Does he sell it in the black market? We will never know

    • @MinktheStorykeeper
      @MinktheStorykeeper 2 роки тому +2

      Murder isn't a law

    • @OmgItsTheWigeon
      @OmgItsTheWigeon 2 роки тому

      @@dedotrongames6402 I think it's an international thing though... You can get away with it that easily :P

  • @andynachos2045
    @andynachos2045 4 місяці тому +3

    I love rift’s channel because you can watch some videos of his and it can go from something like “mental health break and support” to “trying to give you a lobotomy”

  • @monty6726
    @monty6726 2 роки тому +23

    It's funny how just nobody needs timestamps here everyone just enjoys the vid, without jumping forth or back

  • @Deadrack1
    @Deadrack1 6 років тому +19

    They're talking about you on H3 Podcast #80! It's the episode with Bert Kreischer.

    • @lampstealer613
      @lampstealer613 5 років тому +3

      Christopher Petterson right when I saw this comment rift said “I know”

  • @Farie0706
    @Farie0706 6 років тому +160

    Is this a follow up from the last video?

    • @Farie0706
      @Farie0706 6 років тому +9

      D.J. HATER that was what I was trying to say without going into a paragraph.... lol.... so thank you for answering

    • @DougKnox14
      @DougKnox14 6 років тому +5

      D.J. HATER you could’ve just said yes or no

    • @vernal.equinox
      @vernal.equinox 6 років тому +7

      the beginning of this and the ending of the last are very similar, but they're not the same. in the last video he had glasses on. he is wearing the same clothes though, so maybe he just took the glasses off and did another take right after

    • @MrSpeedbuggy714
      @MrSpeedbuggy714 6 років тому +3

      Nilmo Naggins AND....in the last video he was picking out all the items for the next video......but in this one, he used none of the items that he had picked out......except for the drill.

    • @lemonmunch5082
      @lemonmunch5082 6 років тому +2

      I see the brain melting works.

  • @lovewithinu97
    @lovewithinu97 6 років тому +4

    It feels nice to hear the pen on paper rather than a pencil. The pen sound sounds smoother n' better, least in my opinion. The pencil usually makes my spine shiver, especially if it doesn't have a lot of led.
    Also those beautiful flame sounds on the match were brain meltin'
    Would pay for more of that.

  • @Raven-jy6nx
    @Raven-jy6nx 6 років тому +2

    It is really cool how this guy helps people fall asleep. So many people suffer from no sleep. Thank you for what you do for us who have trouble sleeping. I am a new Sub

  • @The_Jerkinator
    @The_Jerkinator 4 роки тому +34

    Am I the only one that can FEEL the sounds when he gets close to the ears? Just me? Ok.

    • @StoopidSageXVODs
      @StoopidSageXVODs 3 роки тому +3

      Yessss, like in the beginning with the popping sounds near the ears, i felt that

    • @somerandomdude1521
      @somerandomdude1521 2 роки тому +3

      Lay off the LSD, that should help

    • @FvckGrxy
      @FvckGrxy 2 роки тому +1

      @@somerandomdude1521 lmao

    • @OmgItsTheWigeon
      @OmgItsTheWigeon 2 роки тому +1

      I thought I was alone!
      But maybe it's the fact that I have very bass-sensitive headphones (yes I wear big-ass headphones to bed and I'm aware that it's weird so please don't tell me about it)

    • @The_Jerkinator
      @The_Jerkinator 2 роки тому +1

      @@OmgItsTheWigeon no judgment. Before I got Bluetooth earbuds I wore these BULKY headphones in bed
      It would bother the areas around my ears from friction but I was too consumed in n o i s e

  • @finn0192
    @finn0192 6 років тому +6

    Wow. I have to admit, I’ve been watching this guy for so long and he is by far one of the most, if not the most dedicated asmrist on UA-cam. This guy deserves so much more than he has now!

  • @terrymadipuddy6217
    @terrymadipuddy6217 6 років тому +190

    Thank God I have my spare brain 😧

  • @AvidAsmr
    @AvidAsmr 3 роки тому +7

    He tried his darndest to melt my brain and he followed through.
    I will say I give the experience a 9/10 because my whole brain was melting I had to wait till next morning to comment

  • @yoyoumonkey
    @yoyoumonkey 6 років тому +5

    I've probably watched this episode 20 to 30 times, it's super relaxing. It helps me sleep

  • @breewhitehouse4943
    @breewhitehouse4943 5 років тому +4

    I started repeated what you were saying to my boyfriend in a whisper voice and he stopped me and said that you deserve a million subs

  • @greensocks5721
    @greensocks5721 6 років тому +575

    How can I think if the fork is a spoon without a brain?!

  • @Jack-oh3lc
    @Jack-oh3lc 4 роки тому +39

    Me: *Wakes up with sleep paralysis*
    My sleep paralysis demon: 0:04

  • @Somethingbadandrad
    @Somethingbadandrad 6 років тому +228

    "Just enjoy the video like you normally do."
    Bold of you to assume I can feel joy on a normal basis 😂

    • @tex8564
      @tex8564 5 років тому +3

      @@ouro-boros-808 Not Really, the Worlds going to shit and most people who have been born into this mess that we didn't have a choice in other than our parents wanted a pet Meat Bag, you've probably some form of Depressed...

    • @eeleroet434
      @eeleroet434 4 роки тому +3

      @@tex8564 now thats edgy

    • @NisseVex
      @NisseVex 4 роки тому

      lmao edgy thinks anyone cares lmaooooo

    • @Cyrolia
      @Cyrolia 4 роки тому

      It's no joke tho, teen depression rates are at a fucking all time high, and your laughing about it.

    • @eanschaan9392
      @eanschaan9392 4 роки тому +1

      @@tex8564 Bold of you to assume my parents *wanted* a child.

  • @CurieuxWolf
    @CurieuxWolf 6 років тому +1

    Anyone else from the ending of “I hope you are doing well” video? The transition is sooo cool, best ASMR channel to this date by far...

  • @김하림-o7n
    @김하림-o7n 6 років тому +7

    매일 밤✨마다 잘 수 있게🙏 도와주셔서 감사합니다😁
    덕분에 하루하루 잘 자고 있어요💕

  • @Arcticx369
    @Arcticx369 5 років тому +22

    3:12 best part!!!!

  • @K11NNGG
    @K11NNGG 4 роки тому +44

    My brain: literally melting through my ears
    Ep: this makes a nice sound, wouldn't you agree?

  • @brubbo0435
    @brubbo0435 4 роки тому +50

    Er: asking me questions
    Me with my brain half way melted : POTATO

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 роки тому

      Underrated 😂😂

  • @Harperlarp
    @Harperlarp 5 років тому +4

    Wow, this video's a year old already? It's one of the better ones IMO. The setup really gets the tingles........ tingling, I guess.

  • @Dogtles
    @Dogtles 6 років тому +2

    Did you break the perfect match and edit it out? Brilliant

  • @vWolfHD
    @vWolfHD 6 років тому +154

    24:26 just reminds me of predators growling noise

    • @Heywood-----Jablomeh
      @Heywood-----Jablomeh 6 років тому +2

      Yes it does ....perfectly

    • @panterflow7488
      @panterflow7488 6 років тому +1

      Toxix Gaming you nailed it xD

    • @Deckardpr
      @Deckardpr 6 років тому

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    • @Cloudy-ve1kn
      @Cloudy-ve1kn 6 років тому

      omg

    • @Thanos-tg6hl
      @Thanos-tg6hl 4 роки тому

      @Luna those noises are nothing compared to the crippling chizzle of my eyelids that begin growing a festering crustation about the noise sound thing of a crab's small marble pp, consisting of a large brain cell which contains vitamin d, furthermore explaining the sound of the massive cheeks slapping together at speeds of 9,763 kilometers per hour.

  • @pennywisethedancingclown4384
    @pennywisethedancingclown4384 6 років тому +221

    I sleep for 27 years you wanna know why? Because I watch an E.R video. Gives me the power to wake up and FEAST again.

    • @CodyWasHereASMR
      @CodyWasHereASMR 6 років тому +9

      Pennywise The Dancing Clown you beast. Stay golden pony boy 😂

    • @RyRy-lb1wx
      @RyRy-lb1wx 6 років тому +14

      Pennywise The Dancing Clown Why do you not wear black on your suit do you not like the blacks are you part of the kkk

    • @mkateasmr
      @mkateasmr 6 років тому

      Welp, now I’m gonna have nightmares. 😱

    • @knockoffgroot4963
      @knockoffgroot4963 6 років тому +3

      Wanna know How you can feast while dancing? Introuducing tasers "insert Phil swift meme here"

    • @AlexTurbo
      @AlexTurbo 6 років тому +4

      Cringe

  • @lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806
    @lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806 2 роки тому +3

    ER. You never disappoint. Another odd but amazingly soothing video. You are a master

  • @malicious677
    @malicious677 6 років тому +18

    WOWSA! I was not expecting the content in this video. I thought the title was referring to triggers and you literally meant "melted our actual brain" lol. Great stuff man! I am new to this entire ASMR kick but I am diggin your videos. Thanks for helping me get to sleep man and for entertaining me as I slowly drift off. Awesome job dude!

  • @stevenfournet9697
    @stevenfournet9697 4 роки тому +1

    Don’t think I’ve ever smiled and chuckled so much during a successful ASMR video that was also relaxing. This was great 👍

  • @juliarose1818
    @juliarose1818 6 років тому +8

    After getting done with another day of college classes, I definitely need a brain melt lol. This video came at the right time as always. Always love your work. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @toxickake4207
    @toxickake4207 6 років тому +2052

    One Question.
    The hell's a Brain?

    • @stonersmind4785
      @stonersmind4785 6 років тому +94

      How2Play 333 why is this fork a spoon

    • @RyRy-lb1wx
      @RyRy-lb1wx 6 років тому +23

      I'm sticking with stoners mind here

    • @stormwateruser5540
      @stormwateruser5540 6 років тому +61

      I know right? Its 2018 who the heck has a brain anymore

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 6 років тому +13

      I believe I do my friend.

    • @yourbank376
      @yourbank376 6 років тому +62

      Its 99% anxiety and 1% happiness

  • @_gibberish9236
    @_gibberish9236 4 роки тому +25

    Are we just going to ingrore the:
    'No accidents only happy mistakes'

  • @__-zf7zl
    @__-zf7zl 6 років тому +1

    tbh you're one of the only asmr youtubers I'll watch bc of how intense your videos are in terms of "brain melting".

  • @sg_277
    @sg_277 2 роки тому +2

    This is rift best video, hands down

  • @CollinsVenture
    @CollinsVenture 4 роки тому +30

    all i can see is pepto bismol coming out of my ears

  • @HCB-lb5og
    @HCB-lb5og 4 роки тому +26

    ER’s wife: honey dinner is ready
    ER: 1 minute I’m melting someone’s head through a camera I’ll be up soon

  • @superhuffpuff
    @superhuffpuff 3 роки тому +14

    ER: I'm gonna try and melt your brain
    1.2 M people: sure

  • @Debiggliture
    @Debiggliture 6 років тому +2

    Thank you for spending the time out of your day to do these videos.

  • @rizen8839
    @rizen8839 6 місяців тому +1

    I thought I was incapable of experiencing ASMR cause I never have before. I just use your videos to sleep, but the last trigger you did with the blocks went crazy.

  • @CodyWasHereASMR
    @CodyWasHereASMR 6 років тому +37

    Been watching your videos since 2012, always amazing Rift!!!

    • @pennywisethedancingclown4384
      @pennywisethedancingclown4384 6 років тому +11

      Nice, I been watching his videos since 1906. Way back before your great great great grandparents were even thought of.

    • @lit_e8285
      @lit_e8285 6 років тому +1

      First video i saw was the blackjack tutorial. Been stuck here ever since

    • @spongegobler3449
      @spongegobler3449 6 років тому +2

      Ive been watching since 410 AC

    • @collinnkingg
      @collinnkingg 6 років тому +2

      I’ve been watching this since Adam and Eve, don’t even @ me

    • @YusSuh
      @YusSuh 6 років тому +2

      @@collinnkingg @

  • @jaxregona3028
    @jaxregona3028 5 років тому +95

    normies: good evening
    me, an intellectual: good now

  • @mrspo7012
    @mrspo7012 4 роки тому +3

    his voice is so relaxing!

  • @Lisa-NewEngland
    @Lisa-NewEngland 6 років тому +1

    Out of the videos of yours I’ve watched, this is your finest thus far :)

  • @greatsoup3439
    @greatsoup3439 6 років тому +1

    After the part where he says good now has the best tingles ever. all 55 minutes and 12 seconds of it.

  • @chacaloso361
    @chacaloso361 6 років тому +8

    These are always uploaded right when I have to get up for work.

  • @TelfLad
    @TelfLad 5 років тому +3

    this guy can play any role, appearance and acting wise.

  • @smepsi6277
    @smepsi6277 5 років тому +14

    0:00 me coming in front of the class to show My group's project and I did 99% of the work

  • @jxharper5667
    @jxharper5667 6 років тому

    I'm really glad you signed this one off for playing video games to while listening, it's so underrated a combination

  • @azucenagaspar7481
    @azucenagaspar7481 4 роки тому +1

    Honestly I love his videos he makes me fall sleep sooooo fast

  • @null6754
    @null6754 6 років тому +11

    Wow. You really outdone yourself Uncle Rift. My brain is now no more...

  • @bestsoviet8536
    @bestsoviet8536 4 роки тому +14

    the man had me confused for a second when he said good now

  • @xLainik
    @xLainik 6 років тому +20

    The "literal-understanding sarcasm" is just right on this one, and really damn funny! xD
    Good video and hope we meet soon to see the results! hehe

  • @raymondbousquet5287
    @raymondbousquet5287 5 років тому

    I always seem to fall asleep to the hand movements (it's very calming as intended) please keep adding them into your videos good sir.

  • @Its_only_a_model
    @Its_only_a_model 2 роки тому +2

    It was 90° out you said you wouldn't melt my brain completely, but with the heat my brain completely melted away. It's ok though, my brain often keeps me awake so I was able to sleep very well thank you.

  • @rmsanij
    @rmsanij 6 років тому +22

    I treat ASMR too ! Your video give me so high impression. Thank you !

  • @qwertyuiop1234567180
    @qwertyuiop1234567180 5 років тому +16

    My brain stopped working the instant I heard “Good now 🙃”

  • @originalyoutubehandle7
    @originalyoutubehandle7 6 років тому +39

    Silver fox + suit = no sleep/brain melted

  • @Surreal3650
    @Surreal3650 6 років тому

    I would honestly love if you made a video just based around that manual drill. Heard it in another video and instantly became mesmerized by the sound of it and looked for your other videos with it. A sacred object, indeed.

  • @Shabriri_the_reviled
    @Shabriri_the_reviled Рік тому

    The first video I watched of ephemeral rift. I like to come back to this when I'm stressed it's by far the most tingly one of all for me maybe it's cause I'd listen to it whenever I was stressed

  • @duckfanatic
    @duckfanatic 4 роки тому +25

    "as a famous painter once said their are not accidents just happy mistakes."

  • @malthenielsen9389
    @malthenielsen9389 4 роки тому +8

    Damn I must have watched this so many times that I haven’t got any brain left.

  • @smepsi6277
    @smepsi6277 5 років тому +14

    13:44 Yes I actually can do that with my thumb

    • @snekzoneone3811
      @snekzoneone3811 4 роки тому

      Can you left or right thumb go further?

    • @smepsi6277
      @smepsi6277 4 роки тому +1

      @@snekzoneone3811 actually I just rewatched this and I can do it like in a way that my thumbs last "joint" or the point that is attached in your palm will move kinda like out from its position and come out from my palm kinda (its not as gross as it sounds)
      Then the thumb will like go in "/" this kind of position...damn it im not good at explaining

    • @snekzoneone3811
      @snekzoneone3811 4 роки тому

      @@smepsi6277 you could have just estimated the angle to make it easy.
      But good that you somehow regained your ability to do this!👍

  • @MTG9745
    @MTG9745 Рік тому +2

    Oh my god I fell asleep halfway through this it was amazing

  • @PreciousPinkCupcake
    @PreciousPinkCupcake 4 роки тому

    Besides my medicine and rest, this along with ER's other videos helps my one of many headache types so in 2020, I still say thank you.

  • @SPACECATIZZY
    @SPACECATIZZY 6 років тому +450

    R.I.P Stefan Karl Stefansson

  • @romanlorenz5829
    @romanlorenz5829 4 роки тому +6

    He: "Good now"
    Me: half of my brain is already melted

  • @devendoffing7004
    @devendoffing7004 5 років тому +10

    *does one tap* “I can already see a little bit dripping out”

  • @CrossFire141
    @CrossFire141 2 роки тому +1

    This video and this man helps keep me sane.

  • @unity__3829
    @unity__3829 3 роки тому +1

    the first video i ever watched of yours was your first rush hour puzzle video. now im here, im glad i clicked on that video

    • @unity__3829
      @unity__3829 2 роки тому

      Still here bois, we made it