Ralph Wiggum I always get the urge to cover my phone camera when I need to shit. That must be why. Take care of your FBI agents, kids. The longer you stay awake, the longer they have to stay awake!
Crescent Mage omfg, I’m exactly the same. If I’m on my phone whilst on the toilet, I cover the camera, if I’m in my bed doing confidential things then I also cover the camera, I really don’t trust it, and I’m not the kind of guy to say “the government is a lie and they’re all watching us!”
That's how it starts... You're just going about your business travelling throughout the Omniverse, then you suddenly encounter a gentleman like this, he puts you to sleep and you wake up in a padded cell at Arkham Sanitarium... Ahh memories.
What if one wanted to explore the rift lore? But the only way to study the lore is to become immune to asmr so they won't fall asleep during the long hour videos
“I SWEAR TO YOU I AM NOT A PURE BLOODED COMMUNIST” Officer at my door speaking to me: “sir we’re only hear to ask you about your recent purchases.” Me: “So what if I bought a Communist flag, communist clothing, a framed picture of daddy Stalin, and the communist manifesto.” Doesn’t mean I don’t love America!
I assume this is the agent who was at his desk pushing around an envelope and tasked with infiltrating the Sanitarium to investigate the Professor and his lovely wife Margaret? I have a feeling he will end up as another patient or even a permanent resident of Margaret's Garden. The Professor is too clever to be taken down by the man.
This is another one of those really really good ones. Been listening to ER for at least 3-4 years now, the latter 2 of which almost daily, and I am still discovering good videos left and right.
Asmr never worked for me until I found this channel. I thought it was all b.s until I fell asleep ten minutes into your master lock video. Keep it up it's great
DillondavoBMX A mishap has led me to a predicament, one where multiple predicaments will follow each other; predicaments that are futile to resist ,in fact, doing so would result in more predicaments. Ahhh...predicaments all around my predicament that is a predicament within itself, this will be a predicament to me for a very long time...predicament...
Rift's whispering in the last few videos have been amazing (not saying it usually isn't) but I've noticed it more in recent videos. Keep up the fantastic work!
My 10 most favorite things in life 1.) Heavy Metal 2.)ASMR 3.)Coffee & Tea 4.)Pizza 5.)Video Games 6.)Comic Books 7.)Movies 8.)Running 9.)UFC 10.) Rift's Videos🤘🤘🤘
I love how I don't agree with the sequel analysis of the matrix. If anyone else said this I would instantly become defensive. Ephemeral says it and I find myself nodding in agreement. He's been on for 1.30 and I'm already hypnotized. Another flawless video. Thank you so much Sir Rift. Endless love and appreciation from the U.K. P.s bring back manly ASMR!! I may be female but it's just brilliant! Thank you again xx
I've known 'the tingle' long before I could put a name to it. Usually to be found while having my hair cut or a serendipitous expression of kindness or warmth toward me. I find it harder to experience the warmth, deep calm and well being but these video's get close. To feel yourself weightless, silent, serene and hardly breathing. The curse of insomnia and anxiety seems to have corroded away my capacity to feel these things anymore?
Ah, Agent Smith. We finally meet. Normally it’s you watching me on the toilet through my phone.
Ralph Wiggum I always get the urge to cover my phone camera when I need to shit. That must be why.
Take care of your FBI agents, kids. The longer you stay awake, the longer they have to stay awake!
Crescent Mage omfg, I’m exactly the same. If I’m on my phone whilst on the toilet, I cover the camera, if I’m in my bed doing confidential things then I also cover the camera, I really don’t trust it, and I’m not the kind of guy to say “the government is a lie and they’re all watching us!”
Crescent Mage it's disguisting people use mobiles on the toilet. Just disguisting. Y don't u eat ur shit while ur at it.
Mr Goat disguisting
dog person lmao what
"youre under A REST " haha get it? No?
Hahaha!! I like this one 😂😂
Húginn yes
Stop it, find help...
VexingVelvet ITS TIME TO STOP hahaha
Delete this...
That's how it starts... You're just going about your business travelling throughout the Omniverse, then you suddenly encounter a gentleman like this, he puts you to sleep and you wake up in a padded cell at Arkham Sanitarium... Ahh memories.
"Let me show you my card"
Oh wow did he actually print a whole ID just for this vid-
"It's the seven of spades"
**violent snort**
**violenter snort**
*SNORT*
*tf2 spy snort*
Let's see Paul Allen's card
NSA = neurological sleep agency. FBI = federal bureau of insomnia
PHAZE209BEAST bureau*
Contron thanks i knew it was suspicious thanks
CIA- Center of Insomnia Analytics
My mind is blown for the rest of my life
Also I woke to being handcuffed. I was just sleeping :((
He's come here on a top secret mission to put you to sleep....
... literally
He's a member of the FBI so I'm not affrcted as I'm British and live in England
Quantum Rage
Oh trust me, he’ll find a way
*Mission Impossible theme intensifies*
General Kenobi Lego Stopmotions Official bro WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY COMMENT 😂🤦🏽♂️
Luke McGettrick I watch every E.R. video...
The only governmental agent I want watching me as I sleep.
Alister Magus yes, the only one you want, but in fact not the only one who really do. :D xD
I really wish that there weren’t FBI agents watching me. I’d rather have some privacy on this piece of technology
The matrix deleted scenes
Bruh
Logan Ruthven indeed
East. Los Angeles 2019 indeed
Dude, Hugo Weaving’s voice would put me to sleep too.
@@541landon bruh
What if one wanted to explore the rift lore? But the only way to study the lore is to become immune to asmr so they won't fall asleep during the long hour videos
Brick By Brick I learned this through watching critical role, only time I can fall asleep to asmr is when I am so tired sleep wants to bite me
Brick By Brick :o
It's a sacrifice that one would have to make for the pursuit of knowledge, like going insane from reading the necronomicon
I still haven't stayed awake through the entirety of a single video.
Raging_Dong_Tumor but the honor is too great
Hello, Agent Smith. In case you’re wondering, no I am not interested in escaping the Matrix, and no I do not know who Morpheus is.
2 ER uploads in 2 days? ho-ly jesus we gonna be well rested for the next 5 days
I love his hand movements. So relaxing 😴
Your beard is starting to make you look like Rasputin
Bryan Wan Ra ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen
Ra Ra Rasputin, Ruler Of The Sleep Machine
The hair also makes him look a bit like Niander Wallace.
Bryan Wan лоль, смешно
Bryan Wan Not that much... But there is this one french ASMRtist who REALLY looks like Rasputin...
Dad: Why is the FBI here?
Son: So I can get a good night's sleep.
Those sunglasses could literally blot out the sun they’re so dank and dark
00:00-4:37 hand motions
4:37-8:23 poker card
8:23-16:42 index card
16:42-25:39 handcuffs
25:39-29:01 light bulb
29:12-41:52 candle
46:12-51:39 salt (grinding/smashing?)
Edit:thanks for the approval and likes! 🥰
you're an incredible man, cheem seal of approval all good timestamps
And a ❤ for you
yahoo
I feel vaguely threatened but also very relaxed
Midnight Prince LEMONS
It’s the beard coupled with the sunglasses saying “I’m only here to do a job”
HeatherLoves I don't enjoy the possibly unintentional implications of this response.
Midnight Prince 😆
“and in case you don’t believe me, I’ll show you my card”
“it’s a seven of spades”
Ephemeral Smith...
The perfect crossover
Stahp
Me: *yawn* i'm getting sleepy
FBI agent: check your sub box
[ Insert comment about just waking up, but having to go back to sleep. ]
Wasesta [Sentence of agreement and empathy.]
“Aww darn I just woke up, but time to go back to sleep!” hahahahAHAHAHA
...love me
hahaaahahaa same ahahaaha
Wasesta 😆
[incert human emotion here]
This is some top-quality shit.
I think I listened to it like 3 times or so in my chair.
Pretty good nap, I'd say.
UA-cam says I watched this, but I don't remember doing so... the agent did his job, 10/10
Crap the government found me
microwave the cds and hard drives
Brad Mahoney 😆
Worse, the antivirus did
Here we go again, *insert "time to go to bed" comment because of morning upload* .
Ikr... XD
it was 11 PM in Germany...
Hitman 4k edition
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
Wanzet RedGreen right
A government agent? Thats why i'm wearing my tinfoil hat society custom made tinfoil hat...
Me in interrogation:
I'M NOT A COMMUNIST I SWEAR!
Omneshbleh I'm not a communist I'm a fascist
Connor Eaton "I swear I ain't a facist or a commie! I have all capitalist things!"
SHUT UP Блять! I know you spy сука
I am not a commie. I am a christian who has faith in the blood of christ.
“I SWEAR TO YOU I AM NOT A PURE BLOODED COMMUNIST”
Officer at my door speaking to me: “sir we’re only hear to ask you about your recent purchases.”
Me: “So what if I bought a Communist flag, communist clothing, a framed picture of daddy Stalin, and the communist manifesto.” Doesn’t mean I don’t love America!
You should make a MIB post-alien encounter examination role play
SmoothTurtle That is VERY specific
SmoothTurtle I'd totes like to see that!
Agent smith: hello
Me: Ok stop why you wearing sunglasses there's like no light in here
I bet this guy is The arch-nemesis of prof. Tinglebottom...
Or dr. Namyzarc
The one and only ASMR artist who can make me fall asleep🙏🏼
I assume this is the agent who was at his desk pushing around an envelope and tasked with infiltrating the Sanitarium to investigate the Professor and his lovely wife Margaret? I have a feeling he will end up as another patient or even a permanent resident of Margaret's Garden. The Professor is too clever to be taken down by the man.
my favorite video of him, i come back to this video every single night for the last 3-4 years
🎉
This is another one of those really really good ones. Been listening to ER for at least 3-4 years now, the latter 2 of which almost daily, and I am still discovering good videos left and right.
Asmr never worked for me until I found this channel. I thought it was all b.s until I fell asleep ten minutes into your master lock video. Keep it up it's great
I don't know how you edited the sound but this is perhaps the only video that gives me the most ASMR.
Why.... are you always this good?! At relaxing us and tingle us :,) and making us aware of the government.... *WOKE* but *asleep*
Wow 15 minutes into this I start falling asleep, every time. It’s a good one. Some great techniques. Thank you
"Im from the FBI If you dont belive me ill show you my card"
*pulls out 7 of spades*
I barely made it 2 minutes in and I'm already hypnotized with the sleep agent's overwhelmingly good taste.
Predicament is the best word in existence
DillondavoBMX
A mishap has led me to a predicament, one where multiple predicaments will follow each other; predicaments that are futile to resist ,in fact, doing so would result in more predicaments. Ahhh...predicaments all around my predicament that is a predicament within itself, this will be a predicament to me for a very long time...predicament...
Sheriff Wolf thank you for that
"Allow me to show you my card" "its 7 of spades" Im laughing in my sleep :D.
While he's deceiving me
He cuts my tingle security
Has he got control of me
I turn to him and say
nite nite ZZZZZZ
That would be a comedy gold remix XD
Maxime, you should see my remix on flopptron push it to the limit
*sunglasses at nite nite
yisss
Only you can put asmr under "comedy" and no one bats an eyelid
at 34:36 I heard a train horn and I thought, "He forgot to edit that out, how could he...oh, right, it's the 8;00 train, never mind that matter." :)
“This is real life”
“No, this is just a UA-cam video, I could never be affec-😴😴💤”
yess! just as i was going to bed. how do you asmrists get such perfect timing??
this is a blessing
When you can't get any sleep and the FBI webcam agent got yo back
Rift's whispering in the last few videos have been amazing (not saying it usually isn't) but I've noticed it more in recent videos. Keep up the fantastic work!
Feels weird that this is 3 years old
Edit: just realised that was 2018
when they run out of guns so they have to put you to sleep manually
Close to 500k ! Keep doing you rift love your videos ❤️
guess he's a true sleeper agent
Agent smith: "I'll keep this in a very safe place."
Me: He's gonna eat it, isn't he.
Agent smith: *Eats Key*
Me: I knew it!
That gulp at 25:29 cracked me up so bad.
I refuse to believe that he swallowed that key
You should do a collaboration with Dr. T
TECHNICAL
when I clicked on this video I was like
*he's gonna be agent Smith*
wOw
playing it low key... I c
but he was. just not in the way you think :D
that lightbulb naming script was brilliant
When the FBI agent assigned to you sees you up at 2 a.m through your camera...
5:06 Big Boss roleplay inc?
its 9 in the morning, paul. now i'm gonna watch this and have nothing when i go to sleep tonight!
Welp, this seems like a tense situation.
I think I'll pass out.
Hey you could make a good big boss, from the metal gear series.
7 minutes, 7 minutes is all i can spare on you with ASMR. Albert Wesker Resident Evil ASMR!
este vídeo es perfecto, poca luz, hablas despacio, lAS MANOS AYY. ME ENCANTA
Now, _this_ is a government I wouldn't overthrow.
Omg you scared the sh*t out of me with the hello in the start of the video i thought that there was someone in my room😂
My 10 most favorite things in life
1.) Heavy Metal
2.)ASMR
3.)Coffee & Tea
4.)Pizza
5.)Video Games
6.)Comic Books
7.)Movies
8.)Running
9.)UFC
10.) Rift's Videos🤘🤘🤘
Agent Amish
Dude I thought me you got effed up by that Queen Alien bruh
Getting men in black vibes with those shades 😎
Emma Dear same >.
*neuralized*
Your whisper + those matches = 💤😴💤
Gasoline smells good
Bones
this was a and now I cannot sniff gasoline
Charles MyName'sNotCharles sorry
Bones
How about you taste it ;)
Sheriff Wolf are you trying to kill him
Rubber Cement smells better
Has Tingles. Inc contacted him about their app yet...? Would love if I could hear his videos playing in the background.
“Here, I’ll show you my card...
It’s a 7 of spades.”
The sharpie cover is one of the best sounds ever
Love this one I like asmr videos when they talk like that
I’m falling asleep but I don’t want to stop watching
In case you don't believe me, lemme show you my card **pulls out playing card**
Bro was glazing his immaculate beard halfway through 😭😭😭
Never out of ideas. Always the greatest for your viewers. Never disappointed! 💕
I love the subtlety
I wonder if his name is Paul Smith? Hmmm... just a curious thought
He looks kinda fire with those glasses
A sleep agent? Sent, perhaps, by Dr. T ASMR?
That intro is gold.
this video made me start wanting a Agent 47 roleplay video that would be amazing especially if someone could match his soft, relaxing voice
The FBI agent monitoring my computer: "Oh so I'm not good enough for you? What does he have that I don't?!"
best introduction ever
This is as close as I get to making contact with my FBI Agent ;(
2:33 when I go to the end of the video and click on restart to not see the ads
This was very relaxing
I wonder how quiet it is in the rift universe
Ephemeral Rift: those are fake their just movies
Me: this is just a youtube vidio
I love how I don't agree with the sequel analysis of the matrix. If anyone else said this I would instantly become defensive. Ephemeral says it and I find myself nodding in agreement. He's been on for 1.30 and I'm already hypnotized.
Another flawless video. Thank you so much Sir Rift. Endless love and appreciation from the U.K.
P.s bring back manly ASMR!!
I may be female but it's just brilliant!
Thank you again xx
Is it weird that over the years, I’ve gotten pretty good at guessing what ER is writing down just by the sounds of the pens/markers on paper?
I've known 'the tingle' long before I could put a name to it. Usually to be found while having my hair cut or a serendipitous expression of kindness or warmth toward me. I find it harder to experience the warmth, deep calm and well being but these video's get close. To feel yourself weightless, silent, serene and hardly breathing. The curse of insomnia and anxiety seems to have corroded away my capacity to feel these things anymore?
I’ve never really paid to his subs. Honestly needs a lot lot more than 400k.
Wow, this hit all the right notes to help me relax!