Collecting Void Particles | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 10 лип 2021
- You have been sent by a mutual yet unknown benefactor (most likely Your Run of the Mill Clandestine Organization Operating from the Shadows LLC, but your guess is as good as yours) to observe (and assist, if you feel like it) the work of a highly trained professional VPC (Void Particle Collector, obviously).
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Putting John Cena pieces together
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
真的，都在一起
Me?
Is it time for another kneeling to his Chinese overlords?
These days, John Cena is easily scene, after he revealed his true nature, he in turn revealed himself.
So is this where the nothing store get‘s their stuff?
The nothing police want to know your location
They get it from the nothing planet in the nothing universe
@@kill_psyfurr but if there was a nothing universe there would be no planets, stars, anything so its not really a universe
@@kill_psyfurr you mean they get nothing from nowhere?
@@_callum__wallum_3642 no they get nothing from nowhere it's quite simple to understand
If you collect the void, the void starts collecting you.
*Vietnam flashbacks intensive*
*Rorschach Journal: July 12th, 2021*
This comment reminded me of that famous Nietzsche quote
I sence anime reference and i am not sure if i am right
@@reysiger4467 Nietzsche reference, I think: “and if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you”
I like to pretend Rift is picking the dust off of my screen.
Best comment
Good video idea
if only
*Impossible.*
Too much.
A truly cultured individual, to know of the great Dr Dmitri
"It's a great time to be a void." Please put that on a shirt
Your comment made my day. I would 🖤 to buy at least one! Have a great spacetime.
With the knight from Hollow Knight :)
That has “Welcome to Nightvale” vibes!
The Four Kings called, they want their Abyss back
terezi pyrope???
I love you
Hello fellow dark souls fan :)
Meaning you just splat on the hidden floor in the arena instead. No ring needed, you die either way 😂😂😂
Nice pfp lol
Ah yes, void particles, the primary ingredient for nothing.
an essential resource for all things nothing
@@Lewkah all nothings nothing
@Lukesh Kumar Tharmalingam exactly, so here we are collecting it
@Lukesh Kumar Tharmalingam In Nowhere of course
And a kherens brain
When he was reading the voids number my mind was getting really effected by the asmr, I think he should just read the digits of pi for awhile
same it made me tingle my ass off
Reminds me of the vsauce prime numbers thing, I took a break from the traditional ASMR and ambience for a while and slept that for a week.
Pi would make a great vid in asmr. I mean its infinite, reading 1200 numbers for a 20 min video seems easy enough lol
i would watch that
It was the way he hit those twos for me
us: is that a tweezer
him: no it looks like one but is a *void collector*
us: so it's a tweezer
no it’s a void collector
@@Mr.Soupik thats right
It do be a void collector
Void tweezer
I like to think that it's like all the different spoons that rich people use.
uncle rift, when you reach 1 million subs, i think it'd be nice to have another visiting hours at arkham sanitarium! we haven't seen some of the ASMR gang in forever.
I second this statement.
This would be awesome! I’m glad that he’s still finding inspiration in other characters and things, but a throwback video every so often with all his OG characters like this would be awesome!!
This would be nice, it’s been so long since are comrades last communication.
I'd adore that, to be honest
Hell yes
„The wifi password isn’t that hard“
The password: 2:02
“The wifi password isn't *that* long!”
The wifi password: 2:02
😂😂😂
13:28 can we appreciate this GENIUS man
That void number reads like a Minecraft seed!
Type it in and see what comes up
Try it and find out, probably the true herobrine seed
Its just dessert
Also it doesn't fit so it's split multiple times bit each one has a dessert near spawn
In bedrock edition the first portion spawns you inside a village
When me and my void girlfriend split up she said "I'm leaving you" to which I had to remind her she was technically 'never there'! Awkward.
What compelled you to write this here at this time?
If you eat void particles, would you be full or famished?
I eat an entire diet of nothing every day. This hypothesis offends me. I'm full of nothing and I am thoroughly nourished at the same time! The answer is obvious!
Famished. Void particles do not have any nutrients or anything like that. In fact, we eat void particles all the time but we are still hungry until we eat food.
@@RollerOfEyes I'm not talking about nothing! I too eat nothing but I have never eaten void particles before
You’d be full of void, of course
You get no nutrients. Not the lack of nutrients, but the nutrient that feeds your need for no.
I'm glad hes close to 1 million subs this guy deserves it most creative asmrist on UA-cam
Timestamps:
00:00 - 52:49 Rift enters a hallucinatory trance
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Hypothesis: the void particle collector is just a normal pair of tweezers that is coated with nothing to enable them to come in contact with the void.
but dont you need void particles to create nothing to create the tweezers to grab the void particles or am I overthinking this?
@@catalyst9955 but if the tweezers are made of void he cant use them we need an intermediate material made of both worlds
This implies you could coat all the pellets in a a shotgun shell with nothing and then blow a hole through nothing
@@Paper_Brain Which in turn implies it's possible to kill a Void.
so basically a normal tweezer
Out of pure curiosity and the enjoyment of counting to relax,
I found that he catches exactly 125 Void Particles.
How, did you count them all
@@karwathrex9336 I used a TXT file and every time he put something in the bottle I added a dot to the file.
He also didn't count 57th particle
I wanna see you shine meanwhile you get to that melon, Uncle E.
I’m first daddy seb 😏
@@xacfan1931 I really want him to reach 1m, really like him a lot!
what does this mean
The hell
i don’t understand seb. seb you have to explain this comment, i don’t get the joke.
the fact that he gave every instance of the same number the EXACT SAME delivery was both really relaxing & really scary. I want to be able to do that
Not gonna lie... Was kinda expecting him to say something like "pineapple emoji" when he was reading off the void number in the beginning
That’s not a number though.
@@Gravvvyyy it's also Uncle E though bud
@@Gravvvyyy the NWO has banned numbers. 🤔
And at least a few hundred ampersands
@@skitsyn8989 ah yes the infamous ampersands
I like how he can be genuinely funny in a lot of his videos and it never feels forced or out of whatever character he chooses to do. Favorite asmrtist
Backrooms wanderer asmr would be awesome
Yes that would be great
the backrooms as a concept just sounds like ER would be into it
love the kazuha pfp ! ^^
@@neyocrayo5792 thanks
THIS
Collecting void particles is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
it is tho
Fucking legend
Why do I see you everywhere?
The McChicken Man | ASMR
Hello god of Mcchickens
I just imagined Corvus just popping in all of a sudden
Bruh 😂
**pauses**
Wait... Sorry, been playing too much BO3 lately
At first when seeing thumbnail and title I pictured someone travelling into Corvus' head to collect void particles there, since the protagonist in the 'Rear Window'-video (from 3 years ago) said Corvus has an abyss under his mask
This can be a hook for another episode!!
Correct me if I'm wrong but Corvus hasn't been around since the face puncture experiment
The fact that this man stands in a room for 52 minutes picking at the air for OUR entertainment is phenomenal👍🏻
You should see him mumble into a mic in a room for 59 minutes
@@arktrooper8223 🤤
Lately I have been contemplating suicide. My life has never felt so hopeless. Then I remembered a video of yours that I watched a few years ago. I remembered how it made me feel a little less alone. My chest has been physically hurting and I haven’t had the energy to do anything I love. Your videos have kept me around a little bit longer than I expected. I’m going to try to keep my chin up and enjoy your company.
Edit: thank you all for the kind words. I'm still here and since I originally commented on this video things have improved for me. September 8th marked 1 month with my girlfriend. I'm on antidepressants now and every day feels a bit better.
Hang in there friend. I've been where you are before, and I promise it'll get better with time. You're tougher than you think you are, and I'm proud of you for continuing to hold out. I know the words of a stranger on the internet might not mean much, but I hope you know you're not alone
Honestly, I'm not sure what I can or should say here. I don't know what your situation is or how you got in it, but I do know that I struggled with depression and suicidal thoughts during my life. I understand how hard it can be to keep going, especially if you feel alone. For what it counts, I believe in you. I think you can really make it, and no matter where you are, I will. I'm not sure how much my words mean, but I want you to know that someone, somewhere, does care.
if you need someone to talk to, just ask me
@@alinatheresa702 i have been depressed before and i know how it feels but don't worry pal time is the ultimate treatment you can defeat any illness just by waiting and doing the right thing, it may not feel like it but there are a bunch of people who will help you and care for you and don't think that your situation would be beyond return, everyone will eventually get better. some people return to their normal lives even near a cliff, it is never too late so just wait it out buddy.
Ps (joke) i would say hang in there but it doesn't sound as nice and i don't think saying "hang" in there is the best thing to say to someone sad.
I don't know what I should say since I am not quite old enough to understand fully. I just do hope you will feel better.
I also like your UA-cam channel background. I have a old Volvo 245 of my own and my parents have 2 Volvo's 945s.
This sounds like the objective of a Rick and Morty 'adventure'.
Richard and Mortimer?
Dick and Mort?
Richter and Morteus's 5 minute adventure
Cock and Morti?
dick and mortocus?
at this point if rift runs out of ideas we may never notice given that he can literally make videos out of nothing 🤷♀️
I see what you did there
@@uCruz_ buddy
If he has no idea to a script he can just make a unitelegible bench video and no one would notice anything out of the ordinary
@@uCruz_ got there before i did
Alternative title, “Collecting Camouflage Micro-fabrics”
Underrated comment
Then again, camo meme has been a bit overdone
Alternative title, “Collecting John Cena Particles”
@@texanplayer7651 trust me I kno, I just couldn’t miss the opportunity
Skyrim asmr, starts with “Hey you, you’re finally awake”
hey you, you're finally awake, but you won't be for long
This is actually intresting, too see how this man creates he's own series out of ASMR. Nice experience.
Interesting, to see, his own, experience. 😉
@@omitHD Just like butter.
@@triptica29 lol
Yo BTW I ma your 69th like
@@2137EDITS lets go
this is a whole different experience whilst high as balls
@@josephjoestar953 I think he must have fell
💀
19:53 that lil smile unintentionally (or not?) made me happier.
Okay, the bit with "I'll be doing this for the next..." (checks watch that isn't there) "...now" got a chuckle out of me
Don't get me wrong, all of your ASMR videos that I've seen, make me laugh at some point, or at least make me smile. It's just that today was kinda shitty for me and hearing you say that made it all better
I hope you have a better day :) I too watch uncle e to cheer myself up
@13:40
2:01 He starts sounding like a numbers station, like those used during the Cold War. You can find several compiled in _The Conet Project,_ although those sound more scary than they sound relaxing lol.
we had to look into the abyss so it could manifest itself to look back and be collected.
after all observing an experiment changes its outcome :)
i like to iamgine that the voids are in fact physical beings that just are operating on another dimension scale (like 4d or more), so what appears to us as emptiness is just either the inside or the surface of the void, whom is doing their daily things on a dimensional scale
Reading the title I can tell it’ll be a good one
2:01
The amount of tabs on *my mom's phone*
You're literally the only asmr UA-camr that I'll listen to. I don't know how you keep coming up with so many ideas but keep it up! You've helped my sleep and anxiety so much
Aaaahhh yes, nothing like help someone anxiety 😌
ER found a new way to grind the solstice armor i see
I am so glad to see another D2 player enjoy ER 😂
He lists off the name of the void between 2:02 and 4:25 and the void number is:
800217104363422020215555559555995958714926300444422222202229229911111111111111111144443
Or Winifred Beatrice Ollenberger for short
That’s also 87 place values, meaning that this number is in the octovigintillions.
The most common number is 1, appearing 22 times. The numbers 8, 7, and 6 are the least common, each occurring only twice.
Have I missed anything?
Why doesnt this have more likes?
There's thicker paper on the clipboard. The notes sounds so soft now
I've noticed! I'm not the biggest fan of writing sounds asmr, I like them but not my favs for sure, however TODAY just awesome.
Uncle E. never stop making these adorable worlds and interesting stories to relax to. The way you make sure the viewer knows it's okay to fall asleep in most vids is rlly cute. keep it up.
The moment when you get distressed by the sluggish and monotonous rhythm of his voice while reading those numbers but you suddenly recall that you are in ASMR world and there is no rush at all✨🤝
This is going to make me sound like such a nerd, but because I have way too much time on my hands, I counted the numbers he said at the start of the video, which if we go by the theory that the number means which void we are on, then apparently there are at least 800 septenvigintillion voids in this world. Just so you know, that's 8, followed by 86 zeros, or 800,217,104,363,422,020,215,555,559,555,995,958,714,926,300,444,422,222,202,229,229,911,111,111,111,111,111,144,443. We can take the average size of 1 void, which is around 30 to 300 million light years (according to google), then, if we take the conservative number of 30 million light years, and multiply it by 800 septenvigintillion, we get about 240 trigintillion. A number that is followed by 94 zeros, or 240,065,130,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. To put that into context that is 51 novemvigintillion times the size of the known universe, a number that is followed by 91 zeros, or 51,618,029,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times the size of the known universe. And that's if we take the smallest possible size of a void. If we take the largest possible size of a void (being 300 million light years) then it would be 10 times larger, at 51 trigintillion times the size of the known universe, a number that is followed by 94 zeros, or, 51,618,029,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times the size of the known universe. So if we take all this into account, we know that "many voids" means either 51 novemvigintillion times the size of the known universe, or 51 trigintillion times the size of the known universe. And that's just "at least". Because there could very well be more voids after this one since he didn't say that this was the latest one or the last one. Now like I said at the beginning, this is only calculated as if the number of the void states which void in the world it is, I could very well be completely wrong and it could just be like a barcode system, but if my theory is correct, that the number of the void actually does mean that it states which void it is in the world, then we are very very very VERY… fucked.
Also, sorry if this got really long, I spent waaaay too much time on this.
This is definetly the best birthday present I received today, thank you Rift!
Happy birthday
(He isn't actually gunna give you any void particles)
Happy birthday
Happy cake d- oh we're not on reddit i mean Happy birthday!
happy birthday
*”Do you have that same number in your notes?”*
Not sure. You mind reading through it again?
Uncle Rift's voice is so soothing. Thx for all that relaxation you bring to all of us.
10:02 is where it's at for me. I wished there was a video of this kind of sound for hours.
Oh damn this comment is fresh, have a good night
OMG HE'S ABOUT TO REACH THE MILLION. Last time I watched one of your videos you were stuck at 700,000. Keep up the awesome work man, we absolutely love it.
You know what people say: "When you look into the abyss, the abyss gets collected by Rift."
A great way to to do a specific trigger while still doing your roleplays, I love it
I remember subscribing back when you was averaging 1k views and now your close to a million subscribers, I’m truly honored to have been at your side since the beginning, never stop making videos, you’re creatively simply put knows no bounds. Love ya uncle E. Thanks for helping cure my insomnia over the years😌
"You stare into the void, and the void stares back... Certainty becomes uncertainty, the proverbial coin flips, und...."
hellsing ultimate abridged?
@@Corsaka yup
You like metal and cthulhu right? Well if so you should listen to "Crawling chaos" by "Bow Down"
What's your pfp?
Weeb
@@maurichrisramirez1918 probably but eh
Isnt crawling chaos supposed to be nyarlhototep
Well let's hope he isn't one because things could go very bad
i love the vast universe in this beautiful channel. good job man :)
You without a doubt hold the number 1 spot in my "top favorite asmr channels of all time" list! I've been watching for yearsss now and have genuinely never gotten bored. Your videos have helped me so damn much, I just really needed to thank you. Having dealt with severe insomnia my whole life, and I can honestly say that your videos are a massive, massive reason I was able to stop taking the laundry list of sleeping medication I'd been on for many years. Your channel is absolutely incredible and so are you, you make completely unique content in your style, and that's why I love it! It feels so comforting and like a genuine experience every time :) Having become obsessed at an early age with HP Lovecraft, I have a particular soft spot for all of the INCREDIBLE videos you've done within that style and mythos, the costumes and props are always perfect and I have no idea how you are able to come up with so many creative takes on concepts, without any feeling repetitive.
I am so happy you finally reached the million subs you've deserved for such a long time, and every chance I get, I always point friends your way :) So it's a lovely feeling that I've been able to share my appreciation and love for your channel by sharing it with others, and them with other friends, and so on. Thank you for all of the incredible work you do and all of the time you put into all of your videos. I know I would still be hooked on all of the sleeping meds I had to take just to fall asleep for maybe 2 hours a night if I hadn't come across your videos when I did :)
New drinking game. Take a shot every time he says “Void” . Gods speed my friends.
more like take a shot every time he says a number
I wish I had my own void, but the market is murder right now. I'll probably wait for the next stock crash.
I'm set for life, my bank account is filled to the brim of void
It was 2 years ago when your channel first introduced me to ASMR. Thank you for making such amazing content!
The lore in your videos is so darn cool 😎👍🏼 Keep it up, my man!
ER, you are the GOAT of male asmr. So comforting and relaxed, and making QUALITY videos.
(Edit) its 4:45am please help
"I'll be doing this for the next..." * pulls back sleeve to reveal watchless wrist * "...Now."
That was funnier than it had any right being.
The lid sounds from the small container was heavenly
Pov:
Dr W.D Gaster sorting out the void particles atom by atom to cure his bordness
AN UNDERTALE REFERENCE
i completely forgot about Gaster lmao
@@jolyne6012 lmfao
If you collect enough Void particles, you can make a Nova Bomb super (Warlock required)
I thought you were gonna say eldrich blast....I'm disappointed
*...Guardian? Eyes up Guardian!*
i hv never seen an asmr creator more creative thn you, absolutely amazing
this man's humour and creativitiy never cease to amaze me
After this video I need an hour-long video of ER just saying numbers lol
THE NUMBERS MASON
@@isparkys9604 WHAT DO THEY MEAN
Nobody:
Hollow Knight Fans:
*Incoherent, Loud, Screaming*
I genuinely believe that the PK was a good person. He just got desperate
Ephemeral Rift: Let’s just confirm that you are in the right void. Are you supposed to be at void number 800217104363422020215555559555995958714926300444422222202229229911111111111111111144443?
Me (confused): Sure. It’s close enough.
I woke up suddenly feeling disoriented, anxious and just wrong in general and couldn't go back to sleep even though I was tired. This helped me go back to sleep real quick. As always, Thank you Uncle E, youre awesome!
With this video a thought came to me: If you have empty space and you ask what's in that space, the answer would probably be "nothing". Yet the answer may be correct, it can also be false. Because having "nothing" is still having something: "nothing". So in reality "the true nothing" is imposible to picture, imagine or even question it's existence throughout time. Because, if it existed, doesn't that contradict the meaning of "nothing" itself, by returning to the previous statement by being something? Quite the paradox. I know it plays with the concept itself yet I found it interesting. Because we could maybe discuss the origin of the universe or death itself...
Even darkness is something. Space (something) is expanding into nothingness getting bigger every dau
You uploaded this just in time. My elytra broke and I was about to fall and die in the void but now I’m just falling forever
Those cuts mid-sentence & some even mid-word are pretty amazing, wouldn't be able to tell without watching.
I usually watch your videos without headphones. idk what it is about the void, but it made the tingles super potent with headphones.
Day 12 of asking for a grey beards Skyrim role play
Use the asmr voice
This man looks like the Cologne he wears is called knitted sweaters on the beach
had a terrible headache and insomnia, this was the only video creative enough to distract me but also soothe me to sleep. Your content saves lives! Proud patreon supporter
Ive missed your good and true ASMR videos 😩😩 thank you for this
Sometimes I think the Sanitarium actively assigns abitrarily high designations to things just so it sounds older and more prestigious than it really is, even considering how old and space-warped it already actually is
Those repetitive numbers show why Rift is still the King of ASMR today...Chills.
That particle storage device gave me mad tingles!!!
Take the million ER! Congratulations Best Chanel un the world ❤️
Ah, another traveler... what a rare and wonderful find. Yes, quite uncommon. You're traversing through... The Void. Have you been here long? Yeah? Well, I've been here longer than I can remember. Hm, now, nothing makes sense here, in The Void. In The Void, everything and anything belongs here. And yet, is also misplaced. Like you. Like me. Like... whatever that is. Anyway, you seem lost. Do you know where you're going? Do you know where you've been? It's hard to tell here, in The Void. I've lost my sense of direction a long time ago. Maybe a few minutes... hmm... hard to tell when you're here... in The Void. But it's nice to have some company.
Next episode collecting your atoms with Dr.plague 🕴
What an vulgar way of expressing joyous disappointment with a mix of IT!!!
Your best work! so perfect to listen to
this video is so weirdly soothing
He's so close to 1M, I've been waiting almost a decade for this.
Says the one that’s channel is only 5 years old
Love the clipboard !!!
Hi, would you happen to be interested in a free insulting spree on your comment?
If its the case go and meet me by the tree you know which one I’m referring two…
If not he will have some dinner.
Happy agony good sir or mrs.
Why is this so tingly? I love it
Yo man I needed this I was feeling Uber sad and your videos make me feel better
The the fact this man has never put an ad in his videos is just amazing
The numbers Mason! What do they mean?!?
You are one of the consistent asmr creator 👍
Congrats on 1 mil
This is going to be a great one! Perfect timing for bedtime! 😀