To be a little bit fair, that glare wouldn't have been there if the person playing the demo hadn't had the flashlight on though. You can see clearly through the demo that whoever is playing is using a flashlight and forgets to turn it of when there's light.
Nah, I'm a Star Citizen supporter and even I am completely honest enough to know that Chris, the team, and everyone who has ever given money have to take this video on the chin. It's pretty much true. This is "GAME" of Thrones Donation Edition. You Develop or you Die. If you can't get a chuckle out of this then you've forgotten it's just a video game.
Duuuude! I'm in tears. Such a good roast. But, I will say, I invested in it because it wasn't going to be a copy paste game. Even if it fails, which I don't think it will, I'll not regret throwing some money at SC and SQ42. But, man... That was some accurate satire.
When I gave 30 euros back in 2013 I could easily afford to lose the money to possibly get the game of my dreams. I've since spent more money and still don't have the completed game of my dreams but I don't regret a single penny spent. As it stands right now I've had the value out of my investment ten times over. I love the game/project and I love to laugh about it too. Awesome video! 😂😂
@imjohnfreeman It can't go on forever, not releasing. Especially SQ42. They are making progress, but it's painfully slow. I recently loaded up X-Wing alliance up with the Upgrade project mod, and I'm loving it. But, I am missing the controls of Star Citizen in it. Just things like being able to move horizontally and vertically make a big difference in controlling the craft. If SQ42 has the complex and diverse missions of the Xwing series, but in the engine SC has now, it would be a hit. Provided it was stable.
When the joke it "the game will never come out" what have i been playing the last 5 years then? everything i dreamed of doing as a child. i'm still a child a child of god. when you held the line so your retirement and afterlife is fun.
I knew you'd love it, haha! It was indeed a masterpiece, and some people are getting way too serious about it. We had a great Citizen Con, and I feel like this is the perfect moment for that kind of funny thing because if it came out a month before, we'd probably still be salty about the lack of progress on Star Citizen and it would have hit the nail on the head but in a much more depressing way.
I actually came to this realization. The game will potentially never full release because what they are constantly selling is the HOPE that one day the game will be perfect enough to be released. And it's just not possible. It can constantly be added onto, improved, and reworked infinitely. But, if they full released it, that's it. That's the game any anything else is an addon. Whereas, if it stays in alpha, you can keep investing in the vision and not feel cheated. They're maters of selling hopium. It's genious really.
Depends on what you consider a "full release" They're for sure going to be working on this game until the money dries up, no doubt about it, but there's no way they'll keep the alpha label forever if the money doesn't dry up any time soon. Like any other MMO they'll be selling a live service. Never complete, but also not unfinished.
Also a backer since you could back.. this video is a masterpiece. Hits every nail on every head.... Still I hold the line. All those complainers will soon be back. Like the fair weather fans they are 😂
What makes it so funny is that, it's mostly true 😆 BUT, I blame the gaming industry for lacking the balls to create the ultimate game, holding back innovation. and ofc all their shit releases aka Cyberjunk and Lackfield. I support CR's dream, the vision is REAL! So just forget about all the lackluster games up until now, THIS IS IT! Hold the line!
Cyberpunk is great now, worth a try, refund through GoG if you hate it. Actually a dope ass game, killer visuals, fun ass gameplay, and mostly good dialogue. Starfield on the other hand... Yeah. 10 years in a tenured studio and we got a dated loading screen simulator. Star Citizen is doing amazing by comparison.
I'm patient and have NEVER complained about how long it's taking. So many players can't grasp what it takes to make a game with EVERYTHING in it. They give examples of other games that were made in less time and money, but are missing many features that other games have. Then another game comes along with new features, but lacks so many others. Star Citizen will be everything. That everything, takes so much longer to accomplish. Star Citizen is not, never was and never will be a SCAM. To those STILL saying this, we all pity you and we also know, you will change your tune when it's "finished". My account was created 11/27/2013. I held the line! o7
Always wanted to know how it felt like to burn your money or to throw it out of the window? Fear not, because now you can simulate it, thanks to Chris Roberts. Always asked yourself, how it would be to pay for having the opportunity to work? Here again, Star Citizen brings you the first test case environment that you have to pay for. Always wanted to learn how to read the time while waiting that the JPG you bought, would transform into gameplay? One adres .. SC. Always wanted to learn to count like a true space mathematician? 1 + 1 + 1 type of missions = 111 opportunities Not happy about loading screens? Bouhouuu Starfield. Now you can go from one star system to the other, by logging out and logging back in onto another server. Revolutionary !! Ever wanted to feel how your special you that spent 15.000 on a game could have the same privileges then someone who spent 10 dollars a month? Wonder no longer. Want to evade taxes like a champ? Star Citizen is the perfect place to dump all your well earned cash and one day, when the game is almost ready and you'll be on your death bed, you can pass all that money to your kids just by sharing your account. Tired of beeing lied to and manipulated in your relationship? Mix things up by having the same feeling behind your keyboard. Te future is bright, the future is now. Well, maybe. Soon. Hold that line boy .. hold it a bit longer.
Because we can never count on what Roberts says, I am starting to believe its a con... And apparently one of the things he wants is the slowest flight model possible. Getting slower in 3.24.2
Was really good made but I m bored of this kind of humour... I ride this train since 12 years and saw so much bad faith stuff that has manifestet in honest peoples brains... it is annoying and heartbreaking.
Hilarious and well deserved but obviously not true. The game will come out and I know that we are closer than ever. I'm not so jaded that I can't see the writing on the wall, but I also knew and honest conference was coming for this game. It was well deserved for starfield and Diablo 4 before the one for star citizen. They earned this, but hopefully will deliver a better game than those two pieces of absolute mediocrity.
man-babies who don't understand how hard it's to actually make software and even more, games of this caliber... EVERYWHERE. Go play other stuff and you can show up when is ready.
funny video but ngl I don't even want a new wing commander. As someone who backed in 2020 I want this game, the most ambitious space game ever made. If Chris had cut his vision short and packaged the game we would have had starfield. Completely underwhelming and forgettable game that no one will talk about in 2 years. Props to Chris and CIG for sticking to his vision no matter how long it takes.
I was there in the old days... The original pitch was surprisingly similar to how starfield did it actually... Cutscene transitions from space to ground, limited landing zones...
He hasn't though - this is not the vision he talked about back in 2013-2014 at the early SC events. He has modified it and expanded it far too many times due to constant "I want"'s from backers (especially the PvP crowd).
You know what's funny? I think this way WAY less hard on SC than it was on any of the other games Unscriped did honest-con for. I was expecting much more of a roast.
The only complaint I have is equating Star Citizen with Crypto when Star Citizen is actually the proof that Crypto never did anything special and was always unnecessary.
I speny like 500 on it. the mostt i ever even considered on a game this disasterous but they always have thes news briefs.. ' we did this. we did that' nobodty cares, finish the flipping game already..
While it was disrespectful, it nailed the emotions of many in the community. I didn't care for the blatant disrespect, but I understand that this does actually and accurately represent the feelings of many, and that is what makes it worthy of being called a masterpiece.
@@CrimsonWolf69 And they are inventing new technology that has never existed before. That takes longer than developing a game that has all the tools already.
@@KalijahAnderson Look; we are not enemies. We both love Star Citizen. I backed it when it had just come out as an idea. I have 'lifetime insurance' on a couple ships and I didn't even spend much money. I have gotten a tertiary education, change careers twice, and have 6 children since Star Citizen was a kickstarter. Any rational person with even a semblance of healthy cynicism has to realize that there is no reason to release a game when you're making money already, worse than that, possibly more money than if you did release it. I appreciate the statement about new tech, etc. But so do other games. I appreciate not releasing a game until it is finished (see: Cyberpunk) but at a certain point you have to realize there is no motivation to actually have an official release any time soon. It's just a basic calculation of financial motivations. If people stop giving them money - the game will come out FASTER. If you do not share this opinion then SC has become more than just a game to you - it has become nearly an object of worship because of the degree of faith required.
@@CrimsonWolf69 I'm not attacking you. Just writing down my opinion on the details for others that are reading this. I cut them a break because of what they took on as a project.
I got banned also for cracking a joke about girl NPCs not being real enough post. I literally just said yeah they haven't made me a sandwich yet.. thats all I said....couple day ban lmao!!!
Chris Roberts has 'Chris isn't always on time.'
And Todd Howard has 'It just works.'
Todd is the "Sweet little lies" song
"to have glare on every glass surface"
Nailed it.
Hilariously, they actually addressed this in the latest EPTU patch....in New Babbage.
To be a little bit fair, that glare wouldn't have been there if the person playing the demo hadn't had the flashlight on though. You can see clearly through the demo that whoever is playing is using a flashlight and forgets to turn it of when there's light.
This was fucking glorious lol.
ludicrous maybe?
quick! ludicrous SPEED!!@@noideas439
They need to show this at next year's CitizenCon🤣
I laughed so loud at the "Chris isn't always on time" -line that I woke up my wife. Thanks for the laughs.
Nah, I'm a Star Citizen supporter and even I am completely honest enough to know that Chris, the team, and everyone who has ever given money have to take this video on the chin. It's pretty much true. This is "GAME" of Thrones Donation Edition. You Develop or you Die. If you can't get a chuckle out of this then you've forgotten it's just a video game.
You should see the starfield one. Funniest one imo 😂
Backer since 2015 and this is so funny cause its true. LMFAO Still gonna keep playing and cursing. Ultimately we only have ourselves to blame 😄
Duuuude! I'm in tears. Such a good roast. But, I will say, I invested in it because it wasn't going to be a copy paste game. Even if it fails, which I don't think it will, I'll not regret throwing some money at SC and SQ42. But, man... That was some accurate satire.
When I gave 30 euros back in 2013 I could easily afford to lose the money to possibly get the game of my dreams. I've since spent more money and still don't have the completed game of my dreams but I don't regret a single penny spent. As it stands right now I've had the value out of my investment ten times over. I love the game/project and I love to laugh about it too. Awesome video! 😂😂
Can't fail if it never releases
@imjohnfreeman It can't go on forever, not releasing. Especially SQ42. They are making progress, but it's painfully slow.
I recently loaded up X-Wing alliance up with the Upgrade project mod, and I'm loving it. But, I am missing the controls of Star Citizen in it. Just things like being able to move horizontally and vertically make a big difference in controlling the craft. If SQ42 has the complex and diverse missions of the Xwing series, but in the engine SC has now, it would be a hit. Provided it was stable.
When the joke it "the game will never come out"
what have i been playing the last 5 years then?
everything i dreamed of doing as a child.
i'm still a child a child of god.
when you held the line so your retirement and afterlife is fun.
Something that 95% of ppl that backed the game and 99% of the MMO audience doesnt consider to be worth playing.
An early access, in-alpha development project, thanks for testing!
You've been playing a pre alpha, constantly evolving test. Otherwise known as a "psyop"
"Chris isn't always on time" 🤣🤣🤣😭💀
“And I can only imagine that people took that way too seriously.” 😂😂😂
"Waiting for the game has become a way of life."
Greatest Star Citizen video EVER! God I love this game (and it's community!)
OMFG that voice thing is fkin scary
The real and only CitCon vid that needs to be seen. A must see vid as good as South Park Panderverse.
I knew you'd love it, haha! It was indeed a masterpiece, and some people are getting way too serious about it.
We had a great Citizen Con, and I feel like this is the perfect moment for that kind of funny thing because if it came out a month before, we'd probably still be salty about the lack of progress on Star Citizen and it would have hit the nail on the head but in a much more depressing way.
This ^
a 100%
The YT documentary about all this will slap as the youths say...
Thank you.... This made my Day! 🤣 Ohh and good morning... it is 6:30 AM it the Morning here in Austria (Österreich).
Bro when the ship exploded when it tried to launch out of the hangarbay lmaooo
This should be played at the top of the (60sec) disclaimer at the log in screen. 😂. Marvelously
The flying potato 🥔 xD
The song at the end was way too good than it had any right of being xD
I actually came to this realization. The game will potentially never full release because what they are constantly selling is the HOPE that one day the game will be perfect enough to be released. And it's just not possible. It can constantly be added onto, improved, and reworked infinitely. But, if they full released it, that's it. That's the game any anything else is an addon. Whereas, if it stays in alpha, you can keep investing in the vision and not feel cheated. They're maters of selling hopium. It's genious really.
Depends on what you consider a "full release"
They're for sure going to be working on this game until the money dries up, no doubt about it, but there's no way they'll keep the alpha label forever if the money doesn't dry up any time soon. Like any other MMO they'll be selling a live service. Never complete, but also not unfinished.
@@realmarsastro not unfinished is finished
Hilariously true, great satire, still a positive backer
Fucking on the money Wahahahaha. . We all felt the pain but oh did we fucking laugh about it here :D
It has taken 3 weeks to go back to our regular schedule
I really enjoyed it, excellent Satire :D
its High key hate tbh...not reasonable take wise
@@Dshak347 no it's not.
@@Dshak347 hardly dude, look at the other projects that got the same treatment, it's almost a badge of honour :)
First I pulled a muscle and then a little pee came out. Man I laughed hard.
Also a backer since you could back.. this video is a masterpiece. Hits every nail on every head....
Still I hold the line.
All those complainers will soon be back. Like the fair weather fans they are 😂
holy fuck this is the best video ive seen this year.
10/10 would watch again, fucking hilarious.
star senior citizen: the biggest ongoing scam in all of gaming history!
Absolute perfection
LOL this was a masterpiece! Hopefully we get alot more quality trolling like this before the game comes out and shuts them all down.
It's true, until it isn't lol
What makes it so funny is that, it's mostly true 😆
BUT, I blame the gaming industry for lacking the balls to create the ultimate game, holding back innovation. and ofc all their shit releases aka Cyberjunk and Lackfield.
I support CR's dream, the vision is REAL! So just forget about all the lackluster games up until now, THIS IS IT!
Hold the line!
Cyberpunk is great now, worth a try, refund through GoG if you hate it. Actually a dope ass game, killer visuals, fun ass gameplay, and mostly good dialogue.
Starfield on the other hand... Yeah. 10 years in a tenured studio and we got a dated loading screen simulator. Star Citizen is doing amazing by comparison.
>> all their shit releases aka Cyberjunk
lol
>> I support CR's dream
I doubt even Hollywood is corrupt enough to let him back in.
NGL I think we need a real cover of Hold the line!
This is the best SC video I’ve ever seen.
Actually, now that SQ42 is feature completed. This IS funny.
No words, no words.
this video was absolutely amazing!
How about reaction to "Full Star Atlas Keynote at Solana Breakpoint 2023" ?
Gold man....Star Citizen Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Phew, that was hilarious. 😂
just great, thank you for sharing ^^
"I want to have a glare on every glass surface!" - Chris Roberts, probably.
Rockstar with GTA6 rn:
I'm patient and have NEVER complained about how long it's taking. So many players can't grasp what it takes to make a game with EVERYTHING in it. They give examples of other games that were made in less time and money, but are missing many features that other games have. Then another game comes along with new features, but lacks so many others.
Star Citizen will be everything. That everything, takes so much longer to accomplish. Star Citizen is not, never was and never will be a SCAM. To those STILL saying this, we all pity you and we also know, you will change your tune when it's "finished".
My account was created 11/27/2013.
I held the line!
o7
Always wanted to know how it felt like to burn your money or to throw it out of the window? Fear not, because now you can simulate it, thanks to Chris Roberts.
Always asked yourself, how it would be to pay for having the opportunity to work? Here again, Star Citizen brings you the first test case environment that you have to pay for.
Always wanted to learn how to read the time while waiting that the JPG you bought, would transform into gameplay? One adres .. SC.
Always wanted to learn to count like a true space mathematician? 1 + 1 + 1 type of missions = 111 opportunities
Not happy about loading screens? Bouhouuu Starfield. Now you can go from one star system to the other, by logging out and logging back in onto another server. Revolutionary !!
Ever wanted to feel how your special you that spent 15.000 on a game could have the same privileges then someone who spent 10 dollars a month? Wonder no longer.
Want to evade taxes like a champ? Star Citizen is the perfect place to dump all your well earned cash and one day, when the game is almost ready and you'll be on your death bed, you can pass all that money to your kids just by sharing your account.
Tired of beeing lied to and manipulated in your relationship? Mix things up by having the same feeling behind your keyboard.
Te future is bright, the future is now. Well, maybe. Soon. Hold that line boy .. hold it a bit longer.
Damn that was funny! More!
When i saw this firs time, i thought it was for real. lol
Very tight!
yeah dont post it on spectrum!
Because we can never count on what Roberts says, I am starting to believe its a con... And apparently one of the things he wants is the slowest flight model possible. Getting slower in 3.24.2
A vid about TRUTHS this is rare :D
Was really good made but I m bored of this kind of humour... I ride this train since 12 years and saw so much bad faith stuff that has manifestet in honest peoples brains... it is annoying and heartbreaking.
This will sell more subs that the game itself; bravo :D
Hilarious and well deserved but obviously not true. The game will come out and I know that we are closer than ever. I'm not so jaded that I can't see the writing on the wall, but I also knew and honest conference was coming for this game. It was well deserved for starfield and Diablo 4 before the one for star citizen. They earned this, but hopefully will deliver a better game than those two pieces of absolute mediocrity.
Pretty sure it's a joke m8 😂
It totally will come out! We just need 30 more years of meeting funding goals! Hold the line! Open your wallets!
Fuggin dying through the whole thing😂
man-babies who don't understand how hard it's to actually make software and even more, games of this caliber... EVERYWHERE. Go play other stuff and you can show up when is ready.
I can't get a single friend from Rust to play SC next weeks freeplay
You held the bag
This one was so good.
A great one!
That is gold!
Wow that's so crazy
Excellent
People took it way to seriously
More like, people didn't took it seriously enough...
Is the cult of the Lamp still a thing??
funny video but ngl I don't even want a new wing commander. As someone who backed in 2020 I want this game, the most ambitious space game ever made. If Chris had cut his vision short and packaged the game we would have had starfield. Completely underwhelming and forgettable game that no one will talk about in 2 years. Props to Chris and CIG for sticking to his vision no matter how long it takes.
Exactly this.
I was there in the old days...
The original pitch was surprisingly similar to how starfield did it actually...
Cutscene transitions from space to ground, limited landing zones...
@@TaranTatsuuchi yup. I still remember when they surprised us with seamless.
He hasn't though - this is not the vision he talked about back in 2013-2014 at the early SC events.
He has modified it and expanded it far too many times due to constant "I want"'s from backers (especially the PvP crowd).
@@Gazbeard only because he realized tech would allow this. Before he prolly thought no esy
It's kind of ironic, he's making fun of his own failures and, yet, people stands up and applaud him.
I'm literally in this video and i don't like it
You know what's funny? I think this way WAY less hard on SC than it was on any of the other games Unscriped did honest-con for. I was expecting much more of a roast.
Yeah I was expecting more of a roast, too, but it actually basically justified WHY it's taking so long and WHY people keep dumping money into it.
"The vision" @@Billy-bc8pk
>> I was expecting much more of a roast.
Gaslighting works, everyone.
LMFAO SOME PLATINUM SHIT RIGHT THERE!
The only complaint I have is equating Star Citizen with Crypto when Star Citizen is actually the proof that Crypto never did anything special and was always unnecessary.
Amazing
I speny like 500 on it. the mostt i ever even considered on a game this disasterous but they always have thes news briefs.. ' we did this. we did that' nobodty cares, finish the flipping game already..
This comments section reminds me of Idiocracy, specifically when Frito Pendejo is cheering the cops shooting up his car.
While it was disrespectful, it nailed the emotions of many in the community.
I didn't care for the blatant disrespect, but I understand that this does actually and accurately represent the feelings of many, and that is what makes it worthy of being called a masterpiece.
And I've been backing since 2013.
Your 'disrespectful' is any reasonable person's valid criticism. It's been almost 14 years man.
@@CrimsonWolf69 And they are inventing new technology that has never existed before. That takes longer than developing a game that has all the tools already.
@@KalijahAnderson
Look; we are not enemies. We both love Star Citizen. I backed it when it had just come out as an idea. I have 'lifetime insurance' on a couple ships and I didn't even spend much money. I have gotten a tertiary education, change careers twice, and have 6 children since Star Citizen was a kickstarter.
Any rational person with even a semblance of healthy cynicism has to realize that there is no reason to release a game when you're making money already, worse than that, possibly more money than if you did release it.
I appreciate the statement about new tech, etc. But so do other games. I appreciate not releasing a game until it is finished (see: Cyberpunk) but at a certain point you have to realize there is no motivation to actually have an official release any time soon. It's just a basic calculation of financial motivations.
If people stop giving them money - the game will come out FASTER.
If you do not share this opinion then SC has become more than just a game to you - it has become nearly an object of worship because of the degree of faith required.
@@CrimsonWolf69 I'm not attacking you. Just writing down my opinion on the details for others that are reading this. I cut them a break because of what they took on as a project.
So good
this is hilarious woaaa
YOOO THATS TRUTH!
Shit I need to buy a new ship
that was amazing lol
SC came away much better than Starfield, approved game 😂
Hilarious.
Remember the soda cult from Rescue Rangers? Yah. That's what the SC comunity feels like.
i cant stop watching this and laughing
Its a great parody of the games development for sure! it was very well done! and yes funny..😁
Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh 🤣🤣🤣
I’d love to post it on Spectrum but I’m already on a 7-day ban...not quite sure for what! (Probably sharing stuff like this…)
I got banned also for cracking a joke about girl NPCs not being real enough post. I literally just said yeah they haven't made me a sandwich yet.. thats all I said....couple day ban lmao!!!
spectrum is chris roberts judicial ego trip
Epic
Give me more😂
Funny but true, can’t wait for my Persy. I think it will come out when I retire in 25 yrs
Then you can join the nursing home squadron 🎉
I dunno, does anybody else feel like this just comes off as Salt in the Wound?? (Like, yeah, Captain Obvious, this sucks)
biggest digital scam of the century
Top kino
This is the true IAE trailer
Yep, the only one that really matters, because if it’s not on your computer, it’s not on your computer.
Jesus Christ this was fucking amazing
Made my day!