This sh*t did not Age Well
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- today i looked at things that didn't age well. this stuff aged like milk, blinx the cat did not age well considering you have no idea who that is. kind of like the world will feel about you even just a few decades after yout death. everything youve worked for on this earth will become dust that future civilizations will walk on top of as if you had never existed. but in truth, your influence doesnt stop when people stop knowing your name. in some small way you are responsible for the exact way the world is, and in many ways the future may not happen the same without everything you had done and those had come before you. live well
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These memes aged about as good as my parents marriage.
same 😢
@You're welcome 18 Second old comment
Damn 61 likes in 9 mins?!?!??!?!?!(!?!(!(!((!!(!?!!??!?!?!!?
Edit: 84 IN FUCKIN 11?!?!?!
@You're welcome Hol up the bot responded
@Not gonna lie I haven't clicked the link but I hope it's a rick roll
Fun fact: during his trial, the defense argued that OJ wasn't strong enough to commit the murder he was accused of. The prosecution then proceeded to show the fitness tape he had filmed around 2 weeks before the murder to the court.
Well that's kinda stupid, they were stabbed. If the weapon was sharp enough you don't need to use that much strength at all, just aim properly
@@billcipher8645 so
@@billcipher8645 I think the point (from what I remember) of arguing that was because he wouldn't have been strong enough to move the body. Which is a stupid argument in itself, but it doesn't seem their wasn't a lot for the defense team to work with lol.
@@billcipher8645
I guess you never heard that her head was like, barely even attached to her body, which is not a tactile slit of the throat. That is hacking and whacking and smacking.
@@JeremyFinch42 i do not like having that image in my head
I feel like the only reason Kwite and his fans love laughing at other people suffering is because they themselves are suffering.
@You're welcome Bot activity
As a suffering Kwite viewer, I agree.
Bro called me out
I mean... you're not wrong.
Ho did you know!?
“When was the last time you heard of someone actively using tumblr” yes, YES! Make them believe we are dead. We don’t want any new people here
"we"?? what are you talkimg about shut up no one is using tumblr. anyone reading this dont make an account.
Who is we haha noooo babe don't make an account in Tumblr it's dead haha
y not
@@kkngd391 Whenever a social media becomes mainstream, bad things happen to it, and Tumblr had one of the worst runs when it was mainstream, nobody here wants that to happen again, especially since people on Twitter are considering switching over to Tumblr
WE ARE DEAD *shoves fanart under mattress* SO SO DEAD
I feel like the meta verse is the biggest example of aged like milk. Zucc thought this was gonna be the big new thing. To the point that he put one billion dollars into it just so it could crash and burn in less then a weeks time
the zucc only feels comfortable on the metaverse
thats why he's funding it
how long will it take for rich people to understand that we actually don’t like big companies
@@georgia6947 I hope they never do, I prefer when they lose money
it was always dumb af bc its literally just an mmo. those have existed for decades. he just made a shittier version of second life
@@Mars-dw2zc it’s more like vrchat
Tumblr is interesting because it fully died out, but now this weird colony of mushrooms is growing on its corpse and building a very positive-energy colony spewing out narrative concepts, incoherent insanity, and lots of art.
Don't forget the Tumblr sexymen. Dear god that stuff's wild
@yes Bruh the maker of yhis bot is so stupid THIS ISN'T EVEN A TIMED COMMENT OR ON A SHORT
And a strange community of trad-wives.
it's pretty nice in there actually. at least at my side of it
That is beautifully accurate
I’m sad Blinx never got more attention. The game was amazing from what I can remember
fr. used to be my favorite game as a kid, didnt like the sequels, but the original was decent for its time imo
I still have it, and still haven't beaten it, haha. Maybe I'll play that today. :)
its in gamepass rn
I love how good the concept was and how good the gameplay was for that time. An example of something I really liked was the water physics behaviour when you froze or slowed down time. Also it was probably the first videogame I ever played.
5:12 me, who still regularly uses tumblr: **sweating bullets**
Real
"The principle of the sooner the things becomes stupid the funnier it is" - kwite
@Bully peter should be a link to a still image of Rick Astley
Yeah it aged like milk lol. Love your content Kwite
@Chad 007 LOL
@@ANamelessCat don’t fall for it, he’s a bot too
6:02 I'm sorry, but did kwite just censor Arnold Schwarzenegger's name???
Arnold "Sports and n-word"
What the actual fuck?
Because youtube algorithm can very easily detect it as the actual n word rather than the name and fuck the video over lubeless.
He's probably trying not to get UA-cam'd
that's like saying Richard Van D Word
@@genericname2747still would somehow lead to demonotization
The blinx dude lasted less amount of time than milk in a desert
Damn Megatron, you have some bots to deal with. I don't know if they're autobots, but they are bots.
UA-cam should just remove comments at this point tbh
I rarely get bots on my comments somehow
What if I told you that Blinx got a sequel
Oh no, there's still active tumblr users. They're basically the equivalent of Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog sitting in his chair with a newspaper, the world around him being burnt to a crisp, and he's too stubborn to move from "his spot." Tumblr users will use tumblr until they're rotted up corpses, and even as corpses they'll still continue to use a website that's barely holding itself together with paperclips and string.
And we’re so much better than the alternative
When it comes to Stadia, one thing I will give Google credit for is that they refunded everyone who bought a Stadia. It really feels like it was just a way to test the water, rather than a proper console.
The situation with Stadia is a catch 22. Google is probably the only company right now with enough money and the infrastructure to attempt something like Stadia, but for that same reason they have enough money that they don't need to care about if Stadia succeeds or not.
“This aged poorly.”
-*my parents talking about me*
Here's a reply that's not a bot for you 😔
I hope you have a wonderful day/night
@@nilladrawsstuff Awe thx you too :)
I would like but it’s at 69 likes and idk if you wanna keep it that way lol
@@arbitrarySalamander ur so real LMAO
Don't tell Brazilians that the Wright Brothers were the first to fly. Because they believe their own Alberto Santos-Dumont was the first since he managed to fly around the Eiffel Tower in 1901 and did another Paris flight two years before in 1898 but he crash-landed when the main envelope lost its shape. They named numerous monuments, roads, and airports after him, and even made him a part of the Rio 2016 opening ceremony. Though his first heavier-than-air machine flight happened in 1906, three years after the Wright Brothers.
The first woman to fly also happened because of him, Aida de Acosta (Cuban-American born in NJ and a descendant of the House of Alba from Toledo, Spain) flew Dumont's No. 9 from Paris to Château de Bagatelle on June 27, 1903.
But is it true though?
i kinda hate how other brazilians say it was saint dumond who made the first heavier-than-air machine just because in some of their flights the wright brothers used a catapult system for a faster start which is like ?????? so do a lot of modern airplanes but that doesnt make them any less of airplanes. not only did they do it before dumond but they did it better too by being able to fly for much much longer.
@@AverytheCubanAmerican as a brasilian, Brasil is not very patriotist in any way possible, we are always talking shit about our country, we just usualy get really defensive when foreigners say things about us, because they are foreigners or something, it's almost like an instinct
@@AverytheCubanAmerican also, Bolsonaro sucks.
If I remember correctly it was Germans who made the first plane, not Brazil nor us the USA.
If blinx did well we'd be livin' in a timeline where Microsoft didn't buy anything that made games
I stopped using tumblr because I want to see fanart of stuff I like... But those same art people SOLIDLY SPOIL MANGA CHAPTERS LIKE PSYCHOPATHS.
Like damn.... Atleast when I talked about recent chapters I was specific in tech vaguest way possible where you'd need to read it to be like "oooohh"
That's lie, it's where I'd get my quality anime phone backgrounds
i get spoiled on everything just by reading comments
'when was the last time you even heard of someone using tumblr' I am scrolling Tumblr rn. I have at least 4 irl friends who have tumblr. We are thriving lol
That stadia one physically hurt me.
I did not expect to see a video with Blinx this long after having last played it so long ago.
Edit: wording
I got a notification for Penguinz0's "RIP Google Stadia" video at 3:54
Perfection.
You literally win the internet
I love when people say tumblr is dead, cos like... were still here. Its like when you say how sad it is that someone died when they are standing right next to you.
“When was the last time you heard of somebody using tumblr.”
Good, it’s all going according to plan
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blinx was so good when he came out
PHARSING
@@Celestial914 hes gay now because you said tyhat
@@Celestial914 gay blinx
Gay icon!!
he came out? good for him.
Like my milk from yestermonth
Edit: i mean the pasta sauce for the spaghetti my mom made
5:45 that is the definition of gas-lighting and girl-bossing, at that point half the population would have been addicted to cigarettes and they were just like naw, you're imagining things 💅💅
Oh the irony...
Oh the irony of your comment..
@@evilartise8912 touché
The Lego Movie
so weird I was literally just playing blinx last night!!!
I got really into studying pandemics (read the Hot Zone and all) in the Summer of 2019. In the winter of 2019-2020 I wanted to make my science fair project the history of pandemics.
These memes aged like the relationship between me and my birth parents (which i haven’t seen in about 15 years. I’m now 17 and visited them up until i was 2)
We finally found you after 15 years lmao
Actually multiple gpu videocards are something that existed for a short period. The Geforce GTX 690 is an example. It was literally two GTX 680 gpus on the same card. Modern videocards are crazy sure but they still don't actually use multiple gpus. Cards like that were basically an SLI setup on a single card and most modern games don't even support sli anymore so that's an easy way to tell those cards are not being produced. AMD was the last maker of dual gpu cards and they dropped out of that in like 2015 or 16.
Wait until kwite hears about strange aeons
Blinx is a fun af game tho, and the soundtrack is fire. 2 though...let's not talk about it...
i mean, i actively use tumblr, but i’m also the only person i know in real life that uses it so
Apple: The iPhone will change the future
Microsoft: It's just something we'll easily outdo right?
Apple: ...
Microsoft: *It's just something we'll easily outdo right?*
No woman would even dare to cheat on me. They are aware that I am the handsomest person they're ever gonna meet. That's why my wife has stayed with me. Not to mention she enjoys when she gets to tag along on my summits to other countries.
3:41 As a digital artist, those are actually amazing instructions, lol.
that ceaser one aged like a peeled avocado
Don’t remind me there’s one in my fridge
0:58
I had that exact action figure and probably still have it somewhere in my house
Didn’t see anything wrong until now…
How old *are* you
@@palmossi I had it since when I was like 4, haven’t seen it in ages
@@emexor6997 How old ARE you
@@palmossi 17 now
@@emexor6997 wow you’re still a kid
3:25 feel like the fact McDonalds left Russia, makes the quote actually way more powerful.
McDonalds ain't that good even price wise, 5 for 5 biggie meal at wendy's is better.
But damnit make me proud and patriotic American and Capitalist.
I’m suspicious about kwite using the blinx image as the thumbnail, are we SURE, he isn’t a furry?
8:00 it's still getting reposted. Not really aged like milk
Unlike most of the stuff in this video, kwite has aged like wine!
@Bully peter DO NOT TRUST THE ROBOT DO NOT TRUST THE AI DO NOT TRUST THE AI
and just like a glass of wine, i want to drink all the fluids inside him until hes dry
You could use his forehead as a texture for a 3D model of a potato.
@Bully peter bot, also thats potato wedges i have memerive the url
true
“I am still alive.”
This is a Certified Blinx the cat moment
Something that didn't age well was a picture of the Minecraft inventory and it was filled up with totems of undying and the player was the queen of England.
She ran out
3:00 I’m sorry WHAT
There was a WINDOWS PHONE
That’s how badly that aged
You'd be surprised, but the asexual community is actually thriving on tumblr
that description went from demeaning to deep really fast and idk how to feel abt it
It’s been a month. Tumblr porn is coming back.
Yes, Spore WAS overhyped. It doesn't really get much attention anymore. Was it good? Yeah. Wad it as mind blowing as the prerelease hype made it out to be? Definitely not.
Ah yes-the Fable Effect
Spore could have been good
Multiple GPU video cards is in reference to singular cards with multiple GPU die chips on them, which is most certainly dead, assuming you are just running multiple cards, not a decade old Video card
these memes aged as well as my will to live
It's sad that you have to be careful saying Arnold Schwarzenegger's name now with how strict UA-cam is.
“When was the last time you heard about someone actively using tumblr” Tumblr remains the only social media I’ve ever been(and continue to be) active on.
"It's not that bad-"
- My brother after taking the one chip challenge with me.
Why aren't people saying Arnold Schwarzenegger's name anymore like i get it it sounds kinda like the n-word but it's not you could also just say schwarzen-egger with like a space in-between idk maybe it's just my German brain not understanding why people would be mad if someone just uses his name but idk (also i say schwarzen egger when I say it in German)
Tumblrs still in use but that's mainly because Twitter got worse
5:12
To be fair, most active Tumblr users I've encountered go out of their way to conceal the fact that they frequently use Tumblr, and I can't say I blame them, it's for the best that the true number of active tumblr users stay hidden from the general public.
Thanks for reminding me I miss Blinx
that tarzan toy had me weak af
Kwite keeps telling me to sub with notifications I DID not my fault other people just aren't as cool as me plus isn't my problem so why do we have to keep mentioning it
Kwite: When was the last time youve heard about someone using tumblr
Me, an active tumblr user: well you see, we died... but we survived!
"never have you heard of someone actively using tumblr"
well well well well well well, what do we have here /j
6:13 in the movies they say that they made the terminators to be as realistic as possible, thus the imperfect teeth
9:30 A sussy pc!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11111!!!
*I am truly sorry.*
No, no. He's got a point
Man, blinx is a pretty nice game, you should play it.
spore is seen as a _massive_ disappointment and failure by boomer ass gamers that wanted a scientifically accurate evolution simulator (so accurate it could be used in school to teach evolution) instead of a fun game
and yeah there was insane hype behind this game, you can check out the LGR video on it if you wanna learn more
i still think what we got was better than a scientifically accurate evolution simulator
3:11 This was wrong before he said it. Because of the US invasion of Panama.
til i learned russia no longer has mcdonald’s due to the war
I can smell the rotting milk from here-
*blinks in active Tumblr user* we still exist sir-
SSH don't let them know!
“Jimmy, it’s kinda sussy Baka imposer amuges that you don’t use Facebook.”
“Mother I am 7 months old”
You know, I like to imagine that Kwite has Shrodinger's face. Since we don't see it, it is simultaneously there and not there under his mask and sunglasses. Maybe Kwite is just faceless and the mask and sunglasses ARE his face. Maybe he's an alien, or a ghost, or a demon. A hyperintelligent ant running a UA-cam channel operating a human mech. Technically, we'll never actually know unless he shows us!
This comment aged poorly
Gawsh darnet, the floating hoody escaped the barn again.
I saw a magazine today that said “the future is now. Stadia”
Seriously though ,, anyone who hasn’t seen battle star galactica should give it a watch
0:01
"Do you have any last words, Eren Yeager?"
*-Lara Tybur's last words*
Well, tumblr has allowed boobs back on the site a few weeks ago and is invaded by twitter refugees. I'd say this qualifies as poorly aged thing then :D
Fun fact: not only did the Golden Arches theory age poor before the war in Ukraine, it has already aged poorly 10 years before being published. The Golden Arches theory was published in 1999, Panama had its first McDonald's opened in 1971 and got invaded by the US in 1989.
So is this gonna be a compilation of your videos?
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Hi.
7:46 its actually pretty close to the original show mario voice, which is also something we’ve already heard
Blinx _did_ get a second game where you can customize your character, but that’s about it.
This was three minutes ago and there’s already about 100 comments lol
Horus….HORUS!?!?!? THE HERATIC THAT BETRAYED THE EMPEROR(please I need fellow Warhammer fans to rise with me)
how about you war-hammer some bitches
BROTHER
@@g_vost I do that every night
Yeah yeah whatever you say blood angel
Here's what really matters, GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE! CADIA STANDS!
brother
5:40 kwite’s pronunciation of tobacco(?)
Facts
" The Eye of Horus " Not gonna lie, I thought Horus Lupercal.
1:45 I’m watching this video exactly 120 years after the article was released
The funniest thing in this video is Kwite thrashing tumblr, which aged like milk because twitter and Reddit have now both tried to migrate there
these aged like the 5 same copy pasted "aged like milk" jokes flooding this comment section
"When was the last time anyone talked about using tumblr" is a very funny statement considering the topic of this video. Yesterday, it was yesterday (1 am here currently), bc everyone is fleeing Twitter and Mastodon is the HOA of social networks
The Iphone is overhyped, what are you talking about?
Mice are mammals...
Mice can have babies...
Mice can make milk...
I want to try mouse milk.
UA-cam aged like milk
The tumblr one’s a lie, but the rest of these are great lol
What that Tumblr lost the majority of it's users is a fact
@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 no, I was just talking about how it’s not dead lol. Most ppl did up and leave tho
Fun fact: Microsoft let their copyright to the name Blinx lapse in 2015, which means all of us can name our OC Blinx without any repercussions.
I am learning so many blinx facts
6:45 believe that's in a civvie 11 video as well
8:14 Yes Kwite, you edited the video on ONE gpu.