9:58 isn’t a backpack ban btw, for anyone confused- it’s a common practice for spirit weeks to include an “anything but a backpack day” which encourages students to bring their belongings to school in the wildest receptacles possible. I know at my old high school we had kids bringing in old lego set cardboard boxes, microwaves, wheelbarrows, and milk crates- definitely a bit more chaotic in the hallways, but makes for a fun experience!
My wife's school actually did consider completely banning backpacks but ended up deciding to allow only clear plastic so the contents would be visible. The ones that the school sold to students were such terrible quality they had to be replaced about once a month due to literally coming apart at the seams.
haha, in my original draft of this comment i included the word “probably” before the statement but then i realized it might actually be obviously what i said and saying probably would indicate i fell for bait, so i removed it, lol. I don’t doubt that a school district would pull a backpack ban, especially with clear plastic replacements (definitely heard of that one before)
5:57 Kwite got a point there, suppose the loose pane was the one on the inside and a wind gust blew, more likely if the school has a second story, some of those kids could have been seriously injured by the falling pane, that's a glaring lack of maintenance there (supposing of course the students hasn't messed with the windows)
Kwite has achieved something no other youtuber to date has achieved. not being insufferable and still having an audience. also big up for cramming like 5 jokes about "haha your cat looks like a shroom" in under 10 seconds. masked up? more like masked GOD
a kwite upload always means the start of a new day, not sunrise or sunset, the last day ends and the next day starts with every upload of kwite, meaning that kwite is technically a god
As an argentinean, seeing Kwite mention Messi by name is like a jumpscare of recognition-- Also, very cool spanish pronounciation! Better than most other youtubers i know--
9:56 the school did not attempt to ban backpacks. Some schools in the US have a "no backpack" theme day, where students are invited to come to school with any container that isn't a backpack, and I think it's pretty fun. Some students can get pretty creative as you can see on this video
5:56 - something like that happened at my school, note that majority of the kids in that period, including me, had just had pe the period before and that rooms ac didn't work so it was always hot and stuffy in there, one day in the beginning of class some of the kids decided they wanted to open the window because it was hot, the sub said they could so they did and after they had figured out how to open it and then open it one of them accidentally pushed on it a bit and as he was taking his hand off of it it sliped sideways out of the windowsill, he caught it and got it back in, but the shock on all of our faces when it slipped was hilarious
Prob one of the only people who did deal with quicksand as an adult. Got the truck stuck in dry quicksand 10 miles off the closest goat path in the navajo reservation. Had to walk back and fight off rez dogs and coyotes with an axe until I found someone to help pull the truck out.
0:40 I have 20-25 snakes, and typically, snakes like to do this thing where they just bite at anything? Like it doesn't even have to be food. We like to call those ones bitey-face, and usually the smaller ones like to do this. When I was messing around with one of the babies, i put them in first before their little hiding place so I had to rearrange them, but when I tried to pick the baby up, it TRIED TO BTIE IT. IT DIDN'T STOP. I was standing near the railing debating what to do and every minute 30 seconds, it bit. I had to yell for my dad to help lmao.
THAT JUMPSCARE WARNING!!!!! Lowkey means more to me than you think it would!! Thank you!!! Jump scares (fnaf doesn’t count💀) send my autistic ass into a meltdown and I was able to avoid that meltdown because i knew it was coming!! Dude!!! Amazing!!!!
Kwite, always trying his best. And you know it's his best when he's doing better than you. (Kwite sounding like Peter Griffin, where did that come from?)
3:11 This made me die inside so much. You know how fucking EXPENSIVE planes are? They are clearly transporting it for continued building in another plant, to put wings and other important bits on. The fact that nobody saw this is getting a ton of people fired
I honestly don't see why people say why kwite sounds like peter griffin, he doesn't. maybe if he intentionally did a P.G. voice he'd sound like him, but him talking normally he does not sound like him.
My high school had a “bring anything but a backpack day” and 2 people brought the tailgates of their trucks, at least 5 brought a dresser, someone brought a desk, a few had shopping carts, one had a stroller, and the rest was just random items.
One of my friends used a giant fucking tractor tire and just wheeled it around all day, someone else used a shopping cart they stole, and there were like two inflatable rafts and a kayak. I think last year someone also did a shopping cart but they squatted like a car and put lights on the front
Between the woman with the drink and the kids refusing to let their dad have a minute to himself, it reinforces my decision to never have any of those things.
5:57 this reminds me of the time that happened to me and my friend. We were sitting beside each other and she was on the window side of the desk and the window fell INWARD but my adhd squirrel brain caught it above her head and i instinctively pushed it back into frame just to find out me and her are the only ones who witnessed it
Clip at 7:03 with the microphone, you can hear it flying through the air and hit the ground. Not splash, ground. There's a small chance Ronaldo whipped that microphone over the pool he was throwing it at
That public school renaming poll was in my hometown of Tyler, TX. For some reason they decided to poll the high school students on what the school's new name should be, and that ONE name has stuck with me years after the poll and gives me a smile to this day
The middle school I went to had bookbags banned because they "were a fire hazard." The highschool however did allow back packs. So I don't know what was going on there.
Oh, that "banned backpacks in school" isn't real, it's an event day they do every year where you can use anything as a backpack. Obviously it's not ANYTHING but people do weird stuff
0:43 if u go frame by frame u can see that kwite does in fact have feet. One could argue this does NOT mean he lied to us however, he only ever said he does not have legs.
i would be afraid of those kids, especially when considdering average life expectancies with children... and a normal life you know... and hes young...
10:00 oh yea I went to a middle school that banned backpacks because they were a "fire hazard," and was frequently late to classes because I had to stop at my locker between every single class instead of just carrying my things in an efficient manner. Also, the only reason backpacks were considered a fire hazard in the first place is because the school was ridiculously overcrowded (didn't have a particularly large student body but the school was not properly equipped to handle the amount of students that were in it,) so backpacks "took up too much space" and would "get in the way of an evacuation." You'd think they'd prioritize fixing the actual problem, seeing as they absolutely had the budget to do so, but no they just decided to make everyone's day harder instead. If the reasoning in the video was following that same logic I'm willing to bet students intentionally brought much larger containers for school supplies out of spite/to show the staff that if they can't have backpacks, the remaining options are even more of a hazard.
2:02 Put the phone on Paper in the the Mud for a "Good shot" pause, panic, Paper comes out but no Phone... Ohhhh nooooooooo... Whyyyy... The Phone... 😭😭😭 {I guess it's in a better place now...} 4:18 That Crocodile was in shock, it was not expecting that smack... That *_BONK_* 5:42 Awwwwwww, poor Kitty... It looks terrified... What did it see, what made it hide deep behind a Toilet... 10:40 Awwwwww, poor kitty wanted to scratch itself, but the Computer was in the way...
The kid stabbing the door with the knife saying "Why wont it work" when he tried to 'pick' the lock had me terrified at the thought of if I were to do that in my house. Wouldn't have seen tomorrow if you STAB AT THE DOORS WITH A KNIFE.
My grandmother works with the state to try and bust stores that give minors alcohol. She gets to keep all the boose as “evidence”, but it usually ends up in my mom’s fridge.
Kwite- it’s called anything but a backpack day, the best thing I saw one time was someone brought their four year old sibling to hold their stuff, another kid brought a ladder to put his backpack on and dressed up as a construction worker
Yeah, I hope she didn’t hurt her ankle or something. I tore a tendon on my knee when I stepped on a stone hidden beneath grass and subsequently twisted my ankle… turns out that having your entire body weights just janked to the side is really, really unhealthy.
9:58 so my second high school actually did have a ban on backpacks on the grounds that someone could be concealing a weapon. It was also awful becuase we only had 4 minutes between classes instead of 5 like my old high school did. You'd be suprised what an extra minute can do. I wish I saw that video when I was in that high school so I had the idea of outplaying the system.
The reason Kwite never shows his face is because he's afraid people will find out he's just three Peter Griffins in a hoodie
id say hes a sentient hoodie who stole peter griffins vocal chords
Nah, he never shows his face because we can't handle it.
@@Beolyte hes just too powerful, our mere mortal minds can’t process it
Lel
@@rainbowrose2048 motherfucker just like mimikyu frfr
9:58 isn’t a backpack ban btw, for anyone confused- it’s a common practice for spirit weeks to include an “anything but a backpack day” which encourages students to bring their belongings to school in the wildest receptacles possible. I know at my old high school we had kids bringing in old lego set cardboard boxes, microwaves, wheelbarrows, and milk crates- definitely a bit more chaotic in the hallways, but makes for a fun experience!
I loved that day when we did it. Brought everything in with a guitar case.
My wife's school actually did consider completely banning backpacks but ended up deciding to allow only clear plastic so the contents would be visible. The ones that the school sold to students were such terrible quality they had to be replaced about once a month due to literally coming apart at the seams.
My high school actually did have a ban on backpacks, so that's always a possibility.
haha, in my original draft of this comment i included the word “probably” before the statement but then i realized it might actually be obviously what i said and saying probably would indicate i fell for bait, so i removed it, lol. I don’t doubt that a school district would pull a backpack ban, especially with clear plastic replacements (definitely heard of that one before)
We had a day like that once! Some kid brought a wholeass minifridge lmao
i think every instance of kwite denying being a furry followed immediately by another "ranking zootopia buttholes" video counts for this subreddit.
he what
Another what now
5:38 I hear a vacuum, I assume that is the source of the kitty's fear lol
5:57 Kwite got a point there, suppose the loose pane was the one on the inside and a wind gust blew, more likely if the school has a second story, some of those kids could have been seriously injured by the falling pane, that's a glaring lack of maintenance there (supposing of course the students hasn't messed with the windows)
Kwite has achieved something no other youtuber to date has achieved. not being insufferable and still having an audience. also big up for cramming like 5 jokes about "haha your cat looks like a shroom" in under 10 seconds. masked up? more like masked GOD
Okay
Value Select does that pretty well too, underrated guy
I don't know what kind of people you've been watching becuase there's plenty of good people still on UA-cam. Not even that hard to find most of them.
@@MythicMachina ok but who asked
@@r3stl3ssok and?
a kwite upload always means the start of a new day, not sunrise or sunset, the last day ends and the next day starts with every upload of kwite, meaning that kwite is technically a god
@aszassiin 🅥 The curse has been flipped back to you. Back to sender you now have an hour to live there is no cure
*Return to Sender*
@aszassiin 🅥 I thought this was a bunch of among us characters turned into a language, I hate what the internet has done to my mind.
What a time to be alive!
@@soapssie ඞ
kwite falling over feels illegal
kwite in any other pose except standing is surreal
it is illegal
Well yeah he doesn't have legs, how tf is he supposed to fall
Because he physically can’t he has no legs and floats
As an argentinean, seeing Kwite mention Messi by name is like a jumpscare of recognition--
Also, very cool spanish pronounciation! Better than most other youtubers i know--
Same
Most don't even try and just say "me-see" and the rest try hard and speak like french "oh ho mezsssi"
Same with Ronaldo but I'm Portuguese 😂 though I don't like the guy like at all
Finding a fellow argentinian in the wild is rare, saludos
@@OldFalseDev saludos compadre, me alegra ver que alla gente de mi pais que ve las mismas cosas raras que yo-- >:]
9:56 the school did not attempt to ban backpacks. Some schools in the US have a "no backpack" theme day, where students are invited to come to school with any container that isn't a backpack, and I think it's pretty fun. Some students can get pretty creative as you can see on this video
Yep. It gets mistaken as them banning backpacks way too often
My school banned backpacks.....
My school did this and my the best were the microwave, the target shopping basket, and the washing machine barrel
5:56 - something like that happened at my school, note that majority of the kids in that period, including me, had just had pe the period before and that rooms ac didn't work so it was always hot and stuffy in there, one day in the beginning of class some of the kids decided they wanted to open the window because it was hot, the sub said they could so they did and after they had figured out how to open it and then open it one of them accidentally pushed on it a bit and as he was taking his hand off of it it sliped sideways out of the windowsill, he caught it and got it back in, but the shock on all of our faces when it slipped was hilarious
A kwite upload always means its gonna be a good day
We all make fail some point in our lives, some worse then others lol. Love your content Kwite
Woah you just got attacked by bots
@@Alliewallie1234 yeah it sucks
Prob one of the only people who did deal with quicksand as an adult. Got the truck stuck in dry quicksand 10 miles off the closest goat path in the navajo reservation. Had to walk back and fight off rez dogs and coyotes with an axe until I found someone to help pull the truck out.
That went from about 10 to 100 really fast
that’s some bendy and the ink machine type shit right there
I couldn't stop looking at Kwite's arm holding the microphone like why does it wobble so much
cuz he's a wiggly guy
Omg what have you done, now I can't pay attention to anything else
His fingers didn't even move a bit. It's almost like he use a prosthetic arm lmao
he's just gesticulating while having to hold a mic up
0:40 I have 20-25 snakes, and typically, snakes like to do this thing where they just bite at anything? Like it doesn't even have to be food. We like to call those ones bitey-face, and usually the smaller ones like to do this. When I was messing around with one of the babies, i put them in first before their little hiding place so I had to rearrange them, but when I tried to pick the baby up, it TRIED TO BTIE IT. IT DIDN'T STOP. I was standing near the railing debating what to do and every minute 30 seconds, it bit. I had to yell for my dad to help lmao.
“Cooler than death by hypothermia” is my new favorite phrase lmfao. I’ve been binging this channel while I draw and I was so happy to see a new upload
THAT JUMPSCARE WARNING!!!!! Lowkey means more to me than you think it would!! Thank you!!! Jump scares (fnaf doesn’t count💀) send my autistic ass into a meltdown and I was able to avoid that meltdown because i knew it was coming!! Dude!!! Amazing!!!!
3:40 now I can’t unhear it 😭
3:46 him saying “you’re nuts, buddy” is the first time he’s sounded like peter griffin
I’ve never been able to see behind Kwite enough, but I’m holding on to the theory that he records these in the middle of a hallway above the stairs.
Kwite, always trying his best. And you know it's his best when he's doing better than you.
(Kwite sounding like Peter Griffin, where did that come from?)
@aszassiin 🅥 uno reverse
@whaaa t I can see why, the answer was right in front of me all along.
Their voices aren’t the same but the speak in the same way, though he obviously has less of an accent.
@aszassiin 🅥 uno reverse
the alligator getting bonkd made me sad… but the sound effects were chefs kiss so props to you
4:42 it's great to see the internet never changes
Like I wouldn't doubt 4chan had a hand in that
The one with the paint and tape killed me with the sound effect 😂
3:11 This made me die inside so much. You know how fucking EXPENSIVE planes are? They are clearly transporting it for continued building in another plant, to put wings and other important bits on. The fact that nobody saw this is getting a ton of people fired
I honestly don't see why people say why kwite sounds like peter griffin, he doesn't. maybe if he intentionally did a P.G. voice he'd sound like him, but him talking normally he does not sound like him.
My high school had a “bring anything but a backpack day” and 2 people brought the tailgates of their trucks, at least 5 brought a dresser, someone brought a desk, a few had shopping carts, one had a stroller, and the rest was just random items.
not fair, my highschool cancelled it the day before because they didnt want “creative items” and replaced it with some dumb thing
One of my friends used a giant fucking tractor tire and just wheeled it around all day, someone else used a shopping cart they stole, and there were like two inflatable rafts and a kayak. I think last year someone also did a shopping cart but they squatted like a car and put lights on the front
Between the woman with the drink and the kids refusing to let their dad have a minute to himself, it reinforces my decision to never have any of those things.
5:57 this reminds me of the time that happened to me and my friend.
We were sitting beside each other and she was on the window side of the desk and the window fell INWARD but my adhd squirrel brain caught it above her head and i instinctively pushed it back into frame just to find out me and her are the only ones who witnessed it
0:17 Omg, Jarvis Johnson, is that you?
Thanks for the upload Kwite! You make my day. :)
Clip at 7:03 with the microphone, you can hear it flying through the air and hit the ground. Not splash, ground. There's a small chance Ronaldo whipped that microphone over the pool he was throwing it at
4:34 Theres a very good reason a New Orleans Middle school would want that name, and not just because he actully is one of the best QB's ever
That public school renaming poll was in my hometown of Tyler, TX. For some reason they decided to poll the high school students on what the school's new name should be, and that ONE name has stuck with me years after the poll and gives me a smile to this day
The backpack one is likely just students participating in an "Anything But A Backpack" school spirit day. It is exactly what it sounds like.
The middle school I went to had bookbags banned because they "were a fire hazard." The highschool however did allow back packs. So I don't know what was going on there.
10:00 My school did "anything but a backpack day" once, went pretty much the same way
10:09 ive seen this a few times. My school did it as a spirit day: anything but a backpack day.
3:53
what i thought was gonna happen, did
and i am still in shock
1:10 They're speaking german. One guy said "Ich hab Angst" (I'm in fear) right before the woman fell in.
The name of the video is what was said at the 'creators of the universe meeting' for the 2020s
You didn’t need to drag blockbuster like that. They’re suffering 😭😭😭
Oh, that "banned backpacks in school" isn't real, it's an event day they do every year where you can use anything as a backpack. Obviously it's not ANYTHING but people do weird stuff
Some bad stuff is happening at hope, so thank you for makin me laugh so hard, man
I like the think the guys catching the discarded booze where doing in to prevent the harmful run off from entering the water table.
My cat watched this one with me… she fell asleep half way through, but I think she approves 👍
1:50 pennywise stole his phone and flipped it on craigslist.
Missing Kwite videos much these days. Hope you’re doing okay, dude.
2:41 finally neutral recover irl
0:44 Kwite you left your grippers in view on the right, do better censorship next time. (This is also proof Kwite has legs)
you should've seen his face reveal. he really let the dogs out on that one
I love the amount of Pokémon music in some of these attempts
i think the puddle video was near where i live, a big band thing i forgot the name but in australia
i’ve been summon by the notification to watch our lord and savior kwite
2:20 that *”phone”* is literally just a piece of paper, the printing is so shitty how could you not tell.
10:08 was most likely anything but a backup day at school for spirt week or something
4:48 the spirit of boatymcboatface lives on
0:43 if u go frame by frame u can see that kwite does in fact have feet. One could argue this does NOT mean he lied to us however, he only ever said he does not have legs.
Love the amount of pokemon music used. Truly nostalgic.
i would be afraid of those kids, especially when considdering average life expectancies with children... and a normal life you know... and hes young...
i would not let her clip me too if i was the cat
4:07 his jaw literally ascended
7:28 I thought it was a hamster.
That woman was about to disown that kid 💀
10:00 oh yea I went to a middle school that banned backpacks because they were a "fire hazard," and was frequently late to classes because I had to stop at my locker between every single class instead of just carrying my things in an efficient manner.
Also, the only reason backpacks were considered a fire hazard in the first place is because the school was ridiculously overcrowded (didn't have a particularly large student body but the school was not properly equipped to handle the amount of students that were in it,) so backpacks "took up too much space" and would "get in the way of an evacuation."
You'd think they'd prioritize fixing the actual problem, seeing as they absolutely had the budget to do so, but no they just decided to make everyone's day harder instead. If the reasoning in the video was following that same logic I'm willing to bet students intentionally brought much larger containers for school supplies out of spite/to show the staff that if they can't have backpacks, the remaining options are even more of a hazard.
kwite doesn't sound like peter griffin, he is peter griffin
Honestly half of these clips wouldn't even exist if the people in them used common sense for just one second, also Kwite sounds like Peter Griffin.
love the reference to boaty mcboatface at 4:46
7:10 i love how there's subtitles
Just a little off the top with the plane, right? I'm suuuuuure that weight savings will help... Big yikes.
2:02
Put the phone on Paper in the the Mud for a "Good shot" pause, panic, Paper comes out but no Phone... Ohhhh nooooooooo... Whyyyy... The Phone... 😭😭😭
{I guess it's in a better place now...}
4:18
That Crocodile was in shock, it was not expecting that smack... That *_BONK_*
5:42
Awwwwwww, poor Kitty...
It looks terrified... What did it see, what made it hide deep behind a Toilet...
10:40
Awwwwww, poor kitty wanted to scratch itself, but the Computer was in the way...
Love your video's keep up the good work! :]
The kid stabbing the door with the knife saying "Why wont it work" when he tried to 'pick' the lock had me terrified at the thought of if I were to do that in my house.
Wouldn't have seen tomorrow if you STAB AT THE DOORS WITH A KNIFE.
I love self deprecating jokes on this channel. Reminds me of myself
My grandmother works with the state to try and bust stores that give minors alcohol. She gets to keep all the boose as “evidence”, but it usually ends up in my mom’s fridge.
it feels weird being this early wtf
Frfr
Agreed
Why
True
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The end clip of the cat was adorable af. :D
6:22 - 6:35
That sure would be a
Pane in the glass, huh?
Glass pane? Nah thats glass pain 5:56
Love this hell hole of the internet 💀
The fact that his character looks just like him is amazing.
It funny how much glasses, a hoodie, and a mask make someone look cartoonish.
Every Kwite video, there's a FNAF reference. We can't escape....
9:55 same thing happened in my school but people didnt bring those
Kwite- it’s called anything but a backpack day, the best thing I saw one time was someone brought their four year old sibling to hold their stuff, another kid brought a ladder to put his backpack on and dressed up as a construction worker
Nope the puddle video is terrifying after seeing a few unfortunate sinkhole videos. That girls life flashed before my eyes.
Yeah, I hope she didn’t hurt her ankle or something. I tore a tendon on my knee when I stepped on a stone hidden beneath grass and subsequently twisted my ankle… turns out that having your entire body weights just janked to the side is really, really unhealthy.
9:58 so my second high school actually did have a ban on backpacks on the grounds that someone could be concealing a weapon. It was also awful becuase we only had 4 minutes between classes instead of 5 like my old high school did. You'd be suprised what an extra minute can do. I wish I saw that video when I was in that high school so I had the idea of outplaying the system.
Oh god the one with Ronaldo is so old, I remember there being a huge controversy here in Portugal when it happened
Yesss new video Kwaddy also your eyebrows be on point today ❤️✨️
Bro, he can’t be Peter griffin because he’s a fucking hoodie.
are cats not already keto friendly
10:17 does he know that they didnt qctually ban backpacs?? /gen
10:27
No scritches?
🤨
I love how the thumbnail is straight up the old Lazar Beam thumbnail its funny 😂
If my school banned backpacks, I'd put my school supplies to a gun case and take that to school with me.
4:12 *ganstas paradise aaaahhh
With some of these I find it hard to believe that there was an actual attempt
you need to stop acknowledging the people saying you sound like Peter Griffin because I am starting to hear it more and more.
that poor cat
9:57 most of if not all of those clips are from a schools spirit week on "anything but a backpack" day
3:28 him saying to fly the plane when is doesn’t have wings
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