JoJo’s Stand SMASH OR PASS (But he's never seen the show...)

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @WillyNordwrench
    @WillyNordwrench  2 роки тому +2414

    i forgot spice girl
    edit: guys spice girl is a 15 year old girl wtf are you recommending her for

    • @hyper_ok
      @hyper_ok 2 роки тому +343

      You forgot spice girl

    • @XxStrugglerxX
      @XxStrugglerxX 2 роки тому +242

      Spice Girl has been forgotten

    • @Dormonos
      @Dormonos 2 роки тому +181

      And Weather Report ):

    • @zedudedaniel
      @zedudedaniel 2 роки тому +70

      @@XxStrugglerxX Just like in part 5...such a cool stand ability should've been used more.

    • @TheTurdle
      @TheTurdle 2 роки тому +14

      Spice Girl had eluded your mind.

  • @Vanilla-fv1ht
    @Vanilla-fv1ht 2 роки тому +653

    Okay, but the fact that in the first smash or pass, Giorno was moved from pass to smash, and now in this video Gold Experience gets the exact same treatment is so fucking hilarious to me

    • @HotaruIchimaru
      @HotaruIchimaru Рік тому +86

      Same with okuyasu and his stand. He thinks they both peddle crypto

    • @yogurtofthemultiverse2200
      @yogurtofthemultiverse2200 Рік тому +42

      @@HotaruIchimaru that's how you know Araki made the stands well lmao

  • @susk5090
    @susk5090 2 роки тому +1850

    Tell this man to watch the series after you're finished milking his lack of JoJo knowledge

    • @mynameisjoedahand3008
      @mynameisjoedahand3008 2 роки тому +57

      Facts you don’t even need knowledge to do a smash or pass

    • @therealyoutubermanguy
      @therealyoutubermanguy 2 роки тому +10

      @@mynameisjoedahand3008 exactly bro

    • @christopherchocolate69420
      @christopherchocolate69420 2 роки тому +8

      @@mynameisjoedahand3008 I mean there is character age but that's the only thing really needed

    • @Zinyak12345
      @Zinyak12345 2 роки тому +7

      @@christopherchocolate69420 Even then, age sometimes feels almost like a different metric entirely in anime compared to real life since the associated ideas are ignored so often. Sure, age is technically just how long you've lived but it also implies expectations of appearance, intelligence, maturity, and proficiency that often don't correlate accurately in fiction.
      It's kinda like the question of how morally ok it would be to "smash a cat that earned doctorate". Technically it would probably be fine since it implies the cat is different from a human only in a superficial way but most people, myself included would at least hesitate to answer. Humanity is interesting but also confusing.

    • @smadge8274
      @smadge8274 2 роки тому +8

      bro wrote a whole essay over a reply 💀

  • @Doki_LP
    @Doki_LP 2 роки тому +1389

    Hierophant Green is literally bunch of tentacles that can go inside you 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @doctorsnakeeater1997
    @doctorsnakeeater1997 2 роки тому +350

    It helps that Moody Blues is carrying a whole bakery

    • @Inedow_The_Source_of_Racism
      @Inedow_The_Source_of_Racism Рік тому +5

      3 bakeries

    • @Sassaparilla
      @Sassaparilla Рік тому +6

      Moody Blues
      Shit I be singing some moody blues if I can't get me some of that stand
      Okay you can kill me for that joke.

    • @waffledeeez
      @waffledeeez Рік тому +5

      Especially the donuts‼️

  • @carterb249
    @carterb249 Рік тому +270

    gotta love how jack describes both okuyasu AND za hando as peddling crypto for a living

    • @untitledfish
      @untitledfish Рік тому +42

      and the way he had to come around to both giorno and gold experience... like this guy knows more than he's letting on

  • @golden_ratio
    @golden_ratio 2 роки тому +308

    at this rate he's gonna end up watching the show

    • @bubbeztree5066
      @bubbeztree5066 2 роки тому +10

      By the time Willy is done with him he may as well have

    • @tpfoxCastro
      @tpfoxCastro 7 годин тому

      Willy is probably stopping him doing that for the content

  • @Random_19
    @Random_19 2 роки тому +547

    I feel like he deserved some context for some of these since they can transform. He asked to see silver chariot's face, and while his helmet doesn't come off a lot of his armor can.

    • @DanilegoPlays
      @DanilegoPlays 2 роки тому +24

      Yeah, like FF

    • @aaronking2020
      @aaronking2020 2 роки тому +22

      Also Notorious B.I.G. has a humanoid form (though it's only shown for like 5 frames)

    • @Fruad_jo
      @Fruad_jo 2 роки тому +30

      @@aaronking2020the stand humans form is even uglier then the stand ngl

    • @starlight6947
      @starlight6947 2 роки тому +7

      Something Polnareff did like one time and never again lmao
      (but damn Silver Chariot do be be kinda...)

    • @JediMage
      @JediMage 2 роки тому +7

      Silver chariot also has requiem -_-

  • @azraelimmortal972
    @azraelimmortal972 2 роки тому +246

    he should've included the requiem stands, Echoes Act 2, all 3 versions of Pucci's stand, Spice Girl and Foo Fighters human form

    • @julia_peach4938
      @julia_peach4938 2 роки тому +31

      Plus Weather report, and some other minor stands in all the parts

    • @Lifelsfullofsurprises
      @Lifelsfullofsurprises 2 роки тому +27

      And made in heaven with the glorious horse head 🥴

    • @Anonymous-nc2go
      @Anonymous-nc2go Рік тому +1

      I agree with you act 2 should have bin there too bud

    • @Zelapher
      @Zelapher Рік тому

      ff human form is a corpse...

    • @Stolenbysandw908
      @Stolenbysandw908 10 місяців тому +1

      Spice girl smash fr

  • @sarafontanini7051
    @sarafontanini7051 2 роки тому +1046

    "does part 5 have any women?"
    "no."
    he lied as easily as he breathed....

  • @rainer9931
    @rainer9931 2 роки тому +74

    I love how he literally said the same thing about The Hand as he did about Okuyasu

  • @CoraRsh
    @CoraRsh 2 роки тому +50

    "No no. Its actually just the fishing rod"
    Bro just summarised stands

  • @bolmobelo
    @bolmobelo 2 роки тому +76

    The fact that he intentionally got rid of spice girls-

  • @makimasimp8
    @makimasimp8 2 роки тому +113

    bro's editing is top notch
    dont worry bout the low sub and view count just keep grinding with this level of content you will get success in no time
    stay strong willy!

    • @Wavpro
      @Wavpro 2 роки тому +4

      Views are going crazy

    • @spectrumstudios6227
      @spectrumstudios6227 2 роки тому +6

      He’s growing fast as fuck

    • @Fqtl
      @Fqtl 2 роки тому +5

      Hes growing fast but he only gets views on his jojo vids

    • @makimasimp8
      @makimasimp8 2 роки тому +1

      @@Fqtl true only getting views for Jojo vids he needs an audience which watches him for his content not Jojo ngl

    • @Wavpro
      @Wavpro 2 роки тому +1

      @@Fqtl a month ago he got like 300 views on regular videos now his HxH vid got 3k

  • @justanotherjojofan
    @justanotherjojofan 2 роки тому +144

    I am literally dying from the amount of puns only the people who watch the show can understand 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mr.x991
    @mr.x991 2 роки тому +38

    Spice girl would be a smash for sure. Especially with context. Though it'd be kinda awkward since she can make anything soft.

  • @notthelonnn
    @notthelonnn 2 роки тому +44

    It pains me knowing that Spice Girl wasnt in here but still, Great video.

  • @toazethegecko
    @toazethegecko 2 роки тому +18

    3:04 Should've shown who's in charge of that stand 😏

  • @ChristIsKing630
    @ChristIsKing630 2 роки тому +13

    no way you left out the most sexy and gay stand HIGHWAY STAR

  • @Rush-ow4hq
    @Rush-ow4hq 2 роки тому +15

    4:19 "Heavens Door! Remove his ability to c-"

  • @Baised-_-Rin
    @Baised-_-Rin 2 роки тому +50

    These videos are pure gold

    • @DrCosz
      @DrCosz 2 роки тому +4

      they truly are an experience

    • @SiIIyLittleGoober
      @SiIIyLittleGoober 2 роки тому +1

      @@DrCosz i was about to say that

  • @ATinyWaffle
    @ATinyWaffle 2 роки тому +26

    Along with Stone Free, you should have shown him Spice Girl😆

  • @The_Nugget420
    @The_Nugget420 2 роки тому +21

    If manga stands were included, I bet he would definitely smash paisley park.

    • @Molten2004
      @Molten2004 2 роки тому +2

      What about Love Love Deluxe?

  • @Ms.FortuneTeller
    @Ms.FortuneTeller 2 роки тому +21

    If Jack watches JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, this man will go bankrupt.

  • @shynk7478
    @shynk7478 2 роки тому +9

    honestly when I first watched your video and saw your sub and view count i was shocked, definitely underrated.

  • @bananaBread16
    @bananaBread16 7 місяців тому +3

    5:08 this picture is wild, in the anime is wasn't that noticeable but goddamn, bro is packing, he boutta short circuit someone

  • @justanotherjojofan
    @justanotherjojofan 2 роки тому +24

    Okay this is literally so underrated! The editing is so good, I love the ideas, and overall these make my day! Thanks!
    Also, video idea, smash or pass jojo characters but you show him like a signature clip of the person so he can get some sens of personality. It would be funny to see that, just and idea tho.

  • @pc_suffering6941
    @pc_suffering6941 Рік тому +4

    > "Are there any women in this?"
    > "No"
    Why did you do Spice Girl dirty like that...

  • @bruhitscris9268
    @bruhitscris9268 2 роки тому +20

    The more I'm watching this....the more I understand why Puchi did what he had to do.

  • @AjinoARC
    @AjinoARC 2 роки тому +28

    i never saw chilli pepper like that 💀💀💀 man packing big

  • @iridiumhamster3924
    @iridiumhamster3924 2 роки тому +9

    Echoes act 2, Horus, Spice girl, Aerosmith, Sex pistols, weather report: ✌🏻

  • @ValetinoLovebird
    @ValetinoLovebird 2 роки тому +9

    Part 3...a ship, an outlet and the sun, lol

  • @zacctheracc5804
    @zacctheracc5804 Рік тому +3

    Jack with Okuyasu: "he looks like he peddles Bitcoin so no."
    Jack with The Hand: *same exact answer*

    • @ThatFlapGuy
      @ThatFlapGuy Рік тому +1

      Thats what i was thinking😂

  • @a.bdioro5302
    @a.bdioro5302 Рік тому +2

    “ when filling out the list of kinks you just circled the word kink!” Is such ungodly levels of funny

  • @reaperjeepers9977
    @reaperjeepers9977 Рік тому +6

    4:40 anyone notice kiras head peeking?

  • @demonwolfgod8450
    @demonwolfgod8450 Рік тому +4

    2:10 that man starting to sound like markiplier.

  • @daria_zorina
    @daria_zorina 2 роки тому +4

    Your editing is on very high level, I thought you have at least 100k+ subscribers.
    Subscribed to make it real)

  • @fiexny4n
    @fiexny4n 2 роки тому +2

    Bro I'm surprised you don't have atleast 20k subs, your videos deserve way more attention then they get

  • @EjOkyy
    @EjOkyy 5 місяців тому +2

    5:11 ="bro is walking with a 10 incher!"😂😂😂

  • @kekehernandez5585
    @kekehernandez5585 Рік тому +6

    5:05 10/10 reaction 👌

  • @panjamysy
    @panjamysy 2 роки тому +4

    Spice Girl: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @Stolenbysandw908
    @Stolenbysandw908 10 місяців тому +4

    5:48 Spice Girl:Y E S 😋

  • @123till321
    @123till321 Рік тому +4

    1:30 "does the hole in the middle open?"
    I mean... Yeah...

  • @SSUPLEXX
    @SSUPLEXX 2 роки тому +7

    left out spice girl bruh

  • @Daesma999
    @Daesma999 Рік тому +3

    I knew he is gonna smash Star Platinum because honestly.. same. I really like this stand (I mean as a whole. Power-wise, how it looks, we can't forgot the top tier voice acting getting involved..)
    I hope he will watch the anime anytime soon. It would be fine to rewatch it with some of the youtubers I actively watch.

  • @Tores444
    @Tores444 2 роки тому +9

    6:30 Scarily accurate haha

  • @aamiryar3485
    @aamiryar3485 Рік тому +2

    The fact that he said the same thing about okayasu and the hand shows how creative araki is

  • @frozenburrito2.087
    @frozenburrito2.087 7 місяців тому +2

    I’m very concerned with the amount of stands I put into smash

  • @PabloLewis-ve6ud
    @PabloLewis-ve6ud Рік тому +4

    3:51 first of all you said that about the user in the first video and second his name is the HAND this would be good tbh

  • @PabloLewis-ve6ud
    @PabloLewis-ve6ud Рік тому +3

    2:28 the boat is smash definitely as long as no monkey

  • @KojiRen
    @KojiRen Рік тому +1

    “Looks like he pedals bit coin”
    TO BOTH OKUYASU AND HIS STAND 🤣
    (Referring to the other video)

  • @PabloLewis-ve6ud
    @PabloLewis-ve6ud Рік тому +4

    1:59 smash, its dio dude. Its dio

  • @critik_l
    @critik_l 2 роки тому +4

    You didn’t add Spice Girl or show him FF in humanoid form. Probably could have gotten a couple extra smashes with them.

  • @PabloLewis-ve6ud
    @PabloLewis-ve6ud Рік тому +3

    3:23 pass the sun, i know its hot but pass

  • @sunnymanya
    @sunnymanya 2 місяці тому +1

    Did anyone realize that Willy said ZA WORLDO when it’s ZA WAURDO

  • @PabloLewis-ve6ud
    @PabloLewis-ve6ud Рік тому +3

    3:44 smashing. Crazy in dead

  • @bruhlake5280
    @bruhlake5280 Рік тому +2

    You forgot to mention that whitesnake produces coom from his hands

  • @JaeCee_09
    @JaeCee_09 Рік тому +1

    bro "does the hole in the middle open up" to kakyoins stand, at the end of part 3 it does

  • @Maartun
    @Maartun Рік тому +4

    4:11 that’s a child 🤣

  • @AjinoARC
    @AjinoARC 2 роки тому +4

    wait... you said hierophant green like hero-phant...
    everyone knows we all say HAIRO-PHANTO GREEN

  • @-libertyprimev1-902
    @-libertyprimev1-902 Рік тому +3

    (Around 4:55) Missed opportunity for a *Hand*job joke...

  • @gilbort588
    @gilbort588 2 місяці тому +1

    bro didnt see the absolute BULGE ON HIEROPHAN-
    kakyoins 17 uhhhh

  • @diegobrando5800
    @diegobrando5800 2 роки тому +3

    Theres a reason Whitesnake is my favourite stand

  • @PabloLewis-ve6ud
    @PabloLewis-ve6ud Рік тому +1

    0:24 smash star platinum. No, star platnya!

  • @PabloLewis-ve6ud
    @PabloLewis-ve6ud Рік тому +2

    4:24 Echoes act 1 is pass, act 2 is pass, act 3 is smash

  • @PabloLewis-ve6ud
    @PabloLewis-ve6ud Рік тому +2

    5:13 pass the electric bird

  • @Emilia-em5cz
    @Emilia-em5cz 2 роки тому +1

    "😯Oh, my god he's beautiful"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @lightningdragon666
    @lightningdragon666 Рік тому +3

    Not including Spice Girl is a sin.

  • @Ayana-LTLA
    @Ayana-LTLA 2 роки тому +2

    Jack accepted Heaven’s Door(Which is understandable) but not Golden Experience?! 😂

  • @THEJOKEROFFICIEL1
    @THEJOKEROFFICIEL1 Рік тому +1

    Hierophant greens tail could do me right tbh

  • @CypherDecypher
    @CypherDecypher 2 роки тому +6

    Best way to start the morning! Thanks for the laughs!!

  • @greenstonegecko
    @greenstonegecko Рік тому

    "Hole in Hierophant... does it open?"
    Sadly it does in Battle In Egypt 😢

  • @LamitaddeVarus
    @LamitaddeVarus 2 роки тому +3

    I died with the Shane Dawson edit with Stray Cat lmao

  • @wizardly9211
    @wizardly9211 2 роки тому +3

    Diver Down and Hierophant Green could do some crazy some shit to you

  • @Milcoya-pw8dp
    @Milcoya-pw8dp Рік тому +1

    Red hot chilli pepper really got me dying

  • @usaydaubdoolary811
    @usaydaubdoolary811 2 роки тому +3

    should have put made in heaven guaranteed smash

  • @femalelaw2605
    @femalelaw2605 Рік тому +1

    I love how his eyes widen when he saw Red Hot Chili Peppers. His reaction, I could watch forever.

  • @Toji-gl4vi
    @Toji-gl4vi 2 роки тому +1

    I like how Jack both said that Okuyasu and The Hand pedal Bitcoin

  • @ChadJojoFan
    @ChadJojoFan Рік тому +3

    Bro I smash every stand because it's in my fav anime jojo

  • @FBAx0
    @FBAx0 Рік тому

    1:24 yes it does. Close to the end of part 2 of Jojo when Dio made Kakyoin a donut

  • @justanotherjojofan
    @justanotherjojofan 2 роки тому +1

    DUDE when he asked about the hole.....

  • @wastelandlegocheem
    @wastelandlegocheem Рік тому +1

    Foo fighters is best smash category

  • @pandofuu6082
    @pandofuu6082 Рік тому +1

    Nah when he brought in strength the air completely left my body😂

  • @vovanfx
    @vovanfx 2 роки тому

    Lol this channel is so underrated. The content is so enjoyable and quality is good

  • @EnjoyerOfBirds
    @EnjoyerOfBirds Рік тому +1

    Magicians red is easily one of the most smashable, that KFCussy has to be the warmest shit

  • @420Crows
    @420Crows 2 роки тому +2

    i mean, with grateful dead atleast he doesnt need to worry about his partner being underaged

  • @DerryleeTheBoysAreWee
    @DerryleeTheBoysAreWee 2 роки тому +3

    This is absolutely brillaint

  • @Unknown-hb3id
    @Unknown-hb3id 2 роки тому +1

    Not including Spice Girl was a crime!

  • @Bruh-xj7zb
    @Bruh-xj7zb 2 роки тому +2

    Pov me and the boy after watching jojo be like:

  • @hierophant_requim
    @hierophant_requim 7 місяців тому

    I mean the hole on hierophant greens abdomen does open *EVENTUALLY...*

  • @stormRed
    @stormRed 2 місяці тому

    Where has this channel been my whole life

  • @txbrxhxm
    @txbrxhxm Рік тому +1

    Bro forgot emperor

  • @PabloLewis-ve6ud
    @PabloLewis-ve6ud Рік тому +1

    0:15 i watched the old video and shared my smash or passes last time. Im gonna do it again

  • @yuvrajsinghpanjeta9444
    @yuvrajsinghpanjeta9444 2 роки тому +1

    Well the hole does open. Better ask dio for instructions.

  • @Lei_0016
    @Lei_0016 2 роки тому +3

    "are you racist" lmao

  • @mafiaboss3077
    @mafiaboss3077 9 місяців тому

    The beach boy delivery was top notch

  • @iTlsMe
    @iTlsMe 2 роки тому

    The Notorious BIG looks like something straight out of the Chum Bucket

  • @user-cg3im9pk9l
    @user-cg3im9pk9l 11 місяців тому

    i could imagine someone in the jojo universe, getting a stand and trying to fuck it, like, no second thought just "ima fuck dat"

  • @Superlizardy36
    @Superlizardy36 2 роки тому +4

    missed spice girl

  • @funtimefredgames9985
    @funtimefredgames9985 2 роки тому +2

    you forgot spicey girl in part 5, trish's stand xd