I had the same reaction to him back in the day and I felt so good when I found out I was right. I also smelled the fuckboy energy and then I learned he had cheated on his wife.
"I feel like he's an ego freak" the most humble joestar out there "I feel like he's a closeted racist" only to the Japanese, and only for 3 minutes "He looks so chill" literally the angriest one Then he smashes Kars but turns down wammu because wammu would kill him!
@@kaiba9494 In his very first appearance he lied to the police to keep them from arresting Smoky even though he had stolen Josephs wallet. Also I may not remember this correctly but I believe Joseph also kicked some guys ass at a restaurant for being racist towards Smoky.
@@obscurahistoria6276 yep he did beat a dude up for being racist towards Smokey. The best part is that he did so only with his Granny Erina's approval 😌 "Kick his racist ass, JoJo!"
I was impressed that the first person you searched the age was Yukako but Giorno is LITERALLY BOSS BABY AT 15 YEARS OLD yeah officer, this is the man ✋👮♂️
Smash or pass with a non-JoJo watcher and "an open mind" is more fun than just doing it with a standard JoJo fan. Wonderful, he's now got gay dirt on him.
Yall need the part 7 and 8 characters plus stands and the rest of the characters that have a part in the show, like Stroheim for ex. I definitely agree with a lot of these tho. Just have a whole series of these XD Id watch it.
Bro, finding this channel for the first time like 10 minutes ago. I was fucking shocked when I saw your sub count with the high quality content you're making. You've got another sub bro, keep it up
Technically, jotaro was a father in part 4 too, we just didnt see jolyne at the time or know she existed. Shes like 6 or 7 in part 4 or something iirc based on how old she is in part 6 and when part 6 takes place.
Jonathan in the bed: Oh golly gobbers, be careful with your jaw, I don't want you to hurt by the time I kiss you; also please do not actually lick the head, I'm quite sensitive there because I was never circuncised
@@ProbablyHeavensDoor If Rohan were to read my mind with Heaven's Door, he'd have to get through so much weird shit before even getting to anything remotely important
BRO WILLY U SHOULD DO A JOJO QUIZ WITH JACK ABOUT SHIPS IN JOJO'S XD like you select a couple of characters and 2 of them r the ones that are shipped together commonly. and he has to try and guess. that would be hilarious ngl
@@JustAWeebVEVO at the end of the week it'd be the 6th of April roughly, while Giorno's birthday is the 19th of 16th (I forgor 💀). Pretty close but not really. He's 16 during purple Haze feedback tho
GUYS I SWEAR GIORNO LOOKS LIKE HES GOD DAMN 25 I’M SO SORRY…
HES 15!!!
Also part 3 jotaro is 17
YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL
@@heavenlywally6577 Joseph is amercan so 18 for him
YOU FORGOT CHAD IGGY
"I feel like he would dominate the fuck out of me"
He's a *gentle* man
Literally 😂😆🤣
Yeah
Not in the bedroom
@@heavenlywally6577 jonathan the ogre
I read that just as he said it
the way he sensed the racist to japanese in joseph lol
I had the same reaction to him back in the day and I felt so good when I found out I was right. I also smelled the fuckboy energy and then I learned he had cheated on his wife.
But I love Joseph, Joseph is the best
bro saved and adopted a black boy💀
@@Paulyster_ when did he adopt him? and hes still racist to japanese people even if he helped a black boy
@@L-W-ko1hn tf? they literally adopted smokey....
Yukako: 16 Pass.
Fugo: 16 Smash.
This says a lot about society
Giorno: *15*
He’s 16?
Not really.. its a jojo smash or pass video 😭😭
@@xavierhooper7403 yeah
*FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Willy: Moving On To Josuke-
Jack: Im Not A Fan Of The Hair
Josuke: CRAZY DIAMONDO. DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?!?
@@sarafontanini7051 R.I.P Jack 😂😆🤣
my guy will regret that
"I feel like he's an ego freak" the most humble joestar out there
"I feel like he's a closeted racist" only to the Japanese, and only for 3 minutes
"He looks so chill" literally the angriest one
Then he smashes Kars but turns down wammu because wammu would kill him!
Also Joseph was friends with a black kid in the 1940s
@@kaiba9494 In his very first appearance he lied to the police to keep them from arresting Smoky even though he had stolen Josephs wallet. Also I may not remember this correctly but I believe Joseph also kicked some guys ass at a restaurant for being racist towards Smoky.
after seeing that japanussy, he started thinking "maybe the japanese aren't so bad"
@@DToTheB he said that 4 years after the cheating incident
@@obscurahistoria6276 yep he did beat a dude up for being racist towards Smokey. The best part is that he did so only with his Granny Erina's approval 😌
"Kick his racist ass, JoJo!"
"Fugo seems kind"
*flashbacks to when he stabbed someone in the face with a fork for getting a math problem wrong*
Lol
IT WAS FOR NARANCIA'S GOOD
I guess
*or when he beat the shit out of a professor with a book*
@@EvilRiceGuyThe professor was trying to molest him, can't blame Fugo for that
@@Ihatemyselfsomuchhehe I mean killing the man is a bit far but the professor did sorta deserve it
Jack: *says he doesn't like josuke's hair*
Me: excuse me*calls josuke and tells him Jack's location*
No need to,
*He is already within the dora range*
honestly he has the range of scp 096
* breaking window is heard *
Bro dead in .2 second
"DORA!"
How dare you put Polnareff, kakyoin and avdol in pass
especially avdol like 😤
@@afrina3781 bro if avdol didn't have those weird face veins I'd hit but those shits look like you could grab them and play his ass like a guitar.
avdol is one of the finest men ever
I would lay down my LIFE for Kakyoin to have gotten better. He was my favorite jo-bro.
FRR
I was impressed that the first person you searched the age was Yukako but Giorno is LITERALLY BOSS BABY AT 15 YEARS OLD
yeah officer, this is the man ✋👮♂️
Part 3 jotaro is 17
@@UxinoTheUnknown Giorno still worse
@@TS_Condorte bro ik but still that kinda illegal
@@UxinoTheUnknown some European countries, age of consent is 16 so
Plus josuke, he’s young as well
Dio appears:
“He would definitely hurt me, but it would be ok”.
All Dio Fans: Agreed.
Zappeli: "He looks like he would take my wallet."
Speedwagon who literally met Jonathan by trying to mug him: "He looks like a nice guy."
To be fair Speedwagon is a nice guy once he respects Jonathan
“Personally not a fan of the hair”
At this moment he knew he f$#ked up😂
5:50 the way my jaw dropped...
Bro did Caesar wrong
Dropped as hard as that cross did not gonna lie
(I apologize, I laughed hella though xD)
The way it slipped in...
nah they did him dirty 😭
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
YOU SHOULD'VE SHOWN HIM CHAD IGGY
Get out of here they’re still alive
he’s a fucking dog 😭
@@gobbo9113 pet shop is dead
HELL NAH
Woof woof arf arf -Iggy
Smash or pass with a non-JoJo watcher and "an open mind" is more fun than just doing it with a standard JoJo fan. Wonderful, he's now got gay dirt on him.
Yes
Don't need to be gay to appreciate beauty.
@@rancorious7785 The good artstyle
No Pesci in the list? But he in the thumbnail 😭
they should put the la squadra squad here but they didnt :(
@@afrina3781 next vid prob
@@afrina3781 if melone was here smash or pass
So you’re worried about yukako being 16 but Giorno at 15 is just fine?
Yes
Giorno is the mafia boss, who is going to check him 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
"next is polna-" "pass." "... what?"
how dare him to pass polnareff, he's literally all good in humanity.
if he had used a manga pic it might’ve been a different story 😭 idk why david production took his eyebrows away from him
Surprisingly high quality video with good chemistry between both of you for such a small channel
"Not a fan of the hair"
NAHH HE DIDN'T 💀
I saw pesci on the thumbnail and i clicked as soon as humanly possible
You got tricked
@@grammeland1kinda of a cheap trick ngl
"I'm not watching Jojo's."
Man has a DEATH GRIP on that L.
If Abbachio didn't make it into smash, I would have committed a hate crime.
How did he say no to Kakyoin, imagine the tongue action
Broooo.... 😭
I like how he calls Joseph a racist behind closed doors yet the first thing he does in the story is save a black kid from racist cops
Part 3 kicks Japanese man in nuts
He's also friends with a Nazi and is extremely racist to the Japanese in part 3 so I think that cancels that out
Jack: not a fan of the hair
Josuke: *I am 200 m from your location and rapidly approaching*
Esidisi is criminally under rated. That loyalty. That passion. And in the manga, DAT ASS.
Also, Okuyasu is adorable.
2:19 I heard a knock in the background after he insulted his hair!!
"we are both hetero sexual men here"
I feel like this is a lie
Yall need the part 7 and 8 characters plus stands and the rest of the characters that have a part in the show, like Stroheim for ex. I definitely agree with a lot of these tho. Just have a whole series of these XD Id watch it.
I smash josu
The video would get even longer tho
hot pants can get it
Diego def a big smash
I better be on the left side.
"the first guy who wouldnt physically harm me"
SIR THATS FUCKING *DIAVOLO*
Guy who wouldn't smash Josuke: "Is that gonna get me like shot?"
*Meanwhile Josuke loading his gun*
You don't disrespect the goof- I mean very cool hair
What did you say ab- never mind @@insanitygaming1526
Jack stopping to say "it's a falcon", then a second later saying "Smash" to Pet Shop killed the fuck out of me
I see. Yukako's off limits, but the teenage Josuke and Okuyasu aren't problematic XP
And jotaro and giorno
“Not a fan of the hair.”
“…What’s that music?”
*Josukes theme plays intensely getting louder and louder*
oh ma gah its five pebbies
( epic piano)
Me: “I hold no illusions as to what I’m here for” *_(skips straight to Bucciarati)_*
The way you pronounce names always makes me cry and I love it
"Not a fan of the hair"
"TF YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR??"
-josuke
YOU DID CAESAR SO DIRTY OMG 😭
What you said about abbachio is so wrong, he wouldn't hesitate to throw you off a bridge
SHIZZZZZAAAAAAAA
Not one La Squadra member? Honestly shocked! Gonna need a part 2 of this.
Bro, finding this channel for the first time like 10 minutes ago.
I was fucking shocked when I saw your sub count with the high quality content you're making.
You've got another sub bro, keep it up
my man thank you so much :)
Tequila joseph whereee 😭
Beyond smash
Technically, jotaro was a father in part 4 too, we just didnt see jolyne at the time or know she existed. Shes like 6 or 7 in part 4 or something iirc based on how old she is in part 6 and when part 6 takes place.
jolyne was born in 1992 and part 4 takes place in 1999 so yeah he was a dad then
“Great googly moogely” is the best description of Lisa Lisa and also accurate
Yup, Caesar Zeppeli got smashed all right
Are we gonna talk about how half this list is underage
how can you not smash Suzie Q?
Have you seen her waist movement at the end of part 2!?
I don't like to be horny about stuff I like... but this does amuse me.
She is super cute. I don't know how anyone could not wanna smash.
She also didn't have a guy in decades which definitely would be doing something for some people.
Yeah but that scene if her filming homeless Japanese men wasn't it 😑
Jonathan is a gentle man for sure! At no way he'll be that dominant in bed unless you ask him to.
5:50 the disrespect on Caesar💀💀
"Is that gonna get me shot"
*Worse*
I'm so mad he had the same "he looks like he peddles crypto" response to Okuyasu and his stand without even knowing lmao
Jonathan in the bed: Oh golly gobbers, be careful with your jaw, I don't want you to hurt by the time I kiss you; also please do not actually lick the head, I'm quite sensitive there because I was never circuncised
WHAT THE FUCK DID I READ 😭
@@ProbablyHeavensDoor If Rohan were to read my mind with Heaven's Door, he'd have to get through so much weird shit before even getting to anything remotely important
@@LoanRepresentative i dont think he’d be interested …
@@ProbablyHeavensDoor Rohan is too curious for his own good
you managed to get the most unnatractive picture possible for kars
I love how he got Jonathan COMPLETELY wrong but Joseph COMPLETELY right
the fact that risotto is not included has me furious
THE WAY KOICHI JUST APPEARED IN PASS
Koichi needs to be in pass
"Heres a full fit"
**you hear a faint "Nooooooo" scream from the distance**
No way bro said Jonathan looks like he has ego. Bros just a gentleman…
"I'm not a fan of the hair"
"CURAZYO DIAMONDO"
5:50 I expected it, I didn't think you'd actualy do it xD OMG I'm dying xD
8:19 ビッグ草www
"We're both heterosexual males here" You watch jojo, how can you be straight
THIS IS SO FUNNY lmao got me giggling the whole time. The Dio part... real.
The fact that you said, Speedwagon was a side character hurt my soul he is the main character
Just wait till he sees Gyro, Johnny, Ringo, Funny, Hot Pants, Diego and more
At least most of the SBR cast are adults (except for Lucy Steel)...
ALL MINOR ALERTS:
1:43 Jotaro 17
2:28 Josuke 16
2:30 Giorno 15
7:47 Fugo 16
7:55 16, 15, 17
“I don’t like the hair”
*josuke higashikata wants to know your location*
6:05 Im personally offended
the way you fucking moved kira to smash 💀💀
the fact he said both okuyasu and his stand pedal crypto is hilarious
BRO WILLY U SHOULD DO A JOJO QUIZ WITH JACK ABOUT SHIPS IN JOJO'S XD
like you select a couple of characters and 2 of them r the ones that are shipped together commonly. and he has to try and guess. that would be hilarious ngl
I decline to answer any questions regarding my decisions at this time.
1:03 *IM FUCKING GONE* 💀
"I'm not a big fan of his hair."
*Josuke casually busting into our universe*
Polnareff getting passes in and out of his franchise 🤣
"not a fan of the hair"
C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ ̶D̶i̶a̶m̶o̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶p̶a̶w̶n̶e̶d̶
Him: i’m not a big fan of the hair
Josuke:🔪🩸
I'm surprised you didn't include part 1 Dio sense part 3 Dio's body from the neck down use to belong to Johnathan
I love how the rat image looks like it’s saying the 2 years message
“i watch jojos and im heterosexual” he must be under attack by talking heads
2:35 CRAZYYY thing to say considdering you absolutely know Giorno is 15 YEARS OLD. that is a child sir.
7:28 i love how the "+2 years then call me" tag looks like its for the rat
How do you smash Diabolo? He is in a death loop... Do you see him all 60 deaths just to have sxx? And than he literally dies by sex?
"Diavolo death n°1562: death by snu snu"
"I don't like the hair" the reaction to that was hilarious
OUT OF EVERYTHING HE SAID THAT ABOUT JOSUKES HAIR
"I have a problem with his hair, would that get me shot?" *YES*
Trish could've been there. But, on the other hand, she has the same problem as Yukako - her age.
2:19 10 Haunting Clips taken seconds before disaster.
Yukako: is underage so they freak out
Part 3 Jotaro, Giorno, Josuke, Narancia etc. being underage aswell -__-
narancia is 19
@@AegisGaming99 Didn't Narancia say "Hah! I'm 2 years older than you. " when Giorno introduced himself?
@@sanspower3419 oh i saw that he was 19 somewhere
Bro the ceaser full fit was crazy
5:16 Bro haven't yet seen Gyro
Need a part 2 bcus I have to know the the fate of risotto in the smash or pass. Truly that will decide if im gunna subscribe or not
3:02 smash
"not a fan of the hair" rest in peace bro last words😔😔
wait...giorno is 16.........
15*
@@ManLover3 he’s 16 at the end of part 5 when it shows his boss outfit
@@JustAWeebVEVO no it's literally 1 week between the start and end of part 5
@@Wavpro yeah but he’s apperantly 16 by the end of the week-
@@JustAWeebVEVO at the end of the week it'd be the 6th of April roughly, while Giorno's birthday is the 19th of 16th (I forgor 💀).
Pretty close but not really. He's 16 during purple Haze feedback tho
7:00 "abort abort"
Giorno, Josuke, Part 3 Jotaro, Fugo, Narancia, Kakyoin: 💀💀
(Giorno is 15, that CRAZY 😭😭)
Man how did I miss this ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 also FF is plankton not bacteria
I feel so bad, but I laughed my ass off when he pulled up that picture of Caesar......
SHIIIIIIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Ain't no way he said he didn't like my son's hair... bro is dead. RIP BOZO
Willy got that Vlad the Impailer stache