A homeless dude asked me for change one time. I didnt have any so i offered him my can of mixed nuts. He said : "i aint got teef!" and started laughing lol
I am terribly, utterly truthful about being so sad about your terrible twist of fate. I fell asleep at the wheel many years ago, and just got implants bc of the damned medications i had to take for pain from crushed ankle. It sucked loosing them, bc I never thought how painful a tooth ache/dying tooth can feel. I hope you have "your full set of chompers." 😅 Either way, you're alive & we are all happy for you.
I'm the same age as you and lost all my teeth at 32. Unfortunately, crack cocaine isn't as tragic a reason as a car accident. But yeah if fucking sucks
His routine and delivery are the same. These guys podcast so much they never grow in their act. They are always talking so they all stunted their development 15 years ago lol
Yeah this bit is horribly cliche and unfunny. At least it’s not a story about something “funny” his kid did or said, cause that is world class comedy in todays America.
I knew a multimillionaire that had horrible biscuits. They were wore down and extremely yellowed. But he never did anything about them. That has to mean that some people have a huge fear of dentistry.
True, i get still working because for some they enjoying what they do when they work and in fact having thst much back money may allow work to be less stressful cause you arent doing it for money anymore. But still get some of your needs met man
It’s totally respectable to keep up a healthy lifestyle despite winning the lottery. It’s the best way to ensure it doesn’t ruin life. With that said, why wouldn’t you at least get some teeth? What’s the money for if not to get you teeth?
I thought the caption said "other PEOPLE'S teeth" which really changes the meaning lol. I was like weird thing to be into but if you got 350 mil do your thing I guess
I mean, teeth is the only part of your body that doesn't repair itself, so you have to take extremely good care of them. If there's one thing you should not cheap out on, it's your teeth. Everything about them is permanent.
I actually know a billionaire whom is missing one his front teeth. It showed me that he doesn't like spending money on himself. Then, as I got to know him better, I figured out where he spends most of his money. He spends it on his friends, family, and helping those around him succeed. He's kinda one of my favorite people.
@@LaLadybug2011 true. However, him not fixing his tooth also says a lot about him. It says he's not conceited, he's busy, cares little for himself, and a noticeable flaw humanizes him. Please keep in mind, when I first met him, I expected a cut throat, narcissistic, businessman. But, when I saw his missing tooth, and paid attention to his general demeanor, I almost immediately decided that I could trust him. And now, he kinda feels like family.
Yeah, if I won the lottery I would pay off all of my loans(house, car, etc.) I would set aside some for spending, and then get a financial advisor to assist with investing. Also, to keep my family off my back I would probably gift my direct family the legal maximum for an untaxable gift. But yeah, I would 100% keep my job, and probably drive the same car. Haha
The guy that won the lottery probably has a shady accountant who said "for the first ten years, don't change anything and you'll be set for life" while he's skimming...
I think Tom can afford to help me out with some teeth now. I mean the guys got a six foot mural of his infant son hanging up in his L.A. mansion. I think it’s time Tom.
fake teeth run about $2000 each, IF your teeth/ jaw are good enough to accept them. Once you get into implants, a set of new teeth will cost about $45,000, minimum. I understand why he is saying this
I sadly have some one so dear to me and hasn’t smiled sense 13 years old because of tooth loss and .i agree he is 43 now and we I have been saving for two years now because the one thing he said is, I wish someone would just ask me to smile and say hey I hope you out with your teeth it might change your life smile my single mother save enough money for this person that I love I like it’s a joke, but it’s real
I could say yes, as somebody who didn’t have any teeth at all for a few weeks, a few months back having teeth, even false teeth rocks your options for food go way up a man can only eat so much mashed potatoes before you start to hate all of human existence you can eat pizza without teeth, but it’s not the same thing as eating with teeth
I literally have $15 right now. Thinking about that down payment
350 million isn't even anywhere close to the biggest Lotto win people have won over a billion dollars
You know this is old right 😂😂💀
I try to keep up with lots of standup...Tom is one of my favorites. I don't care about when it's from.
@@SoftASF
Good luck because a top row of implants run bout 25k on a good day 🤣
same
Welp this aged perfectly. Having trouble with rent? “Figure it the *uck out”
Tom has a little kid haircut in the clip LMAOOOOO
that's just how hair grows when your peaks are widowed
He went from "id buy people teeth" to "these losers tell me not to talk about my cars so much"
Ehhhhh
To be fair, this whole time he was talking about how he'd change if he had $350mill, so I guess he was right, he has changed lol
It's almost time for Tom to start buying us all some teeth, y'all!!
Not even remotely
Yet he hasn’t bought himself hair
Tom is a greedy bastard and wouldn't buy a starving kid a slice of pizza
A homeless dude asked me for change one time. I didnt have any so i offered him my can of mixed nuts. He said : "i aint got teef!" and started laughing lol
Legend
He went from “I’d pay other peoples’ healthcare” to “why are there so many poors in my airport” real quick
As a 38yr old that was in a car accident and lost ALL his fuckn teeth yes having them is absolutely crucial!!!!!💯💯
Damn, you lost all your teeth in a car accident? That is fucking rough man, what other injuries from it? Sounds like your lucky to be alive.
I feel your pain I have horrible Teeth
I am terribly, utterly truthful about being so sad about your terrible twist of fate. I fell asleep at the wheel many years ago, and just got implants bc of the damned medications i had to take for pain from crushed ankle. It sucked loosing them, bc I never thought how painful a tooth ache/dying tooth can feel. I hope you have "your full set of chompers." 😅 Either way, you're alive & we are all happy for you.
I bet the guy that won has been without teeth longer
I'm the same age as you and lost all my teeth at 32. Unfortunately, crack cocaine isn't as tragic a reason as a car accident. But yeah if fucking sucks
This is when Tom didn't mind "Poors"
I thought he meant buying other people's teeth for himself for a second...😂
Fr😂
Same
That’s what it would be now
I Love this guy
A lot of people might not know this but Tim was actually 25 in this clip, guy been doing comedy for 40 years now
This aged well...
Why? What happened?
Tom looks so good nowadays and also crushes entirely differently now
he sucks.
tom "poor people suck" segura
Yeah this aged like milk.
His routine and delivery are the same. These guys podcast so much they never grow in their act. They are always talking so they all stunted their development 15 years ago lol
tf u on abt😂😂😂
I read the title as "I'd be buying other people's teeth"
That’s a better joke tbh
😅😅
The japanese guy is making sense
These were the last years he had hair. Hairline be like : Peek-A Boo. 😂
Now that Tom has the money, I want my teeth! Lol
Teeth really are totally awesome.
This is a good bit 😂
😮buy me new teeth tom! I need them
Please buy me some teeth. 😂
I think Tom could get away with hiding a dead body with this transformation. Tom’s the new G!! WHERE ARE THE BODIES TOMMM!???!?
Tom won the biggest lottery by finding favor in the sight of Joe Rogan.
Buy me teeth Tom. Lol
Like anyone would do this. 😂
Those people who buy other people stuff end up burning through all their dough and their new fake friends in 2-3 years tops. It’s the lottery curse.
Okay, they weren't kidding when they said to become a Legend tier comedian it takes a lot of years.
Makes me think I could easily become a comic
Yeah this bit is horribly cliche and unfunny. At least it’s not a story about something “funny” his kid did or said, cause that is world class comedy in todays America.
Taking a bite out of false teeth.
I could REALLY use a set of teeth man. Put me on the list!
My cousin lost all his teeth in the war.... the war on drugs
I knew a multimillionaire that had horrible biscuits. They were wore down and extremely yellowed. But he never did anything about them. That has to mean that some people have a huge fear of dentistry.
Or it might just never have crossed his mind
I love his comedic personality. 😂
he probably did buy new teeth, it just takes so long for an available dentist that he's still waiting for the appointment xD
Bro ,I really hope he wins the lot lottery
You can buy me teeth..
Im here for my teeth now
I want some teeth 😅
True, i get still working because for some they enjoying what they do when they work and in fact having thst much back money may allow work to be less stressful cause you arent doing it for money anymore.
But still get some of your needs met man
See how the money actually changed him.
I need teeth. Big time.
Ahh I kinda miss fat Ted
When Tom wax funny
It’s totally respectable to keep up a healthy lifestyle despite winning the lottery. It’s the best way to ensure it doesn’t ruin life. With that said, why wouldn’t you at least get some teeth? What’s the money for if not to get you teeth?
For real 😅
We all know how Tom feels about “The Poors”!
As a guy with no teeth and no money. Tom buy me some teeth!
So I guess it's time for him to buy me some teeth
I thought the caption said "other PEOPLE'S teeth" which really changes the meaning lol. I was like weird thing to be into but if you got 350 mil do your thing I guess
I need new teeth but I'm broke, 😂
This man is about to be a spokesperson for teeth implants 😄
Ha.
You can change my life with teetih, I'll give you way more
Flash forward to Tom throwing a fit in the airport because they had to check his bag, and calling his fans poors. Lmao
You'd have half of that money, because the taxes on lottery winnings is 50%
I’m not going to lie when this video started I thought it was a little person that looked like Tom
Ok but where’s the dentist that allows 15$ down payments?? 😂
This must be before the lottery dude in California who keeps buying mansions instead of teeth.
Someone recently won 2 billion.
And this clip isn’t recent.
So? Some one winning more than the ammount tom said is irrelevant to the video...does he have TEETH?
@@donguapo7862it's the principle!!
I mean, teeth is the only part of your body that doesn't repair itself, so you have to take extremely good care of them. If there's one thing you should not cheap out on, it's your teeth. Everything about them is permanent.
Tommy buns I know you have 350 mill. I need some work bruh 😭
I actually know a billionaire whom is missing one his front teeth. It showed me that he doesn't like spending money on himself. Then, as I got to know him better, I figured out where he spends most of his money. He spends it on his friends, family, and helping those around him succeed. He's kinda one of my favorite people.
He could buy himself a tooth and STILL do all of those things. Teeth are important-it's the first thing people remember about you.
@@LaLadybug2011 true. However, him not fixing his tooth also says a lot about him. It says he's not conceited, he's busy, cares little for himself, and a noticeable flaw humanizes him. Please keep in mind, when I first met him, I expected a cut throat, narcissistic, businessman. But, when I saw his missing tooth, and paid attention to his general demeanor, I almost immediately decided that I could trust him. And now, he kinda feels like family.
you can start with mine...
סליחה שאני מגיבה בעברית
אבל רק דוברי השפה יבינו....
זו פשוט התגלמות מושלמת של הביטוי ''אלוהים נותן אגוזים למי שאין לו שיניים'' 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m not saying this is bad by any means but it should be great motivation for any new comic starting out. Look at Tom’s quality now
Yeah, if I won the lottery I would pay off all of my loans(house, car, etc.) I would set aside some for spending, and then get a financial advisor to assist with investing. Also, to keep my family off my back I would probably gift my direct family the legal maximum for an untaxable gift.
But yeah, I would 100% keep my job, and probably drive the same car. Haha
The guy that won the lottery probably has a shady accountant who said "for the first ten years, don't change anything and you'll be set for life" while he's skimming...
As a Dental Student, this made me so happy
Literally me..... Honestly I'd be buying other people teeth 🤣🤣🤣
Awesome but like anything. If you don’t have it you adjust.
Jeez no amount of money could make Tom look good 👍
I think Tom can afford to help me out with some teeth now. I mean the guys got a six foot mural of his infant son hanging up in his L.A. mansion. I think it’s time Tom.
I was not ready for young Tom Segura
Tom be hitting that TRT these days. Why are all these comics following Joe Rogan Test regiment
Austin Tamargo.
Lolololololol true. I know a man who has plenty of money and refuses to spend a penny for desperately needed teeth
Fat Tom was funnier
No Iike the dark humor, don't be scared of change ❤
You talkin bout Randy Smith?
Hey look it’s Tom when he was relatable.
fake teeth run about $2000 each, IF your teeth/ jaw are good enough to accept them. Once you get into implants, a set of new teeth will cost about $45,000, minimum. I understand why he is saying this
That would be the first thing I'd do.
Hey Tom, now that you're rich can you buy me teeth
Teeth just get in the way when giving head.
I thought the title said "I'd buy other peoples teeth"
I sadly have some one so dear to me and hasn’t smiled sense 13 years old because of tooth loss and .i agree he is 43 now and we I have been saving for two years now because the one thing he said is, I wish someone would just ask me to smile and say hey I hope you out with your teeth it might change your life smile my single mother save enough money for this person that I love I like it’s a joke, but it’s real
I could say yes, as somebody who didn’t have any teeth at all for a few weeks, a few months back having teeth, even false teeth rocks your options for food go way up a man can only eat so much mashed potatoes before you start to hate all of human existence you can eat pizza without teeth, but it’s not the same thing as eating with teeth
There's ways around not having teeth, but the IRS will getcha if you're not careful with the dosh. Old dude has the right idea, for now at least.
I miss the old Segura, chop up the soul Segura, set on his goals segura
Sounds like a great plan! Need all uppers😢😅
Tommy Bunz tryna fight his way outta this fat bearded guy is just nuts to see. Keep em' high and tight.
Now he just calls you a “poor” if you dont buy his crap.
I miss this Tom….
What is the special called?
He's got the money now yet not bought one tooth
I think we need to make jeans commit to this now that he's so wealthy
Dear tom. I could really use teeth please 😢
Amen, Tom! Teeth are awesome, and it's a great thing to be able to help others get some!
I’ll trade him my teeth for a million
That’s def not the biggest lottery ever. The biggest around $1 Billion
Think he'd buy me teeth? Im 29 and could use a set.
Roger Wilco