Malört Mixology: Chocolate Covered Strawberries

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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
  • A special Valentine's Day "treat" for you to share with that person you love/hate.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 47

  • @muddlewait8844
    @muddlewait8844 Рік тому +26

    Nothing goes together like not having a significant other on Valentine’s Day and Malört.

  • @ColdRunnerGWN
    @ColdRunnerGWN Рік тому +38

    You know you're having relationship issues when you can relate it to Malort.

  • @Christopher_Wheeler
    @Christopher_Wheeler Рік тому +11

    Another great vid. I don’t have much else to say but I’m trying to help the algorithm.

  • @ingasparrow
    @ingasparrow Рік тому +9

    You've consumed quite a bit of Malort. Yet, your body still actively tries to reject it. I'm impressed by your willpower, sir.

  • @kyleslavin6540
    @kyleslavin6540 Рік тому +11

    You know, I really have a sneaking suspicion that he really enjoys Malort and this has all been an extensive prank on himself as well as us.

  • @AD-on3zx
    @AD-on3zx Рік тому +3

    Bathing in melted tires and roadkill is my Bruce Springsteen cover band!

  • @BrandonsYouTube
    @BrandonsYouTube Рік тому +4

    Saw a vehicle license plate here in Nashville yesterday that read "Malort".... no lie. Thought of you lol.

  • @chaoarecool
    @chaoarecool Рік тому +9

    This is cute but we were promised malort eggnog

  • @slipit9
    @slipit9 Рік тому +9

    A Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reference and Malort.
    God Tier sir.

  • @chuckfinley6747
    @chuckfinley6747 Рік тому +11

    I honestly think PV3’s relationship with Malort is less toxic than his marriage was.

  • @Floopy31
    @Floopy31 Рік тому +5

    Malort and spitoon? Guess you deserve the like today.

  • @acidhelm
    @acidhelm Рік тому +3

    "If you don't, you find a substitute." I feel very much attacked right now.

  • @authorrayrogers
    @authorrayrogers Рік тому +1

    1:53 is my NEW desktop wallpaper. His face looks like how I feel every Valentine's Day.

  • @DefconMaster
    @DefconMaster Рік тому +4

    Malört: it's just as bitter as you are towards your ex!
    On a more serious note, I tried making a Bitter End cocktail with it lately and it turned out really good! Mix one part Malört with one part grapefruit juice and pour it into a Radler! It's really citrusy and refreshing while not hiding the bitterness of Malört but instead complimenting it, and I'd highly recommend giving it a try!

  • @Ztb15
    @Ztb15 Рік тому +2

    Valentines Day.... and BING!!!!! Here's to being on Bings radar!!!!! Love you guys!!!

  • @timdecoursey287
    @timdecoursey287 Рік тому +2

    That glass of Malört was sitting there like Chekhov's gun

  • @kevinblessing4257
    @kevinblessing4257 Рік тому +4

    There's an amazing ramen shop in my town. Run by a punk rocker that makes any customer drink a shot of Malort if they say Malort. Jeppsons is safe though so that's how I refer to it. I'm like Norm from Cheers and when I went in yesterday for delicious food I was greeted with a shot of Malort. I even ended the night on that bile-flavored drink. Man that stuff stays with you despite delicious food haha.

  • @emmyali920
    @emmyali920 Рік тому

    As a Chicagoan, I know EXACTLY how that “woooo” and shudder feels like.

  • @TheCastelloCodger
    @TheCastelloCodger Рік тому

    “I see darkness…” Yup!😂

  • @amandawollnick4039
    @amandawollnick4039 Рік тому +1

    A few ideas - Pina Colada with Malort. Or use in a Jungle Bird or Negroni, but sub Malort for the Campari.

  • @nappa0582
    @nappa0582 Рік тому +1

    Holy shi-... a new Malort?! Is there a chance for a Tequila Sunrise?!
    No?
    LET ME DREAM, DAMN IT!

  • @daviduliana9950
    @daviduliana9950 Рік тому

    More Mellefuous Malort Metaphors. Thanks PVIII

  • @dennisboulais7905
    @dennisboulais7905 Рік тому +1

    Most excellent episode!

  • @Kknightstar
    @Kknightstar Рік тому

    Respect!

  • @gavin46063
    @gavin46063 Рік тому +1

    Malort and Valentine's Day! Must taste like Abby!

  • @oldmandeath
    @oldmandeath Рік тому +2

    yet again, for your next do a French 75, replace the Gin with Malort.

  • @matthewboughton7403
    @matthewboughton7403 Рік тому

    Bing is coming back new and improved. Which means your ahead of the trend pv3.

  • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
    @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME Рік тому +1

    WHO WAS THE CO-WORKER ABBY SLEPT WITH? Was it the guy with the ice farm? Was it the French fella? Was it Dean?
    4:28 Who's Paul?

  • @MrPressingIssue
    @MrPressingIssue Рік тому

    Oh my this is wild

  • @rexhollingsworth
    @rexhollingsworth Рік тому

    Hey, you got the car back!

  • @AD-on3zx
    @AD-on3zx Рік тому +1

    At 4:00 I actually said "oof" out loud.

  • @Xavier_Diabolu
    @Xavier_Diabolu Рік тому +2

    "The death is subtle, but it is there." The Emily Dickinson of UA-cam.

  • @f00dify
    @f00dify Рік тому

    I have a question for everyone. Have you ever heard of Barrel Aged Malort?

  • @dsdonovan
    @dsdonovan Рік тому

    The wooden mannequins look like they are running away from the Malort.

  • @vectorgen
    @vectorgen Рік тому

    Hot Buttered Malort!

  • @RoboRed68315
    @RoboRed68315 Рік тому

    1:57 I need to find a way to clip this. I sense meme potential

  • @TheTamally
    @TheTamally Рік тому

    I'm beginning to think Prescott actually likes malort now

  • @Lord_Godd
    @Lord_Godd Рік тому

    How about a Malort Negroni. Replace the gin with Malort?

  • @FilthyCasualYT
    @FilthyCasualYT Рік тому

    What did those poor strawberries ever do to deserve that?

  • @somerandomguy32
    @somerandomguy32 Рік тому

    I SEE DARKNESS.. pv3

  • @ashsteele7361
    @ashsteele7361 Рік тому

    Somyuleyhn

  • @jimapplebee5322
    @jimapplebee5322 Рік тому

    Man, you need some self respect & lay off the Malort, it's not worth it.