I was once at this brunch, and this woman walked in with this horrible attitude. I'll never forget it; just the way she stepped up to the front counter, with all of the entitlement in the world. She looked at the server dead in the eye and said, "PV3, I hate your beard."
You know what else would be great with a brunch? Well if for some reason the past year or so you haven't seen it, I suggest having a Malort Mixology French 75. Replace that sad Gin with Malort. It will be great, probably.
If someone thinks that real maple syrup smells like urine, then either they or someone that they live with has Maple Syrup Urine Disease (MSUD). It's a rare metabolic disorder that means that they are missing certain enzymes that break down certain amino acids. Those people should consult a doctor before the buildup of byproducts from this condition damages their brain or other organs.
I've never been kicked out of a brunch but one time I went to a place that was Breakfast OR Lunch and you had to choose - Like you weren't allowed to have both. That was an experience.
I have a weird soft spot for this stuff. While im normally a neat whiskey, dry wine, and black coffee kinda guy, this stuff is a nice dessert with the family. Cant say ive ever been to a nascar race or a waffle house though.
one possibility to offset the sugar in this would be to add something bitter to it. Do you, by any chance know of a beverage with a bitter note to add to this drink? Sadly for me, nothing comes to mind
Government: prints so goddam much money, it more than doubles the entire M2 nation's money supply in under 3 years Wine Guy: it's the corporations' fault. I've met Flat-Earth, communist, vegan pastafarians who believe less asinine shit than this guy. Unsubscribed and out of my notifications
Well, the corps do run the government and they have been guilty of rampant price gouging because they knew they can get away with it, not to mention fewer companies controlling entire industries, so...
Great now add Malort.
It would curdle immediately.
@@dannyfrog The question isn't whether it will curdle or not - the question is, will he still drink it?
Mixing with Malort should be a requirement.
this channel is painfully underrated.
Sounds like a product that’ll have you speed-walking to the nearest restroom.
I keep seeing this in store
I keep avoiding it
Your consistency with the character is commendable. Well done sir.
Character?
I was once at this brunch, and this woman walked in with this horrible attitude. I'll never forget it; just the way she stepped up to the front counter, with all of the entitlement in the world. She looked at the server dead in the eye and said, "PV3, I hate your beard."
Was her name Abby?
4:52 PV3 looking like you just interrupted Wolverine drinking his breakfast
LOL that is spot on.
In a jar and ''creamy''? Almost expected there to be a figurine included.
The jars should be collectible, link to some movie or TV franchise like Lilo & Sitch
@@syme9925I pray that you don’t know what nucleartopspot was referring to.
@@sluggy1739 reminded me of cold ones getting the belle delphine bathwater, what WAS the reference?
@@oldghostbillyDONT google rainbowdash in a glass jar
@@oldghostbillysome post about a guy storing an anime figurine in a jar and filling it with... ahem... white bodily fluid
You know what else would be great with a brunch? Well if for some reason the past year or so you haven't seen it, I suggest having a Malort Mixology French 75. Replace that sad Gin with Malort. It will be great, probably.
This has "Merica written all over it.
If someone thinks that real maple syrup smells like urine, then either they or someone that they live with has Maple Syrup Urine Disease (MSUD). It's a rare metabolic disorder that means that they are missing certain enzymes that break down certain amino acids. Those people should consult a doctor before the buildup of byproducts from this condition damages their brain or other organs.
Okay.... I had to look that up.
You are ***NOT*** joking... well that is just depressing.
Peaceful Skies.
@@phlogistanjones2722 It was a plot point in a Patricia Cornwell mystery!
if someone thinks syrup smells like urine, they might be diabetic and not realize it.
I love the idea of this with the coffee. Treat it like a Baileys.
PV3 did not want to swish that. you could tell it killed him inside
Glad I saw you try this so I wasn't tempted to buy it.
We need to see this in a Malört cocktail.
I've never been kicked out of a brunch but one time I went to a place that was Breakfast OR Lunch and you had to choose - Like you weren't allowed to have both. That was an experience.
I have a weird soft spot for this stuff. While im normally a neat whiskey, dry wine, and black coffee kinda guy, this stuff is a nice dessert with the family. Cant say ive ever been to a nascar race or a waffle house though.
it took me a week to see this video cuz i was doing a week of water fasting and avoided food videos, i missed you wine guy ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
It’s good to see that PV3 is living well since Dean Died, it was nice of those mobsters to let him keep using dean’s place.
The hell is a sipping cream?!
A cream for sippin
A brand new euphemism for weiner sauce, one can only presume.
You are the gold standard for reviews...
I feel bad that you are unemployed.... but you add richness to our lives by your misery.
"37 And a Lot of Waffle House Fights" is my new band name. Thanks PV3!
Will it malort?
I got a jar of this in my fridge... YUM!
Funny how we can have Eggo liquor and no one cries “think of the children”.
We got a mention of Uncle Jack!
I just saw Johny Bootlegger's at the store. Looks similar to MD20/20...hoping you might be interested in being the guinea pig for us.
Ole smoky blue flame next 😁😁
one possibility to offset the sugar in this would be to add something bitter to it. Do you, by any chance know of a beverage with a bitter note to add to this drink? Sadly for me, nothing comes to mind
Can't imagine what Cobes would mix this with.
This didn't end up as... violent as I thought it would. Good for you! Bad for us.
Leggo of my Eggo. On second thought --
I have a feeling that's not real maple syrup in there, not sure why. I enjoy you PV3. You're hilarious, despite your deep inner pain. Like a clown!
might be good for ice-cream, maybe burn off the alcohol.
........slides a bottle of Malort over to try with the sipping cream.
the aftertaste description sounded so foul youre so brave pv3
They didn't kick me out, they tried though. I fell out all by myself
Does it Malort? Let's be real. We all were thinking it.
Eggo-ito
Starter alcoholism for kids.
If your piss smells like syrup, you might wanna check your blood sugar.
Maple syrup pee is actually a condition where your body can't process a certain protein.
Just in time to enjoy a new vid while still being underage
Nice
If their urine smells like maple syrup, they might want to be tested for diabetes
The mention of Waffle House made me briefly wonder about a Waffle House branded liquor, then I realized that would just be Everclear.
Spittoon!
Mix it with M A L Ö R T. :)
2:53 That person might have a condition, consider talking to them about it.
a different appelation for Appalachian
Wait... is that PresCat??? Or a different cat??
Oh but I wanna be kicked out of a brunch and I'll be good, first.
Bill Hicks, was right. Marking is evil.
Not "urine", baby urine, like a diaper.
Appa-latch-chah. Drop the fake accent and you'll have it. From the Blue Ridge in North Carolina/Virginia/Tennessee.
Some shameful things have come from TN (Pres Jackson) but this is just embarrassing
If your urine smells like maple syrup you may have diabetes
Ok.What da hell is "sipping" cream😳?
hey man..fuck you for the beard i want one soooo bad im forty and look 19 lol congrats on the lort sponser good sir
"In those days there was no king in Israel; every man did that which was right in his own eyes."
Judges 21:25
The insane adventures preceding that verse give it a unique feel. A lot is being said with a simple statement
Drop some Malort in that concoction.
He needs to do this with Malort.
ive been kicked out of a brunch because im american
Second comment 😂
I do not understand creamy alcoholic drinks. Just eat a pudding cup while you sip on wine if you want to be both 7 years old and get drunk
Government: prints so goddam much money, it more than doubles the entire M2 nation's money supply in under 3 years
Wine Guy: it's the corporations' fault.
I've met Flat-Earth, communist, vegan pastafarians who believe less asinine shit than this guy. Unsubscribed and out of my notifications
Well, the corps do run the government and they have been guilty of rampant price gouging because they knew they can get away with it, not to mention fewer companies controlling entire industries, so...
If you think those things arent connected then you have bigger things than this channel to worry about
If you think flat-earth is less asinine than anything your judgement can’t be trusted. 😂