TF2: The Impending Summer Update

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  • Опубліковано 8 лют 2023
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  • @ZestyJesus
    @ZestyJesus  Рік тому +305

    Man, I'm tired of being right.

    • @ka7rwkarma
      @ka7rwkarma Рік тому +24

      Just don't buy anything from their game anymore, I just know I'm done with hats and unusuals.

    • @wahbucket501
      @wahbucket501 Рік тому +12

      when the rest of the world wakes up there’s gonna be a shitstorm

    • @ToaKoran
      @ToaKoran Рік тому +40

      Man... Valve is not going to see a very positive reception after that backpedal...
      I mean, come on, they HAD to know what wording like that on the TF2 BLOG, which is so seldom used for anything anymore, would stir in a community as starved as this one, right?
      They HAD to know this would reverb back and forth because they actually announced an approaching update as though it were something special. Had they not said anything people would have just been expecting the usual, and if they had more carefully worded from the beginning people would have just pictured something like Blue Moon, but a bit bigger, perhaps. This update could still be something of a breath of fresh air, but they've now cemented a bad taste in everyone's mouths, and possibly just snapped that last straw for many seeing this as them toying with a criminally under-served community for a game still making them boat-loads of money.
      How do you screw up promoting an update THIS fucking badly? Even though I doubt it was the intention, this felt like a spit to the face from them, building excitement just to silently dial it back for plausibly deniability after using your desperate playerbase to drum up hype for what appeared to be a full-on update.

    • @redlink8734
      @redlink8734 Рік тому +17

      What the actual shit is wrong is Valve?

    • @lavorg.3711
      @lavorg.3711 Рік тому +11

      Massive love hate relationship with valve here. We all love the amazing things they've created for the gaming community in general, But would it REALLY hurt to update this fucking game from 2007 ONCE?

  • @MegaLEEDLE
    @MegaLEEDLE Рік тому +522

    We are the biggest Stockholm Syndrome of a community and it really shows, I hope that there’s an actual update, I’m skeptical and optimistic

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 Рік тому +10

      My man, Warhammer.

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 Рік тому +9

      World of warcraft league of legends there is plenty worse cases

    • @malakimphoros2164
      @malakimphoros2164 Рік тому

      @@semi-useful5178 GW be like:
      Hey guys
      *6% price increase*

    • @alejandropetit6573
      @alejandropetit6573 Рік тому +10

      @@dankmemes8254 wow is depression, league is masochism
      Mother 3 fans on the other hand..

    • @DudeWithPineapple
      @DudeWithPineapple Рік тому +4

      That would be Porkymon Fans.

  • @ZestyJesus
    @ZestyJesus  Рік тому +826

    strange dragon's fury please

    • @Isaacfess
      @Isaacfess Рік тому +13

      And let us add more Warpaints to it as well!

    • @FlarfFlarfFlarf
      @FlarfFlarfFlarf Рік тому +6

      We need more strange variants of reskins

    • @paxjohnson7614
      @paxjohnson7614 Рік тому +18

      More Strangifiers!

    • @Mirthful_Midori
      @Mirthful_Midori Рік тому +12

      Dragon's Fury strangifier* please. I really like my Dragon Slayer Dragon's Fury, but it would be so much nicer if it was strange too.

    • @Zero2HeroX
      @Zero2HeroX Рік тому

      If they add a strange dragons fury i will quite literally ejaculate all over my monitor

  • @lavalord96
    @lavalord96 Рік тому +608

    Maybe they were trying to make a "After 9 years of development, hopefully it will be worth the wait" joke.

    • @The_K1tten_Earter
      @The_K1tten_Earter Рік тому

      They got 2 thirds of the way there but pussy out at the last second

    • @amienabled6665
      @amienabled6665 Рік тому +42

      I'd be anrgy for a good year then spend the next years of my life laughing at what sort of madlads valve were for pulling the troll of the century

    • @mrrooter601
      @mrrooter601 Рік тому +24

      @@amienabled6665 worth the weight heavy update

    • @cewla3348
      @cewla3348 Рік тому +13

      @@mrrooter601 "We are proud to announce, that the next major content update for Team Fortress 2 will be worth it's weight in gold, and definitely worth the wait. We bring you; the Heavy Update!"

    • @uwuLegacy
      @uwuLegacy Рік тому +3

      @@mrrooter601 holy shit you’re a genius

  • @redlink8734
    @redlink8734 Рік тому +624

    Until it comes out I'm expecting A slightly larger Blue Moon Update. I'm not expecting Decoarted weapons, new weapons, or new modes at all. Only when it comes out will I gush about that. It'll have new maps, weapons changes, and cosmectics/skins and until I'm surprised that's what I'm expecting.

    • @superequinox4185
      @superequinox4185 Рік тому +39

      worst case scenario: blue moon with maps instead of rebalances
      Best case scenario: valve making another muti-day update with meaningful content like weapon fixes

    • @Hanakooh
      @Hanakooh Рік тому +11

      maybe it would be called the Red Sun Update.
      (sorry just kidding, that was a MMBN4 joke)

    • @scrubscrub4492
      @scrubscrub4492 Рік тому +4

      I'm personally expecting a somewhat smaller but still "major" update; new maps, two to three weapons, and weapon changes. So something on the scale of Tough Break or what we ended up actually getting for End of the Line.

    • @Mirthful_Midori
      @Mirthful_Midori Рік тому +7

      @@Hanakooh What is "MMBN4"? The only "Red Sun" I can think of is a song from Metal Gear Rising.

    • @dumpygrimbo8623
      @dumpygrimbo8623 Рік тому +14

      At this point I don't care about new weapons that much, just fix the ones that have been shit for half a decade now.

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Рік тому +508

    My mind's telling me to not get overhyped.
    But my body
    my body's telling me to SCREAM in joy.

    • @RayanfhoulaBR
      @RayanfhoulaBR Рік тому +45

      i jumped around and made monkey noises like the mental defective i am

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому +21

      @@RayanfhoulaBR Retvrn to Monke (Demoman)

    • @Raxarion
      @Raxarion Рік тому +6

      This perfectly summarises my feelings when I found out about this.

    • @juancruzroviaro1043
      @juancruzroviaro1043 Рік тому +5

      "My mind is telling me no.
      But my body.
      My body is telling me yeah"

    • @localfridgestealer757
      @localfridgestealer757 Рік тому +1

      Hearing this news made me die, revive, die, and become an archangel in less than 0.00006754 milliseconds. Christ almighty this is big.

  • @DaRealBruner
    @DaRealBruner Рік тому +263

    Now is a better time than ever to vote for the cosmetics you want to see in-game.

    • @cralo2569
      @cralo2569 Рік тому +11

      frontburner is definitely my most wanted right now, too good

    • @CoolSs
      @CoolSs Рік тому +2

      Oddly. I been doing that when I am bored or free . Been doing it for weeks. Maybe i had feeling about getting an update (or it just luck )

    • @yoyodude4936
      @yoyodude4936 Рік тому

      for an update people think are coming but isn't. They changed the blog post, now it says "holiday-sized update".

  • @VerySkilledGamer
    @VerySkilledGamer Рік тому +75

    when you opened the video with the phrase "i think valve got hacked" i nearly lost it cause this post got me excited and itd be a real shame if it was just a troll hacker

  • @sir-scudio
    @sir-scudio Рік тому +25

    and just like that they edited the blogpost.
    people shat on me for "being negative". look who's laughing now?

    • @Timepickles
      @Timepickles Рік тому +2

      Well they at least confirmed community fixes so there's that I guess

    • @ghobleen
      @ghobleen Рік тому +15

      get ready for "idc its still an update!!!!!!"

    • @grum7140
      @grum7140 Рік тому +1

      I don’t think anyone is laughing now, other then Valve of course.

    • @darthgamer9861
      @darthgamer9861 Рік тому

      I aint laughing. I’m a mix between sadness and universe ending rage

  • @Timepickles
    @Timepickles Рік тому +147

    This has to be something at least bigger than what we usually get, why would they even bother with a blog post if it was? Hoping this is the start of bigger and better things for the game

    • @Soma_Shotgun
      @Soma_Shotgun Рік тому +31

      Because workshoppers, mapmakers etc. noticed how Valve only picks holiday stuff so they started pumping out those. This blogpost serves as an announcement to them that 'hey, make some non holiday shit again, we might actually pick it!'

    • @evdestroy4121
      @evdestroy4121 Рік тому +3

      It is bigger than what we usually get for a summer update.

    • @Ekid
      @Ekid Рік тому +3

      Not only that, but they also hinted that this update is going to have a theme. Small updates (bar the seasonal ones) usually don't have a theme to them.

    • @evdestroy4121
      @evdestroy4121 Рік тому +2

      @@Ekid Those are practically the only updates we get lmao

    • @Timepickles
      @Timepickles Рік тому +2

      Well they seemed to have changed their wording so idfk know what to expect now

  • @empTBn
    @empTBn Рік тому +59

    It really took almost a year since the "we hear you" tweet, huh. Still I'm gonna stay moderately positive on this one since apparently is good enough to have it hyped with a blog post after years of inactivity. As the Gabe himself would say "hopefully it will have been worth the wait"

    • @cralo2569
      @cralo2569 Рік тому +13

      weapon balancing is gonna be a big positive tbh, some weapons are in meh spots right now
      that is if they do weapon balancing. that's what i'm damn hoping since summer is quite a while away, they got time

    • @periberry7345
      @periberry7345 Рік тому +13

      It's only been 3 weeks
      (valve time)

    • @empTBn
      @empTBn Рік тому +3

      @@cralo2569 huge game changer if they actually balance out the weapons that need it. Really looking forward to that if it happens. Just hoping they don't bring some decent weapon to the ground making them unusable or unfun to play with/against

  • @AshleysBrother
    @AshleysBrother Рік тому +10

    "i never really was on your side" Valve

  • @Shroomz_
    @Shroomz_ Рік тому +134

    If this update turns out to be a true major update, I hope that valve's next plan is either the heavy update or that they bring back scream fortress spells.

    • @Iciclefairy
      @Iciclefairy Рік тому +6

      It’ll ruin the spells market if they returned spells, I’d say make a series two of spells so there would be new ones and spell owners won’t be screwed over.

    • @Mirthful_Midori
      @Mirthful_Midori Рік тому +9

      @@Iciclefairy I'm okay with bring back the old spells, but I understand the argument against it. I honestly just really want to see them add the new spells that are already on the Workshop. Some of those are actually very nice, like the green "Matrix" inspired footprints and exorcism substitute.

    • @DM_2145
      @DM_2145 Рік тому

      Can people shut the fuck up about the heavy update, sorry not sorry, but it's just one big meme now, and it's obnoxious.

    • @Iciclefairy
      @Iciclefairy Рік тому +1

      @@Mirthful_Midori agreed

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz Рік тому +1

      TF2 community when Valve waves at them:

  • @theoriginal3362
    @theoriginal3362 Рік тому +18

    IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
    IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
    TUMBLING DOWN

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому +4

      EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WOOOOORRRLLLLD

    • @PTWfunnyCats
      @PTWfunnyCats Рік тому +4

      I WISH
      THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
      CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE

  • @marcoaureliodominguesallam8347
    @marcoaureliodominguesallam8347 Рік тому +13

    5:20 "they rejected his message, for he spoke the truth"

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому +2

      He even bears the Christ hair and beard...

  • @ussul6524
    @ussul6524 Рік тому +11

    wayback machine > they changed "update-sized" into "holiday-sized" AND "who knows what else?!" into "and other community-contributed fixes for the game!" my post was deleted on steam..

  • @fataliahellfire1865
    @fataliahellfire1865 Рік тому +83

    I could imagine all the broken things to come with the release, lol.

  • @lanterns_glow
    @lanterns_glow Рік тому +8

    6 years. 6 years since Jungle Inferno

    • @jaredhebert942
      @jaredhebert942 Рік тому

      That won't be till October, but I agree it's been too long since we got a truly great update

  • @rockowlgamer631
    @rockowlgamer631 Рік тому +92

    Better to be cautiously optimistic than being pessimistic.

    • @iDarkLinkGraal
      @iDarkLinkGraal Рік тому +11

      That's usually his shtick, so hearing that was a pleasant surprise.

    • @rockowlgamer631
      @rockowlgamer631 Рік тому +2

      @@iDarkLinkGraal I'm honestly not gonna expect much

    • @bruschetta7711
      @bruschetta7711 Рік тому

      Better for who?

    • @p.e.miranda2038
      @p.e.miranda2038 Рік тому +1

      @@bruschetta7711 For our sanity and the game’s longevity

    • @parishsosa
      @parishsosa Рік тому +1

      at this point you guys should be apathetic idk why u guys keep hyping this game up when even the devs dont care

  • @calebtaylor2172
    @calebtaylor2172 Рік тому +168

    Petition to have valve add an unlock that swaps the minigun for a second sanvich/shotgun

    • @jaredhebert942
      @jaredhebert942 Рік тому +24

      Honestly, just letting Heavy rollout with Primary Shotgun & Lunchbox would be great to see for him get a new Subclass (but getting all-new weapons for Heavy & other classes would also be good to see)

    • @Gooby1024
      @Gooby1024 Рік тому +16

      Lmao, a primary as a shotgun and a secondary shotgun

    • @reagansido5823
      @reagansido5823 Рік тому +19

      Dule welding Sandvichs.

    • @jaredhebert942
      @jaredhebert942 Рік тому +2

      @@reagansido5823 provided Steak receives any meaningful buffs like better speed boost or no more taking Mini-Crits (ideally both), that would make Heavy a further force to be reckoned with

    • @jaredhebert942
      @jaredhebert942 Рік тому +6

      @@Gooby1024 also, I'd be interested to see the Shotguns get more play among those classes (Heavy, Engie, Soldier, Pyro), that could go a long way to provide more options for each

  • @lovecraftgaming6507
    @lovecraftgaming6507 Рік тому +32

    Those maps better be worth of another 4 years of replay value such as...
    2fort

    • @GeneralIVAN894
      @GeneralIVAN894 Рік тому +6

      the fact that 2fort has wistood the test of time should tell you what kind of quality we expect

    • @radicaljoedst1365
      @radicaljoedst1365 Рік тому +6

      3 fort, the sequal

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 Рік тому

      @@radicaljoedst1365 illegal, 4fort, take it or leave it

    • @zeldies1976
      @zeldies1976 Рік тому +2

      summer themed 2fort confirmed

  • @Small_child_punter
    @Small_child_punter Рік тому +88

    You need to keep doing your thing, Zesty. YOURE the reason that valve started picking decent cosmetics. Your scrutiny of the workshop is why the good cosmetics got the traffic they did. Just keep doing your thing, maybe amp it up until this upcoming update comes.

  • @ink3487
    @ink3487 Рік тому +13

    It's gonna be just smissmass/scream fortress but in the summer is my prediction

    • @beautifulnova6088
      @beautifulnova6088 Рік тому

      From where I'm standing, either TF2 gets some meaningful changes, or there will be some backlash from them getting our hopes up that will at least be kind of entertaining to watch.

  • @hustlebones
    @hustlebones Рік тому +7

    my teas gone cold i’m wondering why i got out of bed at all

  • @americaonline3835
    @americaonline3835 Рік тому +4

    i just noticed that Zesty owns a Marisa fumo, the TF2 and Touhou community still are connected to this day

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 Рік тому +46

    NO HYPING! NO MORE HYPING, the last thing we need to do is hype this up to become something it isn't. Keep everything in check and make sure no one goes off the deep end because we all know what will come from it.

    • @metroided34
      @metroided34 Рік тому

      Preach it brother, god knows this community is filled with weak willed manchilds that overreact way too much.

  • @mcfighter2923
    @mcfighter2923 Рік тому +3

    All I want is a new Mann co. Supply Crate-not cosmetic crates-that have new stranges, new strange parts, new strangifiers, etc. I really miss those.

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash Рік тому +10

    Im clearly shooting over the moon but man I'm really hoping for some changes to Casual or the Server Browser
    Enabling Valve servers in the server browser would be the absolute bare minimum but a HUGE help to the game

  • @Woey01
    @Woey01 Рік тому +5

    Respectfully salivating over your Bionicle collection 👀

  • @jjameson
    @jjameson Рік тому +24

    I want more medieval mode maps. . .
    But yet I'm still worried that we might see too many maps for team fortress 2

    • @lacumbancha6273
      @lacumbancha6273 Рік тому +2

      They need to be rotated in and out of the game like in csgo but it's valve we're talking about soooo

  • @shinysquif4046
    @shinysquif4046 Рік тому +9

    I was incredibly hyped and someone posted "I'm glad to see they're making the summer update like the Halloween and Smissmas updates" and it was the most depressing, sobering experience

  • @Stephakaii
    @Stephakaii Рік тому +5

    Whatever its gonna be, the update better be called "Update Sized Update"

  • @glad16252
    @glad16252 Рік тому +8

    We bullied them into doing more than 2 cosmetic crates max. We did it everyone

  • @cameronchoice
    @cameronchoice Рік тому +4

    Zesty what is your favorite Toa?? I gotta go with the Toa Metru personally. I think it was really cool seeing the past of the Turaga as the guardians of Metru Nui.

  • @narcant
    @narcant Рік тому +3

    HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  • @bindstf2
    @bindstf2 Рік тому +3

    pretty sure this was the result of a petition UEAKcrash held, since I'm fairly sure he has direct communications with valve
    In the petition crash directly addressed the low quality of submissions (specifically maps), and how creators felt that their creativity was dried up because the only way to get things into the game were through holiday themed submissions, and how that left a large wealth of quality submissions on the table in favor of temporary, seasonal reskins. The "not necessarily summer-themed summer update" part is a confirmation of this. To me, this confirms that the low quality cosmetics that were added in the past were a result of valves choices, rather than the workshoppers themselves, as this petition was a direct result of their frustration with being forced to make wacky seasonal maps instead of what they actually wanted to make.
    The blog post also stated a specific intent (non-holiday theme) and submission deadline (may 1st) for the update, which is completely unprecedented compared to previous seasonal updates. I don't expect it to be huge, but this update WILL be different, according to valve themselves.

  • @nigelrichardson4327
    @nigelrichardson4327 Рік тому +12

    Going into this with cautious optimism is the right idea, we've been burned and baited so much you'd think the community would've learned its lesson by now. It's been so long without a decent summer update my brain is short circuiting from this blog post. I have everything crossed that Valve actually delivers something jaw dropping this time, but of course we will have to see when it arrives.

  • @metroided34
    @metroided34 Рік тому +25

    Toxic Positivity is a blight in any community, having a voice like yours being heard is the countermeasure to said blight.

  • @Lethal_Spoon
    @Lethal_Spoon Рік тому +2

    I hope it’s like the steam deck where everyone thinks it’s gonna be horrible but it’s actually alright

  • @Raindrizzle
    @Raindrizzle Рік тому +6

    It feels like a transition for community made content updates

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 Рік тому +4

    I am quite divided by this "Valve only taking community stuff" argument. People have been saying that Valve makes terrible or out of touch weapons/balance/items and should take suggestions and items directly from the Workshop. Now that they're doing JUST THAT, it's a problem?

  • @kyperactive
    @kyperactive Рік тому +3

    5 bucks this is just a normal crate update but bigger.

  • @kommu6114
    @kommu6114 Рік тому +3

    I had a friend told me that *a tenth class is gonna be added in this update* with the most serious expression you could ever see on a man's face. Saying that people are blowing things out of proportion is a minimalistic expression of how fucking excited everyone suddenly got for the first piece of communication given to us for the first time in 5 years.

    • @bruschetta7711
      @bruschetta7711 Рік тому +3

      Probably gonna stay away from r/tf2 for a while

    • @kommu6114
      @kommu6114 Рік тому +2

      @@bruschetta7711 It's the best you can do, honestly, people are going nuts in there.

  • @ArcherFromFateStayNight
    @ArcherFromFateStayNight Рік тому +21

    THE UPDATE! THE UPDATE IS REAL!

  • @krt8205
    @krt8205 Рік тому +3

    Zestys lookin more like jesus with every passing facecam

  • @Grxblrg5757
    @Grxblrg5757 Рік тому +3

    Maybe I'm high on Copium, but maybe Valve is testing the waters? Seeing the reaction to this, they might gauge how future, bigger updates might do

  • @purplepond760
    @purplepond760 Рік тому +5

    I really hope that they do more non holiday updates after this one, and not just being a one time thing. Still awesome to see them doing at least something

  • @smeed5991
    @smeed5991 Рік тому +3

    My biggest concern is that this update may have similar problems to MCs mob votes, where big individuals in the TF2 scene could basically rally their followers into giving certain items that aren't needed, for example, since just about nobody actually plays heavy, I feel that weapons, cosmetics and perchance even actual stat changes may be left out and we will still be left with the stock/tom-vich-GRUs that have stuck around since 2012. Or God forbid sniper gets a buff/better weapon.
    I am incredibly pessimistic about this, but who knows, maybe it isn't completely over (insert chudjak smiling at sunset)

    • @ZestyJesus
      @ZestyJesus  Рік тому +2

      This is my exact fear as well

  • @Anderson-to5vj
    @Anderson-to5vj Рік тому +1

    I love how your bonkles are organized by year

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 Рік тому +6

    Knew that Zesty was gonna talk about this but are you sure Valve wouldn't do something like this? I remember seeing a letter from the TF2 Community specifically map makers that was signed by people from the tf2 community before this was announced so idk but man if this is true this would be nice finally an different update.

  • @nathanfivecoate5848
    @nathanfivecoate5848 Рік тому +2

    If they do theme the update a part of me hopes it's (somewhat) themed around MvM as a nod to the bot problems, with maybe a new tour and additional fixes for the game mode

  • @Raxarion
    @Raxarion Рік тому +6

    I wonder why did they even bother making a blog-post for a regular holiday update?
    Just let it remain dead like it was instead of hyping the same crappy update which we've been getting since 5 years now.

  • @stormsand9
    @stormsand9 Рік тому +2

    I'm cautious too, but I long for the days 8 years ago when my mind was always racing with excitement to think of what valve might change next, buff or nerf weapons... I am not hopeful per say that this update will bring in some weapon rebalances to spice things up, if they don't I kinda saw it coming- but if they do IF THEY DO- That might singlehandedly rekindle my spark for playing TF2.

  • @erosey9815
    @erosey9815 Рік тому

    i just got the most excited about where they said welcome to the future with blog posting suggesting they will keep doing blog posts

  • @NeonDripKitty
    @NeonDripKitty Рік тому

    I know it's off topic but I love your bionicle collection in the background.

  • @twentypandora96
    @twentypandora96 Рік тому +9

    I will say totally boned is my favorite out of the few you've shown. Yes I understand your "distaste", but still I feel its more tame out of the bunch you've shown. Still, I respect your opinion on it.

  • @ArkangelDexter
    @ArkangelDexter Рік тому +1

    Best hopes I have right now is if its a on pair with the blue moon update or even just a box with some maps, fixes and MAYBE one or two weapon balance changes.
    But I can't help cross my fingers and pray if its another major update like if its the Heavy Update. A Mann can Dream here

  • @TheMetalIsNeon
    @TheMetalIsNeon Рік тому +2

    NGL when I first saw images of the blog post I legit thought it was a fake shitpost.
    Nice to see thou, am cautiously optimistic.

  • @ayatomisubi5156
    @ayatomisubi5156 Рік тому

    It is amazing that they finally talk again. But I fully agree on your view on this as amazing as these news are I cannot help but also be worried about the content there will be added, hopefully it’s gonna be amazing and this will be a remembering update

  • @hamstreak5591
    @hamstreak5591 Рік тому +10

    *THE HEAVY UPDATE:*
    > updated localization files
    > sniper-rifles can now deal mini-kritz when shooting an enemy in the cock-n'-balls. This mechanic is called "the cucker."
    > removed the sandvich
    > removed testicles from all scouts, both on body & in inventory
    > all Loch-n'-Load users now walk with a limp, so they'll actually need that crutch
    > increased random crit rate
    _> all crates have 100% unusual drop chance, because fuck you._
    > removed the VAC-Bans from all accounts, because we thought it was funny
    > new cosmetic for demoman called the "fresh-breeze feeling," which removes all of his clothes & changes his ethnicity (Mexican for RED, japanese for BLU)
    > The TF2 final comic has been completed, as well as cancelled. Nobody will be able to read it ever.
    > playing for more than an hour will crash the game, & open either Fortnite or DoTa instead. If you don't own either of these games, then $50.00 will be removed from your steam account automatically, & the games will be installed as well
    > any players who own unusual taunts are now cursed by Merasmus to ONLY be able to play on PL_Wutville_Event_1, & all free-to-play accounts have been permanently shadow-muted
    > all players with UA-cam channels with over 1K subscribers will be forced to play on Cambodian servers, where they can never have any ping value better than 427
    > removed viewmodel minmode.
    > all FOV is automatically set to 75°. This can't be changed anymore.
    > all players see the game through pyrovision, at all times
    > we ddos'd your dad. Though it would be funny.
    > all item trades will require you to blow gaben's cock before the trade validates
    > removed A-Pose glitches for no reason whatsoever
    > all bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
    > bar.
    > removed the mute function. Now you're forced to listen to your team's nonsensical drivel.
    > added Fortnite's "default-dance" taunt
    > removed engineer
    > demoman can no longer use grenades nor stickies, forcing you to play demoknight
    > we've made the tough choice to remove half of the Pokémon from the game in order to make the models & animations better. Please understand.
    > the game can no longer be played above 360p resolution
    > it just works, trust me.
    > every time a player dies to a backstab, an animation will play of the stabbed mercenary shitting their pants. Backstabbing a naked demoman with the new cosmetic item equipped will cause him to drop _a Fat Log_ right there wherever he was killed.
    > inverted controls are forced now. Cope
    > because this update requires ONE good thing to come from it, 2fort has been removed from the selectable map playlist, & quick-play has returned
    > the only other good thing to come from this update will be the mass-banning of all furries. They will also be tracked down & terminated.
    > additionally, any community servers attempting to run the 2fort map will result in VAC-Bans for both the server host, as well as all admins & any players who attempt to join 2fort
    > added !RtD/ to all Dustbowl matches
    > added a "class limit" to all classes. No more than 2 of the same class at a time, because "Fun" isn't allowed.
    > this class limit doesn't affect sniper, however. This is a bug, but we're too lazy to fix it. Cry about it on reddit, you redditors
    > the Sandman can now stun enemies again
    > if it exists, there Is porn of it, no exceptions.
    > added a round timer to plr_hightower, ( 7:00 minutes)
    > the ability to call a vote-kick on a player has now been replaced with a "yo' mama" battle; the loser will be VAC-Banned & forced to watch FNAF Vore & scat animations. You're unable to decline a "yo' mama" battle, as you must defend your honour. good luck
    > due to being sued by Ken Penders, somehow, all voice-acted voice lines will be permanently replaced by 15.ai voices
    > mentioning family guy, American dad, or the Cleveland show in chat or even over voice chat will be a violation of our terms of service, & one of our human centipedes will be dispatched to your home location immediately to punish you by chewing your balls
    > daily sacrifices must be made to your god/goddess of your choosing. You may pick fan-favorites, such as poopy-joe, the fempyro, the train God, observer spy amalgamation, tiny desk engineer / tiny desk corp., Fat gaben, femboy Twink merasmus with a strap-on stuck up his ass, the Japanese Mafia, Todd Howard, yo mama, etc.
    > all conscientious objectors now have MyLittlePony/furry Nazi hentai as their images by default. We don't expect this to change the game much.
    > the real update was the friends we made along the way

  • @leonel392
    @leonel392 Рік тому +2

    They finally gave a raise to the janitor and the pot plant :D

  • @dom8328
    @dom8328 Рік тому

    Hey zesty you should make a video/ steam forum of suggestions for a update, your opinions arevery complete and quite aproved , make it simple for the one guy working on valve

  • @sgas
    @sgas Рік тому

    5:23 Thank God that I'm not alone in interpreting this like that

  • @maxresdefault_
    @maxresdefault_ Рік тому +1

    I wonder if we'll get any rebalances

  • @ussul6524
    @ussul6524 Рік тому +1

    I hope they pick the weapon skins you showed up last time. It looked like an art.

  • @Asdrapan
    @Asdrapan Рік тому +1

    Cant wait for my (hopfully) first major update ill be able to directly play in after 3000+ hours of playing this game since 2018

    • @WaterBisquitte
      @WaterBisquitte Рік тому

      Same, the last and only update I got experience was when MvM dropped for the first time

  • @ink-T
    @ink-T Рік тому +1

    When I need pessimistic tf2 takes I go to zesty

  • @BlahoMark15
    @BlahoMark15 Рік тому +2

    The house plant and the mexican janitor finally cracked the password and got a blog post out for us.

  • @KyryloMudrokha
    @KyryloMudrokha 2 місяці тому +1

    How's the update size update going for you guys?

  • @BrokVoekler
    @BrokVoekler Рік тому +1

    I'm pretty impressed the sinful messiah David Koresh is so interested in one of my favorite video games.

  • @ahz4850
    @ahz4850 Рік тому +1

    time for voting on good stuff in workshop

  • @jh89g8icxhas08
    @jh89g8icxhas08 Рік тому

    fingers crossed that pamp's war paints get in

  • @bovatronix
    @bovatronix Рік тому +1

    Very cautious, about the "update" mainly due to the Prospect of it being "good", hope it works out nicely.

  • @alexopia9638
    @alexopia9638 Рік тому +3

    What happened to tf3 on source 2

  • @ContinuedBear
    @ContinuedBear Рік тому

    I think its less doubting and more erring on the side of caution, don't want to be disappointed

  • @abicto
    @abicto Рік тому

    the way they're saying its prob gonna be a blue moon style update because if they felt like announcing it, like it was something worth bringing the old tf2 blogs for, i guess there's more out of the usual, but if not just new non season restricted maps is cool, maybe they will add popular old maps like pier or something new idk, we'll have to wait until it drops

  • @kernium
    @kernium Рік тому +2

    One could say that this is a *heavy update.*

  • @silkymax1083
    @silkymax1083 Рік тому +2

    You're actually the best commentary TF2 youtuber

  • @alexanderchon9058
    @alexanderchon9058 Рік тому

    On an unrelated note, I love your Bionicle collection.

  • @StormTrooperEX
    @StormTrooperEX Рік тому +1

    zesty i think you should host community maps with fans to find the best ones then make a video on telling us which ones to vote for to give them a boost so vavle sees them

  • @omalleycaboose5937
    @omalleycaboose5937 Рік тому +1

    could they maybe add new weapons that can get warpaints?
    and allow certain weapons to be strange?

  • @SleepyTF
    @SleepyTF Рік тому

    best thumbnail you've ever used on your channel

  • @lonelyshpee7873
    @lonelyshpee7873 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for your cautious optimism. It's what we need right now (and every time Valve announces anything...). People who expect too much are just setting themselves up for disappointment.

  • @Greg_Rock
    @Greg_Rock Рік тому +1

    So, there will be no balance patches to make any of the 50 unplayably bad guns useable?
    Or remove wallhacks on spy?
    Or fix 10% of spy's abysmal disguise bugs?
    Or just straight copy tf2 classic and add the civilian gamemode?
    Or maybe... new item ideas?!
    Or new Potato MvM tours with new Australiums!
    Maybe bring back spells with a new Halloween mode.
    So much potential and 2% of it will be realized.

  • @Grafii2198
    @Grafii2198 Рік тому

    I think it will be new cosmetics as always but also few balance changes, I don't think they'll add new weapons

  • @TheAlanReviews
    @TheAlanReviews Рік тому

    I am excited for this update

  • @costxav
    @costxav Рік тому +1

    I hope I eat my words of saying "I really don't have hope to not just get another basic more so extra cosmetic items and maps."

  • @tuxedeoboi9155
    @tuxedeoboi9155 Рік тому +1

    Gaben: "announces update"
    tf2 community: Dear God
    Valve: there's more

  • @stefanradic6663
    @stefanradic6663 Рік тому

    its the janator, hes back

  • @Sleepy_Cattt
    @Sleepy_Cattt Рік тому +1

    4:07 the frozen aurora war paint is amazing wdym

    • @fluzzles
      @fluzzles Рік тому

      Its a furry warpaint go look it up who made it

    • @Sleepy_Cattt
      @Sleepy_Cattt Рік тому

      @@fluzzleslike 60% of tf2 players are furries wym

  • @biggiewiggie5557
    @biggiewiggie5557 Рік тому +3

    I know that I, initially, I was too hyped over any communication around TF2. I'm gonna wait until the actual update drops and the quality of it to give any praise, but I AM looking forward to the update regardless.

  • @fawful7457
    @fawful7457 Рік тому

    I'm going to wait and see the result of this.

  • @egeparlak8004
    @egeparlak8004 Рік тому +5

    False alarm doc

  • @quote6013
    @quote6013 Рік тому

    My expectations are on the floor until it comes out, until then i can't believe this isn't anything other than workshop hats/reskin maps

  • @metaKnightSpamer777
    @metaKnightSpamer777 Рік тому

    items, maps, taunts, unusual effects, & war paints...
    until proven otherwise, I'm going to expect exactly what it says on the tin;

  • @Thatrandomguy_9
    @Thatrandomguy_9 Рік тому +4

    Zesty is the moist cr1tikal of TF2

    • @alexstam2433
      @alexstam2433 Рік тому

      So low quality opinions and poor editing.

  • @victorwallec2534
    @victorwallec2534 Рік тому +1

    "Heavy update" = a mans dream will never die

  • @disgustingg
    @disgustingg Рік тому +1

    tropical badwater does sound cool though

  • @FalkVonKrone
    @FalkVonKrone Рік тому +1

    I just want more fucking killstreak effects

  • @sgas
    @sgas Рік тому

    7:20 I haven't seen anyone dismiss the return of bots