In a way, Dagoth Ur has indeed achieved CHIM. He transcended Lorkhan and touched our universe, and graces us with his love of fast food and opinions on argonian lifestyles.
Sharmat successfully incorporated all of that world within himself, and now dreams new dreams that are ultimately hollow and derivative. Kirkbride predicted this
I like to think that Dagoth Ur only recently discovered our universe and has been eating at McDonald’s for a little over a month. He’s genuinely enthusiastic about the experience, having no such restaurants on Nirn.
Real mayo, yes. Started noticing most "mayo" out there are just, as our law forces them to say now, "MAYONNAISE flavored food seasoning". I swear I got "ketchup" packets that were just translucent red goop which ingredients outright state to be artificially flavored tomato
That and most McDonald's items at the places I've been to (at least in my general area in my city) have poor quality taste. It's alright to fill up on, but I wouldn't choose it over other burger places.
Yeah getting those vibes from comments. Here in Brazil you buy a McChicken if you really want to treat yourself food fit for a king and moni is no object
@@thenutella8846 Thats the main problem with fast food chains. You'll have a McDonald's close to you thats so fucking awful you swear not to go to it again then just up the street you'll get a McDonald's thats the best and most clean you've been to. The up the street is kinda a Utah thing though. Literally most McDonald's are up or down the street if you live near the I-15. Im just pisses the McDonald's outside my house is so shit I'd rather drive to another. The McDonald's used to be amazing now it has a shitty manager that apparently loves gossip and eating fucking WATERMELON IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN.
"Deep voiced character that speaks in an overly verbose way, even when expressing absolute joy." This description applies to Meme Dagoth Ur and to Raymond Holt from B99.
fuck, you are right just to be clear, food at mcD is human right violation working condition too fuck fast-food take local restaurants all the time unless they get super pricy
When I played Morrowind for the first time in 2005, I would have never imagined that one day I would eventually hear Dagoth Ur talking about his love for the McDonald's McChicken.
Imagine a McDonald's chain opening in Morrowind and it actually cleans up because of the novelty of the menu. Imagine powerful mages getting upset because only the children's meal comes with the toy. Or how they would react to the ice cream machine being down
AHHH! Dagoth UR sold out? No! You might be McDonald's new mascot Dagoth UR, but you'll never get me to eat that stuff 7 days a week -- Maybe, like, two days a week, sure, but everyday all day? Nope.
Humankind is doomed, but at least as we progress towards the final stages of our imminent demise, the technology that will surely destroy us will also provide us with countless hours of entertainment in the meantime.
I like to imagine Dagoth Ur is unaware that Mayonaise exists out of any other context than in a McChicken.
You mean McChicken Sauce has been poorly adapted to other rudimentary use.
But should it?
When its not on a McChicken its just an instrument.
The McChicken sauce is a thing in parts of Canada but not the US. It's mayo with onion powder and garlic powder (enough to turn it not-mayo coloured).
@@Manny-fc8ym yes mayo goes great with potatoes.
In a way, Dagoth Ur has indeed achieved CHIM. He transcended Lorkhan and touched our universe, and graces us with his love of fast food and opinions on argonian lifestyles.
McCHIMken
@@Mace907 chimken
Sharmat successfully incorporated all of that world within himself, and now dreams new dreams that are ultimately hollow and derivative. Kirkbride predicted this
Holy fuck you right
Choke slam an argonian.
He's such a wholesome god. What a grand and intoxicating innocence
❤️👍
I like to think that Dagoth Ur only recently discovered our universe and has been eating at McDonald’s for a little over a month. He’s genuinely enthusiastic about the experience, having no such restaurants on Nirn.
Is McChicken sauce... mayonaise?
Yes but dont't tell him.
I was wondering the same thing lmao
pprobably closer to miracle whip than real mayo
@@MB-rt9dq The stuff put on the sandwiches is actual mayo, the packets are some sort of flavored soy product.
Real mayo, yes.
Started noticing most "mayo" out there are just, as our law forces them to say now, "MAYONNAISE flavored food seasoning". I swear I got "ketchup" packets that were just translucent red goop which ingredients outright state to be artificially flavored tomato
It makes me unreasonably happy to hear someone talk about what makes them really happy...even if its this lmao
That was oddly wholesome for Dagoth.
waiting to hear the "Gimme gimme chicken tendies" poem as read by Dagoth Ur
this, but the milkies pasta instead
I love how Dagoth doesn't realize nerevar is making fun of him by calling him "3 for free".
It is indeed, fast, convenient and cheap !
when has mcdonalds in the 21st century ever been cheap
I agree. What a grand and intoxicating sandwich.
"M" in McDonald stands for Morrowind
Now I imagined the Morrowind logo with a McDonalds M
The funniest part is the background is an actual mod for morrowind
yes, i took the mod image
Tamriel is truly an alien world if McDonald's is as affordable and friendly as a local kebap vendor or supermarket
That and most McDonald's items at the places I've been to (at least in my general area in my city) have poor quality taste. It's alright to fill up on, but I wouldn't choose it over other burger places.
Yeah getting those vibes from comments. Here in Brazil you buy a McChicken if you really want to treat yourself food fit for a king and moni is no object
@@thenutella8846 Thats the main problem with fast food chains. You'll have a McDonald's close to you thats so fucking awful you swear not to go to it again then just up the street you'll get a McDonald's thats the best and most clean you've been to.
The up the street is kinda a Utah thing though. Literally most McDonald's are up or down the street if you live near the I-15. Im just pisses the McDonald's outside my house is so shit I'd rather drive to another. The McDonald's used to be amazing now it has a shitty manager that apparently loves gossip and eating fucking WATERMELON IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN.
@@Mordecrox pod cre
@@Mordecrox That's sad to hear
This just made me realize we could have fully voiced dialogue in morrowind...even if it could sound a bit robotic, would still be nice
They already did it for old rts games like the starcraft custom campaigns
McChicken sauce : what a grand and intoxicating condiment
He's right about dipping the fries in the mcchicky sauce
This is oddly adorable, I'm glad bro has a nice time at his local McD's
From now on Im gonna be calling him "3 for free".
Dagoth Ur’s resonant, commanding voice saying “such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald’s restaurant.”
I love this little trend of Dagoth Ur ai voice
what a grand, and intoxicating understatement.
"Deep voiced character that speaks in an overly verbose way, even when expressing absolute joy."
This description applies to Meme Dagoth Ur and to Raymond Holt from B99.
Im glad he found something that makes him happy
Dagoth "3 for Free" Ur
Someone needs to combine this with that McDonalds mod and put him in there
just Dagoth randomly shows up in there and orders a ton of mcchickens?
@fireblast133 No, instead of having to fight Dagoth, you can choose to join him...on a trip to Mcdagoth's
This is Unironically a good commercial.
fuck, you are right
just to be clear, food at mcD is human right violation
working condition too
fuck fast-food take local restaurants all the time unless they get super pricy
There's some other timeline where Vivec is going on about Arby's roast beef sandwich and classic sauce.
what a grand and intoxicating mcchicken
I love the idea of a mcdonalds in morrowind and Dagoth Ur ordering enthusiastically from there
His enthusiasm really made my day :)
Why is this kinda wholesome?
Dagoth Ur is now Three for Free. Its cannon
"For me, It's the McChicken" still springs umprompted into my head sometimes.
Dagoth Ur is living the best life now.
Why can't I stop watching this video. It just enthralls me
McDonalds, a restaurant where destiny is made
He sounds so happy and enthusiastic here, happy fella.
Three for free Ur
lemme tell you, you nailed it with this one
“Nutritional needs” said no one ever about mcdonalds.
When I played Morrowind for the first time in 2005, I would have never imagined that one day I would eventually hear Dagoth Ur talking about his love for the McDonald's McChicken.
As someone who enjoyed working at Mcdonalds, I agree with this video
As someone who didn’t enjoy working at McDonalds, I agree just based on the fact that McChickens are easier to make than most sandwiches.
FOR ME! IT'S THE MCCHICKEN!
My favorite copy-pasta, but dagoth-posted
Damn you know what? I’m going to get a Mc. Chicken right now.
Thanks for the wholesome laugh, this video turned my mood around! 😁
I'm loving this memetic narrative of Dagoth Ur being a semi-problematic social media influencer, now complete with sponsored advertising.
I have literally never heard of this guy nor played elder scrolls but I love him
As someone who works at McDonald’s I can confirm that three for free mcdagoth ur is the nicest customer we have
Great cant wait for the "3 4 free" to randomly pop into my head for the next several years
the hardest i've laughed in months. thank you
Fuck how can i fight him now when i respect him for loving the McChicken? That's one of my all time standard favorites, too.
Is this how you honor the sixth restaurant and the grill unmourned?
Can always count on Dagoth Ur to bring the most refined and insightful discourse, no matter the subject matter.
Wholesome
"Come, Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the McChicken, and the fries. And bring the McChicken sauce, I have need of it."
And yes his physique still looks fantastic! Take that, Morgan Spurlock!
This made me smile thank you
Unironically, this would be a fantastic advertisement for tv.
Now all I can think about is comparing Dagoth Ur to the Arby’s guy. That would be a fun commercial.
thats a nice story dagoth-ur im glad hes having a good time with the mongrel dogs of outlanders
Wow, I can't imagine why they gave specifically him 3 Mc chicken sauce packages **stares at the three eyed golden dude**
is he gonna put the mayo in his eyes? haha
@@SlavicGold *Come nerevar friend or traitor come, I need you to take me to a hospital, right second now. Please, I beg you*
I thought they were being passive aggressive and implying they support the Tribunal.
Nice to see he isn't one of those out of touch gods and can enjoy the small things in life.
Already unrealistic he said the staff was friendly
Jerma if he was a god
went out and got a mcchicken today, mcdonalds and i thank you for this video
Only a God could find a McDonald's with good service
Dagoth Ur is such a liar they would never give sauce with your meal when you ask for it
This has been playing in my head all day
A grand and intoxicating sandwich
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You mean to tell me that you think Dagoth Ur would be caught dead in a backwater like Balmora? Nah, he'd be shopping at Ald'run.
listening to Dagoth Ur recite the greentexts of old soothes my soul in a way mere mortals couldn't underdtand
This is nothing short of wonderful
Imagine a McDonald's chain opening in Morrowind and it actually cleans up because of the novelty of the menu. Imagine powerful mages getting upset because only the children's meal comes with the toy. Or how they would react to the ice cream machine being down
I asked for a single packet of McChicken Sauce from the stock room…and she gave me three
That was really wholesome.
Go get them Dagoth Ur or should I say three for free?
What a grand and intoxicating restaurant
Please do the "Chicken Nugger" monologue by Dagoth Ur
Seconding. Ck doesn't have many good pastas
AHHH! Dagoth UR sold out? No! You might be McDonald's new mascot Dagoth UR, but you'll never get me to eat that stuff 7 days a week -- Maybe, like, two days a week, sure, but everyday all day? Nope.
Wait until he realizes mcchicken sauce also doubles as an instrument
McChicken? We only got hot&spicys out here.
McDonalds? Daily Nutritional needs...?
This is where it all went wrong.
This video got suggested to me whilst eating a McChicken. Lord Dagoth is truly enlightened
one of the greatest copypastas
the underpaid argonian waiting for him to pay
Dagoth Ur next discovers Burger King and in turn the magical land of Foon
This is perfect 👌
They're $3 a piece now...
i hate this
He sounds more like the Arby's commercial guy
He's spittin' tho
Humankind is doomed, but at least as we progress towards the final stages of our imminent demise, the technology that will surely destroy us will also provide us with countless hours of entertainment in the meantime.
We all need our little treats
Dude’s attained McCHIM
McDagoth's used to be awesome, but the new staff are all N'Wahs who can't even tell a Mazte from a Sujamma!
I desperately need LIMC for this one man
I prefer the spicy McChicken but I'm glad 3 for free likes them
Hot and Spicy McChicken is superior.
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