The mental image of Dagoth Ur, after a brief but very cordial conversation with a nord in a tailor's shop suddenly clutches the man by the skull and vaporizes him. Before presumably walking to the counter with his purchase. This is brilliant.
I had genuinely forgotten the joy I had derived from a well written work until I watched this. I was having a terrible morning but this helped restore to me not just wakefulness, but fully renergized me. You have a genuine talent, and I hope you continue to create.
@@fourminutemadness4454 Yeah dude I just binged most of your videos of Dagoth Ur and you have a real talent for writing an affluent voice. I appreciate your writing technique and I think if you tried to publish a short story or something to a litmag you might go places!
Went through the same thing today, it really made my day as well. So well written, I get the same joy when I'm reading a good work of literature. Thank you so much, my respect and gratitude
“Trying too hard to be frivolous and not hard enough to be as cheap as it was made.” Perfectly describes modern high fashion. You are a Shakespeare making memes sir.
I love how these give Dagoth Urs hatred of imperial culture and influence on Morrowwind depth. It's not just some blind hatred, it's because he is seeing the traditional culture of his people being erased.
Exquisite, intricate and rich language is what we, uncouth barbarians of the digital age, needed most but seldom deserved. Gratitude that I wish to bestow from me upon thou is, incontrovertibly, boundless. Have a fine day, my good sir.
Havent seen enough of avtual morrowind to know things But now playing it, what those sleepers say makes this more believable The idea that he would kill a nord simply for being a mord
I visit this video every few months becuase it is still one of the funniest and best written bits I've ever listened to. The ai voice was done perfectly too. This is a perfect meme. Right up there with the ligma watchmen meme.
Could this truly be? Have I chanced upon a proper Dagoth Ur, without cringy TikTok language? A Dagoth Ur that, while still just as funny as the others are trying to be, delivers in a lore friendly manner? A creator who has probably actually played morrowind and not simply hopped on a bandwagon? What a grand and intoxicating experience.
imagine your the Nerevar and you go to sleep so you can level up, but you awaken in a nightmare where Dagoth tells you why he doesn't wear his own drip.
That must be the most vicious shock damage since all nord's are immune to frost and 50% resistant to shock, rip that Nord like seriously man you don't need to do him dirty Dagoth Ur...
Perfectly in-character. So much lore immersion that you drop ES names and places like it's a place you lived in RL. Nods to canonical game mechanics. Racism. Bethesda should hire you.
I was getting recommended these vids and I thought that four minute madness's channel must have blown up with this meme and the marvelous writing. But the viewcount is still low! It's just us enjoying this alone. Great videos, please keep going!
Man I want you to know that your Dagoth Ur monologues are a cut above the rest. I love a good shitpost, but you clearly have some actual writing talent that is being wasted (?) on making these.
It's not being wasted, anything you enjoy is worth it. Living your life making obsessively making money doing things that don't make you happy to no real end is the true waste.
Idk if all these Dagoth videos are made by one man but for some reason a bunch of different accounts are posting them. But all these different Dagoth videos keep true to his personality no deviation.
this is some fantastic writing, i may be wrong but i detect some hits of H.P. Lovecraft and a little sir Arthur Conan Doyle in how the actions are described and by god if that isnt some Tolkien inspiration with how you described the interiors and clothing then i am truly shocked. you've got some real talent fam, you should really try writing something with your own characters, im sure you could make something great.
I GOT IT, thats what it reminds me of, Robert W. Chambers. if youre writing style wasnt inspired by him then please for the love of god read the king in yellow, it is a book i wholeheartedly believe you will enjoy.
The mental image of Dagoth Ur, after a brief but very cordial conversation with a nord in a tailor's shop suddenly clutches the man by the skull and vaporizes him. Before presumably walking to the counter with his purchase.
This is brilliant.
Had me fuqin dying. Thought he might let him live for but a moment.
Why'd he do it?
@@KOTYAR1 He's a god
@@KOTYAR1 What a grand and intoxicating innocence this question shows.
“The best part about making fine dunmer robes is knowing that other racer don’t know how”
I had genuinely forgotten the joy I had derived from a well written work until I watched this. I was having a terrible morning but this helped restore to me not just wakefulness, but fully renergized me. You have a genuine talent, and I hope you continue to create.
Thank you so much, I certainly will and I'm very glad you enjoyed!
These were my thoughts too. This video was like a breath of fresh air.
@@fourminutemadness4454 Yeah dude I just binged most of your videos of Dagoth Ur and you have a real talent for writing an affluent voice. I appreciate your writing technique and I think if you tried to publish a short story or something to a litmag you might go places!
Went through the same thing today, it really made my day as well. So well written, I get the same joy when I'm reading a good work of literature. Thank you so much, my respect and gratitude
“Trying too hard to be frivolous and not hard enough to be as cheap as it was made.” Perfectly describes modern high fashion. You are a Shakespeare making memes sir.
I love how many of these give Dagoth extremely high taste in fashion
I love how these give Dagoth Urs hatred of imperial culture and influence on Morrowwind depth. It's not just some blind hatred, it's because he is seeing the traditional culture of his people being erased.
Which is fair!
chill out mussolini, all the nord did was pick up a robe
@@davidm6054 he's talking about more than just this one
Dagoth knew what Europe was going too become
Dagot ur said nothing wrong!
Your writing is beautiful man. Keep up the great work!
I expected a Hotline Bling parody, but this is fine too.
You used to call me on my dreamsleeve
Late night when you need my divine disease
Please keep making these I love them
Whoever wrote this, damn, big props. You're a good writer.
Thanks dizzythegreat, it means a lot : )
Beautifully written
I love your writing on these, very funny and definitely some of the best out there!
Exquisite, intricate and rich language is what we, uncouth barbarians of the digital age, needed most but seldom deserved. Gratitude that I wish to bestow from me upon thou is, incontrovertibly, boundless. Have a fine day, my good sir.
masterful writing
i love and appreciate these
Havent seen enough of avtual morrowind to know things
But now playing it, what those sleepers say makes this more believable
The idea that he would kill a nord simply for being a mord
The nips part had me tear with laughter.
I knew there had to be something at the end to break up the tone. I'm so glad it worked.
This is genuinely amazing writing. What a pleasure to listen to!
These last two have been some of the best out there
You are truly a talented writer
omg I'm crying this is so impossibly funny. You're a true artist
I visit this video every few months becuase it is still one of the funniest and best written bits I've ever listened to. The ai voice was done perfectly too. This is a perfect meme. Right up there with the ligma watchmen meme.
This is truly one of the most brilliantly written pieces of fiction I’ve ever come across
ive been in tears for the past five minutes laughing over and over at the "dinkly grin" part hahaha these are so fucking funny
Never playbed an elden ring game but I love these videos
Could this truly be? Have I chanced upon a proper Dagoth Ur, without cringy TikTok language? A Dagoth Ur that, while still just as funny as the others are trying to be, delivers in a lore friendly manner? A creator who has probably actually played morrowind and not simply hopped on a bandwagon? What a grand and intoxicating experience.
"It was ever since that fated day that I have vowed to live a life of robeless and chilly nips"
lost my shit 🤣
imagine your the Nerevar and you go to sleep so you can level up, but you awaken in a nightmare where Dagoth tells you why he doesn't wear his own drip.
That must be the most vicious shock damage since all nord's are immune to frost and 50% resistant to shock, rip that Nord like seriously man you don't need to do him dirty Dagoth Ur...
I swear when I get to red mountain in my current playthrough, if there's a charm enchanted robe somewhere I'm gonna bug out lmao
“Unthinking outland ogres” that was the cherry on top
If I download Morrowind and don't get that robe during my trip to Red Mountain...
God I'm loving these, his voice is so soothing
this goes perfectly with Dos Beunos recent one that also touches on the subject of shirtlessness
Perfectly in-character.
So much lore immersion that you drop ES names and places like it's a place you lived in RL.
Nods to canonical game mechanics.
Racism.
Bethesda should hire you.
This reads like Edgar Allan Poe. You are an artist, my friend.
The writing is perfect
Definitely the best one out of them all. If you wrote this then my hat is off to you.
I was getting recommended these vids and I thought that four minute madness's channel must have blown up with this meme and the marvelous writing.
But the viewcount is still low! It's just us enjoying this alone.
Great videos, please keep going!
now i want to see this as a shitpost mod where someone puts a robe in Red Mountain, this makes way too much sense than it has any right to. 😂
I would be touched if somebody made that particular robe into a mod.
this really gives the vibe of what happens when you find a great shirt in target.
"manners? a NORD?"
Nords resist shock damage tho
Dude people should check out your other work, you're hilarious! You've been under the radar for far too long.
That's very kind thank you. I'm glad you've enjoyed some of the old stuff. I'll try for a better audio set up for when I record my own voice again.
This the best prose I've seen used to describe a hate crime lmfao
The house unmourned shall have it's revenge
If this man had been there during my time one the UESP forums I might not have left
I would like to see the naked hautiness of Dagoth Ur up against the self-superiority of a High-Elf, and preferably a Thallmor one at that.
God these are good
Man I want you to know that your Dagoth Ur monologues are a cut above the rest. I love a good shitpost, but you clearly have some actual writing talent that is being wasted (?) on making these.
How do you know he doesn't work on other stuff, and just shitposts for fun?
It's not being wasted, anything you enjoy is worth it. Living your life making obsessively making money doing things that don't make you happy to no real end is the true waste.
BACKHAIR I ABOUT SPIT MY COFFEE ONTO THE MONGREL DOG IN FRONT OF ME
So smooth. So well written. If ai is going to destroy the world at least we get this as well. 👏👏👏👍
YOU WEAR A LOINCLOTH. How about Dagoth reciting spongebob lines or "War never changes" intro from fallout 4?
Fuck yeah, these are so fun.
another great one, i dont know if its the charm spell or not but i think im falling in love with you
I could listen to an entire audiobook of this
Manners? A NORD?!
These are incredible.
This feels cannon
that was amazing
Dagoth is no stranger to causal conflict…
how are you that talented at storytelling
wtf is this writing
This is so amazing.
I need my daily dose of Dagoth Ur.
Seems a lot of people are trying it, but this one actually has the vocabulary to back it up.
this ff cares more about the source material than skyrim wtf
Nice
Very well written!
This is very nice
You're the best!
Are there really cold nights on Red Mountain? I mean couldn't you just go chill by the Lava pools with the other Ash Vampires?
Idk if all these Dagoth videos are made by one man but for some reason a bunch of different accounts are posting them. But all these different Dagoth videos keep true to his personality no deviation.
Dagoth got that drip
Where do you get all these magnificent stories god damn x)
Not the first comment to say this and surely won’t be the last, but the prose here is absolutely hilarious 🧐🤌👏👏👏🙏
Could you post the script you fed it? The timing and pauses are great!
I'd best set out to see if the tobe fits an Argonian
kino
yes
Tell us how you really feel about he nords.
this is some fantastic writing, i may be wrong but i detect some hits of H.P. Lovecraft and a little sir Arthur Conan Doyle in how the actions are described and by god if that isnt some Tolkien inspiration with how you described the interiors and clothing then i am truly shocked. you've got some real talent fam, you should really try writing something with your own characters, im sure you could make something great.
I GOT IT, thats what it reminds me of, Robert W. Chambers. if youre writing style wasnt inspired by him then please for the love of god read the king in yellow, it is a book i wholeheartedly believe you will enjoy.
How do you do this
How do you use a voice AI?
black, black, white, black, white, black, white
I will never get over the fact that if you take this story at face value, Dagoth Ur vaporized a nice customer for basically nothing. Being nice even.
Possibly the most well mannered nord in Morrowind too. Now we'll never know.
@@fourminutemadness4454 🤣👆
@@fourminutemadness4454Dude, this is the best one in my opinion. Best DU skit🤣🤣🤣