Dude is such a bro, forget the fight. I say we finish Akulakhan together and destroy the Pizza Hut, and then turn Red Mountain into a pizza restaurant, using its vents as ovens. We can use Cliff Racers like drones to make deliveries.
Considering that the lore hints that the Elder Scrolls games inhabits in a multiverse, I firmly believe that there is a reality/version of the timeline where this magnificent, grand, intoxicating business venture came to fruition
I get the feeling from all these Dagoth Ur Ai videos that they take place in a timeline where instead of Dagoth and Nerevar being enemies, the two are roommates
I swear these videos are some of the best organic conversations I've ever heard and its from a fucking AI and a character that's older than I am! I love it.
The progression of Dagoth being unintentionally racist towards argonians to calling Nerevar his favorite lizard boy after multiple goofs and hijinks is peak character development.
Imagine playing Morrowind for dozens upon dozens of hours, creating a cover identity by joining a guild, traveling across the world to unite the tribes, contracting ash vampirism and finding a cure from the last surviving dwarf, gaining favor from one of the houses, recovering the artifacts ...... And when you finally make your way to Red Mountain and enter Dagoth's chamber, you find him already sullen and defeated because his pizza didn't arrive.
Dang those Buoyant Armigers must be kept pretty busy guarding the Ghostfence, slaying sleepy zombie boys, and also delivering pizza. Talk about a side hustle
Well usually, but because of Corprus-19 and the effect on staffing, your delivery time may be longer or even canceled due to lazy N'Wahs not wanting to go into the Blight. Please bear with us during these difficult times. Edit: changed "go the blight" to "go into the blight"
Just wanna point out that Dagoth says “once I’m done here” damn well sure he’s gonna win the fight. Which would make sense for all these AI videos. Every video is just a different Nerevar he hasn’t killed yet
my pizza horror story was years ago, we ordered online from Dominos on like 7 pm on a monday. Lets just say they never even put it in the oven. We waited hours for our pizza until 11 pm we were like we're done and we called, they didn't pick up. Next day they said something like one of their ovens wasn't working? ONE of their ovens wans't working, that would've been nice to know before hand.
Considering sheogorath is Dagoth’s homie in these shit-posts it’s pretty clear Dagoth got the idea of liking pineapple pizza from him, and a couple dime bags of pure undiluted skooma.
@@manofcultura you know now I really need to sit down and do the math. 1 bottle of skooma is valued at 500 septims and the bottle is 1 weight. Dividing the value of 500 by 10 gives 50 doses per 1.0 weight. If that 1 weight is one pound then dividing the 1 pound by 50 doses then each dose would be .002 pounds and then convert that to into grams and you have each dime dose would be .085 grams.
Remember when Domino's was absolute dog water and Pizza Hut was amazing. Things really have changed since those filthy Outlanders tried to take over Solstheim.
"My favorite lizard boy left the gate open and we were gonna have the sickest duel"
"I wanted you to have options incase you didn't fuck with pineapple"
Idk why but this line caught me so off guard lmao
Bro is highly courteous and aware of how contentious of a subject that is
@@hoosierflatty6435 nereverine would return the favour by not caring about the pineapple in fact if he did he’d pick it off and continue
Maybe Dagoth Ur knows a party trick involving a pineapple and a yoyo?
@@dudewheresmycar4203 Ok this sounds way to specific, do you know a trick with a pineapple and a yo-yo?
@@FoxDyed27 No, but Katia F. Managan does.
(the protagonist of the Elder Scrolls-based webcomic, Prequel)
Dude is such a bro, forget the fight. I say we finish Akulakhan together and destroy the Pizza Hut, and then turn Red Mountain into a pizza restaurant, using its vents as ovens. We can use Cliff Racers like drones to make deliveries.
Red Mountain Pizza... I like the sound of that.
That is beautiful. You make a heart swell with hope.
Also now we know why Juib really hunted the Cliff Racers
Considering that the lore hints that the Elder Scrolls games inhabits in a multiverse, I firmly believe that there is a reality/version of the timeline where this magnificent, grand, intoxicating business venture came to fruition
thats a horrible idea. Kill all the Cliff Racers I say. Jiub actually did that :y
Best ending. Also they would still sell to N'wahs, just at double the price
I love that in most of these videos people are consistently making Nerevar an Argonian or Khajit lmfao
Doesn't get much better than Nerevar getting reincarnated as the most despised race in the province
It's the best way to play
I adore it, that one big meme that started all these made him an argonian, now he's always an argonian
@@Nomadith You wouldn't happen to know where the original me is, would you? Would love to see where history is made
This AI just conveyed the emotion of disappointment and sadness so fucking good. Damn now I wanna take Papa Dagoth out for a pizza and some beer.
God he sounds so broken up about his pizza that it's making me sad too 😂
Totally. The disappointment of not getting the food you were expecting to have... Damn... Such a sad thing.
Very wholesome, he bought 2 pizzas so each had their own and didn't need to worry who gets the last slice.
Besides the great memes, the coolest thing about A.I. to me is the potential for sick mod questlines utilizing this new tech for voice lines.
Can’t remember where I saw it, but someone is using AI to make new throwaway lines for the guards in skyrim
Literally all I’ve been thinking about is giving miraak more to do in skyrim, maybe make him more of a main villain
Dagoth was so fed up with Pizza Hut and has been through so many memes, he started to appreciate Argonians as friends. Wild.
He sounds so sad and disappointed, makes me want to cry a little :(
I get the feeling from all these Dagoth Ur Ai videos that they take place in a timeline where instead of Dagoth and Nerevar being enemies, the two are roommates
I swear these videos are some of the best organic conversations I've ever heard and its from a fucking AI and a character that's older than I am!
I love it.
Pretty nice of Dagoth to order a pepperoni just in case they don't like pineapple. That's truly a bro move.
The progression of Dagoth being unintentionally racist towards argonians to calling Nerevar his favorite lizard boy after multiple goofs and hijinks is peak character development.
Dagoth: I don't know why I trusted the tribunal with anything let alone my drakes.
Nerevar: hisses in aggreement.
Imagine playing Morrowind for dozens upon dozens of hours, creating a cover identity by joining a guild, traveling across the world to unite the tribes, contracting ash vampirism and finding a cure from the last surviving dwarf, gaining favor from one of the houses, recovering the artifacts ......
And when you finally make your way to Red Mountain and enter Dagoth's chamber, you find him already sullen and defeated because his pizza didn't arrive.
Pizza hut really has gone into the shitter the last couple years
Pizza Hut hasn’t been good since the 2nd Era
The brought back the big new york style its pretty good this coming from a Cis Chinese Man
Everything has tbh
What hasn’t been getting crappier? Even from a nostalgic point of view fast food has just been getting worse in quality, taste, and service.
@@jonesjermaine4387 Why does you enjoying pussy matter?
Dang those Buoyant Armigers must be kept pretty busy guarding the Ghostfence, slaying sleepy zombie boys, and also delivering pizza. Talk about a side hustle
How come the entire Morrowind community created such a consistent personality for AI Dagoth ur?
Dagoth ur hasn't ever ordered to the pizza hut at 660 merril road In pittsfield Massachusetts.
Tell me more about this place where dreams are made
Shittsfield, Massachusetts? Been there once needed a hep shot afterwards
this is the best meme format in a long time
Buoyant Armiger Delivery in 30 minutes or it's free
Well usually, but because of Corprus-19 and the effect on staffing, your delivery time may be longer or even canceled due to lazy N'Wahs not wanting to go into the Blight. Please bear with us during these difficult times.
Edit: changed "go the blight" to "go into the blight"
0:51
He sounds genuinely upset
It’s like 10 year old boy, it’s adorable
Just wanna point out that Dagoth says “once I’m done here” damn well sure he’s gonna win the fight. Which would make sense for all these AI videos. Every video is just a different Nerevar he hasn’t killed yet
my pizza horror story was years ago, we ordered online from Dominos on like 7 pm on a monday. Lets just say they never even put it in the oven. We waited hours for our pizza until 11 pm we were like we're done and we called, they didn't pick up. Next day they said something like one of their ovens wasn't working? ONE of their ovens wans't working, that would've been nice to know before hand.
Dagoth is such a bro. I’m going to buy him a Hawaiian pizza next time.
He sounds like such a good friend
This is so genuine the disappointment is palpable
Nerever being Argonain is cannon now
The pizza is aggressive
"Nerevar, if you win by any chance....don´t tip the delivery guy."
i love that the ai dagoth community has just decided that the nerevarine is an argonian
Boss fight starts and "it has to be this way" plays
Idk why phasing past the ghost fence is the most impressive thing...
still better than being fed up with the Ghost Hut in Pizzagate.
I learned a long time ago if you're ordering pizza hut you better go get the damn thing yourself
Blade of Omegon videos bring me peace
I would have asked him if he wanted me to go spend my own money and go get it myself to guarantee the pizza
Now i want pizza
Papa Dagoth🤣🤣🤣
The most relatable Dagothpost
Nice.
Bruh... I feel do bad for Dagoth after this I am never looking at morrowind the same again
i ;ove you dagoth ur
So Dagoth is team pineapple on 🍕. I kinda thought he would find that something only an N'wah would do.
that is Telvanni propaganda, Dagoth Ur knows what's good.
He's a God and is never wrong, thus Pineapple on Pizza is the morally right thing.
Plus I'm actually eating a supreme with extra Pineapple.
@@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935 based
Considering sheogorath is Dagoth’s homie in these shit-posts it’s pretty clear Dagoth got the idea of liking pineapple pizza from him, and a couple dime bags of pure undiluted skooma.
@@manofcultura you know now I really need to sit down and do the math. 1 bottle of skooma is valued at 500 septims and the bottle is 1 weight. Dividing the value of 500 by 10 gives 50 doses per 1.0 weight. If that 1 weight is one pound then dividing the 1 pound by 50 doses then each dose would be .002 pounds and then convert that to into grams and you have each dime dose would be .085 grams.
best one ive seen yet.
Just hit me these remindme of Caid? Johnson from portal
Why is he so fucking funny?!
awesome video
the writing reminds me of barthelme
Don't worry, Pizza Hut is never good so it's fine
Remember when Domino's was absolute dog water and Pizza Hut was amazing. Things really have changed since those filthy Outlanders tried to take over Solstheim.
man hes so sad
loooooool
TOP NOTCH
Pineapple on pizza is fire
.. Now do 'Dagoth Ur Reviews Black Panther: Wakanda-Forever' ;j x;'jj
See if it was actually Dagoth ur and not some furry trying to role play 1st he would order papa John's. 2nd it would have been stomped down already.
It’s the Hut. How can you outpizza the Hut? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
@@saberaq come neravar come pinaple or not come and look upon the stuffed crust. Come and look upon the papa johns and the bread sticks.
@@saberaq ive worked in one of those things
Never order a pizza with mushrooms from the hut, those fungus are funsus
@@saberaq couldn't have said it better myself