The World’s Most Pathetic “Ladies’ Man”

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  • @milesbibz
    @milesbibz 7 місяців тому +1165

    I actually met this dude at a club in Toronto last year at a promoter table, absolutely every assumption in the video is true. I watched him gather a group of clearly disinterested women for one of his instagram videos and then walk around awkwardly interrupting their conversations all night. As a bonus he happened to be wearing the same corny outfit as in the podcast clips. Dude is a walking insecurity complex.

    • @JSkitt
      @JSkitt 7 місяців тому +1

      He definitely worships Andrew Tate and other red pill influencers. He's all for clout and selling you courses so he can keep paying these women to pretend to be interested in him.

    • @wyattb2012
      @wyattb2012 7 місяців тому +127

      I’m starting to think he only has one outfit because I saw him in that dumb ass shirt too lol 🤨

    • @Walawalacookie
      @Walawalacookie 7 місяців тому +60

      Man this made me laugh out loud. Thanks both of you for sharing that. Makes him seem even more pathetic hearing this.

    • @jspihlman
      @jspihlman 7 місяців тому +27

      My thing is like why not just go out with a group of people you know so at the very least, if he can't get chicks, he would have a group to at least make it look like he's successful, or at the very least have people to interact with so he doesn't just look like a socially awkward loner by himself at the club getting shot down by every girl in there.

    • @varashamus7633
      @varashamus7633 7 місяців тому +20

      @@jspihlman easy--the people who know him won't hang out with him.

  • @ashegrey3042
    @ashegrey3042 7 місяців тому +2996

    if a woman told him she had a body count of 436 he’d be disgusted but we’re supposed to think that it’s hot for him to have that high of a body count?

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 7 місяців тому +390

      Like 436 at his age?
      Does he not have hobbies?

    • @karmajester6504
      @karmajester6504 7 місяців тому

      Later he says “she was very wholesome, not a slut-“ DUDE your body count is 436, if ANYBODY is a slut it’s you

    • @yeoldegunporn
      @yeoldegunporn 7 місяців тому +340

      @@tatiana4050like really, how much time does he spend on this, or alternately, how short is each session? It’s not the flex he thinks it is.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 7 місяців тому

      @@yeoldegunporn or maybe he is actually very progressive in the understanding of what sex is. So counts any stimulaton of another person's genitalia or any stimulation to his genitalia by another person - sex.
      You know how lesbian sex is sex even if there is no penetration.

    • @SJ-jc3nb
      @SJ-jc3nb 7 місяців тому +174

      Fr, I was gonna say that bro's ran through 😂

  • @firelordoregano5632
    @firelordoregano5632 7 місяців тому +1121

    why is he talking about races like they're ice cream flavors 💀

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 7 місяців тому +147

      I'm not a racist, some of my best friends are strawberry!

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 7 місяців тому

      He seriously is interested in letting the world know how racist he is.

    • @toomany_bones
      @toomany_bones 7 місяців тому +26

      Ooooh a ROTTMNT fan! Love to see it💯💯

    • @firelordoregano5632
      @firelordoregano5632 7 місяців тому +17

      @@toomany_bones they're my lil guys

    • @sugarplum7527
      @sugarplum7527 7 місяців тому +3

      I see you everywhere

  • @QueenAmour8888
    @QueenAmour8888 7 місяців тому +558

    When he said black girls, when it came to not liking the type of race.
    I smiled from ear to ear. Thank God.

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 7 місяців тому +36

      He's absolutely nauseating.

    • @todayismaz
      @todayismaz 6 місяців тому

      They always say black girls as if black girls are even begging for them

    • @giga_chad9
      @giga_chad9 5 місяців тому +13

      More beautiful black woman for me

    • @tshepiempopi.11_11
      @tshepiempopi.11_11 4 місяці тому +5

      Thank God sis!😂😂😂

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 26 днів тому

      I had the reverse, i was like "f*ck, we dont want this one on our asses too" 😂

  • @bearystarberry
    @bearystarberry 7 місяців тому +1951

    The line about making up your mind in regard to your fiancée went hard 😭

    • @marquisethomas5611
      @marquisethomas5611 7 місяців тому +1

      Facts. I made my mind up that i want to be single but that doesn't mean i chase h*es all day

    • @savagefox3241
      @savagefox3241 7 місяців тому +47

      Damn right. Why can’t we all just be like that?

    • @jacoballen5538
      @jacoballen5538 7 місяців тому

      ​@zenleeparadise where in the world are you getting that from??? He said he made up his mind. As in he isn't Justin and just going around fucking every girl he sees, he found a girl he actually likes and wants to be with and knows he dosen't need anyone else. You sound seriously insecure and I'm sorry you feel that way but you need to not read so into everything.

    • @dre7604
      @dre7604 7 місяців тому +19

      While I can understand that perspective, I’m sure his fiancé has enough emotional maturity to 1. Communicate and ask him what he meant, and 2. Not take something he said in a video to purposefully shame a misogynistic weirdo so literally.

    • @simplychocolate7409
      @simplychocolate7409 7 місяців тому +43

      ⁠​⁠@@zenleeparadiseliterally how did you make this conclusion. he never said or implied that there was “so many women to choose from.” andy saying he actually made up his mind was referring to the loser in the video saying that he was with so many women by saying how he has a body count of 490. but how andy doesn’t do that because he’s not a douchebag or an incel. i don’t understand how you could try to interpret that so wrong and say you wouldn’t be flattered because a guy said how he wouldn’t be after multiple women and “make up his mind” and stay loyal to a partner like a normal person.

  • @susnette
    @susnette 7 місяців тому +1508

    the intro made me feel like i was lost deep inside of a cave and andy was just chillin there talking

    • @hells_shells
      @hells_shells 7 місяців тому +10

      Same

    • @jessjan127
      @jessjan127 7 місяців тому +41

      We're spelunking

    • @arugulafriend
      @arugulafriend 7 місяців тому +21

      Mysterious cave wizard Andy,,

    • @susnette
      @susnette 7 місяців тому +1

      @@jessjan127 hahah exactly

    • @susnette
      @susnette 7 місяців тому +1

      @@arugulafriend 😂😂💀

  • @ash.iz.walking
    @ash.iz.walking 7 місяців тому +1537

    When he said I doesn’t like black women I was jumping for joy! We don’t like him either 😀

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 7 місяців тому +61

      Lmao

    • @HallucinatingHedgehogs
      @HallucinatingHedgehogs 7 місяців тому +82

      Lmaooo so true. Dude disgusts me🤢🤮.

    • @CasuallyShadow
      @CasuallyShadow 7 місяців тому +4

      Oh god I HATE it when people say that shit, black women are goddamn beautiful! People of all races are, but often in their own way, but yeah, as a lesbian, men are just gross with that kind of shit

    • @CasuallyShadow
      @CasuallyShadow 7 місяців тому +1

      Also its so weird like, only wanting to date your race is one thing, but dude DOES DATE OUTSIDE OF HIS RAXE, like sure you can have prefrences but saying shit like that shows how much of a scumbag with absolutely no principles this guy is

    • @AquwardlyGay
      @AquwardlyGay 7 місяців тому

      I was legit saying "bold of you to assume black women want you either"😭

  • @marquisethomas5611
    @marquisethomas5611 7 місяців тому +891

    Him kissing that girl after they clearly didnt agree on a kiss for the video & him yelling "rizz" was actually hard to watch

    • @andykingyt
      @andykingyt  7 місяців тому +376

      Actually it’s even worse, he was yelling “cheese”. I put “rizz” there to indicate his broken idea of charisma lol

    • @BobDrew-fy5ne
      @BobDrew-fy5ne 7 місяців тому +20

      @@andykingytwhat the sigma?

    • @marquisethomas5611
      @marquisethomas5611 7 місяців тому +57

      @andykingyt lmaoo, ok yeah, you actually helped him. Yelling cheese above the age of 7-8 is even worse when you're supposed to be this cool baller guy.

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 7 місяців тому +31

      I was disturbed when he went straight to choking a woman.
      I seriously doubt he had prior consent.

    • @postaldude39
      @postaldude39 7 місяців тому +11

      @@marquisethomas5611I still yell cheese every time I take a photo, and I'm 46😔

  • @megand12345
    @megand12345 7 місяців тому +1669

    Saying he pipes innocent vanilla 105 lb girls makes it seem like hes a pdf file 😬😬😬

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 7 місяців тому +275

      Or wants people he can easily force himself onto 😖

    • @yeoldegunporn
      @yeoldegunporn 7 місяців тому +88

      I mean, if the women from his vids are the ones he’s been with, he’s paying for it all.

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 7 місяців тому +43

      Daddy’s money is one hell of a drug

    • @folkloreofbeing
      @folkloreofbeing 7 місяців тому

      Porn fantasies from a man who has probably never even laid PVC pipes let alone anything else.

    • @stretchmonster
      @stretchmonster 7 місяців тому +43

      Well he looks and acts like a fifteen year old so that's not surprising.

  • @bbrice78
    @bbrice78 7 місяців тому +705

    That dude is definitely a club promoter 😭like bro the only reason they are around you is for the section and free booze

    • @marquisethomas5611
      @marquisethomas5611 7 місяців тому +23

      I dont think that his section 🤣. Nfs anytime i have a section its me & my boys & girls around us, he's in a section of spread out women. Definitely a club promoter

    • @lemon93
      @lemon93 7 місяців тому +3

      How are club promoters like this but like Jule and monster promoters are chill af

  • @ashegrey3042
    @ashegrey3042 7 місяців тому +512

    “they’ll give up _most_ of their twenties, whether it’s _a year_ or 5”
    yeah because _one_ year is _most_ of your _ten_ years of twenties 😂

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 7 місяців тому +32

      He obviously doesn’t know math and that’s why he thinks he’s rich and gets so many babes

    • @eas_sae
      @eas_sae 7 місяців тому

      im not a cenat fan but bro stop commenting you a stripper you aint any better than he is body counts

  • @Risu1177
    @Risu1177 7 місяців тому +449

    Having a "conquest" journal is creepy.

    • @manporo5865
      @manporo5865 7 місяців тому +28

      Yet an intimacy journal, like something to keep with your partner only, sounds like the most couples therapy advice ever

    • @Anal_Annihilator
      @Anal_Annihilator 7 місяців тому +5

      Dennis would be proud

    • @zavano92
      @zavano92 7 місяців тому +3

      Was it creepy for Napoleon or Alexander the Great?

    • @goblin_rights
      @goblin_rights 7 місяців тому +15

      it depends on the phrasing ig. if ur someone who struggles with intimacy it might be helpful to log and write about intimate moments u have in order to get your feelings out and put into words how it made you feel. if ur just logging how much sex u have that's a little weird. but like as someone who writes every little embarrassing detail of my life down, i find writing about intimacy rlly helps me process it better

    • @firenzeval
      @firenzeval 7 місяців тому +13

      @@zavano92 I'm quite sure you're making a joke but Alexander the Great famously wasn't very interested in women and didn't get around.

  • @ghosthardware9050
    @ghosthardware9050 7 місяців тому +559

    his money 100% comes from his family.

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 7 місяців тому +40

      It seriously couldn’t be more apparent.

    • @sairenxo
      @sairenxo 6 місяців тому +10

      I think hes lying about the money just like the absurd body count

  • @avengingarchangel1158
    @avengingarchangel1158 7 місяців тому +451

    I love guys like these because they suck so hard at lying. 450 women at even your 30's is so laughably unrealistic unless someone is paying for you're ventures. Also, that video of him being surrounded by women screams "I paid these models for these short videos/photos".

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 7 місяців тому +40

      If we assume this started when he was 18, that's 37.5 women a year - so obviously round that up or down. That's like... prostitute levels. Not impressive!

    • @CasuallyShadow
      @CasuallyShadow 7 місяців тому +31

      Paying them or like, you know, getting them drunk or on drugs, which this guy absolutely seems like he'd do

    • @harrisonwestphall2381
      @harrisonwestphall2381 6 місяців тому

      At that point he's basically got every kennedy's STD plus a few of their brain conditions.

    • @SloppySteaks333
      @SloppySteaks333 6 місяців тому +1

      It's literally more than one NEW woman per week, for 7 years. There's no way this is true, like a person literally doesn't have the time to facilitate that just with like basic day to day stuff or school.

    • @SloppySteaks333
      @SloppySteaks333 6 місяців тому

      ​@@FrenkTheJoywait how old was he? I just assumed 24 and went over the span of 7 yrs max, which ends up being ~65 a year. No one has the time for that 😂

  • @ashegrey3042
    @ashegrey3042 7 місяців тому +2266

    as a stripper, i unfortunately interact with men like this too often and im so tired of hearing guys like this complain about women only wanting them for their money. so here’s a message to those men:
    _when all you do to get women is flaunt your money you’re going to attract the women that want that. and when you have literally nothing else to offer, what else is she going to want you for? without your money, what do you have to offer? exactly. so if a woman “just wants you for your money” it’s bc that’s all you have to want_

    • @kiki-drawer2669
      @kiki-drawer2669 7 місяців тому +211

      This is such a good point and they never put two and two together

    • @dovahkiinchickennugget4182
      @dovahkiinchickennugget4182 7 місяців тому +187

      Fr your personality has to be pretty damn awful if your only appeal is your wallet 😂

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 7 місяців тому +85

      Factsssssss. I hope you don’t get harassed by those losers too horribly at work :(

    • @TomisaLami
      @TomisaLami 7 місяців тому +21

      You are 100% correct. Also, how did you type in italics?

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 7 місяців тому +7

      Ashe Grey, good name

  • @jesusvega8049
    @jesusvega8049 7 місяців тому +155

    “I have a fiancé, which means I made up my god damn mind” that bar went CRAZY

  • @vilecreampuffs
    @vilecreampuffs 7 місяців тому +396

    "means i made up my goddamn mind fuck you" SHOCKED 😭😭

  • @dasfowler
    @dasfowler 7 місяців тому +298

    If a prenuptial agreement is broken by one party, its null and void so hes basically saying his clients screwed themselves over and are mad about it.

    • @bippbunn
      @bippbunn 7 місяців тому +37

      Exactly!! And most of these include cheating clauses right? It surely can't be that hard to not cheat

    • @dasfowler
      @dasfowler 7 місяців тому +25

      @bippbunn that or hiding shit that's meant to be shared. I believe in most states they are handled primarily in arbitration and those folks have zero room for bs. They operate on Fuck Around, Find Out.

  • @nyekoisstrange
    @nyekoisstrange 7 місяців тому +2963

    NEW INTRO IS HARD ASF ANDY😩

    • @strangeaelurus
      @strangeaelurus 7 місяців тому +102

      IKR? it's like the intro to an old piece of media from like the 2000s or something

    • @bismarckus5745
      @bismarckus5745 7 місяців тому +29

      I concure.

    • @roxymogoboya1944
      @roxymogoboya1944 7 місяців тому +13

      Frfr

    • @hopemoore
      @hopemoore 7 місяців тому

      @@strangeaelurus 1970s!

    • @kevinledvina9387
      @kevinledvina9387 7 місяців тому +23

      Brings me back to a child where it feels like the substitute teacher puts in a old VHS tape of some “learning video” and the intro title is the exact same lol 😂 I love it!

  • @imanidrozd4623
    @imanidrozd4623 7 місяців тому +249

    As a black woman, I am SO happy he is not attracted to us 😭🎉

    • @Pratt11
      @Pratt11 7 місяців тому +2

      Me having dated a black woman before as a Indian man, It was weird seeing this shroom-troom looking boy talking about “I wouldn't date black women” like dude you aren't the big shit you think you are lmao

    • @ellieddavis2503
      @ellieddavis2503 7 місяців тому +11

      REAL

    • @dontgetmarried
      @dontgetmarried 2 місяці тому +2

      Y'all dodged a bullet fr fr lmao

  • @tylers2685
    @tylers2685 7 місяців тому +230

    Fake kiss while holding a cigar you lit with butane is wild

    • @christinajackson6309
      @christinajackson6309 7 місяців тому +8

      This is probably a dumb question, but why does it being lit with butane an issue? Is it dangerous?

    • @tylers2685
      @tylers2685 7 місяців тому +59

      @christinajackson6309 The gas tarnishes the flavor of the tobacco, as opposed to lighting with a match. It's not really a big deal, I'm just jabbing at the guy since he touts himself as such a "high class man"

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 7 місяців тому +14

      @tylers2685 I support you bashing this clown, but as someone that smokes cigars outside, matches are more frustrating than threading a needle.

    • @PLNKYELLOWBLACK
      @PLNKYELLOWBLACK 7 місяців тому +12

      @@CorporalGrievous93i believe it because cigars are already annoying to light with a lighter

    • @gotmilkbutt
      @gotmilkbutt 7 місяців тому

      ​@@tylers2685yeah just like how wine really needs to be aerated lmao

  • @feeshKO
    @feeshKO 7 місяців тому +462

    Speaking of branding… this new editing and intro ROCKS

    • @CjE-d4s
      @CjE-d4s 7 місяців тому

      *sucks

  • @DFC3770
    @DFC3770 7 місяців тому +88

    As a black girl, I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SAY BLACK WOMEN FIRST. I CACKLED

  • @marquisethomas5611
    @marquisethomas5611 7 місяців тому +146

    They kept baiting him into saying he doesn't date black girls, this has to be satire. These interviews are just to see if he's really that delusional

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 7 місяців тому +288

    There's something so confusing about some dude pickup artist who calls women increasingly offensive names but who also does daily journaling.

    • @lemonmintcat4269
      @lemonmintcat4269 7 місяців тому +29

      exactly, journaling is about self reflection and processing your feelings from the day. This guys only feeling is loneliness and awful self worth, that he can only boost himself by pretending women are obsessed with him.

    • @christiesanchez4013
      @christiesanchez4013 2 місяці тому

      Who doesn't love a guy who's into self-improvement? Now, if only he could do anything with his life besides hook up with random girls who only want him for money/clout . . . 🥱🥱

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 Місяць тому +3

      I’m choosing to imagine his journal is one of those pink sparkly diaries, and every time he sleeps with a woman he takes it out and writes in it while laying on his stomach and kicking his feet in the air

    • @sufficientphrase7769
      @sufficientphrase7769 Місяць тому

      @@dylansickinger545 "omg diary u wont believe it!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩"

  • @chancewill6910
    @chancewill6910 7 місяців тому +179

    "I've been daily journaling on a weekly basis."

  • @josiea.3855
    @josiea.3855 7 місяців тому +91

    my jaw DROPPED when he started describing the Christian girl. he is VILE

    • @ellieddavis2503
      @ellieddavis2503 7 місяців тому +30

      the amount of times I said “feels like you’re describing a child,” was crazy

    • @PELICANOFMODEST
      @PELICANOFMODEST 7 місяців тому +8

      I hope that he is trying to make a story up because that is vile

  • @CorporalGrievous93
    @CorporalGrievous93 7 місяців тому +149

    This guy is exactly what I imagine when I talk to a girl and she tells me about a horrible date she went on where the guy made her feel like something really awful would happen if she didn’t acquiesce.

  • @kiki-drawer2669
    @kiki-drawer2669 7 місяців тому +168

    If that man is having interactions with that many women every day i sure hope he gets checked for stds at least once a week. He is probably a carrier or something. Even if its mild, its so easy to have something and not know and just be a carrier.

    • @lemon93
      @lemon93 7 місяців тому +21

      You and I both know this man isn't going to the doc unless he is personally bothered by it

    • @Walawalacookie
      @Walawalacookie 7 місяців тому +31

      Let's be real, this guy never gets any. Those women in the videos are paid models I'm sure. Guy is just one fake flexer in an ocean of fake flexers.

    • @FlorSilvestre12
      @FlorSilvestre12 4 місяці тому

      If he really is living that lifestyle I hope to God he got the HPV vaccine when he was a kid. HPV is impossible to test for outside of a cervical swab, so unless he's a stealth trans guy, he would have no way of knowing if he has it.

    • @sufficientphrase7769
      @sufficientphrase7769 Місяць тому +1

      @@Walawalacookie and they STILL can't manage to act like they like him!

  • @drskellybones8049
    @drskellybones8049 7 місяців тому +96

    favourite race is the grand prix in cars 2 when they have all sorts of different race cars competing against each other for some fucking reason

    • @Spyderinagourd
      @Spyderinagourd 7 місяців тому +13

      I'm more of a wacky racers kind of guy or Shaggy and Scooby in the monster mobile

    • @lemonadec0re
      @lemonadec0re 5 місяців тому +1

      @@SpyderinagourdRS

    • @artemis1993
      @artemis1993 5 місяців тому +2

      My favourite race is every race i play in Assetto Corsa. Wonderful game

  • @anitsirk8822
    @anitsirk8822 7 місяців тому +61

    I never really comment on videos, but I used to live in Miami and met a “VIP Host.” These male VIP hosts inspect the womens’ outfits before letting them in the club and when they bring us up to VIP, they wouldn’t let us leave the area. They’d legitimately get mad if we tried to leave. Our jobs were to sit there and look pretty, and let them look like they were surrounded by beautiful women by choice lol They were always so awkward and none of us wanted to interact with them.

    • @lilascharmante2712
      @lilascharmante2712 6 місяців тому +3

      Did they pay for all the alcohol? In Montreal, I drank free a few times, that's the ONLY reason I would sit next to them. xD I'd still leave after the regular club got fuller

    • @anitsirk8822
      @anitsirk8822 6 місяців тому +6

      @@lilascharmante2712 I think he only paid for like two bottles and there were more than 10 girls there… we kept leaving the area and coming back. I mean…what was he gonna do? Hold us hostage?😂

  • @mareaugarcia8738
    @mareaugarcia8738 7 місяців тому +88

    “shut UUUUUUUUPPPP shutupshutupshutup” is my new fav vocal stim

  • @Pepper-sg5rc
    @Pepper-sg5rc 7 місяців тому +57

    Fellas is it gay to lie about you body count for the approval of other men
    Honestly breaks my heart that this is what some men think “being a man” is

  • @premiumroastcoffee3228
    @premiumroastcoffee3228 7 місяців тому +67

    Lol this guy is the most Toronto coded male. My girlfriend and her friend got approached by this guy on the street and they just laughed at him. I think most girls in Toronto have interacted with him

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 Місяць тому

      Imagining this is making me so genuinely happy thank you for sharing

  • @nicoleperry5852
    @nicoleperry5852 7 місяців тому +71

    Pro artist and photoshopper, you are correct Andy, that picture at 21:17 absolutely has a thumbs-up digitally added on, as demonstrated by the complete lack of physics on those shirt wrinkles, no sleeve to be coming out of for the top of the arm, and the thumb blur has an odd ring around the top part. Kinda looks like the arm is also growing out of his mid right collarbone too???? Bad placement, I'm calling.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 5 місяців тому +2

      As a person with hyper mobile joints, it could just be that he’s overextending his elbow, covering the sleeve and bending his arm closer to his collarbone. The thumb blur isn’t related, though, lmao

  • @Kankugal159
    @Kankugal159 7 місяців тому +75

    guy should write fanfic instead or something bc his imagination goes hard.
    i physically recoiled in disgust several times at him 💀

    • @bippbunn
      @bippbunn 7 місяців тому +10

      And I'm conflicted as to why I'm grossed out bc I'm sure he's lying???

    • @MiloShaw9190
      @MiloShaw9190 2 місяці тому

      ​@@bippbunnCause it shows how vile he has the potential to be in reality

  • @jakemills7829
    @jakemills7829 7 місяців тому +35

    I learned in my 20s that random sex with someone you don’t know isn’t as good as having sex with someone you love.

  • @stanleyjosten
    @stanleyjosten 7 місяців тому +32

    "I have a fiance, which means I made up my goddamn mind"
    Most baller thing you've ever said. Truly, you have earned the name King.

  • @Mikey-yn5kx
    @Mikey-yn5kx 7 місяців тому +90

    The girl at the end, the “wholesome” one. WAS SHE LIKE 14?! Just by the way he was describing i feel like he was describing a teenager

    • @manporo5865
      @manporo5865 7 місяців тому +13

      Idk about that, but definitely sounded like a situation I would call a cop on

    • @BritaMooreKutz
      @BritaMooreKutz 7 місяців тому +17

      It also sounded like there was no consent provided, he just thrust the Bible out of her hands and went to town. Whether it's true or not, bragging about SA is a sign of an anti-social personality.

    • @FlorSilvestre12
      @FlorSilvestre12 4 місяці тому

      ​@@BritaMooreKutzHey, probably shouldn't be armchair diagnosing a creep on the Internet with a highly stigmatized mental disorder

  • @bdanibeeb
    @bdanibeeb 7 місяців тому +41

    Crabs
    Crabs
    AIDS
    made me laugh suspiciously loud at the blood donation center

  • @frogtoad8692
    @frogtoad8692 7 місяців тому +155

    Just pulled French fries out of the oven and you uploaded the algorithm gods are on my side it seems

    • @Elena52180
      @Elena52180 7 місяців тому +7

      same lol except my fries are frying rn

  • @michaeljames1334
    @michaeljames1334 7 місяців тому +42

    im really glad this whole alpha thing wasnt a thing when i was like 16. this is just poison for people growing up.

  • @tynadooo
    @tynadooo 7 місяців тому +92

    Oh he hangs out with drake... that tracks

  • @gothghost7491
    @gothghost7491 7 місяців тому +48

    As fellow Titanic girlie I love the comparison lmfao. I love how all those plans to salvage the Titanic were before the wreck was even found. It was found in 1985 by a team who got funding from the US Navy (as long as they were also looking for 2 lost nuclear submarines). I think it strengthens the metaphor of trying to save something that is wrecked, but also not having any idea where to find it anyway. Or something like that. I just wanted to tell you another fact about the Titanic

  • @scarletweaver171
    @scarletweaver171 7 місяців тому +56

    That cigar was almost as big as he is.

  • @brodieorr5393
    @brodieorr5393 7 місяців тому +40

    idk what this ARG style editing is.. but I'm LOVING it

  • @misakimanjoume
    @misakimanjoume 7 місяців тому +67

    Absolute menace and a joke of a person aside, that new editing style is something that should definitely stay for longer

  • @safesoundequine8511
    @safesoundequine8511 7 місяців тому +52

    No full grown woman is healthy at 105, that was so fucked up. I think I went blind from how angry that made me

    • @eleanornelson4883
      @eleanornelson4883 5 місяців тому +7

      its not common but im 25 and 95lbs 🤷 that being said i deal with a lot of creeps like him bc of my size

    • @dontgetmarried
      @dontgetmarried 2 місяці тому

      Not true, many women are petite

  • @marsfeathers
    @marsfeathers 7 місяців тому +52

    13:14 "how did I know that fact? I'm so correct" I call those the Sherlock autism moments

    • @ellamaymcc5173
      @ellamaymcc5173 7 місяців тому +3

      I'm going to start using that. Thanks.

    • @kaleyjoeckel5246
      @kaleyjoeckel5246 7 місяців тому +3

      The whole Titanic part scratched my autism, so I'm glad to see your comment 😂

  • @brettboswell19
    @brettboswell19 7 місяців тому +46

    The lamp on the floor with the carpet/rug reallyyyyy tripped me out I legit lost Andy for a sec 😂 it’s cool and fun, Andy just pops out into a different dimension for a sec then pops back in - follow up thought, what if this is his method of slowly hypnotizing us throughout his videos… 👀

  • @BrandonByers7
    @BrandonByers7 7 місяців тому +21

    Justin was that one kid in school who thought nobody ever sat next to him because they weren't cool enough for him

  • @Spicypepperjackcheese
    @Spicypepperjackcheese 7 місяців тому +103

    Andy screaming is peak humor for me

  • @xxmlg_cerealxx6166
    @xxmlg_cerealxx6166 7 місяців тому +40

    I usually just listen to your videos at work, but today I happened to actually look at the screen and saw the cardboard cutout back there and it has me cackling at work, gos bless you sir.

  • @NeuroSurge
    @NeuroSurge 7 місяців тому +23

    I really like this knew format he's been going for. Like the dynamic lighting & the text between segments, it's nice. It almost gives a bit of an analog horror feel to it. Very unique, as far as I know, in the youtube commentary space.

  • @Starkor990
    @Starkor990 7 місяців тому +69

    who the fuck is smoking giant cigars like that ?

    • @Anal_Annihilator
      @Anal_Annihilator 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@sirenvcha-dm9mgyou don't inhale cigars

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 7 місяців тому +2

      Cartoon villains like that clown

    • @madlie2452
      @madlie2452 7 місяців тому +4

      I think he’s just very small and is making the cigar look massive by comparison 😂

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 5 місяців тому +1

      @@madlie2452did you see him at 15:50? 💀

    • @lalaya5972
      @lalaya5972 4 місяці тому

      Someone trying to compensate for something

  • @Sarahonwheels
    @Sarahonwheels 7 місяців тому +79

    I do love the new introductions Andy!!! And I don’t need a coach for that!

  • @pebble1181
    @pebble1181 7 місяців тому +16

    It’s so interesting to me how these types of people all seem to define value by extrinsic and material things rather than intrinsic things and personality. It’s almost like their characters come second to things they can show off for validation (money, looks, job, etc). It just seems so devoid of actual… joy.

  • @TheRealestHooman
    @TheRealestHooman 7 місяців тому +121

    I fell bad for his parents, whenever anyone asks them what their kid does they have to say this

    • @TheRealestHooman
      @TheRealestHooman 7 місяців тому +7

      Feel*

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 7 місяців тому +14

      They probably didn’t acknowledge his existence as a child, so I doubt they actually talk about him.

    • @stretchmonster
      @stretchmonster 7 місяців тому +8

      His parents are probably footing the bill.

    • @speedythings7396
      @speedythings7396 5 місяців тому

      Would you say the same for women working as sex workers?

    • @TheRealestHooman
      @TheRealestHooman 5 місяців тому +2

      @@speedythings7396 how does that have to do with anything?

  • @GibdeSpeak
    @GibdeSpeak 7 місяців тому +13

    The coaching industry really needs to be regulated. People who aren't accredited by the International Coaching Federation and haven't studied ethical coaching practices shouldn't be allowed to call themselves coaches. It gives the whole industry a bad name.

  • @equally.marketable
    @equally.marketable 7 місяців тому +77

    People who overly obsess about their body count just make me feel sad 💀 having a sex addiction isn’t cool guys

    • @speedythings7396
      @speedythings7396 5 місяців тому

      You wouldn't tell this to a woman.
      Peak liberalism

    • @equally.marketable
      @equally.marketable 5 місяців тому +11

      @@speedythings7396 my brother in christ I have told that to a woman, I have zero idea what you’re so pressed about lol

    • @Spiderlash97
      @Spiderlash97 4 місяці тому

      I agree. Don’t know mine but wish it was only one

    • @lalaya5972
      @lalaya5972 4 місяці тому +2

      @@speedythings7396 It’s literally weird for anyone to obsess that much over sex. But let’s be honest the ones who care the most about it, are men.

    • @maxmfpayne
      @maxmfpayne 3 місяці тому

      I feel like guys like this use sex as who gratification more than anything. An attempt to prove their masculinity to themselves.

  • @tylerbalazic4592
    @tylerbalazic4592 7 місяців тому +21

    He can't even convince himself that he's Him so he's not convincing anyone else anytime soon.

  • @treeboy2873
    @treeboy2873 7 місяців тому +10

    An ocean gate joke on the anniversary of the titan implosion is amazing I laughed too hard

  • @Jhonn1978
    @Jhonn1978 7 місяців тому +35

    love the new editing style

  • @sapphinese
    @sapphinese 7 місяців тому +8

    Loving the stylistic decisions you made for this video! Only drawback is that the CRTV sound often produces a really high pitched whine that can be really distracting to borderline painful people who have sensitive hearing (me, I’m people). I always enjoy your videos, so I hope you can find a way to remove those higher frequencies or smth in future VHS style scenes

    • @andykingyt
      @andykingyt  7 місяців тому +6

      Ah dang, Let me look into this! I’m definitely still playing around the audio edits so thanks for bringing this to my attention

  • @SketchBlakely
    @SketchBlakely 7 місяців тому +20

    “This guy only surrounds himself that women that only want his money and I don’t know if he understands that”
    The idea that you are what you hang around has never been more relevant.

  • @n3sh-01
    @n3sh-01 7 місяців тому +5

    Unrelated, but I just want to say that this intro was honestly one of the best ones I’ve seen from you. I like the nice chill ambience, the somewhat eighties feel to it, and even just the straight vhs layer for the video, and the audio, it just fits with your content even more. I don’t know why, but it also kind of reminds me of Kurtis Conner and some of his vids (like with the editing styles and the crunchy quality). Great vid 👍

  • @jeremygreen2883
    @jeremygreen2883 7 місяців тому +10

    This guy doesn't have the level of rizz that I have, that's why my partner calls me the Rizzly Bear.

  • @brettboswell19
    @brettboswell19 7 місяців тому +26

    I feel like the static intermissions are Andy’s new version of “clap once if you can hear me” - every time I hear it my attention goes directly to my tv

  • @_fazballs
    @_fazballs 7 місяців тому +28

    just sat down to eat and andy posted, perfect timing

  • @whatbucketart
    @whatbucketart 7 місяців тому +4

    a fresh intro and eye catching camera angle crying on the floor with some lights making a long anecdote ultimately about the audience's willingness to "admit you have a brand" is killing me, that 2 minutes felt like an entire video

  • @tiptaphooves
    @tiptaphooves 7 місяців тому +6

    The way he says "bitches" makes him sound so nerdy lmao

  • @sirlothric6357
    @sirlothric6357 6 місяців тому +3

    The kind of guys he attracts most likely have a clause in the prenup like "Voided in cases of infidelity" because they think their wife is gonna be unfaithful, then complain when they are caught cheating and say "prenups don't work"

  • @ufokaslurking
    @ufokaslurking 7 місяців тому +15

    got distracted by pretty lights and zoned out there for a moment, oh well

  • @tabuni.notfound7770
    @tabuni.notfound7770 7 місяців тому +2

    love love LOVE the style of this video. the new intro , the carpet shot, the titanic facts (and the lighting in that part), the way you went absolutely in on this piece of shit. this was literally everything

  • @aristotlesimone4773
    @aristotlesimone4773 7 місяців тому +25

    Sixteen leo has done great coverage on this guy

    • @Walawalacookie
      @Walawalacookie 7 місяців тому +2

      Another great youtuber. I applaud your taste.

    • @aristotlesimone4773
      @aristotlesimone4773 7 місяців тому

      @@Walawalacookie peep on cinema at the cinema with tim heidecker and gregg Turlington for more

    • @markambrose66
      @markambrose66 5 місяців тому +1

      I saw ur comment and just finished watching the video he did interviewing him and omw it's hilarious😂 he says so much crazy shit it's almost unbelievable he is being serious

  • @vraimothra
    @vraimothra 7 місяців тому +5

    the funniest thing about some of the Titanic wreck viewing/scavenging/ vaselining ideas is that THEY HADN'T FOUND THE SHIP YET lmao. in 1914 they had absolutely zero clue where she actually was and by 1970 they were still 15 YEARS off from rediscovery they were talking about filling her with vaseline before they even knew where she was or that she was confirmed to have split in two. many were still telling themselves there was surely no way such a large ship had cracked in half and that's why you have novels/movies like Raise the Titanic where she's basically perfect just a little banged up and dirty. because of the distance/ angles of some lifeboats, some simply saw a jolt and a short bobbing of the stern while others saw the full splitting. with all the screaming and chaos many thought the sounds of metal screeching was just from the collapsing funnels and the water pulling her under (if they even had the state of mind to register the sounds at all)

  • @gracesblythe
    @gracesblythe 7 місяців тому +5

    Omggggg was JUST thinking I needed a new Andy vid!!!

  • @thulhu5938
    @thulhu5938 7 місяців тому +10

    love the vibes lmao Andy always carryin

  • @aameront.8123
    @aameront.8123 7 місяців тому +3

    Easily one of my favorite UA-camrs, I can tell by how quick I end up stopping whatever I do to start watching you 😂

  • @yourgrannydude
    @yourgrannydude 7 місяців тому +2

    Dude, this is your best video yet! Great new edits, you absolutely losing it when he says some crazy shit, and your vibe today. Top notch Andy, top notch.

  • @duckbredd
    @duckbredd 7 місяців тому +16

    I hate that he's acting like 105 is a flex. Ofc there's some people who weigh that, but it's no where close to realistic

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 7 місяців тому +8

      As a man, it also sounds frighteningly small. That’s like the size of a child. Not exactly what I’m fantasizing about…

    • @duckbredd
      @duckbredd 7 місяців тому +5

      @CorporalGrievous93 I'm 5' 7 and I use to weigh 100 lbs. It's so incredibly unhealthy for most body sizes. Now I'm healthier and lift more than that on leg press. It mainly is a child's weight it's crazy

    • @_SunscreenQueen_
      @_SunscreenQueen_ 7 місяців тому

      It really depends on height. I’m 26, 4’11 and 105lbs is perfectly healthy

    • @duckbredd
      @duckbredd 7 місяців тому +6

      @_SunscreenQueen_ that's why I said some people weigh that, but not too many people are 4' 11

    • @kwolf2145
      @kwolf2145 7 місяців тому

      Go to his Toronto penthouse parties so you can be added to his count.

  • @ashbrooks271
    @ashbrooks271 7 місяців тому +15

    I want more of Andy talking about the Titanic

  • @Kate-is5mz
    @Kate-is5mz 7 місяців тому +10

    Listen, sex is cool and also a vice. People have vices, it's fine. 436 people is not a vice, you're literally an addict and are so lost running from *GOD KNOWS WHAT* . That's like thinking you're badass because you're an alcoholic, lol...

    • @opheliamunroe1110
      @opheliamunroe1110 7 місяців тому

      I mean. 😐 A lot of alcoholics do think that. Delusions of grandeur are common with substance abuse when you have a big ego or are deeply insecure and overcompensate. The addiction does not help those kinds of character traits and now people like this have freaking social media and it's just....😮‍💨 They seriously think they're the next Sherlock Holmes reboot. Genius addict who everyone either admires and respects OR are haters and wrong because he is Good at a Thing. And then is not actually very good at that thing. They legitimately do think they look like some sort of suave cool trendsetter meanwhile everyone in town remembers that time they fell down a long flight of stairs at a trash tiki bar after blacking out on a fishbowl and bathroom tequila shots.
      Addiction is never cool but instant gratification is a hell of a drug. 💀

  • @NCC-1031-A
    @NCC-1031-A 7 місяців тому +2

    Really loving this new style of video from you Andy! The fuzzy, retro style works, as do the interstitial messages. I ate the Titanic segment up haha

  • @markiglesias6373
    @markiglesias6373 7 місяців тому +21

    Bro’s 5’2”. He’s never piped anything.

    • @DrewHoffman-y3r
      @DrewHoffman-y3r 7 місяців тому

      And the correct answer to the "which women are loosest" question to a 5'2" midget is "all of them"

  • @twig2730
    @twig2730 3 місяці тому +1

    That was such a good point- guys like this value wealth so much that they surround themselves with people who just want sex and money, so of course he thinks all women are gold diggers and will "take his money away from him in a divorce"

  • @MelchVagquest
    @MelchVagquest 7 місяців тому +16

    A girl weighing only 105 lbs is crazy!

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 7 місяців тому +21

      Sounds like he’s picking up chicks at the local middle school…

    • @sav715
      @sav715 7 місяців тому

      most men have no fcking clue how to tell what a woman weighs lmao but they still think its an important trait to care about. like just say ur fatphobic idk

    • @Rena_LUVS
      @Rena_LUVS 7 місяців тому

      Not really? I fluctuate between 90 and 95 lbs which is perfectly normal for a 4’9 woman 🤷‍♀️

    • @Meiinl
      @Meiinl 7 місяців тому +17

      @@Rena_LUVS4’9 isn’t the average height for women

    • @Walawalacookie
      @Walawalacookie 7 місяців тому +8

      @@Rena_LUVS That's true, but considering the other ways he described her, like her being so innocent and sweet. Dude is give off major creep vibes.

  • @FerretTwister
    @FerretTwister 3 місяці тому +3

    My puppy is a 105 pound girl. Tell this man to stay away from her please. She's only 2 and she's a dog. Wait, nvm she's black. Thank goodness!

  • @idioticbimbim2080
    @idioticbimbim2080 7 місяців тому +13

    oh Andy, how thine entertain me. thou tickle my little brain, thank you for the yummalicious content

  • @yomomma5629
    @yomomma5629 7 місяців тому +2

    this is my second time watching one of your videos i’m so exited to binge watch them all😭

  • @RabekahRandoms
    @RabekahRandoms 7 місяців тому +6

    I feel confident that he's talking about dudes whose prenups (non 50/50) become void because they cheated.......

  • @soph1377
    @soph1377 7 місяців тому +2

    ANDY your new editing style is so fucking good. Please 🙏🏻 Andy my king, keep it up 🎉

  • @sunbunnow
    @sunbunnow 7 місяців тому +5

    1:12 it took me like a minute to realize he was on the floor. I thought he had a cave green screen or something.

  • @h0ojn-c1j
    @h0ojn-c1j 7 місяців тому +7

    i lost it at the comically large cigar

  • @izzyR-x9e
    @izzyR-x9e 7 місяців тому +7

    new intro makes me feel like i'm watching an analog horror

  • @AnnieApple
    @AnnieApple 7 місяців тому +2

    LOVING the editing!! Another awesome vid broski

  • @Totalrecarlo
    @Totalrecarlo 7 місяців тому +37

    It's a delicate mixture of crabs, crabs and aids.

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 7 місяців тому

      with a soupcon of gonorrhoea

  • @aubreyirene4059
    @aubreyirene4059 2 місяці тому +1

    “Well I have a fiancée so I made up my dam mind” gonna have to steal this one from ya, that’s so bada$$

  • @manporo5865
    @manporo5865 7 місяців тому +3

    It's so weird that people like this are so insecure and depressed, that they have to remind us that they always need to be around someone or flaunt something material to avoid offing themselves. Like there's so much value in being alone that nowadays a ton of people miss out on.

  • @BigMac-ov7vt
    @BigMac-ov7vt 7 місяців тому +1

    This whole video goes so hard. Congrats Andy on making ANOTHER BANGER!