I really don't see how they could possibly enjoy life. It's always all money, cars, "paid ladies" and being oddly close with the fellow "alphas". And if thats not what you want in life you're just stuck in the matrix..
There are ten thousand guys exactly like this. They made a fortune on drop shipping before the bottom fell out, and now they're making all their money selling courses on how to make money in drop shipping. This happens with every scam. Every pyramid scheme, MLM, real estate, whatever it is; the person was a successful scammer for like ten years and now that it doesn't work anymore they're gonna sell YOU their outdated secrets.
Goddamn, my mind really is in the gutter......Why tf was the first thing I thought when I read MLM, that that guy made money from selling yaoi fanfiction? 😭😭
@@Aogami20 there's more than enough room to break, but it takes actual work like every other legit business. It's just not as easy as the fake gurus like to make it seem
There's legit a Bible story where Jesus is enjoying himself so much at a party that people start mocking him and calling him a glutton and drunkard. And Jesus (aka GOD?) rightfully roasts them for doing so. Sooo, looks like we got another Bible cherry-picker on our hands! Have a Taki!
That sounds like a prophet to me its honestly crrazzy that ppl call him God i think thats whats truly blasphemous but what do i know im just a non relgious cũnt 🤣🤣👍🏾
@@Permafrostt From what I've heard about Christianity Jesus is God in another form though I could be wrong because it is weird and I'm also not religious.
I do not understand people who say only drink water and sometimes coconut water and turn around and drink alcohol. Alcohol has absolutely no nutritional value...
Because in a week they will probably drink about 6 ounces of alcohol and 7 gallons of water. On the other hand take someone who doesn’t even drink a gallon of water in a week they drink a litter of soda or another sugary drink and most likely even more alcohol then them lol because that’s the average person today in any first world country.
My favorite thing about "alpha males" is they seem to exclusively hang out with other guys. Their whole thing is about how great they are and women are always throwing themselves at these dudes but they're only ever in rooms with guys.
This reminds me of that time I got an ad post for a "male tour for men interested in self-improvement" and the first photo was literally a bunch of half-naked men looking tenderly at each other
The only women I've seen hanging around them were s3x workers, so they were "working" and these guys take pictures and videos with them as if they were the average females that their incel audience will meet in their area and have s3x with them if they acted mean enough towards them 😂
That's because they hate women. They see them as nothing more than toys to be pleasured with, them throw them away in the trash bin once they are no longer desireable.
I mean I am pretty sure most of these types are seriously closeted lol. Like it just feels like if you need to prove sooo much how manly and masculine you are all the time you are probably not that manly or masculine haha of course gay men can be very masculine I am bi, I know but its just so funny.
god, when you really take a minute to think about the lifestyle these guys peddle, it's just *so* depressing. like when do they relax? when do they get to actually enjoy themselves? what's the point of being rich if all you do is sit on the money? they seem so detached from regular life, and not in a good way. when was the last time they had a milkshake? the last time they told someone "i love you! drive safe!"? when was the last time they were hugged by their mom? the last time they cheered themself up by watching youtube and eating some ice cream? they're so detached from their own humanity that they don't even feel like people anymore- just weird robots with no connection to anything.
oh yeah that's the trap of "rich culture" for ya. you deprive yourself, only to indulge in a show of wealth to others. is it a shocker so many rich people are depressed when the people at that level very regularly behave facetiously, if not entirely surface level
But Johnny walker blue in the war room with Tristan…probably working h8mself into a tizzy because he wants to be liked by his big boy!😅i agree, they make me want to go grab a scoop of ice-cream and enjoy reading about boring low low stakes drama.
They make me feel better about my "live today like you're going to die in the next few minutes" lifestyle. 😂 It fucks me up in a lot of ways, but I almost always enjoy everything & I am barely ever stressed about the everyday things I see normal people stress about. ...that could also be thanks to 10+ years of therapy, though lmaaaooo. 💀
They never had those things or enjoyed them. Not defending tate but I was a heroin addict and I chose to that because my life was probably very different from yours. My parents my school my age etc. Andrew's life has been very different and instead of trying to overcome that he runs around pretending anything at all makes him happy. But it doesn't. That is why he's an international human trafficking pimp. They dont usually come from a place where their mother hugs them or anyone cates about them at all. Not an excuse but definitely a blue print. If you hate yourself you hate everyone else too. And this man definitely hates himself lmao
@@nevaeh9125 Your statement is absolutely false and to claim otherwise is misinformation and irresponsible. Alcohol has been proven if taken in small moderate amounts can be beneficial health wise for people when focusing on certain aspect of one's health. So to say that 100% of the time Alcohol has negative and bad effect on one's health I'd a bold face lie. Gatorade however uses coloring agents that are banned in too many countries around the world to count due to the fact that they cause certain cancers yet in America they are completely legal to use and Gatorade has no problem doing so. Gatorade also used to have brominated oils in their drinks which also had very negative health effects to which they now claim and who knows if they the claims are factual or not that they no longer use these oils in their drinks. So consuming Gatorade on a daily basis is probably not a good idea healthwise or if at all and some question whether it does anything good for you as it claims it does. Did you know that athletes who have multimillion dollar contracts with Gatorade that are seen drinking out of Gatorade cups or bottles during their sporting events in most cases aren't drinking Gatorade at all but are drinking water or something else because they know it's not good for them and/or doesn't give them the effects that Gatorade claims it does? They just drink out of those things to make people believe that they are drinking Gatorade because they have it in their contract that they must but they get around it by simply having a cup say Gatorade on it. So maybe you are misinformed about Alcohol or just have something against it and don't like it for that reason but your statement as I said earlier is false and a lie.
So tired of dropshipping. It ruined online shopping and now they're trying to pass it off to people as viable even though its no longer a stable source of income due to how oversaturated it is
I tried it a couple years ago on eBay and sold ONE thing in a month ($20 profit) then coincidentally got banned from selling forever right after. Guys, don’t drop ship.
He says all this stuff about how you dress and present yourself, but then made his money from Facebook ads and drop shipping where no one sees or interacts with you.
Just from that first vid you showed, if ANYONE snaps at me like that, I'm walking the fuck away, because I don't care what your advice is, you don't treat me like a dog!
Because there's a system that generates revenue from this kind of shock content. Easiest way to get attention immediately. Also alot of us in the US lost our abortion rights, theyre putting bibles back in school and censoring public libraries. I think the trend for a patriarchal mindset spike is pretty clear. Because this isn't just about Andrew tate. Theyre just the new faces of mysoginy and making tons of money that way.
6:44 I have permanent dark circles under my eyes. No matter how well rested I am, it won’t change the hereditary thing where those capillaries break easily and I’m pale 🤣
@@chrislidle uhm- looking for positive feedback on the content you make to ensure you keep making money and good relevant content isnt equal to changing your lifestyle, appearance, ideas, likes and dislikes to everything else another man does just for the chance that he’ll approve your lifestyle and ideas. Two completely different things pal :)
@@incognitospaghet1452 these “alphas” are just real men and they know that kids like you aren’t gonna listen to them because they are telling you everything you don’t want to hear. If you had the mental fortitude and did everything they said you will undoubtably become more successful in every other instance in your life and that’s facts. If you do what this UA-camr says you’re gonna remain a whiny little bitch and that’s true as well.
One of my close childhood friends ended up working in finance (I don’t know how much he makes, but it’s definitely six figures), and he went on a company cruise one time with an all-expense paid bar, and he tried some of the most expensive bourbons out there. He said that there isn’t any difference in quality between an $80 bottle and a $300 one, at that point you’re really just paying to show off that you CAN afford it.
There are $50 bottles of bourbon that are on par with Blanton’s according to people that know the difference. Buffalo Trace, which makes Pappy Van Winkle, will take batches that don’t reach Pappy’s “standards”(honestly all subjective to me) and use for special editions of their other bourbons
@@MrEboxez Yeah, I’m actually from Kentucky, and my uncle drinks Blanton’s for that reason! Every weekend, Buffalo Trace releases a limited supply of their top shelf stuff “in store” and he has my mom go there for him when she can to pick a bottle of Blanton’s. It is pretty subjective though. Personally, Buffalo Trace is one of my favorite distilleries, but I probably couldn’t tell you the difference between a Blanton’s and their standard offering. (They also sell unaged bottles of “moonshine” that’s surprisingly tolerable.)
After drinking a Macallan 18 year, I can tell the difference. I don’t drink tho but when I do, rather it be quality. I like handcrafted, rare, effort. I can appreciate that.
Hold up, Tate brothers? There's more than one? Eww. Also, they're all talking about clean and organic eating and drinking spring water and doing yoga with the girlies before bed, but you can bet they make fun of vegetarians for example who do the same and think men who don't lift cars in the gym are not alpha enough. The hypocracy is almost hilarious if it weren't so frustrating.
Bro has had enough plastic surgery, he now has no expression, therefore shouldn’t be yapping about eye bags. He didn’t bio hacked, he hacked his flesh. I understand there is always a faith, grace, or luck based aspect to any success. But whenever someone swings the Christianity bat, I tend to walk away.
@@patrickt101I genuinely thought for a second this was some AI clip someone made of him. I was looking at the people in the back and I was flabbergasted. Like this guy is real? He’s a human?
My ex bf from when I was a teenager got back into contact with me when we were adults. He got into forex and I kept telling him it sounded like a scam, and he kept telling me it isn’t. We lost contact and when we reconnected for a second time, he told me I was right about forex being a scam, so.
I feel like the lady was expecting you to be doing a prank call when you asked about Johnny Walker, like she was expecting you to say "then you better go catch him".
He’s literally giving the most bare-bones basic advice I’ve ever heard, but making “sick edits” that go with it... Are these types of men really that easily impressed? Like I don’t get it-
So...bro doesn't want you to drink anything but water and coconut water, or have a bag of Taki's...but he's drinking Johnny Walker with Tristan Tate...seems legit 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Also, I think the oil story was an attempt to say " Don't move based off of what other people tell you is of value, actually do the work to determine what is valuable to you "
He's like a corporate plant for Tate. Like the first real person to buy into a pyramid scheme who then goes around to all their friends and family like "nah you know me. And I can vouch for this shady business venture. Trust me!"
It’s super romantic that he studied Tate and made sure to get him his favorite drink as a gift. Especially super expensive alcohol. So romantic, a bromance from a movie 😂
I get why he chose Tristan to be bromantic with and not Andrew, even though I can't stand either of them (or any of these supposed alpha sigma types). Andrew may have inherited all the ego, but Tristan got all the looks. Before I knew about the rape and trafficking it pained me to see him following Andrew around like a puppy dog, treating this little no-chin, bug-eyed, bald headed weasel of a man who beats his girlfriends like a god as if Andrew was somehow better than him.
The guy saying he booked 2 months in Bali sounds like it's fake. You can't stay in Indonesia for longer than 30 days at a time unless you get a specific visa. A tourist visa that requires you to have a sponsor. Tourist visa's are good for up to 6 months. A VOA is good for a max of 30 days and then you have to leave and come back again. Leave the country that is.
I always find the people that follow these kinds of influencers so funny. They're all so obsessed with "getting to the top". For there to be a top, there needs to be a bottom. There's only one king per kingdom.
idk why but all of Andy's videos give me the vibe that someone off screen is holding him hostage at gunpoint and forcing him to make these xD i still love them though
I think it's funny they call themselves glitches when Neo wasn't a glitch. A glitch was a way telltale sign the system changed something else for the worse. So calling yourself a glitch is a self report you're bad 😂
3:55 I find it very interesting that he's using Gojo Satoru from JJK as his pfp, he probably thinks he's just like Gojo and that the whole world shifted because of his birth
I'm normally reasonably articulate but I cannot explain why these alpha male businesses bros shit me off so badly I feel like you're close to what I want to express
I think the best part, is how he didn't really "shop around", and paid $321 for the bottle, when that size can be got for ~$200, and you can get a size down for half that. xD
stand away from the crowd, be an individual, and people will come to you. and then you build your own crowd. and then stand away from that crowd. and then...
Dude I remember seeing you on TikTok WAAaay back when when you were doing that lunatic Mud character, and now here you are poppin' on UA-cam. Good to see someone start at the bottom and make it, good job mate ya did it
I think it's a common problem among society in general where people assume if someone has made a lot of money, that inherently means they are very intelligent and an authority on life itself. People like Luke strike me as the types who fit into that mold, but also just happened to walk into a lot of money and become the types they would normally worship. It creates this weird God complex in their heads where I think they genuinely believe they have the answers to everything, but lack the self-awareness to realize their thoughts aren't as deep or enlightened as they believe they are. I mean, these dudes literally preach about "escaping the Matrix" then join a club because they want to fit in lol. I don't think the guy is necessarily unsalvageable as a person, but I do think he has a lot of growing up to do and should probably try to incorporate some self-reflection into whatever daily routine he has. The best I can say about him is that at least he's not preaching misogynistic rhetoric, as low a bar as that is.
My dad walked by and was like "Is that the guy from Bar Rescue behind him?" 😂
Aaa a man of culture
tell him to put some respect on the good name of John "the frog" Taffer
He’s got a body pillow with a similar image. /j
@@savagefox3241 Where do I get one /uj
I have better ones, but this is the Bar Rescue that started it all...
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god these "alphas" all seem so miserable
They are. No one acts like this and is happy. Its a facade for children
I really don't see how they could possibly enjoy life. It's always all money, cars, "paid ladies" and being oddly close with the fellow "alphas". And if thats not what you want in life you're just stuck in the matrix..
@@whatever3145 Absolutely wild that at the end of the day, these guys are seeking validation from children. Y'know, to be manly
They are giving '90s school bully energy that can't back up their talk LOL
Cause they want to kiss their bros but they don’t want to be gay.
Okay, so:
1. Drink spring water
2. Buy a satellite
3. Don't work hard
4. Profit.
I really do love spring water best though
It’s called making a living
Ez money
Yup no need to take the course now
@@Faulk425 it's called failing to scam.
Successful grifts try to at least SOUND reasonable.
“Once you get a little bit of money…” I think we skipped a step between drinking water and now
Dude probably got super sick from drinking random spring water jk lol😂
“Connect boys connect” he makin these dudes have a play date 😭😭😭
There are ten thousand guys exactly like this. They made a fortune on drop shipping before the bottom fell out, and now they're making all their money selling courses on how to make money in drop shipping. This happens with every scam. Every pyramid scheme, MLM, real estate, whatever it is; the person was a successful scammer for like ten years and now that it doesn't work anymore they're gonna sell YOU their outdated secrets.
Goddamn, my mind really is in the gutter......Why tf was the first thing I thought when I read MLM, that that guy made money from selling yaoi fanfiction? 😭😭
Dropshipping isn't outdated, it's been a method of business for decades before these online gurus learned about it lol it still works
@@rustyray420 It's outdated in the sense that everyone who's going to be successful doing it already is. There's no room for new people to break in.
@@Aogami20 there's more than enough room to break, but it takes actual work like every other legit business. It's just not as easy as the fake gurus like to make it seem
I'm pretty sure the HUMAN TRAFFICKING was also profitable
Bro compared Takis to cheating 😂😂😂
Takis: absolutely not, that’s breaking a covenant to keep your Temple clean
Tattoos and Whiskey: Hell yeah
Eat hot chip and lie
@@AmbassadorKatand be bisexual and charge they phone
@@LavenderGooms-tz1kw Tristan having KFC is nothing either. 🙄
@@LavenderGooms-tz1kw alcohol is allowed for Christians
Bro as a Christian wtf does cheating on your wife have to do with eating Takis, eff that guy.
his body is a temple so it has to be naked, empty and be forgotten by history...
It’s a comparison, he trained his brain to think that cheating on your body is worse than cheating on your wife tbh I dont that wrong
Eat hot chip and lie
"Take care of your vessel, that's in the Bible. Anyways everyone should want to be a millionaire, like Jesus."
@@annikan42 I can't believe I missed that obvious conflict of interest.
This Luke guy says he's a "God" like person. But this is literally the first time I'm ever hearing him about anything
He is an ancient and forgotten god, cursed to wander the earth and cry and whine about things he can’t control
Absolutely unrelated but cool pfp, i love i prevail ❤
@@daevetcthey ignore everything that makes them look bad, people don’t want to acknowledge being a hypocrite
Man if YOU don't know them, they must be nobody😂
There's legit a Bible story where Jesus is enjoying himself so much at a party that people start mocking him and calling him a glutton and drunkard. And Jesus (aka GOD?) rightfully roasts them for doing so. Sooo, looks like we got another Bible cherry-picker on our hands! Have a Taki!
Literally 😂
That sounds like a prophet to me its honestly crrazzy that ppl call him God i think thats whats truly blasphemous but what do i know im just a non relgious cũnt 🤣🤣👍🏾
@@Permafrosttblasphemy doesn't exist because neither does religion
@@Permafrostt From what I've heard about Christianity Jesus is God in another form though I could be wrong because it is weird and I'm also not religious.
@@loyaldrone7365 in Christianity Jesus is God made man- a facet of one being. According to Judaism and Islam Jesus is a prophet
I do not understand people who say only drink water and sometimes coconut water and turn around and drink alcohol. Alcohol has absolutely no nutritional value...
The odd drink here and there in theory can kind of improve life longevity and that's about it
Because in a week they will probably drink about 6 ounces of alcohol and 7 gallons of water. On the other hand take someone who doesn’t even drink a gallon of water in a week they drink a litter of soda or another sugary drink and most likely even more alcohol then them lol because that’s the average person today in any first world country.
@@F-I-N-E-R This is so braindead
@@slartibartifastoverdrive195Alcohol is quite literally poison.
@@slartibartifastoverdrive195so what you’re saying is that because I drink every day, I will live longer? Hell yeah
My favorite thing about "alpha males" is they seem to exclusively hang out with other guys. Their whole thing is about how great they are and women are always throwing themselves at these dudes but they're only ever in rooms with guys.
This reminds me of that time I got an ad post for a "male tour for men interested in self-improvement" and the first photo was literally a bunch of half-naked men looking tenderly at each other
The only women I've seen hanging around them were s3x workers, so they were "working" and these guys take pictures and videos with them as if they were the average females that their incel audience will meet in their area and have s3x with them if they acted mean enough towards them 😂
That's because they hate women. They see them as nothing more than toys to be pleasured with, them throw them away in the trash bin once they are no longer desireable.
I mean I am pretty sure most of these types are seriously closeted lol. Like it just feels like if you need to prove sooo much how manly and masculine you are all the time you are probably not that manly or masculine haha of course gay men can be very masculine I am bi, I know but its just so funny.
@@TheBanana93 "I don't like you so you're gay"
god, when you really take a minute to think about the lifestyle these guys peddle, it's just *so* depressing. like when do they relax? when do they get to actually enjoy themselves? what's the point of being rich if all you do is sit on the money?
they seem so detached from regular life, and not in a good way. when was the last time they had a milkshake? the last time they told someone "i love you! drive safe!"? when was the last time they were hugged by their mom? the last time they cheered themself up by watching youtube and eating some ice cream?
they're so detached from their own humanity that they don't even feel like people anymore- just weird robots with no connection to anything.
oh yeah that's the trap of "rich culture" for ya. you deprive yourself, only to indulge in a show of wealth to others. is it a shocker so many rich people are depressed when the people at that level very regularly behave facetiously, if not entirely surface level
he only loves himself and is disgusted with other humans. he despises ppl who find joy in simple things like relaxing or watching movies
But Johnny walker blue in the war room with Tristan…probably working h8mself into a tizzy because he wants to be liked by his big boy!😅i agree, they make me want to go grab a scoop of ice-cream and enjoy reading about boring low low stakes drama.
They make me feel better about my "live today like you're going to die in the next few minutes" lifestyle. 😂 It fucks me up in a lot of ways, but I almost always enjoy everything & I am barely ever stressed about the everyday things I see normal people stress about. ...that could also be thanks to 10+ years of therapy, though lmaaaooo. 💀
They never had those things or enjoyed them. Not defending tate but I was a heroin addict and I chose to that because my life was probably very different from yours. My parents my school my age etc. Andrew's life has been very different and instead of trying to overcome that he runs around pretending anything at all makes him happy. But it doesn't. That is why he's an international human trafficking pimp. They dont usually come from a place where their mother hugs them or anyone cates about them at all. Not an excuse but definitely a blue print.
If you hate yourself you hate everyone else too. And this man definitely hates himself lmao
24:38 you can see the stars in his eyes he's so in love it's not even funny😭😭
Most definitely Lukey would drop his dacks to his ankles if Tristan asked. 😂😂😂
this dude and dudes like him are the epitome of "never been punched in the face"
Man shut up 😂
Tates were literally professional fighters lmao, the Luke guy, probably not
Don't drink Gatorade or purified water cause they're bad for you but chug as much whiskey as you want lmao
Gatorade is absolutely HORRIBLE for you. The whiskey probably is better to be honest.
@@General_Junkie Alcohol isn't good for anyone. Period.
@@nevaeh9125 Your statement is absolutely false and to claim otherwise is misinformation and irresponsible. Alcohol has been proven if taken in small moderate amounts can be beneficial health wise for people when focusing on certain aspect of one's health. So to say that 100% of the time Alcohol has negative and bad effect on one's health I'd a bold face lie. Gatorade however uses coloring agents that are banned in too many countries around the world to count due to the fact that they cause certain cancers yet in America they are completely legal to use and Gatorade has no problem doing so. Gatorade also used to have brominated oils in their drinks which also had very negative health effects to which they now claim and who knows if they the claims are factual or not that they no longer use these oils in their drinks. So consuming Gatorade on a daily basis is probably not a good idea healthwise or if at all and some question whether it does anything good for you as it claims it does. Did you know that athletes who have multimillion dollar contracts with Gatorade that are seen drinking out of Gatorade cups or bottles during their sporting events in most cases aren't drinking Gatorade at all but are drinking water or something else because they know it's not good for them and/or doesn't give them the effects that Gatorade claims it does? They just drink out of those things to make people believe that they are drinking Gatorade because they have it in their contract that they must but they get around it by simply having a cup say Gatorade on it. So maybe you are misinformed about Alcohol or just have something against it and don't like it for that reason but your statement as I said earlier is false and a lie.
@General_Junkie Gatorade is bad for you for sure but alcohol is 10000% worse, no question lol
@@General_JunkieSounds like something my alcoholic father would say
I love the 1950s detective vibe in the beginning. Thanks for feeding us king
So tired of dropshipping. It ruined online shopping and now they're trying to pass it off to people as viable even though its no longer a stable source of income due to how oversaturated it is
I tried it a couple years ago on eBay and sold ONE thing in a month ($20 profit) then coincidentally got banned from selling forever right after. Guys, don’t drop ship.
I couldn’t pick this guy out from a crowd in the slightest which makes his point of ‘standing out’ so much funnier
Stop burning my house down andy
Omg you too?
Fr.. last time he almost stole my dog too 😔
Hey, Captain!
I've been living in a house made of John taffer cut outs
Yes.
Bro the Johnnie walker blue label war room feels like sleeper agent words. Someone’s gonna wake up wide eyed after hearing it.
He says all this stuff about how you dress and present yourself, but then made his money from Facebook ads and drop shipping where no one sees or interacts with you.
The worst part is my dad is a Tate fan and said he was 'Alleged'. And watches Luke a ton😭
sorry for your loss
How old is your dad. No one over 12 likes these people.
Bro how old is your father 💀
call cps on him /hj
It's joever for your dad bro
Just from that first vid you showed, if ANYONE snaps at me like that, I'm walking the fuck away, because I don't care what your advice is, you don't treat me like a dog!
You’re clearly not the target audience (young male losers with no hope).
I don't know how more Tate clones keep POPPING UP. HOW???
Because there's a system that generates revenue from this kind of shock content. Easiest way to get attention immediately. Also alot of us in the US lost our abortion rights, theyre putting bibles back in school and censoring public libraries. I think the trend for a patriarchal mindset spike is pretty clear. Because this isn't just about Andrew tate. Theyre just the new faces of mysoginy and making tons of money that way.
Too many people can't learn to think for themselves and so there's always people there to manipulate the weak minded.
He's a virus👍
there's always more unsuccessful young men to convice their course is the way to accomplishment
Because they don't last long before they either end up bankrupt or in jail
When someone goes to tell you how to succeed and their first 2 steps are to make a purchase you already know where they got their start right there.
6:44 I have permanent dark circles under my eyes. No matter how well rested I am, it won’t change the hereditary thing where those capillaries break easily and I’m pale 🤣
I love how sad this video started. Make me sad Pappa Andy. Make me sad.
They talk about being independent and self actualizing when literally all they do is live for other mens approval
And live off other people's money but then again all youtubers do that too.
Isn’t that what this UA-camr is doing with his audience? The hypocrisy here is hilarious.
@@chrislidle uhm- looking for positive feedback on the content you make to ensure you keep making money and good relevant content isnt equal to changing your lifestyle, appearance, ideas, likes and dislikes to everything else another man does just for the chance that he’ll approve your lifestyle and ideas. Two completely different things pal :)
@@incognitospaghet1452 don’t both of them make content for children?
@@incognitospaghet1452 these “alphas” are just real men and they know that kids like you aren’t gonna listen to them because they are telling you everything you don’t want to hear. If you had the mental fortitude and did everything they said you will undoubtably become more successful in every other instance in your life and that’s facts. If you do what this UA-camr says you’re gonna remain a whiny little bitch and that’s true as well.
One of my close childhood friends ended up working in finance (I don’t know how much he makes, but it’s definitely six figures), and he went on a company cruise one time with an all-expense paid bar, and he tried some of the most expensive bourbons out there. He said that there isn’t any difference in quality between an $80 bottle and a $300 one, at that point you’re really just paying to show off that you CAN afford it.
There are $50 bottles of bourbon that are on par with Blanton’s according to people that know the difference.
Buffalo Trace, which makes Pappy Van Winkle, will take batches that don’t reach Pappy’s “standards”(honestly all subjective to me) and use for special editions of their other bourbons
@@MrEboxez Yeah, I’m actually from Kentucky, and my uncle drinks Blanton’s for that reason! Every weekend, Buffalo Trace releases a limited supply of their top shelf stuff “in store” and he has my mom go there for him when she can to pick a bottle of Blanton’s.
It is pretty subjective though. Personally, Buffalo Trace is one of my favorite distilleries, but I probably couldn’t tell you the difference between a Blanton’s and their standard offering. (They also sell unaged bottles of “moonshine” that’s surprisingly tolerable.)
After drinking a Macallan 18 year, I can tell the difference. I don’t drink tho but when I do, rather it be quality. I like handcrafted, rare, effort. I can appreciate that.
There's actually a lot of science behind this. Neurologically, the more someone pays for a bottle of wine, the better it tastes to them.
Hold up, Tate brothers? There's more than one? Eww.
Also, they're all talking about clean and organic eating and drinking spring water and doing yoga with the girlies before bed, but you can bet they make fun of vegetarians for example who do the same and think men who don't lift cars in the gym are not alpha enough. The hypocracy is almost hilarious if it weren't so frustrating.
@@Temaile also a sister who wants nothing to do with them
Btw it's hypocrisy*
Ah my favorite the tartar brothers
Yummy
tartar sauce and fish sticks >>>
Tooth tartar and gum disease 🦷
@@maddieb_99 Ewwww who the fuck would want sauce made from tartar hahaha
Bro has had enough plastic surgery, he now has no expression, therefore shouldn’t be yapping about eye bags. He didn’t bio hacked, he hacked his flesh.
I understand there is always a faith, grace, or luck based aspect to any success. But whenever someone swings the Christianity bat, I tend to walk away.
In my opinion he hasn’t had enough plastic surgery. He’s really hard on the eyes.
@@PeachysMomI think he might’ve had so much that it’s was creating that weird ai look to him, bro looks unnatural Fr
@@patrickt101I genuinely thought for a second this was some AI clip someone made of him. I was looking at the people in the back and I was flabbergasted. Like this guy is real? He’s a human?
i'm loving the new style of your videos, andy! the old vhs look and muffled audio is a great touch
As a Christian if Jesus can have wine and flip over tables, then I can eat takis at 3am
As a Christian that doesn't make any sense
@@maksim3417 As a Christian....understand jokes don't have to make sense
@aly1541 you haven't been called smart very many times in life have ya
@@bryangormann214 you're just now getting here....
@@itspronouncedbear confirmation of my previous statement
Bro the styling of your vids is so cozy and i love the vibe to it (like the intro)
Omg I’m so glad the blue label doesn’t taste like 💩, for that $$
all these men stealing my name shame on you tates
I believe "studying" up on someone is called hmmm what's the word? Ah yes...stalking.
Takis bad but drinking Scotch is not because the lord Tristan sayeth
This guy is trying to get the grift from all angles with all the crunchy talk, religion talk all thrown in.
they're so in love it's not even funny 😭
Its like on "Only Fools and Horses" they always say "This time next year Rodney, we'll be millionaires!" But they never are! 😂
My ex bf from when I was a teenager got back into contact with me when we were adults. He got into forex and I kept telling him it sounded like a scam, and he kept telling me it isn’t. We lost contact and when we reconnected for a second time, he told me I was right about forex being a scam, so.
I feel like the lady was expecting you to be doing a prank call when you asked about Johnny Walker, like she was expecting you to say "then you better go catch him".
I wonder if he has a legit crush on Tristan Tate, but is internally homophobic so he just looks to Tristan as god (still super gay)
He’s literally giving the most bare-bones basic advice I’ve ever heard, but making “sick edits” that go with it... Are these types of men really that easily impressed? Like I don’t get it-
May I pitch that we call the Andrew Tate wannabes "Tate Tots"?
So...bro doesn't want you to drink anything but water and coconut water, or have a bag of Taki's...but he's drinking Johnny Walker with Tristan Tate...seems legit 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
luke kinda reminds me of dr. robotnik's gay coded assistant stone from the live action sonic movies
pfp checks out
" Set yourself apart " but then his entire advice is to be like him exactly cause he is the best and knows the best like?
Also, I think the oil story was an attempt to say " Don't move based off of what other people tell you is of value, actually do the work to determine what is valuable to you "
I love how John’s just always in the back with a big a smile he so happy
The worst part of this video has to be watching someone willingly spend money on Johnnie Walker Blue Label
But what actual "work" did he do? Spend money he already had investing in other people's businesses?
He's like a corporate plant for Tate. Like the first real person to buy into a pyramid scheme who then goes around to all their friends and family like "nah you know me. And I can vouch for this shady business venture. Trust me!"
Gen z making bad audio an aesthetic is gonna be the death of me and my hearing impaired ass
I get such horrible secondhand cringe anytime I watch any of these "alpha" bro videos. It's hard to watch.
“Don’t be a sheep and go with the flow! Be a leader not a follower… except me. Follow me!”
It’s super romantic that he studied Tate and made sure to get him his favorite drink as a gift. Especially super expensive alcohol. So romantic, a bromance from a movie 😂
I get why he chose Tristan to be bromantic with and not Andrew, even though I can't stand either of them (or any of these supposed alpha sigma types). Andrew may have inherited all the ego, but Tristan got all the looks. Before I knew about the rape and trafficking it pained me to see him following Andrew around like a puppy dog, treating this little no-chin, bug-eyed, bald headed weasel of a man who beats his girlfriends like a god as if Andrew was somehow better than him.
The guy saying he booked 2 months in Bali sounds like it's fake. You can't stay in Indonesia for longer than 30 days at a time unless you get a specific visa. A tourist visa that requires you to have a sponsor. Tourist visa's are good for up to 6 months. A VOA is good for a max of 30 days and then you have to leave and come back again. Leave the country that is.
Andy I cannot express how much I enjoy your content and the new aesthetic which I’m still convinced is gonna be an arg, thank you
Andy Andy Andy Andy Andy Andy
Nuh uh
what
real
me trying to summon bloody andy
Andy
I always find the people that follow these kinds of influencers so funny. They're all so obsessed with "getting to the top". For there to be a top, there needs to be a bottom. There's only one king per kingdom.
idk why but all of Andy's videos give me the vibe that someone off screen is holding him hostage at gunpoint and forcing him to make these xD i still love them though
The meme potential of “do you ever just have a little snack” “WOULD YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE” is immense
I hate these types of guys. They don’t actually think, great video btw Andy!
this video was honestly so funny, this guys crazy and your commentary was perfect. Also this editing had my laughing the whole time
Has Andy been using Skillshare to up his editing/graphic design game cause this production has leveled up.
he has an editor. their @ is in the description
Johnny and Tristan sitting in a tree...
M-E-W-I-N-G
I think it's funny they call themselves glitches when Neo wasn't a glitch. A glitch was a way telltale sign the system changed something else for the worse. So calling yourself a glitch is a self report you're bad 😂
3:55 I find it very interesting that he's using Gojo Satoru from JJK as his pfp, he probably thinks he's just like Gojo and that the whole world shifted because of his birth
15:07 this guy is just basically the male version of almond moms
Luke: Delete all social media apps
Luke's viewers: Ok
Luke's videos: 0 views
21:02 when the answer begins with the qualifier that it “comes in a really nice box” my expectations are set VERY high
Eating Takis is bad like cheating but drinking a whole bottle of jonny walker is studying 😂😂😂😂😂
The editor was not having it 😭😭😭
🌫☁️NO
28:36 they look like they're announcing their engagement 😭😭
I would like a shirt that says “have a fucking bag of Takis every now and then” please.
Ash showing off her engagement ring when she waved was adorable
Lol i feel like johnnie walker blue label is what you say you like to drink when you don't know the names of any other expensive liquors
I'm normally reasonably articulate but I cannot explain why these alpha male businesses bros shit me off so badly
I feel like you're close to what I want to express
YESSSS THANK YOU FOR POSTING ANDERSON KINGY 😭🙏❤️
putting the ad at 27:29 was genius. i hope you know that someone appreciated it, andy
369 bucks? why, thats enough for a bottle of jonnie walker! jonnie walker, tristan tates favorite. That they drink in the warroom
I think the best part, is how he didn't really "shop around", and paid $321 for the bottle, when that size can be got for ~$200, and you can get a size down for half that. xD
Homie is talking about how you dress while wearing a basic black hoodie
I love the feel of the new intros. Feels like a vaporwave/ambient song
andy ur editor is GOATED
I edited this comment
Gram doing some good work out here❤
Also RIP Andy King (1942 (probably) -2024)
“Don’t drink any of this sht”
*not me sprinting upstairs to drink a Pepsi out of pure spite*
This ‘alpha’ having a Gojo pfp doesn’t do us Jujutsu Kaisen fans any justice
7:20 only based things these guys may say is "Delete social media apps".
But then they contradict themselves
this tiktok tate clone is trying to live how i live except im silent and sitting here retired a few decades earlier than average!
stand away from the crowd, be an individual, and people will come to you. and then you build your own crowd. and then stand away from that crowd. and then...
be an individual. then, people will come to you again. then you rebuild your crowd. then you stand away from the crowd again. and then………….
Lol "stretch your spinal cord"??? As a nurse I can verify that this is a terrible idea 😂
Thanks Graham
Thanks Graham for the content
thanks graham
Dude I remember seeing you on TikTok WAAaay back when when you were doing that lunatic Mud character, and now here you are poppin' on UA-cam. Good to see someone start at the bottom and make it, good job mate ya did it
I think it's a common problem among society in general where people assume if someone has made a lot of money, that inherently means they are very intelligent and an authority on life itself. People like Luke strike me as the types who fit into that mold, but also just happened to walk into a lot of money and become the types they would normally worship.
It creates this weird God complex in their heads where I think they genuinely believe they have the answers to everything, but lack the self-awareness to realize their thoughts aren't as deep or enlightened as they believe they are. I mean, these dudes literally preach about "escaping the Matrix" then join a club because they want to fit in lol.
I don't think the guy is necessarily unsalvageable as a person, but I do think he has a lot of growing up to do and should probably try to incorporate some self-reflection into whatever daily routine he has. The best I can say about him is that at least he's not preaching misogynistic rhetoric, as low a bar as that is.
thanks for uploading this after the tornado warning andy my power's still out but the grind never stops