I saw him perform when I was visiting California! I had no idea I was supposed to dress up for the show, but it makes sense being as it was in L.A. 😂 First thing he said when he came onstage, was, ‘Well, most of you look great tonight.’ I was in the front, wearing colorful weed leggings, a backwards hat, and a rainbow drug rug 😂 he looked right at me.
Mother: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up? Son: Well, I'm gonna be a dick salesman from about 13 to 44, after that we can talk about retirement.
48 year old woman. I have NEVER not once taken a selfie on purpose. In fact listening to that whole spiel... 😮 Almost any planned event in the future makes me doubt my will to live. I am supposed to go to a thing for something in 3 hours? Maybe I'll be dead by then, and at this age it's a possibility; yet one can hope.😅
that's how comedy Central works. it's a comedy-based television network that shows old comedy shows and stand-up. it can't show brand new live comedy every single day and nothing else. sad
can someone make the salesman part a separate video and upload it on youtue for me please? then i can send it to desperate guys sending me a lame message hahahaah and say they remind me of this skit
@@MrVirtuezzz I do, someone who cares about the bigger picture and letting them know how bad they fucked up. CC passed on some of the biggest comedians now during the “Me too, woke” Era and committed suicide. They don’t deserve to host content from good/great comedians like Brennan. Open your eyes. Become aware of the bigger picture of CC over the last 5 years. There’s a reason that the best comedians don’t host their specials on CC anymore, just up & coming SJW ALT comedians and nobodies. Even South Park left. Open your eyes.
it's because it was bought by a private equity firm which has no intention of investing any money but rather is milking the archives to extract every last dime of profitability from a once decent entity
Then they might try making interest gains from their sizable propitiatory assets bank instead of flooding airtime with a show whose only viewers stream or pirate it ad-free elsewhere all damn day. SO MUCH STANDUP collecting dust!
One of the best comedy writers ever.
😂😂😂 not only is this guy a great comedian but he’s doing a great job coaching the Miami Dolphins too 😏
Just discovered him, he’s hilarious 👍🤣🤣
This....guy.....is....freakin'.....hysterical!!!!
I saw him perform when I was visiting California! I had no idea I was supposed to dress up for the show, but it makes sense being as it was in L.A. 😂
First thing he said when he came onstage, was, ‘Well, most of you look great tonight.’
I was in the front, wearing colorful weed leggings, a backwards hat, and a rainbow drug rug 😂 he looked right at me.
Wtf what kind of show is that?! Why would you need to dress up
Hahaha 🤣😂
Mother: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Son: Well, I'm gonna be a dick salesman from about 13 to 44, after that we can talk about retirement.
Comedians are important to every culture,
because to them, nothing is sacred.
Keep making fun of everything and everybody.
The part about being on the phone and seeing a cop is spot on
I was in the back of a cop car while the cop was on the computer n almost ran into the curb while doing 100mph n telling me to shut up.
Don't text and drive, m'kay? :)
I needed this laugh today….❤
Me too. I am married lol
me too, hope you're well :)
Master comedian 🤣🤣👌
Best writer ever!!! Love him.
3:32 I have a joke that reverses this.
"I figured out a way to keep from falling asleep while driving... I text."
Funny stuff! Casual smart alec style. I want to make my clever jokes more natural like his.
Love neal!!
Not Alien 1 or 2, but 3. Mine must be Alien vs Predator.
I love this guy
First time checking him out he FUNNY AF!!!!
I don’t think arsenal will do it. They slipped up too much. City is in form with 2 games to play.
Good at comedy, one of the goats of traumedy 😅
Good sets
3:05 😂😂😂😂😂. I’ve done this before
AW he dropped the glasses.
😂👍🏾
See? He’s absolutely my type! But will we ever meet? No.
Would I be *his* type?
Also no.
This is why *I’m* single! 😂
Exellent!
Ben foster adaptation of lance armstrong was awesome
Pretty good. I like his blocks stuff a lot more though.
Apollo’s belt or Adonis belt and even sometimes Apollo’s girdle. Hahahah then the alien
Love it all
Funniest story I heard him tell is his plan to test the 2nd Amendment. I was in pain laughing
Funny!
“Let’s help some kids”
Me to
They cut the best part of the Armstrong bit
Ma lord. 😂
48 year old woman. I have NEVER not once taken a selfie on purpose. In fact listening to that whole spiel... 😮 Almost any planned event in the future makes me doubt my will to live. I am supposed to go to a thing for something in 3 hours? Maybe I'll be dead by then, and at this age it's a possibility; yet one can hope.😅
Wow
LOL
❤ ❤ ❤
👏👏👏👏👏💯🎯🏆
I'm pretty sire I've heard the landlord joke before. From someone else. Don't know who did it first.
And the hand gesture to the dick thing is Russel Brands’ 🙃
👍🍻
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😁😭🏆
The “doesn’t attack people for no reason” didn’t age well lol
How does Comedy Central manage to hang on? This business has long since passed away.
Comedy central is now digging up old jokes of good comedians and profiting off them. Sad.
that's how comedy Central works. it's a comedy-based television network that shows old comedy shows and stand-up. it can't show brand new live comedy every single day and nothing else. sad
they get paid still, it's called royalties
Slow start
can someone make the salesman part a separate video and upload it on youtue for me please? then i can send it to desperate guys sending me a lame message hahahaah and say they remind me of this skit
Maybe edit it yourself...
Chewing gum on stage (netflix) while talking is just :-0========= respectless
Im funnier than you...
Doubt it
@@toolrammsteindeftones ive been writing all of his comedy for years on retainer...
so dumb
Too political far left
Doesn't bother me.
He's a way better writer than a performer.
That’s the whole point.
#HateHateHate 😂😂😂
and so much more wealthy than you.
How is Comedy Central still fighting to hold on? This company has been dead for years.
who cares, it's neal brennan
@@MrVirtuezzz I do, someone who cares about the bigger picture and letting them know how bad they fucked up. CC passed on some of the biggest comedians now during the “Me too, woke” Era and committed suicide. They don’t deserve to host content from good/great comedians like Brennan. Open your eyes. Become aware of the bigger picture of CC over the last 5 years. There’s a reason that the best comedians don’t host their specials on CC anymore, just up & coming SJW ALT comedians and nobodies. Even South Park left. Open your eyes.
it's because it was bought by a private equity firm which has no intention of investing any money but rather is milking the archives to extract every last dime of profitability from a once decent entity
Then they might try making interest gains from their sizable propitiatory assets bank instead of flooding airtime with a show whose only viewers stream or pirate it ad-free elsewhere all damn day. SO MUCH STANDUP collecting dust!