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  • Jimmy Kimmel Live - The third part of Jimmy's interview with Ellen DeGeneres, where Ellen plays a clip to prove that she is nicer than Jimmy.
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    Jimmy Kimmel vs Ellen DeGeneres Nice Off
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @jamirimaj6880
    @jamirimaj6880 4 роки тому +2392

    Well it took us almost 9 years... but I guess Kimmel won at the end.

  • @aramhovsepyan3085
    @aramhovsepyan3085 6 років тому +4383

    PLOT TWIST: It's just a sketch and Jimmy has let the writers to make Ellen win in it, so he's nicer.

  • @bunbundont_care8762
    @bunbundont_care8762 4 роки тому +1682

    This aged like milk left in the sun.

  • @dieselsmoker2425
    @dieselsmoker2425 5 років тому +3144

    Without Guillermo that show wouldn't be the same.

  • @minacarolina9751
    @minacarolina9751 10 років тому +4531

    Both of you would lose to me I'm Canadian

  • @salmax4889
    @salmax4889 8 років тому +4185

    " that's why you don't fu*k with Ellen" best line ever!

  • @kroganoperator
    @kroganoperator 4 роки тому +1093

    The employees of Ellen must have been rolling their eyes hard after this stunt...

  • @christopherramsey7027
    @christopherramsey7027 3 роки тому +333

    The fact that Kimmel and his writers and crew actually made a full skit to show how Ellen is nicer than Jimmy shows that Jimmy is nicer than Ellen irl.

    • @Samijowubsu
      @Samijowubsu 2 роки тому +4

      Her mistreating her workers doesn’t help either

  • @poppoppop802
    @poppoppop802 9 років тому +1913

    ok guys let's appreciate the genius behind ellen giving water to jimmy:
    if jimmy were to accept it and drink, he would admit ellen IS being nice to him which would make him lose the "nice off", and if he was to refuse the water then he would be the not nice guy by rejecting ellen's offer. therefore it's a lose-lose situation for jimmy.

    • @vyomikapandya3113
      @vyomikapandya3113 9 років тому +68

      Danny Z Or he could accept it and compliment her at the same time like "Thank you. You are always so caring" or something like that

    • @denissecortes4118
      @denissecortes4118 9 років тому +107

      Vyomika Pandya Which makes her seem NICER

    • @summersprossli4031
      @summersprossli4031 9 років тому +17

      I would've just sat on the floor and say: "I just can't handle how nice, caring and beautiful you are." Doesn't that seem like i am a nice person? (Sorry for my bad English)

    • @LittleBigTazbio
      @LittleBigTazbio 9 років тому +132

      "I'll save it for the homeless shelter later when I give them food and drink"

    • @himmatulaufa9744
      @himmatulaufa9744 9 років тому +1

      +LittleBigTazbio good answer!!

  • @jayloveanimatingart1792
    @jayloveanimatingart1792 8 років тому +3000

    I lost it at "That's why you don't f*ck with Ellen XD"

    • @DeeckyRizzo
      @DeeckyRizzo 8 років тому +12

      +JayLove AnimatingArt Tell that to Portia!

    • @cherrycokeontop
      @cherrycokeontop 8 років тому +2

      Me too 😂😂😂

    • @yoop4322
      @yoop4322 8 років тому

      Same!!😂

    • @hildielle5863
      @hildielle5863 8 років тому

      +JayLove AnimatingArt Omg same!!

    • @TwoPointInfinity
      @TwoPointInfinity 8 років тому +1

      if you havnt finished the video this guy just spoiled the entire thing.

  • @Akelfir
    @Akelfir 4 роки тому +1105

    Guess Kimmel won that nice off.

    • @jacksbob8746
      @jacksbob8746 4 роки тому +10

      Nobody won they are both not nice.

    • @rafaelfactor120
      @rafaelfactor120 4 роки тому +14

      Jimmy's not that bad

    • @namelesscreature8843
      @namelesscreature8843 3 роки тому +1

      Jacks Bob *FACTS*

    • @tejaysingh1729
      @tejaysingh1729 3 роки тому

      @@jacksbob8746 ayeeee my boy is right here

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 3 роки тому +8

      Kimmel maybe is an asshole in the show and always say something controversial with dry humor. But, I've never heard the news about him threating his employees badly.

  • @patrickpreston3904
    @patrickpreston3904 4 роки тому +902

    So...who’s here after the Ellen drama?

    • @declanking8746
      @declanking8746 4 роки тому +5

      yup

    • @pabloerickgonzalez224
      @pabloerickgonzalez224 4 роки тому +55

      Well, she is nice... to famous people

    • @magickelfgirl
      @magickelfgirl 4 роки тому +29

      When I started reading about the drama I couldn't stop thinking about this video. Gives a new perspective to things, especially the very end...

    • @Maxmarts
      @Maxmarts 4 роки тому +10

      Well, well, well, how the Turntables...

    • @pedropascalDaddy
      @pedropascalDaddy 4 роки тому +3

      What happened pls @patrick preston

  • @gabbylaustin
    @gabbylaustin 8 років тому +4719

    Haha when talk show hosts have other talk show hosts on their talk shows....

  • @jelai2000
    @jelai2000 8 років тому +2126

    That's why she's called 'Ellen the Generous'

    • @davidboubion9500
      @davidboubion9500 8 років тому +10

      LMAO!! That's a good one!! ;)

    • @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362
      @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362 8 років тому +2

      +David Boubion (Davio2012) you haven't seen that one?

    • @davidboubion9500
      @davidboubion9500 8 років тому +1

      +Punitha kaanthan veeraputhran No. I don't know even know what you mean by "that one".

    • @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362
      @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362 8 років тому

      +David Boubion (Davio2012) by 'that one' I mean the joke

    • @mawahashi606
      @mawahashi606 8 років тому

      +David Boubion (Davio2012) some people call her that because she's so nice. It's not new

  • @ztc33
    @ztc33 4 роки тому +396

    Looks like Jimmy won the long game

    • @simgroz4118
      @simgroz4118 4 роки тому +33

      Ellen won the battle but jimmy won the war

    • @leyroy1980
      @leyroy1980 3 роки тому +2

      They both lost
      Practice what you preach

  • @theradiatoraffect50
    @theradiatoraffect50 4 роки тому +382

    'I wish I worked for you Ellen'
    YEAH RIGHT

  • @puzzlbite7438
    @puzzlbite7438 7 років тому +2603

    This just proves that Ellen is the generous.

    • @xxunknownkingxx3917
      @xxunknownkingxx3917 7 років тому +14

      JACubed I can just imagine the sienfield theme song after this 😂

    • @xxunknownkingxx3917
      @xxunknownkingxx3917 7 років тому +2

      JACubed I can just imagine the sienfield theme song after this 😂

    • @Aliejha
      @Aliejha 6 років тому +1

      JACubed ikr

    • @factos4621
      @factos4621 6 років тому +2

      JACubed Damn teach me the ways of good puns sensei

    • @emem3k312
      @emem3k312 6 років тому +1

      JACubed ssssssssssssss

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 7 років тому +3162

    Is this how Canadians fight?

    • @motionfilms4216
      @motionfilms4216 7 років тому +133

      Gangstabob716 As a Canadian, yes.

    • @xs10086
      @xs10086 7 років тому +11

      Gangstabob716 yep

    • @22planedrivers70
      @22planedrivers70 6 років тому +22

      Gangstabob716 yeah pretty much, I’m Canadian and that’s all I ever see

    • @qualitycontent7694
      @qualitycontent7694 6 років тому +5

      I wish

    • @julianab9246
      @julianab9246 6 років тому +13

      Take my word as a Canadian yes

  • @chinatarn
    @chinatarn 4 роки тому +379

    This definetely hits different after that tweet that exposed Ellen as a mean person.

    • @lisaschenke1727
      @lisaschenke1727 4 роки тому +24

      that makes the end of the sketch so great because it shows the truth

    • @valgots9425
      @valgots9425 4 роки тому +2

      he posted something like that?wow,i didn`t expect it from jimmy

    • @helloyesitsme6554
      @helloyesitsme6554 4 роки тому +8

      @@valgots9425 jimmy didn't tweet it someone else did

    • @shinshin2412
      @shinshin2412 4 роки тому +7

      i checked and read some of the tweets, most of them are so fake. I do think she's kind of a karen tho.

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 4 роки тому +13

      @@shinshin2412 I mean you even notice in her show how unfriendly vibes she gives off often xP

  • @zimuf716
    @zimuf716 5 років тому +1222

    Ellen and Jimmy...
    *Andy and Guillermo?*

  • @STAY_hey_yeah
    @STAY_hey_yeah 6 років тому +3145

    "And I love that scarf"
    *Crowd goes crazy*

    • @mrsarz8612
      @mrsarz8612 6 років тому +1

      lol

    • @Ayush1206
      @Ayush1206 5 років тому +18

      Especially that black was hilarious

    • @roxytana717
      @roxytana717 5 років тому +2

      didnt get it!!!

    • @gordonjamesedward1639
      @gordonjamesedward1639 5 років тому +2

      Its the audience or the speactators or the guest audience. Crowd sounds negative

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma 5 років тому

      @@roxytana717 fake BLUE

  • @hellraiser338
    @hellraiser338 7 років тому +2827

    Kimmel has the best skits. Conan has the best remotes. Fallon has the best games

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 7 років тому +28

      Jacob Vidrine Remotes? What remotes?

    • @emilio1316
      @emilio1316 7 років тому +195

      Lori Wolfcat Its when the host goes to locations around the world and interacts with normal people. Conan is great at squeezing comedy out of these interactions on "remote" locations.

    • @suubierex9396
      @suubierex9396 7 років тому +5

      Jacob Vidrine | I totally agree with you

    • @tyc9909
      @tyc9909 7 років тому +11

      Jacob Vidrine how, bout Ellen?

    • @emilyaguirre8492
      @emilyaguirre8492 7 років тому +94

      Ellen has the best jokes

  • @MacJaxonManOfAction
    @MacJaxonManOfAction 4 роки тому +369

    This aged about as well as the apple I forgot was in my backpack.

  • @badboy4k8
    @badboy4k8 4 роки тому +151

    This video has not aged well.

  • @lookherenow2
    @lookherenow2 9 років тому +1179

    At 5:16 when Ellen says: "Okay someone give me some water!"
    Jimmy should have said: "You forgot to say please."
    Then the crowd would have gone like: OHHHHHHH!!!

    • @alfriesmacdonalds5879
      @alfriesmacdonalds5879 9 років тому +10

      Siham HADDI Exactly, tell him.

    • @xeezoca
      @xeezoca 9 років тому

      Siham HADDI hahahah nice

    • @lookherenow2
      @lookherenow2 9 років тому +2

      Yeah, but still it would have been funny XD

    • @allenl9214
      @allenl9214 7 років тому +7

      lookherenow2 that wouldve defeated the purpose of a nice off. only douchebags try to be a smartass and point out such things to others to make themselves look nice xD

    • @xenublood505
      @xenublood505 7 років тому +42

      H2OHHHHHHHH!

  • @LokiCorporations
    @LokiCorporations 9 років тому +191

    Jimmy she literally has the word 'generous' in her name. It's like you wanted to be destroyed.

  • @hellennxumalo9057
    @hellennxumalo9057 5 років тому +842

    Wow i cant believe jimmy is 52 and ellen is 61 ,they look so young

    • @nienkehuijbens301
      @nienkehuijbens301 5 років тому +50

      Hellen Nxumalo to be fair this is a skit from 2011

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 5 років тому +7

      You really don't know when this video was uploaded dumbass?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 роки тому +20

      @@vn9574 not everyone pays a huge amount of attention to upload and comment dates. To quote the great Captain Kirk, "double dumbass on you!" 😄

    • @RazorsEdg3
      @RazorsEdg3 4 роки тому +1

      @@vn9574 Drop the mic 😂

    • @Itsdrax911
      @Itsdrax911 4 роки тому +2

      WHOA THAT'S NICE!

  • @GaltJohn2008
    @GaltJohn2008 4 роки тому +79

    "That's why you don't f*ck with Ellen"
    So relevant now, lol

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 4 роки тому +7

      One has to wonder if that was scripted or real...if Jimmy was quietly trying to tell us without tipping off Ellen.

  • @elizd1440
    @elizd1440 7 років тому +194

    "I am volunteering at a homeless shelter, I am helping them shelt." I'M DEAD 😂😂

  • @michaelmargono
    @michaelmargono 8 років тому +1789

    dory will swim in his tears

  • @xoxsofakixox
    @xoxsofakixox 4 роки тому +384

    Here after everyone is exposing Ellen to be super mean lmaoo

    • @SamGautreau7
      @SamGautreau7 4 роки тому +14

      xoxsofakixox Yeah it’s so ironic😂 She wants everyone to think that she’s nice when she’s super mean

    • @Someonestoleyoursweetroll
      @Someonestoleyoursweetroll 4 роки тому +10

      @Combat Mania Warner Media is investigating her show because so many people have complained that it's one of the most toxic environments to work in. They say that she ignores people when they say hi to her, she goes off on people if her hair and makeup isn't done in 5 minutes, and apparently there's racial harassment by producers at her studio.

    • @Thomas-pu2qw
      @Thomas-pu2qw 4 роки тому

      Tom Hanks is the "nicest" guy in Hollywood

    • @maxaguilar3824
      @maxaguilar3824 4 роки тому +3

      I'm hear from the future! She has been exposed!

    • @reeceburns8077
      @reeceburns8077 4 роки тому +2

      @@Thomas-pu2qw yeah little rumour going around he's especially nice to kids

  • @stephtam535
    @stephtam535 4 роки тому +323

    rewatching this after Ellen got exposed for bieng very rude .... the Ironyyy

  • @autumnskye180
    @autumnskye180 7 років тому +213

    Instead of roasting ppl we should just have nice offs the world would be a better place

    • @manuelvalladares8088
      @manuelvalladares8088 5 років тому +2

      Autumn Skye I rather not lol

    • @user-nb8ro1oq5n
      @user-nb8ro1oq5n 5 років тому +3

      Nah Im good, I love a good roast sometimes

    • @miriamtufino6835
      @miriamtufino6835 5 років тому

      yea same but like people would get mad at each other for trying to be nicer and the other would just compete to be better going back and fourth; therefore, an argument.

  • @UNKOWN-nk5wx
    @UNKOWN-nk5wx 9 років тому +669

    Is it weird that I think that Gillermo is cute and funny

  • @bamboozle3000
    @bamboozle3000 4 роки тому +64

    This didn’t age well...

  • @brianlong9936
    @brianlong9936 4 роки тому +26

    This was the moment I knew. Any person who is actually nice would be mortified by doing this

  • @sydsjk
    @sydsjk 6 років тому +1740

    Hard to beat Ellen thegenerous:)

    • @thelearner873
      @thelearner873 5 років тому +27

      I can't believe that pun got just this much likes.

    • @thelearner873
      @thelearner873 5 років тому +3

      'cause it was cheated...duh...I was feeling bad for you.

    • @muggedinmadrid
      @muggedinmadrid 5 років тому

      i love that

    • @DwnGoz
      @DwnGoz 5 років тому +16

      More like Ellen Degenerate

    • @ninjane8599
      @ninjane8599 5 років тому +19

      I'm still waiting for that one guy to say "but it's spelled degeneres!!1!!1!

  • @ArsonBjork
    @ArsonBjork 9 років тому +4778

    This should be Canadian national sport, we can call it White Rap Battle

    • @patrick0uch
      @patrick0uch 9 років тому +151

      naw, the canadian national sport should be sorry rap battle

    • @andiniaulia5674
      @andiniaulia5674 9 років тому +9

      patrick0uch yes omg

    • @ashikra
      @ashikra 7 років тому +1

      Arson Bjork 😂

    • @Jacob_frye
      @Jacob_frye 6 років тому +4

      I toytaly agree with u man it would be one hell of a competition 😂😂

    • @Jacob_frye
      @Jacob_frye 6 років тому +1

      patrick0uch I agree with u too😂

  • @mosub6546
    @mosub6546 4 роки тому +64

    This hasn't aged well. Has it Ellen?

  • @mountainshost
    @mountainshost 4 роки тому +51

    After all the negative headlines on papers , she is not nice at all, meanwhile Jimmy is paying his staff out of his own pocket while in quarantine. ( Great for Jimmy, if it is true )

  • @kingofmonra
    @kingofmonra 9 років тому +432

    "I think we both know who the nicest is" that's not a nice thing to say.

    • @thefunkyJ
      @thefunkyJ 9 років тому +10

      +kingofmonra Jimmy went there and Ellen was being honest. It's not nice to lie either.

    • @DCfCyay
      @DCfCyay 9 років тому +18

      Humor

    • @mikaylac2047
      @mikaylac2047 9 років тому +2

      +kingofmonra maybe they meant each other? lol

    • @mrxxbrian
      @mrxxbrian 8 років тому +4

      +kingofmonra comedians making jokes at other comedians. What a sin

    • @sallyatwater2335
      @sallyatwater2335 8 років тому +2

      +kingofmonra It's a bit they are doing. Don't you get that? They have a prerecorded bit they are doing.

  • @jacobmcguire1051
    @jacobmcguire1051 10 років тому +428

    I. Cannot. Believe. That for the 11 YEARS that Nemo has been out. I did not know. Ellen voiced Dory
    Mind=blown

    • @Bluemgwes
      @Bluemgwes 10 років тому +12

      How could you not know since Ellen has an incredibly unique and very noticeable voice?

    • @kkaijo
      @kkaijo 10 років тому +2

      Lol me too! I had no idea Dory was voiced by Ellen. Lol, sure shows what I know about Disney Movies.

    • @infinetlagster4409
      @infinetlagster4409 10 років тому +2

      you know it doesnt hurt to read the credit

    • @seanw7694
      @seanw7694 10 років тому

      haha same here

    • @charlottemckenzie-zx1cm
      @charlottemckenzie-zx1cm 10 років тому +4

      I cannot believe it has been 11 years

  • @AjaySensei
    @AjaySensei 4 роки тому +37

    This didn't age well.

  • @whitesimurgh6363
    @whitesimurgh6363 5 років тому +195

    Ellen : I'm the best
    Jimmy : No, I'm the best
    *Conan laughing in the corner!

    • @shreyash2830
      @shreyash2830 5 років тому +4

      True 😂😂😂

    • @6darren6
      @6darren6 4 роки тому

      Foh

    • @ConnorRK-bt2lh
      @ConnorRK-bt2lh 4 роки тому +9

      Keanu Reeves laughing at home infront of the TV

    • @frostytaco8598
      @frostytaco8598 4 роки тому +1

      Grandma who makes cookies laughs next to Keanu.

    • @Alex-yg3nv
      @Alex-yg3nv 4 роки тому

      Frosty Taco hahahahah

  • @iamchris6033
    @iamchris6033 8 років тому +834

    They should've had Matt Damon come in to really test Kimmel 😂

  • @BarbaricToast1502
    @BarbaricToast1502 7 років тому +264

    Jimmy: when I look at your eyes its like im looking though two circles of heaven
    Crowd: meh
    Jimmy: also I love that scarf
    Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @noelsartin
    @noelsartin 4 роки тому +36

    2:07 Be careful what you wish for

  • @Shachi.S
    @Shachi.S 4 роки тому +53

    3:48 Shelter *noun* - "I'm volunteering at a homeless shelter"
    3:51 Shelter *verb* - "I'm helping them *shelt* "

  • @Alex-mp4kl
    @Alex-mp4kl 8 років тому +816

    Wish they could have had Tom Hanks come out, and just be like, "What are you guys doing?" And pay them both exquisite compliments and leave.

  • @VIPeR010icoN
    @VIPeR010icoN 8 років тому +1512

    This must be a Canadian thing

    • @mz576
      @mz576 8 років тому +21

      Oh my god, stereotypes!!! Just because you're a canadian doesn't mean that you automatically are nice, say aboot and say "eh".

    • @mz576
      @mz576 8 років тому +4

      +Kalie Bartlett thanks, someone finally agrees with me!

    • @Bentami
      @Bentami 8 років тому +8

      I vouch for him. I see this happen at my school everyday.

    • @callysto_ii
      @callysto_ii 8 років тому +23

      +Mashaal Zaidi I've been in rez in Canada for two and a half month. I have yet to find a Canadian who isn't absolutely adorable, sorry mate ;)

    • @lukaorevic7560
      @lukaorevic7560 8 років тому +3

      +Mashaal Zaidi eh, it's aboot everything there is about being a Canadian, isn't it? Sorry, don't want to offend you. I apologize. I shouldn't have said anything...

  • @mysteriousmysteriooo4262
    @mysteriousmysteriooo4262 5 років тому +145

    “I’m helping them shelt.”
    LOL I’m dying 🤣

  • @TheFrostyrune
    @TheFrostyrune 4 роки тому +26

    Alternate ending: Oprah walks in and gives everyone new teslas.

  • @HosseinHadian
    @HosseinHadian 6 років тому +668

    I think Jimmy is nicer. In reality (i.e. behind the scenes), he agreed to lose the "nice off" match, so this makes him the nicer person! :)

    • @manvendradikshit6567
      @manvendradikshit6567 5 років тому +2

      And who told you this.

    • @mohamedtaleb8684
      @mohamedtaleb8684 5 років тому +12

      dude it’s scripted \

    • @user-bq3xl4db4m
      @user-bq3xl4db4m 5 років тому +3

      Hossein Hadian That’s not what matt think

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 роки тому +2

      Or they both agreed, in their niceness, that lying to millions of people would be very not nice, and so they agreed to show the truth lol

    • @Legends-of-Matty
      @Legends-of-Matty 4 роки тому +1

      Totally agree dude but that might be cause I can't stand her so irritating and fake

  • @TheGamersGrotto
    @TheGamersGrotto 10 років тому +235

    Okay.. I realize this is a scripted skit... but regardless of that fact.. I'm sorry Jimmy.. but Ellen is hands down 1000x nicer than you.. I've actually had the fortune of working with her in the past and she is a real sweetheart. :)

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 9 років тому +10

      Yeah actually I did... and I honestly don't care that a 14 year old child calls me a faggot :p

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 9 років тому +10

      Speak to me in proper English not broken up dialect and maybe I'll take you more seriously.. until then you are just a fucking troll and a child. :)

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 9 років тому +5

      She was a celebrity voice coach at Voice Worx Recording School in Toronto, Ontario Canada for a year.. Essentially a teacher for students attending the school to learn the ins and outs of the Voice Over Industry... She gave us scripts, had us read the lines while using the recording studio and judged our performances.

    • @ericmoser3247
      @ericmoser3247 9 років тому

      Still you've missed the point :-)

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 9 років тому

      Jeremy Dziewurski Really? :O I seriously wish I lived in Canada, I have no idea where to find voice over schools here in the US as it is.

  • @mohijain5294
    @mohijain5294 4 роки тому +37

    This is the first thing I did after hearing about ellen

  • @imasharky
    @imasharky 3 роки тому +3

    Why was she carrying around an ice cream sandwich in her pocket? LMFAO

  • @veronicamathers8287
    @veronicamathers8287 8 років тому +298

    I *just* had the epiphany at 4:08 that Ellen DeGeneres was the voice of Dory. I can't believe I never noticed. What is wrong with me?

    • @thepeep2236
      @thepeep2236 8 років тому +1

      Lol yeah she announced on her show "finding dory"

    • @laughaholic13
      @laughaholic13 8 років тому

      +Veronica Mathers I only found out because of that one serious interview she did with Taylor Swift and Taylor said that she was dory and I was mind blown.

    • @SHUX-A7-13
      @SHUX-A7-13 8 років тому

      +Veronica Mathers RIGHT???

    • @Steve01ification
      @Steve01ification 8 років тому +1

      +Veronica Mathers Finding Dory !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lucayanation3337
      @lucayanation3337 7 років тому +2

      Veronica Mathers you just noticed

  • @jaohel03
    @jaohel03 8 років тому +498

    Ellen is a rolemodel.

    • @peonylee4773
      @peonylee4773 8 років тому +4

      +Nick Simon Spitting hateful words to strangers jusr because he or she is different...At least we all know you are not a role model to follow. Lolz.

    • @HorseyGirlRides
      @HorseyGirlRides 8 років тому +7

      +Nick Simon First off, you were being homophobic first not transphobic make your mind up.
      Second of all, your ability to be cishet doesn't mean Ellen isn't a role model.

    • @peonylee4773
      @peonylee4773 8 років тому +3

      ***** Why don't you be a comedian too? Cause you are hilarious.

    • @electrongaming5227
      @electrongaming5227 8 років тому +3

      +Nick Simon You are twelve aren't you?

    • @Hannah-iv9bj
      @Hannah-iv9bj 8 років тому +1

      Ellen is awesome 🙂

  • @eefsss4603
    @eefsss4603 5 років тому +16

    Whoever wrote this sketch: A++++

  • @toddroberts8020
    @toddroberts8020 4 роки тому +54

    Lmao Ellen definitely lost the rematch in 2020

  • @SunitaSingh-lm7hw
    @SunitaSingh-lm7hw 6 років тому +817

    Ellen - Power
    Jimmy - Sarcasm
    James - Cute

  • @oliviarabishaw6062
    @oliviarabishaw6062 9 років тому +28

    This is how every fight in the world should be like battling it out for nice complaints instead of hating each other and saying rude complaints

  • @BlackVortex93
    @BlackVortex93 4 роки тому +24

    Oh how the tables have turned.

  • @joeys2643
    @joeys2643 5 років тому +153

    Guillermo is like a kid asking their mom (Jimmy) something and then asking their grandma (Ellen).

  • @baller9real
    @baller9real 9 років тому +174

    That's why you don't fuck with ellen...haha lol...I love ellen.

  • @chris-xj7ql
    @chris-xj7ql 7 років тому +622

    Ellen needs a Guillermo

    • @PedroRodriguez-dp6pv
      @PedroRodriguez-dp6pv 7 років тому +1

      Chris Crosley I believe that you meant Guillermo

    • @chris-xj7ql
      @chris-xj7ql 7 років тому +1

      Pedro Rodriguez I knew I spelt Guillermo wrong

    • @masjovi
      @masjovi 7 років тому +21

      Andy faaaar more better than guillermo ;-p

    • @mariana1994
      @mariana1994 7 років тому +14

      Chris Crosley Andy Lassner ahahha her producer. He's my spirit animal/patronus.

    • @uchechuwkuokere7566
      @uchechuwkuokere7566 6 років тому +9

      Chris Crosley she does twitch

  • @electricmaster23
    @electricmaster23 3 роки тому +21

    Wow... Ellen is better at acting than I thought.

  • @destinydailey4433
    @destinydailey4433 4 роки тому +20

    Oooh this hasn't aged well

  • @destineewhitener
    @destineewhitener 7 років тому +326

    we need more nice offs in the world.

  • @Toph.Beifong.
    @Toph.Beifong. 9 років тому +483

    To everyone who didn't know Ellen was Dory in Finding Nemo, *FACEPALM* and yes, I would suck at a nice contest.

    • @vyomikapandya3113
      @vyomikapandya3113 9 років тому +8

      Toph Beifong I love your username and profile picture

    • @sultandayel2036
      @sultandayel2036 9 років тому +3

      @vmokio OHHHHH

    • @faenrir11
      @faenrir11 9 років тому +2

      Toph Beifong like, everyone that watched the film as a kid dubbed in their native language? Duh.

    • @GarredHATES
      @GarredHATES 9 років тому

      Toph Beifong Marry me

    • @vonaefect3097
      @vonaefect3097 9 років тому +1

      Toph Beifong You know she might have been in the english version, but how would europeans know? lol

  • @superspoon0
    @superspoon0 3 роки тому +5

    This has not aged well..

  • @Swift19850
    @Swift19850 3 роки тому +6

    02:10 I wish I worked for you Ellen
    Ellen Employees:😅...😔

  • @sk03t62
    @sk03t62 6 років тому +355

    5:06 "and i love that scarf"
    everybody screams

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma 5 років тому +2

      i dont get it

    • @JibzCastor
      @JibzCastor 5 років тому +3

      @@Maheshrpsharma It's somewhat parody of a rap battle instead you need to be very nice.
      Saying "I love that scarf." probably means you are really nice to her. The audience scream is like Jimmy dropped a punchline.

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma 5 років тому +2

      @@JibzCastor feeling like i need to do some Research on it.

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma 5 років тому +2

      @@JibzCastor i think i finished my project, "fake blue eyes" is that it???

  • @ValeriesGal
    @ValeriesGal 7 років тому +389

    They need to do another nice off with more celebrities.

    • @hasanwith1s
      @hasanwith1s 7 років тому +22

      Kanye vs. Donald Trump. On second thought nvm.

    • @lilliefaith1208
      @lilliefaith1208 5 років тому +1

      @@hasanwith1s Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston

  • @zoyaaly685
    @zoyaaly685 5 років тому +152

    This is by far the bizarrest thing I have ever seen in my life.

    • @makaylaht4818
      @makaylaht4818 4 роки тому +2

      It would be most bizarre

    • @mensjewelry1
      @mensjewelry1 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @curiousmind_
      @curiousmind_ 4 роки тому +2

      "bizarrest" this is by far the 'bizarrest' word i have ever seen in my life.

    • @charlotcote3442
      @charlotcote3442 4 роки тому

      It's far moore bizzare in 2020

  • @IMPASHAEV
    @IMPASHAEV 5 років тому +47

    I think Jimmy Kimmel should of call Matt Damon and tell him something very nice and invite to his show. He would win nice off

  • @jamescrud
    @jamescrud 9 років тому +87

    Nobody commented on how Guillermo ran off and jumped over a bunch of stuff like it was nothing? That pudgy little dude's got some parkour skillz.

  • @Merlinthehappypig
    @Merlinthehappypig 10 років тому +81

    This competition was so fixed. That scarf compliment should have won it

    • @abdelkariml
      @abdelkariml 10 років тому +17

      You must be the smartest kid in class

    • @ReptileeLoverr98
      @ReptileeLoverr98 10 років тому

      Thank you Captain Obvious.

    • @Merlinthehappypig
      @Merlinthehappypig 10 років тому +20

      Cory Akins You know i was joking, right?

    • @axcentrixx
      @axcentrixx 10 років тому +3

      haha Abdelkarim L and Cory Akins didn't catch the sarcasm in the original comment.

    • @ReptileeLoverr98
      @ReptileeLoverr98 10 років тому

      Apparently not.

  • @Necromancer0225
    @Necromancer0225 4 роки тому +26

    "I'm actually volunteering at a homeless shelter tonight, yeah, I'm helping them _shelt_ " 😂😂😂

  • @leiajiang7877
    @leiajiang7877 4 роки тому +47

    Turns out she's not so nice, or NOT NICE AT ALL.

    • @choo4033
      @choo4033 4 роки тому

      What happened?

    • @laurens2671
      @laurens2671 4 роки тому +2

      @Choo NikkieTutorials went on the Ellen Show and talked about how bad her experience was, and how bad Ellen treated her. Then a bunch of people started saying their bad experiences when meeting her.

    • @farah9583
      @farah9583 4 роки тому

      Leia Jiang why are u saying that

    • @choo4033
      @choo4033 4 роки тому

      @@farah9583 Read the other comment dude

  • @AcaTea
    @AcaTea 8 років тому +319

    I wish someone would say "Ellen DeGeneres is generous."

    • @uptonroboticsptyltd3665
      @uptonroboticsptyltd3665 8 років тому +32

      People should not allow you to make wishes.

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 7 років тому

      I guess you meant "Ellen DeGeneres is the generous." For it has a better pun.

    • @AcaTea
      @AcaTea 7 років тому +1

      MikaeruDaiTenshi Actually, no, because even puns have to be grammatically correct. Also, a pun is a pun, it does not "have a better pun" it simply "is a better pun" which it isn't.

    • @lydiamae3595
      @lydiamae3595 7 років тому +5

      Aca Tea I know this was a month ago since anyone was here, but really it would be punnier if you said "Ellen is the most DeGeneres" because both you and the other guy weren't really puns they were just kinda okay jokes.

    • @AwkwardlyYou
      @AwkwardlyYou 7 років тому +1

      Ellen DeGeneres is.........ge(cough cough)

  • @lokken23
    @lokken23 9 років тому +143

    ellen degeneres is dory??? OMG that's why I loved that movie.

    • @allycookie2009
      @allycookie2009 9 років тому +107

      You're a little late :P lol

    • @Brasz
      @Brasz 9 років тому +13

      I only just realized too, but now that I think about it, it all makes sense!

    • @ky-gp4sz
      @ky-gp4sz 9 років тому +1

      Dory is based on ellen

    • @allycookie2009
      @allycookie2009 9 років тому +3

      ky No, no. Ellen is the voice of Dory.

    • @ky-gp4sz
      @ky-gp4sz 9 років тому +4

      Ellen is the voice because dory is based on her, and how she always changes the subject

  • @Butterfly_Girl_3
    @Butterfly_Girl_3 5 років тому +17

    *deep and heartfelt compliment*
    .crowd nods.
    *and I love that scarf.*
    .crowd goes crazy.

  • @creativeflame_
    @creativeflame_ 5 років тому +138

    Ellen's eyes are gorgeous 💙💙

    • @joeylee6094
      @joeylee6094 5 років тому +8

      They are. Something about blue eyes

    • @delciann9674
      @delciann9674 3 роки тому

      Super Adobs😍😍

    • @davidm1277
      @davidm1277 3 роки тому +1

      Shame the rest of her is ugly asf

  • @RexTorres
    @RexTorres 10 років тому +34

    I love these two!

  • @jackmanne6238
    @jackmanne6238 7 років тому +127

    This was hurting my brain the whole time I kept expecting them to roast eachother but they kept saying nice things lol 😂😂

  • @lh7369
    @lh7369 3 роки тому +6

    This aged as well as that banana I left on my desk at work before lockdown

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 3 роки тому +1

      Omg...no, no comparison - the banana is worse!! Ewwwww.

  • @Chickenman91916
    @Chickenman91916 5 років тому +41

    In reality I feel like Jimmy is the nicer one, although Ellen is a big giver

  • @STAY_hey_yeah
    @STAY_hey_yeah 6 років тому +490

    I'm loving the response of the crowd to everything the two are saying 😂

    • @suf1728
      @suf1728 5 років тому +2

      same

    • @Legends-of-Matty
      @Legends-of-Matty 4 роки тому

      Then thank the writers and producers that tell the the audience to make noise

  • @CesarMarin33
    @CesarMarin33 8 років тому +873

    JIMMY ISN'T NICE! STOP BEING MEAN TO MATT DAMON!

    • @aixaaa_1117
      @aixaaa_1117 8 років тому +3

      True,I was just thinking that

    • @marcomagistro4391
      @marcomagistro4391 8 років тому +17

      its kinda funny i feel like their great freinds in real life

    • @iamchris6033
      @iamchris6033 8 років тому +25

      +marco magistro They are its just a running gag

    • @aixaaa_1117
      @aixaaa_1117 8 років тому +7

      +marco magistro jimmy,matt and Ben (affleck) are pretty close in real life

    • @CesarMarin33
      @CesarMarin33 8 років тому +128

      Guys, I know this is a running gag. This was meant as a crack on that gag.

  • @gniiktaeyng7420
    @gniiktaeyng7420 5 років тому +59

    I wish the world played this "nice off" Game 🤞

  • @jamesmoore7412
    @jamesmoore7412 4 роки тому +20

    This didn't age well

  • @abdulazizbaeshen7145
    @abdulazizbaeshen7145 7 років тому +108

    White people rap battle

    • @claire7862
      @claire7862 7 років тому +1

      a little racist aren't you.......

    • @zoetevesmatos2724
      @zoetevesmatos2724 7 років тому +3

      Claire Phoenix Chen Not really, saying that someone is white or black is not being racist,because you're just saying someone's skin color, and that's not wrong.The one who thinks that someone black is a bad person, that one is racist:)

    • @kajamarie7864
      @kajamarie7864 7 років тому +1

      Zoe Rayen Teves Matos for me not only people who think that people with black skin are bad are racist. I think everybody who judges people for where they come from or whatever skin color they have is racist. (that's just my opinion 😉)

    • @siv_justlive2471
      @siv_justlive2471 5 років тому

      Here we go again! sensitive people in the comment section.

  • @meaninglesscandy5978
    @meaninglesscandy5978 10 років тому +33

    This is how kids should fight at school.

  • @irfanraza-lz3ye
    @irfanraza-lz3ye 4 роки тому +9

    2:07 Trust me, you do NOT wanna work for her.

  • @PoojaSharma-zs8xx
    @PoojaSharma-zs8xx 5 років тому +56

    Best line...
    Thats why you don't f*** with Ellen
    😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewkwasek1214
    @andrewkwasek1214 10 років тому +144

    Wouldn't it have been more nice, to let Jimmy win? Ellen is a monster. A brilliant, hilarious, scheming monster.

    • @edwardrieck
      @edwardrieck 10 років тому +22

      It's his show so it's probably appropriate that he let his guest win.

    • @BooBooBalaku
      @BooBooBalaku 10 років тому +8

      Andrew Kwasek There's nothing wrong with Jimmy not winning, but if you have problems with Ellen winning, you shouldn't be here, i don't care if you call me a bitch, a hoe or whatever name it is, you shouldn't be here if you aren't okay with her winning

    • @andrewkwasek1214
      @andrewkwasek1214 10 років тому

      kpop_mystyle there is *EVERYTHING* wrong with him not winning. If it happens too often i ail upset the natural order of the world and everything you love will fall into chaos.

    • @MynameisBrianZX
      @MynameisBrianZX 10 років тому +3

      They both knew that letting the other person "win" really means that they themselves won. It was too obvious a strategy.

    • @j8ded
      @j8ded 10 років тому +7

      Andrew Kwasek are you 12

  • @marcuspfitness6120
    @marcuspfitness6120 8 років тому +46

    "And I love that scarf" best line ever

  • @mohammedmohiuddin92
    @mohammedmohiuddin92 5 років тому +43

    The moment when you feel bad for someone complimenting you 😂 😂 😂

  • @oothmansahabdulalim9319
    @oothmansahabdulalim9319 5 років тому +28

    I love the way Guillermo made his exit