Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon?

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  • Опубліковано 12 лют 2017
  • Jimmy and his wife Molly have a baby on the way. They don’t know the baby’s gender, they would like that to be a surprise. When they recently went to the doctor’s office, they did get a surprise. It was a bad one.
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    Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @arielcortez2000
    @arielcortez2000 7 років тому +4225

    I was expecting the father to be Guillermo😂

  • @CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm
    @CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm 7 років тому +3237

    Imagine the baby growing up and finding this online in 10 years

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 7 років тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @brandystevens9861
      @brandystevens9861 7 років тому +11

      Carlos Rodriguez scarred for life

    • @thegr8rambino
      @thegr8rambino 7 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kaiyabou
      @kaiyabou 7 років тому +5

      Carlos Rodriguez scarred for life XD !!

    • @jimenat357
      @jimenat357 7 років тому

      Carlos Rodriguez OMG

  • @brianhu9674
    @brianhu9674 3 роки тому +1112

    "One daddy could be a Emmy Loser"
    "Emmy Nominee"
    "Same Thing"
    Lmao, that part got me.

    • @AhuCJ
      @AhuCJ 2 роки тому +7

      Copied comment. Feel ashamed

  • @harveydodd8803
    @harveydodd8803 3 роки тому +4097

    “Or an Oscar winner.”
    “It was a weak year.”
    Most underrated line of the whole skit.

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 3 роки тому +30

      Yes!! Cracked me uppppp!

    • @mojopiggy1724
      @mojopiggy1724 3 роки тому +24

      It really was a weak year lol

    • @alokorton5125
      @alokorton5125 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner 2 роки тому +41

      @@mojopiggy1724 not really, Good Will Hunting, Titanic, LA Confidential, Face/Off, Boogie Nights, As Good As It Gets, Kundun, Con Air, Men In Black, it was a pretty good year for 1998 Oscars

    • @mojopiggy1724
      @mojopiggy1724 2 роки тому +4

      @@BryanCostner I’m talking about 2016 not 1998

  • @AbigailBGnath
    @AbigailBGnath 7 років тому +2379

    The Unborn Identity! LMAO!!!

    • @maybachyard
      @maybachyard 7 років тому +5

      Erin C
      Best comment!!!!
      🖒😂

    • @keiko4043
      @keiko4043 7 років тому +8

      Erin C Unbourne identity 😂😂

    • @dumpty
      @dumpty 7 років тому +3

      lol he was just writing what the show in the video was called it says The Unborn Identity

    • @miraxell
      @miraxell 7 років тому +3

      Epic!!!

    • @JesseDumontt
      @JesseDumontt 7 років тому +8

      It's in the video. Lol these people acting like he made up the joke.

  • @ashishk81
    @ashishk81 5 років тому +17167

    How jimmy convince his wife for this video 😂 😂

    • @milk-el8vq
      @milk-el8vq 5 років тому +483

      it's real

    • @nissaross804
      @nissaross804 5 років тому +85

      tcsharrett they only dated

    • @Mikemike-gr6xt
      @Mikemike-gr6xt 5 років тому +495

      More likely she's agree because she knows how close his husband with Matt Damon.

    • @Torontodude20000
      @Torontodude20000 5 років тому +88

      Money.

    • @ms-wm1hq
      @ms-wm1hq 4 роки тому +18

      True.that, wondering about.

  • @cl3019
    @cl3019 4 роки тому +1184

    “Sorry I’m laaate” Matt Damon’s entrance just kills me 😂 him bringing the teddy bear and the camera while smiling just makes it even better!

  • @kohlbustamante1046
    @kohlbustamante1046 3 роки тому +803

    Can we just take a minute and applaud Martin Short's performance?

    • @yavitvexe9997
      @yavitvexe9997 3 роки тому +24

      Second😀 i enjoyed it very much 👍 especially his "whaaaat?!" exclamation 😂

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner Рік тому +9

      Honestly since when Martin Short is bad in a skit. He's a living legend, everything he does in his skit is absolutely flawless

    • @sirleo5103
      @sirleo5103 Рік тому +1

      Is that a joke? The guy acted and sounded nothing like Maury.

  • @justin33.44
    @justin33.44 7 років тому +3255

    If that baby comes out speaking with a Boston accent and he's friends with Ben Affleck, then we'll know the truth.

    • @johnny44speedy
      @johnny44speedy 7 років тому +1

      "will know the truth" i see what you did there!!! will...

    • @lukasbeck4421
      @lukasbeck4421 7 років тому

      Sir Slapa Ho will as a name?

    • @johnny44speedy
      @johnny44speedy 7 років тому +8

      Lukas Beck will as in...good will...good will hunting?

    • @lukasbeck4421
      @lukasbeck4421 7 років тому +1

      Sir Slapa Ho Oh now I know. I thought whose name is Will

    • @carlosfuzz
      @carlosfuzz 7 років тому +25

      yep, Mark Wahlberg

  • @kolbemaddox1033
    @kolbemaddox1033 7 років тому +2054

    Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon need their own show together. Like that would be hilarious.

    • @captaincaptain2128
      @captaincaptain2128 7 років тому +11

      fernando vargas nah, it would be like the odd couple. hilarious. 2 roommates who hate each other.

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 7 років тому +1

      Jay Clark But they don't have each other in the odd couple

    • @RedSplinter36
      @RedSplinter36 7 років тому

      yes!

    • @facorread
      @facorread 7 років тому +62

      That will ruin the gag. Small doses are the best strategy.

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 7 років тому +3

      As the famous and inspirational Relient K taught us, the only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one.

  • @jonp6434
    @jonp6434 4 роки тому +415

    Jimmy's wife sitting closer to Matt, made jimmy more of a loser. That was hilarious. So funny, these 2 are classic! 🤣

  • @Bdhacker101
    @Bdhacker101 4 роки тому +757

    Imagine Jimmy's ex gf Sarah Silverman dropping outta nowhere and claiming she's the father

    • @monicamonteparte2049
      @monicamonteparte2049 4 роки тому +38

      She's f**** Matt Damon

    • @bread2951
      @bread2951 3 роки тому +7

      That would have been the best

    • @bepowerification
      @bepowerification 3 роки тому +8

      it would be hilarious if she said she's the mother!

    • @bread2951
      @bread2951 3 роки тому +6

      @@bepowerification Father or mother, I would have believed Sarah

  • @ivonnecayabyab4262
    @ivonnecayabyab4262 7 років тому +9268

    I'm dying lmao I'll never get tired of this fake feud

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 7 років тому +119

      fake?!?

    • @dekalios4588
      @dekalios4588 7 років тому +50

      KTK it's obviously fake

    • @ShrooMIR05
      @ShrooMIR05 7 років тому +42

      It's a running joke

    • @percyramos1296
      @percyramos1296 7 років тому +34

      No, it's real...so it's wrestling. Football and MMA have predetermined outcomes and they are choreographed to look real.

    • @Xaevin
      @Xaevin 7 років тому +15

      Percy Ramos you're a special kind of stupid

  • @ElisaYYang
    @ElisaYYang 7 років тому +2301

    I love that 87% of Kimmel's videos are with or about Matt Damon

    • @charliecool2423
      @charliecool2423 7 років тому +3

      Elisa Yang 100% here

    • @Highran56
      @Highran56 7 років тому +80

      Kimmel's secretly in love with Matt Damon, that's why.

    • @SteelCurtainGaming
      @SteelCurtainGaming 7 років тому +13

      seeing how 1 of their best videos was "I'm Fking Matt Damon" xD
      ... this gag has been going on for quite a long time xD

    • @pratikchhetri6379
      @pratikchhetri6379 7 років тому +6

      Elisa Yang r u dumb, no it's not

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 7 років тому

      CPratik 004 it is though

  • @isidran688
    @isidran688 4 роки тому +315

    2:09 “Who are you!”
    “I’m her doctor?”
    “Oh.”
    LMFAOOOOO

  • @saramarshall2957
    @saramarshall2957 3 роки тому +153

    I think it's funny that Jimmy's wife is sitting closer to Matt than to Jimmy

    • @oksyar
      @oksyar 3 роки тому +8

      It's amazing that Jimmy and his wife agreed to do this video :p

  • @eighteen-naked-cowboys
    @eighteen-naked-cowboys 7 років тому +2574

    "The unborn identity" lmfaoo

    • @JoannetheShearer
      @JoannetheShearer 7 років тому +59

      brandonger lol that was so genius 😂

    • @nicoledenel
      @nicoledenel 7 років тому +43

      brandonger that title killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arvindderrajasingam3940
      @arvindderrajasingam3940 7 років тому +28

      Read it with guilermo's voice....makes it even better...

    • @hopefury1877
      @hopefury1877 7 років тому +2

      brandonger Akuuuuuuuu

  • @maribelcaudillo258
    @maribelcaudillo258 3 роки тому +204

    the audience was killing me, and Jimmy and Matt talking trash to each other behing cameras! lmao!

    • @yavitvexe9997
      @yavitvexe9997 3 роки тому +2

      The point is (besides another episode of feud) to mock shows like this, where they're figuring who is the father, to show how ridiculous they are, and the faces of audience reflect how crowd look crazy when goes wild from any lowest sheit😂

  • @JimmyJojoshabadoo
    @JimmyJojoshabadoo 3 роки тому +334

    I still laugh at Martin Short's reaction to Tracy being pregnant with his child and saying "I hate children!"

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 3 роки тому +5

      Yess!!! LMAOOO

    • @CitizenoftheWorld1
      @CitizenoftheWorld1 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao that got me too 😂😂😂

    • @BUUOC
      @BUUOC 3 роки тому +2

      Might be my favorite part of the skit.

  • @Jiovi92
    @Jiovi92 7 років тому +2175

    "All you really want is each other..."
    MOLLY SPILLING THE TRUTH!

    • @jonahlindhe756
      @jonahlindhe756 7 років тому +36

      I do wonder if they are going to continue that factor in the feud but I guess that they're just gonna ignore it. It would be awesome tho.

    • @awesome1ru
      @awesome1ru 7 років тому +13

      Jonah Lindhé nah it was just a one time segment

    • @justagirlfromcanada4103
      @justagirlfromcanada4103 7 років тому +6

      Bea Kiddo DAMN RIGHT 😂😂

    • @gilkrys
      @gilkrys 7 років тому

      awesome1ru

  • @muffincrumbss
    @muffincrumbss 7 років тому +1875

    They did all this for a sketch, this is why I love Kimmel

    • @adamj517
      @adamj517 7 років тому

      MEATERY *Skit

    • @FmrFox-no6yk
      @FmrFox-no6yk 7 років тому +1

      MEATERY It real

    • @sodapop83
      @sodapop83 7 років тому +1

      +Adam J *sketch

    • @graceprovenza4452
      @graceprovenza4452 7 років тому

      Hard to Kidnap p

    • @nesniping6378
      @nesniping6378 7 років тому +7

      All this for a sketch? All of it is a sketch so it has to all be for the sketch

  • @DannyCosmos
    @DannyCosmos Рік тому +143

    Damon saying "an oscar winner" and jimmy saying "it was a weak year" had me dying lmao

  • @oyekunbiadams8742
    @oyekunbiadams8742 2 роки тому +77

    Matt : "Could be an Emmy Loser"
    Jimmy: "Emmy Nominee"
    Matt: "Same thing"
    🤣🤣🤣 Love their bromance

  • @discover2206
    @discover2206 7 років тому +4336

    This would've been funnier if Guillermo was the father.

    • @alvarojflorez
      @alvarojflorez 7 років тому +125

      L.A Vidz or Ben Affleck.

    • @Phelie315
      @Phelie315 7 років тому +62

      yeah I totally expected Ben Affleck to appear as well XD

    • @summerxo3203
      @summerxo3203 7 років тому +12

      L.A Vidz I was thinking the same thing! 😂😂😂

    • @RochellBarbara4690
      @RochellBarbara4690 7 років тому +15

      L.A Vidz lmao that would of been hilarious

    • @J3ennife4
      @J3ennife4 7 років тому +13

      I don't think that any of us would have been able to stop laughing at that

  • @curiousgangsta
    @curiousgangsta 7 років тому +1666

    Fallon will never be this good.

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 7 років тому +28

      And Kimmel will never be as good as Graham Norton. Still good, but not great.

    • @wangray9456
      @wangray9456 7 років тому +1

      hollaname and also less rumor.

    • @REMcycle1
      @REMcycle1 7 років тому +1

      Ewww fallon PU he's the worst

    • @dominiquemartin48
      @dominiquemartin48 7 років тому +5

      hollaname I'm so relieved to find out that I'm not the only person who's not into Jimmy Fallon. His show bores the hell outta me for some reason. He's not funny.

    • @itsjeron164
      @itsjeron164 7 років тому +50

      I declare CONAN the king!

  • @ham4fun
    @ham4fun 4 роки тому +247

    how did Jimmy convince his wife to go through with this skit lol so hilarious

    • @gabrielmcconnor4493
      @gabrielmcconnor4493 3 роки тому +41

      She’s the head writer on his show.

    • @hp4415
      @hp4415 Рік тому +8

      Jimmy didn’t have to convince his wife, she wrote this skit

  • @anirudharun6546
    @anirudharun6546 3 роки тому +43

    "When all you want is each other" 😂😂😂 so true. Jimmy's wife is such a good sport!

  • @corlin1414
    @corlin1414 7 років тому +16380

    I thought Guillermo was gonna be the dad

  • @mirzahaseebahmad8406
    @mirzahaseebahmad8406 4 роки тому +3960

    "Unborn identity" 😂😂🤣 gold

  • @katsu_papi
    @katsu_papi 2 роки тому +28

    that "i will sue!" delivery is hilarious..😂😂

  • @xaviermiller2864
    @xaviermiller2864 4 роки тому +179

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Tracey Morgan: “Guess who’s coming to Dinner”

  • @jake405
    @jake405 5 років тому +8819

    They should’ve brought out Guillermo and said he was the father 😂😂

    • @DaiizR
      @DaiizR 5 років тому +45

      Jake ikr!!

    • @lel2012
      @lel2012 5 років тому +43

      omg yes 😂🤣😂

    • @knight364
      @knight364 5 років тому +130

      Or ben affleck

    • @nigelblue1378
      @nigelblue1378 5 років тому +38

      Jake That would’ve been the best angle.

    • @richardsomers3537
      @richardsomers3537 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

  • @coolgirl12359
    @coolgirl12359 4 роки тому +6715

    Matt: “I’m the father.”
    Jimmy: “of what?”
    Legit died laughing🤣🤣

    • @lacondrathompson1747
      @lacondrathompson1747 3 роки тому +8

      I like this show

    • @jout738
      @jout738 2 роки тому +3

      This is still so akward acting, when im still wondering what was so funny with this whole presentation with this Jimmy and Matt stuff.

    • @arcticreviews
      @arcticreviews Рік тому +14

      @@jout738 no it wasn’t that’s the whole joke it’s supposed to be a awkward conversation. Get a sense of humor

  • @angeleyes_1412
    @angeleyes_1412 3 роки тому +55

    ‘Guess who’s coming to dinner?’ LMAO!
    Jimmy and Matt’s relationship is so amazing! Love Molly for joining in!

  • @gabbysway2
    @gabbysway2 3 роки тому +41

    When Matt and Jimmy let go of their hands!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @summeriscoming814
    @summeriscoming814 4 роки тому +6206

    I think Molly should get that Emmy for keeping a straight face through this 😂

    • @sourabhs14
      @sourabhs14 3 роки тому +71

      Molly is one of the producer of the show. So, probably she contributed the script.

    • @donaldmiller4386
      @donaldmiller4386 3 роки тому +19

      I am sure it wasnt done in 1 take

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 роки тому +18

      She may hv wrote it. But she still has to act the part

    • @cindarle
      @cindarle 2 роки тому +8

      @Shuvalaxmi Rout i think they all should get award for acting this without any laugh. i can watch it over and over and it never gets boring lmao it's just perfect video for improving mood

    • @marswei3658
      @marswei3658 Рік тому +1

      Maybe this is real lol

  • @oblakovshtanah1
    @oblakovshtanah1 7 років тому +2479

    I'm a simple man - if I see Matt Damon in the title of Jimmy's video, I press like without watching

    • @maybachyard
      @maybachyard 7 років тому +8

      oblakovshtanah
      You are simple cause you stole that comment,you simpleton you.

    • @dallasparty316
      @dallasparty316 7 років тому +24

      oblakovshtanah truth....this whole Jimmy/Matt schtick they got going is gold

    • @miralabualjadail4206
      @miralabualjadail4206 7 років тому

      oblakovshtanah I hope whoever started this meme dies.

    • @Mmxxaamm
      @Mmxxaamm 7 років тому +5

      But then you watch, right?

    • @oblakovshtanah1
      @oblakovshtanah1 7 років тому +6

      Maximum Blaster OF COURSE

  • @PurushaDesa
    @PurushaDesa 2 роки тому +9

    “Guess who’s coming to dinner?”
    😂🤦🏽‍♂️ Perfect.

  • @Alvan81
    @Alvan81 4 роки тому +18

    Martin Short and Tracy Morgan just makes it even higher in the absurd-o-meter !!🤣

  • @larryjames8156
    @larryjames8156 7 років тому +3235

    "How can either of you satisfy me when all you really want is each other." LMAO

  • @jay6477
    @jay6477 4 роки тому +4946

    How his wife kept a straight face during all of this, I don't know, coz i couldn't 😂😂

    • @sndsh1061
      @sndsh1061 4 роки тому +3

      Whose??

    • @jay6477
      @jay6477 4 роки тому +8

      @@sndsh1061 Jimmy. Who else

    • @djish3223
      @djish3223 4 роки тому +2

      Cringe comedy. aaaaah

    • @morebsnstuf
      @morebsnstuf 4 роки тому +12

      She is brilliant! I want more! She is gold. 😂

    • @morebsnstuf
      @morebsnstuf 4 роки тому +3

      And Tracy Morgan 😂😂😂😂😂😎

  • @ritikapokhrel6794
    @ritikapokhrel6794 3 роки тому +45

    “You are not the father, you are not the father, look at that right there, that’s the father”. Oh those golden words by Jimmy🤣🤣

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 місяці тому +5

    How in the world did Molly ever make it through this without passing out laughing?!! She is the greatest sport ever! 🤣😂

  • @crumbledpotato1380
    @crumbledpotato1380 6 років тому +6693

    In like 10 years this baby is gonna see this video, and I don't know what reaction to expect

    • @krisye7
      @krisye7 6 років тому +63

      I have some bad news for you.. :/

    • @JayJay-kq8ol
      @JayJay-kq8ol 6 років тому +16

      krisye7 what

    • @iamkoundinya
      @iamkoundinya 6 років тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chenxiongxiong6778
      @chenxiongxiong6778 5 років тому +21

      Laugh his ass off

    • @teehee3322
      @teehee3322 5 років тому +84

      khaled azem “damn it! I should’ve gone for the oscar winner!”

  • @anotheruser2555
    @anotheruser2555 6 років тому +7235

    1:47 Matt: "One dad could be an Emmy loser", Jimmy: "Emmy nominee", Matt: "Same thing"🤣

    • @sadalien9898
      @sadalien9898 6 років тому +99

      prwebkinz04 some say kimmel had 3rd degree burn after that

    • @StinkyGreenBud
      @StinkyGreenBud 6 років тому +24

      Dude it's like we watched the same thing!

    • @JosieMason
      @JosieMason 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @natken23
      @natken23 6 років тому +1

      prwebkinz04 it

    • @nemesis5271
      @nemesis5271 6 років тому +4

      I diedddd

  • @shivugamer2383
    @shivugamer2383 2 роки тому +7

    2:43 The Un'Bourne' Identity 😂

  • @Richard-coom-bucket
    @Richard-coom-bucket 3 роки тому +23

    They portrayed these type of shows soooo accurately ud think it was a real drama show

  • @user-dx7eq7et4k
    @user-dx7eq7et4k 7 років тому +3803

    Emmy loser vs Oscar winner 😂

    • @alexf0723
      @alexf0723 7 років тому +69

      Julie N Emmy nominee

    • @spellingpolice4136
      @spellingpolice4136 7 років тому +86

      sleepyhouses same thing.

    • @cortezmauricio56
      @cortezmauricio56 7 років тому +47

      Julie N it was a weak year lol and also kimmel>Fallon

    • @moana5416
      @moana5416 7 років тому +13

      Julie N, I'd rather go for that Emmy loser. Jimmy is funny, and cute

    • @Sam-ln1ji
      @Sam-ln1ji 7 років тому +9

      Princess Jala'eh you'd go with Funny and Cute? Rather than Hilarious and Handsome?

  • @pudgimelon
    @pudgimelon 4 роки тому +12016

    Jimmy's kid is going to be so confused when she discovers UA-cam in a few years.

    • @Rin0041
      @Rin0041 4 роки тому +25

      pudgimelon Yea

    • @DoomBoy8000
      @DoomBoy8000 4 роки тому +209

      Kimmel’s Kid: Huh? What’s this?
      *shows footage of Damon and kimmel fighting about who’s the father*
      Kimmel’s Kid: WTF?!

    • @dansomething7742
      @dansomething7742 4 роки тому +36

      He*

    • @louisnicka8
      @louisnicka8 4 роки тому +6

      @@DoomBoy8000 dead 😂

    • @UnknownUnknown-mk2pw
      @UnknownUnknown-mk2pw 4 роки тому +15

      its a he

  • @joshuaroyylaya7387
    @joshuaroyylaya7387 3 роки тому +23

    The fact that Molly sits closer to Matt than Jimmy😂

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 2 роки тому +6

    The fact that Molly went along w this is great!!😅😂🤣🦋💖🌹

  • @venaacavaa
    @venaacavaa 7 років тому +578

    molly is soooooo cool

  • @AzWazzZa
    @AzWazzZa 7 років тому +2128

    Dammit. I was really hoping Guillermo was the real father. Now that would of been a great twist.

    • @gringo5
      @gringo5 7 років тому +13

      that would of being the slam dunk

    • @cortezmauricio56
      @cortezmauricio56 7 років тому +6

      My Name Is Mortimer kimmel>Fallon

    • @fredyshark4852
      @fredyshark4852 7 років тому +14

      that would be disgusting

    • @a.f9578
      @a.f9578 5 років тому

      Fredy Shark and the black guy isn’t disgusting enough Hahahah ?

    • @KidFilmsEntertainment
      @KidFilmsEntertainment 4 роки тому +2

      Théo no nigga that wasn’t funny

  • @darkspd31
    @darkspd31 2 роки тому +4

    2:02 HIS VOIOCE CRACKED!! Now THAT was acting 🤣

  • @imanolmontes3093
    @imanolmontes3093 3 роки тому +53

    I will sue Matt
    I will sue molly
    I will sue Muray
    I will sue the baby
    I will sue!!!

  • @kleviscomani6434
    @kleviscomani6434 5 років тому +6810

    Imagine if Ben Affleck was the father

    • @tamrinhoran7594
      @tamrinhoran7594 5 років тому +87

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @ven2983
      @ven2983 5 років тому +40

      Ben is tge father of tracy's baby.

    • @scubatrucker6806
      @scubatrucker6806 5 років тому +31

      This would be even funnier.. 😂😂😂

    • @phantomtq
      @phantomtq 5 років тому +47

      nAh it should have been guillermo

    • @xxjadynx
      @xxjadynx 5 років тому +7

      That’s who I thought it was gonna be

  • @sarasotaguy4598
    @sarasotaguy4598 4 роки тому +2801

    Molly is such a good sport and a good wife for doing this skit for Jimmy.

    • @moyaleeful
      @moyaleeful 3 роки тому +82

      she is one of the show writers

    • @theforeverfalling
      @theforeverfalling 3 роки тому +38

      😒 seriously? She wrote the damn thing

    • @successhardwork2278
      @successhardwork2278 3 роки тому +5

      @@theforeverfalling just incase she goes with matt

    • @cr7rm593
      @cr7rm593 2 роки тому +11

      No she Is not.
      This is horrible, I would never put my wife and my baby through this so people can laugh

    • @shivam_nagar69
      @shivam_nagar69 Рік тому +1

      @@theforeverfalling what if baby was actually of Matt😂

  • @gotetnies
    @gotetnies 3 роки тому +9

    Martin Short is great for this! Classic comedic genius. 🤣 "I've got news for you" "Guess who's comin' ta dinna" 🤣

  • @TheCrazyfighter19
    @TheCrazyfighter19 3 роки тому +18

    Matt: “She’s not your girlfriend.”
    Jimmy: “She’s my wife that’s worse!!”

  • @MrBrewman95
    @MrBrewman95 7 років тому +2154

    This is so hilarious.

  • @missotaku7471
    @missotaku7471 7 років тому +3619

    I love how Jimmy's wife is so game for this. I would love to see Jimmy and Matt behind closed doors plotting new ways to keep the "feud" going 🤣

    • @xs10086
      @xs10086 6 років тому +42

      Miss Otaku She is also an EP on the show

    • @maljki1276
      @maljki1276 5 років тому +3

      @Erik Cnating no they don't lmao

  • @Factsworld_001
    @Factsworld_001 4 роки тому +29

    'The unborn identity' - That was a creative name.

  • @lallanbahadur1267
    @lallanbahadur1267 2 роки тому +12

    “The unborn identity” cracked me up😂

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner Рік тому

      Missed opportunity saying "The Unbourne Identity" lol

  • @nunonunes097
    @nunonunes097 7 років тому +537

    The black guy in the middle of the crowd @ 5:10 pointing at the real father like *" You a real nigga"* lmaoo

    • @darkseid6089
      @darkseid6089 7 років тому +1

      Nuno lmfao 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @inventorysearch5953
      @inventorysearch5953 7 років тому

      Nuno swear to God you spelled crowd with a "U"

    • @junpeiiori4720
      @junpeiiori4720 7 років тому +10

      "THAT'S MY MAAAAN"

    • @MINDxWORM
      @MINDxWORM 7 років тому +3

      Nigga that was you!!

    • @nunonunes097
      @nunonunes097 7 років тому +4

      inventory search I apologise, I felt like something was wrong with the word but couldn't tell what lol, English is only my third language

  • @naomejada
    @naomejada 7 років тому +9170

    Unbourne identity

    • @tzelaltsolak462
      @tzelaltsolak462 6 років тому +29

      Naome Jada Williams that is clever

    • @lockekappa500
      @lockekappa500 6 років тому +24

      Umm they already titled the Maury episode as that...

    • @justisiempre4105
      @justisiempre4105 6 років тому +4

      +Naome Jada Williams LOLLLL !! Hilarious.. Perfect!!! LMAO...

    • @AlmostProfessional1995
      @AlmostProfessional1995 6 років тому +2

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @xrpedro
      @xrpedro 6 років тому +1

      LMAO

  • @nevermore7191
    @nevermore7191 3 роки тому +85

    They missed the chance to title it "The Unbourne Identity"

  • @djohn515
    @djohn515 4 роки тому +34

    Since I’m stuck indoors I needed this laugh. Lol

  • @NopeThatsWrong351
    @NopeThatsWrong351 7 років тому +1871

    I thought Guillermo or Ben Affleck would be the father.

    • @worsethanaustralianpolitic5381
      @worsethanaustralianpolitic5381 7 років тому +19

      Agreed. I thought Ben was the father. Would have made for a better twist.

    • @shaneparchment3833
      @shaneparchment3833 7 років тому +15

      Tracey Morgan always has punchlines about getting every chick at a party pregnant. You have to know his stand up to get why they used him.

    • @fathurmasaru9844
      @fathurmasaru9844 7 років тому +16

      WombatMob yeah if Ben is the daddy, that would've been epic

    • @oatmealboy6
      @oatmealboy6 7 років тому +8

      Or Neil Patrick Harris. :)

    • @jjsculpting4176
      @jjsculpting4176 7 років тому +2

      Would it be a better twist? you sure? If you THOUGHT it would be Ben or Guillermo, wouldn't it be predictable then?

  • @geforce1231
    @geforce1231 7 років тому +2532

    "You promised me to stop F#$% my girlfriend" -----> "Yes I did, she is not your GF!" The best line!

  • @azazzaza16
    @azazzaza16 2 роки тому +5

    Matt Damon's "Sorry I'm late" and with the camcorder will always be too good

  • @Neojhun
    @Neojhun 3 роки тому +9

    "and I did, she's not your girlfriend". Great defense, should hold up in court.

  • @AbdulMajeed-gk3vd
    @AbdulMajeed-gk3vd 7 років тому +671

    If the baby fake laughs and smacks the table with his hand while doing so, You'll know the father is Jimmy Fallon

  • @petervasz3739
    @petervasz3739 7 років тому +1008

    "i will sue!" jesus Christ thats funny

    • @cortezmauricio56
      @cortezmauricio56 7 років тому +22

      Peter Vasz kimmel>Fallon

    • @fitnessmessiah7525
      @fitnessmessiah7525 7 років тому +20

      Peter Vasz he'll sue you for spelling his name wrong. *jesus christ*

    • @benjamincox4211
      @benjamincox4211 7 років тому +2

      Peter Vasz suing a kid that almost died wouldn't be ideal

  • @native9275
    @native9275 2 роки тому +2

    Molly: I don't wanna be involved 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nairom2681
    @nairom2681 2 роки тому +13

    This feud never gets old 😂🤣🤣

  • @hasoonnine
    @hasoonnine 7 років тому +1316

    imagine this baby that is not born yet will some day in the future watch this video xD

    • @dgenxali
      @dgenxali 6 років тому +15

      Hasoon nine and read your comment :O

    • @shirleycameron7718
      @shirleycameron7718 6 років тому

      Hasoon nine SHES DISGUSTING....LIKE A.. TART.....DEMON INSIDE. THERE...JIMMY. YOUR. SHOW IS CHEAP..

  • @justin33.44
    @justin33.44 7 років тому +1295

    Hey Jimmy how do you like them apples?

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 7 років тому +8

      Only a few people? It's a damn popular film. I'm more than sure if they haven't seen it, they'll still get it.

    • @anthg4563
      @anthg4563 7 років тому +1

      I watched Good Will Hunting every single night last week

    • @ibleedblue0518
      @ibleedblue0518 7 років тому +7

      Justin Awill good will hunting

    • @Drizby
      @Drizby 7 років тому +2

      DO YOU LIKE APPLES!?

    • @magicbaws9756
      @magicbaws9756 7 років тому +3

      Fernando Ramirez nailed it

  • @adeolaobayan7735
    @adeolaobayan7735 3 роки тому +1

    Craziness!!😆😆. How much fun are they having laughing at each other?

  • @CrunchWrpSUPREME
    @CrunchWrpSUPREME 2 роки тому +1

    "I'll sue the BABY" 🤣

  • @manningbartlett522
    @manningbartlett522 7 років тому +450

    This joke is 10 years old and it just gets funnier.

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 7 років тому +1073

    hahahah kimmel "it was a weak year" 1:46

  • @tarielkaroldan4106
    @tarielkaroldan4106 2 роки тому +1

    "No, that's.... for something else"

  • @Sheen382
    @Sheen382 2 роки тому +3

    Oscar winner … it’s a weak year … so underrated line ….😂😂😂

  • @drkrishna9504
    @drkrishna9504 7 років тому +468

    i'll sue the baby 😂😂😂😂

  • @oldaccount4311
    @oldaccount4311 6 років тому +2191

    The best part is that this is actually a very accurate depiction of Maury's show lmao

  • @trav8086
    @trav8086 3 роки тому +31

    I thought Guillermo was going to be the father lol

  • @maxharrichand9727
    @maxharrichand9727 3 роки тому +7

    The funniest thing I’ve watched all month 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @a.gypsy.m7038
    @a.gypsy.m7038 7 років тому +2323

    I was expecting Ben Affleck to come out lol

    • @Mmxxaamm
      @Mmxxaamm 7 років тому +78

      We all were

    • @markovelimirovic6086
      @markovelimirovic6086 7 років тому +69

      biggest disappointment since Jimmy Kimmel´s sketch Who's ˝The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon?˝ when Ben Affleck wasn´t featured in the video even though we all were expecting him to show up

    • @tiagomaqz
      @tiagomaqz 7 років тому +3

      OMG Me tooooooo!!!

    • @BlackbirdBaba
      @BlackbirdBaba 7 років тому +6

      Me too.thank god his baby is safe...god bless all good peoples and forgive bad peoples...😇

    • @stevereed8786
      @stevereed8786 7 років тому +1

      Anjelica if Ben Aflac came out then it would immediately be a racist issue. He would turn it into a hate white guy crime and praise for all Muslims, black lives matter, LBGTQ, his wife, his newest flop and then it's not fun anymore. It a shame what's happened to ol Ben, he snapped his cap and went nuts.

  • @eryruleslondon13
    @eryruleslondon13 6 років тому +4318

    Nothing can ruin this moment this is so special
    Sorry I'm laate~ 😂😂😂

  • @Brinta3
    @Brinta3 2 роки тому +3

    “You wanna play with Daddy’s Oscar?” sounds so dirty.

  • @anshumandcjoshi6424
    @anshumandcjoshi6424 3 роки тому +16

    "The Unborn Identity" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @StefveoX
    @StefveoX 7 років тому +1573

    5:35 when the camera pans out and jimmy and Matt are low key holding hands hahahaha I DIED

    • @ClaraP23
      @ClaraP23 6 років тому +2

      Jasper Jamm 😂

    • @jayswift5950
      @jayswift5950 6 років тому +21

      Lmao I didn't even notice the first time 😂😂😂

    • @bonkeroooo
      @bonkeroooo 6 років тому +4

      That's priceless

  • @BRUH-pj4lk
    @BRUH-pj4lk 7 років тому +1495

    I'll sue the baby 😂😂😂

    • @benjamincox4211
      @benjamincox4211 7 років тому +38

      MaoriGirl suing a baby that almost died wouldn't be nice

  • @fouziakhan3303
    @fouziakhan3303 3 роки тому +8

    Both Jimmy & Matt are talented... Jimmy has an excellent sense of humour & find him very funny

  • @itsmeitsjakep2410
    @itsmeitsjakep2410 3 роки тому +8

    5:05 no lie I thought it was Guiemmo 😂😂😆

  • @aabbishduaa1417
    @aabbishduaa1417 5 років тому +1704

    Friendship cannot get any weirder than this.

    • @edercortes1960
      @edercortes1960 4 роки тому +6

      Aabbish Duaa if this feud is like this 364 days a year I wonder what thanksgiving is gonna be like

  • @lefinlay
    @lefinlay 7 років тому +1059

    They missed an opportinity for a Ben Affleck joke.

    • @MCShvabo
      @MCShvabo 7 років тому +95

      LeSingeEstSurLaBranche Allegedly he was supposed to be the dad but he couldn't do itcause of prior commitment.

  • @ErosTKB
    @ErosTKB 3 роки тому +13

    I love how She is sitting Next to Matt.

  • @sipnog3528
    @sipnog3528 2 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Tracy Morgan🤣🤣with his comic facial expressions.

  • @dennydarkko
    @dennydarkko 4 роки тому +7720

    “One of your daddy’s could be a Emmy loser...”
    “A nominee”
    “Same thing” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m crying cause it’s so true

    • @jewelstherockstar5767
      @jewelstherockstar5767 4 роки тому +2

      dennismaryanski lmAo

    • @tungochuy
      @tungochuy 4 роки тому +7

      Crack my head at that part

    • @kossend1
      @kossend1 4 роки тому +70

      "...Or an Oscar winner. Wanna play with Daddy's Oscar?"
      "It was a weak year"

    • @LD-dv3qh
      @LD-dv3qh 3 роки тому +1

      LMAOAOAPOAA