When Rey thought she killed Chewbacca, that was my favourite part of the movie. Not because I'm a sadist or don't like him or whatever, but because it introduced real stakes and told us Rey is dangerously powerful. Then 5 minutes later Chewy is fine. Geez, what a way to evoke emotion.
There are rumors JJ did film Chewie AND Lando AND 3CPO getting killed. Apparently a test screening audience went nuts and JJ reshot things. Will do a video on this soon.
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 And therein lies what is, in my opinion, the biggest problem with TROS. Abrams is more concerned about pleasing fans than about telling a good story. Here's the thing about fans and audiences: if you ask them what they want, they will just ask for the same thing over and over with minor alterations. People claim they want originality but in reality they want the comfort of the familiar. That's why it's incumbent upon story-tellers to ignore that impulse and do what they think works. Great art isn't designed by committee, it's created by artists who want to share how they see the world.
I think the biggest problem with this film is that, because Rey's gone two entire films up to this point being a complete non-character, trying to make her into a protagonist at this point would just take way too much time. The only interesting thing they could have done with Rey was to take the time over this film or the last to turn her into a villain, and let Ben become the protagonist by the end of the film. Chewie dying, Dark Rey, and the Rey Palpatine reveal all leaned into this, which only succeeds in making this film extraordinarily frustrating because all of these turn out to lead to absolutely nothing.
Those are almost certainly gonna be found by scavengers before too long. I can't imagine they don't have a technology to discover metallic objects (especially ones with active energy sources) buried in sand on a planet that's pretty much entirely sand. Every single scavenger worth their salt will probably have some sort of metal detector. The Jawas will probably be the first to find them.
Everybody gets upset about the last scene because she calls herself Rey Skywalker. I am really upset because there is an old woman on tattooine that just happens to walk by at the exact same moment that Rey was visiting the Owen's farm. - a deserted place in the middle of f*cing nowhere. Just so that Rey could say her name into the camera.
Well I'll give JJ credit - if he had a cheap knock off of R2 and 3C come by instead I would have literally lost it and tracked him down and choked him to death. Sometimes Iger does good things and probably was like we can only afford an old woman for one day JJ. JJ: you corporate hacks!
Great point !! So many examples of that and a big reason y most blockbuster are terrible. They need to craft scenes from scratch to setup their big reveal or whatever because the story always comes second. Big productions are mostly one liners and visual effects and the plot is just a mean to showcase them
When Kylo tells Rey "You are a Palpatine," it falls so so so flat to me. The reason this moment worked for Luke and Vader was because 1) Luke idolized his imagined father had known and hated Vader for over three years in universe for killing his father and his mentor and 2) because the audience had sat with the mystery of Luke's parentage and Vader's past for two years in the real world only to be thrown a huge and devastating plot twist. None of that happened with Rey. First of all, she had literally never met Palpatine or had any connection to him at all up until that point in her life so that revelation didn't really mean anything to her on a personal level, and secondly, the audience had been re-introduced to Palpatine as a presence in the saga only an hour ago and had no emotional connection to the relationship between him and Rey. I honestly cannot believe that JJ Abrams and Chris Terrio are paid storytellers, what a sad, sad missed opportunity
It is why the revelation "you are no one's daughter" was a real twist that affected both the character and the audience. Honestly at the cinema I didn't give a damn when "Rey Palpatine" appears, because, i mean, was so obvius.
It also worked in ESB because it was a genuine surprise. It doesn't work as a plot twist in the new movies because everyone was expecting it the whole time. Thing is, New Hope doesn't even set up Luke's and Vader's past as a mystery. It gives them a backstory and lets the story play out on the basis of the assumption that Luke believes that story. Hence the genuine shock when, at the climax of the second movie, Vader drops the bomb that Obi-Wan lied to Luke, and the true story was something different from what Luke believed. Doing it that way was effective because it doesn't just redefine Luke's relationship to Vader--it also implicitly changes his relationship with Obi-Wan, and his understanding of basically the entire situation he's a part of. That doesn't happen with the "Rey Palpatine" twist, because there was no other backstory to begin with--just a big blank spot with a question mark blatantly signaling that there's going to be a big revelation about it long before the revelation happens. So the ROS "big reveal" is actually a complete flop in terms of impact--it's not a real surprise (many people guessed it correctly before the movie even came out), and it doesn't really change anything about the rest of the story because the question was never anything more than a gap in the story from the start. Everything else happened despite Rey not knowing who her parents were (not because of something she believed about who they were), so it doesn't really even matter when she finds out. It was lame, lazy, and boring.
I feel the same way about the Kylo redemption arc. The story would be way better if Kylo just stayed evil and Rey had to kill him. Why? Because the "maybe someone can redeem him" plot thread was blatantly telegraphed from the very beginning of the first movie--and because it's the same fucking thing that happens in the old movies, just without the subtlety or skillful setup for it. Luke redeeming Vader was cool because everything in the story up to that point made it seem like Vader was completely irredeemable, and only an idiot would even think of trying to convince him to switch sides. Again--genuine surprise based on good setup that makes it actually surprising, vs. blatantly telegraphing that there's going to be some big surprise, and then being unoriginal enough to pick something that half the audience can already guess long before it happens.
@@macdeus2601 I completely agree with you. That's why I think Force Awakens is a bad opening for the trilogy: besides copying ANH without introducing the really new and interesting element to watch (and that's why it's loved by many fans, who just want a self-celebration of the old episodes and not something new), introduces the "television anticipation" system, in which to keep the audience glued he introduces elements that will be explained in the next installments (and yes, I have the same problem with MCU). The problem is that this system works when movies are released, but when someone looks at the trilogy as a whole it ruins the experience, making the movie dated. Furthermore, this approach irreparably damages future works, as fans will build their theories and if they are not satisfied they will hate the other films: has Abrams learned nothing from the flop of the conclusion of Lost? Now, I don't want to say that you don't need to anticipate the surprise slightly: Hitchcock himself said that it is better to give small clues, so that the audience can guess and feel satisfied when the twist happens because they had already guessed it. But, in fact, let's talk about small clues: Abrams practically revealed immediately that Rey had an important relationship and that Ren would have redeemed himself. On the contrary, Rian Johnson uses little clues to make you guess that Snoke is going to die, like his words or the shaking lightsaber, but he doesn't spit it at you in the first few minutes screaming "hey, watch out Kylo will kill Snoke!" And yes, JJ ruined the characters. He had already made them stupidly copies of the classics, making us understand at the first moment how the story of each one would end (Rey wins, Kylo redeems himself, etc ...), but luckily Rian Johnson had corrected the shot making Kylo a villain without possibility of redemption and changing the others a little (Poe is no longer a fake Han Solo but the leader of the rebels, for example, and Luke is no longer an optimistic master like Obi Wan but a cynical man who has regretted the biggest mistake of his life). And instead with this film everyone goes back to being copies of the others: but how bad is it that Poe was a smuggler like Han Solo? It's information that leads to nothing in the plot, doesn't add any new nuance to the character, and just makes it flat.
people had teorized that Rey would be a skywalker, palpatine or kenobi since the first FA trailer. But in reggard of the Rey Palpatine thing yeah if she asked "who?" after the reveal I would not have been surprised. Plus it doesnt make much sense that she believe Kylo, since in the last movie he said she was nobody.
I couldn't believe that her final line wasn't "just Rey" because I felt like that was what her whole arc had been building towards. Ugh I hated that scene
The professor who treated you like shit for the first month, then disappeared and you stopped going, then came back for the last week and suddenly treats you great, tells you to treat others respectfully and suddenly you love them and decide to take their name
Well I don't get where all the praise comes from either..guess u guys haven't watched that many movies...it's probably because the bar has been lowered. We tend to get used to anything good or bad ..that's how the mind works.. If the first 2 episodes would have been better, then none would think that this movie is that good ! Because most people compare things and we are not used to use our imagination. So yeah it makes it easier to enjoy Content that's the positive aspect of it, But it's also a "double edged blade " Especially whit companies that only care about making money, it's like : If they never invented a Ferrari..and the best Sport car in the world is some decently average model that can't go from 0 to 100km nearly as fast as the Ferrari . The majority of people would just say : yeah it's a great car ..bla bla bla . Some would criticize it . But how many could come up whit the blue print of a better car in their own mind . While accepting the existing car for what it is . Same thing without movies . Most can either like it or criticize them . But most people can't or rather won't make the mental effort to think of how it could have been better. And that is why you see productive people that are not creative or particularly talented, occupying positions where they can create movies books etc .. it's quantity over quality . It's like a creative inflation kinda like printing a lot of money that hardly has any value !
@@Starglance While I actually enjoy the Emperor being back and it makes sense given how much that guy was into immortality, so his return would have been inevitable frankly. How was it hinted in the Last Jedi? I've watch that several times and there is no hint in there at all. Unless you are going to go with the Snoke being cloned from palpatine thing in which case, that is a weak hint at best.
Completely disagree, it made SO MUCH sense. He was the villain of the previous two and lierally set himself up for a comeback in episode 3 with the opera room speech. I personally think ROTS justified itself completely. It wasn''t out of nowhere either. Not only did episode 3 hint it, but there were hints in both TFA and TLJ, such as Rey's fighting style, Snoke's theme, Palpatine's theme playing when Snoke tortured Rey, Snoke having similar motives and dialogue as Palpatine. Plenty.
@@breakingthefourthwall4945 Um, you are taking some really circumstantial evidence and calling them hints. First off, Rey's fighting style was a desperate use of a lightsaber which she hadn't even had the first clue how to use properly. So that is very weak and even some novice sword fighters do the same move when they are attempting to attack. And if you are talking about the Last Jedi fight, her style was nowhere near aggressive or similar to Palpatine's that was showcased in Episode 3. Second, Snoke's theme and Palpatine's theme playing when he was torturing Rey. They have similarities but its generally used for the dark side, not just Palpatine. Three, similar motives and dialogue can be applied to any dark sider across star wars both in legends and new canon. Using anger and the temptation for power makes sense when trying to convert someone. Also Snoke's main motive was to use Kylo because he was a unique blending of light and dark believing that he could have become the ultimate dark sider, finding interest in both rather than one over the other. Rey, was just more powerful and it makes sense that a dark side master would want to find the strongest apprentice they could to dominate and control. A true hint would have probably been during the lightsaber vision; they could have shown Palpatine or his influence rather than the Skywalker history. Maybe Rey could have possessed some sort of relic or trinket that would have hinted to her connection to him. The way they have it now doesn't fit and makes the connection seem flimsy in comparison.
Adam was great everything else...................................................................................................................................................................................... ......nope 😡
Remember that scene where Luke had a one on one conversation with Darth Vader. They were on a walkway trying to convert each other one last time. Darth Vader is looking at Luke's lightsaber. Luke showed his good natured character by saying he still senses the good in Darth Vader. Vader stays silent, looks at Luke, and says, "It is too late for me... son." That was a fucking scene. Wasn't interrupted by some damn explosion or a cutaway scene to a space battle. Just a good fucking scene to further the story. Nothing fancy, just an intense moment between the good guy and bad guy, father and son.
That scene is so awesome. To me, along with Yoda’s training, it kind of defines what old school Star Wars was at the core. But rarely do film directors and producers understand the relevance and value of the core structure. For most it is only the superficial that counts. The explosions, the battles, etc. All of that is meaningless without motivations, without emotions and consequences. To those people Star Wars was just “space wizards with laser swords”, just like The Matrix was “stupid kung action with beautiful CGI” or The Lord of the Rings was just “sword fights and crazy creatures in the middle of cheap love triangles”.
I mean I'm 15 and didn't grew up with the OG Star Wars Movie, but damn the old movies make me feel nostalgic. Also Rouge One is the best new Star Wars movie, change my mind
@@_Rndom Yeah, but you're also not an idiot. Rogue one is good, it's not without its faults, but you're not wrong, it's the best of the Disney Wars movies. What's sad is they could have done some great things, but didn't have a plan to actually execute.
Exactly. Star Wars is a drama first where the action is used thoughtfully to move the plot mostly (yes there were still scenes in the OT to move toys, still enjoyable)
@@deweydugger8201 But many acknowledged that Palpatine coming back was stupid. That and SW Legends aren't canon. They have no real weight compared to the movies. Essentially fan interpretations that can be ignored. But JJ makes it real because he AND Rian dug themselves a hole and lazily tried to get out of it in the laziest way possible that undermines the struggles of the OT and PT characters that people care about.
the 'they fly now' line is a causality of the Marvel-ization of all Disney owned franchises. The 'Palpatine has returned' line reeks of Abrams mystery box-ism
"There is a traitor" Cut Hux the only named first order character: "I am the Traitor" Cut "I found the traitor" Hux gets killed Cut the fact that this was a 1 minute story arc made be pause the movie just to reflect on how comedic-ly bad it is.
Especially since it's none sensical, so you are telling me the guy that had the nazi like speech in SW7 and was the most active villain in SW7 and 8 suddenly is a treator ? What the Fuck ?
Every single character was butchered in this trilogy in one way or another (or usually many ways). Hux was just one of many victims of bad writing and awful character development.
@nesoukkefka1741 right? Even if Hux would have killed Palpatine and redeemed Kylo with a kiss, it wouldn't excuse that he ordered the execution of dozens of billions of people, when Starkiller Base did that whole shotgun blast to the galaxy thing.
No moment to mourn Ben's death at all, he dies and like 2 seconds later the resistance is celebrating it isn't given a moment to breath and that's how I feel the movie is as a whole
I said the exact same thing, there is absolutely zero time to breath in the movie, like when Leia days it's a really said moment but it just moves right past it cause he smashed so much in one movie
Exactly, like he said in the video, if we'd discovered Chewie was alive at the same time as Rey it would have had so much more impact rather than revealing it 2 minutes after it happens without leaving any time for it to sink in. The whole movie was a mess.
It's funny how this trilogy tries to talk about "finding your own identity" while totally failing at doing that on a meta level. Thank you for the video !
Shining Reflection she doesn’t. She embodied the Skywalker identity, which is technically okay, but after three movies of constant “it doesn’t matter who you are, as long as you are true to yourself” or whatever...seeing her just give up on being her own person and stop obsessing over other people was an immense let down in the story. Basically it told me the only people that matter in the universe are the Skywalkers. Which is ridiculous. I understand the logic behind it, she loved Leia... and Luke...I guess. But I would have preferred her to have ended with “Just Rey”, harking back to that scene with the festival, showing she truly owns her own identity now. That would have been a better tribute to Luke and Leia’s teachings.
It is 100% hypocritical. Just like Rey saying she's a Jedi, after the entire movie and her training up until that point was spent saying the Jedi were fundamentally wrong in what they stood for and that they needed end with him. Like Han Solo spending Years believing his son was unsavable, but had to be convinced to try and save him, which ultimately only proved that he was right at the time. Snoke and Kylo were terrified of Luke joining the Resistance, yet Luke was so far removed from the force, that using it to make a projection was enough to kill him. The qhole damn Trilogy spent its entire runtime saying stuff while doing the Complete opposite, full stop.
Oh my god JJ is the living embodiment of Raymond Chandler's maxim "When in doubt have a man come through a door with a gun in his hand" but just like, all the time. Every door, always a man with a gun.
Palpatine is re-introduced, after his death, in the movie's opening crawl. How do you introduce the film's antagonist, off screen and out of the blue? How? How, How, HOW!!!!
You introduce him in the Trailers frist and then in the opening crawl , with 0 foreshadowing in the movies before..Later on you claim to have been planing this since the beginning :D good old JJ
Apparently he made a big force broadcast or some shit? It’s so stupid. Why in the hell would he announce to the whole galaxy that he’s alive? Especially when most of the people in the galaxy probably don’t know who he is or just don’t care. It’s the classic villain explains his whole plan for no reason thing. Palpetines plan is super confusing and un-motivated as well. In the beginning he wants kylo to kill Rey and join him, but by the end he needs Rey to be a vessel for his dark side mind or whatever. And then they just forget about that too and say he doesn’t need a vessel he just needs to suck the life out of kylo and rey, and then he’s just killed by Rey despite the fact that they set up that he can just die and come back with little to no consequences. What a great conclusion to a very confused and convoluted movie
This would have been heartbreaking! I loved his scene with Han (all of Ben's scenes are good because Adam Driver gives his all), but Ben's love for his mother is very important and his arc suffered with Carrie's death.
When I watched it I felt like I was playing a video game. You have to go here to unlock this to then find out where this is and then go there. Fight some bad guys and find something which then sends us somewhere else.
A Moose That Rants this is literally exactly what I said whilst I was watching it. Would have made the story actually better cause it would have been as rushed
Definitely! To me it was even like watching a speed run of a video game. "We have to go to this place... Here we are... Bad guys!... We found the thing but now we have to go to this other place... Here we are..."
It was like watching a shonen jump anime. Where only the (op) main character does anything, a lot of exposition from side characters, each episode visits a new town, and it has nothing to do with the actual story. Bonus for all of the "characters of the day" show up at the final battle
Headcanon ending: After Luke brings Vader back to the light side, Vader kills the Emperor, redeeming himself and bringing balance to the force. The end.
Because regicide to save one's own son completely absolves someone of past genocide, torture, and the mass murder of children, among other atrocities? Sure...
@@JamesSerapio What more is Vader supposed to do, he literally gave everything he had to rid the galaxy of a tyrant, its the most he could do. I don't think redemption is fixing your mistakes, because you can't fix most things, let alone stuff like murder. Its about acknowledging mistakes and trying to be a better person.
@@JamesSerapio It was about him finally getting fed up of being evil and following palpatine and finally doing the right thing, he becomes a completely new person from what he was before and would never do what he did as Vader again, of course it doesn't change what he did and that is why redemption arcs tend to end in death, is about the characters changing , truly changing, not about the others forgiving them or even the audience sometimes, he may have had a change of hearth but his deeds are there and people is not going to just forget, a heroic sacrifice for a life of evil is more symbolic that Vader killing the emperor and then going back to be imprisoned for life or executed or running away or just not facing any consequence whatsoever
I love how JJ spent the whole final movie of the series backpedaling on what the movie that came right before it did. It doesn't matter whether you or he liked it or not; to make a good story, you need to be able to roll with the punches. And JJ clearly couldn't. So he brought back the same villain from the last two trilogies with zero introduction and shoehorned him into the plot where he didn't belong, he made a point to undo everything the last movie had done, despite it's importance to the overall consistency of the plot and in the process severely undermining the point and themes of the trilogy in the first place and generally wrecking the way that Kylo and Rey mirror each other (specifically in terms of their pasts and families and how it impacts their characters and their futures). Dammit, JJ, if you had just used a little more self restraint in terms of "Nuke Everything I Don't Like" this could have been a good (well, good *ish,* since it'd still be emotionless and horribly paced) movie. Ugh.
I think that's kind of hilarious since that's exactly what Rian Johnson did. It's like they were competing to show who is the most important by not acknowledging the other filmmaker.
@@disparateconnections6776 I think Rian at least didn’t retcon TFA and instead took it in a completely different direction than what JJ had originally planned (Which was probably more nostalgia bait lets be real here)
@@thanatoast I can understand TFA to be a nostalgia bonanza to reenergize the base, but after that, you need to come up with new material and not rehash old stuff.
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The only way this works is if this whole story takes place in alternate universe in which Luke killed Vader in anger on Death Star 2, preventing from redemption and preventing Luke from maturing. Honestly Palpatine may have possessed Rey: I mean he knows how Anakin hated sand and he’d have to know how Luke lost his aunt and uncle on this planet (under his leadership)
Well considering he made the entire trip in a non-hyperdrive equiped Tie-Fighter there is clearly some time bending scenanigans involved for him to be there.
@@davidlfort But it is not a order Tie fighter. You can see it in the background as Kylo is running for the temple, sitting next to Rey's X-Wing and it is a regular old Tie fighter from the original trilogy, likely one he found in the wreckage of the Death Star. The very same model established in, I think it is episode 4, to not have hyperdrives.
@@TheTriforceDragon i think one of the main theories going around right now is that kylo ren took either an inquisitor's or an imperial guard's tie, both of which would have hyperdrives (well, the imperial guard one isn't confirmed, but an inquisitor tie definitely has a hyperdrive)
That was what i was hoping!! so much sense... her first father figure, her first call to action and refuse in the monomyth ... her loved one and conection.. can't belive they missed that
Actually her real name in the ending is Rey Solo-Skywalker. Because she is in everything but name the adoptive daugher of Han Solo and Leia Skywalker. And she have been treated like Leias daughter since the second they met in The Force Awakens even having Leia ignore Chewbacca after the death of Han Solo because hugging Rey she didnt knew and had never met was that much more important to JJ Abrams and Disney.
Wrong... Its clear she told Rey that Luke Skywalker was her brother before the third Disney movie because Lukes force ghost on Ahch-to directly told Rey his SISTER left something for her and she off course never asked him who that was or showed any surprise. Rey responded "LEIAS LIGHTSABER" clearly disproving the claim you just made. She knew Luke and Leia were sister and brother She knew Leia and Han Solo were the parents of Ben Solo.. Hence she knew Ben Solos real identity as Ben Solo Skywalker the sister-son to Luke Skywalker and son to Leia Skywalker and adoptive brother to herself in everything but name as all she ever did around Leia from the first second they met in The Force Awakens was acting like wanting to be her daughter and share hugs and intimate moments for absolutely no reason at all.
Um, Kylo Ren makes a choice to turn back to the light. Rey makes a choice to reject her lineage and become someone else instead of a nobody, or the pawn of Palpatine, Finn makes the choice to fight for something instead of running away... but no, some fan-wankers didn't get their fan-fic or theory put into the movie so the whole thing sucks
@@Rodshark75 I would classify those choices as just more plot, instead of what the OP meant by "choices" - specific decisions motivated by circumstance and who the characters are as people, that have lasting consequences. The vid mentions Rey blowing up the ship that supposedly had Chewy on it. This scene had no real impact on anything - it didn't tangibly affect anyone's behavior after, and Chewy didn't really die because, conveniently, he was on another ship.
Rodshark75 Everything you said was foreshadowed hard asl in the previous movies of this trilogy and Finn was fighting for Rey for the most of it he even put the whole galaxy in jeopardy because of her
I mean, that's not necessarily a bad thing, per se. You can get a lot of great character development and insight by seeing how they react, and try to respond to, being swept up in events they can't control. But, of course, it's on par with the Sequels Trilogy to completely mess that up.
That Chewie moment... They got me to believe for a second that anything could happen and that is very powerful, and they took it away almost immediately. What a waste.
@@Ngamotu83 On the one hand, killing off Chewie at this point made sense because he's been fucking useless throughout this entire trilogy and we're wrapping this shit up anyway. On the other hand, he can be recast in every other movie, forever so that's some walking hairy fan service free for KK and her cronies to reach for the next time they push out a SW movie they have no idea for.
Michael Gibb your not alone! My friend and I thought he was gone for .5 seconds until we saw the second transport... It wasn't subtle at all but I can understand why people would miss that
I didn't like the Finn and Rose romance.... However, she deserved a freaking character arc in TROS! I feel so bad with how her character was portrayed AND ashamed that the hate for this character bled into reality. The actress did not deserve the hate 😞
The (mostly racist let’s be real) hate she got *should not* have affected her role and character in film, it just justifies the haters, like geez when are Disney and directors going to grow balls ?
the actress didn't get the hate, it was the shitty character she played. People hated Rose, not Kelly. No matter how many BS excuses the media pulls out of its ass to pretend that she left social media because she was "bullied" when she wasn't, her god-awful character was called out yes but thats all ppl hated, her character. Not the actress
@@GenericUsername-qp1ww that’s not true. She was harassed because of who she played. The problem was that some people blamed the harassment on the entire fanbase.
I liked Jenny Nicholson's idea of having Rey's parents leave for whatever reason, then young Rey reaches out and accidentally blows the ship up with force lightning. It would be such a good reveal for Kylo Ren to lure her to the dark side with.
I would have loved it if Rey just said 'I'm just Rey' Or tripled down and said she was Rey Palpatine. You can't change who you are, but it doesn't define you.
Nyargin Smargin "I'm Rey Skywalker" justified the use of the title The Rise of Skywalker. Like the video says, it means nothing to the character, it's all for the audience
The Potter Saga...by JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson Thirty years after the Deathly Hallows, Harry Potter has gone into hiding after Ron and Hermione's emo son Hugo went bananas and burned down Hogwart's, killing all the students and teachers. Ron and Hermione get divorced after that, because reasons. Meanwhile, in the Muggle world, some orphan girl (let's call her Lola) turns out to be the most powerful wizard ever known, far eclipsing the abilities of any spell caster who has ever lived, even capable of summoning heretofore unknown magic. She's the best broomstick pilot, can brew the most potent potions, and can use this wand she found in a dumpster to perform miraculous feats, all without the benefit of any training whatsoever. (If there were any wizards left, she'd be the best Quidditch player, too). Turns out, the wand she found once belonged to some guy named Harry Potter, who used to be a so-and-so back in the day. After a series of pointless adventures with forgettable friends (with whom she barely interacts), and after some fun but also pointless cameos with various characters from the original books, such as Hagrid and Dobby, she sets off to find Harry Potter. Meanwhile, Hugo stabs Ron to death with his wand and tries to kill Hermione (who is saved only by her ability to fly through outer space). Lola ultimately finds Harry living in an efficiency apartment in Guam, where he has become a bitter, overweight incel sucking down Mountain Dew and grousing that magic is bullshit. Lola convinces Harry to teach her some spells, but he soon realizes that she's way more powerful than him and boots her out because he can't handle strong women. Lola meets up with Hugo, who tortures her and calls her a slut. She can't resist him, though, and secretly longs to be his girlfriend. In Guam, Harry drops dead of arteriosclerosis, but not before Skyping Hugo and telling him to kiss his wizard ass. In the last chapter, it turns out Voldemort isn't dead after all. He had a secret horcrux and has been hiding out this whole time, putting backwards messages in all of Hugo's My Chemical Romance records, which slowly drove him insane. Lola decides to kill Voldemort, and convinces Hugo to help her. But wait!! Turns out Voldemort is actually her grandfather, and he needs to suck out Lola's and Hugo's life force to regain his physical form. Voldemort tries, killing Hugo in the process, but all the past generations of Hogwart's wizards show up and tell Lola how awesome she is, so then she kills Voldemort by shoving TWO wands up his keester. Afterward, Lola returns to Harry's cherished boyhood home on Privet Drive in Little Whinging, and buries Harry's wand in the front yard. While admiring the cozy facade, some rando muggle in the street wanders up and asks her name. "Lola..." she replies with a sly grin, "Lola Potter." The End
TBH, Harry is "a bitter, overweight incel living in an efficiency apartment in Guam" would have been a way better and more believable epilogue to the Deathly Hallows.
I'm tired of the "in order to be redeemed they need to die" it's old and overdone. I wanted Ben to live and atone for his sins throughout his life. Leia gave her life for her son and him dying a few minutes later just completely disregards that sacrifice.
Kylo Ren had to die, there was no way to end the series in this movie if he survived How would the rest of the rebels react to this guy being seen as a good guy? After all he did? Imagine if Hitler had lived, do you think he would ever be truly able to atone for his genocidal and mass murdering crimes or that anyone would trust him or even give him a chance Characters who do such terrible things can't simply be truly redeemed unless you have enough time on your hands to devote hours of screentime to that journey
@@chideraalexanderdex547 This is why making the character of Georgiou (former Terran Empress) the lead for a new TV series in the Star Trek universe is so dumb and tonally awful.
Good point and agreed. Ben did not have to die. Vader, Palpatine, Snoke, Phasma and all other evil character all died. Keeping Ben alive to Atone would have actually subverted our expectations. And could could have set him up for future story arcs in the franchise. Basically becoming the Sasuke of the star wars universe. I'll add this complaint to my 100+ complaint list with this trilogy.
Abrams’ obsession with the mystery box is one of the most frustrating things I have with his storytelling. He seems to put all of his effort into the planning and buildup but gives very thought to the actual content or solution.
@ I mean, if we're just going off the films then he either turned or abducted some of his students and butchered the others. And he never refutes that to Rey.
Avengers Endgame spends like 30+ minutes dealing with the characters grief? the grief of failing, the grief of not being there, the grief of who they've lost. And its the highest grossing movie ever, apparently, right? Blockbuster movie writing teams / directors / producers / editors / whatever going forward, you can have characters with arcs and emotions, its okay, really!
media loves to perpetuate sexual thoughts through subtle brainwashing hints and push agendas so we continue populating the planet t create drones for them to control and in anime thy love to do this since japan is so low on sexual activity...they think everyone is as horny as they are
They are hypocitical, they said Rey is a true Skywalker, because blood does not matter. But when it comes to Leia, she is a Skywalker, not an Organa, BecAuSe BLooD MatTerS.
Whats raid shadow legends? Only the biggest MMORPG of the decade! I mean check out these graphics, theyre insanse, only competed with big titled pc/console games graphics!!
I was a big fan of Rey being a Palpatine not because it made the most sense, but because it had the most story potential. How does her friends react. How does Luke and Leia respond. How does the Resistance choose to deal with her. How do Kylo Ren, General Hux, the First Order deal with that information. Do her friends and/or Resistance trust her less. Does the First Order see her as Palpatine's heir. Does Kylo Ren join forces with her, or gets pushed aside. Does Hux maybe use Rey to get rid of Kylo. If Kylo is exiled does he team up with the Resistance. Does she try to reform the First Order. Does the Resistance try to kill her. Does this revelation create a rift between Finn and Poe. The possibilities are endless. While her being a Kenobi, or Skywalker might help to explain her as a character, being a Palpatine would drive her story and that all felt squandered by this Trilogy. J.J. didn't have anything in the mystery box, nor did he know how to develop the concept which is why he puts nostalgia in place of story and Rian Johnson was too busy trying to subvert everyone's expectations he forgot to actually continue the story.
Honestly, she should have stayed a nobody. For a movie series that harped on the fact that Rey was powerful despite coming from nothing, they sure did like to hyper focus on her point of origins. The story would have been so much more powerful if she weren't related to anyone within the universe of notoriety. She would have been the embodiment of her now highly contradictory statement of "anyone can be a hero". Yes indeed, anyone born to a family of known powerful force users can be a hero.
@@SonicBadass All of this was already done though, so what difference would it make? This movie copied quite a bit from previous movies albeit executing them in a far worse manner.
bro it reminds me of sasuke literally cutting his ties with everyone wasting his life killing itachi leaning his truth and going to kill the elders at the leaf village only to say never mind when some old dudes he never knew tell him he shouldn't..smdh ...and he believes them....now if he talked with them after he an itachi met up again like they do to fight kabuto before he met the kages that change would feel more natural after itachi tells him some stuff and then the kages do but instead its backward ruining sasuke's arc forever for me cause his actions while in the leaf village make no sense
@@astonthomas6953 Kylo Ren: I've got a package for you. Palpatine: Leave it at reception. Kylo Ren: I was supposed to deliver this one personally. *pulls out lightsaber* Palpatine: I can give you everything. Kylo Ren: *runs out of bullets* Palpatine: Kill the girl. Kylo Ren: Lol ok. Palpatine: Cleanup on aisle 5!
@@DravicPL You could have gotten it in Episode 9 following Finn's arc in 8 about identifying with the resistance and fighting for a cause. Nothing Rian did kept something like that from happening, bud. Finn's arc in 8 put him in a position of near endless story potential in 9. Shame JJ did nothing with that, but that's on him.
uhm a lot of people have been saying that for a long time, its just that the average person is like really stupid and likes dumb flashy movies so he keeps making money anyway
@@TheSuperappelflap in 2008 he was the next Spielberg. Over the years people have started to see through it but it really tool the last 3 years or so to make people really see.
I've enjoyed the Star Trek films, but TFA and ROTS are riddled with ugh moments.. the characters are so surface-level. Rian Johnson took this setup and gave it depth, compassion (you started to understand Kylo's motivations, and Rey's as well), and layers of themes (self-sacrifice vs preservations, "good" vs "evil" vs "live for yourself", identity, the conflict of becoming a master / legend, guilt, depression, hope.. TLJ is perhaps the richest Star Wars movie in terms of themes, woven in a fabric of an invisible pattern you only see when you step back and look at from different angles.
I don't think he is a bad director, he can do great stuff, but I think he is a bad fit for for classic IPs like Star Wars in same same way Micheal Bay would be.
@@Colin-kh6kp I guess that was Abrams' reasoning. Also very late period Lucas. Especially calling them laser swords (when he himself invented them and they're clearly not laser).
“So if there’s one name in the Star Wars saga, that is actually synonymous with heroism, democracy, freedom, resistance and everything else that Rey values, it’s Organa not Skywalker.” YOooooooooooo... what a concept.
Which would also not make sense because there is no way they have that kind of relationship. Taking any name that is not her own is appropriation. Especially when there is no believable and natural relationship that either character would give their name to a stranger.
Especially since Leia never claimed the Skywalker name either. She never saw Darth Vader’s redemption, so to her, he’s still just the guy who tortured her and killed her parents.
@@marvelousTUD ... Are you going to ignore when Luke said to Leia they were siblings? Or really think that Luke never said what happened to her? After all this time?
Leia knows that Vader was redeemed, but she never SAW it. Vader never sacrificed himself for her, only for Luke. Leia might know on paper that Luke turned Vader good in the end, but her only firsthand interactions with Vader were extremely negative, and he did everything in his power to make her life a living hell (including kidnapping her boyfriend). Meanwhile she had a perfectly good set of adoptive parents (who Vader murdered) who loved and cherished her. So from Leia's perspective, the Skywalker name belongs to Luke and Luke alone. That's why she's General ORGANA, not Solo or Skywalker. So Rey burying Leia's lightsaber on a planet where Leia was enslaved and then taking the name of Leia's genocidal dad doesn't have that much dramatic heft.
REY: I’m Rey Random: Rey who Rey: Rey Skywalker Random: ah your related to darth Vader please don’t hurt me Rey: No my name supposed to bring hope Random: it doesn’t I’m sorry, what’s your real name Rey: Rey palpertine Random: u should just call yourself Rey
Random: u should just call yourself Rey. Also, you're alone aren't you? Rey: What of it? Random: That means your last name is Solo, and you kissed your half-brother. Rey: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Why are all the aliens humanoid? Why would a scrapper from some backwater planet understand Wookie? Why are twi'leks so hot? The aliens (and robots for that matter) in these movies are made to be very human so that we can understand, empathize, and relate to them better. Most (if not all) human cultures have a family name so that we can tell _which_ Bob is being talked about. So, aliens do too for the same reason.
@@ultrabigfella JJ: Sancuary, if one is to understand “the great mystery box” one must study all it's aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of Johnson or Trevorrow. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view ... of the nostalgia.
Okayso... I think the Chewie's Medal thing could have worked, if it was done right, in Force Awakens. A little while after Han dies, we have a emotional scene with Leia, going through some of his old stuff. Leia finds Han's medal. Cut to Chewie, on the bridge of the Falcon, in the captain's chair, in grief. Leia comes up behind him and says, "I found something. I think you should have it." She puts the medal on him, ceremonial like, then they hug and cry it out.
I wanted to say that it is pointless to give Chewie the medal in this trilogy. Because it was a fuck up that was contained in the original trilogy. No need to drag it out to other movies. Anyways, when I read your comnent I do have to agree. This is a nice way to call back to and fix this issue. You should write the next trilogy :)
It wouldn’t have at all! Hans death negates his entire arc: he has a son that grows up to be the next Darth Vader who revives the empire Han attempted to overthrow in his youth under leadership of the same emperor He doesn’t die in a way that maintains his development from the OT, nor does he have anything to do with Ben’s redemption (that hallucination doesn’t count). The prequel trilogy exists to basically compliment the OT while the sequel trilogy completely negates it. By trying to stick it back to George and the prequels the trilogy ruins the portion of the saga that everybody which is so appropriate given how the whole project just openly disses the creator of the franchise
Or even just accepting who she is and where she comes from and owning it. It's not like Skywalker is a completely sanitary household name. She could redeem her arc instead of co-opting another.
Juin Roet Her “becoming” a skywalker doesn’t even make sense. What is the message? Forget who you are and become someone else? Everything about the writing in this movie confuses me.
Sashane Lewis That, like many of things, could have been solved by working it in more over the previous movies. Have Leia talk about her adoptive father, Senator Organa, to reinforce the idea that you can find your own family. Have more people call her General Organa in the previous six hours, etc.
Zuko is one of the most famous well-done redemption arcs so it's no surprise. Three seasons were dedicated to it. I'm not even sure if there's anything else that comes that close.
It’s kind of a standout, because after two whole seasons of work, the writers were about to have him redeem himself-but they realized they STILL hadn’t done enough work to make it functional, so they made the authentic choice and took another half-season to do it right.
Sebastian Applewhite the first half happened so fast I actually can’t even remember scenes or dialogue other than small little flashes or frames. But I remember the Lighstaber duel. The Palpatine scene. The Star destroyers vs Resistance. All of the second half. I do however remember sitting there in the theatre and honestly thinking “Okay wtf is even happening this is way too fast and jumpy”
I heard somewhere, that in any action scene, if the transition between action beats is "and then" rather than "but" or "as a result" then you've screwed up badly. A beat should build on the previous action or put a twist on it. If not, it's not storytelling - it's just some stuff happening. In so many of JJ's movies, and especially his Star Wars movies, I feel like there's a lot of "and then" action.
The philosophy if from Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The Creators of South Park. Every episode's scene, has a consequence that builds the next scene, until a conclusion has been made. "But" and "Therefore" something happened, should be the main focus of story telling. Not "And Then" something happens.
@@LOLquendoTV "Star Wars Episode 62: And Then What Happened"is kind of charming. I guess because it's how a four year old describes a movie they really liked.
@@summertyme5748 Rian actually set up for a conclusion to the saga pretty well IMO. The fact that Rey was just a nobody and the force lives on in normal people everywhere gives hope that one day a new Jedi order will be formed. Most of the major problems the last jedi had were actually already set up in movie 7 due to magic box story telling and bad characterization of side characters that are going nowhere. Essentially, the series was doomed to fail from the beginning of the trilogy.
I honestly think part of the problem is the fans. I mean, the modern fan seems to want fundamental fan service to celebrate the originals and make them feel better. Last Jedi is a great movie, but it was hated by fans for that, while Force Awayks and Rise of Skywalker were just fan service stories copying the originals. They were wrong to give the third film to Abrams, who obviously went back to his vision when the original plan was "let's give each chapter to a different director who uses what others have done to continue the story". And it will be unpopular, but between a trilogy directed entirely by Abrams and one directed entirely by Johnson, I prefer the latter: at least they would be films and not Fanfiction / fan service collectors.
@Lost Soul I haven't seen The Mandalorian (so it can be cool, I don't doubt it), but everyone loved it for three reasons: 1) after they hated sequels they would love anything 2) is fanservice (I know of an appearance of the young Luke, same as the originals and devoid of any evolution that all the fans wanted from the sequels) and shows what the fans wanted without risk 3) it's fashionable, and when everyone likes something most people try hard to love it a priori without even having seen it all (a bit like Endgame or Episode 7: most of the nerds I know considered the movies "masterpieces "without even having seen them, only according to their expectations). then I repeat, I have not seen it, I do not doubt that it can be something really beautiful and that it deserves all the love it receives. I used this saga as an example, but the gist of my story is that fans (probably because most modern blockbusters are either part of a movie saga or are based on a hugely popular comic) don't seem to want to be amazed and surprised by a movie, but only that it meets their expectations and exalts the original product without trying anything new. And for what concerns Star Wars I would say it is the case: I do not know why but the fans seem to evaluate the films of this saga not as films, but as episodes of the macro saga. Many when I talk about the prequels say "it's true, they suck as a script, direction and interpretations, but they are important episodes!" I mean, what do I care? The film must be done well as a film, whether it is in line with the original or important to the story it doesn't give a damn (then it would have to be said that the prequels are also bad episodes, but forget it). I mean, some of the most important sequels in history (Aliens, Terminetor 2, Temple of Doom) are beautiful precisely because even if they twist the original they manage to be good movies. P.S: don't worry, I have expressed an opinion probably different from yours but I have a brain, like you who think differently from me. PPS: to answer your first question yes, the fault is definitely the fans since after the failure of Last Jedi with them, Disney abandoned the script for Episode 9 (which at least took its own paths and went on with the elements left from the previous movie) to bring Grandpa Palpatine back, put in the "big kinship reveal" that the fans wanted (despite making the protagonist a fanfiction character and ruining her story arc) and other purely Fanservice stuff. And in fact, if I'm not mistaken, many fans enjoyed this film precisely because it was what they wanted.
Yeah and the actor lookef nothing like original Khan, or dressed like him, or had the crazy hair, beads, great accent, campy Ricardo Montalban thing going on, that Benedict Cumberbatch Cumberbatch God bless him, could not pull off. So wierd in terms of casting.
They could have fixed that by making actually a deal out of it. Maybe have them research the eugenics wars and talk about Khan the war criminal before revealing John Harrison was actually that war criminal from 200 years ago... you know, how they actually did it in „Space Seed“.
I never really picked up on a gay relationship between those two characters. I think close relationships don’t lose out by not turning romantic. I actually thought Finn was into Ray and that was one of many disjointed and potential plots that didn’t go anywhere.
Indeed. I think people jumped the gun just because golly jee two male characters happen to have a close relationship. It couldn't possibly just be platonic. It absolutely has to have romantic undertones to it, or we'll just say the movie is homophobic. I honestly thought the "thing" he had to tell Rey was in regards to his feelings for her. That would have made sense, but that is yet another plot line we conveniently throw in the bin because Abrams can't be bothered to finish half the sub plots he writes.
The thing that irks people isn't that Finn and Poe weren't confirmed to like each other. What irks them is that TROS included new female love interests for both of them(Finn has had 3 so far and ends up with none of them) These are characters we have never seen before, which is bothersome. Finn and Poe could have had more scenes together where they open up to each other in a friendly, not necessarily romantic way. But scenes like that would have stirred up more interest for the pairing, which would be problematic for a studio intent on relegating gay relationships to 10 seconds or less.
@@selina3974 Honestly with the way Finn interacted with Rose, that's who he should have ended up with. Her character genuinely made him a better person. She urged him to better himself whereas the others were more or less window dressing. That's why I don't understand the backlash against Rose. It's blatantly stupid, and completely unnecessary. Poe always came off as a pilot playboy cliche, so gluing a romantic interest to him all of a sudden just felt awkward and forced.
@@MuShinnen I don't disagree with you. But not because I particularly enjoy the idea of Finn and Rose ending up together(though it would have made sense) I have no real strong feelings about that. What I do have strong feelings about is character consistency. Having Finn connect with Rose, Poe, and Rey is what makes sense for his character. So I'm not surprised when fans want to see him end up with any of those three. Introducing a new love interest for the sake of removing an established character is gross to me. All for what? Toys? Merch? Not a fan of that personally.
Like was mentioned in this video, the actors (especially Oscar) were really pulling for it and kept it in mind during their performances, despite Disney's strong No Homo reaction to people picking up on the vibes in TFA. I wasn't expecting it to be canon, although I would have been thrilled if it had, but even their platonic relationship didn't turn out to be satisfyingly close either.
My headcanon ending was encouraged by talking with other fans: Rise of Skywalker is Luke's fever dream after drinking too much and celebrating too much on Endor after the Death Star was defeated!
Mine is close: Luke wakes up on the medical frigate after his fight with Vader and the Disney trilogies were just a hallucination from the medical treatments
They should have been focusing on Luke Han and Leia It’s still their story and apparently they’re still fighting the same war as that of their youth within the same status quo and against the same main villain All they really do in this movie is die. It should have at least worked with how these characters grew but they just regress back to themselves in their youth or worse
Aah yes, Jar-Jar's master plan of masking himself as someone else in order to overthrow the emperor and become the sole ruler of the galaxy. This might just redeem the sequels.
1:51 - Personally, I HATE this kind of "dynamic camerawork." The "revolving camera" is one of the most nauseating techniques in modern film. I realize that it's use in this scene was, as you say, to make "boring dialogue interesting," but the reality is, this scene (as scripted) ISN'T EXCITING, so it shouldn't be artificially made to be. That's something Abrams (and a lot of modern directors) don't seem to understand -- not EVERY frame has to be this energetic sensory overload. On paper, the scene is "character A is telling these other characters they all need to go back to town." There is no context in which this could be action-packed; it's just a short dialogue scene where the characters (and the audience) are told where everyone is going next. _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ is considered an action film, but even Spielberg understood that not every scene should be break-neck pacing. Several scenes are paced slower, such as Marion's introduction, Indy's conversation with Belloq in Cairo, etc. Abrams uses the camera to "amp up action" because apparently he feels the script itself is insufficient to grip audiences. A similar scene occurs in the 2009 Trek, where Captain Pike and Kirk are sitting in a bar and Pike convinces Kirk to join Starfleet. Once more, on paper, this is a simple dialogue scene between two characters. They are sitting in at a table in a bar. There is no "action" in this scene, yet Abrams chooses to shoot the scene in handheld "shaky cam," as though we're having this conversation while under attack by Klingons. ' Abrams is NOTORIOUS for making mountains out of molehills with otherwise inconsequential scenes or shots. Yet another example is in _The Force Awakens,_ at the Resistance base just before the fighters launch. Poe walks past Finn and they exchange glances. Poe pats Finn on the shoulder and smiles, as if reassuring him that everything will be fine. Rather than shoot this short scene with the camera locked down, Abrams has the camera sweep by while keeping Finn in frame. WHY? Why is this scene being treated like a nail-biting action sequence??
Personally, I think that if Rey had kept the surname "Palpatine" the ending would have been much stronger, giving us the message that it's not about what happened in the past that dictates your character, but what you make of yourself
@@jojo_n_dat7325 To me they felt way more human. I prefer when sympathy for the character is on personal leve gained despite their flaws. In TFA they scream like us like us, they feel manufactured to pander to the most basic instincts. And when you look beyond the surface they are extremly unlikable. POE was a non character, plot armored smug flying aimbot, his Star Killer attack plan was retarded and should have relisticly got them all killed. Finn was a hypocrite, first POE was the one who killed his best friend in front of him, second he started killing Stormtroopers (kidnapped brainwashed kids) and going woooohooo, third theonly reason he didn't run away was his hots for Rey. Rey was cute and her introduction on Jakku was good but later turns into self insert for sw theme park ride.
While I would certainly agree with your description, I think the underlaying reasons for that diagnosis exceed the fact that JJ can't write or direct proper character scenes. Beyond that it seems clear to me that the status TLJ left the trilogy with more or less forced this kind of hyperactive story telling that didn't leave any time for characterisation; at least if u wanted, like JJ did, retract the steps TLJ had taken and shoot a classic 3rd part SW movie on which you just ran out of the villain.
Not to mention that their dialogue often feels forced and unnatural, with the characters phrasing things in a way that people would not really talk in a conversation, or using dialogue for the purpose of exposition, because that's easier to do than to reveal it through actions in context, and people discussing situations in the way that people really talk - often not finishing their sentences, or finishing each other's sentences, etc. Using naturalistic dialogue also is much more successful in building audience empathy with characters. If characters don't talk the way people really talk, it's much harder to relate to them. I'm not saying this was constant throughout the film but it definitely was an annoyingly obvious thing at some points during the movie. To give him some credit, it was certainly a minority of the time.
It's kinda obnoxious, but the more I think about it... Many people compared episode 9 with bad anime moments, like bullshit from dragon ball, naruto, etc.. So, it seems JJ is like one of these japanese writers who follows the most cliche and gimmicky approaches as possible. Thunder to the sky, rey crossing the lighsabers, space horses, "knights of ren, cool!", they can fly now, etc.. childish trash like that + hyperactive characters as you said. It's like the very worst of the youth japanese literature condensed into one disgusting individual. And he is earning millions with these movies, which proves how humanity is insane.
He is wrong. They are not plot, they are mystery boxes pretending to be plot. Plot would be the answer to why Luke Skywalker is gone.... The real answer actually was "doesnt matter"... so no thats not plot. Thats just directionless goblygoo... Print that on the T-shirt.
@@TheCultureCommentary Yes. It's the opposite: he has in his mind certain scenes he wants to shoot, and everything that happens is in service of those scenes. But there's no story... or, in other words, no "plot." No plot, just scenes.
Perfectly articulates why I can't stand Abrams. I didn't even realize myself what it was about his work that bothers me, I just knew that I'm bored and insulted by everything he makes.
@@Keithustus MOST (not all) Felicity was good and his ST first film was decent if nutty as hell with the retcon. But yeah he's hit or miss. I still love TFA but I do know its candy-good not genuinely good.
I really didn't liked the character of ZoriI. She doesn't add anything to the story and it feels that she is only there so that there is a possibility of making a spinoff with her and Poe.
she bought the space-horses for the pointless "ground-assault" though ... that got to count for something ... and a weird suggestive moment with Lando that could be interpreted *very* wrongly
I wouldn't have minded Zori if it didn't feel extremely apparent that Disney just put it there to convince us that Poe was straight. She and her entire planet sequence have so little impact on the overarching plot and actively worsen the movie by eating up so much of the runtime. The only lasting consequence is Poe and Zuri's relationship (and maybe Hux dying, but it was stupid and felt like an afterthought that they decided on like three hours before the deadline. Plus it could've been done in another way, easily, so I'm not counting it), and therefore feels like the main point of it. The fact that they actually hindered and to an extent crippled the plot and story just to give us this makes me really mad. They shouldn't have done it.
holy shit your point about grief in this movie is one of the huge things that bugged me. When chewie “died”, that was an emotional moment. Then they IMMEDIATELY undid it. Same with C3PO. Could’ve been really powerful moments, but they didn’t matter to anything
It wouldn’t salvage the outcome but it blows my mind that they cut out the scene of Luke mourning. At least Luke would come off as less of a sociopath feeling the consequences of his uncharacteristic rigidity It drives me nuts when people insist that Luke gathering the dice suffices: it doesn’t! Luke starts to mourn but is immediately disrupted by R2 and his whole mood does a 180. I’m like “do you give a fuck about anyone?!” He might as well have killed Vader in anger on the Death Star 2
I tend to love “boring” scenes where the characters talk about how they feel. I eat it up. I was rooting for redemption for Ben and his scene with Han was sad and great. You see his guilt and a little love for his father showing through. But then he says zero words as a redeemed Ben for the rest of the movie. I felt very cheated. So no words for Ben and then he dies. I never wanted a Vader end for him. Thanks to Adam Driver for putting all of the emotions in his face and body language. And I agree totally with the storyline Rose should have had! Would have been awesome. Screw the haters. The writers said they talked about splitting the last movie into 2 parts. They should have done that. So many things could have been better explained and worked through
if adam driver was worse as an actor (not even bad, just not as fucking great as he is) none of those kylo scenes wouldn't be good. I agree, i wish i could love that scene with han and ben because its so GOOD, damn, its well acted, Ben throws his saber away as he shouldve done in the first movie, you can see how he feels guilty... but its not deserved? He doesnt have a scene where we see Kylo actyally feeling bad, or growing up. He just... is sad and then dies, guess. honestly i both love Adam driver for giving us this performance and hate him for making me feel something that isnt deserved on screen
Kylo Ren murdered his father in a whiny I want to be evil moment. In front of his fathers best friend. Also from the audience perspective he killed his father who was one of the most beloved characters in sci fi history. There is no way you can redeem this character. If a writer thinks you can do this, then that person is an idiot.
Dirus then call me an idiot. I really don’t care. Yes Han is one of my favorite characters but I feel if someone truly wants to change and feels remorse then they should have that chance to atone. And I’m not even saying that he would be able to be accepted by the Resistance if he did live. He probably wouldn’t but he can still do good in the Galaxy. And kudos to Adam Driver for making me feel for Ben cuz I was pretty pissed he killed Han when I first saw it. So I get it. But I like to think that anyone can redeem themselves if they are truly genuine.
@@stargate533 It's not that he can't be redeemed; it's that he shouldn't be redeemed because it's too obviously predictable nostalgia bait for Return of the Jedi. And he especially shouldn't have gotten an unearned redemption like the one he received in this film.
Damian Patterson I think they just didn’t have enough time to show him earn redemption. I wish they had done the 2 parter they talked about early on in production. So I get what you’re saying. But I still saw potential for him to be redeemed. The Skywalker family has a tragic story and I was wanting to see a more hopeful end with Ben. Leia stood for hope and I wish there was more for her.
I disagree with the Ben Solo bit. Pretty much every scene he’s in, he’s shown to be VERY conflicted. You rarely ever believe he’s fully on the dark side. VERY different to Vader.
Yeah, but he's a boring school shooter that killed his dad and assisted in killing billions upon billions of people. He's just worse, less interesting Vader. Phasma should've been a more important villain, her entire backstory is about being a survivor and betraying anyone and everyone to survive.
Oh yeah, he went from being a whiny brat in the first movie to a real character in the second one to the best character in this one. The more surprising thing for me is that Rey went from annoying Mary Sue to really enjoyable to watch; and it wasn't even because she had a year to train to justify her strength. Her wishy washy attitude was never something I liked because she had NEVER done anything that proved she was evil at heart so her dark side seems forced to me, but her actual actions were a breath of fresh air. If force awakens was a 3/10 for star wars movies then last Jedi was a 6/10 and this was a 9/10.
The original idea behind Finn was that he was a Bounty Hunter and if this was the case the character would make way more sense. Now J.J. thought it would be cool and interesting if he was a Stormtrooper who defected, but being the shit story teller he is he doesn't realize you have to make that concept cool and interesting and instead just made Finn a Stormtrooper without changing much else.
@@Zett76 it's because the movies made it clear these new StormTroopers were kidnapped from birth & basically forced to be Troopers. So it makes no sense for Finn to start decimating them shortly after deciding he didn't want to kill the villagers. The Troopers would have been his literal life long friends.
When Rey thought she killed Chewbacca, that was my favourite part of the movie. Not because I'm a sadist or don't like him or whatever, but because it introduced real stakes and told us Rey is dangerously powerful. Then 5 minutes later Chewy is fine. Geez, what a way to evoke emotion.
There are rumors JJ did film Chewie AND Lando AND 3CPO getting killed. Apparently a test screening audience went nuts and JJ reshot things. Will do a video on this soon.
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 And therein lies what is, in my opinion, the biggest problem with TROS. Abrams is more concerned about pleasing fans than about telling a good story. Here's the thing about fans and audiences: if you ask them what they want, they will just ask for the same thing over and over with minor alterations. People claim they want originality but in reality they want the comfort of the familiar. That's why it's incumbent upon story-tellers to ignore that impulse and do what they think works. Great art isn't designed by committee, it's created by artists who want to share how they see the world.
I think the biggest problem with this film is that, because Rey's gone two entire films up to this point being a complete non-character, trying to make her into a protagonist at this point would just take way too much time. The only interesting thing they could have done with Rey was to take the time over this film or the last to turn her into a villain, and let Ben become the protagonist by the end of the film. Chewie dying, Dark Rey, and the Rey Palpatine reveal all leaned into this, which only succeeds in making this film extraordinarily frustrating because all of these turn out to lead to absolutely nothing.
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 That doesnt suprise me, also considering the target audience is for children.
@@Christopher_TG They got so much heat for telling people while they liked starwars. The biggest push was to give the fans what they wanted.
Rey: buries the Skywalker lightsabers in SAND
Anakin: Rolls in grave
Those are almost certainly gonna be found by scavengers before too long. I can't imagine they don't have a technology to discover metallic objects (especially ones with active energy sources) buried in sand on a planet that's pretty much entirely sand. Every single scavenger worth their salt will probably have some sort of metal detector. The Jawas will probably be the first to find them.
Wasnt Anakin's body burned? He became like sand lol I liked your post by the way
@@toddgarver5397 WELL if the Death Star survived maybe Anakin's body - won't go there LOL
This is an underrated comment, I laughed so hard
Force Ghost Anakin punching air right now
Rian Johnson: Your parents were nobody, you don't have to come from someplace important to be a Jedi.
J.J. Abrams: But your GRANDPARENTS...
haha underrated comment
So... why Palpatine wants to kill his own son ?
sad part is in the star wars universe you HAVE to be born special to have force powers
Who tf is Rey’s grandmother even
@@yudhiadhyatmikosiswono9082 Because his non-Force-sensitive son hid his Force-sensitive granddaughter from him when he wanted to make her his heir.
“I’m Rey.”
“Rey who?”
“Rey Sistance”
Rey smiles and winks at grimacing ghost Luke and Leia.
okay but this would honestly be the best thing ever.
Oh wow
And Darth Jar Jar clapped. Her cheeks.
Hahahahaha!
I'm Rey'dshadowledgends
-I'm Peter, by the way.
-Rey Skywalker.
-Oh, we're using our made up names.
This is a cool meme, have you thought of posting it on Reddit and using the templates?
@Doctor straing Strange
This isn't a meme per se, it's just a straight-up good joke.
@@RileyRivalle2 yeah, but it would do great as a meme I'm sure
@@Doctor_Straing_Strange I think he stole it from Mauler.
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 oh
The last scene would be so much better if she said:
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Just Rey"
Bart3kk I totally agree. After I watched the movie I kind of thought that should have happened instead.
Rey... So~lo.
Yep. That was the idea in TLJ.
But then... you couldn't have had the title be "Rise of Skywalker" to bait all of us fanboys
@@agahnim0196 I always thought of it as Ben Solo rising from Kylo Ren
Everybody gets upset about the last scene because she calls herself Rey Skywalker. I am really upset because there is an old woman on tattooine that just happens to walk by at the exact same moment that Rey was visiting the Owen's farm. - a deserted place in the middle of f*cing nowhere. Just so that Rey could say her name into the camera.
10,11,12
, I made the EXACT same comments to my gf on the way home after the movie.
Well I'll give JJ credit - if he had a cheap knock off of R2 and 3C come by instead I would have literally lost it and tracked him down and choked him to death. Sometimes Iger does good things and probably was like we can only afford an old woman for one day JJ. JJ: you corporate hacks!
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 You know I can go with you on this.
Great point !! So many examples of that and a big reason y most blockbuster are terrible. They need to craft scenes from scratch to setup their big reveal or whatever because the story always comes second. Big productions are mostly one liners and visual effects and the plot is just a mean to showcase them
When Kylo tells Rey "You are a Palpatine," it falls so so so flat to me. The reason this moment worked for Luke and Vader was because 1) Luke idolized his imagined father had known and hated Vader for over three years in universe for killing his father and his mentor and 2) because the audience had sat with the mystery of Luke's parentage and Vader's past for two years in the real world only to be thrown a huge and devastating plot twist. None of that happened with Rey. First of all, she had literally never met Palpatine or had any connection to him at all up until that point in her life so that revelation didn't really mean anything to her on a personal level, and secondly, the audience had been re-introduced to Palpatine as a presence in the saga only an hour ago and had no emotional connection to the relationship between him and Rey. I honestly cannot believe that JJ Abrams and Chris Terrio are paid storytellers, what a sad, sad missed opportunity
It is why the revelation "you are no one's daughter" was a real twist that affected both the character and the audience. Honestly at the cinema I didn't give a damn when "Rey Palpatine" appears, because, i mean, was so obvius.
It also worked in ESB because it was a genuine surprise.
It doesn't work as a plot twist in the new movies because everyone was expecting it the whole time.
Thing is, New Hope doesn't even set up Luke's and Vader's past as a mystery. It gives them a backstory and lets the story play out on the basis of the assumption that Luke believes that story.
Hence the genuine shock when, at the climax of the second movie, Vader drops the bomb that Obi-Wan lied to Luke, and the true story was something different from what Luke believed.
Doing it that way was effective because it doesn't just redefine Luke's relationship to Vader--it also implicitly changes his relationship with Obi-Wan, and his understanding of basically the entire situation he's a part of.
That doesn't happen with the "Rey Palpatine" twist, because there was no other backstory to begin with--just a big blank spot with a question mark blatantly signaling that there's going to be a big revelation about it long before the revelation happens.
So the ROS "big reveal" is actually a complete flop in terms of impact--it's not a real surprise (many people guessed it correctly before the movie even came out), and it doesn't really change anything about the rest of the story because the question was never anything more than a gap in the story from the start. Everything else happened despite Rey not knowing who her parents were (not because of something she believed about who they were), so it doesn't really even matter when she finds out.
It was lame, lazy, and boring.
I feel the same way about the Kylo redemption arc.
The story would be way better if Kylo just stayed evil and Rey had to kill him.
Why?
Because the "maybe someone can redeem him" plot thread was blatantly telegraphed from the very beginning of the first movie--and because it's the same fucking thing that happens in the old movies, just without the subtlety or skillful setup for it.
Luke redeeming Vader was cool because everything in the story up to that point made it seem like Vader was completely irredeemable, and only an idiot would even think of trying to convince him to switch sides.
Again--genuine surprise based on good setup that makes it actually surprising, vs. blatantly telegraphing that there's going to be some big surprise, and then being unoriginal enough to pick something that half the audience can already guess long before it happens.
@@macdeus2601 I completely agree with you. That's why I think Force Awakens is a bad opening for the trilogy: besides copying ANH without introducing the really new and interesting element to watch (and that's why it's loved by many fans, who just want a self-celebration of the old episodes and not something new), introduces the "television anticipation" system, in which to keep the audience glued he introduces elements that will be explained in the next installments (and yes, I have the same problem with MCU). The problem is that this system works when movies are released, but when someone looks at the trilogy as a whole it ruins the experience, making the movie dated. Furthermore, this approach irreparably damages future works, as fans will build their theories and if they are not satisfied they will hate the other films: has Abrams learned nothing from the flop of the conclusion of Lost?
Now, I don't want to say that you don't need to anticipate the surprise slightly: Hitchcock himself said that it is better to give small clues, so that the audience can guess and feel satisfied when the twist happens because they had already guessed it. But, in fact, let's talk about small clues: Abrams practically revealed immediately that Rey had an important relationship and that Ren would have redeemed himself. On the contrary, Rian Johnson uses little clues to make you guess that Snoke is going to die, like his words or the shaking lightsaber, but he doesn't spit it at you in the first few minutes screaming "hey, watch out Kylo will kill Snoke!"
And yes, JJ ruined the characters. He had already made them stupidly copies of the classics, making us understand at the first moment how the story of each one would end (Rey wins, Kylo redeems himself, etc ...), but luckily Rian Johnson had corrected the shot making Kylo a villain without possibility of redemption and changing the others a little (Poe is no longer a fake Han Solo but the leader of the rebels, for example, and Luke is no longer an optimistic master like Obi Wan but a cynical man who has regretted the biggest mistake of his life). And instead with this film everyone goes back to being copies of the others: but how bad is it that Poe was a smuggler like Han Solo? It's information that leads to nothing in the plot, doesn't add any new nuance to the character, and just makes it flat.
people had teorized that Rey would be a skywalker, palpatine or kenobi since the first FA trailer. But in reggard of the Rey Palpatine thing yeah if she asked "who?" after the reveal I would not have been surprised. Plus it doesnt make much sense that she believe Kylo, since in the last movie he said she was nobody.
I couldn't believe that her final line wasn't "just Rey" because I felt like that was what her whole arc had been building towards. Ugh I hated that scene
I felt like the only reason to say "Skywalker" is so the title would make sense....
@@marcblair3781 exactly my thoughts
@@marcblair3781 but Ben was the Skywalker.... Sure Han was a Solo, but god dammit Leia is a Skywalker. Ben has Skywalker blood. HE is the Skywalker.
Seriously, you could have gotten the same message across without her actually saying "Skywalker"
Considering the entire movie is one giant middle finger to Rian Melonhead, I would've been absolutely amazed if JJ had used Rian's line from TLJ.
Rey taking Skywalker as a last name is like me taking the last name of a professor I had for one semester.
you had for a few classes then dropped*
professor musashi?
The professor who treated you like shit for the first month, then disappeared and you stopped going, then came back for the last week and suddenly treats you great, tells you to treat others respectfully and suddenly you love them and decide to take their name
Well I don't get where all the praise comes from either..guess u guys haven't watched that many movies...it's probably because the bar has been lowered. We tend to get used to anything good or bad ..that's how the mind works..
If the first 2 episodes would have been better, then none would think that this movie is that good !
Because most people compare things and we are not used to use our imagination.
So yeah it makes it easier to enjoy Content that's the positive aspect of it, But it's also a "double edged blade " Especially whit companies that only care about making money, it's like : If they never invented a Ferrari..and the best Sport car in the world is some decently average model that can't go from 0 to 100km nearly as fast as the Ferrari . The majority of people would just say : yeah it's a great car ..bla bla bla .
Some would criticize it . But how many could come up whit the blue print of a better car in their own mind .
While accepting the existing car for what it is . Same thing without movies .
Most can either like it or criticize them .
But most people can't or rather won't make the mental effort to think of how it could have been better.
And that is why you see productive people that are not creative or particularly talented, occupying positions where they can create movies books etc .. it's quantity over quality .
It's like a creative inflation kinda like printing a lot of money that hardly has any value !
@@fitstar8871 huh?
The very idea of bringing back Palpatine from the dead, out of nowhere only at the end of the latest saga is bad writing and reeks of desperation!
Have to kill him with my head canon. After all, the head canon of a thousand fans is more powerful than an exploding death star.
I loved the idea of bringing back the Emperor. It was hinted in Last jedi anyway
@@Starglance While I actually enjoy the Emperor being back and it makes sense given how much that guy was into immortality, so his return would have been inevitable frankly. How was it hinted in the Last Jedi? I've watch that several times and there is no hint in there at all. Unless you are going to go with the Snoke being cloned from palpatine thing in which case, that is a weak hint at best.
Completely disagree, it made SO MUCH sense. He was the villain of the previous two and lierally set himself up for a comeback in episode 3 with the opera room speech.
I personally think ROTS justified itself completely.
It wasn''t out of nowhere either. Not only did episode 3 hint it, but there were hints in both TFA and TLJ, such as Rey's fighting style, Snoke's theme, Palpatine's theme playing when Snoke tortured Rey, Snoke having similar motives and dialogue as Palpatine. Plenty.
@@breakingthefourthwall4945 Um, you are taking some really circumstantial evidence and calling them hints.
First off, Rey's fighting style was a desperate use of a lightsaber which she hadn't even had the first clue how to use properly. So that is very weak and even some novice sword fighters do the same move when they are attempting to attack. And if you are talking about the Last Jedi fight, her style was nowhere near aggressive or similar to Palpatine's that was showcased in Episode 3.
Second, Snoke's theme and Palpatine's theme playing when he was torturing Rey. They have similarities but its generally used for the dark side, not just Palpatine.
Three, similar motives and dialogue can be applied to any dark sider across star wars both in legends and new canon. Using anger and the temptation for power makes sense when trying to convert someone. Also Snoke's main motive was to use Kylo because he was a unique blending of light and dark believing that he could have become the ultimate dark sider, finding interest in both rather than one over the other. Rey, was just more powerful and it makes sense that a dark side master would want to find the strongest apprentice they could to dominate and control.
A true hint would have probably been during the lightsaber vision; they could have shown Palpatine or his influence rather than the Skywalker history. Maybe Rey could have possessed some sort of relic or trinket that would have hinted to her connection to him. The way they have it now doesn't fit and makes the connection seem flimsy in comparison.
"it's just lucky that Adam Driver is such a good actor"... only good thing most people can genuinely agree on this hot mess.
Uh good at acting like he's constantly on the verge of tears maybe
Gotem
Poe right?
I heard he might play as Solid Snake in a movie.
All the actors were great. The writing and direction were completely disgusting.
Adam was great everything else......................................................................................................................................................................................
......nope 😡
@@totterdell Everything? Hell no. But I get what you mean.
Remember that scene where Luke had a one on one conversation with Darth Vader. They were on a walkway trying to convert each other one last time. Darth Vader is looking at Luke's lightsaber. Luke showed his good natured character by saying he still senses the good in Darth Vader.
Vader stays silent, looks at Luke, and says, "It is too late for me... son."
That was a fucking scene. Wasn't interrupted by some damn explosion or a cutaway scene to a space battle. Just a good fucking scene to further the story. Nothing fancy, just an intense moment between the good guy and bad guy, father and son.
That scene is so awesome. To me, along with Yoda’s training, it kind of defines what old school Star Wars was at the core.
But rarely do film directors and producers understand the relevance and value of the core structure. For most it is only the superficial that counts. The explosions, the battles, etc. All of that is meaningless without motivations, without emotions and consequences.
To those people Star Wars was just “space wizards with laser swords”, just like The Matrix was “stupid kung action with beautiful CGI” or The Lord of the Rings was just “sword fights and crazy creatures in the middle of cheap love triangles”.
I mean I'm 15 and didn't grew up with the OG Star Wars Movie, but damn the old movies make me feel nostalgic. Also Rouge One is the best new Star Wars movie, change my mind
That scene alone adds more emotional weight to Return of the Jedi than all of the nostalgia they crammed into Rise of Skywalker.
@@_Rndom Yeah, but you're also not an idiot. Rogue one is good, it's not without its faults, but you're not wrong, it's the best of the Disney Wars movies. What's sad is they could have done some great things, but didn't have a plan to actually execute.
Exactly. Star Wars is a drama first where the action is used thoughtfully to move the plot mostly (yes there were still scenes in the OT to move toys, still enjoyable)
I think if her parents left her because they were AFRAID of her, that would have had more of an impact
Funnily enough, I once read that in an Episode 9 fan script.
That would have been a good idea
That seems more of a meta commentary on how OP the character is than a legit story point to me.
Exactly there are so many more scenarios that would have been more interesting than the one they went with
Reminds me of an X-Men related film.
Poor Oscar, he knew that the phrases like "they fly now" and "somehow Palpatine has returned" made no sense according to the lore.
Yeah saw interviews where he looked just so done with this movie XD And his character Poe was my fav character.
You could tell he was phoning it in....
Esp his response to 'I'm the spy'
Palpatine returns in legends also dumbass fake fan boy pretending to know shit. If you haven't paid attention to the Eu then fuck off and shut up.
@@deweydugger8201 But many acknowledged that Palpatine coming back was stupid. That and SW Legends aren't canon. They have no real weight compared to the movies. Essentially fan interpretations that can be ignored.
But JJ makes it real because he AND Rian dug themselves a hole and lazily tried to get out of it in the laziest way possible that undermines the struggles of the OT and PT characters that people care about.
the 'they fly now' line is a causality of the Marvel-ization of all Disney owned franchises. The 'Palpatine has returned' line reeks of Abrams mystery box-ism
"There is a traitor" Cut
Hux the only named first order character: "I am the Traitor" Cut
"I found the traitor" Hux gets killed Cut
the fact that this was a 1 minute story arc made be pause the movie just to reflect on how comedic-ly bad it is.
God forbid there’s any actual tension
Especially since it's none sensical, so you are telling me the guy that had the nazi like speech in SW7 and was the most active villain in SW7 and 8 suddenly is a treator ? What the Fuck ?
Every single character was butchered in this trilogy in one way or another (or usually many ways). Hux was just one of many victims of bad writing and awful character development.
@nesoukkefka1741 right? Even if Hux would have killed Palpatine and redeemed Kylo with a kiss, it wouldn't excuse that he ordered the execution of dozens of billions of people, when Starkiller Base did that whole shotgun blast to the galaxy thing.
No moment to mourn Ben's death at all, he dies and like 2 seconds later the resistance is celebrating it isn't given a moment to breath and that's how I feel the movie is as a whole
Even Darth Vader's death was more impactful and more time to breathe
I said the exact same thing, there is absolutely zero time to breath in the movie, like when Leia days it's a really said moment but it just moves right past it cause he smashed so much in one movie
Ryan Herrmann yep just “go go go go go go gogogogogogogogo gooooooooo!”
There’s no time in this film for anything. Everything is so damn rushed that the already pathetic writing just feels even worse.
Exactly, like he said in the video, if we'd discovered Chewie was alive at the same time as Rey it would have had so much more impact rather than revealing it 2 minutes after it happens without leaving any time for it to sink in. The whole movie was a mess.
“Hey Chewie, most of your close friends are dead. Here’s a medal.”
“Hey Chewie, here's a medal I robbed from one of their corpses.”
hahaha wait until you find out about the military
@@jennlam319 Dude that was dark...very real but still dark.
Wasn’t that Han’s medal they gave Chewbacca that Leia was holding as she passed away?
@@leonardchilcoat3266 Yes, which makes this complaint very dumb imo
It's funny how this trilogy tries to talk about "finding your own identity" while totally failing at doing that on a meta level. Thank you for the video !
Matthieu Fouchier And it’s ironic because ultimately in the end she STEALS someone else’s identity
Agreed 100% with you.
@@patgilroy7627 or creates her own?
Shining Reflection she doesn’t. She embodied the Skywalker identity, which is technically okay, but after three movies of constant “it doesn’t matter who you are, as long as you are true to yourself” or whatever...seeing her just give up on being her own person and stop obsessing over other people was an immense let down in the story. Basically it told me the only people that matter in the universe are the Skywalkers. Which is ridiculous. I understand the logic behind it, she loved Leia... and Luke...I guess. But I would have preferred her to have ended with “Just Rey”, harking back to that scene with the festival, showing she truly owns her own identity now. That would have been a better tribute to Luke and Leia’s teachings.
It is 100% hypocritical.
Just like Rey saying she's a Jedi, after the entire movie and her training up until that point was spent saying the Jedi were fundamentally wrong in what they stood for and that they needed end with him.
Like Han Solo spending Years believing his son was unsavable, but had to be convinced to try and save him, which ultimately only proved that he was right at the time.
Snoke and Kylo were terrified of Luke joining the Resistance, yet Luke was so far removed from the force, that using it to make a projection was enough to kill him.
The qhole damn Trilogy spent its entire runtime saying stuff while doing the Complete opposite, full stop.
"I'm Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey Ban," and she slips on the shades
Rey'd shadow legends
ReyBans
Then the song from CSI Miami plays.
There can be Only Wan Kenobi
These puns are wonderful.
Oh my god JJ is the living embodiment of Raymond Chandler's maxim "When in doubt have a man come through a door with a gun in his hand" but just like, all the time. Every door, always a man with a gun.
oh no
Lol. JJ Abrams sees your door and kicks it down. He don't need doors. Men with guns will spontaneously appear from the ether.
he writes films like Michael Scott does improv
No wonder his movies are so dubious.
It reminded me of Aquaman, which used this to a hilarious effect.
"I'am Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey Rey Binks."
Directed by Jar Jar Abrams
Underrated
This is my favorite Rey Who joke
FartingFatso69 Listen. I think you don’t understand film if you think jar jar is bad. He is by far the best Star Wars character.
@FartingFatso69 … where were YOU? People have been calling him that ever since the force awakens...
@@battybuddy Maybe he's a new fan.
Palpatine is re-introduced, after his death, in the movie's opening crawl.
How do you introduce the film's antagonist, off screen and out of the blue?
How?
How, How, HOW!!!!
You introduce him in the Trailers frist and then in the opening crawl , with 0 foreshadowing in the movies before..Later on you claim to have been planing this since the beginning :D good old JJ
Because tie-in book/comic money incoming?
"EMPEROR PALPATINE is talking shit on the radio in FORTNITE!!"
how did the first order took over the galaxy in between movies when they lost their only weapon and the republic is way more than 5 planets?
Apparently he made a big force broadcast or some shit? It’s so stupid. Why in the hell would he announce to the whole galaxy that he’s alive? Especially when most of the people in the galaxy probably don’t know who he is or just don’t care. It’s the classic villain explains his whole plan for no reason thing. Palpetines plan is super confusing and un-motivated as well. In the beginning he wants kylo to kill Rey and join him, but by the end he needs Rey to be a vessel for his dark side mind or whatever. And then they just forget about that too and say he doesn’t need a vessel he just needs to suck the life out of kylo and rey, and then he’s just killed by Rey despite the fact that they set up that he can just die and come back with little to no consequences. What a great conclusion to a very confused and convoluted movie
How much more powerful would a Kylo redemption be if he spends two acts hunting Leia...and only finds her grave?
Dude! I love this idea.
This would have been heartbreaking! I loved his scene with Han (all of Ben's scenes are good because Adam Driver gives his all), but Ben's love for his mother is very important and his arc suffered with Carrie's death.
That hurt so much to read, holy crap.
Getting better story arc suggestions from a random person in UA-cam comments than from the ROTS writing team who was literally paid to do it ...
@@Jorah123456789 ROTS( Revenge of the Sith) ? Idk about you but it was a good movie with lore too.
When I watched it I felt like I was playing a video game. You have to go here to unlock this to then find out where this is and then go there. Fight some bad guys and find something which then sends us somewhere else.
A Moose That Rants this is literally exactly what I said whilst I was watching it. Would have made the story actually better cause it would have been as rushed
Just a bunch of fetch quests
Definitely! To me it was even like watching a speed run of a video game. "We have to go to this place... Here we are... Bad guys!... We found the thing but now we have to go to this other place... Here we are..."
It was like watching a shonen jump anime. Where only the (op) main character does anything, a lot of exposition from side characters, each episode visits a new town, and it has nothing to do with the actual story. Bonus for all of the "characters of the day" show up at the final battle
There are video games out there with better plots
He gave Chewie a medal like that mattered after all his friends died
I really hate that Palpatine's return is explained with a meme
@@aMoodyHipster
I really hated palpatine's return, full stop
What if it was Han's medal? Though that just begs the question how Maz had it.
Brandon Dinh Rian killed the villain and I don’t have one so - make up nonsense reason and bring back the original one.
@@zakpakwin The same way she got Luke's lightsaber.
Headcanon ending: After Luke brings Vader back to the light side, Vader kills the Emperor, redeeming himself and bringing balance to the force. The end.
Because regicide to save one's own son completely absolves someone of past genocide, torture, and the mass murder of children, among other atrocities? Sure...
@@JamesSerapio What more is Vader supposed to do, he literally gave everything he had to rid the galaxy of a tyrant, its the most he could do. I don't think redemption is fixing your mistakes, because you can't fix most things, let alone stuff like murder. Its about acknowledging mistakes and trying to be a better person.
@@JamesSerapio It was about him finally getting fed up of being evil and following palpatine and finally doing the right thing, he becomes a completely new person from what he was before and would never do what he did as Vader again, of course it doesn't change what he did and that is why redemption arcs tend to end in death, is about the characters changing , truly changing, not about the others forgiving them or even the audience sometimes, he may have had a change of hearth but his deeds are there and people is not going to just forget, a heroic sacrifice for a life of evil is more symbolic that Vader killing the emperor and then going back to be imprisoned for life or executed or running away or just not facing any consequence whatsoever
@@JamesSerapio Same thing can be said about Kylo Ren, which only shows how much rehash of originals this new trilogy is.
@@JamesSerapio Maybe this is his way of saying the sequel trilogy should never have happened.
I love how JJ spent the whole final movie of the series backpedaling on what the movie that came right before it did. It doesn't matter whether you or he liked it or not; to make a good story, you need to be able to roll with the punches. And JJ clearly couldn't. So he brought back the same villain from the last two trilogies with zero introduction and shoehorned him into the plot where he didn't belong, he made a point to undo everything the last movie had done, despite it's importance to the overall consistency of the plot and in the process severely undermining the point and themes of the trilogy in the first place and generally wrecking the way that Kylo and Rey mirror each other (specifically in terms of their pasts and families and how it impacts their characters and their futures). Dammit, JJ, if you had just used a little more self restraint in terms of "Nuke Everything I Don't Like" this could have been a good (well, good *ish,* since it'd still be emotionless and horribly paced) movie. Ugh.
I think that's kind of hilarious since that's exactly what Rian Johnson did. It's like they were competing to show who is the most important by not acknowledging the other filmmaker.
@@disparateconnections6776 I think Rian at least didn’t retcon TFA and instead took it in a completely different direction than what JJ had originally planned (Which was probably more nostalgia bait lets be real here)
@@thanatoast I can understand TFA to be a nostalgia bonanza to reenergize the base, but after that, you need to come up with new material and not rehash old stuff.
@@disparateconnections6776 TFA started ruining the lore established in the previous movies, Rian did the same but better
@@adityabhalekar3506 you mean he Ruined it better
"I'm Rey."
"Rey who?"
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This got a damn good chuckle from me
Close, it should be Reyd
read this in the quartering voice
😂
Best one
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Reykjavik, Capital of Iceland.”
Nah she's Rey shadow legends
“I’m Rey.”
“Rey who?”
“REY MYSTERIO”
*does the 619 and pins her*
Booyaka 619
Booyaka booyaka
2 likes off from 619 lol
Nah more like I'm Rey
Rey Who
Rey Wick
Better than the whole sequel thing combined.
The last scene looks heartwarming until you realize that that old lady knows where Rey buried the lightsabers and now she has to kill her.
The only way this works is if this whole story takes place in alternate universe in which Luke killed Vader in anger on Death Star 2, preventing from redemption and preventing Luke from maturing.
Honestly Palpatine may have possessed Rey: I mean he knows how Anakin hated sand and he’d have to know how Luke lost his aunt and uncle on this planet (under his leadership)
When Kylo Ren got out of the ship and was running to save Rey, his outfit made me think we just missed a whole episode of Ben Alone.
Solo, you mean solo
Well considering he made the entire trip in a non-hyperdrive equiped Tie-Fighter there is clearly some time bending scenanigans involved for him to be there.
Pretty sure first order TIEs have hyperdrives, and that such was established back in TFA
@@davidlfort But it is not a order Tie fighter. You can see it in the background as Kylo is running for the temple, sitting next to Rey's X-Wing and it is a regular old Tie fighter from the original trilogy, likely one he found in the wreckage of the Death Star. The very same model established in, I think it is episode 4, to not have hyperdrives.
@@TheTriforceDragon i think one of the main theories going around right now is that kylo ren took either an inquisitor's or an imperial guard's tie, both of which would have hyperdrives (well, the imperial guard one isn't confirmed, but an inquisitor tie definitely has a hyperdrive)
Finn (for the 3rd time): REY!! Why are you going alone??
Rey: For plot reasons, don't have time to explain.
thank you, I was frustrated so much with the characters decisions in this movie
Rey: A good question, for another time.
Because I'm a strong female character and don't need no man. So that is why Im going to take a man's name when I'm done.
That just made me think of Rey as a shitty character and friend
This was my biggest frustration probably and added to the lack of actual scenes. She jsut kept running off like an idiot.
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who”
“Don’t have a last name, Just Rey”
“REY SOLO!”
That was what i was hoping!! so much sense... her first father figure, her first call to action and refuse in the monomyth ... her loved one and conection.. can't belive they missed that
True, but I was meaning for the tatooinian to say that line (like in the Solo movie)
Actually her real name in the ending is Rey Solo-Skywalker.
Because she is in everything but name the adoptive daugher of Han Solo and Leia Skywalker.
And she have been treated like Leias daughter since the second they met in The Force Awakens even having Leia ignore Chewbacca after the death of Han Solo because hugging Rey she didnt knew and had never met was that much more important to JJ Abrams and Disney.
@@TheCultureCommentary
Leia Organa never shared the Skywalker last name.
If that's you headcanon her title will be: Rey Organa Solo Palpatine.
Wrong... Its clear she told Rey that Luke Skywalker was her brother before the third Disney movie because Lukes force ghost on Ahch-to directly told Rey his SISTER left something for her and she off course never asked him who that was or showed any surprise. Rey responded "LEIAS LIGHTSABER" clearly disproving the claim you just made. She knew Luke and Leia were sister and brother She knew Leia and Han Solo were the parents of Ben Solo.. Hence she knew Ben Solos real identity as Ben Solo Skywalker the sister-son to Luke Skywalker and son to Leia Skywalker and adoptive brother to herself in everything but name as all she ever did around Leia from the first second they met in The Force Awakens was acting like wanting to be her daughter and share hugs and intimate moments for absolutely no reason at all.
All of the alternatives for "Rey Skywalker" I've seen in this comment section are better than the original
Including rey coronavirus?
@@motor4X4kombat yeah
My favorite so far is Rey Sistance.
Maybe also Rey Swan (Watch Once upon a time to get that reference)
Her name is Rey-D Shadow-Legends, the award winning free to play game that all the cool young people are playing these days.
My biggest problem is with the film is that none of the characters make choices and they just kind of stumble into convenient things.
Um, Kylo Ren makes a choice to turn back to the light. Rey makes a choice to reject her lineage and become someone else instead of a nobody, or the pawn of Palpatine, Finn makes the choice to fight for something instead of running away... but no, some fan-wankers didn't get their fan-fic or theory put into the movie so the whole thing sucks
@@Rodshark75 I would classify those choices as just more plot, instead of what the OP meant by "choices" - specific decisions motivated by circumstance and who the characters are as people, that have lasting consequences. The vid mentions Rey blowing up the ship that supposedly had Chewy on it. This scene had no real impact on anything - it didn't tangibly affect anyone's behavior after, and Chewy didn't really die because, conveniently, he was on another ship.
Rodshark75 Everything you said was foreshadowed hard asl in the previous movies of this trilogy and Finn was fighting for Rey for the most of it he even put the whole galaxy in jeopardy because of her
I mean, that's not necessarily a bad thing, per se. You can get a lot of great character development and insight by seeing how they react, and try to respond to, being swept up in events they can't control.
But, of course, it's on par with the Sequels Trilogy to completely mess that up.
That Chewie moment... They got me to believe for a second that anything could happen and that is very powerful, and they took it away almost immediately. What a waste.
It was the opposite of a Game of Thrones moment......until season 6 when they brought Jon Snow back and then I knew everyone was gonna be safe.
Am I the only one that knew he wasn't dead? Because you can actually see two transport ships when Chewie is being marched onto one of the ships.
@@Ngamotu83 On the one hand, killing off Chewie at this point made sense because he's been fucking useless throughout this entire trilogy and we're wrapping this shit up anyway. On the other hand, he can be recast in every other movie, forever so that's some walking hairy fan service free for KK and her cronies to reach for the next time they push out a SW movie they have no idea for.
Keinish79 they did the same with C-3PO... Total waste of my time if you're just gonna "bring them back"
Michael Gibb your not alone! My friend and I thought he was gone for .5 seconds until we saw the second transport... It wasn't subtle at all but I can understand why people would miss that
I didn't like the Finn and Rose romance.... However, she deserved a freaking character arc in TROS! I feel so bad with how her character was portrayed AND ashamed that the hate for this character bled into reality. The actress did not deserve the hate 😞
I still think Rose was a very bad and unlikable character, but I do agree she did not deserve to get harassed
The (mostly racist let’s be real) hate she got *should not* have affected her role and character in film, it just justifies the haters, like geez when are Disney and directors going to grow balls ?
LPS love and game Only when the sky starts falling will Disney take responsibility ☹️
the actress didn't get the hate, it was the shitty character she played. People hated Rose, not Kelly. No matter how many BS excuses the media pulls out of its ass to pretend that she left social media because she was "bullied" when she wasn't, her god-awful character was called out yes but thats all ppl hated, her character. Not the actress
@@GenericUsername-qp1ww that’s not true. She was harassed because of who she played. The problem was that some people blamed the harassment on the entire fanbase.
I liked Jenny Nicholson's idea of having Rey's parents leave for whatever reason, then young Rey reaches out and accidentally blows the ship up with force lightning. It would be such a good reveal for Kylo Ren to lure her to the dark side with.
I would have loved it if Rey just said 'I'm just Rey' Or tripled down and said she was Rey Palpatine. You can't change who you are, but it doesn't define you.
Nyargin Smargin "I'm Rey Skywalker" justified the use of the title The Rise of Skywalker. Like the video says, it means nothing to the character, it's all for the audience
@@VonJay which is why it sucks
@@VonJay why is the movie named rise of skywalker anyway...
@@262fabi Imagine the title of the last movie in the trilogy :Star Wars: Palpatine rises.
The Potter Saga...by JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson
Thirty years after the Deathly Hallows, Harry Potter has gone into hiding after Ron and Hermione's emo son Hugo went bananas and burned down Hogwart's, killing all the students and teachers. Ron and Hermione get divorced after that, because reasons.
Meanwhile, in the Muggle world, some orphan girl (let's call her Lola) turns out to be the most powerful wizard ever known, far eclipsing the abilities of any spell caster who has ever lived, even capable of summoning heretofore unknown magic.
She's the best broomstick pilot, can brew the most potent potions, and can use this wand she found in a dumpster to perform miraculous feats, all without the benefit of any training whatsoever. (If there were any wizards left, she'd be the best Quidditch player, too).
Turns out, the wand she found once belonged to some guy named Harry Potter, who used to be a so-and-so back in the day. After a series of pointless adventures with forgettable friends (with whom she barely interacts), and after some fun but also pointless cameos with various characters from the original books, such as Hagrid and Dobby, she sets off to find Harry Potter.
Meanwhile, Hugo stabs Ron to death with his wand and tries to kill Hermione (who is saved only by her ability to fly through outer space).
Lola ultimately finds Harry living in an efficiency apartment in Guam, where he has become a bitter, overweight incel sucking down Mountain Dew and grousing that magic is bullshit. Lola convinces Harry to teach her some spells, but he soon realizes that she's way more powerful than him and boots her out because he can't handle strong women.
Lola meets up with Hugo, who tortures her and calls her a slut. She can't resist him, though, and secretly longs to be his girlfriend. In Guam, Harry drops dead of arteriosclerosis, but not before Skyping Hugo and telling him to kiss his wizard ass.
In the last chapter, it turns out Voldemort isn't dead after all. He had a secret horcrux and has been hiding out this whole time, putting backwards messages in all of Hugo's My Chemical Romance records, which slowly drove him insane. Lola decides to kill Voldemort, and convinces Hugo to help her.
But wait!! Turns out Voldemort is actually her grandfather, and he needs to suck out Lola's and Hugo's life force to regain his physical form. Voldemort tries, killing Hugo in the process, but all the past generations of Hogwart's wizards show up and tell Lola how awesome she is, so then she kills Voldemort by shoving TWO wands up his keester.
Afterward, Lola returns to Harry's cherished boyhood home on Privet Drive in Little Whinging, and buries Harry's wand in the front yard. While admiring the cozy facade, some rando muggle in the street wanders up and asks her name.
"Lola..." she replies with a sly grin, "Lola Potter."
The End
ha nice
this was good...made me laugh out loud. I like the Skype Kylo to kiss my ass part
Damn....you really did that, and it's 100% what happened here
Not too far off, Voldemort does have a daughter 🙄
TBH, Harry is "a bitter, overweight incel living in an efficiency apartment in Guam" would have been a way better and more believable epilogue to the Deathly Hallows.
I'm tired of the "in order to be redeemed they need to die" it's old and overdone. I wanted Ben to live and atone for his sins throughout his life. Leia gave her life for her son and him dying a few minutes later just completely disregards that sacrifice.
SillySulli not only overdone, it’s a cop out in this movie. It felt like he JJ knew he couldn’t handle a true redemption story.
Kylo Ren had to die, there was no way to end the series in this movie if he survived
How would the rest of the rebels react to this guy being seen as a good guy? After all he did?
Imagine if Hitler had lived, do you think he would ever be truly able to atone for his genocidal and mass murdering crimes or that anyone would trust him or even give him a chance
Characters who do such terrible things can't simply be truly redeemed unless you have enough time on your hands to devote hours of screentime to that journey
@@chideraalexanderdex547 This is why making the character of Georgiou (former Terran Empress) the lead for a new TV series in the Star Trek universe is so dumb and tonally awful.
Good point and agreed. Ben did not have to die. Vader, Palpatine, Snoke, Phasma and all other evil character all died. Keeping Ben alive to Atone would have actually subverted our expectations. And could could have set him up for future story arcs in the franchise. Basically becoming the Sasuke of the star wars universe. I'll add this complaint to my 100+ complaint list with this trilogy.
And then he starts making out with Rey for no reason. Ugh....
“We know that he’s the equivalent to a school shooter in this universe”
I almost spit out the cheerios I was eating😭
69 likes. Nice
Abrams’ obsession with the mystery box is one of the most frustrating things I have with his storytelling.
He seems to put all of his effort into the planning and buildup but gives very thought to the actual content or solution.
I mean he admitted himself that he's bad at endings.
I think the rabbit finally got out of the hat and everybody saw the hackfraud as if for the first time, but it was long cooking, since at least Lost.
THE WORST PART... or rather... HIS WORST CRIME... Was to make people think TLJ and Rian Johnson was/is any good... That's the worst. F U JJ!!!
@@Lksz-l9k that's because The Last Jedi is the best movie of the sequel trilogy, and sits amongst the best of the whole saga.
nunouno001 I feel bad for his wife.... if u know what I’m sayin ! Lololol
17:30 Kylo being described as "infinitely more villainous than Vader."
I know some younglings who would disagree.
I think Sage specified "in the context of the OT". There was a lot of "yikes" when the younglings thing happened.
Didn’t Kylo burn down a temple full of younglings?
@@jaydun6106 it's retconned in a comic. Which is unfortunately... not enough when it's never brought up in the films.
We didn't see his life before the films in detail. There might be some youngling deaths in there.
@ I mean, if we're just going off the films then he either turned or abducted some of his students and butchered the others. And he never refutes that to Rey.
“Grief is super easy, barely an inconvenience.” -JJ Abrams movies
Feeling grief is tight!
@@rainbowbabyblog5995 Wow wow wow!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Ryan George references everywhere lol
Avengers Endgame spends like 30+ minutes dealing with the characters grief? the grief of failing, the grief of not being there, the grief of who they've lost. And its the highest grossing movie ever, apparently, right? Blockbuster movie writing teams / directors / producers / editors / whatever going forward, you can have characters with arcs and emotions, its okay, really!
Half the comments- Boys can be friends without being lovers
The other half- Rey who?
REYD SHADOW LEGENDS
media loves to perpetuate sexual thoughts through subtle brainwashing hints and push agendas so we continue populating the planet t create drones for them to control and in anime thy love to do this since japan is so low on sexual activity...they think everyone is as horny as they are
Oh my gosh thank you for acknowledging Leia’s actual last name. I’m so sick of people acting like the Organa family is nothing.
They are hypocitical, they said Rey is a true Skywalker, because blood does not matter. But when it comes to Leia, she is a Skywalker, not an Organa, BecAuSe BLooD MatTerS.
"I'm Rey."
"Rey who?"
"REYD SHADOW LEGENDS"
Stolen
Nice stolen joke
Whats raid shadow legends? Only the biggest MMORPG of the decade! I mean check out these graphics, theyre insanse, only competed with big titled pc/console games graphics!!
OH NO! THE MOST MURDEROUS SPONSOR OF 2019 IS BACK FOR REVENGE!
River if you look at the post time this guy actually posted before the other one
Finally "Rey is a Palpatine" and "Rey is a Skywalker" theories became true in the worst way posible.
I was a big fan of Rey being a Palpatine not because it made the most sense, but because it had the most story potential. How does her friends react. How does Luke and Leia respond. How does the Resistance choose to deal with her. How do Kylo Ren, General Hux, the First Order deal with that information. Do her friends and/or Resistance trust her less. Does the First Order see her as Palpatine's heir. Does Kylo Ren join forces with her, or gets pushed aside. Does Hux maybe use Rey to get rid of Kylo. If Kylo is exiled does he team up with the Resistance. Does she try to reform the First Order. Does the Resistance try to kill her. Does this revelation create a rift between Finn and Poe. The possibilities are endless.
While her being a Kenobi, or Skywalker might help to explain her as a character, being a Palpatine would drive her story and that all felt squandered by this Trilogy. J.J. didn't have anything in the mystery box, nor did he know how to develop the concept which is why he puts nostalgia in place of story and Rian Johnson was too busy trying to subvert everyone's expectations he forgot to actually continue the story.
@@ShamanMcLamie Right?! Both directors had good ideas there, they just messed up their own concepts.
Honestly, she should have stayed a nobody. For a movie series that harped on the fact that Rey was powerful despite coming from nothing, they sure did like to hyper focus on her point of origins. The story would have been so much more powerful if she weren't related to anyone within the universe of notoriety. She would have been the embodiment of her now highly contradictory statement of "anyone can be a hero". Yes indeed, anyone born to a family of known powerful force users can be a hero.
@@MuShinnen That was already done with Anakin.
@@SonicBadass All of this was already done though, so what difference would it make? This movie copied quite a bit from previous movies albeit executing them in a far worse manner.
Kylo Ren: I've traveled all the way here to kill you, old man!
Palpatine: But don't.
Kylo Ren: Okay.
Sounds like the beginning of Threat Level Midnight 😂
bro it reminds me of sasuke literally cutting his ties with everyone wasting his life killing itachi leaning his truth and going to kill the elders at the leaf village only to say never mind when some old dudes he never knew tell him he shouldn't..smdh ...and he believes them....now if he talked with them after he an itachi met up again like they do to fight kabuto before he met the kages that change would feel more natural after itachi tells him some stuff and then the kages do but instead its backward ruining sasuke's arc forever for me cause his actions while in the leaf village make no sense
The supreme leader is.. not so supreme anymore.
@@astonthomas6953 Kylo Ren: I've got a package for you.
Palpatine: Leave it at reception.
Kylo Ren: I was supposed to deliver this one personally. *pulls out lightsaber*
Palpatine: I can give you everything.
Kylo Ren: *runs out of bullets*
Palpatine: Kill the girl.
Kylo Ren: Lol ok.
Palpatine: Cleanup on aisle 5!
Finn: "REY! REY! REY! REY! REY!"
Rey: *ignores him*
Finn: *sigh* "Rey Skywalker."
Rey: "Yes?"
*sigh* "Do you copy Carlos Spicy Weenier?"
Damn that hurt
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Raycon earbuds, which is actually today's sponsor.."
REY-BEN
More like: “REYd shadow legends”
"Anyone from anywhere can be a hero" Like for instance a stormtrooper who decided to he wants to help people instead. Shame we never got that
We should have got the "Finn becomes Jedi Knight" arc in Episode 8.
Thanks Ruin Johnson... Thanks.
@@DravicPL You could have gotten it in Episode 9 following Finn's arc in 8 about identifying with the resistance and fighting for a cause. Nothing Rian did kept something like that from happening, bud. Finn's arc in 8 put him in a position of near endless story potential in 9. Shame JJ did nothing with that, but that's on him.
JJ is such a hack. I've been saying it so long and it does my heart good to know that everyone else is beginning to see it too.
uhm a lot of people have been saying that for a long time, its just that the average person is like really stupid and likes dumb flashy movies so he keeps making money anyway
@@TheSuperappelflap in 2008 he was the next Spielberg. Over the years people have started to see through it but it really tool the last 3 years or so to make people really see.
I've enjoyed the Star Trek films, but TFA and ROTS are riddled with ugh moments.. the characters are so surface-level. Rian Johnson took this setup and gave it depth, compassion (you started to understand Kylo's motivations, and Rey's as well), and layers of themes (self-sacrifice vs preservations, "good" vs "evil" vs "live for yourself", identity, the conflict of becoming a master / legend, guilt, depression, hope.. TLJ is perhaps the richest Star Wars movie in terms of themes, woven in a fabric of an invisible pattern you only see when you step back and look at from different angles.
I don't think he is a bad director, he can do great stuff, but I think he is a bad fit for for classic IPs like Star Wars in same same way Micheal Bay would be.
You're not alone - I think he's mid at best.
Halfway through the big lightsaber battle in Rise of SW, I suddenly asked myself: "Why are they fighting?"
Jan Rademan same 🤦♀️
Cause if they’re not flailing laser swords at each other, is it even Star Wars?
@@Colin-kh6kp I guess that was Abrams' reasoning. Also very late period Lucas. Especially calling them laser swords (when he himself invented them and they're clearly not laser).
😂
one of the tropes of star wars is that when a character with a red saber meets a character with a non-red saber, battle ensues
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who"
"Rey Palpatine Koon Fisto Kenobi Solo Dooku Skywalker"
+ Binks
And a new meme is born.
You left out Windu Organa Solo Tano
@Triple H, The Game, The Cerebral Assassin, The King Of Kings, The Measuring Stick, The Best There Is so true lol
So...there is another?
“So if there’s one name in the Star Wars saga, that is actually synonymous with heroism, democracy, freedom, resistance and everything else that Rey values, it’s Organa not Skywalker.”
YOooooooooooo... what a concept.
Which would also not make sense because there is no way they have that kind of relationship. Taking any name that is not her own is appropriation. Especially when there is no believable and natural relationship that either character would give their name to a stranger.
@@dirus3142 you guys are pushing too much. Leia appears as a force ghost with Luke and they let her take the Skywalker name...
Especially since Leia never claimed the Skywalker name either. She never saw Darth Vader’s redemption, so to her, he’s still just the guy who tortured her and killed her parents.
@@marvelousTUD ... Are you going to ignore when Luke said to Leia they were siblings? Or really think that Luke never said what happened to her? After all this time?
Leia knows that Vader was redeemed, but she never SAW it. Vader never sacrificed himself for her, only for Luke. Leia might know on paper that Luke turned Vader good in the end, but her only firsthand interactions with Vader were extremely negative, and he did everything in his power to make her life a living hell (including kidnapping her boyfriend). Meanwhile she had a perfectly good set of adoptive parents (who Vader murdered) who loved and cherished her. So from Leia's perspective, the Skywalker name belongs to Luke and Luke alone. That's why she's General ORGANA, not Solo or Skywalker. So Rey burying Leia's lightsaber on a planet where Leia was enslaved and then taking the name of Leia's genocidal dad doesn't have that much dramatic heft.
The word "somehow" sums up this entire movie.
REY: I’m Rey
Random: Rey who
Rey: Rey Skywalker
Random: ah your related to darth Vader please don’t hurt me
Rey: No my name supposed to bring hope
Random: it doesn’t I’m sorry, what’s your real name
Rey: Rey palpertine
Random: u should just call yourself Rey
Random: u should just call yourself Rey. Also, you're alone aren't you?
Rey: What of it?
Random: That means your last name is Solo, and you kissed your half-brother.
Rey: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I like the absurdity of HISHE's twist on that part
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Reeey....venge of the sith, muahahaha"
“ Yoda I am ”
"Yoda who ?"
Why does everyone assume everyone has a family name, in a galaxy with thousand different cultures ?
Why are most of the main characters human?
@@timz9862 Convenience.
Tim Z because there’s more planets that just so happened to create humans
The explain that in the lore
Why are all the aliens humanoid? Why would a scrapper from some backwater planet understand Wookie? Why are twi'leks so hot? The aliens (and robots for that matter) in these movies are made to be very human so that we can understand, empathize, and relate to them better. Most (if not all) human cultures have a family name so that we can tell _which_ Bob is being talked about. So, aliens do too for the same reason.
“Who are you?”
“Rey”
“Rey who?”
REYD SHADOW LEGENDS IS AN AMAZING RPG GAM-
Who are you? A slap to Rian's face and a cash grab.
How did that work out? Well ... LOL
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 huh
@@ultrabigfella The who are you is from the old woman at the end of TROS. I am imagining Rey responds: "A slap to Rian ..."
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 ah...funny?
@@ultrabigfella
JJ: Sancuary, if one is to understand “the great mystery box” one must study all it's aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of Johnson or Trevorrow. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view ... of the nostalgia.
Okayso... I think the Chewie's Medal thing could have worked, if it was done right, in Force Awakens.
A little while after Han dies, we have a emotional scene with Leia, going through some of his old stuff. Leia finds Han's medal. Cut to Chewie, on the bridge of the Falcon, in the captain's chair, in grief. Leia comes up behind him and says, "I found something. I think you should have it." She puts the medal on him, ceremonial like, then they hug and cry it out.
I wanted to say that it is pointless to give Chewie the medal in this trilogy. Because it was a fuck up that was contained in the original trilogy. No need to drag it out to other movies.
Anyways, when I read your comnent I do have to agree. This is a nice way to call back to and fix this issue.
You should write the next trilogy :)
It wouldn’t have at all! Hans death negates his entire arc: he has a son that grows up to be the next Darth Vader who revives the empire Han attempted to overthrow in his youth under leadership of the same emperor
He doesn’t die in a way that maintains his development from the OT, nor does he have anything to do with Ben’s redemption (that hallucination doesn’t count).
The prequel trilogy exists to basically compliment the OT while the sequel trilogy completely negates it. By trying to stick it back to George and the prequels the trilogy ruins the portion of the saga that everybody which is so appropriate given how the whole project just openly disses the creator of the franchise
@@KellogsR-ny7ug I said I could fix the Medal thing. Not the entire sequel trilogy.
"Im Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Raid shadow legends"
UnderREYted comment right there
"Rey Sue"
hahahaha
Luke Schlattwalker you win 😂😂😂
I hate raid
The part about taking Leia's name got me, that honestly would have been a masterstroke.
Or even just accepting who she is and where she comes from and owning it. It's not like Skywalker is a completely sanitary household name. She could redeem her arc instead of co-opting another.
@@stevenpuckitt212 but nobody even knows leia last night if she would of said that half the theater wouldn't of got it
Juin Roet Her “becoming” a skywalker doesn’t even make sense. What is the message? Forget who you are and become someone else? Everything about the writing in this movie confuses me.
Actually Leia is a Skywalker her adopted name Organa
Sashane Lewis That, like many of things, could have been solved by working it in more over the previous movies. Have Leia talk about her adoptive father, Senator Organa, to reinforce the idea that you can find your own family. Have more people call her General Organa in the previous six hours, etc.
is it just me or does literally every youtube essay that discusses redemption arcs refer to zuko
Zuko is one of the most famous well-done redemption arcs so it's no surprise. Three seasons were dedicated to it. I'm not even sure if there's anything else that comes that close.
"Hey how come people always talk about this good thing when discussing a bad thing that's related?"
It’s kind of a standout, because after two whole seasons of work, the writers were about to have him redeem himself-but they realized they STILL hadn’t done enough work to make it functional, so they made the authentic choice and took another half-season to do it right.
@@Adurnis They took time with the character, and that's how everything should be.
@@SunlitSonata14272 you speak of catra don't you
As soon as I saw the vat of Snokes I said under my breath “Is this a joke?” My headcanon is that it is.
It's like Aliens 4, but even worse.
palpatine would be the kind of guy to make a bunch of fake snokes entirely as a bit to fuck with Kylo Ren
Adam Driver carried the whole trilogy. Beyond that, I'm not able to fairly articulate the many issues I have with rise of sw.
First half of Rise made me think it was what happens when you edit out all the gameplay from a videogame and try to make a film of the cutscenes.
Sebastian Applewhite the first half happened so fast I actually can’t even remember scenes or dialogue other than small little flashes or frames. But I remember the Lighstaber duel. The Palpatine scene. The Star destroyers vs Resistance. All of the second half. I do however remember sitting there in the theatre and honestly thinking “Okay wtf is even happening this is way too fast and jumpy”
Yes! I agree the first half was kinda boring and jaring
That´s exactly it. I actually had the same thought while watching the movie.
TBH, KOTR is better than TROS.
I heard somewhere, that in any action scene, if the transition between action beats is "and then" rather than "but" or "as a result" then you've screwed up badly. A beat should build on the previous action or put a twist on it. If not, it's not storytelling - it's just some stuff happening.
In so many of JJ's movies, and especially his Star Wars movies, I feel like there's a lot of "and then" action.
I've heard that too. Damn, where do I know that from?
The philosophy if from Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The Creators of South Park. Every episode's scene, has a consequence that builds the next scene, until a conclusion has been made. "But" and "Therefore" something happened, should be the main focus of story telling. Not "And Then" something happens.
South Park's underlying principle. This is also why I didn't enjoy Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. It was all And Then's.
Rise Of Skywalker is pretty much "and then" the movie
@@LOLquendoTV "Star Wars Episode 62: And Then What Happened"is kind of charming. I guess because it's how a four year old describes a movie they really liked.
I've finally built up the courage to watch this video since I'm over how ANGRY this film made me. It only took me two years
My headcanon: Everything Chewy says includes a sarcastic complaint about not being given that medal.
headcanon accepted XD
My headcanon doesn’t include the Disney Star Wars.
Han: Chewie, we're home
Chewie: Yeah it's good to be back. Maybe we'll find a certain *MEDAL* lying around in here?
“There’s no story to this story. It’s just fan service.” -JJ Abram’s career
That's completely unfair to JJ. He also uses mystery box device...
Eh. There is a market for that
I can subvert your fan service and replace it with...nothing. Then you have to start over again, and it’ll be too late. _ Darth Rian.
I mean those star trek movies he made were not fanservicy at all they seemed more dedicated to being as little like star trek as possible
@@summertyme5748 Rian actually set up for a conclusion to the saga pretty well IMO. The fact that Rey was just a nobody and the force lives on in normal people everywhere gives hope that one day a new Jedi order will be formed. Most of the major problems the last jedi had were actually already set up in movie 7 due to magic box story telling and bad characterization of side characters that are going nowhere. Essentially, the series was doomed to fail from the beginning of the trilogy.
Old lady: who are you?
Rey: My name is Rey
Old lady: Rey who?
Rey: I have no family
Old lady: Ok, ill name you Rey... Solo
I actually like that better than in Solo
I like that actually
This whole trilogy feels like a fan fiction spin off
I've read better fan fiction than the writing of this movie.
rey feels like the perfect self-insert mary sue Jedi you just know fanfic authors can't resist portraying themselves as.
I honestly think part of the problem is the fans. I mean, the modern fan seems to want fundamental fan service to celebrate the originals and make them feel better. Last Jedi is a great movie, but it was hated by fans for that, while Force Awayks and Rise of Skywalker were just fan service stories copying the originals. They were wrong to give the third film to Abrams, who obviously went back to his vision when the original plan was "let's give each chapter to a different director who uses what others have done to continue the story". And it will be unpopular, but between a trilogy directed entirely by Abrams and one directed entirely by Johnson, I prefer the latter: at least they would be films and not Fanfiction / fan service collectors.
This whole movie has My Immortal vibes.
@Lost Soul I haven't seen The Mandalorian (so it can be cool, I don't doubt it), but everyone loved it for three reasons:
1) after they hated sequels they would love anything
2) is fanservice (I know of an appearance of the young Luke, same as the originals and devoid of any evolution that all the fans wanted from the sequels) and shows what the fans wanted without risk
3) it's fashionable, and when everyone likes something most people try hard to love it a priori without even having seen it all (a bit like Endgame or Episode 7: most of the nerds I know considered the movies "masterpieces "without even having seen them, only according to their expectations).
then I repeat, I have not seen it, I do not doubt that it can be something really beautiful and that it deserves all the love it receives.
I used this saga as an example, but the gist of my story is that fans (probably because most modern blockbusters are either part of a movie saga or are based on a hugely popular comic) don't seem to want to be amazed and surprised by a movie, but only that it meets their expectations and exalts the original product without trying anything new.
And for what concerns Star Wars I would say it is the case: I do not know why but the fans seem to evaluate the films of this saga not as films, but as episodes of the macro saga. Many when I talk about the prequels say "it's true, they suck as a script, direction and interpretations, but they are important episodes!" I mean, what do I care? The film must be done well as a film, whether it is in line with the original or important to the story it doesn't give a damn (then it would have to be said that the prequels are also bad episodes, but forget it). I mean, some of the most important sequels in history (Aliens, Terminetor 2, Temple of Doom) are beautiful precisely because even if they twist the original they manage to be good movies.
P.S: don't worry, I have expressed an opinion probably different from yours but I have a brain, like you who think differently from me.
PPS: to answer your first question yes, the fault is definitely the fans since after the failure of Last Jedi with them, Disney abandoned the script for Episode 9 (which at least took its own paths and went on with the elements left from the previous movie) to bring Grandpa Palpatine back, put in the "big kinship reveal" that the fans wanted (despite making the protagonist a fanfiction character and ruining her story arc) and other purely Fanservice stuff. And in fact, if I'm not mistaken, many fans enjoyed this film precisely because it was what they wanted.
Right now I wish for a Starlord scene for Khan.
"My name is Khan."
"Who?"
"Khan, man. Legendary outlaw."
HISHE had a very funny seen when after Khan "revealed" who he was Kirk and Spock said,
"Cool name bro," and introduced themselves.
Yeah and the actor lookef nothing like original Khan, or dressed like him, or had the crazy hair, beads, great accent, campy Ricardo Montalban thing going on, that Benedict Cumberbatch Cumberbatch God bless him, could not pull off. So wierd in terms of casting.
They could have fixed that by making actually a deal out of it. Maybe have them research the eugenics wars and talk about Khan the war criminal before revealing John Harrison was actually that war criminal from 200 years ago... you know, how they actually did it in „Space Seed“.
@Doctor Octagon True and I am sorry. The Guardians are amazing. My comment just shows how even such a small thing could have improved another movie.
@@alanpennie8013 "but the nerds... will love... all the Khan references..."
I never really picked up on a gay relationship between those two characters. I think close relationships don’t lose out by not turning romantic.
I actually thought Finn was into Ray and that was one of many disjointed and potential plots that didn’t go anywhere.
Indeed. I think people jumped the gun just because golly jee two male characters happen to have a close relationship. It couldn't possibly just be platonic. It absolutely has to have romantic undertones to it, or we'll just say the movie is homophobic.
I honestly thought the "thing" he had to tell Rey was in regards to his feelings for her. That would have made sense, but that is yet another plot line we conveniently throw in the bin because Abrams can't be bothered to finish half the sub plots he writes.
The thing that irks people isn't that Finn and Poe weren't confirmed to like each other. What irks them is that TROS included new female love interests for both of them(Finn has had 3 so far and ends up with none of them) These are characters we have never seen before, which is bothersome. Finn and Poe could have had more scenes together where they open up to each other in a friendly, not necessarily romantic way. But scenes like that would have stirred up more interest for the pairing, which would be problematic for a studio intent on relegating gay relationships to 10 seconds or less.
@@selina3974 Honestly with the way Finn interacted with Rose, that's who he should have ended up with. Her character genuinely made him a better person. She urged him to better himself whereas the others were more or less window dressing. That's why I don't understand the backlash against Rose. It's blatantly stupid, and completely unnecessary. Poe always came off as a pilot playboy cliche, so gluing a romantic interest to him all of a sudden just felt awkward and forced.
@@MuShinnen I don't disagree with you. But not because I particularly enjoy the idea of Finn and Rose ending up together(though it would have made sense) I have no real strong feelings about that. What I do have strong feelings about is character consistency. Having Finn connect with Rose, Poe, and Rey is what makes sense for his character. So I'm not surprised when fans want to see him end up with any of those three. Introducing a new love interest for the sake of removing an established character is gross to me. All for what? Toys? Merch? Not a fan of that personally.
Like was mentioned in this video, the actors (especially Oscar) were really pulling for it and kept it in mind during their performances, despite Disney's strong No Homo reaction to people picking up on the vibes in TFA. I wasn't expecting it to be canon, although I would have been thrilled if it had, but even their platonic relationship didn't turn out to be satisfyingly close either.
My headcanon ending was encouraged by talking with other fans: Rise of Skywalker is Luke's fever dream after drinking too much and celebrating too much on Endor after the Death Star was defeated!
Mine is close: Luke wakes up on the medical frigate after his fight with Vader and the Disney trilogies were just a hallucination from the medical treatments
Mine is an alternate universe where Luke is a coward.
I'm so disappointed with how they wrote Rey, Finn and Poe. Those characters had so much potential
They should have been focusing on Luke Han and Leia
It’s still their story and apparently they’re still fighting the same war as that of their youth within the same status quo and against the same main villain
All they really do in this movie is die. It should have at least worked with how these characters grew but they just regress back to themselves in their youth or worse
“I’m Rey.”
“Rey who...?”
“Meesa Rey-Rey Binks.”
Out of all the comments, this one... this one is the worst.
Dorix This is an true honor
Aah yes, Jar-Jar's master plan of masking himself as someone else in order to overthrow the emperor and become the sole ruler of the galaxy. This might just redeem the sequels.
Rey-Rey binks is The most horrifying thing I’ve ever imagined and must never see the light of day.
Every time I see this joke I remind people that Palpatine is from Naboo, and it's entirely possible he loved a Gungan...in the biblical sense...
Star Wars: They're Just Sorta Doin' Stuff
Star Wars: we're doing it for the merchandising
star wars : money milking has gone too far
I went to the restroom during the "Chewie is still alive" reveal, so I ACTUALLY didn't know until the characters did and it was amazing
I'm kinda jealous of you for that lol
Brickstar Studios - They shouldn’t have had the audience found out before the characters did, it would’ve paid off more.
1:51 - Personally, I HATE this kind of "dynamic camerawork." The "revolving camera" is one of the most nauseating techniques in modern film. I realize that it's use in this scene was, as you say, to make "boring dialogue interesting," but the reality is, this scene (as scripted) ISN'T EXCITING, so it shouldn't be artificially made to be. That's something Abrams (and a lot of modern directors) don't seem to understand -- not EVERY frame has to be this energetic sensory overload. On paper, the scene is "character A is telling these other characters they all need to go back to town." There is no context in which this could be action-packed; it's just a short dialogue scene where the characters (and the audience) are told where everyone is going next. _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ is considered an action film, but even Spielberg understood that not every scene should be break-neck pacing. Several scenes are paced slower, such as Marion's introduction, Indy's conversation with Belloq in Cairo, etc.
Abrams uses the camera to "amp up action" because apparently he feels the script itself is insufficient to grip audiences. A similar scene occurs in the 2009 Trek, where Captain Pike and Kirk are sitting in a bar and Pike convinces Kirk to join Starfleet. Once more, on paper, this is a simple dialogue scene between two characters. They are sitting in at a table in a bar. There is no "action" in this scene, yet Abrams chooses to shoot the scene in handheld "shaky cam," as though we're having this conversation while under attack by Klingons.
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Abrams is NOTORIOUS for making mountains out of molehills with otherwise inconsequential scenes or shots. Yet another example is in _The Force Awakens,_ at the Resistance base just before the fighters launch. Poe walks past Finn and they exchange glances. Poe pats Finn on the shoulder and smiles, as if reassuring him that everything will be fine. Rather than shoot this short scene with the camera locked down, Abrams has the camera sweep by while keeping Finn in frame. WHY? Why is this scene being treated like a nail-biting action sequence??
It comes across as wankery, too. Like "look how much budget we can spend on getting the 360° set!" rather than something actually useful or clever.
Personally, I think that if Rey had kept the surname "Palpatine" the ending would have been much stronger, giving us the message that it's not about what happened in the past that dictates your character, but what you make of yourself
100% agree, just like Luke made skywalker a good name
@@shatterpointgames agreed
Nope, a ominous theme plays as she glances back at the sunset, looking foward to what comes next:
"Rey who?"
"We'll see"
not to mention she was told "dont be afraid of who you are"
You are totally right. If she had say rey palpatine I would have accepted that movie more.
JJ's characters feel fake and forced to me. They are hyperactive and overexcited all the time even where there is no reason to.
What's the difference between that and the way they're made unlikable in TLJ?
@@jojo_n_dat7325 To me they felt way more human. I prefer when sympathy for the character is on personal leve gained despite their flaws. In TFA they scream like us like us, they feel manufactured to pander to the most basic instincts. And when you look beyond the surface they are extremly unlikable. POE was a non character, plot armored smug flying aimbot, his Star Killer attack plan was retarded and should have relisticly got them all killed. Finn was a hypocrite, first POE was the one who killed his best friend in front of him, second he started killing Stormtroopers (kidnapped brainwashed kids) and going woooohooo, third theonly reason he didn't run away was his hots for Rey.
Rey was cute and her introduction on Jakku was good but later turns into self insert for sw theme park ride.
While I would certainly agree with your description, I think the underlaying reasons for that diagnosis exceed the fact that JJ can't write or direct proper character scenes. Beyond that it seems clear to me that the status TLJ left the trilogy with more or less forced this kind of hyperactive story telling that didn't leave any time for characterisation; at least if u wanted, like JJ did, retract the steps TLJ had taken and shoot a classic 3rd part SW movie on which you just ran out of the villain.
Not to mention that their dialogue often feels forced and unnatural, with the characters phrasing things in a way that people would not really talk in a conversation, or using dialogue for the purpose of exposition, because that's easier to do than to reveal it through actions in context, and people discussing situations in the way that people really talk - often not finishing their sentences, or finishing each other's sentences, etc. Using naturalistic dialogue also is much more successful in building audience empathy with characters. If characters don't talk the way people really talk, it's much harder to relate to them. I'm not saying this was constant throughout the film but it definitely was an annoyingly obvious thing at some points during the movie. To give him some credit, it was certainly a minority of the time.
It's kinda obnoxious, but the more I think about it... Many people compared episode 9 with bad anime moments, like bullshit from dragon ball, naruto, etc.. So, it seems JJ is like one of these japanese writers who follows the most cliche and gimmicky approaches as possible. Thunder to the sky, rey crossing the lighsabers, space horses, "knights of ren, cool!", they can fly now, etc.. childish trash like that + hyperactive characters as you said. It's like the very worst of the youth japanese literature condensed into one disgusting individual. And he is earning millions with these movies, which proves how humanity is insane.
"No scenes, just plot."
I want that on a T-shirt.
Joshua Fagan nice
because that describes your life? 😂
He is wrong. They are not plot, they are mystery boxes pretending to be plot. Plot would be the answer to why Luke Skywalker is gone.... The real answer actually was "doesnt matter"... so no thats not plot. Thats just directionless goblygoo... Print that on the T-shirt.
@@TheCultureCommentary Yes.
It's the opposite: he has in his mind certain scenes he wants to shoot, and everything that happens is in service of those scenes. But there's no story... or, in other words, no "plot."
No plot, just scenes.
"No meaning, only lore"
"I'm Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey, a drop of golden sun~!" She skipped off, singing merrily.
(I'll see myself out.)
XD
Me, a name, I call myself!
I love this one
Rey Shields!!
@@jonathantruong7069 far, a long, long way to run
Perfectly articulates why I can't stand Abrams. I didn't even realize myself what it was about his work that bothers me, I just knew that I'm bored and insulted by everything he makes.
The first three seasons of Lost were amazing, but after that, yes, he should have found another job.
@@Keithustus MOST (not all) Felicity was good and his ST first film was decent if nutty as hell with the retcon. But yeah he's hit or miss. I still love TFA but I do know its candy-good not genuinely good.
hard same, glad someone put it into words. "bored by the action scenes and annoyed at the unearned triumph" was all I could come up with on my own.
I really didn't liked the character of ZoriI. She doesn't add anything to the story and it feels that she is only there so that there is a possibility of making a spinoff with her and Poe.
Didn't even get who you meant until I read further. God, what a trashload that movie...
she bought the space-horses for the pointless "ground-assault" though ... that got to count for something
... and a weird suggestive moment with Lando that could be interpreted *very* wrongly
That whole part of the movie is terrible
I didnt Mind her. But that'[s because she's pretty much too small a part. It'd be like being displeased by The Cantina Bar Keep.
I wouldn't have minded Zori if it didn't feel extremely apparent that Disney just put it there to convince us that Poe was straight. She and her entire planet sequence have so little impact on the overarching plot and actively worsen the movie by eating up so much of the runtime. The only lasting consequence is Poe and Zuri's relationship (and maybe Hux dying, but it was stupid and felt like an afterthought that they decided on like three hours before the deadline. Plus it could've been done in another way, easily, so I'm not counting it), and therefore feels like the main point of it. The fact that they actually hindered and to an extent crippled the plot and story just to give us this makes me really mad. They shouldn't have done it.
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Rey Uchiha, the last surviving member of the Uchiha Clan.”
Better!! That's a movie I would watch
@@carlosroo5460 nah i wouldn't
@@klauserji YOU wouldn't, you said it right
haha, really, now Rey reminds of Uchiha Shin
Ironically that Kylo Ren is a weasel (Itachi)
holy shit your point about grief in this movie is one of the huge things that bugged me. When chewie “died”, that was an emotional moment. Then they IMMEDIATELY undid it. Same with C3PO. Could’ve been really powerful moments, but they didn’t matter to anything
even when Han died nobody really cared all that much honestly.
It wouldn’t salvage the outcome but it blows my mind that they cut out the scene of Luke mourning. At least Luke would come off as less of a sociopath feeling the consequences of his uncharacteristic rigidity
It drives me nuts when people insist that Luke gathering the dice suffices: it doesn’t! Luke starts to mourn but is immediately disrupted by R2 and his whole mood does a 180. I’m like “do you give a fuck about anyone?!”
He might as well have killed Vader in anger on the Death Star 2
I tend to love “boring” scenes where the characters talk about how they feel. I eat it up. I was rooting for redemption for Ben and his scene with Han was sad and great. You see his guilt and a little love for his father showing through. But then he says zero words as a redeemed Ben for the rest of the movie. I felt very cheated. So no words for Ben and then he dies. I never wanted a Vader end for him. Thanks to Adam Driver for putting all of the emotions in his face and body language. And I agree totally with the storyline Rose should have had! Would have been awesome. Screw the haters. The writers said they talked about splitting the last movie into 2 parts. They should have done that. So many things could have been better explained and worked through
if adam driver was worse as an actor (not even bad, just not as fucking great as he is) none of those kylo scenes wouldn't be good. I agree, i wish i could love that scene with han and ben because its so GOOD, damn, its well acted, Ben throws his saber away as he shouldve done in the first movie, you can see how he feels guilty... but its not deserved? He doesnt have a scene where we see Kylo actyally feeling bad, or growing up. He just... is sad and then dies, guess.
honestly i both love Adam driver for giving us this performance and hate him for making me feel something that isnt deserved on screen
Kylo Ren murdered his father in a whiny I want to be evil moment. In front of his fathers best friend. Also from the audience perspective he killed his father who was one of the most beloved characters in sci fi history. There is no way you can redeem this character. If a writer thinks you can do this, then that person is an idiot.
Dirus then call me an idiot. I really don’t care. Yes Han is one of my favorite characters but I feel if someone truly wants to change and feels remorse then they should have that chance to atone. And I’m not even saying that he would be able to be accepted by the Resistance if he did live. He probably wouldn’t but he can still do good in the Galaxy. And kudos to Adam Driver for making me feel for Ben cuz I was pretty pissed he killed Han when I first saw it. So I get it. But I like to think that anyone can redeem themselves if they are truly genuine.
@@stargate533 It's not that he can't be redeemed; it's that he shouldn't be redeemed because it's too obviously predictable nostalgia bait for Return of the Jedi. And he especially shouldn't have gotten an unearned redemption like the one he received in this film.
Damian Patterson I think they just didn’t have enough time to show him earn redemption. I wish they had done the 2 parter they talked about early on in production. So I get what you’re saying. But I still saw potential for him to be redeemed. The Skywalker family has a tragic story and I was wanting to see a more hopeful end with Ben. Leia stood for hope and I wish there was more for her.
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Rey, a drop of golden sun.”
“But what do you call yourself?”
“Mi, a name I call myself”
Goddammit... too good 🤣
👏👏👏 well done!
Julie Andrews would approve.
That was a long long way to run!
Sol a needle pulling this thread
We all know one can't talk about redemption arks without mentioning Zuko. It's a physical law.
I still am in awe of how great that fucking series is. I loved it as a kid and grew up to just absolutely adore the brilliance of it.
I've never even watched the series and yet even I have accepted this law.
HONOUR
Someone just mention Thorfinn already :'(
@@maadtee6281 but screamed by the lousy actor who plays Zuko in the Screenplay in Book 3! :D
Watching The Rise of Skywalker is like watching commercials on Nickelodeon. Everything is going 1,000 miles per hour.
Anime: "People die when they are killed"
JJ Abrams: Meh, too predictable
Lmao, one of the best comments ever...
Uhm, DBZ?
Although the fake deaths of Poe and Leia in Episodes 7 and 8 respectively also pissed me off...
People die when they are forgotten - Eichiro Oda, One Piece
@The nobody shit isn't fucking funny it also from Deen anime 2006
I disagree with the Ben Solo bit. Pretty much every scene he’s in, he’s shown to be VERY conflicted. You rarely ever believe he’s fully on the dark side. VERY different to Vader.
One hundred percent with you on this. Kylo was consistently the most interesting character in the trilogy
by far the most interesting arc.. he says it clear and loud.. he's torn, that doesnt mean the redemption isn't the obvious path tho
True. And redemption doesn't mean he has to die either.
Yeah, but he's a boring school shooter that killed his dad and assisted in killing billions upon billions of people.
He's just worse, less interesting Vader.
Phasma should've been a more important villain, her entire backstory is about being a survivor and betraying anyone and everyone to survive.
Oh yeah, he went from being a whiny brat in the first movie to a real character in the second one to the best character in this one. The more surprising thing for me is that Rey went from annoying Mary Sue to really enjoyable to watch; and it wasn't even because she had a year to train to justify her strength. Her wishy washy attitude was never something I liked because she had NEVER done anything that proved she was evil at heart so her dark side seems forced to me, but her actual actions were a breath of fresh air. If force awakens was a 3/10 for star wars movies then last Jedi was a 6/10 and this was a 9/10.
"Im Rey"
"Rey who?"
"What do you care? We're just meeting in passing"
Finn: storm troopers have feelings.
Also Finn: kills a bunch of troopers
Also Finn: Wooooo! Rey!
The original idea behind Finn was that he was a Bounty Hunter and if this was the case the character would make way more sense. Now J.J. thought it would be cool and interesting if he was a Stormtrooper who defected, but being the shit story teller he is he doesn't realize you have to make that concept cool and interesting and instead just made Finn a Stormtrooper without changing much else.
So what? Enemies often „have feelings“.
@@Zett76 it's because the movies made it clear these new StormTroopers were kidnapped from birth & basically forced to be Troopers. So it makes no sense for Finn to start decimating them shortly after deciding he didn't want to kill the villagers. The Troopers would have been his literal life long friends.
You know it is a war though.