They dont. They care about their agenda and lining their pockets. It's crazy how more people dont realize this and demand a new system. We have the real power. That's what people forget.
I remember learning how to zigzag in elementary school! Until this video came out I thought it was completely normal thing to learn. I’m such a Floridian😂
Another great episode! Also, as a Rhode Island resident, when I answer where I am from many people say "Oh LONG ISLAND that's cool". Especially, when I lived in NYC. It was like people didn't know we were a state... might be a fun joke to add in if we make it to the table again :)
I am SO with FL, being a FL girl who was born in Saint Augustine, “Don’t you DARE disrespect Juan Ponce!!” Juan Ponce discovered America and we are the nations oldest city SO there California!
Among the conquistadors, Ponce de Leon was by far one of the least terrible towards the Native Americans he encountered. Among historic figures who no longer considered worthy of praise, I can understand why Florida would call him, "my boy, Ponce de Leon." Spirit of 1513!
Technically: Leif Erikson discovered North America (he landed in Canada). Christopher Columbus rediscovered North America (he landed in the Carribean). Juan Ponce De Leon discovered America in the sense that he was the first European to land somewhere that is currently part of the USA.
I'm binge watching the series and have been loving these so far (it's surprisingly entertaining to look back and remember the shitstorm that 2020 was with a comedic lens), but this one actually made me laugh hysterically! Like, laugh so hard I had to take deep wheezing breaths to get air back into my body. NYC resident here, and Idk whether to be happy that we haven't shown up for a while or to miss my state, but these are amazing! Gotta get back to the rest of the series now, keep up the great work.
"don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answer to" is now my #1 go to motto! THANK YOU lmaooo! The fact that I actually got taught how to run from an alligator in P.E. class every year is just priceless!!
It’s hilarious that it’s true, especially since it’s not actually good advice. 😂 Wildlife orgs don’t recommend it lol. You’re better off just hauling ass since they usually won’t chase you for long. The more distance you can put between you immediately, the better off you are.
For real I learned how to run from a gator in like 2nd or 3rd grade PE. 🤣 His FL impression is 100% accurate! Absolutely love the broship of FL and LA!
Why is California me? I mean, I live there, but I'd never thought I'd see a character who thinks the exact same way as me. Maybe it's cause I'm Californian 😅
I grew up in Kentucky and I've lived in California for almost a decade...and it's scary to me how both of these state characters are like...me. I do love Daddy Andy...and I love being sanctimonius at DC...
They hate each other. Will be an easy episode. I live in mass. Will drive 20 min further to not go thru RI to get to work everyday. Worst roads in the union.
It took me way too long to find a comment pointing this out. Usually he’s spot on with the shirts. I can’t tell if it’s a mistake or a joke that flew over my head.
You are one of my favorite content creators !!! Please talk about Jo Jorgensen libertarian candidate she is going Viral! And wants to stop the war on drugs and end the prosecution of victimless crimes!!!! Good content!
It you need ideas for Delaware: -Google 1209 n. Orange St. Wilmington, DE. -There is a cultural north/south split at the C&D canal. Actually know people who won't cross the canal. - Shirts: UD, Del State, Wilmington Blue Rocks, Dover Speedway.
Florida: Don't you dear disrespect Juan ponce. California: and what if I do. Florida: Then I do to you what I did to Tennessee Tennessee: You sent the Meth Gators Me: "Spit out Mountain dew laughing"
I was in 2nd grade the first time we learned to run in zigzag to avoid Gators..... We were even encouraged to learn to climb trees 🤣🤣🤣🤣 saint pete is another level of weird Florida but not as bad as Polk 🤣🤣🤣
"Wait you sent the meth gators"?! Seriously who else could have possibly sent meth gators?
“WHAT??????”???????
Louie
I keep laughing every time I hear that line I love it
Definitely Louie
Florida + South Dakota/Indiana?
Am I the only one scared when FL makes sense? 🤣
It is like a disturbance in the force
Just like Homer Simpson was right about the comet
As a Floridian I am also scared when my state makes sense
Florida is scared when Florida makes sense
@@livetoserve966 I was born and raised in Tampa..I agree haha
I had no idea Rhode Island wasn’t just Rhode Island 🤷🏼♀️
Im from rhodeisland and ive never heard that. Lol
theres a few states like that.
Tbh I completely forgot Rhode Island even existed
@@brit6979 I feel like people that live in Rhode Island forget that Rhode Island exists
No one did.
I'm just here to request a gif of Florida and Louisiana going woooooooooooooowwwwww
Same
Yes please
I want that gif so damned bad.
Saaaaaame
Please, someone savvy, make this happen...
“It’s Russia :D”
“I don’t want to talk to Russia right nowwww :(“
I love DC’s character
Minnesota and I definitely agree, it seems like politicians don't care about us citizens as much as they do politics
They dont. They care about their agenda and lining their pockets. It's crazy how more people dont realize this and demand a new system. We have the real power. That's what people forget.
I wonder what it would be like if we abolished political parties and had to elect our leaders solely on their credentials.
@@stacyk123 I wonder if more things would end up getting done if we had to do that.
I remember learning how to zigzag in elementary school! Until this video came out I thought it was completely normal thing to learn. I’m such a Floridian😂
WAIT, THAT'S *_REAL_*?!
Bruh all I know is that we don’t learn that in Pennsylvania... 👀
I learned that in fifth grade in NC
You don't have gators in PA. Anywhere you have gators you learn it. Those things are fast.
Cheese Last I’m from NC and I don’t think I learned it
Another great episode! Also, as a Rhode Island resident, when I answer where I am from many people say "Oh LONG ISLAND that's cool". Especially, when I lived in NYC. It was like people didn't know we were a state... might be a fun joke to add in if we make it to the table again :)
Its so true it hurts. Barely anyone knows we exist
If we servive all this, one day my children will ask for help on their history project and I'm gonna show them all of these videos
If USA democracy survives that is
I am SO with FL, being a FL girl who was born in Saint Augustine, “Don’t you DARE disrespect Juan Ponce!!” Juan Ponce discovered America and we are the nations oldest city SO there California!
Technically we didn't discovered America we just stole it 😅
Justin January Discovered/Steal Potatoes- Po-tat-toes. 😂
Among the conquistadors, Ponce de Leon was by far one of the least terrible towards the Native Americans he encountered. Among historic figures who no longer considered worthy of praise, I can understand why Florida would call him, "my boy, Ponce de Leon." Spirit of 1513!
Technically: Leif Erikson discovered North America (he landed in Canada). Christopher Columbus rediscovered North America (he landed in the Carribean). Juan Ponce De Leon discovered America in the sense that he was the first European to land somewhere that is currently part of the USA.
marvelousspatuletail Well technically Canada and the Caribbean are not US territory except Puerto Rico. 😁
When Florida is your secretary XD
That's a scary thought!🤣🤣🤣
It explains so much, right?
I moved to TN a few years ago, and when everyone started freaking out about meth gators, i was laughing, like, "first time, huh?"
I'm binge watching the series and have been loving these so far (it's surprisingly entertaining to look back and remember the shitstorm that 2020 was with a comedic lens), but this one actually made me laugh hysterically! Like, laugh so hard I had to take deep wheezing breaths to get air back into my body. NYC resident here, and Idk whether to be happy that we haven't shown up for a while or to miss my state, but these are amazing! Gotta get back to the rest of the series now, keep up the great work.
Why do I relate to FL sooo much. He's such a mood it's hilarious. He's nailed it with all these states
as someone from LA the reaction to hearing boil and it not being a crawfish boil and the disappointed face after is a whole mood
also i love FL and LA's relationship in these
“YOU SENT THE METH GATORS” oh god i love florida
NC judge ought to just throw that case out for being a waste of paper and time.
I got a notification for this video and so immediately clicked on the video. Is that normal?
Totally I do the same thing
Yeah, same lol
Yes
Completely and utterly normal.
I took a impromptu break so I am going to say normal.
You could have used the phrase “don’t as questions you don’t want subpoenaed about.”
LOL
i don’t think florida would know what subpoena means
As a native Tennesseean, I died at the "meth gators" comment. I still remember when people were sharing that on Facebook and I was like "Excuse me?"
"don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answer to" is now my #1 go to motto! THANK YOU lmaooo! The fact that I actually got taught how to run from an alligator in P.E. class every year is just priceless!!
So did my kids. 🤣
That line made me crack up. Its so accurate
It’s hilarious that it’s true, especially since it’s not actually good advice. 😂 Wildlife orgs don’t recommend it lol. You’re better off just hauling ass since they usually won’t chase you for long. The more distance you can put between you immediately, the better off you are.
Ben's videos are the only silver lining to having so much news we need two videos!
You know it’s a good week when you get a two part recap
I’ve been commenting on every vid, Ben needs to make a series like this, but on countries. The un could be the “dc” and America is the “Florida” 😂
These videos are truly a bright spot in my otherwise not so bright week! Thanks!!
Born and raised in Tennessee, we DID learn gator survival tactics in PE. At least in East TN
Allena Smith, me too. In middle school Hunter Safety class!
I can’t get enough of these, I love them!
For real I learned how to run from a gator in like 2nd or 3rd grade PE. 🤣 His FL impression is 100% accurate! Absolutely love the broship of FL and LA!
"DONT ASK ?'s YOU DONT WANT THE ANSWER TO".. best line ever
Ben Brainard is a national gem!
I would be so happy if these videos were hours long lol
I learn so much from your videos. Then I google it to learn more. Keeps me entertained.
Same here! I didn't know about a lot of this until seeing these videos.
2:45 I was thinking Florida would respond with "Isn't that your whole thing? Not wanting to disrespect or offend anyone?"
Tennessee is finally at the table 😍
Part two FTW! Hoping there isn't enough content to require a part 3... 🤣🙄😕
Why is California me? I mean, I live there, but I'd never thought I'd see a character who thinks the exact same way as me. Maybe it's cause I'm Californian 😅
Florida is a whole mood
Ben! Awesome! You did again! Florida is now being " maybe right "! Y'all watch out for the gators!🤗💜🐊🌴
Rhode Island needs to completely change its name because it’s not an island
Just to Rhode
And they don't got that many roads either
It was named after an island called Rhodes somewhere in the mediterranean I think.
This is the only source I trust for news anymore.
I'm Proud of my State for making the step to change the flag. (Finally)
I grew up in Kentucky and I've lived in California for almost a decade...and it's scary to me how both of these state characters are like...me.
I do love Daddy Andy...and I love being sanctimonius at DC...
People come or go but partying lasts forever.
Florida words to live by.
I vote we start a petition for future schooling to use these videos to explain 2020 in the future history classes
Ahhh, Rhode Island finally makes an appearance.
...Yeah, it's really just an extension of Mass and not much else xD
Northern part is basically mass the southern is basically Connecticut
@@emmasullivan4496 wow someone actually knows what connecticut is
And then there's that weird part where everyone is basically country as hell xD
@@starstuffandfur Yea like i said Connecticut
They hate each other. Will be an easy episode. I live in mass. Will drive 20 min further to not go thru RI to get to work everyday. Worst roads in the union.
From a New Hampshirite.....I gotta ask...why is RI wearing an Old Man in the Mountain shirt? Lol
As much as ME, NH and VT are frequently mistaken as part of Canada...I promise you, we're not 😉
I saw that, too 😂 I guess he couldn't find a PawSox shirt...?
@@Ben_Brainard lol I get that
Ben Brainard so what was the RI shirt supposed to be? Now I’m super curious!!!
Lol RI in an old man in the mountain shirt. These are my favorites!
I lost it at the meth gators thing😂😂😂
FINNALY, little rhodie gets a bit of recognition
I'm so happy Rhode Island came up xD we always get forgotten and half the country doesn't even know we're a state
Anyone else upset that RI has an Old Man on the Mountain T-shirt on...
YES!
I grew up in rhodie and live in TN this one hit both my homes
Great video. And since I’m from Rhode Island I’m glad Rhode Island finally made an appearance. But RI seems to be wearing a New Hampshire T-shirt?
It took me way too long to find a comment pointing this out. Usually he’s spot on with the shirts. I can’t tell if it’s a mistake or a joke that flew over my head.
"Put em on hold I'll deal with it next week"
In other news, the meeting of procastinators has been postponed till further notice.
I'm disappointed Rhode Island isn't a wannabe gangster
I love the don't molest the alligators signs. Seeing people read those for the first time is a blast
You are one of my favorite content creators !!! Please talk about Jo Jorgensen libertarian candidate she is going Viral! And wants to stop the war on drugs and end the prosecution of victimless crimes!!!! Good content!
Meth Gators are real in Tennessee 💯🤷
Ben you really are terrific!
I love these videos keep em coming
"YOU SENT THE METH GATORS!?!" THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😂😂😂😂😂
Always look forward to the next video❤
ooooh your Louie accent is getting really good!!
A conga line in Minnesota refers to a configuration of snow plows on the highway
Best one yet!
The Russia thing hits a little differently now but its still somewhat funny
Bwahahaha “u sent the meth gators?” Lmfao
Florida - I ran... LOL 😆😄
As a Floridian can confirm we did get taught to run in zigzags when an alligator is chasing you.
Yes Rhode Island finally made it!!!
Please add next week the review of the Vanilla Ice concert in Texas!! I'm sure Florida will be happy to mention Ice is from Florida now 🤦♀️😂
While we're on the topic of survival tactics in PE, does anyone remember the "Look before you leap" video from the 90s????
It you need ideas for Delaware:
-Google 1209 n. Orange St. Wilmington, DE.
-There is a cultural north/south split at the C&D canal. Actually know people who won't cross the canal.
- Shirts: UD, Del State, Wilmington Blue Rocks, Dover Speedway.
I'm soo early
Ps love your vids
A PART 2 thank the lord and savior
Best caption... "why are we even surprised at this point?"
“Just stop flushing your drugs and run in zig zags” 😂😂
I love Florida...
Florida: Don't you dear disrespect Juan ponce.
California: and what if I do.
Florida: Then I do to you what I did to Tennessee
Tennessee: You sent the Meth Gators
Me: "Spit out Mountain dew laughing"
You think he was kidding about that. But Florida for real teaches kids how to run in zig zags.
RI: My name is Rhode island.
FL: DA FUQ
Tennessee: *pissed off at Florida* "YOU sent the meth gators!??"
The NC lawsuit is a prime example of why still having the Governor and Lieutenant Governor elected separately like it's 1800 is a TERRIBLE idea.
Yes so happy RI got there shoutout
I love Flordia!
"You sent the meth gators?!" ☠☠☠☠☠ LMFAO
👀😂😂 TN just stunned as to all the shenanigans
If someone has to be reminded to not mess with alligators, they have bigger problems.
Please put in Connecticut, thats where I'm from and i feel like almost everyone forgets about us
D-do yall pronounce ponce like pons?
My favorite is Alaska and Florida
Cuz said you sent the meet gators 🤣🤣🤣
This vid is still my fave. Mostly cause the meth gators lol
GOLD!
The only time I like Florida 😂
Hey D.C. everything is open in Oklahoma and has little if any restrictions everywhere can I get a reaction to that?
I honestly just love Florida trolling
Why is RI wearing an old man in the mountain shirt. That's from New Hampshire
He got sleepy and put on the wrong shirt (he replied to a different comment)
Meth gators? What?
yess!! mississippi 🥺
I was in 2nd grade the first time we learned to run in zigzag to avoid Gators..... We were even encouraged to learn to climb trees 🤣🤣🤣🤣 saint pete is another level of weird Florida but not as bad as Polk 🤣🤣🤣