This is the short version btw! We tried something different and made a TV length episode that you can see for just $1 on my Patreon right now. Please consider! ❤
Damn Spencer this one was especially fucking heinous I feel myself physically recoiling. 10/10 Joel, Brittney and your acting is ridiculous, those boobs at Netflix and other networks don't realize that just giving your group a blank check for a show would be a literal money machine. And I kinda hope they never do so we keep getting that sweet juice.
Dude, go out a touch the grass. This is really niche content. Average person is not going to watch this shit. I like it personally but I know ten more ppl who say it's boring
Tbh I don't think this channel would do great with a long-running show, their formula is kind of finding a really strong joke and then building a skit about it, but when the whole thing runs on one joke it wouldn't last for long
@@nicor3612 I'm thinking more a series of short sketches type show like Tim and Eric, Eric Andre or Million Dollar Extreme. I think they'd be perfect for that.
Introducing another woman into the house made her question if this is the right lifestyle for her for the first time since they started this. Which obviously is very unfair to her. 😂
yeah that's literally half of the entire joke of the video.. thanks?.. for pointing it out? again? maybe message the fat hairy thing who commented above me. But don't reproduce.
The little "plz continue listening while i'm educating you, mmmk?" Stuart Smalley-esque nod that Corduroy does when he's talking is just a perfect touch 🤗
Hot damn that was almost impossible to watch without being forced into the fetal position by the sheer amount of cringe radiating from my phone screen.
I saw this idea get pitched live, happy you got around to recording it so fast, really excited for it 🎉 Edit; oh god the 18 year long journey killed me this is gold
In a way, it is. I think it was, or still is, on TLC (of course) and from what I remember most of the “poly” examples were really just multiple men obsessing & competing over one women. Needless to say none of them were as good looking as everyone in this video, but they still did a solid job parodying that kinda situation
Joel's character here is scary accurate - the defeated man in a toxic relationship, doing just about anything for a shred of recognition. Even [ironically] going as far as "experimenting" with his sexuality. Not even because he's into it, but because it'll keep him in good graces.
So brilliant already, but when "another woman" was mentioned, I was praying for Katie, and her schtick of appearing suddenly and derailing the remainder of the video lmao. I can imagine it so well it almost feels like it DID happen! This vid was perfectly cast though!
Having skirted through poly communities and relationships, can confirm that they are almost entirely made of cringe, hypocrisy and pretension. Definitely monogamy with extra steps.
It’s almost as if it’s not meant to work that way. There’s probably a reason you don’t see elderly poly couples that have been collectively together for 45 years
@@Naltddesha Oh i don't know. Aboriginal cultures were often polygamous. Just not pretentious because the realities of survival didn't really let people get lost in thought. Also a lot (not all) of monogamous people who have been together for 45 years do so out of a fear of being alone, or a fear of what people will think, and cheat anyway.
5:05 This outfit plus the green tinge from the greenscreen plus the freckles/facial abnormalities revealed by lack of makeup have me feeling poly-enty amorous! (-tips hat-)
See her first mistake was not getting three weed-smoking boyfriends. In all seriousness tho a poly relationship is only ever going to work if multiple people all want to be with each other. If it's Sister Wives type shit it's going to go downhill extremely fast.
If you have a bunch of people in love with one person, but not each other, it creates too much of a power imbalance. Only one person gets all the love, while everybody else has to work hard to try to maintain that one person’s affections. It’s much better to have everybody in love with each other instead, so that the love gets distributed evenly
@@trueblueclue right the love is never equal… you can platonically love multiple ppl at the same time, but romantically? Nah that shit won’t work. It’s literally why cheating happens..because we aren’t capable of romantically loving multiple people at the same time. Poly ppl love to use the argument “humans are meant to be poly that’s why people cheat”. When that argument actually proves we are monogamous. When someone is cheating, they’re not showing the same attention and care to the person they are cheating on…they are neglecting that person because they fell out of love with them..that’s the whole damn reason ppl cheat😭
I liked the episode where Justin Whang romances Brittney and takes her to Paris for the weekend while the guys do a 48 hour 3 way staring contest to make sure no-one's cheating on her.
I like how this perfectly encapsulates so many polyamorous relationships! You have all the classic characters! • The regular guy who proposed a threesome, but is now stuck in a polyamory with two other guys he hates, most likely because the girl guilted him into staying because she agreed to the three way. • The kinda weird guy who couldn’t land a date the usual way, so he took the easier route with an equally weird polyamorous girl. The downside is he now has to do some *experimental things* to stay in the relationship. By and large, he is really only used as an extra during intercourse and rarely has a 1:1 with the girl. • The *really* weird guy who enables the girl to be borderline crazy. This guy contributes the least to the household, and is more than likely hated by the other two guys, yet sees slightly more action from the girl. • And finally the girl, who is the only one getting what she really wants from the whole situation. The only downside is her friends and family have become more distant due to her unstable lifestyle.
I want bedroom privileges with Joel
Bedroom privileges granted :)
Can joel be my nephew far a neight
Who doesn't
@@Joel-Haver do you have 1.86 million fertelising your communal uterus?
@Joel-Haver may I retain my closet privileges dressed as superman?
This is the short version btw! We tried something different and made a TV length episode that you can see for just $1 on my Patreon right now. Please consider! ❤
Don't spend it all in one tube-top shop
Does the full version include 4K 60fps interactive sex scenes with Joel and Corduroy?
Awesome. Idk many people irl that I think would enjoy this but im here for it, and I would gladly pay $1 for more of it. Keep it up guys.
pin this
If you did full episodes of all your parodies I'd gladly pay $5 a month
I just want a normal life with multiple boyfriends
Do you have room for one more?
I have a seriously infected tattoo of your face crudely drawn on my inner thigh. Will that suffice, m'lady?
@@aSmallGreenDot "don't sexualize m'lady boo hoo😢" we don't care
Doesn't it get kind of crowded?🤔
Every bad comment i wanted to write already got written. Its a shame
Damn Spencer this one was especially fucking heinous I feel myself physically recoiling. 10/10
Joel, Brittney and your acting is ridiculous, those boobs at Netflix and other networks don't realize that just giving your group a blank check for a show would be a literal money machine. And I kinda hope they never do so we keep getting that sweet juice.
Dude, go out a touch the grass. This is really niche content. Average person is not going to watch this shit. I like it personally but I know ten more ppl who say it's boring
Tbh I don't think this channel would do great with a long-running show, their formula is kind of finding a really strong joke and then building a skit about it, but when the whole thing runs on one joke it wouldn't last for long
Mockumentary series would be golden.
@@nicor3612 I'm thinking more a series of short sketches type show like Tim and Eric, Eric Andre or Million Dollar Extreme. I think they'd be perfect for that.
@@alexanderorr2528 I agree, but didn't know something like Netflix would air that type of content
Corduroy’s spiritual gaslighting was so on point
What are you suggesting?
Yesss, that’s riiight- *you’re being educated right now*
Spencer's name being Corduroy is already killing me 😂
I only just got why he'd also want to name their child after a fabric 🤣🤣
A nice window into what life is like for Will Smith.
I'm starting to think the chris rock slap was a cry for help
He should have never left uncle Phil's house.
in west philadelphia born and raised
💀haha!!
Adam 16
i really love the fedora guy as a person, every character he plays just fills me with joy
joel haver
He fills me with something else
🫢
he makes my chakras go haywire
If you don’t know he has his own channel with his own skits and short films under his name Joel Haver
Introducing another woman into the house made her question if this is the right lifestyle for her for the first time since they started this. Which obviously is very unfair to her. 😂
this is literally 90% of poly relationships, its too accurate
@@oogiesmuncherI'm in that other 10%
yeah that's literally half of the entire joke of the video.. thanks?.. for pointing it out? again? maybe message the fat hairy thing who commented above me. But don't reproduce.
@@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 Sure you are 😂
@@JeanCaruso-uh3pw No pussy behavior
The little "plz continue listening while i'm educating you, mmmk?" Stuart Smalley-esque nod that Corduroy does when he's talking is just a perfect touch 🤗
I think that's part of why their skits are so good is because they get all the little mannerisms, it's pretty insane actually.
It hasn't even dropped yet. I'm drooling at the mere thought of how feverishly cringey this will be. I'm bricked. Ready.
lol
I too am bricked up, my rod chakra is spinning rn
bricked up rn stroking my shit rn I got lotion on it 🙏
Hot damn that was almost impossible to watch without being forced into the fetal position by the sheer amount of cringe radiating from my phone screen.
Thanks for making me realize I only made it this far in the video because I was already in the fetal position
I read this in Ryan Reynold’s voice
oh my. Another person in the fetal position.
this is reality for many. let that sink in for a while...
“Amos’ energy is agreeing with my seed” IM SCREECHING. Absolutely insufferable. Beautiful work.
"I _do_ craft my own pinatas" killed me
after watching a lot of videos from spencer, i sometimes wonder if he's okay, his acting is 100% phenomenal.
He absolutely nails these stereotypes lol, the Redditor and Courdaroy are too spot on😂
Corduroy might be my favourite character of yours. He makes me so uncomfortable
Really nails the way dudes like that will cross your boundaries and try to make you feel like you're the one being weird for having problems with it.
One thing about spencer is that he gets REALLY into the bit
Cordoroy acts exactly like my ex down to the headband. Im going to start rethinking my life decusions now.
Why would you ever associate with a person like that
@@dust195 I hurt myself in my confusion
very open minded
@@CausticSpace namaste
You actually dated a person like that? Wow. I hope you learned
"It's magical and it's how the bonobos lived" hahahah
i like how the "can i touch?" is said after already touching
most normal polyamorous relationship
I saw this idea get pitched live, happy you got around to recording it so fast, really excited for it 🎉
Edit; oh god the 18 year long journey killed me this is gold
Where was this pitched?
@@BlissBatchit was a recent livestream where Spence was raising money for his brother's dog
Is the implication that he’s gonna have sex with the kid when she turns 18…? Or beg her for money…?
I am laughing so hard, I had to call my sociologist afterwards. You heard it right: my sociologist.
i could tell it took joel every fiber of his being to not burst out laughing and i applaud him for it🤣
Spencer is too good at characters like this, the male feminist, the no nut guy - I think this is just him now.
Corduroy is a truly beautiful soul, so misunderstood.
competing for someone’s uterus will be my go-to quip for if i find myself enveloped in situations much like this one.
its not even funny how well brittney looks/acts like every poly woman ever
Usually they're heavier set and dont look like her. But the acting is on point
you mean mentally unstable and victims of child abuse?
I need like 9 seasons of this
I am using “I’m an innocent pawn of cosmic mischief” in the future for sure
Waz gonna comment "this should be a show" but then read cers patreon ad and decided fate from there. Im gonna die to find a dollar.
"soo yeaah...That just happened" *tips fedora
i RECOILED
Joels the next Joker confirmed.
I LITERALLY KNOW A COUPLE LIKE THIS
I mean, that wouldn't be a "couple" then, would it?
And they will name the child QuarterRoy.
I can definitely see this being a real show
In a way, it is. I think it was, or still is, on TLC (of course) and from what I remember most of the “poly” examples were really just multiple men obsessing & competing over one women. Needless to say none of them were as good looking as everyone in this video, but they still did a solid job parodying that kinda situation
Oops just realized you probably know all that & meant THIS could be a series. My bad, not deleting I’ll just sit here embarassed
@@CantTellYou there was a show called Ice Dudes that was pretty similar but it was on the History Channel I believe
@@sbindoctor6414bro Ice Guys is a parody made by Joel Haver
As soon as I saw the fedora on the first guy, I knew i was havin a bad time😂🔥well done
joels acting was so good
the "what are you suggesting?" killed me lol
Joel's character here is scary accurate - the defeated man in a toxic relationship, doing just about anything for a shred of recognition.
Even [ironically] going as far as "experimenting" with his sexuality. Not even because he's into it, but because it'll keep him in good graces.
@trapd00rspider That's the matthew character, joel is amos
Joel is too good at this. I’m bracing myself for when it comes out that he’s a perv or something
He’s so unproblematic it’s scary lol
So brilliant already, but when "another woman" was mentioned, I was praying for Katie, and her schtick of appearing suddenly and derailing the remainder of the video lmao. I can imagine it so well it almost feels like it DID happen! This vid was perfectly cast though!
4:3 aspect ratio is a nice touch!
Having skirted through poly communities and relationships, can confirm that they are almost entirely made of cringe, hypocrisy and pretension. Definitely monogamy with extra steps.
It’s almost as if it’s not meant to work that way. There’s probably a reason you don’t see elderly poly couples that have been collectively together for 45 years
@@Naltddesha Oh i don't know. Aboriginal cultures were often polygamous. Just not pretentious because the realities of survival didn't really let people get lost in thought. Also a lot (not all) of monogamous people who have been together for 45 years do so out of a fear of being alone, or a fear of what people will think, and cheat anyway.
This isnt realistic. Shes not fat.
Based
AAAAA! Take all my money, you deserve it. Where should I send all this holyshitcoin?
You guys' performance, and writing is such a marvel to witness, thanks for all the prime content bbyluv
My rod chakra is perfectly aligned
If anyone has advice for how to raise a baby that isn’t yours, please lmk
Yes, you can pick either of two options:
A) don't
B) self-delusion
Pretty incredible acting everyone!! Thanks for sharing this fucking cringefest! XD
12 minutes of agony. Amazing work spencer
They all look like randomized npcs
Damn, Spencer kinda getting ripped
Joel sounds like the Joker before he became the Joker
We need an episode 2 with rainbow sparkles please!!! ❤❤😊
"What are you suggesting? Question yourself, think about it!"
5:05 This outfit plus the green tinge from the greenscreen plus the freckles/facial abnormalities revealed by lack of makeup have me feeling poly-enty amorous! (-tips hat-)
Don't let your memes be dreams guys; you too, could be Corduroy with enough peyote and yoga.
this is the most suspenseful reality show i've ever seen
This makes me want to end it all. Thanks.
See her first mistake was not getting three weed-smoking boyfriends. In all seriousness tho a poly relationship is only ever going to work if multiple people all want to be with each other. If it's Sister Wives type shit it's going to go downhill extremely fast.
If you have a bunch of people in love with one person, but not each other, it creates too much of a power imbalance. Only one person gets all the love, while everybody else has to work hard to try to maintain that one person’s affections.
It’s much better to have everybody in love with each other instead, so that the love gets distributed evenly
Poly doesn't work
@@trueblueclue right the love is never equal… you can platonically love multiple ppl at the same time, but romantically? Nah that shit won’t work. It’s literally why cheating happens..because we aren’t capable of romantically loving multiple people at the same time. Poly ppl love to use the argument “humans are meant to be poly that’s why people cheat”. When that argument actually proves we are monogamous. When someone is cheating, they’re not showing the same attention and care to the person they are cheating on…they are neglecting that person because they fell out of love with them..that’s the whole damn reason ppl cheat😭
@@Durta_idk😂 you mean on Molly?
it’s not going to work period
Freaky lil gremlin 😂. Poor guy in the hat stood no chance
This should be the outcome every time a boyfriend wants to open up the relationship 😁
Like women don't do the same thing?
@@dovidstaples9985 it’s almost always the man
Names checks out :P
As someone who had to kick someone out of their rental unit, if you are the only name on the lease you can DEFINETELY kick them out.
You underestimate the abilities of certain Californians
That definitely helps the poor real guy in this documentary
I need a spiritual metamorphis after watching this or ill enter retrograde
Skit like these are the reason why I’m living🥲
Way to spread that celestial seed
We need this to be a series
The most socially adjusted poly couple
Yo why is Joel's character so on point?
I’d do anything to be in Brittney’s “Proximity” 😏😂
I have a feeling Spencer isn't acting
In depth dive into Fry's relationship on Futurama
2:35 I was sure bro was just gonna " YOU'RE GAY NOW "
these type of videos are my favorite from yours, love it!!!
I liked the episode where Justin Whang romances Brittney and takes her to Paris for the weekend while the guys do a 48 hour 3 way staring contest to make sure no-one's cheating on her.
Corduroy is the only one in it for the right reasons
Spencer reached his full power in this one
This is so wholesome!! Happy for Matt he can finally be open
please tell me you DO KNOW this video is satire right?😰😭😭
the most accurate portrayal of poly people on earth.
Corduroy is so freaking crazy 😂 going on a retreat in 9months for 18 years
Corduroy's outfit 😭😭😭
That kiss scene was amazing!!! Great video
I could not stop laughing. This is my favorite of your videos now lol. I'm totally buying the patreon version
This entire video was a back and forth of laughing and absolute full body cringe. Truly incredible.
This hurt so hard to watch. I could smell the pachouli as if I were in that sticky room...
Matthew is the straight man, literally
They all did such a good job with these characters lmaoo 😅🤣🤣
This took me 2 weeks to finish. Worth it.
This was so great. I laughed, I cried and felt betrayed. ❤
The fact that this is better than every tlc show…
This meatball gonna be a spicy
This entire time I thought I was watching “She’s Gotta Have It” by Spike Lee
this is exactly how i see these groups
Very William-Blunderfieldesque!
(Cups nuts) "I SEE you, brother!"
heno fellow reddit overlord, i give u 25 updoots for the release *tips fedora*
Matt is the weirdest one in the house honestly
5:22 how did they make it through that?! 🤣 you can tell they were barely holding on
More of this, love the whole gang together
I like how this perfectly encapsulates so many polyamorous relationships! You have all the classic characters!
• The regular guy who proposed a threesome, but is now stuck in a polyamory with two other guys he hates, most likely because the girl guilted him into staying because she agreed to the three way.
• The kinda weird guy who couldn’t land a date the usual way, so he took the easier route with an equally weird polyamorous girl. The downside is he now has to do some *experimental things* to stay in the relationship. By and large, he is really only used as an extra during intercourse and rarely has a 1:1 with the girl.
• The *really* weird guy who enables the girl to be borderline crazy. This guy contributes the least to the household, and is more than likely hated by the other two guys, yet sees slightly more action from the girl.
• And finally the girl, who is the only one getting what she really wants from the whole situation. The only downside is her friends and family have become more distant due to her unstable lifestyle.
It is official. Cer Spence is the king of Cringe Humor