Yeah. I did laugh at some parts too. I aknowledge it being a bad movie. But it was funny in some parts. My all time favorite is iBabe. I don't understand how Chris couldn't the critique of this short. It is the best one with a great message though.
Jude Ceant i too never did and never have i been so disappointed in my life it's like all those A- list actors agreed to do mass suicide to thier careers
Wow. Randomly rewatching this has made me realize that I’ve been following you for over 10 years now. You’re married, you have kids! I’ve been through multiple relationships, moved to different states, gotten engaged. So much has changed, but turning this on took me back to a time and place so far back. I love you, Chris! I’m so so excited to see your film, and so happy to see your life flourish. You’ve changed so much and it’s great to see you happy. Thanks for being there for us
I feel like the reasoning behind this movie is, "It's not funny, and that's the joke," which translated is, "I don't know how to be funny, so I'm just going to pretend that I'm deliberately not being funny."
No the reasoning likely was let's do a bunch of moronic skits that were rejected for Mad TV and SNL then put them all in 1 movie. This abomination makes battlefield earth the movie version look brilliant because that actually had a damn plot with main characters, and a climax. It royally failed to execute successfuly but still as a awful movie its entertaining. This abomination is like drinking a heavy dose of salt water plus eating burnt steak while being exposed to the odors of skunks, fish, onions, burnt popcorn, and vinegar in a small room. This movie is a utter abomination with no damn redeeming qualities at all. It's like a movie version of getting a zero on a test. Or if it's baseball be throwing out the 1st pitch it's thrown wide left into the other Dougout. The only good thing is this as a example of the kind of movie that never ever should be made again in Hollywood, Bollywood, and in the movies buisness.
This abomination is undeniably the worst movie ever if it can even be called a movie. Even the terrible lameass asylum movies which are notorious for ripoffs of blockbusters except very low budgets or not ripoffs still have freakin plots yes I'm complimenting asylum as being great compared to this abomination created by Hollywood because they still get the most basic trait of a movie right which is create a coherent plot while this hollywood movie fails completely no damn coherent plot also no damn plot at all. This abomination is so utterly dreadful that a 10th circle of Hell would be created with all copies of this abomination are transported to.
You mean a Horror Movie targeted at Everyone. Film Critics, Aspiring Filmmakers, Cinema Lovers and Storytelling Lovers. Movie 43 is a movie that Tortured everyone not just Critics
@@inexpertxennial6067 Thank God it's not just me. I also thought Kate Winslett's performance was spot on, she went from shock to embarrassment to confusion to the brink of madness in 7 mins. Jimmy Bennett's hysteria during the first period sketch was priceless. I loved Batman is an a-hole too. I watched it again yesterday and it seems way better now than back then and I thought all the actors seemed into it. It's not a million miles removed from something like Kentucky Fried Movie.
When people say the Star Wars prequels are the worst movies ever made, I will direct them to movies like "Movie 43" and "Dragonball Evolutions". Those are literally the bottom of the barrel in Hollywood cinema. At least the prequels had effort put into them.
When I say things like that, myself, I generally exclude movies like "Movie 43" because they're not really qualified to be compared to REAL movies. You'd never be able to measure anything against it, if you did. Lint in your pocket would still be a better movie. ;)
Well none of the actors wanted to do this movie, but they were tricked or blackmailed to do the movie... so I guess the actors did bad acting on purpose to get back at the filmmakers.
I started watching your channel late 2019 and it's fun to watch Chris get younger while I see his reviews going backwards from 2019 to his almost 10 years younger self... :D wich is a sign he got a good thing going!
I couldn't make it through the whole thing, you are a brave man. Also, I am watching your reviews in a non-chronological order so it's fun to see how super young you look in the early ones, and also follow the evolution of your tattoos. Keep up the good work!!!
I have a theory about this movie. I think many years ago all these now big time actors and actresses had sold their souls to the devil. What they would get from the bargain was that they would all become huge movie stars. But eventually they would have to pay the price. And that price would be Satan's attempt at making a movie for which they would all have to star in. And that movie was MOVIE 43. There's just no other explanation for these stars participating in such a horrendous movie. :)
+jeremybr2020 Your right, but doing this movie isn't the BIG sacrifice they have to make. They have to agree to sacrifice a loved one. Cosby sacrificed his son, Stallone & Travolta did the same. Mark Ruffalo sacrificed his brother & so on. They don't have to do it themselves, they just have to agree to let the CIA & similar groups do it & make it look like an accident(Huston & her daughter both drowned in a tub). They also have to attend certain satanic rituals with big politicians & industry pigs. The elite of this planet are true monsters.
sure there is. An alien broke lose from area 51 mind controlled this famous actors and made this movie to troll planet earth for fucking him over for so many years.
I really enjoyed watching the film. I think I've seen it 3 times. It's just like Scary movies, or Epic movie. I find it funny that some people were so disappointed; the trailer was pretty clear about what type of a movie this was.
I gotta say, I watched this movie with the same intention as when I watch The Room. Watching it with a filter of knowing it's bad made it way more watchable and made me laugh at just how horrible and inexplicable its existence was.
+Norwegian Probably because you had to pay $5 for a movie ticket as apposed to $200, which could've got you a Game Boy, SNES, or Sega Genesis back in 1992.
Wow, this is an oldie (but very much a goodie)- interesting to see how your voice's timbre has shifted over the years (for the better!) to a lower tone that suits you very well. Either that or you got better at mixing the audio :P Keep up the awesome work, Chris!
90% of people fail to see the irony of this movie being made. "This movie is everything wrong with Hollywood" Yes, that's the point. This movie was the internet troll before internet trolls were a thing.
Well, Indonesian movies are mostly cheesy romance dramas with bad screenplays and horror movies that were maybe planned to be half porn (aside from both of The Raid movies and The Rainbow Troopers), is it as bad as those or worse?
The worst skits in Movie 43 are either the one where the girl wants his boyfriend to take a shit (or poop as they say it in the movie since they say "shit" is nasty) on her, and the one with the cartoon cat. I want to know who was smoking what when they wrote those skits. I need to find eye soap after watching the cartoon cat skit, because that skit is one of things I could have gone my whole life without seeing. The bottom line, Movie 43 is so bad, it makes Grown Ups 2 look like a Martin Scorsese movie, hell, even a Spike Lee movie.
Strangely, I actually find "poop" to be a more disgusting word than "shit." I just watched that one scene in the Red Band trailer (like 10 seconds worth of footage) and I knew I was going to be awful. My faith in humanity has never been stronger than when I saw that this movie had been so horribly received by critics and audiences.
James Oldfield Trust me, it's a lot worse than that. Waring: The comment will be long and will contain some profanity. The skit was about a couple living in a normal house in a normal neighborhood. The boyfriend had a cat that was a cartoon. The cat was evil, and only the guy's girlfriend could see that. A few moments later, they show the cat jacking off to a picture of his owner (the boyfriend) in a bathing suit, and it was graphic and intense. I want to know who the fuck drew that, and were they by any chance under the influence of drugs when they drew that scene?Because a sober animator would read that script before he draws the scene, and slap the dumbass who wrote that skit. Hell, was the writer on drugs himself when he wrote that? Because like I said, NO sober person would be that crazy to write anything like that. I seriously hope whoever wrote that skit and drew that cat when to Narcotics Anonymous when they were done, because Movie 43 proves why you shouldn't do drugs and write a movie at the same time. Nobody deserves to ever watch that lazy piss poor excuse for a comedy movie. I wouldn't wish that piece of shit on my worst enemy, that's how bad it is. I would rather watch a marathon of Grown Ups 2, Jack and Jill, and After Earth 10 times in a loop than ever watch Movie 43 ever again. If you've never seen it, DON'T watch it, just give it the finger and tell it "fuck you". It is without a doubt the worst movie ever made.
spongebobfan190 Doesn't sound that bad :D It's only rated 15+ (for people aged 15 and up), and the highest rating here is 18+ (for people aged 18 and up).
after watching this movie with a friend (per their request) I went to get dinner, and while thinking about it I actually stabbed myself in the thigh with a fork. then i thought i lost my fork. got another fork. and then realized the fork was in my leg. its that bad.
yes it is my friend, instead of focusing on the negative things he may of done, why not take note that he made a very successful marvel movie that will probably be a trilogy
A.J. L. Personally I thought Gunn's segment of the film was the best part, and Brett Ratner's also good. The sad thing is that they're covered up by the other piles of shit that make up the rest of the film.
I agree THIS MOVIE SUCKS. You people defending it, what the hell is it like in your head? This movie is boring and un-funny to the point where it's infuriating. Every single Scary Movie (even the last one) is funnier... -_-
I totally agree, it's incredible what films people will defend these days. Every year, Mike Judge's Idiocracy gets closer and closer to becoming a reality. Smh...
My wife and I saw it in theaters opening weekend. We were the oldest people in the theater and we're only in our 30's. Our theater pulled the movie the Monday after opening weekend. This movie is like walking in on your grandparents doing it.....something's can't be unseen!
Everyone who said Movie 43 was hilarious needs to get their heads out of their asses. The trailer alone proves that it's a plotless film featuring a bunch of A-listers that's intended to be as controversial and sick as possible. So much for originality.
Restless Entertainment Although, he has stated that a hilariocity is either of these: A film that is so hilarious thats it good A film thats existence and the fact that it got created its hilarious. or a guilty pleasures. this movie could possibly be under the category where its hilarious that this piece of shit exists.
It makes me even more sick that six years later, Peter Farrelly directed "Green Book" , which undeservedly won Best Picture at the Oscars. It was a better movie, but the guy who put "Movie 43" together should not even be considered for an Oscar.
The 'sketch movie' style doesn't *have* to be bad. Both 'Kentucky Fried Movie' and 'Amazon Women on the Moon' were absolutely brilliant movies. I had high hopes that 'Movie 43' would be a fun revival of that idea, but... no... no, it most certainly was NOT. Exactly like the 'Epic/Date/Scary Movie' franchise, this flick absolutely does not GET what made the movies that came before it successful. They think shock value alone is enough to get by. You have to be genuinely funny. Not just "funny to teens and anyone seriously intoxicated".
always interesting to come back to old reviews and hear how different Chris sounds. it's charming... but I'm glad he got braces and improved his teeth and vocals.
You know what Chris, I respect you. I mean that. It takes a lot of guts to admit that a movie like Dragonball Evolution that you feel damaged part of your childhood, much like the way that, Batman Forever + Batman and Robin hurt mine, is a way better film then Movie 43. You sir earned my respect. Nay, my admiration. I do hope that there will be more people like you.
Sid-Sic (이 시드니) The Conjuring was amazing. I haven't been scared of a horror movie since The Thing. And then The Babadook again in 2014. Annabel was complete garbage though.
I didn't think the conjuring was scary at all. But then again, I've been watching horror movies and reading horror books since I was three, so I'm a bit desensitized.
+Sid-Sic (이 시드니) I thought the conjuring was bad the moment it turned rathermore into the exorcist, away from building tension and not showing things. There was too much overexposition and effects round the end that had been done before, trying so bad to be scary it really wasn't... Also I personally I didn't think it was that scary at all overall, but it was an ok effort. I am really curious about the babadook though. Love me some psychological horror, or emotional aspect in the horrors. But it is sort of the same here that I got a bit exposed to horror to such extent I am not that easily scared.
The Veronica skit almost worked only because (bless them) Emma Stone and K. Culkin really went all in on the BS material they were given. "He was a wizard!" line was delivered so great. That's about the only credit I can give.
Lewis Hartley I also thought it was quite funny. Yeah, a couple of the skits were cringe-worthy but it's no worse that many other movies I've seen. I think it's one of those movies where it's politically correct to hate it and god forbid if you dare disagree, lol x
***** Calling the movie stupid, I can agree with, but that's one of the things that made it funny for me. A compilation of stupid, disgusting, tasteless scenes that are aware of being stupid and gross, and seem proud of it, is a pretty good formula for a comedy, in my opinion. I don't want an engaging plot in a comedy. As for it being "despicable"... Seriously? xD
When a horror movie is really bad, it can be funny. When a comedy movie is really bad, it can be horror.
+Nit Picker There's still something enjoyable about a bad horror movie. When you have a bad comedy, it's just mostly pain.
+Nit Picker Truer a statement has seldom has been said, my friend.
+Nit Picker Can I quote you on that XD
damn eloquent and accurate, well done
oh hell yeah well put. very well put.
Anyone else love to watch it when he superhates a movie?
Are you a glutton for punishment?
Absolutely, lol.
Yep
bilmem
+Efe Aydal Watch his Mad Max Fury Road review. He loves the movie so much he goes crazy, its amayzin
I honestly laughed so many times watching Movie 43 and I'm not even ashamed
Same
Yeah. I did laugh at some parts too. I aknowledge it being a bad movie. But it was funny in some parts. My all time favorite is iBabe. I don't understand how Chris couldn't the critique of this short. It is the best one with a great message though.
Same here!
Ironically the IMDB rating of Movie 43 is 4.3 now!
that is way too high
Isn't that...the opposite of irony? It's a coincidence but not irony.
It's 2021 and it's still is rated 4.3.
Jamal T that’s not irony that’s just a coincidence
@@JoeltheSenate it’s still not what ironic means
They they should've stopped at Movie 42.
Dad?
As everybody know, The Earl has no children :)
They should of stopped at the first one.
They should've stopped.
Earl of Doncaster they did not listen to poppa Franku
i never heard of movie 43 before this video. i went to Wikipedia to see what the plot was and then i called the suicide hotline.
43 people were committed before the script was done.
This comment was funnier than the whole movie. No joke
Jude Ceant i too never did and never have i been so disappointed in my life it's like all those A- list actors agreed to do mass suicide to thier careers
jacob ferianc That's not a surprise.
I am so GLAD my family didn't want to see the movie or else I would have regretted it for the rest of my life.
Wow people really like suicide because this comment got 428 likes
“oh my god hugh jackman has balls on his neck” as a line is a million times funnier than the actual skit
After his oscar nomination
Wow. Randomly rewatching this has made me realize that I’ve been following you for over 10 years now. You’re married, you have kids! I’ve been through multiple relationships, moved to different states, gotten engaged. So much has changed, but turning this on took me back to a time and place so far back. I love you, Chris! I’m so so excited to see your film, and so happy to see your life flourish. You’ve changed so much and it’s great to see you happy. Thanks for being there for us
I feel like the reasoning behind this movie is, "It's not funny, and that's the joke," which translated is, "I don't know how to be funny, so I'm just going to pretend that I'm deliberately not being funny."
Then what's the point?
SaberRexZealot Charles Wessler's vanity, I guess.
Lady Marmalade The root of all evil.
No the reasoning likely was let's do a bunch of moronic skits that were rejected for Mad TV and SNL then put them all in 1 movie.
This abomination makes battlefield earth the movie version look brilliant because that actually had a damn plot with main characters, and a climax. It royally failed to execute successfuly but still as a awful movie its entertaining.
This abomination is like drinking a heavy dose of salt water plus eating burnt steak while being exposed to the odors of skunks, fish, onions, burnt popcorn, and vinegar in a small room.
This movie is a utter abomination with no damn redeeming qualities at all. It's like a movie version of getting a zero on a test. Or if it's baseball be throwing out the 1st pitch it's thrown wide left into the other Dougout.
The only good thing is this as a example of the kind of movie that never ever should be made again in Hollywood, Bollywood, and in the movies buisness.
This abomination is undeniably the worst movie ever if it can even be called a movie.
Even the terrible lameass asylum movies which are notorious for ripoffs of blockbusters except very low budgets or not ripoffs still have freakin plots yes I'm complimenting asylum as being great compared to this abomination created by Hollywood because they still get the most basic trait of a movie right which is create a coherent plot while this hollywood movie fails completely no damn coherent plot also no damn plot at all.
This abomination is so utterly dreadful that a 10th circle of Hell would be created with all copies of this abomination are transported to.
What if Movie 43 is a horror movie targeted at film critics?
XxEnragedPandaxX Then it is a work of genius comparable to Hitchcock and Kubrick.
Then this is the best horror movie ever made, and the best horror movie that will ever be made.
You mean a Horror Movie targeted at Everyone. Film Critics, Aspiring Filmmakers, Cinema Lovers and Storytelling Lovers. Movie 43 is a movie that Tortured everyone not just Critics
I’m seven years too late but i have a confession... I laughed unironically a couple times watching movie 43
I cried from laughing so hard at the poop skit. I have rewatched this movie a few times.
To admit, one line in the period scene got me good. And some of the other skits too but it’s been a while and I can’t remember
I just love showing this to friends on YT.
@@inexpertxennial6067 Thank God it's not just me. I also thought Kate Winslett's performance was spot on, she went from shock to embarrassment to confusion to the brink of madness in 7 mins. Jimmy Bennett's hysteria during the first period sketch was priceless. I loved Batman is an a-hole too. I watched it again yesterday and it seems way better now than back then and I thought all the actors seemed into it. It's not a million miles removed from something like Kentucky Fried Movie.
Yeah, the only brief laugh was from the poop skit too.
I’m pretty sure sinners are forced to watch this movie on loop in The Bad Place
When people say the Star Wars prequels are the worst movies ever made, I will direct them to movies like "Movie 43" and "Dragonball Evolutions". Those are literally the bottom of the barrel in Hollywood cinema. At least the prequels had effort put into them.
When I say things like that, myself, I generally exclude movies like "Movie 43" because they're not really qualified to be compared to REAL movies. You'd never be able to measure anything against it, if you did. Lint in your pocket would still be a better movie. ;)
Fifty shades of bullshit
Or Jack and Jill.
James Oldfield that movie destroyed my love for Adam Sandler
william ducote That movie kept giving me strange, confusing erections :/
'What is Movie 43?'
More like 'Is Movie 43 a movie?'.
The answer is NO.
An Di lol
I'll do you one better..."Why is Movie 43"
When halle Berry blows out the blind kids birthday candles 😂
I’m a little ashamed to say I thought the Naomi Watts segment was hilarious
Metal Trenches Be ashamed
Metal Trenches Dont be ashamed it was.
I felt the one with Hugh jackman was.
pretty much all skits were hilarious
It was hilarious 👍🏻
I honest-to-god hope Chris Pratt and Anna Faris' son never EVER see this film. Especially that skit.
Agreed >.
kid: "will you poop on me?"
Ana: oh dear god no
Teon Quant "Daddy pooped on the windshield LOL"
RocketHouse54 PLEASE NO
That would probably scar the poor kid for life if he did.
Well none of the actors wanted to do this movie, but they were tricked or blackmailed to do the movie... so I guess the actors did bad acting on purpose to get back at the filmmakers.
That could actually be true. All of them pretty much want out of this movie
Yahiko25 is it wrong I enjoyed this movie.
***** lol
+killer sands You're fired.
MrZerothejedi ?
This movie is absolutely genius! Both how it was made and what it conveys.
at this point its so bad i feel it turned in to a cult ...lol like it
I started watching your channel late 2019 and it's fun to watch Chris get younger while I see his reviews going backwards from 2019 to his almost 10 years younger self... :D
wich is a sign he got a good thing going!
I started just a few months ago in Jan 2022. His earlier vids are so much fun to watch. I've definitely got an internet crush!
"There is not a single redeeming quality to this absurdly inane film." -Chris Stuckmann on Movie 43.
+Emperor Palpatine dude. teach your soldiers how to aim!
+imacookie12 The soldiers are robots.
HMSConqueror He has made good movies. And The Visit was pretty good.
+Emperor Palpatine "i do not understand how they got all these actors together if there werent something good about the movie" - Chris Stuckmann
Imagine that on the cover of Movie 43! Lol!
Who is watching this in 2085?
Internet hadn't been invented until 2978.
+Emperor Palpatine What are you talking about? It's 1253 BC here and my cyborg eyes are appalled at your statement.
Eric Wood it 2020
I am watching this in 1337 AD
You're all breaking the laws here, it's 2016, reset your clocks to the current Era. Or be erased from time.
I couldn't make it through the whole thing, you are a brave man. Also, I am watching your reviews in a non-chronological order so it's fun to see how super young you look in the early ones, and also follow the evolution of your tattoos. Keep up the good work!!!
The director of this movie won an oscar for "Green Book." Yup, that happened...
Joh Ell Character development.
The director of green book directed one of the skits from movie 43 ...the one with Halle berry and Stephen merchant
He was directed Green book before that trashboat. Well atleast he was redeemed himself by directing Green book
@@hangezoe7472 Buddy, James Gunn also directed one of the skits in this movie. He went on to direct Guardians of the galaxy. Say about redemption.
Did they get them all to sign the contracts at a party when they were all drunk.
Mike Jarrett pretty sure must have happened during a Hollywood CoKe party, cuz makes no sense.
curly sue It's the only thing that makes sense.
"Ok boys, make sure that keg spiked with acid is all they get served!"
I feel like it was blackmail.
I have a theory about this movie. I think many years ago all these now big time actors and actresses had sold their souls to the devil. What they would get from the bargain was that they would all become huge movie stars. But eventually they would have to pay the price. And that price would be Satan's attempt at making a movie for which they would all have to star in. And that movie was MOVIE 43. There's just no other explanation for these stars participating in such a horrendous movie. :)
Believable
+jeremybr2020 Your right, but doing this movie isn't the BIG sacrifice they have to make. They have to agree to sacrifice a loved one. Cosby sacrificed his son, Stallone & Travolta did the same. Mark Ruffalo sacrificed his brother & so on. They don't have to do it themselves, they just have to agree to let the CIA & similar groups do it & make it look like an accident(Huston & her daughter both drowned in a tub). They also have to attend certain satanic rituals with big politicians & industry pigs. The elite of this planet are true monsters.
And I think that Chris watched this movie because he lost a bet with someone...
sure there is. An alien broke lose from area 51 mind controlled this famous actors and made this movie to troll planet earth for fucking him over for so many years.
Yeah it must have been some sort of humiliation ritual..
I really enjoyed watching the film. I think I've seen it 3 times. It's just like Scary movies, or Epic movie. I find it funny that some people were so disappointed; the trailer was pretty clear about what type of a movie this was.
I kinda agree with you.
I gotta say, I watched this movie with the same intention as when I watch The Room. Watching it with a filter of knowing it's bad made it way more watchable and made me laugh at just how horrible and inexplicable its existence was.
Nah, you rlly find the movie funny, don't lie to yourselfe just because a guy on yt say the movie is bad
not going to lie that scream scared me
Tri Nguyen I WAS STUNNED
This is like the Action 52 of movies.
+Yigi Liu yeah, Action 52... Movie 43... lol
+RafaelDB64 Maybe there's 9 games or skits that don't suck, LOL!
Doubt it, though! THEY ALL SUCK!! Rather it be 43 skits or 52 microgames!
***** yeah i mean OMG
+Norwegian Probably because you had to pay $5 for a movie ticket as apposed to $200, which could've got you a Game Boy, SNES, or Sega Genesis back in 1992.
+Yigi Liu
Haha, I was going to say that. So many AVGN fans out there.
Wow, this is an oldie (but very much a goodie)- interesting to see how your voice's timbre has shifted over the years (for the better!) to a lower tone that suits you very well. Either that or you got better at mixing the audio :P
Keep up the awesome work, Chris!
I'm gonna be honest, i laughed my ass off when i saw real balls on Hugh Jackman's neck. For a first scene i was not expecting that.
What was funny he tried to kiss Kate Winslet on the head and she was screaming and yelling noo
@@seanchukwuezi3079 THAT was funny
"This movie is an atrocity to cinema."
-Chris Stuckmann, 2013
90% of people fail to see the irony of this movie being made. "This movie is everything wrong with Hollywood"
Yes, that's the point. This movie was the internet troll before internet trolls were a thing.
Stellar editing at the beginning my friend.
You're Exaggerating, Chris. As an Indian, I've seen much worse.
Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag, Humshakals... I feel yo bro..!!
Check out turkish movies tho...
Shashank Laur EVERBADY IN UGAND KNOWS KUNG FU!
Not sure where that's from though.
HAHAHAH
Well, Indonesian movies are mostly cheesy romance dramas with bad screenplays and horror movies that were maybe planned to be half porn (aside from both of The Raid movies and The Rainbow Troopers), is it as bad as those or worse?
You think movie 43 is bad, check out Shark Exorcist
JJ Sanchez It's a death sandwich.
***** haha poor woman..... you have nooo idea!
Its better for the budget it had... Movie 43 is a big pile of shit, all this talent wasted
+Macro Turdle wrong! it could have been made better. like you can see thousand of cameraman errors...
That in itself makes for a much better movie.
Well, they took over 3 years for the casting. And the remaining months for the shooting..
I guess..
I've never laughed out loud at one of your videos before, but the head exploding skit was too much for me 😂😂😂 well done!
Who's watching this in 1923? This Stuckman fella sure is swell ain't he?
+MadelineTopper The bees knees :)
He's such a stud
I just want his super Mario Bros 3 shirt
Wow, I watched your vids and I just found out about M43 and looked it up on UA-cam. Idk it's just crazy and awesome seeing u here
+Maltige Key M43?
+StreetPassPrinceton movie 43
I'm loving the shirt as well.
Thats super shit buddy
Chris is as tall as a door frame, wow. Didn't expect that.
Agree. Thought he was a short guy.
I actually really liked Movie 43 but can understand how some people don't like it but I enjoyed the shit out of it
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The worst skits in Movie 43 are either the one where the girl wants his boyfriend to take a shit (or poop as they say it in the movie since they say "shit" is nasty) on her, and the one with the cartoon cat. I want to know who was smoking what when they wrote those skits. I need to find eye soap after watching the cartoon cat skit, because that skit is one of things I could have gone my whole life without seeing. The bottom line, Movie 43 is so bad, it makes Grown Ups 2 look like a Martin Scorsese movie, hell, even a Spike Lee movie.
Strangely, I actually find "poop" to be a more disgusting word than "shit." I just watched that one scene in the Red Band trailer (like 10 seconds worth of footage) and I knew I was going to be awful. My faith in humanity has never been stronger than when I saw that this movie had been so horribly received by critics and audiences.
Since when is a Spike Lee movie better than a Scorsese movie?
Why? What happened in the cat skit? Did they rape a dead cat and then eat it and its shit?
James Oldfield Trust me, it's a lot worse than that. Waring: The comment will be long and will contain some profanity.
The skit was about a couple living in a normal house in a normal neighborhood. The boyfriend had a cat that was a cartoon. The cat was evil, and only the guy's girlfriend could see that. A few moments later, they show the cat jacking off to a picture of his owner (the boyfriend) in a bathing suit, and it was graphic and intense. I want to know who the fuck drew that, and were they by any chance under the influence of drugs when they drew that scene?Because a sober animator would read that script before he draws the scene, and slap the dumbass who wrote that skit. Hell, was the writer on drugs himself when he wrote that? Because like I said, NO sober person would be that crazy to write anything like that. I seriously hope whoever wrote that skit and drew that cat when to Narcotics Anonymous when they were done, because Movie 43 proves why you shouldn't do drugs and write a movie at the same time. Nobody deserves to ever watch that lazy piss poor excuse for a comedy movie. I wouldn't wish that piece of shit on my worst enemy, that's how bad it is. I would rather watch a marathon of Grown Ups 2, Jack and Jill, and After Earth 10 times in a loop than ever watch Movie 43 ever again. If you've never seen it, DON'T watch it, just give it the finger and tell it "fuck you". It is without a doubt the worst movie ever made.
spongebobfan190 Doesn't sound that bad :D
It's only rated 15+ (for people aged 15 and up), and the highest rating here is 18+ (for people aged 18 and up).
after watching this movie with a friend (per their request) I went to get dinner, and while thinking about it I actually stabbed myself in the thigh with a fork. then i thought i lost my fork. got another fork. and then realized the fork was in my leg. its that bad.
You got the fork out right?
Jackie Newberry yeah
Jackie Newberry hurt though
tyler finch glad youre okay.
Jackie Newberry thank you
When I heard the words Dragonball: Evolution, I immediately knew something immaculate was coming after
Great review man. After this review you really looked like you need a few shots. Hope you got them!
What sucks too is that the director of Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the directors for this movie ps. James Gunn i am very disappointed in you
A.J. L. well now he made one of the coolest marvel movies ever in a long time
SneaksMehDeinks TV Started from the bottom, now he's here. Redemption is a WONDERFUL thing.
yes it is my friend, instead of focusing on the negative things he may of done, why not take note that he made a very successful marvel movie that will probably be a trilogy
A.J. L. Personally I thought Gunn's segment of the film was the best part, and Brett Ratner's also good. The sad thing is that they're covered up by the other piles of shit that make up the rest of the film.
That's no shocker to me. I barely laughed in Guardians, most of the jokes were "did they really just say that"(which is another form of cheap comedy).
I agree THIS MOVIE SUCKS. You people defending it, what the hell is it like in your head? This movie is boring and un-funny to the point where it's infuriating. Every single Scary Movie (even the last one) is funnier... -_-
I totally agree, it's incredible what films people will defend these days. Every year, Mike Judge's Idiocracy gets closer and closer to becoming a reality. Smh...
lol I think that Scary movie 5 was the funniest of the Scary movies nad I reallly found this movie to be funny. Sorry...
Leon Lind
Are you under the age of 12? Have you ever watched a movie that got over 40% on rotten tomatoes and enjoyed it? I am genuinely curious
dave watson I'm 14 and yes I've watched plenty, but I prefer imdb
Agreed.
My wife and I saw it in theaters opening weekend. We were the oldest people in the theater and we're only in our 30's. Our theater pulled the movie the Monday after opening weekend. This movie is like walking in on your grandparents doing it.....something's can't be unseen!
Love the shirt, Mr. Stuckmann!
Everyone who said Movie 43 was hilarious needs to get their heads out of their asses. The trailer alone proves that it's a plotless film featuring a bunch of A-listers that's intended to be as controversial and sick as possible. So much for originality.
Wait what the hell, is that his house or is that just a random room in a motel that he goes in to do his videos?
It's an apartment lol
Kylar Keaton It looks like one of those apartments then where psychos torture people lol
lmao what the fuck
Kylar Keaton american physco
+Darth Sibistine Actually yes they do look like that lmao xD
That intro is how I reacted to the ending of Final Fantasy 7 Remake.
I find Movie43 hillarious funny, and hearing Stuckmann explaining some scenes from the movie, made my day! hahaha
when you realize the short film at the beginning is better than Movie 43...
That is GENIUS marketing though...."what is movie 43....?". I love it.
I'm addicted to your vids man
I'm with you Chris, this is my go to answer when someone asks me what my worst movie of all time is.
YOU NEED A HILARIOCITY FOR THIS SHIT!! YOU EVEN SAID ATROCITY IN THE VIDEO!!!!
But it's not so bad it's hilarious. It's just bad.
Restless Entertainment Although, he has stated that a hilariocity is either of these:
A film that is so hilarious thats it good
A film thats existence and the fact that it got created its hilarious.
or a guilty pleasures.
this movie could possibly be under the category where its hilarious that this piece of shit exists.
troodon9999 true
so many people said it was bad.. that I had o watch it... and you know what... I laughed.. a lot.
Sergio Fernandez were you having a seizure?
Sergio Fernandez I respect you sir. It is a good movie.
It is not a good movie but some parts are funny. I love iBabe. Best thing ever.
I laughed hard for it too. Have you seen in-app-ropriate movie?
Thank you. Was is vulgar and disgusting? Yes. Was is hilarious and did I love it? Fuck yes!!!
It makes me even more sick that six years later, Peter Farrelly directed "Green Book" , which undeservedly won Best Picture at the Oscars. It was a better movie, but the guy who put "Movie 43" together should not even be considered for an Oscar.
This movie gave me Hugh Jackman neck-nuts. For that I am grateful
😂😂😂
Yo! How did I randomly find your comment 😂
Jonathan Wade 😂😂 I’m so glad you found this comment of mine out of all the other comments I’ve posted on UA-cam
@@parkerpeterman613 yes. Truly a transformational moment in our lives 😂
The 'sketch movie' style doesn't *have* to be bad. Both 'Kentucky Fried Movie' and 'Amazon Women on the Moon' were absolutely brilliant movies. I had high hopes that 'Movie 43' would be a fun revival of that idea, but... no... no, it most certainly was NOT.
Exactly like the 'Epic/Date/Scary Movie' franchise, this flick absolutely does not GET what made the movies that came before it successful. They think shock value alone is enough to get by. You have to be genuinely funny. Not just "funny to teens and anyone seriously intoxicated".
Airplane, Black Dynamite and Naked Gun 1 are good, as is the original Pink Panther 1 and 2.
Toby Deshane Scary Movie was funny though
Captain Random no it was not none of the scary movies are funny to me
Toby Deshane UHF! Great sketch flick.
Four Rooms was pretty good too. Quentin Tarantino does a segment.
The opening to this film was MY exact reaction after watching this anus of a movie.
The first two minutes of this review were more entertaining than the actual film sounds like it was.
Oh this movie was shit. Drizzling out of a buffalo's ass!
CRIMSON STUDIOS PRODUCTION
AVGN? Is that you?
No, but I am fan of AVGN though lol
@@CrimsonArtsStudios try to come up with your own lines instead of copying avgn, that's weak
Movie 43 is the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever created.
That opening was bizarrely well filmed.
Ironic that Movie 43 has 4,3 on IMDB right now. :D
2:43 RIP headphone users
Thanks for the heads up
dammit. I read this after
+Lolly Ann Did you read it twice?
Haha xD
Illuminati confirmed?
Chris ur Expressions in between the video about skits is just Marvelous very honestly u made me laugh with ur angry expressions on them
always interesting to come back to old reviews and hear how different Chris sounds. it's charming... but I'm glad he got braces and improved his teeth and vocals.
that movie was so funny
Who's watching this in 2016?
Me.
Me
+Jake “awesomator” Sprick me
Meeeee
me
good old classic Chris i just missed his old videos too especially he used to do grade a movie but not anymore now that sucks too man
"What is Movie 43?"
THE ANSWER:
*NOTHING*
Who is watching in 2018?
Internet hadn't been invented till 2027
long-term investment?
I'm watching in 270 B.C
ur mom
me
You know what Chris, I respect you. I mean that. It takes a lot of guts to admit that a movie like Dragonball Evolution that you feel damaged part of your childhood, much like the way that, Batman Forever + Batman and Robin hurt mine, is a way better film then Movie 43. You sir earned my respect. Nay, my admiration. I do hope that there will be more people like you.
He enjoyed making UA-cam videos a lot more back here. Especially reviews. Miss this Chris Stuckmann. 🙏
Everybody grows and rediscovers himself. He wanted to make movies. And he is doing movies now. So I am glad for him.
The intro was hilarious. I expected everything to happen, except Chris's head exploding with bad CGI... 😁
That intro was better than the entire conjuring and annabel movie duo.
Did you not watch The Conjuring? I mean Annabelle was shit but still
Sid-Sic (이 시드니) The Conjuring was amazing. I haven't been scared of a horror movie since The Thing. And then The Babadook again in 2014. Annabel was complete garbage though.
I didn't think the conjuring was scary at all. But then again, I've been watching horror movies and reading horror books since I was three, so I'm a bit desensitized.
+Sid-Sic (이 시드니) I thought the conjuring was bad the moment it turned rathermore into the exorcist, away from building tension and not showing things. There was too much overexposition and effects round the end that had been done before, trying so bad to be scary it really wasn't... Also I personally I didn't think it was that scary at all overall, but it was an ok effort. I am really curious about the babadook though. Love me some psychological horror, or emotional aspect in the horrors. But it is sort of the same here that I got a bit exposed to horror to such extent I am not that easily scared.
+Sid-Sic (이 시드니) That makes sense.
Jeremy Jahns said the best part was Terrence Howard, thanks Jahns, l actually laughed quickly instead of waiting an hour to
i actually like movie 43, i thought it was HILARIOUS!!!!
marc07112 me too
Especially that damn cat playing in his ass I screamed 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭🤣
I didn't really think it was that awful. It actually got a few laughs out of me
Fuck all of you this movie is a fucking terrorist attack mixed with 911!!!
cyrus kuria well shoot now i think the movies a 10/10
The Veronica skit almost worked only because (bless them) Emma Stone and K. Culkin really went all in on the BS material they were given. "He was a wizard!" line was delivered so great. That's about the only credit I can give.
Just to think of this: This movie was directed by 13 directors, one of them being James Gunn.... WTF?
Pretty much everyone in that movie has proven to be much better in other things. Not here tho. Never here.
According to twitter,he never saw the movie...And he didn't know he won a Razzie.
Makes sense
Ryan No Thanks They were just jokes he’s not a fucking pedo lol
@@ARGAtheropodfan This movie is far funnier than Guardians of the galaxy. That movie is so cringe
The leprechaun skit did make me chuckle. There's something about evil leprechauns that makes me laugh
I laughed with one thing one of the leprechauns said....other than that I wanted to kill myself
I searched for Richard Gere movies, and found Movie 43. Watched it full, and loved it.
Chris's rant is soooo much funnier than the actual movie lol
Micheal Holden1 not true
@@lilrewb4646 yes it is true you Fuck-Head
@@cyruskuria5165 not really, there was nothing funny about Chris rant, I don't even think it was meant as comedy
@@leob4403 either way this movie is a piece of shit
@@cyruskuria5165 nah I liked it
I actually liked this movie. The Leprechaun skit was hilarious!!!
Lewis Hartley I also thought it was quite funny. Yeah, a couple of the skits were cringe-worthy but it's no worse that many other movies I've seen. I think it's one of those movies where it's politically correct to hate it and god forbid if you dare disagree, lol x
Thank you Chris for this video!
When are u planning on doing a hilariocity on Movie 43?. Would love to see that.
The period scene was pretty good though as a skit... that was pretty spot on to "how men react to periods"/"men are dumb"
+ Gravity382 I saw that sketch as well. It was clever. I wouldn't watch the entire film, though.
OMG yes
@@willnill7946 baby willy nilly got triggered cause he doesnt understand periods?
@@willnill7946 dude what?
It was so funny watching Movie 43 drunk
Excelsior32 you watched it drunk you're dumb the movie's already drunk
Ultimas 2 you can't really call someone else dumb when you're grammar is that bad
Excelsior32 it was a joke
troodon9999 You're missing the point
That's a good point. It seems like a movie you see while your high/drunk.
The whole movie has a really weird tone that is just unbearable
I thought Chris was going to kill me in that opening skit
Saw that Sean William Scott was the only actor to go to the screening when it was released.
Rhink McNeal is that for real true?? I feel like it is. That poor guy.
@d he's rich and has a beautiful wife, no need to feel sorry for him
@@leob4403 who's his wife?
@@prathapkutty7407 seems he broke up with his victorias secret model wife and now he has a new wife slightly less attractive
I liked the movie. It usually takes extreme amounts of sickness to make me genuinely laugh. This movie had just that.
So do I, maybe my humour is kinda twisted, but I could really laugh about it.
***** Calling the movie stupid, I can agree with, but that's one of the things that made it funny for me. A compilation of stupid, disgusting, tasteless scenes that are aware of being stupid and gross, and seem proud of it, is a pretty good formula for a comedy, in my opinion. I don't want an engaging plot in a comedy.
As for it being "despicable"... Seriously? xD
If it had a plot then okay. I thought Serbian Film was funny! :D
Im so glad that the general populace doesn't agree with you
I'mNotCharlesBarkley SoDon'tBanMe I'm fine with that.
So basically this is the closest we're (HOPEFULLY!) ever going to get to a Family Guy movie. Well, that and Million Ways to Die in the West.
7 years later this video is still hilarious. 2:43😂
That intro was hilarious, glad I never watched this atrocity, sorry you had to my man. Thanks for the entertaining review anyways tho! XD
I wouldn't even call it a movie. It was worse than cancer.