Cinematic Excrement: Episode 138 - Movie 43
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- Опубліковано 30 чер 2024
- 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
43 is the answer to a question no one asked.
Chapters
0:00 Intro
4:17 Sketches
10:30 Overarching Plot
11:37 Alternate Cut
17:29 InAPPropriate Comedy
24:04 Conclusion
25:25 Credits
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You missed one--"When they refuse to do a prescreening for the critics, that's probably a REALLY BAD SIGN."
You missed a golden opportunity not doing this as Episode 143
That means nothing. M
That's not Sean's fault. Blame the idiots who couldn't be bothered to release the movie in 2018. Such a waste.
More like a golden opporturdity
Episode 143 will definitely cover 2017's "The Emoji Movie", given that "Fantastic Four" and "Fifty Shades of Grey" (both of which Sean has already covered) were tied for the 2015 Worst Picture Razzie.
@@andrewbloom7637 he didn’t have the 2nd reviews of Battlefield Earth and Jack And Jill as another episode. I assume that episode 143 would’ve been the review before Absolute Proof. I know he already reviewed Saving Christmas, Fant4stic, Fifty Shades Of Grey (I think he’ll cover all three when the time comes) and Hilary’s America.
FUN FACT: Richard Gere only agreed to film the "iBabe" sketch because the filmmakers offered to film in his own house.
So that's why the set there looks so cheap!
In celebration of a friend's 43rd birthday, I sent him a copy of the clip in which Anna Faris asks Chris Pratt if he will poop on her. Talk about cinematic excrement.
It’s ok if you took too long, your life doesn’t start and end with your UA-cam channel and it’s ok to take care of your personal issues first.
But let’s be real, we need to take all the time we need when it comes to deal with this mess
One of these days he's gonna have to do "A Madea Christmas." He can't hide from it forever.
December is coming.
Or any film starring Madea.
And he didn’t. He embraced it!
The home school sketch probably has one of the best performances in the whole movie, the kid should have received an Oscar because to pretend to not want to kiss Naomi Watts is nearly impossible to pull off, and he pulled it off like a champ, I don’t even think Marlon Brando could have pulled that off convincingly😂
To be fair, the Tampax Ad might have been the ONLY TIME that I actually laughed out loud in the movie. Like it was genuine comedic timing
5:55 “Nearly 3 months since I last put out a Cinematic Excrement video and I make my grand return to explain how poop works” 😂
On the bright side, it is certainly appropriate to the title of his channel.
Talk about cinematic excrement😅😅😅
Years ago I was on a date and she wanted to come back to my house and watch a funny movie and stuff. We picked this at the Redbox. The night didn't go well...
Wait, that's the origin? He wanted to make a modern Kentucky Fried Movie? Kentucky Fried Movie is one of the funniest sketch comedy films ever made. You CAN'T replicate it without royally screwing it up somewhere along the way.
Willer beer still gets me
I've never seen Kentucky Fried Movie but I've seen American Raspberry
Also, Funny or Die if only if you could go crazy
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
I absolutely love that movie it amazes me how many people don't even know it exists
Sean, your new backdrop is absolutely beautiful! I love it!
yes and great taste as well. black books and all. you most be standing in front of your red dwarf collection for i canot spot them😊
Glad to see InAPPropriate Comedy also recycled the "only funny parts of the film are the outtakes" bit
Who the HELL asked for a Retread of Underground Comedy Movie 14 years after it came out? Seriously, WTF?
I'm someone who has a dark sense of humor. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Barry, and Smiling Friends are some of my favorite shows of all time. But the reason why I love them is that, unlike this """film""", they're actually funny.
The people who made Movie 43 were counting on shock value to carry the whole film. Shock value alone wasn't enough.
I love dark comedy too. My favourite examples are Dr Strangelove, Four Lions and Kind Hearts And Coronets.
I feel like the problem with shock humour is that it's only shocking the first time, and it needs substance to remain funny. That's why IASIP works, there's actual substance to (most of) the comedy.
Parts of this "movie" are hilarious, though. The leprechaun scene and the Hugh Jackman scene, for example. Pure gold.
Yes. It’s not a great movie, but far from the worst. It definitely has a few funny scenes.
It's on Freddy Got Fingered's level of unforgettable
Uploaded on the day after Hugh Jackman's birthday. Nice.
"See? You just saw an ad."
That got too real, Sean. 🤣
Sketch 3's big joke was done MUCH better in Deadpool (where Wade and Vanessa propose to each other, Wade proposing marriage and Vanessa proposing anal).
That's because there was more buildup and because after the joke, they let it GO and switched to her saying yes rather than spending the rest of the scene on that.
I love that movie so much. 😂😂😂
Plus, there was a part during the sex montage where Vanessa said “Happy Lent” while the two of them were reading books. That did amount to a joke, but it showed that a) sex wasn’t the only thing on the movie’s mind in that moment, and b) that her and Wade’s relationship was about more than sex.
Makes sense.
I have been watching this channel since 2013 and have not missed an episode of cinematic excrement. There are not many UA-cam channels I can say that about. I just want you to know that I really enjoy every upload you make and that I really appreciate the amount of time you put into this small community that you have. Please continue to make good stuff, so of course only when your health agrees! Taking care of yourself is the number one priority and I will continue to look forward to whenever you drop the next episode of my favorite movie review show. Have a lovely day!
I’ll say this:
1. It was worth the 3 month wait. Especially since you’re pretty much doing this for free and not as a full time job.
2. Love the new backdrop especially the Grogu (aka Baby Yoda) plush.
I love your new backdrop, Sean!
Great backdrop and hope you're fully recovered soon!
Glad you're doing well, Sean! Also, LOVE the new set!
The back drop! SQUEE!
I'm so sorry you've had to deal with this... You deserve a drink.
I stopped everything I was doing once I saw the notification.
Welcome back. After hearing all you've been through, my irritation at waiting 3 months for a new episode is officially gone. I'm just happy you're back.
Two things:
1. Glad to see you back, Smeghead! I missed your awesome content!
2. YES! YOU'RE FINALLY TEARING APART THIS TERRIBLE EXCUSE FOR AN ANTHOLOGY COMEDY!!!!
Yes, Movie 43 pissed me off, but that's what it was trying to do, so I can only get so mad about that.
@@MrChaotic4 The Zucker Brothers and BOTH South Park Creators TURNED down working on and contributing to Movie 43. That's ALL I need to know about Movie 43.
I love the new backdrop, Sean !!
Your DVD collection looks awesome!
Also, it’s okay if it took so long. I’m glad you’re feeling better.
The most unbelievable part is someone being UPSET at needing to look at Halle Berry for two days.
Really digging the new back drop. Really screams "movie buff"
This would have been a celebrities that needed a paycheck episode. Missed golden opportunity.
My OCD is loving the organization thank you 😊
Good luck at the new place, Sean, and it’s great to hear you’ve recovered. Keep up your craft, Mr. Snarkypants!
Sean, I am certainly glad you have recovered from Covid. The new backdrop is great. Welcome back.
This was worth the wait and your reactions to the movie made me laugh out loud a lot. I guess horrible movies can be funny if someone talented like you tears them a new one
It's always a good day when Cinematic Excrement drops a video
I see what you did there!
I'm glad you're back - even if you brought Rob Schneider with you. Congrats on the new digs & hope you feel 100% soon!
The new backdrop looks so good!
More importantly, I'm glad that you've recovered from COVID, seeing how it treats some people it sucks you had to go through it in the first place.
Anyway I'm typing this before you start the review, so I'm intrigued to hear about this film, all I knew about it where a few of my friends really wanted to watch this when it came out (we were in highschool) for dome reason. I think they liked it at the time? I genuinely cannot tell you if it was ironic or sincere enjoyment haha
Mama Clooney didn't raise no fool, y'all...
Glad you're better, Smeghead. And the new set is awesome!
Oh heck, new backdrop is going to be weird given that I've been watching your videos with the old one for over half my life now. And thanks for that, by the way; Your reviews are truly excellent and absolutely worth any wait.
Of course George Clooney said no: the backlash he got from Batman and Robin led to him being more careful about the roles he accepts.
Jeeze, you had to deal with The 'Rona, sit through two different versions of this movie, *and* other bad sketch comedy movies that were somehow worse than this one? You more than earned that drink, sir.
Welcome back!!! Really missed your content! Glad you are doing better now!
No need to apologize! I'm just happy you're back and okay ❤️
Movie 43 is my all-time my hated movie, glad to see you tearing it to pieces. It made the Last Airbender seem almost watchable by comparison. Haven't seen Inappropriate Comedy, that never got released in my country. Also, love your new backdrop and sorry to hear about you getting Covid. Hope you feel better now and keep up the good work.
I subscribed right before your hiatus. Glad you are back. Thanks for the content
It's awesome! Glad to hear you're recovering well from Covid too!
Been looking forward to this and it didn't disappoint! Great video!
First off, I'm so happy to see you back and feeling better. Always put yourself and your health first. Secondly, talking about Movie 43 & InAPPropriate Comedy, I understand why you needed to take as much time as possible, I'd have to pace myself as well. Finally, the new back drop looks amazing. Welcome back!!
Welcome back! This was one of the funniest things I've ever seen! You do comedy better than a lot of actual comedians.
Welcome back man!
I love your new background!
The great thing about movie 43 is it gave future directors the ability to say no to all these stars when they want to rewrite a screenwriter's jokes on set. They can now say "You were in movie 43. You clearly have no idea about comedy."
Love the new backdrop. It shows the sophisticated man you are.
That new backdrop is amazing! And I am glad you recovered. I also recently was hit by Covid, after being spared for so long.
Good to see you back in action Sean. and it looks like you're coming to the home stretch of your Razzie project. only nine more years to go!
It's absolutely okay that you needed the break after everything, dude. You gotta take care of you, after all.
I also love the new setup. It turned into me listening while also playing Where's Waldo. You have damn fine taste, judging by the Complete Series of Animaniacs being on your shelf.
Glad to have you back, Smeghead.
At least Movie 43 gave us the Chris Pratt "what?" gif.
Welcome back. I am glad to hear you are doing well. Also, I love the new set.
I read on Wikipedia that the alternative cut of the overarching plot was shown in some countries like the UK and the Netherlands.
Dude, that commercial timing was amazing!
New sub. Good to see a more recent video. 5-9 year videos are the only ones that have been available. GLAD YOU'RE FEELING BETTER😀
I've really missed new episodes, but your health is '''what matters above all else. It's easier said than done, but don't feel indebted to your viewers or like you have to upload or else you're doing something wrong. You take care of the things in your life that matter, and then when you're able to, make an episode. Don't get me wrong, I would LOVE a new episode every day. But the point is, do what you need to do, we'll always be here when you return. Also, the new set up looks fantastic! Looks more professional and fits the show a lot better.
Mr. Anderson, er, I mean Smeghead, welcome back. We missed you.
4:53 - Apparently this kid's parents are descendants of the Targaryens or the Lannisters.
5:55-6:06 - I think I speak for everyone when I say that the answer is a resounding Yes.
8:48-9:15 - I'm pretty sure this is what caused the Westchester incident that led to the death of all the X-Men in Logan.
Glad you are back!
That TMNT Van Blu Ray collection is so sweet!
Also,I remember seeing ads for Movie 43 and inAPPropriate Comedy around the same time and got em confused as the same movie
Welcome back! Congrats on the move and the recovery.
So glad you are back!!!
It takes a special talent to make Stephen Merchant not funny...
I'm almost impressed that this movie managed to do that...
Now I'm going to sit in my corner and replay Portal 2 to cleanse the Palette....
Like Fry said on Futurama. I can feel myself fading away like Greg Kinnear.
love the new backdrop, happy you're back!
Good to see you back Sean, you’re looking well. Great episode, i had been thinking about potentially watching this “movie” but after watching your review i had decided that i would watch anything else. Except of course any of the other films you’ve reviewed. It’s amazing how many film makers think they can be Monty Python just by witting a few sketches ans sting them together into something they think looks competently made.
Your new backdrop is great by the way, I’ll admit I spent an inordinate amount of time looking at the various book and film titles. Then I’d realise I’ve missed what you said and had to go back. Many times. I’m easily distracted but it’s all good.
Glad you are feeling better. and I like the backdrop.
Welcome back! I love the new set.
I love the new backdrop. The Grogu doll, the Mystery Machine, the Funko Pops in the lower left corner, and everything in between.
Glad to see you are doing well and still doing the golden raspberry worst pictures.
After 3 months of not seeing a new Cinematic Excrement video, we finally return to the show we all know and love/tolerate! With a new movie filled background to boot! Nice to have you back to the old grind, Sean!
The only thing funny about movie 43 is that it was released in the same month as WB's Gangsta Squad, which also had Emma Stone. Don't know why January 2013 needed two movies with Emma Stone in the cast...
Also, while that Medea gag made me laugh, it still baffles my why the Razzies didn't nominate the 2006 Black Christmas remake for its awful false advertising...
Glad to see ya back dude!
Though take all the time you need with your health and personal life, that takes priority! And glad you beat covid!
it has been months since i last pooped, finally i get the advice i need to go! welcome back
Glad to have you back Smeg. And yes, it was worth it. Also, can't wait until you get to Holmes and Watson!
You weren't the only one who reviewed this odd film, too.
Nostalgia Critic also reviewed this odd movie afew years back, too, but you probably knew that or even aware of it by now.
I was surprised to see your newest video in my feed, didn't know you were back from histus, didn't know you were on hiatus, good to see that you're back
love the new backdrop
"I hope you like it... if you don't...you come over here and f***** redecorate, I'm not doing it"
you just gained a new subscriber for that 🤣
Well, since you asked.
Yes. it was worth every moment of the wait.
Thank God you're back
One of my brothers insisted that this movie is hilarious. I still question his judgement to this day.
I love your new backdrop. Alot of DVDs and Baby Yoda looks nice.
Glad you're back........ and the answer is Yes, it was well worth the wait.
I only ever heard of this movie during Film Brain's podcast on Holmes and Watson, where they strangely had a different intro depending on which side of the Atlantic you were watching from.
I got it from Bennet The Sage, lol.
@@LaineMann When did he ever mention it?
@@otaking3582 I forget
@@LaineMann Okay. I honestly haven't watched his stuff in forever. He got pretty irritating with his smug attitude, his hypocrisy in regards to ecchi anime, and that "review" of Violence Jack.
First thing's first....welcome back, Smeghead! And congrats on the move! ^^ I'm also glad that you're ok!
Second....are you ok? After watching that film?
That’s a nice collection you got there. :)
I'm sorry that I reminded you of inAPPropriate Comedy but I'm glad you reviewed it
Glad you're doing alright and life is treating you well 🙂
Saving Christmass... Yeah, a movie calling for actual inquisition.
Nice to see you back sir! I hope you are feeling better. Fraternal greetings from that little island slightly above France in Northern Europe. I myself had COVID a few years back and it's no laughing matter - I pray you've been spared Long COVID, which I *was not*, and it can be a real bummer.
As for the Film 43, it's another one of those I had on my list of "Is this film So Awful It's Actually Good?" - which included a lot of titles I had chosen for their disastrously low Rotten Tomato scores, box office torpedoes, etc. But after reading the Wikipedia summary of Film 43, I thought it looked like genuinely total shite and gave it an extremely wide berth. The clips you've provided merely reinforce my decision.
The PIF about Kids Inside Machines is almost a nightmarishly mutated version of two sketches from a couple of brilliant UK comedy series - the "Kids Handling Complaints Calls For Utility Companies" which was written by David Mitchell and Robert Webb for "That Mitchell and Webb Look", and the "I Haven't Got Any Cocking Puns" sketch featuring Simon Pegg from the "Big Train" series - both of which are hilarious and, if you get chance, you should definitely check out. The sight of Simon Pegg as a puerile local radio DJ who suddenly runs out of puns mid-flow, and so angrily goes off with a baseball bat - to menace children who are slavishly labouring over typewriters. It's surrealistic comedy of the highest order!
Tampax ad? Come on, that's a *very* cheap laugh. Very cheap indeed. Up there with using the blood scene from "Carrie" type of cheapness. Mind you, after they'd paid the big stars bribes to be in this cartload of manure, they probably needed any spare change for film stock! First period? *More* cheap hackneyed ordure that we wouldn't have laughed at in middle school. Crapping on someone? See above. Blind date sketches? See above, again. The incest? I'm with you, my friend: Eeeeewwwwwwwwww....
And *how dare* they try to "Holy Grail" their way out of this film? I mean, just how friggin dare they? A film whose boots they are not worthy to clean...
I know nothing of the other film, but it looks really, really dire, so you have my pity you poor gentleman. I will say though that the "Porno Review" seems, just going by your description, to be (again!) lifted from Mitchell and Webb (although this time from the original BBC Radio series called "That Mitchell and Webb Sound"). Do they think we won't notice this stuff?
Anyway, now that's over, take care of yourself, try to stay well - though in your chosen pursuit of the naffest films ever, you're just doing harm to yourself! Godspeed my friend!
4% on Rotten Tomatoes? Who the hell were the 4% who actually thought this wasn't an absolute abomination of comedy?
Good to see ya, buddy!! Was getting worried...
Thank god there wasn’t a movie 44. That’s all I’ll say. Also, hi Sean! Welcome back!
Loving the new shelf.
All that talent and this was the best result?
Badly written crap played by good actors is still... badly written crap.
Then said crap was re-edited into something that makes no logical sense because the frame story of the "movie pitch" doesn't fit with the "comedy skits" and "ads". The actors have zero influence on any of this.
Also, I think that "Wolverine" has given people a totally wrong impression of Hugh Jackman as an actor and person. He's so much closer to "Curly" from "Oklahoma!" and the guy who practically gave audience members lap dances in gold lamé pants in his song-and-dance stage show, than he is to "Logan". I have no doubt that he loved being on a set all day with fake testicles glued to his chin. He's a _thilly goothe._