Yeah, the Patreon really dropped the ball on this one ngl. Some very obvious recent picks aside and a few gems, a large amount of the picks were just cheesy hits from the past that weren’t seen as fantastic songs but suffer majorly from over-exposure
If Mr Clean is Yung Gravy’s best song then I’m the South County Car Bomber, an unidentified man who terrorized Missouri in 1977 with a series of fatal car bombings.
Listen, I'll say it: that song and Für Elise are the most overplayed pieces of classical music. They are not bad per se, but overexposure has ruined them fr
the year is 2387, after 64 episodes of worst songs of all time bracket, there will be a worst songs of worst songs of all time bracket bracket, there is finally peace
In defense of The Insane Clown Posse, I have to say that, as a physics major, “Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?” Is, in fact, a really good question.
honestly I'm not a physics major but I do fully agree, I feel like the EM field is some kind of leakage from a mystical dimension and doesn't make any sense whatsoever to anyone and we all just pretend that's okay
Y’all dont understand how much I fucking love these worst songs brackets. This isn’t some game to me. I fall asleep to these gems. Y’all can eat your food or whatever and watch this but it’s different for me, this is everything, I’d put it all on the line for a worst songs bracket. Also nice hats fellas.
Song timestamps: 2:16 Wah Gwan Delilah-Snowddy 3:11 Big Yellow Taxi- Counting Crows 4:35 Gangnam Style-PSY 6:03: Concerto No.1-Antonio Vivaldi 8:30 God Made Girls- RaeLynn 9:02 Mr.Clean- Yung Gravy 10:34 Bad Day- Daniel Powter 11:08 Fist Pump- Waka Flocka Flame 11:56 Sneakernight- Vanessa Hudgens 13:04 We are the world 25- Artists for Haiti 15:05 Sex on the beach- T-Spoon 15:49 Work from home- Fifth Harmony 17:23 Steal my Sunshine- Len 17:45 Afraid of Love- Mario Judah 18:54 Cancel Me- Dominic Fike 21:03 Who Let the Dogs Out- Baha Men 23:55 Grippy- Cash Cobain 25:27 My World- Guns N’Roses 27:08 Cattitude- Miley Cyrus 28:36 Big Girl- Nas 31:11 Blurred Lines- Robin Thicke 32:14 Thong Song- Sisqo 33:33 RITMO -Black Eyed Peas 34:47 Miracles- Insane Clown Possey 36:39 House of Gold- Twenty One Pilots 37:35 Life- Des’ree 38:57 Insane- Post Malone 40:00 Never Gonna Give you Up- Rick Astley 41:27 Ladykiller- AJJ 42:39 Lighters- Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars 44:16 CANT STOP THE FEELING- Justin Timberlake 45:01 Axel F- Crazy Frog 47:08 Karma- JoJo Siwa 48:33 FUCKING BEST SONG EVER- Wallpaper. 50:48 Arab Money- Busta Rhymes 51:57 WOMAN’S WORLD- Katy Perry 53:03 Bad Girlfriend- Theory of a Dead Man 54:13 PLUTOSKI- Future 55:23 We bring the Boom- AJ & Big Justice 56:35 Best for Me- Joyner Lucas 58:06 Take me to the Beach- Imagine Dragons 59:40 My Humps- Black Eyed Peas 1:02:14 Fuh You- Paul McCartney 1:03:16 Big Foot- Nicki Minaj 1:03:53 You’re 16, you’re beautiful and you’re mine- Ringo Starr 1:05:11 Still Missin- Flo Rida 1:06:04 FACTS- Tom MacDonald ft Ben Shapiro 1:07:34 Build a Bitch- Bella Poarch 1:09:23 Honey I’m good- Andy Grammer 1:10:20 Despacito- Luis Fonsl 1:11:59 I Want to be Ninja- Jennifer Murphy GoGirl 1:13:58 Thrift Shop- Macklemore + others 1:16:11 A-Town Girl- USHER 1:17:07 My Man Freestyle- Adonis 1:18:18 530- VS 1:20:10 Meant to Be- Bebe Rexha ft Florida Georgia Line 1:23:07 One pound Fish- One pound fish man 1:24:40 OPPY DAY- Lil Mabu 1:28:14 UCLA- RL Grime 1:29:22 SU!C!DE- Mr.Plenty 1:31:00 Ur so fucking cool- Tones & I 1:32:15 Mamushi- Megan Thee Stallion 1:33:35 Marvin Gaye- Charlie Puth ft. Meghan Trainer 1:34:58 I, Vibrator- Say Anything
For some reason in every bracket there’s a song in like the first three matches that’s totally normal and has a shockingly deep run. Good to see that trend being kept up.
having the previous bracket come out to just barely miss the ben shapiro x tom macdonald song and having the worst bars bracket come out just in time to miss the heart part 6 bars and recording this one presumably just barely too soon and missing the KSI easy target is a crazy streak edit: and yet somehow being ahead of the curve vis a vis drake's legal fees
I am baffled that not once in these brackets has anything from Nostalgia Critic's The Wall been included. His version of The Trial might just be the worst thing I've ever had the displeasure of hearing.
"she said she was gay until I slayed" is such a frustrating bar to hear as a lesbian and it's even more frustrating that this isn't the first time I hear similar things in music
well if your femme its like prob worse. But i feel like lesbians also have a problem of like trying to get the straight girl to "be honest with themselves". Its cool when lesbians do it.
1:02:16 as a beatles nerd, i need to say that paul LOVES doing what's popular. his 80s stuff is so 80s it almost sounds like a parody. Fuh You sucks because it's trying to be a 2018 radio hit. also, he's actually saying "i just want it FOR YOU" but was being cheeky with the double entendre. he has another (significantly better imo) song on that album called Come On to Me which has a similar cheeky thing to it. he's a weird horny old man. as for the ringo one, it's a cover of a 50s song. it's only slightly less creepy knowing that he didn't write it. then again he didn't write most of his songs back then.
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king Where's my crown? That's my bling Always drama when I ring See, I believe that if I see it in my heart Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars ⭐️😎🤪👽😼
@@johnafing5432 it’s ok. They just wish they too could be neenja. I forgive them. Maybe they’ll have me on their show as a guest. They’re very fun. First time I saw their channel.
50:19 tf is wrong with jojo. Sure, some of his descendants don't start out as the best people, but they all basically end up saving the world. Like give some credit.
@@timaeusTestosteronethat may not even be Glee’s biggest, creepiest musical sin. I think the teacher casting himself as nearly-nude Rocky in the student production of Rocky Horror Picture Show may beat out The Thong Song. Glee did a lot of unforgivable things. It was truly deranged.
Just to be that guy, yes it is America’s fault Haiti is in poverty. In fact the earthquake only had such a big impact because of how poor Haiti’s infrastructure was as a result of the USA and France taking all of Haiti’s money for a century as reparations for freeing themselves from slavery
haiti was getting mistreated and abused by the white man before and after liberation, i feel so hard for them cuz they wanted freedom but all they were taught was violent behavior by white men
Everyone would still agree that the Ringo song is creepy as fuck, but for some perspective, the age of consent in England is 16 which is probably why he said that. Still creepy as fuck to anyone with even a semblance of sanity lol
What y’all did to gangnam style is an insult to my childhood and a failure to recognise the joy the emanates from stupid dance music with lyrics you don’t have to understand. Great video, loved it!
I can't wait until worst songs bracket 65 where they pick the winners from the first 64 worst songs brackets to find the one truly worst song ever made
Its not gorgeous if you watch media you dumb fuck. Its like in every stupid straight to dvd Gala or ball scene bro. Its literally a nightmare. Theres so much classical music. even other concertos. no 1. is the see you again of classical music.
Fun fact: Once I was at karaoke at a busy bar and my friend started singing Len- Steal my Sunshine and unbeknownst to us the lead singer of Len was in the bar....and his buddies forced him onstage so my friend got to due Steal my Sunshine with the lead singer of Len. It was pretty fuckin rad.
One of these days we will get "Can't Stop Partying" By Weezer featuring Lil Wayne Including the phenomenal lyricism like "Okay bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy, upside-down MTV"
Interesting but maybe farfetched theory I've heard. Wah gwan delilah is a search engine optimization move by drake. He's trying to bury the articles about the fight he got into at the club, delilah's, in L.A.
Marvin Gay was killed by his father, but not with a shotgun, it was a 38 special revolver that Marvin had GIVEN his father for christmas! Two shots to the back and he died in his mother's arms. I can't let this misinformation slide!
For Worst Songs Bracket 5, here I have some recommendations: Blood On The Dance Floor - "You Done Goofed" Justin Bieber - "Baby" Silento - "Watch Me Whip/Nae Nae" Eminem - "My 1st Single" Imagine Dragons - "Believer" Tom MacDonald - "Everybody Hates Me" Soulja Boy - "Squid Game" Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Hoe" Mickey Avalon - "Mr. Right" Brokencyde - "Get Crunk" 6ix9ine - "YAYA" Miley Cyrus - "BB Talk" Lil Pump - "Had" Lil Xan - "Who I Am" Onision - "I'm A Banana" PewDiePie - "Bitch Lasagna" Island Boys - "Head" Kid Buu - "Dead Roses" Jake Paul - "That Ain't On The News" DaBaby - "Sneaky Link Anthem" Drake - "The Heart Part 6" Vanilla Ice - "Too Cold" R. Kelly - "I Admit" Rihanna & Chris Brown - "Birthday Cake" Jumex - "Trapped" Bhad Bhabie - "These Heaux" Taylor Swift - "Look What You Made Me Do" KSI - "Thick Of It" Cardi B - "WAP" Maroon 5 - "Sugar"
Thrift Shop is my moms ringtone. I used to hear it several times a day at full volume. Every time I hear it, I think my mom's phone is ringing. It's like torture and I love it.
the fact that none of the two realised "Sex On The Beach" is just "The Sign" wasn't that bad, but the fact that Riley said it was a totally different song and acted smug about it really grinds my gears
Also this bracket was, as far as I'm aware, just chosen by the patrons but if anyone's interested, the double agent "worst almost hits of the 2010s" video (reupload) is a goldmine of slightly less obvious picks for a bracket like this: "Good to be Alive" by Andy Grammar (interesting follow-up to honey I'm good's manic energy) "Give it 2 U" by Robin Thicke (what if blurred lines didn't have any good marvin gaye style production) "C'mon Let Me Ride" by Skylar Grey ft Eminem (manages to be bad even if you remove the slut-shaming) "Chloe" by Emblem3 (wild premise, poorly sung) "Booty" by Jennifer Lopez ft Iggy Azalea (sounds like ass) "Drop Girl" by 2 Chainz, Ice Cube, Redfoo, and allegedly Bangladesh? (honourable mention to literally all of the trash Bangladesh songs he went on a tangent about) "Bubble Butt" by Major Lazer, Bruno Mars et al (if you remember it not being that bad, listen to the woman's unsettling voice) "Mo Bounce" by Iggy Azalea (sounds like ass also) "I'm Ready" and "Birthday Party" by AJR (these guys have got to win a bracket one of these days) "Turn The Night Up" by Enrique Iglesias (sounds like licking an electrical outlet) "Transphobic Techno" by Your Favourite Martian (such a classic for a list like this that I honestly can't remember if it was in a prior bracket) "Miracle Worker" by SuperHeavy "Trumpet Lights" by Chris Brown (was not on the bracket at all but it was mentioned and it really deserves to be there) "Undressed" by Kim Cesarion (ow) "Living Proof" by Camilla Cabello (OW) (watch the cruelsummer reupload of the worst list if you don't want your eardrums thoroughly blasted) "Can't Say No" by Connor Maynard (being from the UK is a punishing experience sometimes) "Early In The Morning" by Connor Maynard, Kris Kross Amsterdam and Shaggy ("we have the wellerman at home" indeed) "It's My Birthday" by Will. I. Am and Cody Wise (being from the UK is still a punishing experience sometimes) "Birthday" by Selena Gomez (no THIS is like licking an eletrical outlet) "Lolly" by Maejor Ali ft Justin Bieber and Juicy J (squeaky ass beat with justin bieber rapping) "All About That Bass (MAEJOR REMIX)" by Justin Bieber ft Meghan Trainor (Why has society historically picked entirely the wrong Justin Bieber songs to hate. What the fuck is this. This is easily the worst thing I've heard him make) "Beat It" by Chris Brown and Sean Kingston (blatantly distasteful) "Literally I Can't" by Play-N-Skillz ft Redfoo, Lil Jon and Enertia McFly (setting aside that it's straight up just if blurred lines was made by LMFAO for a second, the entire list made Redfoo my parasocial nemesis a good decade after he stopped being relevant) "Stimulated" by Tyga (horrific that it exists, horrific that it didn't kill his career stone dead and land him in jail. Why is he around?)
26:00 Riley is mostly right. My World is the length of an interlude and one that Axl apparently tacked on to the end of the album without the knowledge or consent from the rest of the band.
@@Silverlain-25not entirely sure. In fairness, Axl was noted to not ever really touch the heavy stuff most of the other guys in the band were hooked on, but if I had a guess.. My World sounds like massively misplaced cocaine confidence.
this needs to be a fully fledged series where the finale is all of the winners from the from series. I beat a man with a brass pipe on October 4 2019 and I haven’t been caught
cant believe they bought jojo siwa on!!! the bit where diggy pulled her ponytail and she made horse noises really got me 😂😂😂 im trapped in the attic help me
I can't imagine being J. Cole giving a feature on "Grippy" to Cash Cobain and ppl liking his verse so much that he released an extended version of it on his new album called "dunk contest"😭 Long story short": listen to "dunk contest" by Cash Cobain
As a longtime fan of Todd in the Shadows, im surprised nobody has managed to get "Fuck it (I dont want you back)" by Eamon on one of these brackets. Since first heard it in Todd's "worst songs of 2004" video, the song randomly creeps up on me as i sleep and stands over my bed with a knife, just like Dignan does during full moons.
Suggestions for Worst songs 5 (some of these could already been featured tho): POP - Lil Uzi SUMMA DAT - Dababy One Day - LMFAO No Other Place - Hollywood Undead These streets know my name - Dj khaled Syracuse - Youngboy I just wanna F. - David Guetta Channel 1 - The Chainsmokers Young and Menace - Fall out boy Stars - fun.
I know Riley was joking when he asked "Is there a game?" About Crazy Frog, but there were actually two! Crazy Frog Racer and Crazy Frog Racer 2 were racing games set in the Crazy Frog 'universe'. I remember playing the first one on Playstation 2.
I want to see songs from “American Song Contest”. It was americas attempt at creating Eurovision, and there are a lot of songs that could be included for this. One example is “New Boot Goofin’” by Ryan Charles.
I feel so called out. Crazy frog is a returning meme with me and my gf, and i actually played crazy frog while having sex as a joke, but the rythym really is perfect.
The worst part of Take me to the Beach is that they got my actual all time favorite artist to feature on it. Ado is so awesome, and its genuinely crazy to hear her on an Imagine Dragons song
Context for the Big Yellow Taxi song and why it’s considered the worst cover. The main issue with it is how the cover feels like the generic, corporate image of hippies. I love the counting crows and I can tell you it feels like Adam is phoning it in with his vocals and the generic beat just clashes with the folky tune about preserving the environment that Joni Mitchell penned in the 1960s. It feels so artificial and ignorant of the theme of the song. Also, the review of this song by Village Voice will never not be funny to me so I’ll post it here in case anyone wanted to read it: “Adam, we don't know if you misunderstood the song's anti-globalization, anti-industrialization, anti-corporation message, or just chose to ignore it so you could get free Frappucinos for life. But we're gonna hip you to a harsh reality. Seriously, you know the line about how they "paved paradise and put up a parking lot?" Like how they replaced something beautiful with something cold and heartless and commercial? That's you. You're the parking lot, motherfucker. You drove your shitty steamroller over something everyone loved so you could pander your sensitive pussyhound whine to people waiting in line at the Carl's Jr. They paved Nirvana and put up a Counting Crow. Argh!”
Jennifer Murphy was the winner of Miss Oregon in 2004 and was a contestant on The Apprentice. I want to be Neenja was inspired by youtuber duo NigaHiga and their video "How to be Ninja". She used the song to advertise her hideaway bed company "Murphy Beds". Weirdly enough a movie was made in 2021 about the song which she wrote directed and starred in. She is also the inventor of GoGirl, a product made to make peeing standing up easier for women.
14:40 Graydon pointed out 'We are the World' sounds like a Michael Jackson song at times. He's dead on, Michael was one of the main people to make the original 1985.
ICE CREAM by Sadzilla and Lil Godd NEEDS to be in the next one. Imagine if a TikTok version of Lil Mabu rapped over the song that plays from the ice cream truck. That's the horror of ICE CREAM
Lets Get it Crackin by Deuce feat Jeffree Starr, is a crazy song about sleeping with “adults” Asian Girlz by Days Above Ground, while just on the topic of racist Asian songs Up Up Down Down by Kirby Krackle,was a song I heard in middle school and it has haunted me By My Friend by One Eyed Doll, I love her but this is definitely an era of music Outback - Moonshine Bandits (extended), it is an 8 minute country rap song, it just keeps going
That Kirby Krackle is like, this close to being charming. I know the era it’s from, and I dunno, the Johnathan Coulton-y-ness of the whole thing just sorta puts me off. I think I’m just not a Johnathan Coulton fan.
it's so cuuuutteee =3 how scrumbly Graydon treats the hair guy Mr hat forgets to do last videos words of wisdom and Graydon says he doesn't have any, not because he doesn't have any, but because he didn't want the Rilester to feel bad for messing up :3
“sticker” by nct 127 NEEDS to be in the next one. the recorder sound that persists throughout, the auto tune in the first verse, the “yeah yeah yeah”s that show up constantly, the out of tune piano hits, everything about it just makes me laugh at its awfulness. also, two other obvious choices that are going bad-viral right now are “thick of it” by ksi and “whatcha want” by lawrence.
Sticker is a strange case of a song that has de-grown on me, i used to be a major defender of it and now i physically recoil when it comes on in my playlist bc the first hit of the recorder is so awful
“Might be the worst crop of songs yet” and then they love almost each and every one
‘Might’
Probably why he said that. This is a bad batch of worst songs since so many are pretty good.
When you truly love a topic like music or food you learn to find enjoyment even in bad versions.
The first 32 of the bracket was whatever. the second half was insane, like half of them would have won any of the other brackets.
Yeah, the Patreon really dropped the ball on this one ngl. Some very obvious recent picks aside and a few gems, a large amount of the picks were just cheesy hits from the past that weren’t seen as fantastic songs but suffer majorly from over-exposure
If Mr Clean is Yung Gravy’s best song then I’m the South County Car Bomber, an unidentified man who terrorized Missouri in 1977 with a series of fatal car bombings.
bro💀
Do I need to call someone
you bastard. I didn't have insurance
No fr it's at least c'est la vie
a-are you?
Putting Vivaldi on the same bracket as snowd4y is utter lunacy
RIGHT! As a violinist I'm pissed.
Ikr snowd4y deserves so much better
Listen, I'll say it: that song and Für Elise are the most overplayed pieces of classical music. They are not bad per se, but overexposure has ruined them fr
Yeah, everyone knows Tchaikovsky was the OG populist crap for normies
I thought this was a joke 💀
''Bad songs that are actually good songs'' bracket would go hard
“Overhated songs bracket”
Half of it would be Limp Bizkit lol
thats just this video
@@professorcoasterKEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN WHAT!?
the year is 2387, after 64 episodes of worst songs of all time bracket, there will be a worst songs of worst songs of all time bracket bracket, there is finally peace
At the rate they’re going, probably about 2054. Mark your calendars 🎉
I was literally thinking while watching about how long it will take for that to happen. I feel like it won’t😢😒😭
They could take the Top 4 from the first 16 episodes and we could get there by 2028
The 124 year wait between episode 54 and 55 was hard but we made it
Believe it or not, Imagine Dragons wins
i love that this series has basically become dunking on the fanbase for being closed-minded to good music
which is kinda a good thing that we need in a space where the veil of the internet enables us to easily be elitist and shitty
The fact Vivaldi appears on this list is an indictment of the Patreon community
As I said, they're off that henny
Like how does Despacito end up on a "worst songs" bracket unless hivemind patreon members are 14
@@Yagot newsflash: they are
That song is ass tho, gotta be his worst by a wide margin
naw concerto no.1 is ass compared to cantate rv 684
In defense of The Insane Clown Posse, I have to say that, as a physics major, “Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?” Is, in fact, a really good question.
honestly I'm not a physics major but I do fully agree, I feel like the EM field is some kind of leakage from a mystical dimension and doesn't make any sense whatsoever to anyone and we all just pretend that's okay
They work because of quantum shit
@@johndoe7017this sounds like an icp bar
Yea the EM force is cause the quarks are strange, not just the strange ones, and they fermi on my quark till I strong force. Idk man
bro half the songs on this bracket are gas, your patreon is smoking something
yeah most the replies sucked ass on there, someone was genuinely arguing that iris by the googoo dolls should be on here…
@@mikey.yoh hell no get the fuck out of here… Iris should be the on best songs of all time bracket
They think annoying/overplayed = worst song category
@@TortoiseMaximusyeah, that’s two completely different things that people can’t seem to separate
They need to listen to more Walmart Radio
The amount of times they said “I don’t really know why this song is on here” Proves this bracket wasn’t a good bracket.
Blame grant..
Y’all dont understand how much I fucking love these worst songs brackets. This isn’t some game to me. I fall asleep to these gems. Y’all can eat your food or whatever and watch this but it’s different for me, this is everything, I’d put it all on the line for a worst songs bracket. Also nice hats fellas.
Woah
this is my sleeping ritual as well 😂
You love them yet you fall asleep everytime interestng…
Dude me too
You are so real for this
Song timestamps:
2:16 Wah Gwan Delilah-Snowddy
3:11 Big Yellow Taxi- Counting Crows
4:35 Gangnam Style-PSY
6:03: Concerto No.1-Antonio Vivaldi
8:30 God Made Girls- RaeLynn
9:02 Mr.Clean- Yung Gravy
10:34 Bad Day- Daniel Powter
11:08 Fist Pump- Waka Flocka Flame
11:56 Sneakernight- Vanessa Hudgens
13:04 We are the world 25- Artists for Haiti
15:05 Sex on the beach- T-Spoon
15:49 Work from home- Fifth Harmony
17:23 Steal my Sunshine- Len
17:45 Afraid of Love- Mario Judah
18:54 Cancel Me- Dominic Fike
21:03 Who Let the Dogs Out- Baha Men
23:55 Grippy- Cash Cobain
25:27 My World- Guns N’Roses
27:08 Cattitude- Miley Cyrus
28:36 Big Girl- Nas
31:11 Blurred Lines- Robin Thicke
32:14 Thong Song- Sisqo
33:33 RITMO -Black Eyed Peas
34:47 Miracles- Insane Clown Possey
36:39 House of Gold- Twenty One Pilots
37:35 Life- Des’ree
38:57 Insane- Post Malone
40:00 Never Gonna Give you Up- Rick Astley
41:27 Ladykiller- AJJ
42:39 Lighters- Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars
44:16 CANT STOP THE FEELING- Justin Timberlake
45:01 Axel F- Crazy Frog
47:08 Karma- JoJo Siwa
48:33 FUCKING BEST SONG EVER- Wallpaper.
50:48 Arab Money- Busta Rhymes
51:57 WOMAN’S WORLD- Katy Perry
53:03 Bad Girlfriend- Theory of a Dead Man
54:13 PLUTOSKI- Future
55:23 We bring the Boom- AJ & Big Justice
56:35 Best for Me- Joyner Lucas
58:06 Take me to the Beach- Imagine Dragons
59:40 My Humps- Black Eyed Peas
1:02:14 Fuh You- Paul McCartney
1:03:16 Big Foot- Nicki Minaj
1:03:53 You’re 16, you’re beautiful and you’re mine- Ringo Starr
1:05:11 Still Missin- Flo Rida
1:06:04 FACTS- Tom MacDonald ft Ben Shapiro
1:07:34 Build a Bitch- Bella Poarch
1:09:23 Honey I’m good- Andy Grammer
1:10:20 Despacito- Luis Fonsl
1:11:59 I Want to be Ninja- Jennifer Murphy GoGirl
1:13:58 Thrift Shop- Macklemore + others
1:16:11 A-Town Girl- USHER
1:17:07 My Man Freestyle- Adonis
1:18:18 530- VS
1:20:10 Meant to Be- Bebe Rexha ft Florida Georgia Line
1:23:07 One pound Fish- One pound fish man
1:24:40 OPPY DAY- Lil Mabu
1:28:14 UCLA- RL Grime
1:29:22 SU!C!DE- Mr.Plenty
1:31:00 Ur so fucking cool- Tones & I
1:32:15 Mamushi- Megan Thee Stallion
1:33:35 Marvin Gaye- Charlie Puth ft. Meghan Trainer
1:34:58 I, Vibrator- Say Anything
You guys saying gangnam style is worse than wah gwan delilah is the biggest fuckery I've seen on this channel ngl
Oh noooooooo, I thought you were joking but they're in the same second bracket goddamnit
They're both really bad
You mean gaynam style with Bsi? 😂😂😂😂🤪🤣🤣
@@Randomjackass135 lol?
For some reason in every bracket there’s a song in like the first three matches that’s totally normal and has a shockingly deep run. Good to see that trend being kept up.
This video has done nothing but convince me that your Patreon community has never heard bad music.
having the previous bracket come out to just barely miss the ben shapiro x tom macdonald song and having the worst bars bracket come out just in time to miss the heart part 6 bars and recording this one presumably just barely too soon and missing the KSI easy target is a crazy streak
edit: and yet somehow being ahead of the curve vis a vis drake's legal fees
tragic
It’s the curse
Ksi song isn't even that bad at all it's definitely not one of the worst of all time😂
@@c.l2484lazy bait but have a reply anyway
@@maekkis it's not fucking bait there are way worse songs than that🤦♂️ clearly haven't listened to that much music
I am baffled that not once in these brackets has anything from Nostalgia Critic's The Wall been included. His version of The Trial might just be the worst thing I've ever had the displeasure of hearing.
To be fair ahving to explain how the fuck any self respecting musician would agree to do that gig, and the edgy steampunk furry OCs
I was listening to Grippy with a friend and like an hour later i had to go to the hospital because i had a kidney stone
an omen
It was a sign you shouldn't've be so grippy and you should've let that thing loose
i got a stone with a nickname, its....... its............... kidney
well j cole does say "i wanna feel like that stone in your kidneys" so it only makes sense
Had to go to the hospital
Doctor say I got a stone in my kid-ney
i like the riley joke about gambling advertisements and then getting a gambling advertisement
Exactly my thoughts lol
Vanessa hudgens told him to gamble... and to tell us to gamble
Gangnam Style being in here and making it as far as it did is a travesty
wow, the well of bad songs that patreon members know must really be running dry
incredible that it's been 4 installastions and your favorite martians transphobic techno still hasn't appeared
i’m BEGGING this to be on the next one
i genuinely believe it could win this bracket
no one wants to hear it tbf
who
@@skycloudgaming4023your favorite martian
"she said she was gay until I slayed" is such a frustrating bar to hear as a lesbian and it's even more frustrating that this isn't the first time I hear similar things in music
J Cole apparently loves dehumanizing queer people for awful bars
i’m sure you remember drake’s you a lesbian girl me too moment. j cole heard that and was like yeah that’s me
well if your femme its like prob worse. But i feel like lesbians also have a problem of like trying to get the straight girl to "be honest with themselves". Its cool when lesbians do it.
I remember the collab Pitbull did with Kesha back in 2009
"Baby are you bi"
"No I'm tri ... I'll try anything" :P
@@winneryeahmatethat's heat tho
Bold choice picking sing about me I’m dying of thirst as the winner but I respect it
Damn, I posted this comment a minute ago before seeing yours 😔
@@BingsLder great minds think alike
Citing “it makes my mouth dry" as the reason was kinda uncalled for, but I see the vision
Objectively the worst song of all time tbh
too long. crazy frog better.
1:02:16 as a beatles nerd, i need to say that paul LOVES doing what's popular. his 80s stuff is so 80s it almost sounds like a parody. Fuh You sucks because it's trying to be a 2018 radio hit. also, he's actually saying "i just want it FOR YOU" but was being cheeky with the double entendre. he has another (significantly better imo) song on that album called Come On to Me which has a similar cheeky thing to it. he's a weird horny old man.
as for the ringo one, it's a cover of a 50s song. it's only slightly less creepy knowing that he didn't write it. then again he didn't write most of his songs back then.
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars ⭐️😎🤪👽😼
I love you
Thats called muthafuckin bars nigga you know nothin bout that
from the beer🍺 to the key🔑 to the car🚗 to the tree🌲🗣🔥
Ksi snubbed
@@hunterboyd1780 🔥🔥😱
I'm so honored that I won "best worst song" for "I Want To Be Neenja"
chat this IS real
@@АндрейКовальчук-ю2к 🥷
what the FUCK😭😭😭
they were so rude to you jennifer you just wanted to be neenja
@@johnafing5432 it’s ok. They just wish they too could be neenja. I forgive them. Maybe they’ll have me on their show as a guest. They’re very fun. First time I saw their channel.
i’m happy they’re finally going to get to spend time with their families
50:19 tf is wrong with jojo. Sure, some of his descendants don't start out as the best people, but they all basically end up saving the world. Like give some credit.
HOH HOH
That's a bizarre thing to say
if they put the glee version of the thong song it would win the damn bracket
The *what* ????
@@timaeusTestosterone Glee is a thing of evil conceived and made in the deepest depths of hell, and you can't convince me otherwise.
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@@timaeusTestosteronethat may not even be Glee’s biggest, creepiest musical sin. I think the teacher casting himself as nearly-nude Rocky in the student production of Rocky Horror Picture Show may beat out The Thong Song. Glee did a lot of unforgivable things. It was truly deranged.
That came up against Blurred Lines and I thought to myself "A duo of glee obscenities"
The fact they advertised a gambling app after joking about gambling is crazy
Just to be that guy, yes it is America’s fault Haiti is in poverty. In fact the earthquake only had such a big impact because of how poor Haiti’s infrastructure was as a result of the USA and France taking all of Haiti’s money for a century as reparations for freeing themselves from slavery
Sounds like you’re saying it’s the French that are the problem 🦅🦅🦅
Thanks for being that guy 🇭🇹
And that’s not even counting all of the assassinations and political destabilization
replying to bump this comment up, more people need to know their history
haiti was getting mistreated and abused by the white man before and after liberation, i feel so hard for them cuz they wanted freedom but all they were taught was violent behavior by white men
I've been waiting for "Nah Honey I'm Good" since the first bracket my summer camp went absolutely wild when this came out.
That and the Applebee’s country pop song and hey brother by avicii
Someone once said it sounds like RuPaul singing country and you can't unhear it now
Half of these will be club bangers people say are bad cuz they’re sad inside
Nigga they aren’t playing almost any of these In a club tf 😂
people hate fun and silliness 😔
They just mad we expierencin child-like wonder
They just mad we expierencin child-like wonder
They just mad we expierencin child-like wonder
I feel like this one is less of a ‘worst songs’ list and more of a ‘mid songs’ list
even then, some of them are just actually good or great
riley is just jelly that he doent bring the boom 💔
he definitely got a doom
it’s NOT what he do
Riley is just jealous, I agree with you
He must be jelly. Jam don't shake like that.
Everyone would still agree that the Ringo song is creepy as fuck, but for some perspective, the age of consent in England is 16 which is probably why he said that. Still creepy as fuck to anyone with even a semblance of sanity lol
What y’all did to gangnam style is an insult to my childhood and a failure to recognise the joy the emanates from stupid dance music with lyrics you don’t have to understand. Great video, loved it!
I can't wait until worst songs bracket 65 where they pick the winners from the first 64 worst songs brackets to find the one truly worst song ever made
Having Vivaldi on the bracket is unhinged in general, let alone the *gorgeous* concerto no. 1. What on earth.
Its not gorgeous if you watch media you dumb fuck. Its like in every stupid straight to dvd Gala or ball scene bro. Its literally a nightmare. Theres so much classical music. even other concertos. no 1. is the see you again of classical music.
Fun fact: Once I was at karaoke at a busy bar and my friend started singing Len- Steal my Sunshine and unbeknownst to us the lead singer of Len was in the bar....and his buddies forced him onstage so my friend got to due Steal my Sunshine with the lead singer of Len. It was pretty fuckin rad.
One of these days we will get "Can't Stop Partying" By Weezer featuring Lil Wayne
Including the phenomenal lyricism like "Okay bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy, upside-down MTV"
I’ve been waiting for this since bracket 1
@joltkip7079 SAMMME DUDE ITS AN EASY PICK
same with "Love is the Answer," but that's not nearly as funny
There’s so many weezer songs the would really funny for riley and greydon to talk about
Dare I say… I like this song
Weezer mentioned at what cost
"It wasn't a salute, it was a karate chop! The great wall of Berlin..."
Graydon might actually be a comedic genius in disguise
Dignan is the comedic genius, Graydon is the disguise
we bring the boom cant move on or i will personally call up aj and big justice begin world domination, one chicken bake at a time
you will regret this riley
bring the boom and still bringin it are genuinely miracle heaven god songs
I genuinely thought you were doing the “we bring a ____ vibe to the function” format and almost had a stroke reading this for a minute
Dignan would simply kidnap big justice and the rizzler and harvest their organs to sell at Sam’s Club
Dignan would simply harvest big justice and rizzler’s organs and sell them at Sam’s Club
Interesting but maybe farfetched theory I've heard. Wah gwan delilah is a search engine optimization move by drake.
He's trying to bury the articles about the fight he got into at the club, delilah's, in L.A.
Yep, his goons beat up a waiter there
another twenty one pilots deep cut on a bracket to prove hivemind are secretly huge fans
that song is so good man idk how its here
is it a deep cut? i remover it being popular at the time
is nearly 200 million views a deep cut now?
frfr they keep doing it to themselves cuz they secretly love it
Hundreds of millions of views is NOT a deep cut lmfao 😭😭
About 34 brackets in, only 30 more before we get the brackets winner bracket
Lou Bega: “ladies and gentlemen, this is concerto no. 1”
A worst covers bracket would be hilarious
Marvin Gay was killed by his father, but not with a shotgun, it was a 38 special revolver that Marvin had GIVEN his father for christmas! Two shots to the back and he died in his mother's arms. I can't let this misinformation slide!
*Gaye
Technically he's correct, because he added the e to avoid being called gay pejoratively.
For Worst Songs Bracket 5, here I have some recommendations:
Blood On The Dance Floor - "You Done Goofed"
Justin Bieber - "Baby"
Silento - "Watch Me Whip/Nae Nae"
Eminem - "My 1st Single"
Imagine Dragons - "Believer"
Tom MacDonald - "Everybody Hates Me"
Soulja Boy - "Squid Game"
Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Hoe"
Mickey Avalon - "Mr. Right"
Brokencyde - "Get Crunk"
6ix9ine - "YAYA"
Miley Cyrus - "BB Talk"
Lil Pump - "Had"
Lil Xan - "Who I Am"
Onision - "I'm A Banana"
PewDiePie - "Bitch Lasagna"
Island Boys - "Head"
Kid Buu - "Dead Roses"
Jake Paul - "That Ain't On The News"
DaBaby - "Sneaky Link Anthem"
Drake - "The Heart Part 6"
Vanilla Ice - "Too Cold"
R. Kelly - "I Admit"
Rihanna & Chris Brown - "Birthday Cake"
Jumex - "Trapped"
Bhad Bhabie - "These Heaux"
Taylor Swift - "Look What You Made Me Do"
KSI - "Thick Of It"
Cardi B - "WAP"
Maroon 5 - "Sugar"
Thrift Shop is my moms ringtone. I used to hear it several times a day at full volume. Every time I hear it, I think my mom's phone is ringing. It's like torture and I love it.
the fact that none of the two realised "Sex On The Beach" is just "The Sign" wasn't that bad, but the fact that Riley said it was a totally different song and acted smug about it really grinds my gears
Also this bracket was, as far as I'm aware, just chosen by the patrons but if anyone's interested, the double agent "worst almost hits of the 2010s" video (reupload) is a goldmine of slightly less obvious picks for a bracket like this:
"Good to be Alive" by Andy Grammar (interesting follow-up to honey I'm good's manic energy)
"Give it 2 U" by Robin Thicke (what if blurred lines didn't have any good marvin gaye style production)
"C'mon Let Me Ride" by Skylar Grey ft Eminem (manages to be bad even if you remove the slut-shaming)
"Chloe" by Emblem3 (wild premise, poorly sung)
"Booty" by Jennifer Lopez ft Iggy Azalea (sounds like ass)
"Drop Girl" by 2 Chainz, Ice Cube, Redfoo, and allegedly Bangladesh? (honourable mention to literally all of the trash Bangladesh songs he went on a tangent about)
"Bubble Butt" by Major Lazer, Bruno Mars et al (if you remember it not being that bad, listen to the woman's unsettling voice)
"Mo Bounce" by Iggy Azalea (sounds like ass also)
"I'm Ready" and "Birthday Party" by AJR (these guys have got to win a bracket one of these days)
"Turn The Night Up" by Enrique Iglesias (sounds like licking an electrical outlet)
"Transphobic Techno" by Your Favourite Martian (such a classic for a list like this that I honestly can't remember if it was in a prior bracket)
"Miracle Worker" by SuperHeavy
"Trumpet Lights" by Chris Brown (was not on the bracket at all but it was mentioned and it really deserves to be there)
"Undressed" by Kim Cesarion (ow)
"Living Proof" by Camilla Cabello (OW) (watch the cruelsummer reupload of the worst list if you don't want your eardrums thoroughly blasted)
"Can't Say No" by Connor Maynard (being from the UK is a punishing experience sometimes)
"Early In The Morning" by Connor Maynard, Kris Kross Amsterdam and Shaggy ("we have the wellerman at home" indeed)
"It's My Birthday" by Will. I. Am and Cody Wise (being from the UK is still a punishing experience sometimes)
"Birthday" by Selena Gomez (no THIS is like licking an eletrical outlet)
"Lolly" by Maejor Ali ft Justin Bieber and Juicy J (squeaky ass beat with justin bieber rapping)
"All About That Bass (MAEJOR REMIX)" by Justin Bieber ft Meghan Trainor (Why has society historically picked entirely the wrong Justin Bieber songs to hate. What the fuck is this. This is easily the worst thing I've heard him make)
"Beat It" by Chris Brown and Sean Kingston (blatantly distasteful)
"Literally I Can't" by Play-N-Skillz ft Redfoo, Lil Jon and Enertia McFly (setting aside that it's straight up just if blurred lines was made by LMFAO for a second, the entire list made Redfoo my parasocial nemesis a good decade after he stopped being relevant)
"Stimulated" by Tyga (horrific that it exists, horrific that it didn't kill his career stone dead and land him in jail. Why is he around?)
The funny thing about Transphobic Techno is that it being ass is 3000% intentional. The music video is just the main singer in an asylum.
“Trying to get cancelled so I can see my family again” is gonna be on the next bits brackets list if they keep making those jokes lol
9:30 I’m glad that someone’s talking about how the entire second verse vocal of mister clean is completely not aligned with the beat at all
Right! Always had me mad😂
Recently found your channel and i haven't stopped watching since. You always make me smile with all the funny jokes. Please keep going! :)
I can’t wait for when there’s enough episodes of this to make a bracket of all the ‘winners’ of each bracket
Well, they’ve done 4 episodes in about a year, so at that rate we’re gonna need 15 more years of brackets to get 64 winners.
Exactly, looking forward to it.
26:00 Riley is mostly right. My World is the length of an interlude and one that Axl apparently tacked on to the end of the album without the knowledge or consent from the rest of the band.
Wasn't he also high off his ass?
@@Silverlain-25not entirely sure. In fairness, Axl was noted to not ever really touch the heavy stuff most of the other guys in the band were hooked on, but if I had a guess.. My World sounds like massively misplaced cocaine confidence.
Sorry guys unfortunately including Axel F immediately discredits the entire bracket
this needs to be a fully fledged series where the finale is all of the winners from the from series. I beat a man with a brass pipe on October 4 2019 and I haven’t been caught
cant believe they bought jojo siwa on!!! the bit where diggy pulled her ponytail and she made horse noises really got me 😂😂😂 im trapped in the attic help me
I can't imagine being J. Cole giving a feature on "Grippy" to Cash Cobain and ppl liking his verse so much that he released an extended version of it on his new album called "dunk contest"😭
Long story short": listen to "dunk contest" by Cash Cobain
Dunk contest actually came out before Grippy,he just made a lyric video after that to capitalize on grippy
the most problematic hivemind video ive ever watched. pure cinema.
"Drake's tied up in legal fees"
WHAT DID YOU KNOW!?
As a longtime fan of Todd in the Shadows, im surprised nobody has managed to get "Fuck it (I dont want you back)" by Eamon on one of these brackets. Since first heard it in Todd's "worst songs of 2004" video, the song randomly creeps up on me as i sleep and stands over my bed with a knife, just like Dignan does during full moons.
He's pretentious
@@vitaminwater9662todd in the shadows…? he’s very far from pretentious lol he likes a lot of odd lowbrow shit. he’s just strongly opinionated
@@vitaminwater9662 do you know what that means?
Man Todd is sick
Todd is wack.
It's videos like these that make me wonder if Hivemind are actually deaf and just deciding in the moment whether they should like something or not
15:28 the song it sounds like is The Sign by Ace of Base not Violent Crimes lmao
LMAOOO
That’s what I’m saying😭
literally a The Sign soundalike lol
Thank you!!!
Was thinking the same thing
1:50:42 idk why but i love this bit so much. Something about how Riley tries to stay composed at first makes it so much funnier
Gangnam style beating mr clean is a genuine tragedy
Suggestions for Worst songs 5 (some of these could already been featured tho):
POP - Lil Uzi
SUMMA DAT - Dababy
One Day - LMFAO
No Other Place - Hollywood Undead
These streets know my name - Dj khaled
Syracuse - Youngboy
I just wanna F. - David Guetta
Channel 1 - The Chainsmokers
Young and Menace - Fall out boy
Stars - fun.
HU has way worse songs but none of them deserve worst of all time
@@Ech0o0o0yep
We bring the boom cannot be in here. That song symbolizes America
That’s like putting the national anthem on here, almost blasphemous
Brandon- Motley Crue
Secrets- Makeout
Take Your- David Banner
All staples for next bracket
we cry together by nfr podcast robbed 💔
Arab money unlocked a memory from my childhood. Cannot believe I had that on my mp3 player
quick explanation for sneaker night: basically, what they're gonna do is dance
I know Riley was joking when he asked "Is there a game?" About Crazy Frog, but there were actually two! Crazy Frog Racer and Crazy Frog Racer 2 were racing games set in the Crazy Frog 'universe'. I remember playing the first one on Playstation 2.
I want to see songs from “American Song Contest”. It was americas attempt at creating Eurovision, and there are a lot of songs that could be included for this. One example is “New Boot Goofin’” by Ryan Charles.
I regrettably think that song goes extremely hard
"Moo dang it" might be my favorite phrase out of Graydon's mouth of all time
having the whole declaration of independence in spoken word form was a bold move, but i love to see it. keep up the good work boys!
I feel so called out. Crazy frog is a returning meme with me and my gf, and i actually played crazy frog while having sex as a joke, but the rythym really is perfect.
“if he wasn’t on this song i’d listen to it all the time” cash cobain has released dunk contest 450,000 times graydon what are you talking about
The worst part of Take me to the Beach is that they got my actual all time favorite artist to feature on it. Ado is so awesome, and its genuinely crazy to hear her on an Imagine Dragons song
I’m happy they’re finally going to get to spend time with their families
Context for the Big Yellow Taxi song and why it’s considered the worst cover.
The main issue with it is how the cover feels like the generic, corporate image of hippies. I love the counting crows and I can tell you it feels like Adam is phoning it in with his vocals and the generic beat just clashes with the folky tune about preserving the environment that Joni Mitchell penned in the 1960s. It feels so artificial and ignorant of the theme of the song.
Also, the review of this song by Village Voice will never not be funny to me so I’ll post it here in case anyone wanted to read it:
“Adam, we don't know if you misunderstood the song's anti-globalization, anti-industrialization, anti-corporation message, or just chose to ignore it so you could get free Frappucinos for life. But we're gonna hip you to a harsh reality. Seriously, you know the line about how they "paved paradise and put up a parking lot?" Like how they replaced something beautiful with something cold and heartless and commercial? That's you. You're the parking lot, motherfucker. You drove your shitty steamroller over something everyone loved so you could pander your sensitive pussyhound whine to people waiting in line at the Carl's Jr. They paved Nirvana and put up a Counting Crow. Argh!”
In speaking of P-3do songs with the Ringo song, Ted Nugent's 'Jailbait' not being on here 4 brackets in is criminal.
There is nothing better than your friend in the background laughing like a small dog gasping for air. 😂
36:37 Something about the cut to riley pretending to strum a ukulele while graydon looks distraught is very funny
Jennifer Murphy was the winner of Miss Oregon in 2004 and was a contestant on The Apprentice. I want to be Neenja was inspired by youtuber duo NigaHiga and their video "How to be Ninja". She used the song to advertise her hideaway bed company "Murphy Beds". Weirdly enough a movie was made in 2021 about the song which she wrote directed and starred in. She is also the inventor of GoGirl, a product made to make peeing standing up easier for women.
14:40 Graydon pointed out 'We are the World' sounds like a Michael Jackson song at times. He's dead on, Michael was one of the main people to make the original 1985.
isn't that a direct sample of his vocals on that version too?
@@maxkproductionsyeah when he said that I was like that’s because it is?
riley hit that "phenomenally" at 44:51
The song you were looking for on the T-spoon song is The Sign be Ace of Bass
"Why isn't Graydon cancelled yet" might be my favorite for the next bits bracket as of right now
Graydon looks like he's not been going outside. Love it
ICE CREAM by Sadzilla and Lil Godd NEEDS to be in the next one. Imagine if a TikTok version of Lil Mabu rapped over the song that plays from the ice cream truck. That's the horror of ICE CREAM
The cut to riley playing the air ukulele and graydon nearly going mental listening to the 21 pilots song fucking killed me lmfao
i love how they're actually losing their minds the farther they go with this one
Lets Get it Crackin by Deuce feat Jeffree Starr, is a crazy song about sleeping with “adults”
Asian Girlz by Days Above Ground, while just on the topic of racist Asian songs
Up Up Down Down by Kirby Krackle,was a song I heard in middle school and it has haunted me
By My Friend by One Eyed Doll, I love her but this is definitely an era of music
Outback - Moonshine Bandits (extended), it is an 8 minute country rap song, it just keeps going
How DARE you, one eyed doll is a queen she is perfect has never made a bad song
@@archerymidnight3422 oh do not get me wrong I love her shit. But it was defiantly and era of music that was not for everyone
i just listened to Lets get it crackin...jesus fucking christ thats hot garbage😭
That Kirby Krackle is like, this close to being charming. I know the era it’s from, and I dunno, the Johnathan Coulton-y-ness of the whole thing just sorta puts me off. I think I’m just not a Johnathan Coulton fan.
let's get it crackin should have made it on the first one instead of Everywhere I Go that song is legit one of the worst pieces of audio ever released
it's so cuuuutteee =3 how scrumbly Graydon treats the hair guy
Mr hat forgets to do last videos words of wisdom and Graydon says he doesn't have any, not because he doesn't have any, but because he didn't want the Rilester to feel bad for messing up :3
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Ngl you guys should definitely make a playlist for this one
“sticker” by nct 127 NEEDS to be in the next one. the recorder sound that persists throughout, the auto tune in the first verse, the “yeah yeah yeah”s that show up constantly, the out of tune piano hits, everything about it just makes me laugh at its awfulness. also, two other obvious choices that are going bad-viral right now are “thick of it” by ksi and “whatcha want” by lawrence.
YES please as a music major that song makes me physically sick i can't believe it's a real song
I thought you were talking about the band the yeah yeah yeahs at first lol
Almost anything Dem Jointz has produced could end up on these brackets lmao. But Sticker is definitely the worst
Sticker is a strange case of a song that has de-grown on me, i used to be a major defender of it and now i physically recoil when it comes on in my playlist bc the first hit of the recorder is so awful
Oh for sure, there are a few parts that are passable, but not enough to save it