Beer Podcast - Jerma Fable II Stream Recap (Part 2)

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  • Опубліковано 23 тра 2021
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    Originally Streamed on May 23rd, 2021
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 115

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten 3 роки тому +133

    "I'm gonna be a good boy"
    - Perpetrator of the Tornado Massacre

  • @dodes2698
    @dodes2698 3 роки тому +278

    Last stream: 50% blacksmithing
    This stream: 50% barkeeping

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +30

      Every stream: 100% reason to remember that this is the guy who puked a sleeve of Oreos into him Mom's bed

    • @maximutatro3176
      @maximutatro3176 2 роки тому +1

      Combine with the explorer shirt and the highwayman mask for the ultimate Fable 2 experience

  • @dinonatorful
    @dinonatorful 3 роки тому +108

    Jerma laughing in silence looking at his son who is black somehow made me tear up

  • @kerfufflings
    @kerfufflings 3 роки тому +354

    absolute LUNATIC uploads AMAZING FREE content for RAVENOUS fanbase

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 3 роки тому +2

      @The Jerma985 out of the loop and all that means to me is that a nude Markiplier from a defunct channel edits these highlights

    • @broomy1610
      @broomy1610 3 роки тому +4

      *very handsome fanbase

  • @Bigmeeks251
    @Bigmeeks251 3 роки тому +368

    Insane editor shackles himself to PC to finish jerma edits before he is consumed by the angry sus guy fans

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +3

      HE ALMOST MISSED THE DEADLINE TOO >:(

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 3 роки тому +4

      GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

    • @carto4028
      @carto4028 3 роки тому +2

      He talks to a METAL BOX for HOURS.

  • @Greg-the-Guy
    @Greg-the-Guy 3 роки тому +169

    Chat can be bad sometimes, but it's all worth it for that ONE GUY message. Glad we finally found Jerma's father.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +35

      The absolutely DEGENERATE things that I have done to achieve ONE GUY. And I'll zerkin' DO IT AGAIN.

    • @ddqwf
      @ddqwf 3 роки тому

      @@jeremytitus9519 lmao same

  • @RandomTomatoSoup
    @RandomTomatoSoup 3 роки тому +82

    reminder that Jerma started off this playthrough saying he'd be a good boy

    • @ElectricalSwift
      @ElectricalSwift 3 роки тому +13

      He also said "the joker wasnt evil when he was 8"

    • @feel5930
      @feel5930 3 роки тому +6

      You see he IS a good person but a bad boy

  • @joshmartinez7019
    @joshmartinez7019 3 роки тому +90

    The jerma985 drink would literally be all types of alcohol mixed together with a dash of crack

    • @cream9905
      @cream9905 3 роки тому +22

      Two inches of cocaine on the rim of the glass

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +7

      @@cream9905 I keep telling him not to raid my "medicine cabinet" but he has SO MANY KNIVES D:

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 3 роки тому

      topped off with playing cards and casino chips

    • @AbsoluteTravisT
      @AbsoluteTravisT 3 роки тому +3

      jungle juice is now jerma juice

  • @Alex-rl2mk
    @Alex-rl2mk Рік тому +9

    The guy walking up to a murderer asking if he's gonna murder him is such a Monty Python joke

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 Рік тому +3

      "You some kind of killer, eh? What are you gonna do, sta-"

  • @showtimevonparty283
    @showtimevonparty283 3 роки тому +80

    I felt like I was in a time loop watching this live

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +13

      @The Jerma985 And what is _the_ The Jerma985's beverage of choice?

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +8

      @The Jerma985 I see now how it is that you are so prolific. You are powered by the SHREWDEST, SAGEST ALCHEMIES.

  • @bugcatcherphy3944
    @bugcatcherphy3944 3 роки тому +41

    Remember when Jerma was going to be a good boy

  • @Anonymouthful
    @Anonymouthful 3 роки тому +49

    I hope Dragons Dogma 2 comes out soon enough. I feel like playing a new game with a magic system thats got "Fuck anything in this particular spot" spells.

    • @Umberman
      @Umberman 3 роки тому +16

      Can't wait to summon a max level pawn that uses Tornado on the singular goblin that's attacking us and tank the framerate

  • @TheVegetablePrincess
    @TheVegetablePrincess 3 роки тому +12

    "these people are gonna love farting"
    - jerma the explorer discovering a new continent of people

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 3 роки тому +51

    Thanks Peter Molyneux for giving us a game where telling off stalkers is "bad". Really the morality in the romance system is all kinds of screwy, and I'm not just saying that because he didn't allow romancing hobs as an option.

  • @inigoo
    @inigoo 3 роки тому +31

    43:40 comedy gold LMAO

  • @sockeye42069
    @sockeye42069 3 роки тому +37

    Naked streamer too ashamed of his grotesque body IRL, chooses to flaunt it to entire town in the virtual world

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +4

      We all have our coping mechanisms, some of them considerably more FUCKED than others.

  • @AlsoPat
    @AlsoPat 3 роки тому +25

    I speak for all of us when I say, Thank you

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +2

      FALSE. Some of us are incapable of gratitude; we take Cheltie's efforts entirely for granted.

  • @maurobrunosolavergara5041
    @maurobrunosolavergara5041 3 роки тому +18

    43:40 I LOVE THIS BIT

  • @cmmdrkkenjoyer
    @cmmdrkkenjoyer 3 роки тому +22

    jermas gonna be delighted when he finds out about vanilla sweet cream cold foam at starbucks

  • @cabersmith
    @cabersmith 3 роки тому +16

    good guy run btw

  • @jeremytitus9519
    @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +46

    Sometimes Jerma streams naked. When he buys a new computer chair, who among his ten thousand verminous and parasocial Chatto Beasts is going to place the winning bid for his old one? Could it be YOU? (I won't be able to afford it; I live in the utilities closet of an internet café)

    • @theeroman
      @theeroman 3 роки тому +7

      It’s among us

    • @TheMattyboy55555
      @TheMattyboy55555 3 роки тому +5

      Among

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +9

      "Sometimes Jerma streams naked. When he buys a new computer chair, who Among Us is going to place the winning bid for his old one? Could it be YOU? (I won't be able to afford it; I live in the utilities closet of an internet café)"
      _-from the 2021 Revised Edition_

  • @Duranous.
    @Duranous. 3 роки тому +15

    Watch as his character slowly descends into Don DeLuise's character from Cannonball Run.

  • @Pariatech
    @Pariatech 3 роки тому +5

    The virgin wizard vs the chad beergut

  • @goofmuffin
    @goofmuffin 3 роки тому +9

    amazing cut at 43:35

  • @sugarkrisp5199
    @sugarkrisp5199 3 роки тому +15

    jerma stream edit speedrun any% (WR)

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +1

      @The Jerma985 Still hasn't cleaned the soup outta them pants :(

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +2

      @The Jerma985 I apologise. I did not take you for an aficionado.
      The chemosensory domain is oft-neglected in haute couture, and underappreciated. Advice to dilettantes: do not musk your pants on purpose. Pre-musked pants are horribly gauche, like pre-torn jeans. Allow FORTUNE to musk your pants. Let the soups fall where they may.

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 3 роки тому +11

    Legend Cheltie coming back at you with another great edit

  • @eyemotif
    @eyemotif 3 роки тому +3

    on and off during this stream so im still thankful for these! thank you cheltie!

  • @cal7441
    @cal7441 3 роки тому +4

    thank you Cheltie and love you

  • @willyhoo2946
    @willyhoo2946 3 роки тому +2

    THERES A PART TWO??? I just finished part one earlier. Thank you so much!! Good work!

  • @Fabian-dn6hs
    @Fabian-dn6hs 3 роки тому +1

    thank you for those fast edits

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 3 роки тому +4

    11:55 Actual child

  • @Foxtail24
    @Foxtail24 3 роки тому +4

    thanks cheltiee, u da best

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +2

      This is true. Still, be parsimonious with your praise, lest their output flag. The best editors are powered by SHAME and INADEQUACY. Don't be afraid to throw in a little stink-eye now and then.

  • @AbsoluteTravisT
    @AbsoluteTravisT 3 роки тому +2

    One of the IRL streams absolutely needs to be Jerma pouring drinks in a bar while rambling to all the patrons.

  • @marlenciaga
    @marlenciaga 3 роки тому +3

    thank u chelite

  • @XXXLaurel
    @XXXLaurel 3 роки тому +6

    Cant wait to order my favorite drink the Sus Sunset at my local bar

  • @Jakecemented98
    @Jakecemented98 3 роки тому +4

    These fable streams are fucking hilarious

  • @waffleless
    @waffleless 3 роки тому +5

    Wait, why was his son black?

  • @dennybennis
    @dennybennis 3 роки тому +11

    29:53 funniest shit I ever did see

  • @ainsley5843
    @ainsley5843 3 роки тому +7

    jesus christ now mr green is a wizard?

  • @twentylush
    @twentylush 3 роки тому +2

    necronomicon demon summoning stream POG

  • @nblmelon
    @nblmelon 3 роки тому +1

    Knowledge is stored in the beer gut

  • @johntube833
    @johntube833 3 роки тому +5

    He needs a name for this character

  • @beanfreak3736
    @beanfreak3736 3 роки тому

    thank you

  • @itagamineko
    @itagamineko 3 роки тому +1

    you know someone will ATLEAST try to make the Jerma985 (microwave and garbage truck included)

  • @mycoolhandgiveit
    @mycoolhandgiveit 3 роки тому +5

    Jerma reuniting with his family was actually really cute and sweet

  • @Baba-yv6ml
    @Baba-yv6ml 3 роки тому +3

    Did anyone notice Jerma and his wife were white but their son was black? Jerma's wife's son.

  • @scrithen2836
    @scrithen2836 3 роки тому

    “A very small man can cast a very large shadow” - Jerma985, Certified Small Man

  • @shadybadger7896
    @shadybadger7896 3 роки тому +1

    There is a *HEAVY* asterisk on Vodka, mon fraire. Anything that ruins Orange Juice that much for you is not something you wanna play with

  • @2rad4rio
    @2rad4rio 3 роки тому +1

    4:19 He looks like a combination of Hossman's alt skins in Quake Live

  • @underwearpowerwear
    @underwearpowerwear 3 роки тому +1

    Gonna go have a Jerma985

  • @robertparker6353
    @robertparker6353 3 роки тому +1

    famous Among Us celeb whips dying editor into editing for another 8 hours two days in a row

  • @bobbm1
    @bobbm1 2 роки тому +1

    my mom ordered this game on amazon at release and every day for a month i would come home from school and check my mailbox and i finished it in like three days.

  • @MoreLikeMagicMan
    @MoreLikeMagicMan 3 роки тому

    A perfect pouring!

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 3 роки тому +2

    Fellahs we cant be blowing 100 mil on hampster dance. thats a 50 mil song at best.

  • @kentaIzzy
    @kentaIzzy 3 роки тому

    Jerma made club tornado

  • @NotShiggy
    @NotShiggy 3 роки тому

    Jerma do be spitting facts

  • @almorik
    @almorik 3 роки тому +2

    Based and beergutpilled

  • @dudeskeela
    @dudeskeela 3 роки тому

    Wow this game needs to load all the time

  • @WindowsDevPro
    @WindowsDevPro 3 роки тому +1

    3:56 should have been the thumbnail for the jebait.

  • @luckyl4075
    @luckyl4075 3 роки тому +1

    34:35 bohemian rhapsody Jerma cover

  • @Tanuki-cl7qi
    @Tanuki-cl7qi 2 роки тому

    If you go to a bar that serves ANYTHING followed by surprise, run. Drinking that shit numbers your days.

  • @raphael8951
    @raphael8951 3 роки тому +1

    Gin goes well with orange juice or mango juice

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 3 роки тому +1

    How does he know what the stuff you tar your road with tastes like?

  • @alexbertil2756
    @alexbertil2756 3 роки тому +2

    Bro i was minutes from falling asleep.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +4

      If you sleep first, not only will the video still be here, but you will have time travelled several hours closer to the _next_ Cheltie edit. Sleeping is basically sequence breaking. I slept through my Masters and now I'm a +2 Associates. #LifeHacks.

    • @alexbertil2756
      @alexbertil2756 3 роки тому

      @@jeremytitus9519 Did it btw. Not a troglodyte but it was pretty annoying knowing i had some fresh jerma content available.

    • @alexbertil2756
      @alexbertil2756 3 роки тому

      @@jeremytitus9519 Did it btw. Not a troglodyte but it was pretty annoying knowing i had some fresh jerma content available.

  • @brettpete6994
    @brettpete6994 Рік тому

    43:36 😂😂😂

  • @sockosomething
    @sockosomething 3 роки тому +6

    I'm watching this hungover and Jerma's beer talk made me vomit
    Deranged streamer

  • @duplicatedIncident
    @duplicatedIncident 3 роки тому +1

    is this bugelberry's backstory

  • @otamer7345
    @otamer7345 3 роки тому +1

    Cue 10,000 CULTIST viewers DEMANDING How2Drink to mix a Jerma985.

  • @user-jh5dq9vc1v
    @user-jh5dq9vc1v 3 роки тому

    Is this Mr. Green's backstory?

  • @Skeletonizer1200
    @Skeletonizer1200 3 роки тому +1

    Why would you cut what he won in the firing range? BabyRage

  • @trev0115
    @trev0115 3 роки тому

    What drink does he say he likes at 12:50?
    "It would probably be a _____ _____, or a vodka pineapple"

    • @aspencotta152
      @aspencotta152 3 роки тому +1

      moscow mule

    • @trev0115
      @trev0115 3 роки тому +1

      @@aspencotta152 Thanks, would have never guessed that, sounded like "moscato" or something to me, which would make sense since he's a big wine mom

  • @itagamineko
    @itagamineko 3 роки тому

    he should play skyward sword crossbow minigame

  • @greg98july
    @greg98july 3 роки тому +1

    He's right. Gin is shit.

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 2 роки тому

    Seasons four and five of game of thrones were still incredible and 6 and 7 were not bad, season 8 is where it went to shit

  • @raphael8951
    @raphael8951 3 роки тому +1

    Jerma cant drink