Annoying Photographer - Jerma Resident Evil 8: Village Stream Recap
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2021
- this is a reupload, i have no fucking clue why it turned into a 3 second clip when it was the middle of the night and i was fuckin sleeping
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Originally Streamed on May 15th, 2021
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I completely understand jerma's baby-holding anxiety, I had a nightmare the other day that someone insisted I hold her baby and a minute after it got in my arms it deflated like a balloon and died
omfg
never had a dream like that but I also have baby holding anxiety, I'm just CONVINCED I'll drop it
@watchmejumpstart Yeah definitely. It used to be a huge problem for me, but all you really need is some practice to get the hang of it.
Why are babies so fragile anyways? Why can't we all just be born as teenagers so no one has baby holding anxiety? Stupid babies never consider other people and their problems.
@@coltonwilkie241 Unironically its because women are losing the arms race of Pelvis opening size vs baby heads.
All other mammals of our weight class (that birth singular young) have way longer pregnancies and they come out way more ready for life. This is because we evolved to move upright with a focus on intelligence. So our babies have to be born with massively overproportioned heads and they WOULD gestate longer, but then they would be unable to be born because their head would be too large for the opening.
Because we walk upright we are also incapable of carrying babies that are too heavy, which wouldn't be a problem if we weren't nature's weirdo mammal and would just walk on all fours like all other mammals, the we could also evolve a larger pelvis etc etc.
Evolution doesn't perfect anything, it just does the bare minimum necessary for reproduction.
I love how several times, Jerma proved that if this shit occurred to him in real life, he would act exactly as Ethan Winters.
Jerma IS ethan winters
PROOF 2:42
@@happybadger3351 i literally thought that was jerma when i was watching the stream
Jerma is the psychotic voice in Ethan’s head. The one who’s -2 tier jokes makes getting his hand cut off seem not so bad in comparison.
Jerma was fully immersed in RE8. So immersed, in fact, that he almost knew what was going on.
8:57 The way Jermas face just lit up when shooting that explosive, giving us a clearer view of his psycho-gamer face is just hilarious!
That's fucking gold lmao
holy shit this needs more attention
it looks like that starwars game commercial lol
that psycho laugh too
i love how jerma gets terrified at the most random things but when dimitrescu is turning into an eldritch horror he just stares blankly at the monitor
Ehhhh that's a Resident Evil staple at this point. You should immediately expect any villain in an RE game to morph into some horrendous creature of tentacles and flesh.
It was just a Dark Souls boss TBH
idk i didn’t think it was that scary but omg that baby is a terrifying bad trip
literally melatonin from dmc 5
49:19 This made me realise how much Moreau sounds like one of Jerma's voices
Oh God, I can't unhear it
IT’S NOT!?!?!?
OH MY GOD IT DOES
I ACTUALLY thought that was him holy
12:43 the amount of -2s in the chat when he said this was overwhelming
I was there, doing my duty, spamming -2
@@aetherius6221 oh my god
@@ratbagextreme oh shit
Chat when they never stop making sus jokes:
:)
Chat when Jerma makes 1 (one) Among Us joke:
:(
4:33 Jerma complains about FOV, gets scared by a bird, complains for 5 more minutes, and then forgets about it for the rest of the game
I remember when this video was two seconds of Jerma making psycho streamer noises.
fr thought my youtube broke
UA-cam's pick for Jerma Worst Noise 2021
the best part is that I didn't even question it. i was like yup, this is the usual jerma highlight.
47:00 I felt so bad for Jerma here because he LITERALLY sounds like he's on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
especially with ADHD that section is hell
i had started watching the original vid earlier and then came back a bit later and suddenly it was just a 2 second "AE" and i thought i was going insane
41:47
I love you how you can literally see Jerma contemplating and planning on how to make the doll sing.
Throwing a pipe bomb, yelling "distraction!", and then sprinting past the enemy is peak Jerma.
Jerma's lack of ANY peripheral vision, combined with him refusing to look towards the sound of the grinding metal at 16:23 baffles me to no end.
He sounds like Courage everytime he gets spooked lmao.
He is Courage?
Courage the Psycho Streamer
“Stupid streamer, you make me look bad! AABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA!”
Gotta admit That 'view' bit at 31:25 was pretty good.
29:18 I already feel that these couple of seconds will come back to haunt Jerma somehow.
Zerking on stream!
DERANGED streamer ZERKS OFF in front of 4’9 WOMAN.
Jesus he's so jacked
@@kingding9542 well, he IS ZACKING OFF.
jerma in the safety of his own home, playing with a monkey toy that is most definitely an optional interaction, hearing a small noise: **I THOUGHT A CAR WAS GONNA HIT US!!**
After those modded Sims 4 streams, you would too
“us”
@@the-red-thing him and the voices in his head
28:50 He's so immersed that he jumps whenever he shoots the shotgun
Same tho!
tbh the game is that good, I don't blame him
*watches a cold air damage the first daughter*
Jerma, with the confidence of a hundred men: “IT’S LIGHT!”
The “streamer distorted to protect privacy” bit was hilarious, I kinda wish there was an actual streamer like that now
every character in this game sounds like it was voiced by jerma
Jerma telling jokes(?) and then having to tell us they’re funny is something that never fails to entertain me.
13:37 It's when Jerma says this that you know he is going to blitz the fuck out of whatever mechanic he just discovered.
1337
"You're supposed to be wesker!" That line hit different
Where was that, I missed it somehow lmao
@@seviikun right when Chris shoots mia lol
why does it hit different? I'm stupid someone explain, did people think wesker was going to come back for this game?
@@supervlad4150 I can't answer for sure but I wouldn't be surprised if people were expecting it. Wesker has a reputation of 'dying' and immediately coming back, so his return wouldn't have been THAT surprising
@Super Vlad Wesker has died like 18 times in the series so it's really surprising how he hasn't come back yet.
39:42 Ya know, he does sound a LOT like Markiplier there!
41:05 for sick beatboxing.
He's really good at beatboxing, it's such a random skill he has
34:38 Jerma screaming scared me more than the actual jumpscare
Really hope you still have that 3 second clip of Jerma somewhere on your channel. That was priceless.
From which stream?
ua-cam.com/video/wKbE7iYpOXo/v-deo.html
@@Cheltie Ah yes, the TRUE recap of this stream
20:38 lol
20:39 THE SCREAM
AAAAAAAUUUUAAAUUGGHHHHHHHH
29:32 DISTRACTION! *trows pipe bomb*
Throughout this entire stream every hour or so at least one person would comment “jerma did you get pack a punch yet?”
HAHAHA WOW THATS FUNNY AS FUCK
Oh my god no wonder why I love Moreau, he sounds exactly like bugleberry or a similar jerma bit
ive never seen him more genuinely distressed from 43:45 all the way to 48:23
I love when he is describing the plot of RE7, and it sounds like a completely different game that I've never heard of
And yet somehow he got the plot right
Real OG's remember:
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
20:39 ?
I've always wanted to see an animation of jerma driving an invisible car while it plays these car like noises he makes when he's scared.
50:06 Jerma needs to do more voice acting holy shit that was on point
I thought he was actually gonna say he voiced this guy for a sec, which goes to show how great an actor he can be lol
He was using a voicechanger too, doe
@@regolithia so was the original voice. pretty sure
@@thesnorg1442 no he was actually blessed with the talent to send his sinuses down to his throat and congest them to deepen and distort his voice
Best impression 2021?
Jerma is a bio weapon he has to be
This psycho streamer is made of MOLD
How the fuck did he land on the exact voice filter settings to sound perfectly like Markiplier. He’s a fucking savant.
Jerma copyright strike everything but the 3 second noise
lady d: *does literally anything*
jerma: 😐
aw you should've left the other video up
it was funny how youtube got rid of like 99% of the video and just left jerma making a wood chipper impression
I hate it when he's blitzed on turmeric...
He becomes a different person...
thanks for still pumping out these awesome highlights, Cheltie. We know how busy you are but these videos always make a day better as a vod watcher
36:52 PSYCHO Streamer doesn't know how to delete his google history so he demands help from the internet
5:05 for beginning of based rant
he sounds so angry lmao
I love they live in this huge mansion castle and the way they patch up holes in the wall is a few rotten boards barely covering it.
And they have literally a guy that controls metal with his will.
For a moment i thought that you just uploaded today's stream highlight
Fun fact: vampires were written to not be able to see their reflection because, back then, mirrors used to contain silver within them.
Nowadays, that’s not really the case. So, that’s why Lady Dimitrescu can see her reflection.
I mean, they are also just kinda not vampires. It's not the sunlight that gets them, it's the cold. The cause is weird mold. And the RE universe doesn't have any coherence anyways
Lady D isn't actually a vampire, she just had some sort of blood disease that mutated after she was infected with the mutamycete or whatevs
@@NatalleeK I know that now. Just back then, not many of us were really sure.
Jesus christ the jerma cat puke sound makes a return lmao
It's official he hates running out of things to hate.
Who is this mysterious man who appeared halfway through, Goku?
that was Markiplier
The Real "985" without sound filters
Imagine the last thing you hear someone say before you get viciously ripped apart by a fucking lycanthrope is "That guy sucks"
There are so many jermaThing faces, turkey noises, and air guitars in this video I can't keep track.
This comment is being made in remembrance of the 2021 AAAAAAAAAAAAA incident
I will buy skyrim todd, now release my family please
@@mannypardoacedetective856 I don't know what you mean (they died slowly)
@@hoddtoward2671 NOOO BRING THEM BACK I PURCHASED SKYRIM ON SWITCH AND ON MY SMART FRIDGE
@@mannypardoacedetective856 but you didnt get the gameboy color version, soooooo
20:40 Real ones remember this moment well.
Psychopathic streamer found to be the masked threat sending videos to the world. Authorities confirmed his identity when Jerma985 couldn’t resist doing the “Look at me!” Bit in 70% of his anonymous videos
Love the work as always Chel, get some rest homie g, bombed my developmental psych exam today but its just steps on steps. Keeper on
They're called 2ndJerma, 'cause you always post first.
so do you 2nd "Brid"
I remember watching it then an error occured and video was three seconds long, then hitting the repeat button and it was a jerma jumpscare
I died when he started doing the kh goofy impression at 23 min lol
"I got it" he says after an impression that sounded exactly the same as the past 20 attempts
ah yes my favourite streamer, July 8th 1985
thank you cheltie (again)!
I actually wish this whole game looked like the storybook at the beginning
Thanks for uploading! Feeling excited to see this thanks to you! Hope you and Jerma are well:)
He's already malding and we're six minutes in
old man lists each of his medications to his thousands of grandchildren
I just skipped to a radom point in the video to jerma beatboxing as hes being kidnapped
Nice to see that baby he laughed at for smacking its head make its revenge
i dont normally watch jerma but god damn watching him get scared shitless is so fun to watch
7:38 wow, I haven't heard anyone mention Ernest in a long time. A true classic.
The image of Lady D falling after you is killing mee
when jerma started doing the fucking mario 64 music i somehow both knew he was about to and then started humming the song even before he started it... adhd hivemind
29:12 zerk off time
I just now realized how much Moreau sounds like Jerma
Thank you for the reupload! Sorry an ionizing particle from space hit your video or whatever tf randomly happened to it lol
Deranged streamer of miniscule stature rants incoherently about field of vision, launches aggressively violent tirades against an unarmed elderly woman.
...and we're back!
jerma HATES being chased
the way his neck spasms when he does the eren thing
32:19 Real voice
I missed the jerma clip but this is also good
6:00
I didn't know Jerma was a mod for r/pcmasterrace
A man's going to go into cardiac arrest or something near Jerma, and when everyone else is trying to get help, he's pulling out his phone saying "Look at that funny face!!" Trying to get a photo while maniacally laughing.
Ethan: *tries to taste food*
Mia: *beats him to death with ladle*
Ethan: *breaths*
Mia: KEEP IT DOWN OR ELSE ILL SHOVE THIS LADLE DOWN YOUR THROAT
"You're tonight's main dish"
"Nyooooooooo~"
it's back!
i did not know jerma was a straight up ventriloquist but it does not surprise me
8:20 - 9:00 had me in tears. The insanity just kept on escalating
9:12 "Who am I" - Jerma
39:57 wait... is the secret streamer... *Jerma985?!?*
no
DERANGED STREAMER ZONKS ON STREAM TO TALL VAMPIRE LADY
it's funny how jerma thinks chat is spamming babyrage because of his tantrum when they are spamming it because of the horrors he is about to face.
Castle Griffensteed 2 looks great
This was so funny
the capcom ranting, 89 fov hating, vampire mommy killing gamer himself
47:00 found
42:10 chug jug
37:26 mania
At 23:55 chat was spamming BATHWATER
34:28
38:06
These enemies look just like the show -From - except there resistance to stones lol