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I'm ready to go with FSSW stories. Let me line some up!!! Bothel stories: worked at a guy had just had prostate surgery and thought a sex worker could fix his leaks, I could not as he constantly leaked urine and got aggressive so booking ended So many people from mostly Asian countries not knowing they had horrific STDs, we gave them a google map directions to the nearest free same day results clinic and told them what trams to get. Lots of nurses, student nurses and student doctors on staff So many people breaking foreskins when they hadn't masturbated or cleaned under their foreskin in teen years So many bitch fights sometimes violent about "hustling" :talking to a John for too long One chick had natural triple J breasts, that was funny When a lesbian, trans men or non binary people would come in girls would bitch fight over who gets to eat pussy. Yes we love lesbians and A lot of people kept diaries, we don't have good memories so we write down every detail about you so when our manager says your here we read your notes sometimes on a microsoft exel spread sheet everything about you A lot of brothels have lock down modes I'm not explaining to you how they work cause it's differnt every brothel but yeah they have ways to deal with men that we would pick a bear over. FSSW I met everyone and everyone's dad and they all do drugs surgeons, CEO's of banks, lawyers and everyone has ways to curb drug tests. Also the amount of information people tell us, one guy told me he just moved to our city and wanted to know the place so he booked in with an escort and yes we can tell you everything and about everyone because we are everyones mistress. Only a few people get us to sign NDA's.
I first read this as something like "Your rub and tug receiving coworker. Confess his sins" and I was going to say "Why? Those blokes aren't shy about it. I really wish they were. I'm talking about you, Sam. Why would you think your coworker needs to know about every time you paid for a hand shandy?"
I got an odd story a little to late, So I was chilling at my mate's place and he was like... "wanna go see these girl's and have a 4-some" and i was just tired and was like "awww man can we just go to McDonalds instead", and he said alright then, next thing I know we were driving in the opposite direction to McDonald's and I was like a lost dog like "this isn't the way to McDonald" my friend proceeded to turn to me and said "Oh... were not going to McDonalds", long story short I was roped into a 4-some, still got a happy meal
I was new to this channel a few weeks ago. I won't lie, I got lured in by an unsated desire to listen to reddit trash combined with a dislike of how lazy it is to produce 'content' that's an AI reading someone's reddit post. Imagine my shock when I followed the rabbit hole and found actual, important journalism tackling government corruption, organised crime, whistleblowers and war criminals. I am incredibly impressed that you manage to be hilarious, offer important advice and show more journalistic integrity than the entirety of most major news organisations.
I was staying in a hotel and decided to book a session with a sex worker. I booked a full hour. There were two stair cases in the hotel. She went up one to my room to find me I while I was waiting at the other. We went back and forward on these two stair cases for about 10 minutes before finding each other. Anyway took her to my room where she rushed through everything and left in a hurry and left me feeling very unforfilled. In my young man stupidity I decided to leave a compliant on the website I booked her on. Very soon after I get a call from her handler to take it down or he'll come and beat the crap out of me. I tried to take it down but the website didn't have that option. So I shaved off my mustache in a hurry and went down to reception and swapped my rooms. That was the last time I will ever book a sex worker.
Took my boss to London where we proceeded to go out on the town. Saturday night, found some pub with a club in and hit the drinks. As usual, lost him and decided to head back to the hotel thinking he'd be fine walking the streets of Shoreditch alone. The morning after he text me to say he'd had a threesome with some guy and his 'hot' wife. Later that trip he then told me the truth. He had baited and switched. The guy had asked him on the dance floor if he wanted to sleep with his wife and they then left the club. Once outside, they walked into an ally and mugged him. Classic East End stitch up.
In case you do this again.. I went out with my mates, got on it, got back to sleep on the couch at my mates house... apparently I had been trying to tune my mates sister (this was in 2000's and they were 20, so its not weird). Woke up in the morning, super hung over and needed to spew, got up ran to the sink (it was closest) chucked a spew, while I was thinking bout the night and why im so hung over I my memory flased to a few moments before.... I was gettin a heady, pushed her off and threw up. About a month goes by and think, how was I so drunk, passed out and getting a heady? I WAS passed out, and some broad chucked a heady while I was out of it.... see males can also be victims of coppin' a heady without consent!! Another fun time was me and 3 others were out on tour in Adelaide, went to a 'massage parlor' before going in we all decided to yell 'BONZAI' at the 'end'. So after a while all you could hear was 'BONZAIIII' in one room then the next, then the next. Poor broads didnt know what was up
times like this im so glad i have a good sex life.. also i feel like once youve had sex like 50-100 times youre going to have a few times that were just mediocre or not that good, but ive found that really only happens with hookups or when you’re unfamiliar with the person. also, my 3some story, 3 hot guys, two redheads with great bodies and i have 5 boyfriends who will not let me call myself not hot. at one point we eiffel towered my bf. it was such a good first time we immediately went at it again💀 and now we go on trips with our good friend, like pride, camping, and events, and of course just have him over from time to time. what happened with these people is straight disastrous…
@@louisglen7444 I've got one, it's more sad than anything, maybe one day I'll laugh... it's been 11 years and it's still not yet. Moral of the story is.... if a chick comes onto You and You think You're doing something really cool and memorable for your man of 20 years, chances are they've already been together behind your back. Now they're just trying to relieve themselves of some guilt by roping me in! She was his cousins Mrs, so the cousin thing kinda comes into play.
Two of my friends who are married (to each other) are swingers, and they keep inviting me to sex parties and it's kinda annoying. They haven't outright **stated** their intentions/desires, but I'm pretty sure they're trying to get me to take them to pound town y'know, and I'm.... just not interested. I love them both and consider them family, but I'm not poly or a swinger or even remotely promiscuous and would frankly rather not open that can of worms and potentially spoil what is otherwise an excellent friendship with that sort of drama bait.
Indian places next. Specifically arjunas in katoomba. This is the second time Ive asked in like 5 minutes lmaoo but a mate put me onto some of those reviews (and owner responses) are borderline unhinged and/or satire for a professional business
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I have Two stories for the last section but I'm
Not gonna say them here
Fully yes jordie
had a dream MTFF foursome, turns out one of them was positive for HIV and chlamydia. Fun drs trip when they fessed up
@@pyrrhicc2030 nice 👌🏿
@@pyrrhicc2030 T in the dream foursome? Nahhhhh
Common Jords! “Rub and tug workers confess your sins!” Dare you. 😂
I'm ready to go with FSSW stories. Let me line some up!!!
Bothel stories:
worked at a guy had just had prostate surgery and thought a sex worker could fix his leaks, I could not as he constantly leaked urine and got aggressive so booking ended
So many people from mostly Asian countries not knowing they had horrific STDs, we gave them a google map directions to the nearest free same day results clinic and told them what trams to get. Lots of nurses, student nurses and student doctors on staff
So many people breaking foreskins when they hadn't masturbated or cleaned under their foreskin in teen years
So many bitch fights sometimes violent about "hustling" :talking to a John for too long
One chick had natural triple J breasts, that was funny
When a lesbian, trans men or non binary people would come in girls would bitch fight over who gets to eat pussy. Yes we love lesbians and
A lot of people kept diaries, we don't have good memories so we write down every detail about you so when our manager says your here we read your notes sometimes on a microsoft exel spread sheet everything about you
A lot of brothels have lock down modes I'm not explaining to you how they work cause it's differnt every brothel but yeah they have ways to deal with men that we would pick a bear over.
FSSW I met everyone and everyone's dad and they all do drugs surgeons, CEO's of banks, lawyers and everyone has ways to curb drug tests. Also the amount of information people tell us, one guy told me he just moved to our city and wanted to know the place so he booked in with an escort and yes we can tell you everything and about everyone because we are everyones mistress. Only a few people get us to sign NDA's.
I first read this as something like "Your rub and tug receiving coworker. Confess his sins" and I was going to say "Why? Those blokes aren't shy about it. I really wish they were. I'm talking about you, Sam. Why would you think your coworker needs to know about every time you paid for a hand shandy?"
DO IT! (ive got a couple stories for ya)
Or strippers!!! I got stories.
I got an odd story a little to late, So I was chilling at my mate's place and he was like... "wanna go see these girl's and have a 4-some" and i was just tired and was like "awww man can we just go to McDonalds instead", and he said alright then, next thing I know we were driving in the opposite direction to McDonald's and I was like a lost dog like "this isn't the way to McDonald" my friend proceeded to turn to me and said "Oh... were not going to McDonalds", long story short I was roped into a 4-some, still got a happy meal
Was the sex, like Macca's, shit?
But we got hamburgers at home...
Mans had his priorities
I'm Loving It
Long as ya got your happy meal
I was new to this channel a few weeks ago. I won't lie, I got lured in by an unsated desire to listen to reddit trash combined with a dislike of how lazy it is to produce 'content' that's an AI reading someone's reddit post.
Imagine my shock when I followed the rabbit hole and found actual, important journalism tackling government corruption, organised crime, whistleblowers and war criminals.
I am incredibly impressed that you manage to be hilarious, offer important advice and show more journalistic integrity than the entirety of most major news organisations.
Algorithm goblins assemble
We more like monkeys call me wukong
Hiyah!
Aye aye
Woosh!
Algo finally brought me here.
I had been wondering where all the "Original Jordies energy" had gone, and it ended up being on another channel of his.
I was staying in a hotel and decided to book a session with a sex worker. I booked a full hour. There were two stair cases in the hotel. She went up one to my room to find me I while I was waiting at the other. We went back and forward on these two stair cases for about 10 minutes before finding each other. Anyway took her to my room where she rushed through everything and left in a hurry and left me feeling very unforfilled. In my young man stupidity I decided to leave a compliant on the website I booked her on. Very soon after I get a call from her handler to take it down or he'll come and beat the crap out of me. I tried to take it down but the website didn't have that option. So I shaved off my mustache in a hurry and went down to reception and swapped my rooms. That was the last time I will ever book a sex worker.
You accidently signed up to their "Live out a 'self-defense' situation" fantasy.
*Unfulfilled
It's a relief to say that video wasn't as horrible as I thought it might be.
Now this is the content i come to this channel for
I know that woman at 0:01 wtf 😂 didn't ever expect to see her used as stock footage
U com on every vid, shush
If I was new to your channel this very second, I would have literally no idea there is actually useful life content involved lol
#Epilepsyproblems
That is so becoming my catchphrase for explaining all the shitty inconveniences associated with my epilepsy now.
about the cousin story.. I gotta know.. deep south, or tasmanian?
jordies ( like the shoes? ) can you please do a "workers in a retirement home confess your sins"
Took my boss to London where we proceeded to go out on the town. Saturday night, found some pub with a club in and hit the drinks. As usual, lost him and decided to head back to the hotel thinking he'd be fine walking the streets of Shoreditch alone. The morning after he text me to say he'd had a threesome with some guy and his 'hot' wife. Later that trip he then told me the truth. He had baited and switched. The guy had asked him on the dance floor if he wanted to sleep with his wife and they then left the club. Once outside, they walked into an ally and mugged him. Classic East End stitch up.
I had a hot cousin. Physically what I would Consider my perfect woman. But I'm not Tasmanian so wouldn't go there.
Don't lie
If you have lusted after a woman in your mind then you have already committed adultery with her.
@@jarrod1687 ok. Ya got me.
At the end you said I could unsubscribe and this is when I realised I am not actually subscribed. Instructions unclear.
"sit through the shit ones" .... does that mean the ones like this that everyone loves or the ones that are actually the point of the channel..?
>"Threesome Horror Stories"
>Only starts three quarters into the video
+! to the clickbait Jordies, ya got us again
this is going to be good
this was infact good
Knew a guy I called dollar bill that liked illicit stuff, oh the days of working night as a subcontractor for Kroger.
What in the timing, it was so awkward.
Oh Jordan have I got some terrible tales for you.
Haha, fiction is stranger than truth. Text prompt Jordan to make entertaining UA-cam videos.
In case you do this again..
I went out with my mates, got on it, got back to sleep on the couch at my mates house... apparently I had been trying to tune my mates sister (this was in 2000's and they were 20, so its not weird). Woke up in the morning, super hung over and needed to spew, got up ran to the sink (it was closest) chucked a spew, while I was thinking bout the night and why im so hung over I my memory flased to a few moments before.... I was gettin a heady, pushed her off and threw up. About a month goes by and think, how was I so drunk, passed out and getting a heady? I WAS passed out, and some broad chucked a heady while I was out of it.... see males can also be victims of coppin' a heady without consent!! Another fun time was me and 3 others were out on tour in Adelaide, went to a 'massage parlor' before going in we all decided to yell 'BONZAI' at the 'end'. So after a while all you could hear was 'BONZAIIII' in one room then the next, then the next. Poor broads didnt know what was up
Only watching so I can 100% the channel. 😅
Calling us Goblins on a video about sex stories is wild
The. Rest. Of. Your. Life.
Let. That. Sink. In.
times like this im so glad i have a good sex life.. also i feel like once youve had sex like 50-100 times youre going to have a few times that were just mediocre or not that good, but ive found that really only happens with hookups or when you’re unfamiliar with the person. also, my 3some story, 3 hot guys, two redheads with great bodies and i have 5 boyfriends who will not let me call myself not hot. at one point we eiffel towered my bf. it was such a good first time we immediately went at it again💀 and now we go on trips with our good friend, like pride, camping, and events, and of course just have him over from time to time.
what happened with these people is straight disastrous…
I put a mini Maglight in a Fleshlight to make an actual flashlight. No bugger ever wants to use it though.
loved it
wow
I'm gonna come back to this comment section tomorrow, I hope more of you leave your tales here
@@louisglen7444 I've got one, it's more sad than anything, maybe one day I'll laugh... it's been 11 years and it's still not yet. Moral of the story is.... if a chick comes onto You and You think You're doing something really cool and memorable for your man of 20 years, chances are they've already been together behind your back. Now they're just trying to relieve themselves of some guilt by roping me in! She was his cousins Mrs, so the cousin thing kinda comes into play.
Gobble Goblins
The best fleash light is the stamina booster mate, mini gooey balls of love
Ayyyy-ohhhh
I regret this decision
Two of my friends who are married (to each other) are swingers, and they keep inviting me to sex parties and it's kinda annoying. They haven't outright **stated** their intentions/desires, but I'm pretty sure they're trying to get me to take them to pound town y'know, and I'm.... just not interested. I love them both and consider them family, but I'm not poly or a swinger or even remotely promiscuous and would frankly rather not open that can of worms and potentially spoil what is otherwise an excellent friendship with that sort of drama bait.
Indian places next. Specifically arjunas in katoomba. This is the second time Ive asked in like 5 minutes lmaoo but a mate put me onto some of those reviews (and owner responses) are borderline unhinged and/or satire for a professional business
F. I guess my escort story didn't get featured 😂
I gor here way too quick.... shame 🤦♀️
Getting there too quick is probably one of the stories he's about to tell
Scottish people used to marry there cousins it's a old habit
7:44
"Is there such thing as a sober one night stand?"
*Laughs in gay*
Yes.
Ew
@@jarrod1687 Homophobe.
Are You Bub Games?
So that's what your spending your youtube $ on.
PnP is great though
Yeah, it's great if you're into H or ice, that's usually what that means where I'm from at least sadly :(
hehe
what a misleading video title
Go rub one out
90th
12th comment pog
I happy alone coz im sick 2 death with phukt up beaches ofbtoday
213!!