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  • Опубліковано 28 жов 2015
  • The sequel to my Nuclear Attack video is finally here! This is a lot more cinematic than the last one, and has a solid story line, which I may go into greater detail on if requested. I personally think this is my best work to date, and will hopefully match, if not surpass, my other nuke scenario in popularity!
    Also, I would like to thank you all for nearly 40,000 views on my other nuclear attack video, and for almost 100 SUBSCRIBERS!!! I simply can not describe how important this is to me, and you guys made it happen. Thank you, and feel free to comment, like, and subscribe for more!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @JakobHill
    @JakobHill  2 роки тому +200

    I made this video back when I was 15 and didn't know what I was doing (hence the Representative's voice). If you're looking for a more polished and realistic nuclear attack simulation, check out "America's Last Month"!
    ua-cam.com/video/Ol_euk5XDq8/v-deo.html

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 2 роки тому +1

      Amazing video bro

    • @JD-Media
      @JD-Media 2 роки тому +3

      It's great man. Good job!.

    • @denisepleines1513
      @denisepleines1513 2 роки тому +2

      For a moment I pretended it was real, just to scare the crap out of me 😳😰

    • @noelht1
      @noelht1 2 роки тому

      It’s good work.

    • @roygoodhand1301
      @roygoodhand1301 2 роки тому

      ...why not re-master it? Re-masters are all the rage right now.

  • @salemish
    @salemish 4 роки тому +3192

    "If you are frightened by the subject of nuclear war, please refrain from watching this video."
    *watches anyways*

    • @CarlsT00
      @CarlsT00 4 роки тому +65

      Who isn’t frightened by the subject of nuclear war??

    • @allenishhereman7373
      @allenishhereman7373 4 роки тому +24

      Im watching this while Iran is planning God knows what for America

    • @28stabwounder-69
      @28stabwounder-69 4 роки тому +3

      Oh yeah, big brain time

    • @a.charles8080
      @a.charles8080 4 роки тому +10

      “Thats... why I’m here.”

    • @rydoggo
      @rydoggo 4 роки тому +1

      Wait that was the disclaimer?

  • @lordboombastic5946
    @lordboombastic5946 5 років тому +5896

    You have 10 minutes to prepare for a life or death situation, and the eas gives out instructions at 3 words per minute

    • @beckkavenia3769
      @beckkavenia3769 5 років тому +130

      Sal

    • @Ale-zs8xu
      @Ale-zs8xu 4 роки тому +101

      That’s what I was thinking about

    • @josholetsky2892
      @josholetsky2892 4 роки тому +16

      lordboombastic yes lol

    • @timber8698
      @timber8698 4 роки тому +52

      Tonight’s big loser

    • @orneryokinawan4529
      @orneryokinawan4529 4 роки тому +86

      US government logic. Do it the longest, most excruciating way possible. That's the same voice too on mine.

  • @FloppyDiskMaster
    @FloppyDiskMaster 3 роки тому +359

    “Do not use the telephone. The telephone should be kept open for emergancy use”
    _Hey Siri, call Pizza Hut_

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 3 роки тому +32

      “Is your refrigerator running?”

    • @jstoned88
      @jstoned88 3 роки тому +38

      They'd arrive with time to spare. Nobody outpizzas the hut.

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 2 роки тому +1

      Mood

    • @connorgolsong290
      @connorgolsong290 2 роки тому +5

      If I die, I'm going out with a full belly and no regrets.

    • @zonermaguire
      @zonermaguire 2 роки тому +1

      @@connorgolsong290 exactly

  • @Blinsick
    @Blinsick 4 роки тому +140

    When you paused the video, but audio actually stopped.

  • @_who_cares_1123
    @_who_cares_1123 7 років тому +1413

    What the fuck am i doing with my life. I dont even live in the USA.

    • @vasilzahariev5741
      @vasilzahariev5741 7 років тому +10

      404 Are you lost?

    • @MrTurbo_
      @MrTurbo_ 7 років тому +13

      me neither but if america and russia and everyone else with nuclear missiles are going to play the game "lets see who can shoot the most nuclear missles at each other before being killed" then ur basicly death no mather where you live, how strong ur basement is or whatever, ur going to be death. nice to know right that trump has the power to kill you and the world?

    • @shalomhabibi9594
      @shalomhabibi9594 7 років тому +2

      Vasil Zahariev kind of

    • @number51oco
      @number51oco 7 років тому +13

      I'm only 5 minutes away from Vault 29 Fallout Shelter, so my family and I will be okay.

    • @PAPA-bg1tq
      @PAPA-bg1tq 7 років тому

      lol

  • @FilthyChance
    @FilthyChance 7 років тому +4883

    Does anyone else get instant anxiety when hearing that emergency beeping noise shit?

    • @vffa
      @vffa 7 років тому +60

      FilthyChance yep... i won't sleep now...

    • @RobotHunter1234
      @RobotHunter1234 7 років тому +191

      FilthyChance Yep, and it's meant to instill fear and/or anxiety. If not, people would probably not take it as seriously as they should.

    • @vidvid12345
      @vidvid12345 7 років тому +50

      OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA AHHAHAHA

    • @vaughanxaviermusic
      @vaughanxaviermusic 7 років тому +11

      FilthyChance fuck yes

    • @necrocyborg5453
      @necrocyborg5453 7 років тому +75

      I lost sleep when I first watched this, had nightmares for a week. This sound is one of my worst fears.

  • @cinnmondotpng
    @cinnmondotpng 4 роки тому +229

    "Expected to strike near pearl harbor" oh no not again

    • @hambone3267
      @hambone3267 3 роки тому +14

      Round 2:

    • @nascar138
      @nascar138 3 роки тому +11

      Just remember Hawaii had a hell of a scare a couple years back when that false alarm was sounded.

    • @skizzasketches3492
      @skizzasketches3492 3 роки тому +2

      @@nascar138 oh my- I thought that was 6 months ago, I gotta look at a calendar every once in a while '-'

    • @cameronwalker4529
      @cameronwalker4529 2 роки тому +1

      M A N I F E S T D E S T I N Y

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 2 роки тому

      Oh Gods, not this shit again-

  • @stanmanvitch551
    @stanmanvitch551 3 роки тому +516

    I'm 51 in this s*** was real back in the 80s. The Cold War was terrifying.

    • @taushasonly
      @taushasonly 3 роки тому +46

      The Warm War:
      _they stole my name_

    • @krasherz2274
      @krasherz2274 3 роки тому +13

      get ready for the new call of duty then.

    • @naapalm82
      @naapalm82 3 роки тому +7

      What will keep you up at night is that the threat of nuclear annihilation is no less present. The USSR was at least level headed. North Korea and Iran on the other hand…

    • @shadowsupremeja7352
      @shadowsupremeja7352 3 роки тому +4

      @@krasherz2274 when cod Cold War comes out: *SECRET INVASION OF USSR*

    • @michaelclark4876
      @michaelclark4876 3 роки тому +5

      @@naapalm82 I'm not sure if it is calming or frightening but at the time when China tested its first nuclear weapon, Mao Tse-tung was openly stating that if half the world's population had to die for state socialism to spread around the world, it would be worth it.
      The USSR had enough level heads to stop accidental escalation on several occasions (see Vasili Arkhipov and Stanislav Petrov,). But there were plenty of Soviet generals who really believed that the U.S. was itching to launch an attack st times (for example during the Able Archer exercises in 1983) and advocated for a first strike before we could do it.
      And the leadership in both North Korea and Iran aren't suicidal. Quite the opposite, experience and the past behavior of both nations shows that the overriding concerns of both the Kim family dynasty as well the Ayatollahs and revolutionary guard is with staying alive and in power. Of course, it either of them saw power slipping away, they might well decide it they are going out, they are going to take as much down with them as possible.

  • @blackholesean
    @blackholesean 7 років тому +4937

    This dude has no idea how many pranks he has caused lol

    • @altendangeryavevo1083
      @altendangeryavevo1083 6 років тому +32

      Opinions Are For Minions lol

    • @hadengrenade
      @hadengrenade 6 років тому +13

      Opinions Are For Minions lol

    • @philswede
      @philswede 5 років тому +18

      Well, it ends when he's the one making that statement while the president is relocated.
      Not a very good choice, he sounds like a teenager.

    • @foamyfan1451
      @foamyfan1451 5 років тому +8

      True but only stupid people believe in pranks

    • @edradil3438
      @edradil3438 5 років тому +2

      Widi about 2.9k

  • @deffdefying4803
    @deffdefying4803 5 років тому +2935

    > watching this at 2am
    > pause the video for a drink
    > audio doesn't pause

    • @Nyctophiliac.
      @Nyctophiliac. 5 років тому +153

      wait whats that in the sky?!?

    • @JonnieK2006
      @JonnieK2006 5 років тому +58

      That sounds like a dream i would have...

    • @natetv1494
      @natetv1494 5 років тому +85

      Hey... why is there a bright light across the street? It’s 3 am....

    • @soupstains1746
      @soupstains1746 5 років тому +93

      "Yo why does it smell like burnt meat outside?"

    • @wrongway1100
      @wrongway1100 5 років тому +21

      Well at least you had a beer in your hand.

  • @justaminiguy6554
    @justaminiguy6554 4 роки тому +364

    "The missile enroute to Oahu has been destroyed."
    Me, knowing that there is still at least 5 minutes of the video left: Something's wrong. I can feel it.

    • @sweeney.j23
      @sweeney.j23 3 роки тому +10

      Harrison Ford: i got a bad feeling about this...

    • @mbcommandnerd
      @mbcommandnerd 2 роки тому +1

      And then 120 missiles launch. Sure, they can destroy one, but 120!? The military pretty much gave up once those started to launch…

    • @wingman4668
      @wingman4668 2 роки тому +2

      Me fishing on Maui:

    • @owenlayton3666
      @owenlayton3666 2 роки тому

      Just a feeling I've got

  • @unclebayek8923
    @unclebayek8923 4 роки тому +433

    Meanwhile: *a health bar appears in the sky*

    • @purplpasta
      @purplpasta 3 роки тому +17

      . Wither .

    • @vffa
      @vffa 3 роки тому +8

      @@purplpasta
      < Nuke >

    • @ttv_rascals266
      @ttv_rascals266 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @siva9422
      @siva9422 3 роки тому +7

      You bring the health bar to red
      *THE RED IS THE SECOND HEALTH BAR*

    • @WolfXGamerful
      @WolfXGamerful 2 роки тому +3

      I would actually imagine the Nuke to have one HP.
      Because it takes one attack for it to explode.

  • @zacharynewcomb6382
    @zacharynewcomb6382 5 років тому +2197

    Throwback to when Hawaii accidentally triggered a real alarm

    • @dalesajdak422
      @dalesajdak422 4 роки тому +275

      Yeah. The EAS alarm scares the crap out of me. I lived on Oahu during the false alarm thing. The way the rest of the U.S. heard about it was just that it was a “false alarm”. It obviously was a false alarm, but it took 30-odd minutes for us to find out. I thought I was going to die for 30 minutes. I told one of my teachers, who was telling us about how we have it good and we’ve never been scared for our lives before like she was during 9/11 (I live in NJ now), and when I told her about how the EAS thing gives me a mini heart attack she told me I was overreacting because “That’s just an island, it isn’t like it was a big city that you lived by.” The missile, had it been real, would have killed everyone for miles and left fallout all over the island, water surrounding the island, and some of the other islands as well. And 9/11 was planes. Not nuclear warheads. (I’m not demeaning the significance of 9/11 I’m only comparing living in a different STATE than the one that had planes fly into buildings and living in the center of a 20 x 40 mile island with a nuclear warhead approaching.)

    • @dalesajdak422
      @dalesajdak422 4 роки тому +46

      Sorry for ranting

    • @sourpuss5951
      @sourpuss5951 4 роки тому +142

      @@dalesajdak422 That teacher is fuckin stupid lmao. You know what really sucks about living on a island smack dab in the middle of the largest ocean that's about to experience imminent nuclear devastation? There's no larger mainland to try to run to. Everybody is stuck.
      Also lol this person is clearly too young to have experienced any part of the Cold War (which even stretched into the 80s). A person like that would've sympathized with you.

    • @crisantunez5624
      @crisantunez5624 4 роки тому +20

      That was a good rant

    • @red_eye5674
      @red_eye5674 4 роки тому +15

      I was in Hawaii me and my mom got so scared I cried and prayed for my life cause it would end right their

  • @alekks830
    @alekks830 5 років тому +2907

    *when you pause the video but the audio doesn't*

    • @grimmmmmmme
      @grimmmmmmme 5 років тому +297

      The smile on my face slowly, slowly, ever so slowly dropped as I got the joke.

    • @carterjohnson3894
      @carterjohnson3894 5 років тому +2

      @Raffi Basmajian oof i dont get it

    • @jetstream454
      @jetstream454 5 років тому +32

      *Pauses video in hope the audio stops*

    • @Fluffanator56
      @Fluffanator56 5 років тому +6

      @@carterjohnson3894 you paused the video... So how can you listen to this if you paused the video...

    • @lindsayandrade8082
      @lindsayandrade8082 5 років тому +1

      😂🤣🤣

  • @Frontier327
    @Frontier327 4 роки тому +119

    "If you are scared of nuclear war"
    I cant imagine not being.

    • @paulcunnane4
      @paulcunnane4 3 роки тому

      I'm not. Never was. I'm 62. Don't fall for bull****.

    • @Frontier327
      @Frontier327 3 роки тому +10

      @@paulcunnane4 You're not scared of civilization as a whole ending? Billions of people dying? The worst part is surviving a nuclear war. The radioactive fallout, global fires, no food, it gets colder, life is quite literally pain for people who survive a nuclear war. You ARE scared of nuclear war, quit lying to yourself. We should all fear a nuclear war, and we do. Whether you tell yourself you do or not.

    • @paulcunnane4
      @paulcunnane4 3 роки тому

      @@Frontier327 if you say so, oh wise one.

    • @Frontier327
      @Frontier327 3 роки тому +3

      @@paulcunnane4 How are you not scared of a nuclear war, though?

    • @Frontier327
      @Frontier327 3 роки тому +5

      @@paulcunnane4 Im actually curious, why arent you?

  • @funibikeman6769
    @funibikeman6769 4 роки тому +159

    If there is space in your vehicle. help neighbors who don’t have a vehicle
    Ok Todd get in the trunk

    • @Burgher1605
      @Burgher1605 3 роки тому +8

      Fucking Todd. Lmao

    • @gameznthingz
      @gameznthingz 2 роки тому

      Rodd and Ned: awwww, diddly dam!

    • @Weebish_Dragon
      @Weebish_Dragon 2 роки тому

      Todd Howard

    • @gameznthingz
      @gameznthingz 2 роки тому

      @@Weebish_Dragon Todd Flanders*

    • @joeorsini6110
      @joeorsini6110 Рік тому

      You might want to leave it open while driving; if the trunk is closed, then no light can get in. Try watching an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh; there's a scene where Weevil Underwood and his friend Rex Raptor are riding with the main protagonists with the trunk of someone's car open.

  • @Hawkeye-ef4xf
    @Hawkeye-ef4xf 5 років тому +1865

    Your emergency kit should consist of 1 gallon of water per day for 14 days per person. Lol thats 112 lbs of water per person. Come on grandma pick up your water ration.

    • @McLoviniam
      @McLoviniam 5 років тому +38

      I'd probably stock up 4 times as much

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 4 роки тому +16

      It’s supposed to be set up before

    • @Hawkeye-ef4xf
      @Hawkeye-ef4xf 4 роки тому +31

      @@gameinsane4718 you would be better of with iodine tablets, and make a carbon filter from charcoal and sand.

    • @jerryoven
      @jerryoven 4 роки тому +93

      I’d buy a bunch of that dehydrated water, just ad water!

    • @joshuascreations7526
      @joshuascreations7526 4 роки тому +54

      Your fucked...You can stockpile all the supplies in the world in a deep underground bunker.
      When shit actually hits the fan,and nukes are falling from the sky,you won't be prepared and probably won't be anywhere near your bunker.

  • @rokudevice4384
    @rokudevice4384 7 років тому +2154

    who else hates when you hear that broadcast tone in the middle of the night? I know I do

    • @rocket535inc
      @rocket535inc 7 років тому +25

      That Guy Who Ate 20 Chicken Wings ikr eerie af

    • @heathstevens5348
      @heathstevens5348 7 років тому +23

      Reece Devitchy I hate it!! It freaks me out so much!!!

    • @BrandonJackal
      @BrandonJackal 7 років тому +12

      That Guy Who Ate 20 Chicken Wings WHY CANT THEY PLAY IT MIDDAY

    • @thebush6077
      @thebush6077 7 років тому +19

      always think I'm going to hear something interesting...

    • @AidanMations
      @AidanMations 7 років тому +4

      That Guy Who Ate 20 Chicken Wings this is why I don't watch tv at night

  • @matthewallin2201
    @matthewallin2201 3 роки тому +64

    It makes the blood run cold. May we never ever have to experience this for real.

    • @kingofdemons948
      @kingofdemons948 2 роки тому +2

      I think China and nk are to scared of a war they’re all bark no bite

    • @SuussyBakka
      @SuussyBakka 2 роки тому

      “May never”- *ded*

    • @hubertwalters4300
      @hubertwalters4300 2 роки тому

      @@kingofdemons948 Lets hope so.

    • @mohawk4759
      @mohawk4759 2 роки тому +4

      Welcome to 2022, where Russia has just invaded Ukraine and Europe is in biiig trouble

    • @timmorin2304
      @timmorin2304 2 роки тому

      You people need to learn to spell be we get Nuked.

  • @entropy7888
    @entropy7888 4 роки тому +3610

    “Leave all pets”
    Ah yeah no, just nuke me.

    • @13quizz
      @13quizz 4 роки тому +30

      69 likes and yeah. Same

    • @ryanlewis6386
      @ryanlewis6386 4 роки тому +196

      Same if I can’t bring my pets I would rather die with them

    • @IridescentPink
      @IridescentPink 4 роки тому +204

      Idk why they think I'm leaving a part of my FAMILY because they're not human. I'll just die with them

    • @josephtacosyt
      @josephtacosyt 4 роки тому +14

      Same here

    • @ryanpayne9119
      @ryanpayne9119 4 роки тому +58

      F_ck that. I'll be doing 120mph towards BWI and borrowing a 737. And I'm taking my family and pets with me.

  • @Sticky_Ricky
    @Sticky_Ricky 7 років тому +1926

    Spooked me so bad that I loaded my shotgun and layed it next to the couch, because that'll save me from nuclear fallout.

    • @sylvainmalfettes2114
      @sylvainmalfettes2114 7 років тому +165

      "Fallout won't enter here, you hear me ? I have a shotgun and I am not afraid to use it, you filthy radiations !"

    • @Jshaun
      @Jshaun 7 років тому +55

      I mean it is lead shot.

    • @bobafett8495
      @bobafett8495 7 років тому +21

      +JShaun may I borrow your shotgun kind sir?

    • @Jshaun
      @Jshaun 7 років тому +7

      Imperial Stormtrooper lol

    • @Sticky_Ricky
      @Sticky_Ricky 7 років тому +39

      Shit. That's not a bad idea. Build a little bunker in the basement and surrond it with led shot shotgun shells for radiation protection and just grab a handful whenever you go out to scavange in that beautiful nuclear wasteland.

  • @johnparker4538
    @johnparker4538 3 роки тому +31

    Paradoxically these nuclear attack simulations always help me to get to sleep. Very therapeutic for some bizarre reason!

  • @corndoggoblin1707
    @corndoggoblin1707 4 роки тому +88

    i myself do NOT like EAS alerts, they really freak me out :I
    update: no longer am i frightened by this

  • @nothingisreal6816
    @nothingisreal6816 4 роки тому +1708

    Who here before it gets released on TV 😫😩💦😩

    • @joestone5167
      @joestone5167 4 роки тому +17

      🙋‍♂️

    • @valeya
      @valeya 4 роки тому +4

      Me lmao

    • @grootsyt
      @grootsyt 4 роки тому +4

      Yuh

    • @equine_videos_
      @equine_videos_ 4 роки тому +1

      Joe Stone
      me

    • @jesuusch
      @jesuusch 4 роки тому +13

      hears him say China and North Korea: *BOSS MUSIC PLAYS*

  • @Kryptic496
    @Kryptic496 5 років тому +1810

    If the alert sound doesnt give you anxiety and chills then youre a warrior

    • @t_aikutsu
      @t_aikutsu 4 роки тому +138

      I got used to them from watching too many EAS scenarios.

    • @bloodhound1182
      @bloodhound1182 4 роки тому +94

      I feel like there's no way to avoid anxiety and fear. They don't just pick out any noise to get your attention y'know- they use these particular sounds because they're engraved in our caveman brains as screams of imminent danger. I think it's suppose to mimoc something that our ancestors quickly would've picked up on.

    • @shieldde6209
      @shieldde6209 4 роки тому +29

      I am deaf,so yeah...

    • @GPiason
      @GPiason 4 роки тому +7

      This sound just give me the chills holy shit

    • @TyLoudon
      @TyLoudon 4 роки тому +42

      I grew up in the midwest. This sound happens rather regularly for tornados during spring and autumn. So believe me, I actually get kind of pissed by this sound. It always interrupts my favorite tunes on the radio.

  • @durstigerhugo1312
    @durstigerhugo1312 2 роки тому +5

    "All broadcast stations and cable systems may now resume regular programming." A chilling message within a chilling message.

  • @CaptainAlliance
    @CaptainAlliance 2 роки тому +13

    *This hit different now*

  • @thetman0068
    @thetman0068 7 років тому +2198

    Nothing like that emergency broadcast tone to scare the shit out of any and every American.

    • @jaybe9627
      @jaybe9627 7 років тому +120

      tman008 Idk why for emergency broadcast they gotta choose the scariest fucking voice and noises.

    • @henrymoller3332
      @henrymoller3332 7 років тому +130

      Thats how you know it does its job.

    • @jaybe9627
      @jaybe9627 7 років тому +15

      Raining Games Well I don't think the job should be strike fear into everyones hearts.

    • @henrymoller3332
      @henrymoller3332 7 років тому +92

      Well, Sort of, You accosiate the tone with emergency, That is what makes it scary. it will get your attention.

    • @jaybe9627
      @jaybe9627 7 років тому +54

      Raining Games Whitehouse level click bait.

  • @JoinMoTwinkiearmy
    @JoinMoTwinkiearmy 7 років тому +724

    "The president will now be speaking about the missiles"
    Obama - "Yeah we fucked up"

    • @MrBf3epicness
      @MrBf3epicness 7 років тому +16

      Mo Twinkie *Donald Trump

    • @spam1536
      @spam1536 7 років тому +1

      Mo Twinkie lol

    • @chlorineeyez
      @chlorineeyez 7 років тому +4

      BFEpic Technically if we do go to war the Obama would have to stay as President

    • @darlawilson5073
      @darlawilson5073 7 років тому +2

      Jovan Macias Not true. Just like how Bush did not stay president, Obama would not, either.

    • @colbylautrup5766
      @colbylautrup5766 7 років тому +1

      that made me laugh lmao

  • @philaman1972
    @philaman1972 3 роки тому +40

    This reminds me of the classic movie from 1983 called "The Day After". Terrified an entire nation!

    • @susan6834
      @susan6834 2 роки тому +4

      I love that movie

    • @Lydirius
      @Lydirius 2 роки тому +3

      Have on it DVD. Graphics aren't great but for the time, pretty decent. Still get the point across.

    • @tonybigalow3236
      @tonybigalow3236 2 роки тому +5

      Watch " Threads" also.

    • @jackcrawford3921
      @jackcrawford3921 2 роки тому +4

      Have you seen the British equivalent from 1984 (Threads) as well?

    • @CharlesCoderre-yv1cu
      @CharlesCoderre-yv1cu 2 роки тому +1

      a triumph of Soviet propaganda

  • @falconfira
    @falconfira 3 роки тому +17

    This is by far the most terrifying thing I've ever watched on UA-cam or the internet for that matter. I know it's not real, but I cannot stop the panic from rising within me. Well done!

  • @Thomas-pt5ug
    @Thomas-pt5ug 7 років тому +664

    And for today's weather we have cloudy with a chance of nukes

    • @StootWorts
      @StootWorts 6 років тому +9

      Tommy Huff Cloudy With a Chance of Fireballs

    • @xyneiumr5028
      @xyneiumr5028 6 років тому +10

      Silent Hazard Cloudy with a chance of my balls.

    • @Charles-nu4si
      @Charles-nu4si 6 років тому

      Tommy Huff cloudy with a chance of ummmmmm meatballs? No that is copyright ummmm BARF YEH THATS GOOD

    • @chungusbig6489
      @chungusbig6489 6 років тому

      With the chance of Radioactive Fallout for the next century .

    • @keitjan
      @keitjan 6 років тому +3

      *russians joined the match*

  • @Mongler37
    @Mongler37 6 років тому +1369

    Good thing I called my Vault-Tec representative yesterday.

    • @TheEventHorizon909
      @TheEventHorizon909 6 років тому +10

      Mongler37 I T S A T R A P ! !

    • @aedman448
      @aedman448 6 років тому +11

      Mongler37 that’s funny because I did the same

    • @kill.shottt8206
      @kill.shottt8206 6 років тому +7

      Mongler37 lemme have that vault tec representitive number

    • @themedicdoge7585
      @themedicdoge7585 6 років тому +2

      Im just glad i wasnt in the one with the jaguar Any else HYPED by 76?!

    • @dshernandez8660
      @dshernandez8660 6 років тому +9

      Thank you for calling VAULT TEC

  • @rockstarprincessa
    @rockstarprincessa 3 роки тому +21

    omg this is such a good pilot, can't wait till i see it on tv 😫😍

  • @maple_syrup4769
    @maple_syrup4769 2 роки тому +8

    the scariest part of it all
    *"this is not a test"*

  • @amandas2639
    @amandas2639 6 років тому +1384

    lmao "all cable and news stations may resume regular programming." Uh. I'm really not gonna want to go back to watching Judge Judy if this message comes on, thanks.

    • @tinystalker1821
      @tinystalker1821 6 років тому +82

      nothing can stop me from Marathoning breaking bad

    • @comradeathiest9873
      @comradeathiest9873 6 років тому +8

      Ivory The Elephant best comment on this video ROFL!!!!!!

    • @6120mcghee
      @6120mcghee 6 років тому +7

      We will really be the Walking Dead!

    • @gr3ygh05t9
      @gr3ygh05t9 6 років тому +14

      I'll be watching reruns of Jerry Springer until the end.

    • @comradeathiest9873
      @comradeathiest9873 6 років тому +2

      Billy Moore you'll be adequately enlightened for the afterlife.

  • @Hondeer
    @Hondeer 5 років тому +1930

    'Leave pets at home' John Wick does not approve.

    • @Lavender_Cordle
      @Lavender_Cordle 4 роки тому +60

      I will not go without my dog.

    • @xerothmh2x378
      @xerothmh2x378 4 роки тому +43

      I will DIE for my pets

    • @ForwardBias
      @ForwardBias 4 роки тому +48

      I would rather hunker down in my basement than leave my cat do starve to death. My cat is worth my life, she brings me so much joy.

    • @cg0825
      @cg0825 4 роки тому +28

      No I would never leave pets behind. I will live or die with the dog.

    • @JOSEFIRMINO2007
      @JOSEFIRMINO2007 4 роки тому +19

      "Leave your pets and carry your neighboors with you, in your car...". Really???

  • @Matty_Cs
    @Matty_Cs 2 роки тому +3

    “Leave pets at home” nah fam I’m bringing my pet

  • @robertphillips6296
    @robertphillips6296 3 роки тому +5

    The only thing these messages are going to do is cause panic and anxiety. You would not be able to find proper shelter in enough time to survive!

  • @pinface7447
    @pinface7447 7 років тому +715

    DONT WORRY GUYS LETS JUST GO TO MY VAULT

    • @lucass5980
      @lucass5980 7 років тому +3

      Lel

    • @dclay2005
      @dclay2005 7 років тому +12

      Vault Boi war...war never changes

    • @texasrancher5780
      @texasrancher5780 7 років тому +7

      That depends. What's your vault number?

    • @pinface7447
      @pinface7447 7 років тому +15

      Vault 11 and your just in time for there sacrifice!

    • @wckiid
      @wckiid 6 років тому +13

      You just made me smile while I was crying lol

  • @witheredhouseplant
    @witheredhouseplant 5 років тому +800

    That emergency alert tone always makes me uneasy and anxious...

    • @null418
      @null418 5 років тому +6

      Same ;-;

    • @bryanb736
      @bryanb736 5 років тому +124

      It is designed to. Apparently it is a mix of 3 frequencies that do not mix and are meant to stand out to our ears and get our attention.

    • @carloushutchison9701
      @carloushutchison9701 5 років тому +38

      The eas tones and fire station sirens always give me chills and send my heart rate through the roof

    • @michaelk9056
      @michaelk9056 5 років тому +9

      I enjoy it's sound it is soothing and that bright flash... So bright

    • @Devo57
      @Devo57 5 років тому +6

      The SAME header used to freak me out so bad.

  • @JorgeHernandez-sj5ts
    @JorgeHernandez-sj5ts 3 роки тому +31

    Y’all need to remember this is a warning, they are preparing us for the worst to come in the future.

  • @panzerkampfwagenviiimaus1790
    @panzerkampfwagenviiimaus1790 4 роки тому +14

    1:03 That sound... even with no context that sound is just haunting.

  • @corpsesuns
    @corpsesuns 5 років тому +967

    USA: we getting nuked, wtf do we do
    People who’ve played the fallout games: The Experts

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 4 роки тому +54

      People who've played Fallout also know not to trust Vault-Tec.

    • @brian.phillips1985
      @brian.phillips1985 4 роки тому +9

      @@neyoid We will start a vault dweller revolt

    • @feliciah.1907
      @feliciah.1907 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao I'm not the only one who said this THANKYOU! XD

    • @The_Rained
      @The_Rained 4 роки тому +22

      BILLY! GET THE FRIDGE!

    • @DavidSSabb
      @DavidSSabb 4 роки тому +15

      IDK if I'd trust Fallout players to be the experts.
      "Don't worry about radiation, there's a drug that will just get rid of it with no consequences"

  • @fixedsys2
    @fixedsys2 5 років тому +559

    My phone disconnected from the chromecast . I saw the video on my phone being paused, but still heard the audio. That scared the living shit out of me

    • @keanureeves3182
      @keanureeves3182 4 роки тому +15

      fixedsys2 wow I would want to be there to see you get scared

    • @le0ismyp00kie
      @le0ismyp00kie 4 роки тому +13

      The ah shit moment

    • @chillbeanzz
      @chillbeanzz 4 роки тому

      Oof same I have to keep my phone on the charger all the time and sometimes when the battery falls out cuz the cover doesn't stay on my phone will still work and it just scares me-

  • @abyssdrawssomestuff
    @abyssdrawssomestuff 2 роки тому +5

    “Leave pets at home”
    aw hell naw I’m gonna die with my babies

  • @orionis0
    @orionis0 3 роки тому +27

    As a Japanese man once said, "Oh look another sun!"

    • @Jalonso14
      @Jalonso14 10 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @Igaluit
    @Igaluit 7 років тому +247

    Ha. By the time you've heard that incredibly long message, it's already too late to leave.

    • @peterlaing2537
      @peterlaing2537 7 років тому +11

      Igaluit the second I hear "Nuclear warfare likely" I'm packing my shit while listening to the TV. I'd have that turned all the way up while I'm in a mad dash to make sure I have the essential tools to survive.

    • @Igaluit
      @Igaluit 7 років тому +18

      It takes them forever to cut to the chase. Your shelter had better be close by as the roads will likely be jammed. That's why I think they wouldn't actually tell us.

    • @peterlaing2537
      @peterlaing2537 7 років тому +17

      Igaluit yeah, we do not have the infrastructure to evacuate an entire city via road and train. Most likely they'll turn the interstate into a one way system, denying traffic into the city allowing for a 10 lane 1 way out of the city, but even then traffic will back up. We all know there are those greedy fuckers out there who think they're more important, so they'll try to cut ahead possibly causing an accident and fucking over everyone. Rawr, don't you just love the way the human works.

    • @techguy404
      @techguy404 7 років тому +1

      Then the ones that have brains, would run up the exit ramp, to the entrance ramp to get away... Truckers might just roll through. So at least someone cleared the way :p..... I know that sounds bad. lol

    • @peterlaing2537
      @peterlaing2537 7 років тому +10

      techguy404 the ones with brains would use backroads, although slower. Then again I don't think any cop is willing to pull anybody over for speeding in the midst of a nuclear apocalypse.

  • @BlockstoNewgames
    @BlockstoNewgames 7 років тому +335

    "as one nation under god" sent shivers down my spine

    • @syntheticfox_real
      @syntheticfox_real 7 років тому +45

      Hayden Crist
      And when the signal cut to blue screen with "No Signal." That scared me so hard.

    • @MaggieVenhuizen
      @MaggieVenhuizen 7 років тому +4

      +Synthetic Fox Inc. Scared me too

    • @spookyjim2462
      @spookyjim2462 7 років тому +5

      Hayden Crist im aussie and i freak out when i hear this my body has goose bumps like really bad

    • @broodonik8424
      @broodonik8424 7 років тому +5

      Hayden Crist 0101010001101000011001010111001001100101001000000110100101110011001000000100111001101111001000000100011101101111011001000010000001001000011001010111001001100101

    • @Dr_E_Yekley
      @Dr_E_Yekley 7 років тому +6

      bodies aching all the time, goodbye everybody I've got to go, gotta leave it all behind and face the truth. (que explosions syncing up with drums)

  • @keokuk4392
    @keokuk4392 2 роки тому +3

    Hard to evacuate when you have nothing to evacuate to.

  • @technicolorbarf6734
    @technicolorbarf6734 3 роки тому +11

    This is going in the 'vaguely unsettling' playlist

  • @daftoptimist
    @daftoptimist 8 років тому +331

    I'll be honest though, if things really escalated that quick I'd just be like, "Well, had a nice life" and go outside to watch the show.

    • @ripme4126
      @ripme4126 8 років тому +16

      Agreed.

    • @nathanmercado7370
      @nathanmercado7370 8 років тому +34

      Bend over and kiss my ass goodbye.

    • @ripme4126
      @ripme4126 8 років тому +1

      +The Gaming Dude YEP

    • @t_grind4219
      @t_grind4219 7 років тому +2

      pray

    • @SuperSonicTrolling
      @SuperSonicTrolling 7 років тому +3

      +Yuichi Slim lol they put weed in the warhead so it would look bright asf when it explodes but I don't want to be blinded or dead. (my opinion)

  • @kevinheine620
    @kevinheine620 5 років тому +830

    "Nuclear weapons may cause fall out. Fall out may cause death. A grilled cheese sandwich consists of lightly toasted bread."

    • @darktrooper2099
      @darktrooper2099 5 років тому +5

      Kevin Heine : : : And a 1/2

    • @jenniferamundson15
      @jenniferamundson15 5 років тому +5

      You, sir, are a goddamn genius

    • @natetv1494
      @natetv1494 5 років тому +4

      Yes... it’s obvious but some people don’t know fallout exists

    • @darktrooper2099
      @darktrooper2099 5 років тому +3

      Salty Nate - REALLY???????????Like who?

    • @dennymac8795
      @dennymac8795 5 років тому +9

      A grilled cheese sandwich just ain't proper with out burnt baloney!
      C'mon people. This serious stuff!
      Burn the baloney.

  • @NonSenseMcGee
    @NonSenseMcGee 3 роки тому +7

    Dude, that no signal interruption scared the bejesus out of me. Well done. 😂

  • @fakeAratPrime
    @fakeAratPrime 3 роки тому +53

    Karens be like: YoU cAn'T fOoL mE,tHiS iS a GoBeRmEnT eXpErImEnT tHaT vIoLeTes My RiGtHs!!11!!1!
    **Dies during blast**

    • @taushasonly
      @taushasonly 3 роки тому

      _hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..._

    • @joemolinelli08
      @joemolinelli08 3 роки тому +1

      XD ikr

    • @artisanpsg
      @artisanpsg 3 роки тому +1

      These dumb Karen’s thinks there all that including TheVeganTeachdr

    • @gtagarchive
      @gtagarchive 3 роки тому

      **KABLOEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY111!1!1!!1!1!**

  • @sandvich9879
    @sandvich9879 7 років тому +461

    Idk why, but what chilled me most was "leave your pets at home" and "do not attempt to get family from hospitals and nursing homes"

    • @shinobitreecko8442
      @shinobitreecko8442 7 років тому +61

      Its true they would actually tell you that if this were to happen

    • @syntaxicaI
      @syntaxicaI 7 років тому +4

      They said it about family? Really?

    • @SleepyAdam
      @SleepyAdam 7 років тому +33

      Sandvich Pets are good at finding hiding places and surviving fires, explosions, etc. not so sure about nuclear explosions but I feel like a small animal can find a good area for shelter... I hope.
      I dunno, maybe that's just something teachers used to tell kids so that they wouldn't risk their lives for animals.

    • @Rush-jq5gm
      @Rush-jq5gm 7 років тому +22

      for me it was the end where the tv lost its shit

    • @spran369
      @spran369 7 років тому +46

      Sandvich I would take my pets with me anyway. No way I'm leaving my dog behind.

  • @trevorhouff1173
    @trevorhouff1173 7 років тому +2231

    Your president will be talking to u shortly.
    Trump: We Fucked

    • @fredsalfa
      @fredsalfa 7 років тому +40

      System is rigged

    • @jamesschuur2801
      @jamesschuur2801 7 років тому +3

      www.nytimes.com/2016/10/21/us/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-putin-russia.html?_r=0

    • @DoomSprite236
      @DoomSprite236 7 років тому +111

      China will love our missiles, believe me

    • @berd3307
      @berd3307 7 років тому +24

      WRONG

    • @jamesschuur2801
      @jamesschuur2801 7 років тому +6

      The Neocons don't support Trump. Get informed.

  • @patriciaabatemarco3834
    @patriciaabatemarco3834 2 роки тому +3

    I worked for a few months at Los Alamos laboratory about 1/2 mile down the road from the plutonium processing tech area. On your first day of training they have you listen to the various emergency sirens. That night I had a Karen Silkwood nightmare. When I was assigned to work so closely to that TA I suddenly wasn’t afraid anymore of nuclear war because I knew I’d never survive it. Weirdest period of my lufe by far

  • @kludgedude
    @kludgedude 3 роки тому +12

    Can’t wait for regular programming to start so I can get back to watching friends reruns

  • @ShakeItLittleTina
    @ShakeItLittleTina 5 років тому +1108

    North Koreans: We shall launch a small but deadly attack on the islands of Hawaii
    China: We will launch a calculated attack on almost all major US Cities
    Russia: YEET

    • @josephrincon9947
      @josephrincon9947 4 роки тому +22

      No mention of the action we took, how many did we launch and are the rooskies shaking in their boots

    • @nikel-
      @nikel- 4 роки тому +50

      @@josephrincon9947 and this is the worst scenario humanity may face. We have nothing to stop them, but we as a nation should show retaliation by sending back more
      In the end, our death means nothing but a mere statistic

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 роки тому +29

      What about the English, French, and American missiles? China NK and Russia are fucked...

    • @SergeantBlue865
      @SergeantBlue865 4 роки тому +3

      No russia would be like: RUSH W

    • @sukhoiwolf9705
      @sukhoiwolf9705 4 роки тому +3

      To be true if China where to nuke us then how would they get most of their stuff?
      oh Btw Russia is an allie of the usa so think before u put ur comment in the chat...

  • @Reduxalicious
    @Reduxalicious 7 років тому +809

    " Dallas Texas"
    well I could just run to..
    " Austin Texas"
    shit..
    " Houston Texas"
    double shit..
    "San Antonio Texas"
    no where to run to baby no where to hide

    • @Silverlyn
      @Silverlyn 7 років тому +36

      Go to El Paso they won't get nuked lol but what does China have against Texas

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 7 років тому +36

      I actually live in one of those cities and I think they all got named because the fifteen Chinese missiles were headed toward the fifteen largest cities in the U.S.... ? Unless we Texans really pissed them off with what we consider Chinese food or something. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @jbjacobs9514
      @jbjacobs9514 7 років тому +5

      Maybe someone wanted to get an abortion and realized Texas closed them all down so they said f&ck it let's nuke Texas.

    • @rolandohernandez9157
      @rolandohernandez9157 7 років тому +2

      ladyi7609 I was like come on China. We Texans like yo food.

    • @granthemberger3530
      @granthemberger3530 7 років тому +1

      Reduxalicious you could try Corpus Christi

  • @valeragamingmc2302
    @valeragamingmc2302 3 роки тому +5

    5 years old, and still the best, as well as most realistic, EAS Scenario I have ever come across.

  • @MonsieurSansHonte
    @MonsieurSansHonte 3 роки тому +8

    I grew up when seeing “Protect and Survive” on TV was “normal”.

  • @aidanhanley6030
    @aidanhanley6030 5 років тому +398

    "Leave pets at home"
    If this really happened, I would rather stay. I bet they would allow pets at shelters

    • @dbeckley43
      @dbeckley43 5 років тому +27

      My pets are my family

    • @letsnotdothat975
      @letsnotdothat975 4 роки тому +16

      It's just extra food for them

    • @desa415
      @desa415 4 роки тому +43

      I hate to say it, but pets can become food.@@letsnotdothat975

    • @letsnotdothat975
      @letsnotdothat975 4 роки тому +6

      @@desa415 yeah that's what I meant we could eat the pets

    • @ForwardBias
      @ForwardBias 4 роки тому +11

      I wouldn't leave my pets, they mean way too much to me.

  • @SPRPhilly
    @SPRPhilly 7 років тому +161

    When this really happens, I'm going out into the middle of my back yard with my dogs, sit in a lawn chair, look up, and wait to see my wife again. Bring it on.

    • @sos-pl8pf
      @sos-pl8pf 7 років тому +4

      SPRPhilly That'd probably be the best plan.

    • @kamishininoyari81
      @kamishininoyari81 7 років тому

      SPRPhilly + Damn straight!!

    • @InfoLock
      @InfoLock 7 років тому +4

      kamishini no yari 81 you will be dissapointed as thwre is no god heaven hell etc... you have been lied to.

    • @devonreed6793
      @devonreed6793 7 років тому +1

      SPRPhilly I would just listen to electric funeral and die when the bomb drops

    • @jairoalvarado3799
      @jairoalvarado3799 7 років тому +9

      sorry about your loss my man. shit hurts.

  • @harrycallahan3391
    @harrycallahan3391 3 роки тому +3

    If anyone's interested, the British film 'Threads' is a very good but dark film about a nuclear attack on a major city in the UK. It's much more realistic than 'The Day After' in my honest opinion. And check out Midge Ure's song 'Dancing With Tears In My Eyes' about an imminent nuclear attack. Both very thought provoking...

  • @peter4350
    @peter4350 3 роки тому +5

    I like how they said "Warning" like it was just some weather. "don't worry guys about the nuclear war, its just an amber alert."

  • @crimsoncuttlefish8842
    @crimsoncuttlefish8842 7 років тому +465

    There's nothing more terrifying than the feeling of hopelessness.

    • @johnmccollum6447
      @johnmccollum6447 7 років тому +4

      Crimson Cuttlefish cannot be more true

    • @ajamoore6540
      @ajamoore6540 6 років тому +27

      Crimson Cuttlefish these things scare me shitless. Makes me feel like I'm so hopeless. If I heard the attack warning I might just go into cardiac arrest from being so scared 💀💀

    • @jacobharrr
      @jacobharrr 6 років тому +20

      True fear is the absence of hope.

    • @janlovesmany712
      @janlovesmany712 6 років тому +1

      Crimson Cuttlefish. If you're saved by Jesus Christ there is no fear believe me anticipation yes cuz you know something's coming but you also know no matter what you'll go to heaven.

    • @benconnectify1387
      @benconnectify1387 6 років тому +1

      The only thing stronger than fear is hope, my friend

  • @Markthomas007_
    @Markthomas007_ 6 років тому +457

    Why am i waching this when i am paranoid of the EAS system alerts.

    • @KINGjulian32000
      @KINGjulian32000 6 років тому +15

      Mark lebby I'm asking myself the same question at 1 in the morning fuck...

    • @LylaBMandirin
      @LylaBMandirin 6 років тому +2

      I'm also asking myself the same question but at 5:20 am lol

    • @nosuuddo456
      @nosuuddo456 5 років тому +7

      Im just here because im addicted to these fuckin doomsday senarios lmao

    • @internallyscreaming3369
      @internallyscreaming3369 5 років тому +2

      Same I watched another one about an extraterrestrial invasion and I had *months* of nightmares

    • @ash2hot4u87
      @ash2hot4u87 5 років тому +3

      I legit just hate the sound EAS makes at the beginning

  • @JohnnyL69
    @JohnnyL69 4 роки тому +24

    "Leave pets at home"
    Are you telling me that I can offer my neighbors a ride but can't bring A PART OF *MY FAMILY?*

  • @TheJupiter786
    @TheJupiter786 3 роки тому +7

    "This Emergency Action Notification was brought to you by State Farm. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there"

  • @heck6356
    @heck6356 7 років тому +129

    this is honestly one of my biggest fears lmao,
    why am i here

    • @owenbrown4902
      @owenbrown4902 7 років тому

      me to :(

    • @americanpatriot7576
      @americanpatriot7576 7 років тому +1

      I'm pretty sure that this won't happen in our time at least

    • @jaydenkajdan3427
      @jaydenkajdan3427 7 років тому +7

      Look at the presidents fucker XD

    • @deebunny178
      @deebunny178 7 років тому

      Yeah, me too.

    • @bobafett8495
      @bobafett8495 7 років тому +1

      if shit hits the floor,will anyone willingly run to ground zero of the blast to MAKE SURE they don't suffer the long term effects of nukes

  • @isaacmalsch635
    @isaacmalsch635 6 років тому +424

    *clicking through channels*
    “God damnit it’s on every one of them”

    • @epicstimulus282
      @epicstimulus282 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @Phoenixesper1
      @Phoenixesper1 5 років тому +4

      Well theres still the Direct TV Set up channel! LOL

    • @TsukasaElkKite
      @TsukasaElkKite 5 років тому

      900 channels and nothing’s on

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 5 років тому

      Damn it!
      Even when I plugged my PS3 I can't still play MGSV: TPP it's still there! Guess I'll just play Tekken 6 on my Phone using PPSSPP

    • @somethingmoredecent
      @somethingmoredecent 5 років тому

      @Jesse Pugh That's the point.

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 2 роки тому +4

    When the video ends but the sounds don't

  • @jeffcharlton9660
    @jeffcharlton9660 4 роки тому +2

    We all know in the back of our minds that we're going to eventually die one day, but to suddenly have the realization right there in front of you that you're probably going to be dead in the next few mins? Damn, I can't imagine the terror.

  • @candybanks8717
    @candybanks8717 8 років тому +127

    For some reason, when it said "10 minutes later" I could only hear the voice of the French narrator from Sponge Bob.

  • @cami-gr9ut
    @cami-gr9ut 4 роки тому +1541

    You know what’s scarier then the actual disaster...
    The voice

    • @Blinsick
      @Blinsick 4 роки тому +7

      Nah.

    • @mr.jamster8414
      @mr.jamster8414 3 роки тому +1

      i like the voice

    • @jaydoo3014
      @jaydoo3014 3 роки тому +1

      u are right

    • @mxino
      @mxino 3 роки тому +31

      no, imagine the emergency broadcast gets hacked by local58 and you do the victory pose

    • @abysspegasusgaming
      @abysspegasusgaming 3 роки тому +5

      No. The only thing scarier than the actual disaster is needing to go help a settlement after Preston marks it on your map.

  • @analogcity8827
    @analogcity8827 4 роки тому +4

    WE HAVE TO GET TO THE VAULT NOW!!!!!!

  • @cyderman69
    @cyderman69 3 роки тому +6

    "WARNING! YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES TO REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE" .............. then you have to kill the alien queen.

  • @ancientloredude
    @ancientloredude 6 років тому +594

    I can't decide which is worse: hearing nuclear warheads are on the way, or hearing it from a creepy, emotionless electronic voice.🤖☠️

    • @bingus7441
      @bingus7441 6 років тому +12

      the voice for sure

    • @TheDarkria
      @TheDarkria 6 років тому +52

      Guatemalan duck really? You had to make even this shit political?

    • @necondaa
      @necondaa 6 років тому +7

      Guatemalan duck Nice job making this political

    • @manumartin873
      @manumartin873 6 років тому

      I guess the 1st one, the other feels confident about what you should do

    • @someguy9321
      @someguy9321 6 років тому

      Play it in a slower speed. :)

  • @potatolord8847
    @potatolord8847 7 років тому +566

    I was watching this and my power went out.
    Fuck.

    • @jamie.t.k.hulinjr4061
      @jamie.t.k.hulinjr4061 7 років тому +7

      Potato Lord LOL! no shit! I would have said the same thing!!

    • @trickyswift719
      @trickyswift719 7 років тому +8

      Watching this after the let the let the simulation begin I put this on the tv with chrome cast freaked my dog out

    • @ahollowbiscuit8550
      @ahollowbiscuit8550 7 років тому +4

      data is a good thing

    • @PKIVV
      @PKIVV 7 років тому +7

      Get back to lording, lesser potato.

    • @exalented
      @exalented 7 років тому +3

      Potato Lord ups' are good things

  • @sinisterbutterfli
    @sinisterbutterfli 3 роки тому +3

    "Move to a basement or interior room of a sturdy building. Put as much space between you and the outside as possible"
    *Laughs in Oklahoma*

  • @calvinhobbes7504
    @calvinhobbes7504 2 роки тому +2

    This is still my "go-to" best scenario IMHO ... and it's not just the easter egg lyric, it's the way it would probably look before the heat and blast take out my TV, living room, house, neighborhood, etc.

  • @tomcook5813
    @tomcook5813 4 роки тому +631

    Im 49 years old and remember when these EBS tests were normal. I listen on my shortwave to NORAD sending EAM messages and wonder if its the launch code or a drill. Never know, but when it sounds urgent i often sit on the back porch and look west with a cup of coffee to see if any rocket exhaust trails are growing.

    • @somedude5422
      @somedude5422 4 роки тому +11

      Damn, you live near a nuclear silo?

    • @robloxguy192
      @robloxguy192 4 роки тому +21

      @@somedude5422 pretty sure he lives in the silo

    • @unfunnyfurryrailfan
      @unfunnyfurryrailfan 4 роки тому +16

      @@somedude5422 we all do

    • @ilikepotato2741
      @ilikepotato2741 3 роки тому +2

      You know I live in NY and I see missles and missile trails all the time but they are never coming for NY at all

    • @ilikepotato2741
      @ilikepotato2741 3 роки тому +1

      Multi yeah you are probably right

  • @clipped6064
    @clipped6064 5 років тому +657

    Honolulu: gets nuked
    Pearl Harbor: Ah shit, here we go again

  • @archangelapache2953
    @archangelapache2953 3 роки тому +5

    11:52 Damn Jacksonville just got nuked? Did em a favor if anything. Nearly got mugged there once.

  • @billygowhoop
    @billygowhoop 3 роки тому +4

    Does anyone else sometimes go to bed wondering if this is what you're gonna wake up to? Not a comforting thing to think about.

  • @theresourcefulsurvivor9609
    @theresourcefulsurvivor9609 5 років тому +870

    At this point, the only thing you could do is crack a cold one and call it a day. LOL

    • @mr.lookalike8666
      @mr.lookalike8666 5 років тому +30

      Yeah but the boys left the shelter 😞

    • @spookyhoney5743
      @spookyhoney5743 5 років тому +9

      @@mr.lookalike8666 they're just out getting supplies...actually it has been a couple of days...

    • @mr.lookalike8666
      @mr.lookalike8666 5 років тому +5

      @@spookyhoney5743 looks like its the end boys

    • @spookyhoney5743
      @spookyhoney5743 5 років тому +9

      @@mr.lookalike8666 you mean...we're in the end game now

    • @mr.lookalike8666
      @mr.lookalike8666 5 років тому +2

      @@spookyhoney5743 XD

  • @C.O._Jones
    @C.O._Jones 5 років тому +775

    Having grown up during the Cold War, the Civil Defense tone always makes my blood run cold.

    • @PheonixStarsx
      @PheonixStarsx 5 років тому +13

      How old are you ?

    • @ashlyn6125
      @ashlyn6125 5 років тому +7

      XxkillerslumberXx X probably a bit old because the Cold War happened in the 1940s.

    • @xiICEMANix
      @xiICEMANix 5 років тому +89

      Ashlyn612 1945-1991 actually! So if C.O was born in the 70s/80s they may have heard this

    • @ashleylecompte4358
      @ashleylecompte4358 5 років тому +50

      Yes it makes my pulse spike! And every single nero fire all at once. As a kid of the 80's . On my 5th birthday Chernobyl melted down. Yeah this is a very real and serious!

    • @finessindanny2417
      @finessindanny2417 5 років тому +7

      I can’t imagine how that was

  • @eliasraine8726
    @eliasraine8726 3 роки тому +6

    EAS Broadcasts: basically the world is ending
    Me: humming "wouldn't it be nice to live together" as a final meme before it ends

  • @cheezyneedz
    @cheezyneedz 3 роки тому +7

    I like how through the start of it you’d have no idea what it’s for or why it’s happening if you were there because it doesn’t tell you haha

  • @p00syeater55
    @p00syeater55 4 роки тому +980

    60% of comments: *animal lovers*
    20%: *anxiety intensifies*
    10%: *when you pause the video, but...*
    10% *YEET*

  • @mitchelljack217
    @mitchelljack217 7 років тому +118

    when you hear this and realize the 2 years of playing Fallout really did pay off

  • @user-xt4gv9ug5l
    @user-xt4gv9ug5l 3 роки тому +11

    Why can’t the sound be like the Japanese early earthquake sound it’s way more calming and better than BEEEEEEEEEEP BOOOOOOOOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEP BOOOOOOOOOOOP

    • @MiniNadez25
      @MiniNadez25 2 роки тому

      That’s the point it’s supposed to grab your attention so you don’t evaporate during the blast

  • @imanalien3733
    @imanalien3733 3 роки тому +5

    I actually got this, not the exact message, but a warning during the D.C riot. Scary asf.

    • @wistermorldwide
      @wistermorldwide 3 роки тому

      Same because I was right there, I live in DC. It was scary because I was just trying to do my online school while my parents had cnn on in the background

  • @molly1002
    @molly1002 4 роки тому +915

    Me: [has no reaction bc I know it’s fake]
    “Leave all pets at home”
    Me: [starts crying]

    • @bethkreber5684
      @bethkreber5684 4 роки тому +3

      True

    • @shieldde6209
      @shieldde6209 4 роки тому +12

      There is no way leaving my Fish at home T_T

    • @cxcaineglow
      @cxcaineglow 4 роки тому +14

      my chihuahua is coming with me idc what y’all say

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 роки тому +5

      @yeet and delete *eats dog as ration*

    • @fjlkagudpgo4884
      @fjlkagudpgo4884 4 роки тому +2

      I have no pet but I would die with all of these cats and dogs left

  • @Kingololz
    @Kingololz 7 років тому +194

    *furiously googling nearest bomb shelter*

    • @pelziig
      @pelziig 7 років тому

      I'm gonna do it at the end lol

    • @venom_vengeance5202
      @venom_vengeance5202 7 років тому +3

      Taylor .Henry I dug my own in my backyard.

    • @jackspedicey6944
      @jackspedicey6944 7 років тому

      Taylor .Henry vault 69

    • @arcphlorhne
      @arcphlorhne 7 років тому +15

      @CreeperslayerG
      * FURIOUS DIGGING IN FRONT YARD *

    • @ryanberry3280
      @ryanberry3280 7 років тому +10

      Taylor .Henry get a shovel and pray to God.

  • @FrosstKatt
    @FrosstKatt 2 роки тому +15

    Watching this as Russia invades Ukraine

  • @thebanditisreal
    @thebanditisreal 3 роки тому +13

    EAS: shows the states that will be nuked.
    Me: laughs in louisianian.

    • @LordFondleballs
      @LordFondleballs 2 роки тому +1

      Fun fact, Barksdale AFB in Louisiana is a nuclear-capable base. Whether nuclear weapons are there is a different story, no one really knows. But it *is* nuclear *capable*.
      Your state would be a prime target! Do with this knowledge as you will.
      (Source: www.ktbs.com/news/arklatex-indepth/nuclear-weapons-at-bafb-what-we-know-what-can-we-talk-about/article_7382d62c-3fe9-11eb-a976-a32472bbd9db.html )

    • @thebanditisreal
      @thebanditisreal 2 роки тому

      @@LordFondleballs shoot u right, the amount of effort you put into that is just amazing, I also live near a military base so I realize I might be the first to go out with a bang (literally) thanks for the source, I will check it out.

    • @LordFondleballs
      @LordFondleballs 2 роки тому +1

      Nah I'm just air force and knew that offhand, I just added a public source so peeps didn't think I was leaking anything LMAO

    • @thebanditisreal
      @thebanditisreal 2 роки тому

      @@LordFondleballs Still, props to you man!