Tilly Won't Put Out Fire While Trapped in Sealed Chamber After Winning a Race in Star Trek Discovery

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  • @MajorGrin
    @MajorGrin  Місяць тому +11

    Review of this episode here: ua-cam.com/video/tTInZZ_gTo4/v-deo.html

    • @kingbullyrock8739
      @kingbullyrock8739 Місяць тому

      There is nothing funnier than a fat woman running.

  • @trashstratum
    @trashstratum Місяць тому +221

    there is nobody who is not mentally deficient involved in this show's production pipeline

    • @MACODeltaForce
      @MACODeltaForce Місяць тому

      Or mentally unstable? LMFAO!

    • @BatarianBob
      @BatarianBob Місяць тому

      A bit harsh. I'm sure there are plenty of mentally competent people involved.
      Just none of them are writers.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Місяць тому +123

    They ripped off Steven Seagal's running!

    • @DinnerBells
      @DinnerBells Місяць тому +3

      Really YT? Deleting my comments as usual 😭

    • @matthewcorcoran2891
      @matthewcorcoran2891 Місяць тому +2

      @@DinnerBellsThat happens to me a lot too.

    • @drzerogi
      @drzerogi Місяць тому +1

      @@matthewcorcoran2891 Same.

    • @drzerogi
      @drzerogi Місяць тому +1

      Space Ice viewer?

    • @Ebalosus
      @Ebalosus Місяць тому

      Where's Nick Mullen or Corridor Digital when you need them...

  • @ge2719
    @ge2719 Місяць тому +87

    they literally have tilly run circles around burnham... and the most hilarious thing is them having the actress pretend to be more tired than tilly, like "oh no, i can't keep up, i'm so exhausted, no you go on without me..." what a joke.
    there is no amount of training that can make you an endurance runner while carrying an extra 200lbs.

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply Місяць тому +15

      Any such runner wouldn't be that weight for long. Maybe her bones are hollow.

    • @alejandronopasanada5302
      @alejandronopasanada5302 Місяць тому +6

      Coincidentally, I kept having to rewind and see that scene over and over. Every single time I saw it, my brain would make me remember the “It’s Ma’am” at GameStop video. Like they keep trying to get me to see something else than the super reality in front of my face.

    • @MrDecelles
      @MrDecelles Місяць тому +4

      I'm fat and I am a good cyclist. But body mechanics and pure physics will tell you that I am not efficient!!
      Burnham is trained in Vulcan logic AND FREAKING Vulcan gravity (1.4G). She is jumping around all the time. Tilly is failing at every job and is not remotely fit for duty.
      This show is a joke. Again.

  • @SackAttack81
    @SackAttack81 Місяць тому +59

    That thumbnail killed me. 😂

    • @Ebalosus
      @Ebalosus Місяць тому +3

      "We're not saying she's fat, BUT..."

    • @strudl32456
      @strudl32456 Місяць тому

      Why is her face so bloated?

    • @Peremptor
      @Peremptor 8 днів тому

      What grace :)

  • @fuferito
    @fuferito Місяць тому +16

    Running and pretending to lose to a toddler is adorable.
    This is just humiliating for everyone involved.

  • @anonimuso
    @anonimuso Місяць тому +6

    She can win a race, but she can't run fast enough to catch a guy walking to a door 10 feet away.

  • @randomrazr
    @randomrazr Місяць тому +87

    how this show has lasted 5 seasons is beyond me

    • @Holybeatdown
      @Holybeatdown Місяць тому +14

      It didn’t rely on ad revenue. If it was on network television it would have been canceled in a heartbeat. There’s a reason Paramount is looking to sell and this show is one of them.

    • @richtea615
      @richtea615 Місяць тому +9

      ESG money from Blackrock.

    • @SchweitzerMan
      @SchweitzerMan Місяць тому +12

      It may have lasted five years but in the minds of viewers, will it last? Think about this, shows like TNG, DS9 and even Voyager had episodes that are considered classic Trek episodes. They hold up 25-30 years later because they're so well made and acted and written that those stories, characters and performances stay with us. 'Duet' from DS9's first season is a top 10 episode not just for that series but for the entire franchise. What are people remembering about current Trek? Are there any lines that will be remembered for years to come? Any episodes?
      Can someone NAME any of the episodes?

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 Місяць тому +1

      It’s good, And don’t forget there is no competition on TV,

    • @TroyConvers5000
      @TroyConvers5000 Місяць тому +6

      Tax scam.

  • @thecaptain6730
    @thecaptain6730 Місяць тому +57

    I did not watch this episode, but is that actual dialogue from a Star Trek episode? Tilly said: “you’re a little sh!t!” In a Star Trek episode? That’s the whole joke of Star Trek IV is that people didn’t have to use obscenities in every sentence in the future.

    • @user-ec5bo8tx4n
      @user-ec5bo8tx4n Місяць тому +4

      Yup, Tilly says, "You're a little shit, you know that." (It's supposed to be banter with a sassy competitor.)

    • @1who4me
      @1who4me Місяць тому

      Double dumbass on you!

    • @BlazerRox
      @BlazerRox Місяць тому +4

      Yes, they have dropped F-bombs too.

    • @user-ec5bo8tx4n
      @user-ec5bo8tx4n Місяць тому +9

      @@BlazerRox Good point. It really makes me wonder who their target market is. Kurtzman said he wanted his Star Trek to inspire children, but I don't think there are a lot of parents who will let their kids watch a show with such coarse language.

    • @rennmaxbeta
      @rennmaxbeta Місяць тому +13

      The show is shit

  • @paradox7358
    @paradox7358 Місяць тому +26

    "Earthquake!"
    "No. Starfleet officers"

  • @gecho194
    @gecho194 Місяць тому +26

    Michael Dorn losing it never gets old.

    • @stopgeorge
      @stopgeorge Місяць тому +2

      Even the outtakes of TNG are therapeutic!

  • @SoyElDiabloRojo
    @SoyElDiabloRojo Місяць тому +14

    Picard meme: “Why the FUCK can they not hire a highscool science student for basic scientific consulting!?!?”

    • @jaycordray3642
      @jaycordray3642 Місяць тому

      On second thought, no. Not the high school indoctrination, er, science teachers I know.

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla Місяць тому +68

    I believe that Kurtzman failed science class in elementary school, because even a first grader would understand that fire eats oxygen.

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply Місяць тому +7

      If any of the crew caught it, it was too late to fix in post.

    • @TokyoXtreme
      @TokyoXtreme Місяць тому +5

      I thought "science rocks" or some variant was from this show… didn't these "scientists" ever learn about the fire triangle?

    • @ranchoth
      @ranchoth Місяць тому +5

      Man, I remember the good old days when Trek writers* were just really bad at _math._
      *Mostly Ron D. Moore. By his own admission. And frequent demonstration.

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla Місяць тому +2

      @@TokyoXtreme "That's the power of math, people!" (Tilly, 2017).

    • @TokyoXtreme
      @TokyoXtreme Місяць тому +1

      @@tyrannozilla Perfect - that's exactly what I was thinking of!

  • @uberneanderthal
    @uberneanderthal Місяць тому +44

    reminds me of one of my favorite James Bond scenes. Pierce Brosnan and Halle Berry were running 'side-by-side' but Halle kept falling behind, so every 2 seconds they'd have to cut and teleport Halle beside Pierce.

    • @user-ec5bo8tx4n
      @user-ec5bo8tx4n Місяць тому +7

      Reminds me of TOS "Shore Leave". I am convinced that they hired Emily Banks to play Yeoman Tonia Barrows because she can run. There are a couple of scenes where she must run with Kirk, and she does a really good job. She might not be as fast as him, but her running form is excellent. She must have been on her school track squad.
      (Oh, and Emily can act, and she is gorgeous too. That probably has something to do with it.) 🙂

    • @Ebalosus
      @Ebalosus Місяць тому

      Wait, Pierce Brosnan was in better shape than Halle Berry!?

    • @RelwarctheMighty
      @RelwarctheMighty Місяць тому

      @@Ebalosus Longer legs.

    • @walterscientist
      @walterscientist Місяць тому

      @@EbalosusA lot of actresses have terrible running form and often are no good at physical activities in general. Physicality is definitely an underrated skill for many people in the acting profession, presumably because 90% of roles don't require it.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Місяць тому +44

    You missed an opportunity to include Chakotay chanting. 😉

    • @DinnerBells
      @DinnerBells Місяць тому +19

      “Accoocheemoya…I am far from the bones of my ancestors…” 😭

    • @grgeryhzat6780
      @grgeryhzat6780 25 днів тому +2

      @@DinnerBells I'm fucking dead lmao

  • @Zenn3k
    @Zenn3k Місяць тому +157

    Having Tilly running like this is hilarious, if she actually ran, ever, she might not be 300 lbs, I bet the stunt girl got a lot of work that day.

    • @PeachWookiee
      @PeachWookiee Місяць тому

      How do you know she doesn’t run? Some girls are naturally thicc.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 Місяць тому +27

      There's a reason why they kept having to cut every few seconds. Tilly can give them a good stumble for 28 frames and then you need to move on.

    • @snickerbockers5988
      @snickerbockers5988 Місяць тому +36

      It's even funnier watching Michael because you can tell she's trying really hard not to make Tilly look slow.

    • @hardy83
      @hardy83 Місяць тому

      It's so stupid. So she's heavy? Big deal, no one would care. But doing things like making her a star endurance runner only makes her weight stand out that much more.

    • @neondemon5137
      @neondemon5137 Місяць тому +29

      This show is so ridiculously embarrassing for everyone.

  • @boedye
    @boedye Місяць тому +17

    I remember an episode of TOS where Kirk had to prove to McCoy that he was still in top condition by pushing up these "blocks" that were affixed against the wall...

    • @whophd
      @whophd Місяць тому +7

      yup, this show is guilty on multiple charges

    • @user-ec5bo8tx4n
      @user-ec5bo8tx4n Місяць тому +5

      That episode was "The Corbomite Maneuver". Great episode.

    • @boedye
      @boedye Місяць тому

      @@user-ec5bo8tx4n Yes! I believe, technically the first episode, if memory serves!

    • @MrWhipple42
      @MrWhipple42 Місяць тому

      First filmed of season 1. Preceded by the two pilot episodes, "The Cage" and "Where No Man Has Gone Before."

  • @rhuman8672
    @rhuman8672 Місяць тому +15

    I’m the endurance queen… of eating Mack and cheese 😂

  • @Wicked_Sushi
    @Wicked_Sushi Місяць тому +4

    I feel like Hank talking to Walt in the garage, quietly whispering in disbelief ... "I don't even know what I'm looking at. I don't what you are ..."

  • @tomkerruish2982
    @tomkerruish2982 Місяць тому +37

    I literally don't even know what the hell I'm watching, and I'm okay with that.

    • @aka-47k
      @aka-47k Місяць тому

      pretty much stupid "sacrifize" in a stupid "vakuum" chamber where they run out of air but dont get that the fires all around them consume air so they dont put em out.
      how this magic makes it rain is another stupidity.

    • @randomelement5510
      @randomelement5510 Місяць тому +5

      That's fine -- the writers don't know what they're writing.

    • @MGuyGadbois
      @MGuyGadbois Місяць тому

      @@randomelement5510 They're afraid AI will take their jobs ... wonder why.

    • @MarcosCha76
      @MarcosCha76 Місяць тому +2

      ​@Doctor_Eightball I think the writers are already using AI to write this anyway...

  • @TentaclePentacle
    @TentaclePentacle Місяць тому +27

    A body in motion remains in motion. I guess it takes a lot of energy to stop a 300lb moving object

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah they forget that applies to Tilly when she becomes to roll downhill.

    • @alejandronopasanada5302
      @alejandronopasanada5302 Місяць тому +3

      What happens when an unstoppable force,
      Is told there will be cake.

  • @brantheblazed4322
    @brantheblazed4322 Місяць тому +4

    Imagine the hip replacement tech of the future responsible for Tilly still being able to walk after this.

  • @cmedtheuniverseofcmed8775
    @cmedtheuniverseofcmed8775 Місяць тому +26

    Since the beginning of STD, Tilly has done nothing but gain weight and inflate like a balloon.
    The writing....the writers are gone, and no one is at the helm anymore.

    • @MGuyGadbois
      @MGuyGadbois Місяць тому +2

      Filly

    • @sambas9257
      @sambas9257 Місяць тому

      it is so distracting...she is too fat. It's too much distracting.In the old Federation health was over everything. It wasn't about aesthetic. Maybe if she was so fat since the beginning it would'nt be so distracting.Why promoting a so unhealthy lifestyle.... I really don't understand..these times of american culture are really crazy...

  • @R1vJ4
    @R1vJ4 Місяць тому +23

    From Tilly to Tubby... and that's as fast as she go... such an athlete

    • @doubt3430
      @doubt3430 Місяць тому +2

      How this tilly and terran tilly from sto are the same person is beyond me

  • @nunyabitness9201
    @nunyabitness9201 Місяць тому +10

    Is Tilly the reason that the discovery always leans to one side????

    • @stopgeorge
      @stopgeorge Місяць тому +1

      Don't be silly, she does the marathon on both sides of the ship!

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 Місяць тому +1

      It's the real reason why it spins around before it can build up the momentum to go anywhere.

  • @shifterzx
    @shifterzx Місяць тому +38

    Once upon a time actors cared about their craft and stayed in shape. It was hard work but they did it. Tilly has out on what seems like 30kg since the show started. I don't mean to fat shame but 'oh geez!'

    • @Arassar
      @Arassar Місяць тому +1

      Staying in shape is literally staying in character. It's one of their duties as show members. It's PROBABLY in her CONTRACT. But of course Paramount is woke AF so they won't ever do anything about it.

    • @rayzermaniac5218
      @rayzermaniac5218 Місяць тому +15

      Tbh I felt the same with Jorge Garcia on lost. The guy was massive during the start of the show and I figured that for realism the actor would gradually slim down a bit each season. Maybe not drop everything but just something that would be noticeable. But he was the same size and might have even gotten bigger.

    • @whophd
      @whophd Місяць тому +1

      @@rayzermaniac5218 yup it was the first reason (of many, but let's just stick with first) I couldn't get invested in that show

    • @Warenai
      @Warenai Місяць тому +3

      @@rayzermaniac5218 To be fair, in a later season it was revealed that he was secretly hoarding a lot of unhealthy food. I don't remember over what time frame the show takes place and how exactly he explained his stash, so this might still be kind of a plot hole, but at the very least an attempt was made. Which is something, that can't be said about STD.

    • @alejandronopasanada5302
      @alejandronopasanada5302 Місяць тому +4

      I had a secret crush on Tilly even though I hated the show. I just remember, in a healthy way, I would go “look at that”. Over time, I think this actor ate that girl.

  • @ranchoth
    @ranchoth Місяць тому +12

    Gee, it’s sure too bad they don’t have tiny, easily concealable directed energy weapons you could use to disintegrate slabs of solid rock in the 32nd century.
    (And the dialogue was saying something about the chamber making rain, so I’ll assume that some BS, preschool-level understanding of science reason, too.)

    • @Matthew_Raymond
      @Matthew_Raymond Місяць тому

      Uh, the clip you just watched says that the walls are “solid tritanium”, not rock, and that the chamber is part of the weather control system, so if Tilly blasts through the walls, she could end up killing all life on the planet through a prolonged drought. In fact, most life on the planet is already dead due to the failure of identical weather systems.

    • @ranchoth
      @ranchoth Місяць тому +1

      @@Matthew_Raymond Yeah, that's the problem with solid tritanium-you can't go back and weld a patch over any holes you bore though large enough to admit sufficient air to keep two people from suffocating for a few hours.
      And if the entire planet's ecosystem is dependent on an elaborate sprinkler system built around one facility, with a chemical reaction chamber the size of a large garage, obviously not even in continuous operation...it seems like a snail sneezing at an inopportune time would be enough to tip the poor thing over to catastrophe, so it's clearly on borrowed time to begin with.

    • @Matthew_Raymond
      @Matthew_Raymond Місяць тому

      @@ranchoth With regard to cutting and rewelding tritanium dense enough to block transporters, I don’t think the phaser stored in the pattern buffer of her comm badge is going to cut it, no pun intended. (That’s assuming she brought a phaser, since the only people they would likely be shooting at are Moll and L’ak, who just lost their spaceship.)
      As for the fragility of the weather systems, they were designed with the idea that the Federation would periodically return to maintenance them, but after the Burn, there was no one left to perform those repairs.

  • @truckingwithsean
    @truckingwithsean Місяць тому +5

    Just come in from work, popped the TV on and that was the first thumbnail I saw 😂😂
    Absolutely howling 😂👌

  • @Arassar
    @Arassar Місяць тому +22

    Are we REALLY expected to believe that she won some sort of RACE?!
    I mean, there's willing suspension of disbelief... and then there's whatever this is.

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 Місяць тому +9

      they already did this in season 1. she took part in the command program marathon, against two other women and two men, all of them far thinner than her, the men were easily a foot taller, and tilly also stopped for over a minute in the middle of the marathon to talk to michael and then she caught back up to and overtook all the others and came first. even though they passed her the moment she stopped and so they were a minute ahead of her, she caught up to them in seconds.... the scene was absolutely ridiculous.

    • @Akm72
      @Akm72 Місяць тому +2

      I guess everyone else in the race knew there was a boobie-prize at the end 😆

    • @alejandronopasanada5302
      @alejandronopasanada5302 Місяць тому +1

      @@Akm72The real twist was how they all knew she wasn’t from there and no one likes that doofy kid anyway. If you play it back, you can see the people who quit at the beginning laughing.

  • @BlazerRox
    @BlazerRox Місяць тому +2

    They went to the detail of making the flames go lower as the oxygen ran out, but not the common sense that anyone would have put out the fires to extend the oxygen supply LOL

  • @Herandro_just_Herandro
    @Herandro_just_Herandro Місяць тому +21

    Thank God I quit watching this still in the first season.

    • @khathaway414
      @khathaway414 Місяць тому +6

      Never even made it past the first episode.

    • @VictorythroughUnity59
      @VictorythroughUnity59 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@khathaway414 ditto mate, bad writing is my Kryptonite in all media. I demand quality in my story, not quackery

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply Місяць тому +4

      @@khathaway414 Never even made it past the first trailer.

  • @matthewcorcoran2891
    @matthewcorcoran2891 Місяць тому +4

    Worf is the voice of reason these days.

  • @tonyfabulous6775
    @tonyfabulous6775 Місяць тому +7

    season one tilly was a cute chubby girl to hang with on a slow tuesday night and not let your homeboys see her.. now well she's eaten her way out of a slow tuesday night hang session.

  • @fakenorwegian4743
    @fakenorwegian4743 Місяць тому +7

    Sit on the fire Tilly! Smother the flames!!

  • @leosan6893
    @leosan6893 Місяць тому +3

    In lower decks, they have a similar problem. Mariner, Jennifer and her friends get trapped in a room with candles when the power and life support go offline. Mariner finally finds out the candles take all the oxygen but Jennifer tries to stop her. That´s a cartoon, of course. Maybe Discovery should be one too.

  • @MultiJpad
    @MultiJpad Місяць тому +16

    I thought tilly was huge in the first seasons holy cow did she eat capt Kirk?

  • @titovalasques
    @titovalasques Місяць тому +6

    This is some next level stupid!

  • @maestro-zq8gu
    @maestro-zq8gu Місяць тому +5

    Love that thumbnail.🤣

  • @whophd
    @whophd Місяць тому +3

    "ACTING!!!!!!!!" Look at that acting.

  • @sowder
    @sowder Місяць тому +26

    I'm sorry. Did you say TILLY won a race?

    • @2157AF
      @2157AF Місяць тому +2

      Well she is pure muscle under all that fat. :)

    • @gecho194
      @gecho194 Місяць тому +2

      First prize in a truth telling contest.

    • @Akm72
      @Akm72 Місяць тому +1

      @@2157AF Well pure 'something' anyway.

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 Місяць тому +3

      @@GremmPaltakin dessert bar, more like.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 Місяць тому +1

      @@2157AF Sumo wrestlers are well known for winning ultrathons.

  • @trentonwelsh6859
    @trentonwelsh6859 Місяць тому +1

    Tilly is decended from the great endurance runners. She's literally been winning races the entire series

  • @thanqualthehighseer
    @thanqualthehighseer Місяць тому +12

    That must be some low gravity world for Tilly to win.

    • @MrDecelles
      @MrDecelles Місяць тому +1

      Burntham is a trained star fleet captain... with her homeworld being 1.4g.... and she is slower....
      Also those fires... omg.

  • @adrianvanleeuwen
    @adrianvanleeuwen Місяць тому +1

    Tilly might end up being a teacher to star fleet cadets on survival training in Star Trek Academy. Too bad she missed the classes herself on the lesson of fire and oxygen in a sealed room. Irony!

  • @MegaDuckmonster
    @MegaDuckmonster Місяць тому +1

    The showrunners clearly are using a JANK AI to write these scripts... Holy heck.

  • @TheDude1764
    @TheDude1764 Місяць тому

    That thumbnail made me lol.😂

  • @peep39
    @peep39 Місяць тому

    Tilly outruns Michael, who has literally run across the entire galaxy

  • @LtFoodstamp
    @LtFoodstamp Місяць тому +9

    If the bowls were filled with potato chips, she would have been the first one out.

  • @TheBigExclusive
    @TheBigExclusive Місяць тому +2

    Did they seriously put Season 5 Tilly in a race???

  • @diegodavid3226
    @diegodavid3226 Місяць тому +15

    Obesity in the 23rd century, curious haha.

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal Місяць тому +6

      they've cured every disease except carb addiction

  • @spider-ball
    @spider-ball Місяць тому

    I found Tilly's theme song!
    "Hold me
    Like the Planet Vulcan
    And I will then say to thee
    You are my friend
    Carry me
    Like you are my brother
    Love me like a mother
    Will you be there?"

  • @djinghiskhan9199
    @djinghiskhan9199 Місяць тому

    Like a high school production but with 100's of millions for a budget

  • @MightyGalvatron
    @MightyGalvatron Місяць тому +1

    I can't help but think this is deliberate. Like they decided to really push the body positivity agenda and actually encouraged the actress to put on weight. Then they wrote episodes like this to demonstrate the "healthy at any size" mantra by showing her outperforming thin people.

  • @rusenakman
    @rusenakman Місяць тому +4

    Why they still not using AI to write scripts beyond me LOL If they don't want to pay writers a decent amount at least buy a sub to gpt 4 or something.

  • @fiktivhistoriker345
    @fiktivhistoriker345 Місяць тому

    Somebody mentioned in another commentary that there is no lack of oxygen if the fires still burning.

  • @stopgeorge
    @stopgeorge Місяць тому

    "We have lights!"

    • @user-ec5bo8tx4n
      @user-ec5bo8tx4n Місяць тому

      That was such an exciting moment, I almost didn't yawn.
      But the important thing was that, on the bridge, the DEI character (you know, ol' what's-her-name) got to save the day. (I'm not kidding, I don't know her name.)

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates Місяць тому +1

    Not Teal and Yellow enough.

  • @Argentina1.30
    @Argentina1.30 Місяць тому

    The poor ground.

  • @fishjones4618
    @fishjones4618 Місяць тому +1

    So “special needs” Tilly is a more enduring runner than Burnham?? My suspension of belief only goes so far

  • @BlazerRox
    @BlazerRox Місяць тому +1

    And they had Tilly literally run circles around Burnham, who is clearly in way better shape.

  • @ddp1863
    @ddp1863 Місяць тому +3

    free tilly 😆- discovery writers couldn't come up something that good!

  • @StarTrekDoor
    @StarTrekDoor Місяць тому

    I imagine similar to Popeye and eating spinach. Give Tilly some macaroni and cheese.

  • @richtaylor6039
    @richtaylor6039 Місяць тому

    Basic science out of the window

  • @BoopSnoot
    @BoopSnoot Місяць тому +2

    why are there so many fats in the future?

  • @rockbottom2822
    @rockbottom2822 Місяць тому

    I've never seen so many unfit people in the future. I bet they had so many takes for each scene because everyone was constantly vomiting after running 30 yards.

  • @InnawoodsAnon
    @InnawoodsAnon Місяць тому +3

    What's wrong with her FAAAACE

    • @hltco920
      @hltco920 Місяць тому +2

      Too many pizza rolls

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 Місяць тому

      She used to have eyes that could open all the way.

  • @Mr.Jarbles
    @Mr.Jarbles Місяць тому

    So many plot monkeys... It was convenient that the natives didn't try to communicate with the "away team" in Whistlespeak. I just imagine them trying to whistle in response and their universal translators spitting out something akin to Google translate.

  • @michaelhughes7718
    @michaelhughes7718 Місяць тому

    As a fat dude, I point and laugh at th idea of Tilly winning a race, unless it was to beat the line to the buffet.

  • @unbrokn001
    @unbrokn001 Місяць тому

    When I think of "Tilly" in a sci-fi show, I think of Tilly from The Expanse.

  • @NightimeInDeepSpace
    @NightimeInDeepSpace Місяць тому

    We can be thankful they didn't put her on a poor horse for a race at least

  • @wolfbane7497
    @wolfbane7497 Місяць тому +1

    Bullcrap Tilly actually got to that Temple and actually tied

  • @llamapi3
    @llamapi3 Місяць тому +6

    Disco is so fucking cringe

    • @MultiTesseract
      @MultiTesseract Місяць тому

      Get used to it since they intend to give these morons 5 more years to screw the franchise

  • @mygaffer
    @mygaffer Місяць тому

    How embarrassing. If I had worked on this show I would honestly not let people know.

  • @MichaelAarons1701
    @MichaelAarons1701 Місяць тому

    Thank you!! This bugged the shit out of me the whole episode (or at least what part is relevant)!😖

  • @conscientiousobjector5988
    @conscientiousobjector5988 Місяць тому

    Make room for the big girl.

  • @jebise1126
    @jebise1126 Місяць тому

    silly tilly

  • @FrogbridgeEntertainment
    @FrogbridgeEntertainment Місяць тому

    There's no Ozempic in the ....What century is this show set again?

  • @skyserf
    @skyserf Місяць тому +1

    Wasn’t Tilly Tubbies a show?

  • @skel1701
    @skel1701 Місяць тому

    I've had no interest in watching STD since shit season 1 & it looks like Tilly has actually GAINED more weight since then. Soon Kirk will be travelling in time to bring her back to the 23rd century to tell a probe what to do with itself.

  • @Warenai
    @Warenai Місяць тому

    That distance are they "running"? It almost seems like they are not going that much faster than walking.

  • @silfire2401
    @silfire2401 Місяць тому

    I don't get how the quality of SNW manage to remain steady but STD kept getting worse at the same time.

  • @thejakyl1369
    @thejakyl1369 Місяць тому +2

    The most fictional thing about this is that Tilly can win a race to anything further away than the fridge.

  • @the51project
    @the51project Місяць тому

    For me, the lack of a bowl of water on open display, to raise tension, is what spoils the 'meeting the Godfather' wedding scene. Scorsese could learn from this STD. All his characters meeting the Godfather could have seen the same bowl of water, and that tension would have built up.

  • @dramonmaster222
    @dramonmaster222 Місяць тому +1

    That thumbnail is so wrong.
    Also, who participates in a race without knowing anything about it?

  • @autecheee
    @autecheee Місяць тому +1

    Do they not teach the basics of fire consuming oxygen in the 31st century?? ARE WE NOT woman, we are DEVO

  • @itequipment8251
    @itequipment8251 Місяць тому

    There are many unbelievable things in Star Trek but Tilly winng a foot race?

  • @alternative915
    @alternative915 Місяць тому

    How did Mickey Bunburger lose the race? she literally discovery most active (only) away team

  • @Tallacus
    @Tallacus Місяць тому +1

    31st century and you can just transport the fat right out of you

    • @temparalflux914
      @temparalflux914 Місяць тому

      I mean we have weight loss pills right now, let alone in the 32cnd Century.

    • @Tallacus
      @Tallacus Місяць тому

      ​@@temparalflux914they don't work

    • @temparalflux914
      @temparalflux914 Місяць тому

      @@Tallacus Im not talking about these ones perscribed by Tiffeny from round the block, there is a diabetic pill that has recently been proven to reduce weight and is perscribed in the UK if you have diabeties, it has also shown it inhibits addictions to Alcohol and Smoking aswell, Studies are still taking place.

  • @scottishadonis
    @scottishadonis Місяць тому

    Micheal Burnham didn’t win the race? Wow! I doubt Tilly the T-Rex could win a race…

  • @llgoldstein2710
    @llgoldstein2710 Місяць тому

    This is pure fantasy if you think she won that race.

  • @geliefdeliefde2339
    @geliefdeliefde2339 Місяць тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @plainbagel9192
    @plainbagel9192 Місяць тому +1

    Tilly is on roids?

  • @MoonjumperReviews
    @MoonjumperReviews Місяць тому

    And they all belong to the PARTY OF SCIENCE (tm) !!!

  • @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103
    @iamnotanuggetblackhart5103 Місяць тому +1

    Man, S1 Tilley was just the right amount of thicc I liked, but now? Fucking just can't understand why the actress didn't try and lose weight more and instead GAINED weight incredibly. I've seen women older than her who had a kid and would kick ass to get back in shape. YEAH I'm commenting on her weight gain, but seriously...why is she gaining and not TRYING to get back in better shape here? Was this still shot around the same time after she had her kid? Just curious as hell.

    • @davidlandrum
      @davidlandrum Місяць тому

      I agree. Tilly _was_ slightly attractive in season 1. She packed on the pounds right after that season.

  • @dr.nigelcool3771
    @dr.nigelcool3771 Місяць тому +1

    What on God's good Earth....why does it remind me of the widely mocked scene in Star Wars: Kenobi in which 3 adults have trouble chasing 8-year-old Leia in the forest. ua-cam.com/video/b-0AzH-gD-g/v-deo.htmlsi=yVTY8r2CZrVhI-_4&t=27

  • @AnnoyingCritic-is7rp
    @AnnoyingCritic-is7rp Місяць тому

    Even the ADR is terrible. Why do they constantly try to drone Burnhamn out? I had to shut off my subwoofer.

  • @hawkstringfellow
    @hawkstringfellow Місяць тому

    Worf is right 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheSchwiz
    @TheSchwiz Місяць тому

    Wasn’t she supposed to be running star fleet academy. ?

  • @Hlbkomer
    @Hlbkomer Місяць тому

    It would be funny if it wasn’t all so sad.

  • @NitriumOxide
    @NitriumOxide Місяць тому

    That thumbnail is a bit mean, but very funny.

  • @mrtrent100
    @mrtrent100 Місяць тому

    They have transporters ..... it is far in the future ...... Why not beam off some of the Lard ???