The Emperors Edgelords: Raven Guard | Ep.97

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  • @Quartermaster2014
    @Quartermaster2014 9 місяців тому +926

    The Hero of The Imperium certainly deserves more time in the spotlight that he himself doesn't even want

    • @grandadmiralsuntzu5066
      @grandadmiralsuntzu5066 9 місяців тому +15

      It's a recurring theme

    • @Niekieboyz
      @Niekieboyz 9 місяців тому +7

      I agree, but wouldn't it be better to do him for some sort of aprils fools episode?

    • @grandadmiralsuntzu5066
      @grandadmiralsuntzu5066 9 місяців тому +7

      @@Niekieboyz No that's the Big-E video, could not dodge the divine allegations

    • @Niekieboyz
      @Niekieboyz 9 місяців тому

      @@grandadmiralsuntzu5066 ahh ok

    • @MilitaryHistory1
      @MilitaryHistory1 9 місяців тому +11

      Cai Cai Ciaphas Cain Hero Of The Imperium

  • @basementhobbyhangout4868
    @basementhobbyhangout4868 9 місяців тому +808

    Cain is not in a loser bracket, it was simply a tactical retreat bracket

  • @barrag3463
    @barrag3463 9 місяців тому +807

    Ciaphas Cain; one of the Emperor's funniest clowns, fighting his silliest battles.

    • @Funniblockman
      @Funniblockman 9 місяців тому +20

      Pancreas Nowork:D

    • @austinblickenstaff5340
      @austinblickenstaff5340 9 місяців тому +8

      And still getting the job done no less 😂😂

    • @firehazardentertainment8381
      @firehazardentertainment8381 9 місяців тому +29

      I think you mean the Emperor's biggest chad. The list of his sexual conquests is longer than his list of military victories.

    • @SpookyJ738
      @SpookyJ738 9 місяців тому +2

      Okay, truth.

    • @usurparemagnus
      @usurparemagnus 9 місяців тому +5

      @@firehazardentertainment8381can you provide a full description of said list 😂

  • @Czar_Loko
    @Czar_Loko 9 місяців тому +176

    Cain didn’t loose, he just chose to have his video at a later date as a sign of humility to keep up appearances.

    • @hammer1349
      @hammer1349 9 місяців тому +17

      Amberely is having to go through the script to make sure they are giving Cain the credit he deserves

    • @josephwieschhaus3937
      @josephwieschhaus3937 Місяць тому

      he wants a Christmas video

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 8 місяців тому +107

    Honestly, Corvus evolving into a Imperium Daemon just to harass a whole chaos faction sounds like peak Goth

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 6 місяців тому +15

      And leads to credibility of Santa being a raven guard, Corvus is Santa and drops off presents on his brothers holiday Sanguinala with his daemon powers . . . And punishes the naughty too.

    • @SeanCrosser
      @SeanCrosser 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus so that's why bad kids get coal
      So that they'll remember the coal-black eyes of Santa Crow

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 5 місяців тому +6

      @@SeanCrosser forevermore

  • @militarybrat2338
    @militarybrat2338 9 місяців тому +403

    Ci! Ci! Ciaphas Cain! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

  • @hillbillywizard497
    @hillbillywizard497 9 місяців тому +108

    45:57
    GUILLIMAN: We shall split the legions to reduce our individual power.
    RAVEN GUARD DELEGATE: *raises his hand*
    GUILLIMAN: There are only four of you, put your hand down.
    RAVEN GUARD DELEGATE: *puts his hand down*

    • @camokiler
      @camokiler Місяць тому +2

      only 4 of them he could see

  • @coolnamebro7363
    @coolnamebro7363 9 місяців тому +266

    Raven Guard Santa: 'Exists.'
    "Ya better watch out, Ya better watch out, Ya better watch out, YA BETTER WATCH OUT."

    • @Tezunegari
      @Tezunegari 9 місяців тому +41

      How does Santa's workshop make all the presents? Ultramarines.
      How does Santa deliver worldwide, in one night, unseen? Raven Guard.
      How does Santa know who's naughty and who's nice? Alpha Legion.

    • @latehipster9229
      @latehipster9229 9 місяців тому +20

      "he's gonna find out, he's gonna find out, he's gonna find out, HE'S GONNA FIND OUT"

    • @dylanmontgomery5450
      @dylanmontgomery5450 9 місяців тому +4

      Ya done effed up. Ya done effed up! YA DONE EFFED UP!!

    • @joshm9782
      @joshm9782 9 місяців тому +4

      @@Tezunegarimeanwhile robot santa from Futurama thought he could replace both the raven guard and alpha legion with the night lords

    • @thomasnorris1513
      @thomasnorris1513 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@joshm9782robot?!?! You mean [REDACTED]

  • @softlyspoken4503
    @softlyspoken4503 9 місяців тому +38

    The unlucky planetary governor is quickly becoming my favourite character in this, mostly because I think that demonstrating their effect against your average planet is a great way to show of the ridiculousness of 40k factions.

  • @IapitusMcHeimer
    @IapitusMcHeimer 9 місяців тому +153

    White scars are Mongolians on motor bikes, and have the most reasonable primarch. I would love an episode

  • @byjercam
    @byjercam 9 місяців тому +271

    Hell yeah. Let’s go white scars.
    Corvus is so sneaky that Games Workshop forgot he existed.

    • @iarusgoldleaf796
      @iarusgoldleaf796 9 місяців тому +12

      They did. People claim the white scars are forgotten. But we raven guard, and iron hands are forgotten truly

    • @Enderc14
      @Enderc14 9 місяців тому +7

      @@iarusgoldleaf796as an iron hand we are definitely forgotten hell we only have one named character as a mini and it isn’t even our chapter master

    • @iarusgoldleaf796
      @iarusgoldleaf796 9 місяців тому +4

      @Enderc14 yup, I may complain that raven guard are forgotten but I recognize the iron hands are worse off. We only have Shrike.
      Worse thing is. Iron hands at least saw use whenever they got buffed in previous editions but with tenth. You all are forgotten like us, who hadn't received anything lore wise or game wise since 8th ed.

  • @remusschadorius5804
    @remusschadorius5804 9 місяців тому +166

    "To serve the Emperor (And not die trying): A ridiculously long Guide" by Ciaphas Cain. Let's be honest with ourseves. We need it.

  • @thomasmurphy3761
    @thomasmurphy3761 9 місяців тому +131

    Cain is gonna run away not wanting a video about himself and still end up winning.

  • @michaelcoward1902
    @michaelcoward1902 9 місяців тому +23

    "so who are these guys"
    *Slaps 8 foot tall steroid monster in full, inch thick plate armour*
    "These are our stealth guys

  • @nax8159
    @nax8159 9 місяців тому +49

    Also for the batch he had to kill, if I remember right one crawled to him because his presence (as their Primarch) comforted them even though they didn't understand why.
    And Corvus openly sobbed when he had to kill them. 😢

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 4 місяці тому +5

      Yup that moment make me cry too

  • @bigmonkeking9067
    @bigmonkeking9067 9 місяців тому +53

    Fun fact: The Night Lords were sent to a planet on a mission, and they were attached with the Raven Guard. The 8th did not notice the guard until they revealed themselves, which crazy because they literally see in the dark and Konrad was the only one that did notice them. The Night Lords were freaking out cause they saw them on radar. Imagine the 8th being on edge when they something was hunting them.

    • @kieranadamson3224
      @kieranadamson3224 9 місяців тому +6

      I think people forget that Space Marines can definitely be stealthy if they wish. Simply because a) the Raven Guard are some of the smallest Astartes if I recall correctly. Not the shortest but they're close. Then b) as a universal factor, Astartes are terrifyingly fast and agile. In the right circumstances if they don't want to be noticed they won't be.

  • @matteoagosti70
    @matteoagosti70 9 місяців тому +79

    …I’ve never been the kind of man who laughs in the face of danger, much preferring to snigger behind its back and make vulgar hand gestures while it isn’t looking.
    -ciaphis cain

    • @IchigoGyuunyu
      @IchigoGyuunyu 9 місяців тому +4

      One of my favorite Cain quotes. Good choice.

    • @kieranadamson3224
      @kieranadamson3224 9 місяців тому +1

      I love how in the end he really was just an incredibly charismatic guy who had more than earned the praise he got and yet he can only ever speak of himself in a self-deprecating way. Survivors guilty and imposter syndrome to the MAX.

  • @someguy4405
    @someguy4405 9 місяців тому +1245

    *GAS GAAS GAAAS*
    *IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS*
    *TONIGHT ILL FLY*
    *AND BE YOUR WHITESCAR*

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 9 місяців тому +38

      this has the same energy as BEAR IS MOVE FAST!

    • @The_Greater_Goods
      @The_Greater_Goods 9 місяців тому +45

      GAS GAS GAS, STEP ON THE GAS

    • @davidthomas2870
      @davidthomas2870 9 місяців тому +27

      ​@@The_Greater_Goods DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

    • @kalev_knight
      @kalev_knight 9 місяців тому

      cry about it horse man my space dad legion won already

    • @AlriikRidesAgain
      @AlriikRidesAgain 9 місяців тому +19

      ​@@davidthomas2870 WE WERE RUNNING IN ZA '90S!

  • @TheDecWhale
    @TheDecWhale 9 місяців тому +50

    Surely, Cain deserves an episode. I feel like Koda would love him

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 9 місяців тому +32

    I remember when I first learned about 40k and I saw pre-heresy best boy, emperors favorite and most perfect son Horus and his armor... The first thing I thought was "why does the good guy have the eye of Ra on his chest?... he is the good guy right?"

    • @Willothemask
      @Willothemask 2 місяці тому +3

      GW thinks subtlety is a type of sauce like srirachia.

  • @caseyh1934
    @caseyh1934 9 місяців тому +75

    Corvus: 'I can avoid being seen if I want to. But to disappear entirely? That is a rare gift.".

    • @linkdancer3890
      @linkdancer3890 9 місяців тому

      Wait but doesn’t he have the ability to turn completely invisible?

    • @caseyh1934
      @caseyh1934 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@linkdancer3890 LOTR bro.... That hurts

  • @BaalFridge
    @BaalFridge 9 місяців тому +44

    The ravenguards do all the sidequests first and arrive to the first boss with endgame gear. I love them.

  • @cheeseninja1115
    @cheeseninja1115 9 місяців тому +62

    Time for the greatest case of imposter syndrome in the galaxy! Ci, Ci, Ciaphas Cain! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

  • @busterbean8153
    @busterbean8153 9 місяців тому +49

    The Khan and his Chapters are B-hopping and wavedashing towards this dub at INCREDIBLE speed

  • @TheUnknownRevolution
    @TheUnknownRevolution 9 місяців тому +24

    I finally got a raven guard episode and I am happy. The heartbeat underneath my floorboards beats once more.

    • @jaytrashwade1-1
      @jaytrashwade1-1 9 місяців тому +1

      You may need a professional to inspect your floorboards, because there shouldn't be any heartbeat.....

  • @createdmanpainting
    @createdmanpainting 9 місяців тому +40

    I am 18 seconds in... Ciaphas Cain episode please, and it's not even close. Ci! Ci! Ciaphas Cain! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

  • @draconious4005
    @draconious4005 9 місяців тому +88

    Caiaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium, of course!
    He thinks he can hide in the losers bracket, but it turns out that’s the perfect strategic move!

    • @Anaught-tbrk08
      @Anaught-tbrk08 9 місяців тому

      Ngl I'm hoping he tactically retreats his way to episode 100

  • @tomfromhr7208
    @tomfromhr7208 9 місяців тому +38

    Nothing understands superman better than the Christmas comic with the justice league and Santa when they all try to guess why Santa does what he does and Clark is the only one to guess correct that he does it for himself because "nothing feels better than giving"

  • @notareptilianiswear.6600
    @notareptilianiswear.6600 9 місяців тому +10

    Cain deserves his own entire podcast, not just an episode. Just ignore how much he would rather jump out a window than be the center of attention again.

  • @demiurgusgodofform8589
    @demiurgusgodofform8589 9 місяців тому +16

    17:04
    To be fair, those nuclear weapons next to the moon prison were meant to be both deterrents and weapons of last resort in case of an armed uprising amongst the prisons. It's just that Corvus got to them first and disarmed, rewired, and re-armed them before the people planetside could make use of them for their intended purpose of wiping out all of the prisoners, all of the prison, and most of the peripheral infrastructure. After all, buildings can be rebuilt, and manpower can be replenished, but if any of the rebel-prisoners survive, then they're ideals of revolution will spread, the people planetside will have to deal with a second uprising in the near to immediate future, which will cut into their earnings both in the long and short-term.

  • @aleksandarperovic8769
    @aleksandarperovic8769 9 місяців тому +212

    Corvus is in that sweetspot where a character is so edgy you could cut yourself on him, but he has every reason to be that way.
    Also he is the resident Lorgar bully of the setting and he gets so many extra points for that.

    • @Armoredcompany
      @Armoredcompany 9 місяців тому +22

      You know you have nothing going for you when even the emo kid in the corner with his bangs covering his eyes calls you a nerd and steals your lunch money.

    • @gregorylozado4627
      @gregorylozado4627 9 місяців тому +13

      he needs more lore... My favorite Primarch but its lacking.

    • @NameIsDoc
      @NameIsDoc 9 місяців тому +7

      Corvus is so edgy he counts as a sphere.

  • @rukeyazu8669
    @rukeyazu8669 9 місяців тому +26

    Please Emperor, Ciaphas Cain! the HERO OF THE IMPERIUM was what got me into Warhammer 40K books.

  • @Gentlem4n77
    @Gentlem4n77 9 місяців тому +298

    We need a Ciaphas Cain episode

  • @deafeningmime7001
    @deafeningmime7001 9 місяців тому +12

    CAIN! CAIN! CAIN! CAIN! *a war cry chanted by countless voices fighting for the future*

  • @personwhotalks2049
    @personwhotalks2049 9 місяців тому +13

    By order of Inquisitor Amberley Veil, Ordo Xenos, Commissar Ciaphas Cain will be the focus of the next episode.

  • @braedenhogencamp1325
    @braedenhogencamp1325 9 місяців тому +30

    Caiphus cane will have his day in the sun no matter how scared shitless he is

  • @thebutzel9752
    @thebutzel9752 9 місяців тому +51

    White Scars, as someone new to 40K, this has been the best way for me to start diving into the lore. On top of that, I'm always down for more Space Marines.

  • @frankroberts9494
    @frankroberts9494 9 місяців тому +37

    Ciaphas Cain, hero of the Imperium and big E's silliest clown

  • @sasha1mama
    @sasha1mama 9 місяців тому +20

    Abhumans/Ci-Ci-Ciaphas Caaain, Hero of the Imperi-um!
    Also: "You don't *get* to be a robber baron. *He's* the ultimate robber baron. Get bent!" Lewl. XD

  • @BofaDeez77781
    @BofaDeez77781 2 місяці тому +2

    Rave guard stealth is my favorite. I love the way Isyander put it, you see him coming but it happens so fast, it's like you didn't see him at all 😂

  • @d_3634
    @d_3634 9 місяців тому +33

    I gotta vote for Cain. I hear so much about him so I really want a deeper dive into his life

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 9 місяців тому +4

      "If the Inquisition can't figure out where he's from, I'm not even going to try."
      -PancreasNoWork

  • @MacroLore
    @MacroLore 9 місяців тому +17

    In defence of Corax. He was the only Primarch directly told about the Warp, and he was made to look like a 2008 myspace goth

  • @Silverwing2112
    @Silverwing2112 9 місяців тому +19

    43:42 it's my personal headcanon that the Alpha Legion are all French. Because the mental scene of just "hon-hon-hon-hon" coming out of the walls is both hilarious and terrifying.

  • @SirusEinzla
    @SirusEinzla 6 місяців тому +3

    I watch you guys religiously, how did I miss this epis-oh wait...

  • @LGMalz06
    @LGMalz06 9 місяців тому +6

    As a father of a cunning 3 year old gobbo child, you need to accept that you will absolutely be made to look like a fool in front of them during their sneaky-stabbing antics.
    Also. White Scars and show the Space Wolves some love please!

  • @xIQ188x
    @xIQ188x 9 місяців тому +34

    “Superman is inherently American because he’s just such a good guy” is the funniest analysis of Superman I’ve ever heard and I will be repeating it forever

    • @brentarellano46
      @brentarellano46 9 місяців тому

      Well the average American is a good person it's just our government that's mostly bad for the most part

  • @abolishwyoming8351
    @abolishwyoming8351 9 місяців тому +63

    Ciaphas cain would be a great character to cover

  • @gigamustache7338
    @gigamustache7338 9 місяців тому +23

    The HERO OF THE IMPERIUM needs to be covered

  • @TheMixEmperor
    @TheMixEmperor 9 місяців тому +4

    As one of the five Raven Guard players, this was cool to listen to.

  • @reianldoclarin9694
    @reianldoclarin9694 9 місяців тому +3

    I'm happy your guys channel has grown well. Keep up the good work.

  • @dominictaylor8672
    @dominictaylor8672 9 місяців тому +13

    Raven guard summed up to the meme of Waldo holding a sniper rifle looking for u

  • @deathstrike6675
    @deathstrike6675 9 місяців тому +24

    Honestly the raven guard are very similar to the salamanders. Both look after the citizens of the imperium. Both aid in resistance efforts. Whereas the salamanders burn away everything being extremely effective against orks and their lore shows it.The raven guard particularly kayvaan shrike are familiar with ork incursions and how to deal with them.

    • @zilvertron
      @zilvertron 9 місяців тому

      Not quite. The Salamanders would fight and sacrifice everything they got to save a single human life, while Raven Guard would weigh in all options and if your death could serve a higher purpose as in saving 100s more, they would calm you down and use you as a Bait for the enemy, or just help you to cause as much damage to the foe as long as you live.
      So in the end you either have a huge green dude doing everything to save you and wishes to be your friend and give out hugs like crazy, and the other side see you as a pawn in a bigger game and tries to make your death as comfortable as they can giving you peace. Big difference

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 7 місяців тому

      ​​​@@zilvertron Which is why he mentioned Kayvaan Shrike. He's an odd one since he gained a reputation of when weighing the options of helping a Guard Reigment for the sake of Glory, and a planet left at their mercy to be trampled by the Orks, he would choose to seek them out to the point he became revered as not just an Angel of Death but an Angel of Deliverance.

    • @zilvertron
      @zilvertron 7 місяців тому

      @@gamechanger8908 But the problem with that entire story is that it isn't canon, it's a fanfic from Baldemort here on UA-cam.If you want to see it for yourself the video is Kayvaan Shrike specific, it's in the first 5 minutes of that video. It's his MO of how he makes his videos, first he makes up a story suitable for the topic before he goes in depth. I think it's a cool story from a fan too, but I'm afraid that's all it is.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 7 місяців тому

      @@zilvertron Not fanfiction. It is quoted by Remembrancer which is sourced from Lexicanum and it being part of the Codex 5th Edition.

  • @craig3533
    @craig3533 9 місяців тому +12

    Ciaphas Cain - people have the wrong idea about him, and he needs the hype man he doesn't think he deserves...

  • @donaldstraitiff7827
    @donaldstraitiff7827 9 місяців тому +3

    One of my favorite bits in the Heresy was in the Orphans of War stories where Sharrowkin is hiding in the shadows on the ceiling watching Atesh Tarsa and one of the Iron Hands having a conversation and when the Iron Hand leaves Tarsa looks up at him and is just like "so when are you coming down from your hidey hole Nykona?"

  • @judahschultz
    @judahschultz 9 місяців тому +3

    I wish you would have mentioned the Black Guard who were a successor Chapter coming from Corvus Corax’s personal Guard, the Shadow Wardens and Arendi.
    They were there for the Fall of Cadia during the 13th Black Crusade.
    This is the chapter that I play as when I table top. If you were to pair the Black Guard with the Death Korps of Krieg, it would be a terrifying army.

  • @MrWhimsicalNonsense
    @MrWhimsicalNonsense 9 місяців тому +12

    Abhumans need some love. Weve talked about a million flavors of space marines already

  • @D3vious113
    @D3vious113 9 місяців тому +10

    "Raven Guard, they snuck it in."
    ...okay I know I'm technically Carcharodons but that line made me very happy.
    Side note: Ciaphas Cain and I will accept no excuses.

  • @cirospedale7511
    @cirospedale7511 9 місяців тому +8

    Ciaphas Cain, definitely. Was sad that we missed his video the first time around

  • @NeoIsrafil
    @NeoIsrafil 9 місяців тому +4

    Hearing you list their names and weapons in my brain i just heard *CRAAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAL*. 😂

  • @dvidedmindz
    @dvidedmindz 8 місяців тому +1

    I have to say it. Luetin got me into Warhammer years ago but after finding you and listening. You have charisma, a passion and relatability to people who mentally understand the deeper aspects of what you speak.
    The way you tell the stories you can feel the love and knowledge. It's exciting and I'll proudly say you are the BEST at your craft. 💪🏽🙏

    • @SeanCrosser
      @SeanCrosser 5 місяців тому

      Isyander doesn't do the deepest dives, but I love that he tries to GET the stuff he talks about. Not "unbiased", but try to be biased FOR the subject. "Hype man", as he puts it.
      It's much better than some others who will ignore or out down Xenos factions just because they're sooooo into Imperium stuff.

  • @Zealus_24
    @Zealus_24 9 місяців тому +30

    Gotta quickly request a white scars episode in the name of Jaghatai Khan, honoured be his name.

    • @DominusHydra40k
      @DominusHydra40k 4 місяці тому

      Literally worst legion ever. Even The Word Bearers are more interesting.

  • @JowserProductions
    @JowserProductions 9 місяців тому +42

    It’s gotta be Ciaphas Cain! Hero of the Inperium!

  • @radhazard3551
    @radhazard3551 9 місяців тому +7

    Ah.... no mention of Corax's entry into the Eye of Terror and his fight with Lorgar, not to mention his shedding of mortal form?

    • @wahbegan
      @wahbegan 9 місяців тому

      That'll be in Corvus' own episode

  • @dorricdaw960
    @dorricdaw960 9 місяців тому +1

    I love the content that these guys put out. It makes a good video/podcast to paint my minis to.

  • @richardvaldes3959
    @richardvaldes3959 9 місяців тому +1

    Rapidly growing as my favorite 40k podcast

  • @Armoredcompany
    @Armoredcompany 9 місяців тому +26

    As someone who has done their fair share of guard duty at night, sitting in a foxhole staring at basically nothing for HOURS. I like to imagine that the Raven Guard will watch a Sentry for hours, and right as they start to get REALLY sleepy, that kind of tired where you start to hallucinate stuff, they simply ALLOW themselves to be seen for just the briefest of moments. Sentry shits their pants and either spends the next two hours white-knuckling their way through their shift or shits their pants and wakes the entire unit up only for "nothing" to be there and have them be ridiculed.

  • @snowchrome5704
    @snowchrome5704 9 місяців тому +9

    Was just looking for a new episode, the timing is unreal. My vote goes to the White Scars, you know how they get when they have to wait for anything.

  • @Minnesota_Fatts
    @Minnesota_Fatts 9 місяців тому +47

    Corvus Corax is the scientific name of the Common Raven. It literally translates to “crow’s heart.”

    • @yamibakura8597
      @yamibakura8597 9 місяців тому +4

      When I'm in an edgelord contest and my opponent is Crow's Heart.

    • @Templer55
      @Templer55 9 місяців тому +5

      Corax means also Crow its greek, so Corvus corax is the Crow Crow, the crowest crow

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Templer55 Corvus' also Raven/Crow in Latin. So yes Raven Raven/Crow Crow.

  • @joshconnaught9347
    @joshconnaught9347 6 місяців тому +2

    Am I the only one that just realized that if Kota dyed his hair black and didn't wear glasses and grew his hair out, he'd be the perfect raven guard primarch actor

  • @rustybuckets2143
    @rustybuckets2143 7 місяців тому +1

    I came for the Raven Guard but got pleasantly surprised by your take on Superman!

  • @cameronwhitehead8591
    @cameronwhitehead8591 9 місяців тому +20

    Absolutely ciaphas cain! Just finished the audio book and its great!

  • @tVt2000
    @tVt2000 9 місяців тому +7

    The chadliest order of monk warriors in the 41st millennium. The cooler nightlords and Edgar Allen Poe as a space marine, THE RAVENGUARD!!!!
    Also can we get a episode on Cain?

  • @sovietterran
    @sovietterran 9 місяців тому +5

    Ciaphas Cain watches as all the lesser options fight amongst themselves, and once they all die stands as my vote.

  • @Mats320
    @Mats320 9 місяців тому +2

    46:53 i love how you depicted the encounters with the tau

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci 9 місяців тому +1

    14:15 literally just a good ol farm boy from Kansas.
    He gets ravengaurd sad because he knows he can't save everyone BUT STILL WANTS TO SAVE EVERYONE

  • @acadiano10
    @acadiano10 9 місяців тому +8

    John Wick: now a Primarch
    "You will do nothing because you can do nothing."

    • @orbitalbutt6757
      @orbitalbutt6757 9 місяців тому +1

      The other traitor primarchs talking to Lorgar in that exact way when he calls them to complain that a gigantic raven monster keeps clawing at his windows and staring at him when he's on the toilet

  • @trentthehehim3936
    @trentthehehim3936 9 місяців тому +5

    A. CIAPHIS B. Now my head cannon is Corvis is Santa Claus and Gooeyman is his head elf. That’s it. There is no discussion.

  • @Fyrijou
    @Fyrijou 9 місяців тому +45

    I am voting for the white scars. They‘ve been losing enough and, despite the hate Space Marines get, they also usually get the coolest lore to discuss

  • @jabious
    @jabious 9 місяців тому

    gotta say this is one of the 2 podcasts i consistently enjoy, love the pod keep it up

  • @heydenwall9005
    @heydenwall9005 9 місяців тому

    The Drukhari definitly deserve their own episode and listening to you both presenting them could only make them more interesting

  • @capleroy6850
    @capleroy6850 9 місяців тому +7

    The throat singing is aproaching rapidly. Lets go white scars!

  • @n0hesitati0n15
    @n0hesitati0n15 9 місяців тому +5

    There is rumour that this exiled Raven Guards wound up founding and becoming the Space Sharks.

    • @ЯАга-я4л
      @ЯАга-я4л 9 місяців тому +1

      Huh, this one is new to me

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 7 місяців тому

      Rumored to be founded by Shade Lord Arkhas Fal.
      While the Ashen Claws was founded by Shade Captain Nerat Kirine.

  • @ednigma23
    @ednigma23 9 місяців тому +9

    Ciaphas Cain the hero of the emperium, the greatest human to exist

  • @SebaztienHawke-ci5hm
    @SebaztienHawke-ci5hm 9 місяців тому +1

    We all know that if Cain looks like he is losing, and retreating… it is only because he perceives the true threat! Thus, he must be the next episode’s focus!

  • @dalemorgan8263
    @dalemorgan8263 3 місяці тому +1

    I actually think the Ravenguard has become my favorite now. They're unapologetically edgelord, they don't grandstand, and they have a sort of force multiplier effect by training up and supplying the locals.

  • @johnredcorn8533
    @johnredcorn8533 9 місяців тому +18

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 9 місяців тому +1

      COOOOORN, uhh wait .... KOOOOOORNE

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 9 місяців тому +3

      BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

  • @FurryAstolfoFan
    @FurryAstolfoFan 9 місяців тому +4

    Please Abhumans.
    Ogryns are such positive & good-hearted people in such a bleak & deadly universe.

  • @Delilah_the_dragon
    @Delilah_the_dragon 9 місяців тому +6

    Dark Eldar we need the beauty of the grotesque

  • @johnmedlock5068
    @johnmedlock5068 8 місяців тому +1

    If you must wound an enemy, make sure it is one from which he will never recover.

  • @DragonShinobi
    @DragonShinobi 9 місяців тому

    As someone who's fairly new to 40K and Warhammer in general I'm loving these videos. I'd like to get into the table top one day but I hope there is a 40K game that comes along with all the factions and chapters, and well basically everything so we can have something like Spacehulk but mixed with arma/squad or Battlefield and get a giant fps of 40K. These videos make me want something like that even more because i can imagine awesome cutscenes and battles from how they are described.

  • @Figurative_Bandit
    @Figurative_Bandit 9 місяців тому +6

    Ah, yes. I can hear the distant echoes of Linkin Park, a celebration of our victory! The only White Scars today are the emo’s.
    I’ll throw my vote this week behind the Abhumies.
    Also, in no way should there ever, ever be an ALPHA LEGION APRIL FOOL’S. That is the last thing anyone wants. Mhm. Absolutely nobody should ever not want ALPHA LEGION APRIL FOOL’s, that would be terrible.

  • @comediccomrade5716
    @comediccomrade5716 9 місяців тому +4

    Ah yes, the Night Lords if they only SAID the evil stuff, didn’t do it

  • @tomman3777
    @tomman3777 9 місяців тому +4

    I think Cain is the only human to have survived going through a necron teleperter

  • @johnbatty5055
    @johnbatty5055 9 місяців тому +1

    CIAPHUS CAIN! TELL US THE TALE OF THE EMPORERS HERO! I am looking forward to how he explains how he wasn't in the losers bracket, but simply manuvering to take out the dasterdly enemies of the Emporer that he totally knew were there the whole time XD

  • @bengonzalez5215
    @bengonzalez5215 8 місяців тому +1

    Raven guard infiltrating always made me laugh cause how the hell does a raven guard go unnoticed mingling with society

  • @starleighpersonal
    @starleighpersonal 9 місяців тому +6

    Do a Drukhari video. I wanna see how much of their lore you can wiggle in past the UA-cam community guidelines

  • @jonyoung3547
    @jonyoung3547 9 місяців тому +4

    the emperor's silliest fighting clown: caiphas cain

  • @bahdas_jahfada6286
    @bahdas_jahfada6286 9 місяців тому +4

    The emperors silliest battles go to his silliest commisar Caiphus Cain

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 9 місяців тому +1

    One of my favorite moments to showcase the raven guard stealth is when they were using shadows to hide from daemons

  • @Shanti4171
    @Shanti4171 9 місяців тому +1

    When I was getting interested in Warhammer one of my friends brought up Ciaphas Cain and I pretty much fell in love with the guard after that! I’m still a little sad we don’t have an official commissar model made in his image.