Dalia calls Mike “can you help me?” Mike “I’ll help if you give me my house back” Dalia “never mind, I’d rather die in prison than do you a favour even now”. Yes I know I’m paraphrasing but that’s the feeling behind it. What a piece of work she is.
Alice and in court when all of her options were expended & she was sentenced to serve time & taken by the sherrif, she turns around & cries to her "Mommy".
Gail Omg, I saw that! NONE of her family came/testified @ sentencing! Good for them. She dragged them (and everyone else) through 8 years of this crap with her bullshit and manipulation. Imagine the legal bills? She should have plead guilty right away.
Alice Parker I know! That's what I loved so much about ole Stephanie Spazarus. The detective even said "You can leave at any time," and she says "Oh, I know." No, you're not leaving! LOL
Yep, hopefully, he will learn from this and won't do anything to get probation anymore. She could've gotten him locked up, but I guess that wasn't good enough for a 2 dollar whore. I dont know the whole story, but I wonder how she found the undercover cop who was supposed to kill Mike. Her reaction to them saying he was dead was horrible. Any other wife would've said, what? Then probably broke down. I dont think the cop got the sentence out before she started her fake wail.
Roxanne Moser I think she asked an old flame of hers if he could do it and he was so concerned he went to the police.... that’s when they set it all up. Michael is very lucky that he did this.... because she was hell bent on getting him killed. She really did deserve much more time than she got IMHO.... She’s pure evil, all because she thought she was too beautiful to ever be a suspect. Princess.
Cheryl Hock Lucky!? I guess it depends how u look at it. They are both complete morons in my opinion. Lol. TCL gives Mike too much credit, but yes it's nice we finally aren't joking about anyone dying. Take care !!
He owes ol' Mohammed his life man....for real. (Mohammed is a gas station attendant [and "friend" of Dalia's] who she asked to find her a Hitman....he was probably a former client of hers)...
“I heard what I heard and I saw what I saw, and I have a friend named Shmeeda, and I need to check my pictures” - I’ve been having the worst week of my life but that line cracked a smile. Thank you for being you and don’t ever change, Scott.
Ruple Thaker I think gaslighting would be an incorrect term to use for this case. What she did was more a form of manipulation, for example guilting him that she was there for him after he had his liposuction surgery (even though she just tried to hire somebody to kill him). I don’t think she made him question his own sanity as gaslighting would do. The only time he questioned his own sanity was when the police told him his wife hired somebody to murder him lol.
Ruple Thaker “This term comes from the 1938 stage play Gas Light, in which a husband attempts to drive his wife crazy by dimming the lights (which were powered by gas) in their home. When his wife points it out, he denies that the light changed eventually causing her to question her own sanity.” Techniques: “Withholding: the abusive partner *pretends not to understand or refuses to listen*. Ex. “I don’t want to hear this again,” or “You’re trying to confuse me.” CHECK: I don’t understand, please!! (Repeated ad nauseum, and to the point that it was clear she wasn’t listening. She responded with that sentence before anyone could even complete a question!) Countering: the abusive partner questions the victim’s memory of events, even when the victim remembers them accurately. Ex. “You’re wrong, you never remember things correctly.” CHECK: I saw what you saw Mike! Referring to the video/recording. (In other words it didn’t happen how you seem to think it happened!) Blocking/Diverting: the abusive partner changes the subject and/or questions the victim’s thoughts. Ex. “Is that another crazy idea you got from [friend/family member]?” or “You’re imagining things.” CHECK: I love you, and I’ve always been there you (therefore I couldn’t have done this cockamamie thing you’re accusing me of)! Trivializing: the abusive partner makes the victim’s needs or feelings seem unimportant. Ex. “You’re going to get angry over a little thing like that?” or “You’re too sensitive.” CHECK I don’t have any quotes for this but you can imagine where she’d have gone if she had been given the opportunity! Forgetting/Denial: the abusive partner pretends to have forgotten what actually occurred or denies things like promises made to the victim. Ex. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” or “You’re just making stuff up.” CHECK Not only the “I don’t understand please” nonsense, but also the excuse that she was trying out for a reality tv show that no one knew about. Sounds just like gaslighting to me!! Add into all that the game she was playing with planting drugs in his car, and calling the cops on him, etc. and it seems to fit to me! www.thehotline.org/what-is-gaslighting/
I know. True Crime loser is so damn funny. I wonder why he isn't making fun of the way she talks, with a lisp. Its such an easy thing to make fun of, but he's not. Maybe he's a good guy like that. DAMN it. LoL
So many crazy moments to pick from in that phone call. "I'm rotting in here". She hasn't even put in a full day yet. And the people Mike defrauded must have been delighted to hear that he has cash in his safety deposit box.
I get a sick sense of satisfaction seeing people get locked up who have never had to face consequences in there life. Like it’s jail now you make no decisions you eat sleep and shit when your told lol
I only recently found out about True Crime Loser via the JCS channel’s video on Stayven cause he gave True Crime Loser a shout out, and I’m so glad he did. The memes within this community are so good, I legitimately laugh. Especially, the 4 wheel troll meme that was pure gold. Thanks for being such a funny dude discussing such bizarre cases. It meshes together very nicely.
You are right about Mike and why he’s honest like that. To get clean, you have to own your shit and that’s really hard to do. Once they start, it’s feels good so they just stay being true as long as they’re clean. I know quite a few people in recovery.💜
I love how when the cops left the room, she starts crying... then stops so she can listen to what is being said outside the room. Also the phone call... when she says "I heard what you heard, I saw what you saw and that wasnt it." Wth does that mean?
Hey TCL, I keep using these lines and laughing but nobody knows what I'm talking about. I need to get them on to your channel. I can use " I don't know what's going on please" a lot in my life but checking my photos is gonna get some weird looks......that's fine.
Itsme Same but..... the other night I was talking to my son who’s in college and I said why Stuuuuyven and he laughed and said mom everybody knows True Crime Loser. I was like what?! Are you serious!? I was so happy 😂
This is your funniest one yet, you are getting quite the collection of sayings from these interrogations. I watched all I could on this case and it just kills me how far she got considering it was all on tape, WHY STEPHEN!
That was hilarious! I loved your breakdown of their phone conversation. I can't believe the gall of Dahlia. Bloody hell. "I'm not signing anything". Christ. I have no idea what happened next so I'm really looking forward to the next installment. Another great show TCL. Over and out. 😆😂👍
Ah man.... you are so funny! I love ya! This thing is having me in stitches.... you really couldn’t make this shit up could you? That phone call is amazing.... he came off as a really nice fella actually..... if that had been me, the phone call would have been much shorter than that! Much much shorter. I love your commentary on it; genius. 👌
Yea and during her trial u could see he even felt sorry for her,he is a good guy who made some mistakes when he was younger, fought drug adiction and despite that never came close to have someone killed and her lawyers tried to paint him as a monster.oh the irony
This is hilarious!!!! Oh God. This is so good, if someone is caught on tape, why you keep on lying??? That lying thing is a sickness, the person even believes their own lies as true...🤔
I think she's just so used to manipulating people, she honestly thinks she can just manipulate him into believing he didnt see what he saw (or heard what he heard). Either to get him to defend her, or somehow thought it was down to him pressing charges or not
OMG! OMG! I just literally blew a gasket at the cry why ding ding ding hahaha LOL haha you are something else TCL!!! What a bright spot you are in my day thank you so much!
Don’t forget to add “please” to the end... to confuse people, and make them wonder whether you’re asking a question or making a statement! She’s a PRO! A master manipulator! You can tell this check has wielded her looks/body/sexuality like a weapon (and a get out of jail free card and a free pass to everything she wants) her entire life! Gross! Can’t stand women like her!! Nothing to offer/add except sex and/or her appearance!!! Insulting to REAL women and all of our many accomplishments (and no, I’m not fat and/or ugly..to any of you trolls out there who will make that comment... just REAL, and offended by women who use men like Dahlia!)
High Quality Opinions yep.... spot on there. She’s one of these ‘princess’ types who has got through life by manipulating men with her looks and her bullshit. You can tell how she was raised if you listen to the phone conversation she has with her mother.... it’s breathtaking. If that was MY mother, I’d have got a proper dressing down and probably disowned, but her mother just jumps on the Dalia train and swallows her lies down... it’s very telling. But I’m with you there.... I cannot stand females that behave like this (and I am one - a female that is! 😉)..... Sadly, this ‘experience ‘ will not change her.... she’s a true psychopath. What she did to her husband, aside from trying to kill him, was unbelievable. I watched the Nancy Grace (and I’m not a fan of her either) with her text message content to one of her lovers and she is one cold hearted bitch. It really shows how evil she is - people like that do not change. All men (especially wealthy ones) beware.... she’ll be out one day!
My stomach is knotting up from laughing at "i heard what you heard, i saw what u saw". That is just perfect. And great comedic material. Thanks for your channel! I look forward to it every time
I was just thinking about that😂 .... unfortunately he quotes murderers so I guess we can laugh about these dumbasses on youtube but wear their quotes on shirts? Aaah I guess it's not morally correct although I'd love to - man at least we need a true crime loser shirt with like a black frame of this guy the cap and headphones visible- designed artisticly or something - that would be awesome
I appreciate your focus on “can I use the normal bathroom? I can’t get comfortable.” It’s delicious to get a glimpse of how far ahead she never thought. How much just going to the restroom is going to be uncomfortable for her. What a spoiled brat she is & the cops are having none of it!
Oh my Lord, one of this video's funniest moments - "Hi my name is Mike, I just had something sucked out of my back and I married a prostitute and signed my house over to her". You gotta like this guy. I agree, he had a huge personality change once he got on parole and then ol Dalia tried to have him wacked.
Hello TCL and all! That case Dalia,, OMG thx i was crying 😂😂 when i listened to you, and after it, Not knowing who she is.. she was exactly how you talked about her and described her 🤣🤣 lol had to watch all videos of her, I was shocked! Can someone be more stupid? You are great, I really enjoy your videos
Was laughing in front of my IPad like a crazy person 🤣. From day 1, that case was nuts. You should do one about the interview she gave whilst on house arrest....pure gold. Keep up the great work.
The best part of this whole multi year fiasco is the phone call. She wants a lawyer. But won’t give back the house. Manipulative female assuming a weak man will give in. So glad he DID NOT!
InkyPinky exactly! Of course she signed it back over after her conviction in first trial, and before sentencing. She thought it would buy her favor from the judge. He called her out on it. Skank!
You need to start selling shirts with some of your phrases on them!! I cannot be the only one that laughs every time you start each video and how you end them. I am a HUGE crime fan and love your take on all these pieces of shit that actually try and get away with all they do. Just, thank you for doing these videos for us. I look forward to every single notification telling me that your new video is up.
Kassiopeia84 Geeeerrrrrmaaannyyy 🙋🏻🇩🇪! TCL's muuurrrddeerr almost sounds like the german word Mörder 😂😂😂😂. Btw congrats to 14k followers TCL! You deserve it 👍🤗!
"Don't be alarmed if you see Chris Watt's head." Where do you get this stuff? You are truly hilarious TCL. Every single episode surprises a laugh out of me. Great way to start the day. Thank you.
He had so much patience to be on that call with her. I would have just informed her that we were getting a divorce, tell her that I'm getting a lawyer to get my house back, and that I was never going to help her, and then hang up.
You are literally my favorite on here! Me and my daughter bond over your videos! The " I don't know what's happening please " is hilarious and we randomly text it to eachother and laugh hysterically! Please do not stop making these videos! Think about covering Betty Broaderick?!?
My wife: You’ve been in the bathroom 28 minutes. I swear to God if you are watching TCL I’m taking the door off the hinges! Me: I know what you know...and I saw what you saw...but I swear I’m not watching today’s TCL! #lyinglikewatts
I did my homework and watched her interview and two other docos before I watched your take on it. She was a good actress when the cop told her at the scene her husband died. I chuckled though because everyone watching her knew she was faking it. It’s not until you watch an interview of her for a TV program that you realise she has an annoying speech impediment. Talk about a lizard darting tongue. She’s a lizard lisper. I found myself staring at her mouth waiting for the tongue to come out instead of listening to her words. Is she really a reptilian shapeshifter? I don’t know. But anyway, she didn’t do ANYTHING! 😂😂
You r so funny - i absolutely adore how you make quotes and comments relating to so many crimes, and the funniest thing is i know exactly what you’re talking about :) - those people who don’t follow your channel (do they even exist) will be sitting there thinking who the heck is Schmeda lol xxx thankyou for your amazing ness i’m a huge fan
Why couldn’t they have her watch the videos they had of her? But she’d probably still say “I didn’t do anything, I wanna go home” 😂 Edit- she should’ve called our friend shmeeda
I love how when she testifies she claims it was all “THRIPTED” for a reality show….. that was truly the dumbest excuse I have ever heard Also when she was on the phone with her mom & said she wants him out of “HER HOUSE” The motive was so beyond clear cut and dry especially saying she wants him to get out of his house bc her name is on the deed
"I don't know what's going on, please"
How I feel about life every day 😄
😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
accurate.
Lmao
Dalia calls Mike “can you help me?”
Mike “I’ll help if you give me my house back”
Dalia “never mind, I’d rather die in prison than do you a favour even now”.
Yes I know I’m paraphrasing but that’s the feeling behind it. What a piece of work she is.
My favorite part of any interrogation is when they still think they can just go home. 😂
Alice and in court when all of her options were expended & she was sentenced to serve time & taken by the sherrif, she turns around & cries to her "Mommy".
Gail Howard yessss, that too. 🤗
Mommy can’t help you anymore, sweetie. You’ve grown up into a soulless entitled murderous snot. Buh-bye. 😘
Alice her Mommy saw the truth & became so disgusted by the time of final sentencing in trial #3, she didn't even attend. Just sent a statement.
Gail Omg, I saw that! NONE of her family came/testified @ sentencing! Good for them. She dragged them (and everyone else) through 8 years of this crap with her bullshit and manipulation. Imagine the legal bills? She should have plead guilty right away.
Alice Parker I know! That's what I loved so much about ole Stephanie Spazarus. The detective even said "You can leave at any time," and she says "Oh, I know." No, you're not leaving! LOL
I'm enjoying this one. Dalia is next level. It's nice to hear about a case where no one dies in the end. Mike is one lucky guy.
Yep, hopefully, he will learn from this and won't do anything to get probation anymore. She could've gotten him locked up, but I guess that wasn't good enough for a 2 dollar whore. I dont know the whole story, but I wonder how she found the undercover cop who was supposed to kill Mike. Her reaction to them saying he was dead was horrible. Any other wife would've said, what? Then probably broke down. I dont think the cop got the sentence out before she started her fake wail.
Roxanne Moser I think she asked an old flame of hers if he could do it and he was so concerned he went to the police.... that’s when they set it all up. Michael is very lucky that he did this.... because she was hell bent on getting him killed. She really did deserve much more time than she got IMHO.... She’s pure evil, all because she thought she was too beautiful to ever be a suspect. Princess.
Cheryl Hock Lucky!? I guess it depends how u look at it. They are both complete morons in my opinion. Lol. TCL gives Mike too much credit, but yes it's nice we finally aren't joking about anyone dying. Take care !!
He owes ol' Mohammed his life man....for real.
(Mohammed is a gas station attendant [and "friend" of Dalia's] who she asked to find her a Hitman....he was probably a former client of hers)...
I don’t know what’s going on please! That’s me in my English composition class😂
“I heard what I heard and I saw what I saw, and I have a friend named Shmeeda, and I need to check my pictures” - I’ve been having the worst week of my life but that line cracked a smile. Thank you for being you and don’t ever change, Scott.
It’s been a year or so, how’s your week
The cheek of her calling him for help 🙄 & the gaslighting, unbelievable! Hi TCL & all 👋
Hi Nadia! I just recently came across the word gaslighting. Can you explain where the gaslighting is in this case please?
Ruple Thaker I think gaslighting would be an incorrect term to use for this case. What she did was more a form of manipulation, for example guilting him that she was there for him after he had his liposuction surgery (even though she just tried to hire somebody to kill him). I don’t think she made him question his own sanity as gaslighting would do. The only time he questioned his own sanity was when the police told him his wife hired somebody to murder him lol.
Ruple Thaker “This term comes from the 1938 stage play Gas Light, in which a husband attempts to drive his wife crazy by dimming the lights (which were powered by gas) in their home. When his wife points it out, he denies that the light changed eventually causing her to question her own sanity.”
Techniques:
“Withholding: the abusive partner *pretends not to understand or refuses to listen*. Ex. “I don’t want to hear this again,” or “You’re trying to confuse me.” CHECK: I don’t understand, please!! (Repeated ad nauseum, and to the point that it was clear she wasn’t listening. She responded with that sentence before anyone could even complete a question!)
Countering: the abusive partner questions the victim’s memory of events, even when the victim remembers them accurately. Ex. “You’re wrong, you never remember things correctly.” CHECK: I saw what you saw Mike! Referring to the video/recording. (In other words it didn’t happen how you seem to think it happened!)
Blocking/Diverting: the abusive partner changes the subject and/or questions the victim’s thoughts. Ex. “Is that another crazy idea you got from [friend/family member]?” or “You’re imagining things.” CHECK: I love you, and I’ve always been there you (therefore I couldn’t have done this cockamamie thing you’re accusing me of)!
Trivializing: the abusive partner makes the victim’s needs or feelings seem unimportant. Ex. “You’re going to get angry over a little thing like that?” or “You’re too sensitive.” CHECK I don’t have any quotes for this but you can imagine where she’d have gone if she had been given the opportunity!
Forgetting/Denial: the abusive partner pretends to have forgotten what actually occurred or denies things like promises made to the victim. Ex. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” or “You’re just making stuff up.” CHECK Not only the “I don’t understand please” nonsense, but also the excuse that she was trying out for a reality tv show that no one knew about.
Sounds just like gaslighting to me!! Add into all that the game she was playing with planting drugs in his car, and calling the cops on him, etc. and it seems to fit to me!
www.thehotline.org/what-is-gaslighting/
Can I just use the regular barthroom? Well, just don't be alarmed if you see Chris Watts head in it lmao 😂
😂😂😂
Oh dear!!!
Too Funny!
I died!!!
I died 🤣🤣
“Don’t be alarmed if you see Chris watts head in there” I swear I almost choked on my dinner
The Chris Watts head in the toilet reference just killed me so bad hahahahahaha
I know. True Crime loser is so damn funny. I wonder why he isn't making fun of the way she talks, with a lisp. Its such an easy thing to make fun of, but he's not. Maybe he's a good guy like that. DAMN it. LoL
Yes yes yes lmfao..and o one died..love this guy
Hahahahahahahah! Love it 😍
"As far as doing anything.... I didn't" lmao
Your impersonation of her crying is spot on😂
Mike should've been like. "I'm 5000 percent sure I'm not helping you."
Yesssss😂😂😂😁🤣🤣🤣🤣
When she said she just wanted to go home, I wish the detective would have told her to call the Wizard of Oz.
No she didn’t do anything. They were making a reality show. The only problem is ... it was just her reality 😂👏👏
fake news!
@@vompatus Yes, the first real fake news.
Ok people..we are 4 wheel trolling down the wormhole vortex of lie crying 👍
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Next stop Absurdity Station
I like the yellow and red banners you put on your video thumbnails - makes it easy to spot a new one and I'm like "Yay!"
Yeah, I love those.
I agree 100%
We need a Shmeeda family crest!
Exactly! Makes them easy to spot in a sea of suggestions!
I feel like "I don't know what's going on, please" is me adulting most of the time 😅
I just can't stop laughing....this is the funniest video you ever made - I just can't 😭😭😭😭😭😭
New Sub. Hooked and bingeing thanks lol love love love this channel!
@@79mstie so true
my friend shmeeda and I welcome you to the family. let me check my pics to see if I have a pic of her
Welcome to the Shmeeda family, Your new Sister, Laurie Shmeed
Jessica Scearcy...Welcome ! Sister Smeeda 😊
Welcome from Australia. It's been a million years!
Lmao omg the "i heard what u heard and saw what you saw" baffled me too
Laughing out loud
Every.Single.Time
Thank you TCL for always making my day.
"Don't be alarmed if you see Chris Watts' head" I will now need to check toilet before use! hahahaha
And pictures!
So many crazy moments to pick from in that phone call. "I'm rotting in here". She hasn't even put in a full day yet. And the people Mike defrauded must have been delighted to hear that he has cash in his safety deposit box.
Ba ha ha having to go to prison bathroom is making her rot on the spot.
I get a sick sense of satisfaction seeing people get locked up who have never had to face consequences in there life. Like it’s jail now you make no decisions you eat sleep and shit when your told lol
That was my favorite bit of hyperbole. I’m rotting in here. Hahaha. Less than a day.
"As far as doing anything-- I didn't"
honestly its a mood on its own
That phonecal that she make to mike is so outrageous.
But historical!!Xoxo sarah anne
OMG. Ur hilarious. U brighten my day.
I loved seeing other True Crime Losers out and about UA-cam doing homework for this video 🥰
She won't have to worry about using a "normal" bathroom for a long time.. 🤣😂
Good afternoon from Scotland 🏴
Afternoon hun from down in Sheffield UK... 🖐😊
I'm from Scotland too 👋😊
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Me too
Me too paisley lol
I hate that these are less than a minimum 3 hours long
I didn't do anything. 😊Good Morning TCLosers!! What's going on please?😂
Thank you for your hard work, your content is hilarious and greatly amusing. Appreciate your content and levity.
I only recently found out about True Crime Loser via the JCS channel’s video on Stayven cause he gave True Crime Loser a shout out, and I’m so glad he did. The memes within this community are so good, I legitimately laugh. Especially, the 4 wheel troll meme that was pure gold. Thanks for being such a funny dude discussing such bizarre cases. It meshes together very nicely.
You are right about Mike and why he’s honest like that. To get clean, you have to own your shit and that’s really hard to do. Once they start, it’s feels good so they just stay being true as long as they’re clean. I know quite a few people in recovery.💜
I love how when the cops left the room, she starts crying... then stops so she can listen to what is being said outside the room. Also the phone call... when she says "I heard what you heard, I saw what you saw and that wasnt it." Wth does that mean?
Hey TCL, I keep using these lines and laughing but nobody knows what I'm talking about. I need to get them on to your channel. I can use " I don't know what's going on please" a lot in my life but checking my photos is gonna get some weird looks......that's fine.
Itsme Same but..... the other night I was talking to my son who’s in college and I said why Stuuuuyven and he laughed and said mom everybody knows True Crime Loser. I was like what?! Are you serious!? I was so happy 😂
Itsme why Stephen why?😂
It's like the "I have to go return some videotapes" phrase from the movie American Psycho. If you haven't seen it, it's a doozy.
@@mariannegarcia5353 I'm going to try this on my grand son! How fortunate for you. Bet he loves you even more now! , Love Sister Laurie Shmeeda
I saw someone mention Chrissie Poo on another channel and told them to go check their pictures and they replied '?'
This is your funniest one yet, you are getting quite the collection of sayings from these interrogations. I watched all I could on this case and it just kills me how far she got considering it was all on tape, WHY STEPHEN!
That was hilarious! I loved your breakdown of their phone conversation. I can't believe the gall of Dahlia. Bloody hell. "I'm not signing anything". Christ. I have no idea what happened next so I'm really looking forward to the next installment. Another great show TCL. Over and out. 😆😂👍
My new go to - I don’t know what’s going on please?
Is it a question or a statement 🤔
It's all about inflection lol
Lo Marie and TCL has it down perfect
Both
It's some kind of wormhole paradox please? 🤔
Don't Worry you’re exactly right please?
The phonecall with Mike is I think my favourite in the history of phonecalls 😁😬🤪
Ah man.... you are so funny! I love ya! This thing is having me in stitches.... you really couldn’t make this shit up could you? That phone call is amazing.... he came off as a really nice fella actually..... if that had been me, the phone call would have been much shorter than that! Much much shorter. I love your commentary on it; genius. 👌
Yea and during her trial u could see he even felt sorry for her,he is a good guy who made some mistakes when he was younger, fought drug adiction and despite that never came close to have someone killed and her lawyers tried to paint him as a monster.oh the irony
This is hilarious!!!! Oh God. This is so good, if someone is caught on tape, why you keep on lying??? That lying thing is a sickness, the person even believes their own lies as true...🤔
I think she's just so used to manipulating people, she honestly thinks she can just manipulate him into believing he didnt see what he saw (or heard what he heard). Either to get him to defend her, or somehow thought it was down to him pressing charges or not
This channel is helping me get through some shit right now!! Love it 💛💛💛
I'm not signing anything...after her lie cry of how she loves him...priceless 😭😏
"I just want to go home." Dalia realizing she's not in Kansas anymore. Looking for the yellow brick road to find her way home.
And no good witches of the world of Shmeeda to help her.
You should write a handbook of excuses for criminals or “getting caught”. 😁
Q Wave With Adam Koford of lol cats doing the illustrations :))
12.21 am Sydney time, guess I'm going to bed late but I'm glad the video is up early.
Sydney here💜
Shes the female "shaggy" ...caught you on camera..."it wasnt me"
😂😂😂😂
Yessssssss idk whats going on please? Classic!!!
OMG! OMG! I just literally blew a gasket at the cry why ding ding ding hahaha LOL haha you are something else TCL!!! What a bright spot you are in my day thank you so much!
The comments today are hysterical!
Apparently if you put the emphasis on different parts of “I didn’t do anything”, it’s more believeable. Who knew🤷🏻♀️
Micael Marie Monroe think I need to adopt this one........ 😆😉
Don’t forget to add “please” to the end... to confuse people, and make them wonder whether you’re asking a question or making a statement! She’s a PRO! A master manipulator! You can tell this check has wielded her looks/body/sexuality like a weapon (and a get out of jail free card and a free pass to everything she wants) her entire life! Gross! Can’t stand women like her!! Nothing to offer/add except sex and/or her appearance!!! Insulting to REAL women and all of our many accomplishments (and no, I’m not fat and/or ugly..to any of you trolls out there who will make that comment... just REAL, and offended by women who use men like Dahlia!)
High Quality Opinions yep.... spot on there. She’s one of these ‘princess’ types who has got through life by manipulating men with her looks and her bullshit. You can tell how she was raised if you listen to the phone conversation she has with her mother.... it’s breathtaking. If that was MY mother, I’d have got a proper dressing down and probably disowned, but her mother just jumps on the Dalia train and swallows her lies down... it’s very telling. But I’m with you there.... I cannot stand females that behave like this (and I am one - a female that is! 😉)..... Sadly, this ‘experience ‘ will not change her.... she’s a true psychopath. What she did to her husband, aside from trying to kill him, was unbelievable. I watched the Nancy Grace (and I’m not a fan of her either) with her text message content to one of her lovers and she is one cold hearted bitch. It really shows how evil she is - people like that do not change. All men (especially wealthy ones) beware.... she’ll be out one day!
I got my lie cry 😪ready 🤣🤣🤣..... it's schmeeda that knows.... I didn't do anything.... have a great day TCL family 🖐😘...
#GangGang
thanks
I don't know What's going on Please! (?) (!)
Maxi Shmeeda doesn't know what's going on, please.
@@ElizabethF2222 no need to spoil the fun on her ... we all have a laugh her ... so PLEASE leave your comments to yourself!!
That phone call had me laughing way to hard😂😂😂😂 i love your channel!! Keep up the great work!!
My stomach is knotting up from laughing at "i heard what you heard, i saw what u saw". That is just perfect. And great comedic material. Thanks for your channel! I look forward to it every time
As a long time TCL fan I have to say that this is one of your funniest videos. A great dissection of insanity.
MOOOOOORRRRRDOOOOOOORRRRR😳😂
Someone needs to make T-shirts for our TCL fam👕I need these sayings in life lol
I was just thinking about that😂 .... unfortunately he quotes murderers so I guess we can laugh about these dumbasses on youtube but wear their quotes on shirts? Aaah I guess it's not morally correct although I'd love to - man at least we need a true crime loser shirt with like a black frame of this guy the cap and headphones visible- designed artisticly or something - that would be awesome
I would buy one!!
"I have a friend named Schmeeda"
WHY, STEPHEN?
I just love that when she talked to her mum on the phone she was like 'get mike out of MY house. I dont want him there.' 🤣🤣
THEY'RE 👏CHARGING👏YOUR👏ASS👏!!! I can't stop freakin laughin at that!!!
I appreciate your focus on “can I use the normal bathroom? I can’t get comfortable.” It’s delicious to get a glimpse of how far ahead she never thought. How much just going to the restroom is going to be uncomfortable for her. What a spoiled brat she is & the cops are having none of it!
First degree....MMMmmurderrrrr......
You're going ta jail....T'DAY!!
You are a cartoon I love it 😂
this channel is an oasis for me!!
Greetings from Oregon, Your vids actually make me look forward to mornings and I just wanted to thank you for it my shmeeda 🖤
I'm in Oregon too sir ..... Great place to live, no wait no it's not " stay away..... Californians......💯💯
Man I'm coming to your channel late! Just subbed! And binge watching it all! Love true crime stuff and you cover it very well.
Love the Stephanie Lazarus insert at the beginning "I'll have to check my pictures" haha
24 minutes of PURE JOY!! Thank you for your levity!!
Someone should make a song with all the catch phrases in it! A TCL rap would be hilarious!
TheDisneylover23 Get Brian Harvey of E17 to do it, he could do with cheering up at the moment 💜✨💜
"What did she sayyyyyyyy?!" 😂😂😂
She's just a little girrrlllll"!😂😂
and/or dance remixes of all those catch phrases...
"Oh G- G- G- gee, I don't know"
(electronic beats)
"I'll have to check my pictures!"
The best part of the call is when Mike asks her to sign over the house and when she refuses, hes like “I knew you wouldnt”
Oh my Lord, one of this video's funniest moments - "Hi my name is Mike, I just had something sucked out of my back and I married a prostitute and signed my house over to her". You gotta like this guy. I agree, he had a huge personality change once he got on parole and then ol Dalia tried to have him wacked.
Hello TCL and all! That case Dalia,, OMG thx i was crying 😂😂 when i listened to you, and after it, Not knowing who she is.. she was exactly how you talked about her and described her 🤣🤣 lol had to watch all videos of her, I was shocked! Can someone be more stupid? You are great, I really enjoy your videos
This one is my favorite. You made this hilarious case..just lmfao hysterical.
You have no idea how much joy this channel brings to me! Thank you to True Crime Loser!!!!
As your collection is growing you should consider publishing a book with the best interrogation lines and how to apply them in everyday life 😁
Was laughing in front of my IPad like a crazy person 🤣. From day 1, that case was nuts. You should do one about the interview she gave whilst on house arrest....pure gold. Keep up the great work.
Absolutely love your channel!♥️ Keep it coming! Love, Schmeeda😂
Your hair is there Dalia.... the hayer is thayer!!!!
We are all constantly ‘I’d have to check my pictures’. You make our day! Cheers from Dutch family (The Netherlands)
The best part of this whole multi year fiasco is the phone call. She wants a lawyer. But won’t give back the house.
Manipulative female assuming a weak man will give in. So glad he DID NOT!
He also managed to get the house back anyway, yippee! 🤸♂️
InkyPinky exactly! Of course she signed it back over after her conviction in first trial, and before sentencing. She thought it would buy her favor from the judge. He called her out on it. Skank!
"My name is Mike, I gave my house to a prostitute, and now she's talking to me from jail."
Story of my life, fam...
Lol feel you bro sometimes i feel my whole life is a crime story with moments of horror🙄
You need to start selling shirts with some of your phrases on them!! I cannot be the only one that laughs every time you start each video and how you end them. I am a HUGE crime fan and love your take on all these pieces of shit that actually try and get away with all they do. Just, thank you for doing these videos for us. I look forward to every single notification telling me that your new video is up.
Yeiiii good afternoon from Buuurliiiiiin City to the Schmeeda familyyyyyyyy
Kassiopeia84 Geeeerrrrrmaaannyyy 🙋🏻🇩🇪! TCL's muuurrrddeerr almost sounds like the german word Mörder 😂😂😂😂. Btw congrats to 14k followers TCL! You deserve it 👍🤗!
Hi from California the other Schmeeda family
Good morning from Oregon 😀
Good afternoon fam from Oklahoma 🙌🏼
I am here
I keep watching the beginning of this video over and over! It never gets old!! I love it 🥰 😂
This is one case where I can actually get humor out of without feeling bad since no one was actually hurt.
Yet again topper of a video. I can't stop laughing. Just love you to bits. I could listen to you all day xxx
Spending the week in Florida. It is a weird place
Stephen Griggs totally
Don’t huff the swamp gas. You don’t want your life to go haywire and posted out on UA-cam.
"Ill have to check my pictures"
TCL you're killing me with that one!! 😆😆😆😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
1. "muuuurda" shout out to Jah Fyre Festival Rule is everything
2. Have you heard of the carnation murders? The trail is crazytown
"Don't be alarmed if you see Chris Watt's head." Where do you get this stuff? You are truly hilarious TCL. Every single episode surprises a laugh out of me. Great way to start the day. Thank you.
He had so much patience to be on that call with her. I would have just informed her that we were getting a divorce, tell her that I'm getting a lawyer to get my house back, and that I was never going to help her, and then hang up.
probably the most irreverent crime channel on YT, I love it!
no-one else understands my love for I GOTTA CHECK MY PICTURES and STAYYYVEN
You are literally my favorite on here! Me and my daughter bond over your videos! The " I don't know what's happening please " is hilarious and we randomly text it to eachother and laugh hysterically! Please do not stop making these videos! Think about covering Betty Broaderick?!?
My wife: You’ve been in the bathroom 28 minutes. I swear to God if you are watching TCL I’m taking the door off the hinges!
Me: I know what you know...and I saw what you saw...but I swear I’m not watching today’s TCL! #lyinglikewatts
😂😂😂💀💀
I did my homework and watched her interview and two other docos before I watched your take on it. She was a good actress when the cop told her at the scene her husband died. I chuckled though because everyone watching her knew she was faking it. It’s not until you watch an interview of her for a TV program that you realise she has an annoying speech impediment. Talk about a lizard darting tongue. She’s a lizard lisper. I found myself staring at her mouth waiting for the tongue to come out instead of listening to her words. Is she really a reptilian shapeshifter? I don’t know. But anyway, she didn’t do ANYTHING! 😂😂
You r so funny - i absolutely adore how you make quotes and comments relating to so many crimes, and the funniest thing is i know exactly what you’re talking about :) - those people who don’t follow your channel (do they even exist) will be sitting there thinking who the heck is Schmeda lol xxx thankyou for your amazing ness i’m a huge fan
You always brighten my day.....
Congratulations on hitting 14k!
Why couldn’t they have her watch the videos they had of her? But she’d probably still say “I didn’t do anything, I wanna go home” 😂
Edit- she should’ve called our friend shmeeda
I love how when she testifies she claims it was all “THRIPTED” for a reality show….. that was truly the dumbest excuse I have ever heard
Also when she was on the phone with her mom & said she wants him out of “HER HOUSE”
The motive was so beyond clear cut and dry especially saying she wants him to get out of his house bc her name is on the deed