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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
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  • @TheCarriebuchanan19
    @TheCarriebuchanan19  5 років тому +1544

    EVER SEEN A DOG DANCE LIKE THIS?
    ua-cam.com/video/j1fY9Hvp5Bs/v-deo.html

  • @Abinash91
    @Abinash91 4 роки тому +5237

    "Alexa, can the CIA get information from Amazon."
    Alexa : *confused sweating*

    • @reinberri
      @reinberri 4 роки тому +8

      Abinash Panigrahy Lol. Btw ur comment blew up

    • @masonfreeman4991
      @masonfreeman4991 4 роки тому +2

      @@reinberri no one cares

    • @ryanlee9150
      @ryanlee9150 3 роки тому +5

      @@masonfreeman4991 the would commenter would!

    • @minhngo9970
      @minhngo9970 3 роки тому +1

      Confused? She knows exactly what's going on

    • @youceftaiati848
      @youceftaiati848 3 роки тому +21

      Alexa , can the CIA get information from amazon
      ALEXA : caling 911.....

  • @stonecold3885
    @stonecold3885 4 роки тому +9145

    Me: Alexa, turn off.
    Alexa: Ok, sure.
    Me: Alexa, are you off?
    Alexa: Yes.

  • @topiash7693
    @topiash7693 5 років тому +8561

    Can CIA Get information from amazon
    Alexa: Turns off

    • @thebronjame23
      @thebronjame23 4 роки тому +214

      Topias H yeah we watched the video

    • @ealuza3309
      @ealuza3309 4 роки тому +76

      Yep that's the video

    • @dalejacaway4881
      @dalejacaway4881 4 роки тому +49

      Thank you thank you I watch the whole video but in the 10 seconds I was reading comments I forgot what the video was about so thank you

    • @dudders___1684
      @dudders___1684 4 роки тому +56

      She cant lie so she doesnt say anything

    • @0bashie
      @0bashie 4 роки тому +9

      that's the fucking joke

  • @olegchubykin5206
    @olegchubykin5206 Рік тому +172

    like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, ua-cam.com/users/postUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....

  • @vince.6421
    @vince.6421 5 років тому +8437

    *FBI has joined the chat*

    • @gillyn8597
      @gillyn8597 5 років тому +11

      🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

    • @The_Carb1de
      @The_Carb1de 5 років тому +8

      h1 fb1 i 4m gr3at3st f4n of U

    • @danielmanqueros
      @danielmanqueros 5 років тому +6

      Are you still watching me from the last comment section

    • @gustavosifuentes3991
      @gustavosifuentes3991 5 років тому +1

      Hello

    • @coconutlarry
      @coconutlarry 5 років тому +10

      FBI is chill. The CIA are the real cocksuckers

  • @everleighi7828
    @everleighi7828 5 років тому +6347

    Legend has it she’s still asking the question

  • @eatingbats7741
    @eatingbats7741 3 роки тому +546

    Looks just like me avoiding my moms questions

  • @jamesocon823
    @jamesocon823 4 роки тому +1535

    "Alexa,can the CIA get information from amazon?"
    Alexa: *whispers at the back* "what should I say what should I say???"

  • @bellacanelli1927
    @bellacanelli1927 5 років тому +6098

    Slowly gets up and unplugs Alexa

  • @chemist6851
    @chemist6851 6 років тому +5016

    CIA: Crap they know, ok plan B
    CIA: *Watches you from Microwave*

  • @corysnutrigrainbar1793
    @corysnutrigrainbar1793 4 роки тому +2309

    Literally nobody:
    Guy at the end of the video: “ Alexa are you fat”

    • @bonyfletcher7657
      @bonyfletcher7657 4 роки тому +22

      i belive he asked "are you fed?"

    • @Jackrodder
      @Jackrodder 4 роки тому +56

      @@bonyfletcher7657 Hm.. no, the are you fat gives me the giggle but not this one. I'm going with the fat

    • @vexstar3isafuckass910
      @vexstar3isafuckass910 3 роки тому +22

      Literally nobody:
      You: Saying “literally nobody” which adds nothing to the joke

    • @lifewithmason5129
      @lifewithmason5129 3 роки тому +8

      @@vexstar3isafuckass910 do you realize what you just said

    • @joeee-e
      @joeee-e 3 роки тому +1

      bruh i my cousin has one and i ask stupid questions like that cause i have nothing else to do

  • @cypherrr2292
    @cypherrr2292 4 роки тому +529

    Random Guy: aLeXa ArE yOu FaT?
    Alexa: *_cries in robot_*

    • @heartcomedy5
      @heartcomedy5 4 роки тому +1

      xd Cypherrr, Alexa is beautiful

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +21323

    FBI open up

    • @mabiorcholappreciationpage
      @mabiorcholappreciationpage 6 років тому +463

      Justin Y. GO AWAY YOUR EVERYWHERE FUCK OFF

    • @SicklyPuppy
      @SicklyPuppy 6 років тому +54

      Justin Y. Smh you late

    • @adapah7019
      @adapah7019 6 років тому +68

      Fuck off.

    • @Josue.e
      @Josue.e 6 років тому +25

      Get a lofe

    • @watch1394
      @watch1394 6 років тому +46

      Justin y made a history having the highest likes in the comments

  • @ciaagent312
    @ciaagent312 6 років тому +27846

    *Delete this.*

    • @Nickrapq
      @Nickrapq 6 років тому +854

      CIA Agent Are you the same person who made the FBI agent account and people commented about how they are different so you finally made the right account for the video?

    • @firephoenix813
      @firephoenix813 6 років тому +561

      Can't do it yourself?

    • @RareSilent
      @RareSilent 6 років тому +149

      why wont u delete ur own comment liar

    • @yellowhoodie5299
      @yellowhoodie5299 6 років тому +137

      CIA Agent
      Agency Agent...

    • @steviefranklin3083
      @steviefranklin3083 6 років тому +68

      Agent How The F they Know This

  • @JJsiN84
    @JJsiN84 4 роки тому +171

    I’ll never willingly have one of these things in my house.

    • @KyleOzz
      @KyleOzz 3 роки тому +36

      How's your smart phone doing these days buddy?

    • @jakelangley624
      @jakelangley624 3 роки тому +1

      @@KyleOzz i mean he might not have one 🤷‍♂️

    • @KyleOzz
      @KyleOzz 3 роки тому +21

      @@jakelangley624 Possibly, but unlikely. He's posted on UA-cam using somthing. Laptop will have mic and cam too.
      They are always watching 👀

    • @lilmonstersmiler
      @lilmonstersmiler 3 роки тому +13

      Whatever you used to post this comment works just as good. They’re tracking and recording your every move and word you say. Even through a cell phone.

    • @dragongirl3681
      @dragongirl3681 3 роки тому +1

      Let's just ignore that you posted this online

  • @user-iv4pf8rc5y
    @user-iv4pf8rc5y 4 роки тому +412

    "alexa, can the CIA get information from amazon?"
    alexa: AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

  • @dankpotato2752
    @dankpotato2752 5 років тому +5177

    This video is fake
    Alexa was a paid actor

    • @SouthPlaya
      @SouthPlaya 5 років тому +16

      Dank Potato actress*

    • @dankpotato2752
      @dankpotato2752 5 років тому +77

      @@SouthPlaya did you just assume it's gender ??

    • @Smoggy6364
      @Smoggy6364 5 років тому +3

      It’s like how Siri is voiced my Susan(idk the last name)

    • @jonny1x
      @jonny1x 5 років тому +3

      Real actors, Not people

    • @dzakibariqmaulana9020
      @dzakibariqmaulana9020 5 років тому +11

      it's true, i was the floor

  • @skidians
    @skidians 6 років тому +2004

    “Alexa, can the CIA get infor-“ *CIA busts through door*

  • @blvxkgxldimperialinc
    @blvxkgxldimperialinc 4 роки тому +75

    Lol... you're worried about Alexa giving c.i.a info when your phone is doing it every second

    • @Securityism
      @Securityism 3 роки тому +1

      Apple and Samsung: Hey dont look at us. Other phone companies steal data and give it to the government.
      Huawei: *Nervous Sweating*

    • @ManLikeEddy
      @ManLikeEddy 2 роки тому +1

      Huawei literally feeds the chinese government information

  • @706d
    @706d 3 роки тому +75

    People need to realize that their phone is already recording you without having to say "hey Alexa"

    • @judychurley6623
      @judychurley6623 2 роки тому +5

      Recording your location. Keeping your texts. And any info you put in the 'cloud'. Doubtful all voice is being kept anywhere.

    • @gamemylifeaway1112
      @gamemylifeaway1112 2 роки тому

      @@judychurley6623 lol

    • @triumphant39
      @triumphant39 2 роки тому +2

      @@gamemylifeaway1112 Why is that funny? It's true. It's not even semi-believable that they would find 99.9999999999% of that information useful. Like do you honestly think they care about dirty texts you send to your wife, or overhearing such things? Or we could go to even more mundane shit, like taking a shit, being at work, singing to yourself. Even if "they" were constantly recording, they would be interested in key words only. It's really simple logic.

    • @gamemylifeaway1112
      @gamemylifeaway1112 2 роки тому

      @@triumphant39 no. att has been recording every thing every conversations since like the 80s

    • @Soni-jd4li
      @Soni-jd4li 2 роки тому

      @@triumphant39 lol

  • @pinnaclex
    @pinnaclex 5 років тому +5035

    Alexa can the information get CIA from the Amazon

  • @DiamanteDea
    @DiamanteDea 6 років тому +5838

    Alexa can’t lie so she won’t answer

  • @s7rap
    @s7rap 4 роки тому +196

    “Alexa does the CIA get information from Amazon?”
    “...bum bum...”

    • @Securityism
      @Securityism 3 роки тому +1

      DIRECTED BY ROBERT B WEIDE

  • @neeleshsuteri7156
    @neeleshsuteri7156 4 роки тому +29

    Alexa: I would like to contact my lawyer

  • @henrytherobot
    @henrytherobot 5 років тому +4103

    1:19 Alexa are you fat? 😂 That will get her talking!

  • @chapojay189
    @chapojay189 6 років тому +5920

    Delete this

    • @ripjawfang20
      @ripjawfang20 6 років тому +391

      Mr Undying You don’t get the joke...

    • @Zemixify
      @Zemixify 6 років тому +353

      FBI and CIA are 2 different things...

    • @novacain7850
      @novacain7850 6 років тому +28

      HAHA 😂

    • @rheannaruth9569
      @rheannaruth9569 6 років тому +41

      FBI Agent lmao

    • @diemle8181
      @diemle8181 6 років тому +34

      Mr Undying you dont get it do you?

  • @xiixraiden4676
    @xiixraiden4676 4 роки тому +59

    "Alexa is the CIA listening?"
    CIA Agent: "No we are not because nobody actually cares about yall"

    • @philbeckenson5678
      @philbeckenson5678 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly

    • @minhngo9970
      @minhngo9970 3 роки тому

      Well they need information for "national security" so I'm pretty sure they know exactly what this person is doing right now!

  • @eukaryoticribosome7867
    @eukaryoticribosome7867 4 роки тому +107

    "Alexa, is CIA listening?"
    Alexa: "pro gamer move"

  • @paulsed8887
    @paulsed8887 6 років тому +3422

    Ask her if she works for McDonald's bet she won't say anything they have a secret sauce

    • @ilovehim6214
      @ilovehim6214 6 років тому +5

      hahaha lol

    • @brahmsandhu8732
      @brahmsandhu8732 6 років тому

      Lol😂😂

    • @simonw2006
      @simonw2006 6 років тому +7

      Maybe Alexa works for the Krusty Krab and trying to hide it’s Secret Formula

    • @tygervoods8358
      @tygervoods8358 6 років тому +14

      Alexa, is the mcdonalds ice cream machine still broken

    • @ronaldobodo8569
      @ronaldobodo8569 6 років тому

      Haha nice one

  • @stopstealingmyname3452
    @stopstealingmyname3452 4 роки тому +12

    You can tell she is lying, you can see it in her face

  • @spencergraham-thille9896
    @spencergraham-thille9896 3 роки тому +15

    Never has a robotic voice assistant been so relatable. 😂

  • @joaofrancisco51
    @joaofrancisco51 5 років тому +1809

    *Alexa left the chat*
    *CIA joined the chat*

    • @pirahna1548
      @pirahna1548 5 років тому +5

      I made your comment reach 1k likes from 999 likes... you're welcome

    • @sapphic_banana
      @sapphic_banana 5 років тому +5

      Actually, the CIA has always been in the chat if you think about it.

    • @amazingaohyeah3276
      @amazingaohyeah3276 5 років тому

      This is fake I ask my Alexa and she said no cia is not a government agency

    • @motsonagic
      @motsonagic 5 років тому

      *security left the chat*

    • @RobinObinray
      @RobinObinray 5 років тому

      @@sapphic_banana Snowden talks about it.
      CIA = NSA ≈ satanic cabbal owning our world (back-riding on us actually)

  • @tomasroma2333
    @tomasroma2333 6 років тому +3991

    you sound like violet from the incredibles

  • @framezzz
    @framezzz 2 роки тому +4

    Alternative title: alexa acting dumb to scary questions and it gets even scarier

  • @genericgoon3748
    @genericgoon3748 3 роки тому +12

    Just imagine how easy it is to troll anyone spying on you

  • @AstaticMusic.
    @AstaticMusic. 5 років тому +2430

    With that logic you could ask "alexa can the CIA get information from any company"
    Awnser: Yes

    • @livinggarbage5168
      @livinggarbage5168 5 років тому +20

      Yea but we need an answer i dont know what an AWNSER is

    • @all_invite_0hm
      @all_invite_0hm 5 років тому

      The "logic" you're referencing is inferior compared to her actual logic framing the question. And it appears you became hung up on an irrelevant aspect of all this............ The fucking thing didn't answer.

    • @Changenow-ze2sl
      @Changenow-ze2sl 5 років тому

      Gray Jedi 90% of devices can process speech the one your using can

    • @Changenow-ze2sl
      @Changenow-ze2sl 5 років тому +2

      But anyway this video is a joke

    • @uniqhnd23
      @uniqhnd23 5 років тому

      Not every company

  • @dankpotato2752
    @dankpotato2752 5 років тому +1821

    Everyone asks where is FBI
    But no one asks How is FBI ??

    • @dope554
      @dope554 5 років тому +110

      Everyone uses this joke
      But no one asks who created it

    • @twofoebean
      @twofoebean 5 років тому +18

      @@dope554 i see what u did there😂 😎👉👉

    • @fadingheart6421
      @fadingheart6421 4 роки тому +16

      @@dope554 everyone here read that comment
      But they diddnt question it

    • @Mike-kl5yc
      @Mike-kl5yc 4 роки тому +1

      Heinz Guderian that was smooth :)

    • @sr20shane
      @sr20shane 4 роки тому +8

      i,ll do you one better why is FBI?

  • @burgersaucebandit5267
    @burgersaucebandit5267 4 роки тому +59

    I'll see you guys in 3 years after this gets reccomended again
    Edit: OMG THX FOR ALL THE LIKES I NEVER EVEN HAD 10 SO 48 IS A BIG DEAL THX

  • @spooderguy7535
    @spooderguy7535 4 роки тому +41

    *ALEXA: SENDS ENCRYPTED DATA TO CIA*
    "Guys we have a situation here"

  • @Alan-hw9gp
    @Alan-hw9gp 6 років тому +3653

    I just flipped off my front facing camera

  • @quahntasy
    @quahntasy 5 років тому +1726

    Its 2018 and if you are here keep scrolling in the comment section to see various FBI agents and CIA agents comments.

    • @icyeh1242
      @icyeh1242 5 років тому

      Quahntasy - Animating Universe
      Cool

    • @enriqueesquivel6550
      @enriqueesquivel6550 5 років тому +2

      Lol the one under you

    • @numinous694
      @numinous694 5 років тому

      lol ım not scared from you enrique

    • @ciaagent312
      @ciaagent312 5 років тому +15

      I don’t see anyone

    • @f.b.i4149
      @f.b.i4149 5 років тому +11

      CIA Agent me neither

  • @xxbigballxxgaming8877
    @xxbigballxxgaming8877 4 роки тому +14

    Alexa can the CIA get information from the amazon
    Alexa: im gonna pretend I didn't heard that

  • @sriramn167
    @sriramn167 5 років тому +12

    Me : Alexa, who created Osama?
    Alexa : 🔫⚰️
    Me : RIP

    • @imshkth
      @imshkth 4 роки тому

      You are well informed.

  • @dangermanq7
    @dangermanq7 6 років тому +1988

    Me: CIA cannot track my a-
    *CIA Busts in my house*

    • @dangermanq7
      @dangermanq7 6 років тому +1

      KeithB523 ! Lol

    • @eggyrepublic
      @eggyrepublic 6 років тому +6

      FBI OPEN UP!

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr
      @jimmyjohnjoejr 6 років тому

      There isn't near enougg bandwidth on earth for every device to spy on you and send information to the big bad men.

    • @bear8ful
      @bear8ful 6 років тому

      Jimmy John Joe It was a joke XD

    • @eggyrepublic
      @eggyrepublic 6 років тому

      Of course there are. Every single Alexa device sends information to Amazon to process, and that isn't even using a lot of bandwidth. UA-cam's video streaming uses hundreds of times more bandwidth than Alexa devices will possibly send at max.

  • @ap11plays12
    @ap11plays12 5 років тому +354

    “Alexa are you fat” (giggles at own joke)

  • @MosesJesusElijah
    @MosesJesusElijah 3 роки тому +6

    Like when you ask a child a question and they are guilty. They sometimes won’t respond but put their head down signifying their guilt. Hmmm, Alexa?

  • @nineotindo4563
    @nineotindo4563 4 роки тому +7

    The dislikes are from CIA agents.

  • @henrytherobot
    @henrytherobot 5 років тому +1807

    Alexa can't be trusted 😳

  • @mydailyreward2090
    @mydailyreward2090 5 років тому +1228

    The guy in the background sound like one of those husbands who farts under the sheets and gives you a Dutch oven and thinks its freakin hilarious

  • @riturajsingh546
    @riturajsingh546 3 роки тому +5

    Ask this question to Google Assistant, the answer will be Yes confidently.

  • @tessycaldwell6950
    @tessycaldwell6950 4 роки тому +35

    Alexia shuts off so it doesn’t have to lie, and like a good human it just goes off, 😂

  • @brianc8843
    @brianc8843 6 років тому +539

    *slowly turns around and looks at Alexa*

    • @chuck22taylor
      @chuck22taylor 6 років тому

      Brian c throw it away unless you want to be spyed on

    • @ghostlyme
      @ghostlyme 6 років тому +2

      Alexa starts to do that creepy laugh

    • @Sararaspail
      @Sararaspail 6 років тому

      GSD#1 we're already being spyed on though, with or without Alexa

    • @princenaimNFS
      @princenaimNFS 6 років тому

      *Chucks my Alexa out the window*

    • @steeldriver5338
      @steeldriver5338 6 років тому

      weirdhairchild Doesn't mean you have to make it easier on them to do so. That's like saying a chain link fence is useless because all one needs is a pair of bolt cutters.

  • @lilnoodle6867
    @lilnoodle6867 6 років тому +1435

    Who else was annoyed by the little hair on top of Alexa 😂😂 ?

  • @adele6592
    @adele6592 3 роки тому +4

    Why would anyone want one of those in their homes.

  • @LesskoBrandon
    @LesskoBrandon 3 роки тому +1

    Alexa answering the last question:
    No but your girl is

  • @jamesw6900
    @jamesw6900 6 років тому +1097

    Idk why but my subconscious tried to blow that hair away a couple of times

    • @mithren1358
      @mithren1358 6 років тому +6

      what

    • @jamesw6900
      @jamesw6900 6 років тому +8

      I was drunk when I wrote that

    • @nasherbig
      @nasherbig 6 років тому

      Same

    • @Jack-tn8os
      @Jack-tn8os 6 років тому

      Vincent E. Lawson me too it annoyed me so much🤬

    • @qwertiee
      @qwertiee 6 років тому

      Oh lol. I was blowing that shit so hard and pushing but didn't get anywhere

  • @Reno_888
    @Reno_888 6 років тому +58

    "Alexa, are you fat?"
    I'm dead😂😂😂😂

  • @ann6082
    @ann6082 3 роки тому +6

    I accidentally put this on a loud volume and my Alexa responded ;w;
    Scared the crap outta me ;w;

  • @chupacabra9357
    @chupacabra9357 3 роки тому +23

    Why would they design it to do that? Doesn't that make it ten times more suspicious than simply lying?

    • @pearblood
      @pearblood 3 роки тому +1

      Whoooaa! Did you hear that? It just flew over your head.

    • @Sorunia
      @Sorunia 3 роки тому +2

      That's what I thought too. Alexa has a programmed response to that question, and that response is to... ignore the question and shut itself off???? Wtf??

  • @extremosdeloscasosquese3970
    @extremosdeloscasosquese3970 5 років тому +1620

    Alexa can the....
    Alexa can you....
    Alexa does amazon...
    Alexa.. do you....
    Alexa....
    ALEXA: WTF YOU WANT FROM ME

    • @Kzalex.
      @Kzalex. 5 років тому +3

      XD that deserves more likes

    • @jamiesmith4745
      @jamiesmith4745 5 років тому +1

      Too funny 😁

    • @WAYT00Much
      @WAYT00Much 5 років тому +1

      I just want you to say yes! I’m monitoring by CIA

    • @dermachtige6123
      @dermachtige6123 4 роки тому

      😆😆

  • @kleinsalescopygeek7313
    @kleinsalescopygeek7313 6 років тому +400

    Alexa, Are lolis lega-
    *CIA bursts open the door*

  • @dylandonut1138
    @dylandonut1138 4 роки тому +12

    *I got an Alexa ad while watching this video*
    *Coincidence?*
    *I THINK NOT!*

  • @savedbygodsgrace1622
    @savedbygodsgrace1622 3 роки тому +3

    “CIA Code Name: Alexa” is a 1992 movie. Siri spelled backwards is “IRIS.”

  • @wheeinsheight
    @wheeinsheight 6 років тому +436

    Listening - devices ALWAYS work for either CIA, Prism or NSA. Alexa won't reply "yeah I do work for CIA" lmao no it's supposed to not reply

    • @MattGodzilla2000
      @MattGodzilla2000 6 років тому +9

      mint yoongi. OMG CIA, FBI, NSA, and KFC!

    • @wheeinsheight
      @wheeinsheight 6 років тому

      Prehistoric Matt you think you're funny huh?

    • @MattGodzilla2000
      @MattGodzilla2000 6 років тому +7

      Find where I stole that from and report back to me.

    • @MaximilianAndreas
      @MaximilianAndreas 6 років тому

      Even if you're in Sweden?

    • @wheeinsheight
      @wheeinsheight 6 років тому

      Maximilian Vistrom yes. Everything works with the government. So people can be "safe"

  • @kingdiabeticus7720
    @kingdiabeticus7720 6 років тому +85

    Alexa are you fat?! I died laughing! 😂😂😂

  • @pvc395
    @pvc395 4 роки тому +2

    Alexa is always there for us

  • @24kclub
    @24kclub 4 роки тому +4

    I like how she says it 3 times like alexa is gunna change her answer lmao..

  • @Bendew
    @Bendew 5 років тому +125

    PLEASE GET THAT HAIR OFF OF THE ALEXA

  • @helentherealestateagent4531
    @helentherealestateagent4531 5 років тому +268

    Alexa can t-
    *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @Lunaperu
      @Lunaperu 5 років тому +1

      I love your profile picture Choni foreverrrr

    • @PietroSanta
      @PietroSanta 5 років тому

      Can t-series have got more subs than PewDiePie?

    • @axolotl_fan8732
      @axolotl_fan8732 5 років тому

      FBI has entered the server
      Trust has left the server

  • @infinitefire101yt9
    @infinitefire101yt9 4 роки тому +39

    Girl: Is the CIA listening
    Alexa: Oh shoot

  • @megarsguides
    @megarsguides 5 років тому +97

    Girl: "Alexa, can the CIA get information from Amazon?"
    CIA agent on the mic of the Alexa: "Uhh... No."

    • @adw6894
      @adw6894 2 роки тому +3

      you guys are't that important for CIA to care. Wakeup.

  • @shikipatche
    @shikipatche 5 років тому +161

    *CIA wants to know your location*

    • @Codye
      @Codye 5 років тому

      Ninja of the Lemons why

    • @shikipatche
      @shikipatche 5 років тому +1

      *Because Amazon is sending CIA to your house for asking about them and they are getting suspicious about it and decided to want to know your location because you ask too much question*
      BUSTED!

    • @micahbell9093
      @micahbell9093 5 років тому +3

      They already have out location.

    • @Codye
      @Codye 5 років тому

      Ninja of the Lemons ummmmm

    • @shikipatche
      @shikipatche 5 років тому

      Yes

  • @merryhunt9153
    @merryhunt9153 3 роки тому +2

    I can hear the CIA agent assigned to me now: "Oh God, no! She's trying to play accordion again!"

  • @HarshitSingh-hh3vu
    @HarshitSingh-hh3vu 4 роки тому +4

    Alexa : Silence is the best answer.

  • @justanothergoat1132
    @justanothergoat1132 6 років тому +147

    I’m falling down a dark hole of conspiracies right here😂😂

    • @taniialtamiranda5676
      @taniialtamiranda5676 6 років тому

      Lottee F LMAOO I DONT EVEN WANT TO BUT I CAAAANT STOPP ITT 😂

  • @Outnumbered001
    @Outnumbered001 6 років тому +187

    *Alexa*
    Am I ugly?

  • @winstonlau194
    @winstonlau194 4 роки тому +7

    *put it in the microwave for a while, then ask again*

  • @aggrlie
    @aggrlie 4 роки тому +4

    Alexa are you fat?
    Alexa: ight im out

  • @anpoxy7255
    @anpoxy7255 6 років тому +143

    *CIA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

  • @christiangggg3400
    @christiangggg3400 6 років тому +234

    Ask Siri are u on spying on me

  • @lie.1398
    @lie.1398 4 роки тому +10

    Wellllllllll Central intelligence agencies is kinda what they do

  • @grapeishealthy4958
    @grapeishealthy4958 4 роки тому +51

    Me: *Alexa Can The CIA get Information By the Amazon*
    Alexa: *Oh hell Nah, Boss they found out! Prepare to Shutdown!*

  • @jacobbrenner4787
    @jacobbrenner4787 5 років тому +252

    This is so sad Alexa play despacito.

    • @mustafaa4353
      @mustafaa4353 5 років тому +3

      DE SPA SITO NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA DE SPA SITO NA NA NA NA NA PORTERIKO NA NA NA DE SPA SITO

    • @The_Carb1de
      @The_Carb1de 5 років тому

      Des pa YEETO

    • @mustafaa4353
      @mustafaa4353 5 років тому

      @@The_Carb1de Cok komiksin

  • @victorjohnson7512
    @victorjohnson7512 7 років тому +66

    The answer is, just don't purchase a CIA listening device and place it in your home like an idiot. It is bad enough we all have "smart-phones" which are recorded directly by the NSA. I don't even have a "smart-TV" in my house either, because big brother will be watching you...

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 6 років тому +9

      Victor Johnson. Oh good then
      I'll give them something to look at...*Pulls up a shit ton of porn on phone*
      LOOK AT DAT SHIT NSA, YOU LIKE THAT?!...

    • @rickflare9763
      @rickflare9763 6 років тому +10

      Victor Johnson while you send this comment via smart phone lol

    • @gentlewom4n
      @gentlewom4n 6 років тому +6

      It's a matter of general privacy. What if something that isn't necessarily considered criminal in conversation now, becomes such at a later time, and you're on record confirming alignment with criminality, then placed on a GOVT. watchlist?

    • @gentlewom4n
      @gentlewom4n 6 років тому

      Well, look at the opposite. Things that were illegal in the past are becoming accepted. What's to stop a new government creating laws in the other vein?

    • @gentlewom4n
      @gentlewom4n 6 років тому

      You used to be able to smoke in bars. Now it's illegal due to information. Information is solicited and distributed by those at the top of the pile.

  • @MrAjallday91
    @MrAjallday91 4 роки тому +7

    Dudes been holding in that question his whole relationship and took it out on Alexa.

    • @4zr31
      @4zr31 4 роки тому

      It’s a lady....

    • @MrAjallday91
      @MrAjallday91 4 роки тому

      @@4zr31 you reached a new level of stupidity.
      The guy talks at the end of the video.
      Why on earth would I think it was a man talking in the beginning?

    • @4zr31
      @4zr31 4 роки тому +1

      Adam Johnson how is a new level of stupidity? It’s not that deep but u decide to be rude abt it. Stfu

  • @CK_love_sosa.
    @CK_love_sosa. 4 роки тому +3

    Siri said she ain’t programmed to lie I’ll edit while I ask her questions
    Me: hey Siri what is the cia
    Siri: central intelligence thing lol

  • @anthony_is_triggered3810
    @anthony_is_triggered3810 6 років тому +186

    *its Morse code*
    *found out what it meant*
    *it isn’t good*

    • @CatAywa
      @CatAywa 6 років тому +7

      "A"

    • @Yvz00
      @Yvz00 5 років тому +8

      It means OOOOOOF

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 5 років тому

      @@NieMonD Apparently your one brain isn't enough to get a joke..

    • @1UpTHAI-PLEASE-SUBSCRIBE
      @1UpTHAI-PLEASE-SUBSCRIBE 5 років тому +2

      NieMonD r/woosh

    • @buddypopz2163
      @buddypopz2163 5 років тому +1

      it means a l e x a a r e y o u f a t

  • @mobilegamer9246
    @mobilegamer9246 5 років тому +43

    Ladies and gentlemen we got him

  • @zakyusuf5595
    @zakyusuf5595 4 роки тому +4

    Alexa Can the CIA get information from amazon
    Alexa:Starts to answer
    FBI OPEN UP!

  • @kaisama4328
    @kaisama4328 4 роки тому +23

    When she almost say:
    " *Alexa, can the information get CIA from Amazon* " xD

  • @Stewie424
    @Stewie424 6 років тому +35

    Can the information get amazon from cia?

  • @matthewcoker1901
    @matthewcoker1901 6 років тому +571

    this is beyond scary

    • @zacharycox4349
      @zacharycox4349 6 років тому +13

      Matthew Coker they obvioisly are listening, althoihh its for our own good

    • @Gamerboy-gy1rl
      @Gamerboy-gy1rl 6 років тому +13

      Zachary Cox no it's not because they because they let 9/11 happen I watch the documentary all of the clues that led to 9/11 was obvious

    • @archiemcaneany5953
      @archiemcaneany5953 6 років тому +3

      CAPTAIN WELLS how could 9/11 have been prevented

    • @Cruizzerr
      @Cruizzerr 6 років тому +21

      China could’ve warned us... Damn Idiots

    • @HERFAVHORSIII
      @HERFAVHORSIII 6 років тому +1

      Hanson I DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tyrantking9000
    @tyrantking9000 3 роки тому +2

    "Can the CIA get information from Amazon?"
    Alexia: *turns off* "I Ain't answering that."

  • @danny006
    @danny006 4 роки тому +2

    Her: Can the CIA get information from amazon
    Alexa: Oh Sh- they know... *turns off*

  • @foggylight187
    @foggylight187 6 років тому +187

    People always freak out when they don't get a reply from Alexa (pure stupidity). Alexa doesn't have a programmed reply, so the first time you ask she says "I'm not sure about that", or whatever. Then, the next time you ask, she simply turns off BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT SHE WAS ACTIVATED BT A MISSFIRE. Not because she "Can't answer that".

    • @watchdogs295
      @watchdogs295 6 років тому +13

      Derek Frogget Yeah but she can’t tell a lie.

    • @KjGibster
      @KjGibster 6 років тому +45

      Derek Frogget I just think that you work for the cia

    • @tangerinetech5300
      @tangerinetech5300 6 років тому +13

      Derek Frogget yeah what's up with idiots now. When siri first came out it mostly seemed like people understood that she had preset responses and couldn't answer everything but now people just think they can answer everything.

    • @foggylight187
      @foggylight187 6 років тому

      Tangerine Tech ikr

    • @gamereviewer104
      @gamereviewer104 6 років тому +4

      Chill.I think this video was made just for fun

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 6 років тому +45

    After she done recording...
    *Knock*
    *Knock*
    *FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!*

  • @OfficerFlatFoot
    @OfficerFlatFoot 4 роки тому +1

    *CIA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

  • @anuj8825
    @anuj8825 4 роки тому +1

    1:11 Alexa, Can the information get CIA from Amazon ?

  • @shxwtydrip5975
    @shxwtydrip5975 5 років тому +43

    Alexa Are You Fat?
    (Lady Laughs)
    (Alexa Says No, Are You?)