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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2024
  • As heartbroken Parisians looked up helplessly as Notre Dame Cathedral burned, President Trump proposed a bold solution via Twitter: water!
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  • @45azma
    @45azma 5 років тому +695

    nothing wrong with throwing 45tons of water, traveling at 100mph at a 856yo building.

    • @stevehodges9632
      @stevehodges9632 5 років тому +23

      that made me laugh, nice one. Still laughing...!

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 5 років тому +6

      ... Just as long as you don't hit the buildings around it?

    • @ProudBastardArtscom
      @ProudBastardArtscom 5 років тому +6

      Bravo! Hahaha!

    • @pinkfloyddwc
      @pinkfloyddwc 5 років тому +1

      Like you can't adjust the amount of water being released... or wait.. you can!

    • @maxkruger3662
      @maxkruger3662 5 років тому +1

      Are you an idiot?

  • @Hodoss
    @Hodoss 5 років тому +661

    As a French I've never seen water bombing used on buildings. But please Mr. Trump feel free to experiment your idea on American cities, I'm curious to see the results. We'll watch and learn.

    • @dbdeluxe
      @dbdeluxe 5 років тому +6

      Water is a proven tried and true way of slowing down and extinguishing fires

    • @cami4974
      @cami4974 5 років тому +72

      @@dbdeluxe Water bombing aircraft an't for cities (6 tons water powerfully sent per metter, could provoke severe injuries and damages on soil!), that's ok when you have a huge forrest fire extending on kilometers to bomb water on trees, you'll use water aircraft to content the fire in space, but it's never used to save people or buildings on a localized fire, that would be just inapproriatae, especially on an old building already weakended by fire, it would rather provoke its whole collapse than saving what can be saved! Firemen managed to save the main (structure, etc) while it was on threat, some of these men entered into the weakened church at their own peril to save it, without all what they did, it could have been much worse, they did their jobs giving the best of them with the most adapted means possible, so the cathedral still looks itself (even if seriously 'injured')!

    • @Hodoss
      @Hodoss 5 років тому +49

      @@dbdeluxe Well then let's get on with it, mates! Where is my demonstration of water bombing American cities? I've got the wine and saucisson waiting for the show.

    • @bernadettequirk7675
      @bernadettequirk7675 5 років тому +60

      We could start the party on Trump Towers first!

    • @rowhaus5478
      @rowhaus5478 5 років тому +3

      The French are apparently incapable of learning anything. Your country is being overrun and your heads are too deep in the crepes to even realize.

  • @gregparrott
    @gregparrott 5 років тому +68

    3:17 I love the French Civil Security's response to 'rump's tweet!

    • @imperatordu2801
      @imperatordu2801 3 роки тому

      @@xenomyr I have to admit, like Trump, in the first minutes of this tragedy, with all the emotion, I asked to myself, why not using water-bombing ? And of course just after I just realized "No of course that's no sense !". So I think that Trump had the same reflex idea that a lot of people but they never will admit it. ; )

  • @onewomanslife
    @onewomanslife 5 років тому +87

    Projecting the rose window was a great moment in TV history. Well done! and Thank you.

    • @gizzmo2z
      @gizzmo2z 5 років тому +4

      Debra Smith I loved that too!

    • @BigMamaDaveX
      @BigMamaDaveX 5 років тому +3

      ...As did I! 😻

    • @drest.patrick6016
      @drest.patrick6016 5 років тому +1

      Protecting

    • @kylepirko9251
      @kylepirko9251 4 роки тому

      @@drest.patrick6016 you're pretty damn smart, aren't ya? Genius.

  • @MissCaraMint
    @MissCaraMint 5 років тому +110

    The famous organ survived too. One of the greatest organ instruments in the world actually survived. I could cry I'm so relived.

    • @ingriddubbel8468
      @ingriddubbel8468 4 роки тому

      Organ instruments?
      You don't say violin instrument.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 3 роки тому

      @Elijah Harris they were probably right to clarify that. It may be because I've been doing an all nighter but I initially thought they meant organ the body part.

  • @b.terenceharwick3222
    @b.terenceharwick3222 5 років тому +171

    "What the hell do I know?" The best question ever posed during his mostly bankrupt life by Mr. Trump.

  • @jaimedelgado7529
    @jaimedelgado7529 5 років тому +1749

    Damn the French were so pissed they actually tweeted in English

    • @blessall4ever
      @blessall4ever 5 років тому +74

      haha, your comment made my day!

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 5 років тому +63

      you think trump could understand anything in french?
      you think he would ever bother to translate a tweet from them?

    • @lovethyneighbour8287
      @lovethyneighbour8287 5 років тому +13

      Ahhahaha , Genius!

    • @quester09
      @quester09 5 років тому +39

      they don't play (ils ne jouent pas)

    • @aninfinitelyvixxedvip6
      @aninfinitelyvixxedvip6 5 років тому +14

      oh my God, you are right.

  • @thunderwolf4237
    @thunderwolf4237 5 років тому +1223

    Flint still needs access to clean water.

    • @donstyles6487
      @donstyles6487 5 років тому +21

      Exactly!

    • @sixtysyxti3235
      @sixtysyxti3235 5 років тому +8

      Its been months you have to be joking.

    • @GuitaristOnDaRoof
      @GuitaristOnDaRoof 5 років тому +6

      Then why is Flint not a Ghost town?

    • @thecollector5209
      @thecollector5209 5 років тому +2

      Drink it drink it drink it ....

    • @leonabinger5571
      @leonabinger5571 5 років тому +38

      Flint people are drinking bottled water and receiving the water back from Detroit but the infrastructure still hasn't been fixed that goes for the rest of the United States no infrastructure has been fixed in the last two-and-a-half years California wildfires destroyed all the pipes and plastic pipes underground they also have a water drinking problem

  • @stellarmist_yt
    @stellarmist_yt 5 років тому +17

    Thank you dear mr Colbert for your moving words about Notre Dame. We LOVE you in France

  • @Steve-bo6ht
    @Steve-bo6ht 5 років тому +315

    The french fire teams did an incredible job and fought the fire in a way not to put pressure on the stone work, Trumps way we would have a cathedral wiped of the map

    • @Ace1King1
      @Ace1King1 5 років тому +3

      Trump's idea was brilliant! It just wasn't needed. Water may weaken or even destroy structures but artifacts left behind can in most cases be repaired. Fire COMPLETELY destroys everything in it's path! Because of severe TDS liberals are completely devoid of critical thinking skills. Americans are waking up to this fact and will obliterate the Democrats at the polls in 2020.

    • @Dylan-gg8tb
      @Dylan-gg8tb 5 років тому +10

      @@Ace1King1 It's not that was a bad idea, but it clearly wasn't doable if they wanted to preserve the structure of the building.......otherwise they would have done just that.

    • @NONSEQUIT
      @NONSEQUIT 5 років тому +41

      @@Ace1King1 The real issue is that the President was giving unsolicited advice to people who fight fires for a living. In an emergency it's best to leave the details to the professionals. It was not a brilliant idea because it was not useful.

    • @maxglide
      @maxglide 5 років тому +21

      Ace1King1 you know shit about fighting structural fires... AND art restoration

    • @ericroy5188
      @ericroy5188 5 років тому +24

      @@Ace1King1 it was hardly brilliant or even thoughtful. Yes, water works, but multiple 2 ton masses of water slamming into a comprised structure would have destroyed it. You think TDS is a thing, but your sycophantic cult of trump is truly shameful and un-American.

  • @c.b.5535
    @c.b.5535 5 років тому +646

    Love how he has a solution for Notre Dame, but no solution or comment for the historically black churches burned in Louisiana. No solutions for Puerto Rico.......... but what the hell do I know? I'm just a regular person.

    • @Rpzinna
      @Rpzinna 5 років тому +1

      Yang has a solution to those concerns....I believe

    • @Suelorie
      @Suelorie 5 років тому +29

      Too bad he doesn't know enough to keep his mouth shut when he doesn't know-oh wait he'd never speak again-good idea!

    • @EnyahIsabellaSwann13
      @EnyahIsabellaSwann13 5 років тому +31

      I'm stunned and not so stunned how funds were so quickly given to the building process of Notre Dame... And yet Puerto Rico is still trying to stand. And Trump is still talking....
      Coming from a fellow Puerto Rican living in Puerto Rico. ❤🇵🇷

    • @toolongforyoutoread6
      @toolongforyoutoread6 5 років тому +36

      @MrAsap2000as If the Eiffel Tower burned down I think that people would be even more shocked, given that it is made entirely of steel.

    • @timmydirtyrat6015
      @timmydirtyrat6015 5 років тому +5

      +Bacchus Leto Well everybody knows jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

  • @seansartor
    @seansartor 5 років тому +216

    The weight and the speed of H20 from an air tanker would have collapsed a structure of antiquity like a house of cards ! We need more stupidity in 2020 !!!

    • @collectorofcats294
      @collectorofcats294 5 років тому +2

      Sean Sartor indeed!!!

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 5 років тому +3

      Most of the firefighting planes are apparently stationed in the south of France, where there are more hot dry summers and forests that can burn, than up in the north where Paris is.
      And if you slammed millions of gallons of cold water on heated-up stones all at once, the stones might crack or explode.

    • @dbdeluxe
      @dbdeluxe 5 років тому

      That’s untrue and illogical.... the weight and speed of h20 would have extinguished the fire. The roof structure at Norte Dame is steeply pitched to divert water just like it has done for 800 years.. people were much smarter than the people of today and most certainly smarter than the brain drain people that would find late shows funny and use them as their news source like yourself.

    • @dbdeluxe
      @dbdeluxe 5 років тому

      CrunchyFrog “slammed millions gallons of water” ???

    • @CrustyMuffinZ
      @CrustyMuffinZ 5 років тому +8

      @@dbdeluxe I see the db stands for douche bag. Typical moron that takes the time out of their day in a weak attempt to bash late night entertainment shows they dislike. Seriously get a better hobby kiddo.

  • @corcon6976
    @corcon6976 5 років тому +109

    Dumping huge amounts of water on fragile, burning buildings. He also advised us that we should rake the forest floor to prevent wildfires. That would dry out the soil and increase erosion from rainwater, compromise the insects and fungi that turn those leaves into soil, and ultimately damage the forest system by removing a natural part of it.

    • @liduck52
      @liduck52 5 років тому +10

      But what the hell do I know??

    • @j.kbarnett7640
      @j.kbarnett7640 4 роки тому +2

      I'm sure what he really meant was creating fire breaks, that would help. You have to use your imagination a bit with Trump

  • @Taltta89
    @Taltta89 5 років тому +994

    The French forgot to Rake the roof before the fire...

    • @ladyvee226
      @ladyvee226 5 років тому +17

      😂😂😂

    • @Calle_family
      @Calle_family 5 років тому +9

      😜😃

    • @joshbgosh6200
      @joshbgosh6200 5 років тому +13

      This is my favorite comment today!

    • @nedim_guitar
      @nedim_guitar 5 років тому +7

      Hey, you stole my joke! 😄

    • @Taltta89
      @Taltta89 5 років тому +10

      @@nedim_guitar yea sorry. I saw your message only after sending this one honest to god. Didn't mean to steal your thunder!

  • @cmdunn1972
    @cmdunn1972 5 років тому +50

    Criticize Stephen Colbert all you want if you don’t like his politics, but he’s a master at acting and doing impressions. This sketch is no exception.

  • @elidames6889
    @elidames6889 5 років тому +247

    America is mouthy. We always have been, always will be. Most of us know when to shut up during a sad event. Most.

    • @elidames6889
      @elidames6889 5 років тому +5

      @88Gibson LesPaul i can happily say I was too busy thinking about how France is going to go about this, and how much of a masterpiece it will be once more

    • @marietheresa7866
      @marietheresa7866 5 років тому +1

      Yes, this Colbert person is making the most of a tragic event to crack jokes at Trump and Pope Francis on the grounds of covering the Notre Dame episode.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 5 років тому +1

      ​@88Gibson LesPaul However, it will take a lifetime to completely rebuild it...
      It would have taken two hundred years to rebuild, if Trump had been Président de la République française [President of the French Republic]...

    • @marietheresa7866
      @marietheresa7866 5 років тому

      @88Gibson LesPaul Seems more people are jealous of Prez Trump than he even needs to be : of a building above all !! Lol .
      A LOT of folks Are jealous of this POTUS and needless to mention the name(s).

    • @thehunter9149
      @thehunter9149 5 років тому

      88Gibson LesPaul He wasn’t going for attention, that’s just what you guys say. If you don’t want him to have it though, then stop blowing up his tweets. The left is always drawing attention to him.

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 5 років тому +21

    To our Catholic brothers and sisters around the world, our heart bleeds and mourns along with yours for the loss of Notre Dame.You're in our thoughts and prayers. Much love from the neopagan community.

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 5 років тому +178

    3:15 "For firefighters, they really know how to give a sick burn!" 😜

    • @snappycruise
      @snappycruise 3 роки тому +1

      What does that mean please?

    • @yordalyn
      @yordalyn 3 роки тому +2

      @@snappycruise It means they roasted him.

  • @lightningstrikestwice6302
    @lightningstrikestwice6302 5 років тому +504

    "What hell do I know?" Is the most intelligent statement I've ever heard Trump say! Not much! Is the answer!

    • @frankcastle3288
      @frankcastle3288 5 років тому +15

      As the sarcastic question he intended it to be, it's just another Trump lie (and he probably believes it). Literally, though, it would be a very honest and smart statement.

    • @lightningstrikestwice6302
      @lightningstrikestwice6302 5 років тому +8

      @@frankcastle3288 perfect!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +4

      Who knows? Maybe he's very slightly self-aware.

    • @siddokis2945
      @siddokis2945 5 років тому +4

      He said his daughter was hot.

    • @kevlar6836
      @kevlar6836 5 років тому +1

      He knows damm well how to expose the democrats for the hypocrite's that they are concerning sanctuary city's and illegal immigration.

  • @keegangray7783
    @keegangray7783 5 років тому +5

    the rose window is such a nice touch , bravo!

  • @sayit3194
    @sayit3194 5 років тому +89

    Even a 6yr old can't write such stupid tweets..🤦‍♀

  • @killeing
    @killeing 5 років тому +151

    The minute I saw Notre Dame burning my immediate thought was "Oh great I can't wait to see how Trump messes this up"- he's that predictable

    • @p.ccarbec6261
      @p.ccarbec6261 5 років тому +21

      if only the firefighters had guns they would have stopped the fire quicker

    • @elizabethblake1140
      @elizabethblake1140 5 років тому +2

      P. Moutons: Ha, ha, ha! Great remark!

    • @randomuser5237
      @randomuser5237 5 років тому +4

      killeing Not everything has to be about fucking Trump. This is Notre Dame we are talking about. Jeez, have people completely lost all perspective about what is important and what is not?

    • @daexion
      @daexion 5 років тому +1

      @@randomuser5237 Yes, they have.

    • @citoyen09
      @citoyen09 5 років тому +1

      How sad that one of the great treasures of world architecture almost burns to the ground and your first reaction is one of political animosity.

  • @RR-np9ts
    @RR-np9ts 5 років тому +138

    Wait, $700,000,000.00 from the rich. Just like that, for a building. But lord forbid helping the poor. The disconnect is amazing.

    • @maxenceduhamel796
      @maxenceduhamel796 5 років тому +5

      Well, for Frenches, helping the poors is more a gouvernment thing.
      They are not so enthousiast about paying the taxes whose allow to do that though, but that is another topic...
      (Well, not a very disconnected topic I agree)

    • @shrubsangry
      @shrubsangry 5 років тому +3

      Yikes your IQ is low

    • @MisaoM
      @MisaoM 5 років тому +13

      well... it's a one-time payment, and comes with the prestige of having helped to rebuild notre dame, that's pretty cool in itself. On the other hand, helping the poor by giving them money is a never-ending story...

    • @tankgirlspetdragon9225
      @tankgirlspetdragon9225 5 років тому +7

      @@shrubsangry seems like you are more dumb then a box of rocks. Oh wait you must be a Trumper.... you are definitely way more dumb then a box of rocks.

    • @whitneymouse
      @whitneymouse 5 років тому +6

      MisaoM not necessarily. If we gave them money for a period of time to boost themselves up, they could get to a point where they don’t need the assistance anymore. Clearly that might not work for everyone, but it could help us have fewer living below the poverty line.

  • @lilaclizard4504
    @lilaclizard4504 5 років тому +204

    Rake the forest floors, but water bomb the cathedrals .... got it

    • @marc-andrelachapelle5707
      @marc-andrelachapelle5707 5 років тому +3

      Thx laughing hard

    • @illuminate7496
      @illuminate7496 5 років тому

      ...he's not talking about bombing the cathedral. I know you mongrels take everything literally. And yes, bombing the cathedral would collapse the entire structure. Water wouldn't.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 5 років тому +9

      ​@@illuminate7496 "water bombing" is a technique used to fight forest fires. A specially built plane, helicrane or a helicopter with specially designed bucket suspended under it, fills up from a local water source & then flies over the forest fire & drops the water (often with added fire suppressant chemicals in it) onto the fire to fight it. ua-cam.com/users/results?search_query=water+bombers+in+action
      Trump seems to be confused as to when to rake & when to water bomb.
      It's generally best to use rakes to make lawns outside churches look pretty by collecting fallen leaves from nearby trees, to water bomb forest fires & to trust the local fire service (who are highly trained professionals) to know the best way to extinguish building fires.
      Did I really need to explain that?

    • @illuminate7496
      @illuminate7496 5 років тому

      @@lilaclizard4504 I don't care...does it matter what he said? Why turn Notre Damn fire into a reason to attack Trump over nothing. Does it really matter?

    • @Eric-ye5yz
      @Eric-ye5yz 5 років тому +5

      @@illuminate7496…… Why does trump not know when to keep his mouth shut. If he does not know that, what does he know?

  • @raviramaswamy6941
    @raviramaswamy6941 5 років тому +5

    Touching tribute to the Cathedral.

  • @Irondrone4
    @Irondrone4 5 років тому +786

    The world: "Notre Dame is on fire! This is terrible!"
    Donald Trump: "Notre Dame is on fire? Time to make this all about me."

    • @umbertobehounek2342
      @umbertobehounek2342 5 років тому +19

      Or Perhaps YOU are obsessed
      With him lol

    • @markb6295
      @markb6295 5 років тому +30

      @@umbertobehounek2342 Obviously not as obsessed as some.

    • @bigjamezian
      @bigjamezian 5 років тому

      Or warning the issue of spreading...as done in Chicago, Seattle, San fransico.(history).. But makes more sense to risk human lives to save wood & brick

    • @guiyomelangloiz2483
      @guiyomelangloiz2483 5 років тому +27

      @@umbertobehounek2342 We just can't escape his ugly and annoying face.

    • @cmillholland
      @cmillholland 5 років тому +31

      @@umbertobehounek2342 I'm obsessed with the fact that this man is systematically destroying our democratic institutions.

  • @sonikUk
    @sonikUk 5 років тому +24

    "Omg sacre bleu ! " 🤣🇫🇷

  • @FrankMinogue
    @FrankMinogue 5 років тому +54

    That is classy, having the stained glass lights in the ceiling!

    • @jasonross6727
      @jasonross6727 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, loved that! Great touch and gesture!

    • @TheJwl7
      @TheJwl7 5 років тому +1

      Yes, "classy"!!!

  • @bertrandls
    @bertrandls 5 років тому +8

    Thanks Stephen for those kind words! As a french man it is precious. And thanks guys for your very funny comments! It made my day! Culture and caring for one another is the best way to fight stupidity anywhere in the world. But what do I know... ;-)

  • @PkSage89
    @PkSage89 5 років тому +77

    4:44 How could a man who is unable to operate an umbrella be able to operate a government?

    • @nestalianita
      @nestalianita 5 років тому +2

      Ask the voters!!!

    • @doomfortin
      @doomfortin 5 років тому

      you look gay

    • @josedacosta9847
      @josedacosta9847 5 років тому +1

      Well because he can pay to someone else to do it for him and thank the Lord for another person being employed by DT.

    • @katiemiller6594
      @katiemiller6594 5 років тому

      you literally sound so stupid rn i can’t even contemplate such stupidity

    • @jacobs.9797
      @jacobs.9797 5 років тому

      I don't know, maybe because it was windy and it is very difficult to close an umbrella, especially a large one, in high wind conditions.

  • @thisguydan
    @thisguydan 5 років тому +1419

    "...but what the hell do I know?" Ironically, Trump being honest for once.

    • @johnkelly4943
      @johnkelly4943 5 років тому +52

      T-rump knows one thing.... How to be a complete idiot 😆

    • @rupert5390
      @rupert5390 5 років тому +10

      everyone has a talent - nice of you to be so positive about things.@vman armand

    • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
      @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 5 років тому +4

      Right? Lmao

    • @Elite7555
      @Elite7555 5 років тому +11

      He wants to be anti-establishment and gives his slimy rebranding advise publicly.

    • @bethbartlett5692
      @bethbartlett5692 5 років тому +9

      ...and the individual that made that comment (can only be defined by the mind/mental example as a 4 yr old) - is the setting US President.
      The entirety of this country has somehow given him a plethora of "free spins"
      ...?

  • @thinkabout288
    @thinkabout288 5 років тому +78

    COLBERT is at the T O P of his game 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯👍

    • @TheJwl7
      @TheJwl7 5 років тому +1

      ALWAYS!!!

  • @HeyMJ.
    @HeyMJ. 5 років тому +12

    Thank you for creating the Notre Dame Rose window on the studio ceiling. Beautiful & meaningful. ~

  • @TheShadowKing1988
    @TheShadowKing1988 5 років тому +53

    From the "stable" mind that reminded us that water is wet, I expect he'll soon tell us, "Fire is hot."

  • @D-Dollie
    @D-Dollie 5 років тому +425

    I love business and millionaires are donating to build It. I have been there. It is beautiful.
    But I wish people would also rush to help homeless people. I live in UK and the homelessness is just increasing. It’s a shame.

    • @TheRealCantaraBella
      @TheRealCantaraBella 5 років тому +16

      In California it is on the rise. 1 in 4 working families needs assistance just to live here. Yeah, there are poop troops that clean the feces from the growing number of homeless people.

    • @filosofiareddit
      @filosofiareddit 5 років тому +43

      For me its just sad how they are so fast and united to spend millions rebuilding a church but don't move a finger to help those in needs, something Jesus said to do so... but well, what do i know...

    • @janedoe1776
      @janedoe1776 5 років тому +8

      A lot of homeless people can’t really be helped. There’s a lot of mentally ill people (I’m talking schizophrenia type stuff) where they don’t want to be helped, so they really can’t be. It’s way more complicated than finding them all jobs and giving them all a house. Many of them can’t sustain a normal life.

    • @mclovin9578
      @mclovin9578 5 років тому +12

      Where were these donors when they needed money to repair it in the first place?

    • @fhujf
      @fhujf 5 років тому +9

      The thing is. the cathedral was undergoing an intense renovation when the fire(probably incidental, and probably due to the renovation itself) happened. So now the renovation is going to be even more intense I guess.

  • @dasaggropop1244
    @dasaggropop1244 5 років тому +1

    Colberts monologue is the best. it is just the right combination of acting, standup and stupid puns, spiced with just the right amount of jazz piano licks.

  • @phillytee9106
    @phillytee9106 5 років тому +210

    I hear the American flag is now suing Trump for inappropriate touching...😂

  • @danniboi187
    @danniboi187 5 років тому +22

    "...but what the he'll to I know?" Literally dude, you drove an airline into the ground. I'm thinking you should not be advising anyone related the aviation industry.

  • @vickirosstudor490
    @vickirosstudor490 5 років тому +8

    Can I just say.. Stephen Colbert is Brilliant in his impressions. A comedic legend.

  • @henriklarsen5613
    @henriklarsen5613 5 років тому +133

    It should be Drumfp new mantra: "what the hell do I know".

  • @Diego-ws2du
    @Diego-ws2du 5 років тому +286

    The Pinault family gave 100 million euros for the cathedral ,so generous no?
    They owe 2,5 billion to the french taxes

    • @xfranczeskax
      @xfranczeskax 5 років тому +35

      See, and now the whole of France is indebted to the Pinault family. Math for the rich sure is fun!

    • @cathjj840
      @cathjj840 5 років тому +21

      Must've got some blow-back because today they said they wouldn't take the tax-deductions that usually go with such a gift. ....They're still ahead, n'est-ce pas?

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 5 років тому +13

      @@cathjj840 As many times as we have been a billionaire???

    • @loantran-thanh7795
      @loantran-thanh7795 5 років тому +1

      Glave how do you know?

    • @carolynwestlake2246
      @carolynwestlake2246 5 років тому +1

      Cheap at the price🙄

  • @schummelbaer759
    @schummelbaer759 5 років тому +51

    George Washington
    "Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."
    John Adams
    “To be good, and to do good, is all we have to do.”
    Thomas Jefferson
    "Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude."
    John Quincy Adams
    "If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader"
    Millard Fillmore
    "An honorable defeat is better than a dishonorable victory."
    James Buchanan
    “The test of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there.”
    Woodrow Wilson
    “The object of love is to serve, not to win.”
    Harry S. Truman
    “It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.”
    George W. Bush
    "A leadership is someone who brings people together."
    Donald Trump
    "What the hell do i know"

  • @corygiesbrecht5423
    @corygiesbrecht5423 5 років тому +211

    Oh Trump! Since you know so much about branding airplanes could you enlighten us on what happened to, "oh what was it called", Trump Shuttle Inc.? Right it went bankrupt!

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada 5 років тому +15

      Don't confuse the poor thing with FACTS and DETAILS.

    • @johnmcclure40
      @johnmcclure40 5 років тому +15

      Be fair. He's had so many complete failures due to incompetence that he can't possibly remember them all.

    • @acm1350
      @acm1350 5 років тому +10

      Cory- you forgot: Trump University, Trump Airlines and Trump Steaks.

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 5 років тому +2

      (He couldn't get the almost sea worthy vehicle off the ground)

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 5 років тому +1

      @@acm1350 - you forgot that Trump is the MLM kingpin of the world.

  • @FuryOmega
    @FuryOmega 5 років тому +393

    I hope Trump is remembered for his immortal tweet, "What the hell do I know?"

    • @gregmikulewicz7423
      @gregmikulewicz7423 5 років тому +5

      Sounds like it should be on cover of Mad Magazine. "What us worry?"

    • @lifeslikethat....9228
      @lifeslikethat....9228 5 років тому +3

      What the hell do we all know..... really!

    • @justhuman24
      @justhuman24 5 років тому +10

      Truth from a narcissistic liar!

    • @cmuller1441
      @cmuller1441 5 років тому +3

      You know nothing Donald Trump (the true name of Jon Snow 😉)

    • @applehappyx-files2456
      @applehappyx-files2456 5 років тому +5

      I hope we can forget about him , as soon as his presidency is over and we can move forward ! But one can only hope!

  • @nataleechristensen2269
    @nataleechristensen2269 5 років тому +56

    "If there's one thing Easter's famous for, its things staying buried" One of the best jokes he's ever told 😂😂😂😂😂 too good

  • @erikaspausen
    @erikaspausen 5 років тому +100

    Most of the art also survived

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 5 років тому

      Special !

    • @petergreen2552
      @petergreen2552 5 років тому

      I'm so happy they saved the crown of thorns. Yeah right. No doubt they've also got a table and chairs Jesus made in his carpentry shop too

    • @gordonschnick12
      @gordonschnick12 5 років тому

      @@petergreen2552 They have a price of the cross he was a crucified on.

    • @petergreen2552
      @petergreen2552 5 років тому

      Yeah I bet they do. They'll have his robe too. 😛

  • @johno1405
    @johno1405 5 років тому +209

    Big business could pay their damn taxes. VOTE 2020!!

    • @p.ccarbec6261
      @p.ccarbec6261 5 років тому +5

      yup !

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +8

      Is a corporation treated as a person? And if so, can we go after them for dodging income taxes?

    • @sandramarshall8127
      @sandramarshall8127 5 років тому +3

      @@Chunkboi
      Yes and no! Yes consider a individual and no because our President and Congress gave them permission!

    • @johno1405
      @johno1405 5 років тому

      Chunkboi corporations depending on the type have different liability

    • @CaesarsLegion1
      @CaesarsLegion1 5 років тому +1

      MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

  • @pb4897
    @pb4897 5 років тому +32

    Your President ladies and gentlemen...🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @kevyntavares96
    @kevyntavares96 5 років тому +211

    When Stephen said That’s why u shouldn’t be tweeting about how to put out fires or fix planes maybe you should learn how to drink out of cup of water close and umbrella I was rolling 😂😂😂

    • @thomasfleig1184
      @thomasfleig1184 5 років тому

      Yeah, but he was right about why the planes were crashing wasn't he.... Lol.

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 5 років тому +8

      @@thomasfleig1184 no he wasn't?

    • @Homonutte
      @Homonutte 5 років тому +5

      @@thomasfleig1184 nope, he wasn't!

    • @Homonutte
      @Homonutte 5 років тому +2

      @Stellvia Heonheim Please try to speak in full sentences

    • @extradimension7356
      @extradimension7356 5 років тому

      AND use toilet paper correctly …

  • @lbw9830
    @lbw9830 5 років тому +57

    Oh Donna T Rump. Stop while you’re behind.
    Seriously, stop 🙄

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 5 років тому +1

      why do you guys change his name like this?
      do you guys REALLY have no idea that trump is a synonym for fart?
      you're literally making it less ridiculous by calling him rump.
      i think i could speak for everyone here in saying they'd rather be rump than trump.

    • @jasonross6727
      @jasonross6727 5 років тому +1

      @@mantistoboggan5171 Excuse me, I've gotta go take a Trump!

    • @adrianaloborec2205
      @adrianaloborec2205 5 років тому +1

      Also, why change the name to Donna?

    • @BigMamaDaveX
      @BigMamaDaveX 5 років тому

      @@jasonross6727 👍😂... wouldn't you rather LEAVE one?...😎

  • @josephtovar3941
    @josephtovar3941 5 років тому +39

    The tweet about the Boeing finalized a decision for me. Now I want to study psychology. I seriously want to dive deep into the workings of the mind specifically narcissism. I have known some very conceited people in my life but never one with a disorder at this level.
    Dude! Fill all the “acting” and empty positions that you have. Give your thumbs a rest and put the tv remote away.

    • @icebergrose2614
      @icebergrose2614 5 років тому +6

      Joseph Tovar Trump is malignant narcissist. A much rarer and more dangerous type. Check it out, he ticks every box. Very interesting.

  • @urinater
    @urinater 5 років тому +7

    “It was a very hot fire. From the standpoint of.... heat”

  • @MrSlanderer
    @MrSlanderer 5 років тому +30

    Isn’t Trump in the construction business? How the hell did he not understand what water-bombing would do?

    • @dbdeluxe
      @dbdeluxe 5 років тому

      What would water do to the fire?

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer 5 років тому +1

      db Absolute waste trying to save the cathedral, considering it would have collapsed.
      What are you, stupid? You must be a relic from the 5-second- attention-span Viner era.

    • @slcncr
      @slcncr 5 років тому

      He might be in the construction business, but i`m quite sure he has never even touched a shovel.

  • @samuelmcchesney
    @samuelmcchesney 5 років тому +6

    the rose window on the ceiling made me cry wow

  • @RollingOrmond
    @RollingOrmond 5 років тому +27

    Climbed the steps of the tower with my dad in the nineties. Tough climb, medieval stone steps, man.

  • @douglasjcox
    @douglasjcox 5 років тому +241

    Trump is a constant source of embarrassment to the US.

    • @dbdeluxe
      @dbdeluxe 5 років тому +7

      Well get over it... Many of us are very proud of him considering the crooks he is dealing with.

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 5 років тому +1

      And left wing NPC SJW TDS echo chamber propaganda zombies anrt !

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 5 років тому +3

      He has so far achieved more and done more good than any could have imagined
      You are a brain washed moron
      Look at France it’s turned into a hell hole

    • @henrietn
      @henrietn 5 років тому +8

      @@danielkirkland3366 hellhole? Have you visited France?

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 5 років тому +5

      Hendrik Derudder you’re picking the wrong battle I bloody live there
      What about you

  • @TheJwl7
    @TheJwl7 5 років тому +2

    Dearest Stephen!!! So very grateful for your hilarious yet, "most responsible" nightly updates. Reports like "this" is what should be termed "the real news"!!! Doubt the majority of world citizens would have survived this presidency without you. You're the best, Mr. Colbert!!! Much, much love to you and yours!!!

  • @buch1224
    @buch1224 5 років тому +102

    If things will stayed buried when released this Easter weekend, why didn't you go ahead and release those taxes at the same time. We won't notice. Wink wink

  • @toddbarcroft7468
    @toddbarcroft7468 5 років тому +599

    Trump is the kind of guy who tries to fix your light switch and floods your basement

    • @KaotikBOOO
      @KaotikBOOO 5 років тому +18

      I'd give him points for effort..... well if he was a toddler

    • @gregmikulewicz7423
      @gregmikulewicz7423 5 років тому +12

      Then sued you for falling off the step stool while trying to put cameras in your bathroom and microwave.

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 5 років тому +5

      Hahaha!

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada 5 років тому +11

      And then bills you double for it.

    • @tinaloveseddie
      @tinaloveseddie 5 років тому +3

      Todd Barcroft 😂😂

  • @carolyngrinberg6889
    @carolyngrinberg6889 5 років тому +15

    Stephen, you're one of the biggest thorns in Trump's side...keep it up!

  • @jamesgoines7663
    @jamesgoines7663 5 років тому +24

    Stephen French is awesome and on point!

    • @mireillelebeau2513
      @mireillelebeau2513 5 років тому +3

      We should invite him to imitate Macron on French Tv Sacrebleu!

    • @em.415
      @em.415 5 років тому

      It’s his French ancestry kicking in.

    • @lucrativelyrics2004
      @lucrativelyrics2004 5 років тому

      but his spanish is awful (norte = north) #duh

    • @MrJopijopa
      @MrJopijopa 5 місяців тому

      Non pas vraiment pour être honnête.

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 5 місяців тому

      @@MrJopijopa Jopijopa it's only an attempt by a comedian at humor.
      But to us Americans it's funny.

  • @sharonsylvie9100
    @sharonsylvie9100 5 років тому +252

    I love Stephen !!!!
    Thank God for his humor only way I can get through trump stupidity

    • @Beep1122POP
      @Beep1122POP 5 років тому +3

      Same. I would have lost my sanity without him.

    • @sharonsylvie9100
      @sharonsylvie9100 5 років тому +2

      you and trump🤣🤣

    • @AnimeZone247
      @AnimeZone247 5 років тому +4

      sb this is why can’t get along, why are we fighting we all American and we all wants what’s best for the country we need to stop being divided

    • @David-lr3ke
      @David-lr3ke 5 років тому +1

      cmon trump is the best and you know it

    • @insertname7750
      @insertname7750 5 років тому +1

      Sharon Sylvie but it’s funny and he is apparently too smart for to comprehend

  • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
    @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 років тому +19

    Kinda !ike raking the forest floor to minimize wildfires. Widdle Donnie's SUCH a wellspring of useless fake help. Maybe he could throw paper towels ?

    • @hlcepeda
      @hlcepeda 5 років тому +1

      Probably a tip he picked up when zombie-staring out the WH windows when the lawn was being mowed.

  • @MrSlanderer
    @MrSlanderer 5 років тому +62

    Really? Tiger Woods gets the Presidential Medal of Freedom for winning the PGA tournament?
    No joke, but that is just terrible.

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 5 років тому

      MrSlanderer you cant even name the tournament you dumb ass
      Any golfer regardless of political views state tiger has done more for the sport than anyone and his recent US MASTERS win is the greatest comeback in any sport
      We give medals to winners not losers like you and 3 time brain damaged loser Clinton

    • @Intermernet
      @Intermernet 5 років тому +7

      @@danielkirkland3366 The US Masters is part of the PGA tour. MrSlanderer was correct it was a PGA tournament.

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 5 років тому

      Intermernet learn to read I didn’t say it wasn’t a PGA tournament I said he couldn’t even list the actual event

    • @Intermernet
      @Intermernet 5 років тому +7

      @@danielkirkland3366 You said "you cant even name the tournament you dumb ass ". The tournament is the PGA tour.

    • @missnikci0518
      @missnikci0518 5 років тому +9

      None the less, he hasnt earned the medal of Freedom. It's a slap in the face to people who have earned it before.

  • @Happiness1876
    @Happiness1876 5 років тому +5

    And there poor people in France who would need that money

    • @ProudBastardArtscom
      @ProudBastardArtscom 5 років тому

      Right
      Vatican should pay. They are more than able. #cityStateOfGold

  • @jenkins1
    @jenkins1 Рік тому +5

    it's so touching how the audience started to clap when he announced the structure's survival

  • @catherinerosa-baker2937
    @catherinerosa-baker2937 5 років тому +31

    That was a good French impersonation

    • @ProudBastardArtscom
      @ProudBastardArtscom 5 років тому

      Yes his accect was good, but saying "what time is it?" was the best part😂

  • @juliewigner6549
    @juliewigner6549 5 років тому +117

    Perhaps if they had raked the floor it wouldn’t have burned. I think we can all agree trumps advice is always stupid.

    • @airdaleva42
      @airdaleva42 5 років тому +1

      Not just his advice, His very existence.

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 5 років тому

      I wish Gump would just get his runaway on already

  • @beachpupsumina4110
    @beachpupsumina4110 5 років тому +9

    Don't forget,learn to remove trailing toilet paper from your shoe !😂

    • @gregmikulewicz7423
      @gregmikulewicz7423 5 років тому +3

      It is his personal fire alarm system.

    • @BigMamaDaveX
      @BigMamaDaveX 5 років тому +1

      😁...and close the umbrella before boarding a plane! 😂

  • @riosricardo7400
    @riosricardo7400 5 років тому +155

    To be fair Donnie Knows a lot......... About bankruptcy, Golf and Porn starts.......😃

    • @gopherborcb8128
      @gopherborcb8128 5 років тому +1

      The latter two I’d say is a compliment. 🤣

    • @gregmikulewicz7423
      @gregmikulewicz7423 5 років тому +3

      And probably his daughter's undies.

    • @3daypriest
      @3daypriest 5 років тому +5

      Donnie doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground. He cheats at golf, gets caught using the hookers. And he can’t stop going bankrupt.

    • @njosborne6152
      @njosborne6152 5 років тому +3

      Rios Ricardo
      Practice, practice, practice. Dot Dot Dot 🙀

    • @delisiastore6626
      @delisiastore6626 5 років тому

      Will if your Rich and know that most of the crimes you commit you
      Won't get caught or suffer any consequences will make
      You feel like you can do whatever you want

  • @curleypubes3672
    @curleypubes3672 5 років тому +75

    The roof looks amazing. Please keep it permanently

  • @Lugmillord
    @Lugmillord 5 років тому +36

    Giving the highest US medal to a golf winner... sure. Devalue anything that used to have a good reputation and represented dignity and honor. Like the role of the president.

    • @Crimethoughtfull
      @Crimethoughtfull 5 років тому

      Have you seen how much he plays golf (and expects us to pay for it)? Clearly, he values golf much more than 99.99% of the rest of us mere mortals...🙄

    • @timothykozlowski2732
      @timothykozlowski2732 5 років тому +1

      George W Bush gave it to two golfers and Obama gave it to one. Now write a comment criticizing them. Genius

  • @mimim7026
    @mimim7026 5 років тому +9

    I'm really happy for Tiger. It was great seeing him enjoy the win.

    • @BigMamaDaveX
      @BigMamaDaveX 5 років тому

      😎 yeah, I'll bet his wife and kids are happy, too... 😕 Er, EX-WIFE... sorry...
      (Yet another man that enjoys Pudding Pops... Pudding his pops where it doesn't belong...)
      Sorry, but giving him a medal can only be the idea of someone with the same lack of honour. Grab 'em by the putter!

    • @mimim7026
      @mimim7026 5 років тому

      @@BigMamaDaveX But unlike the allegations around Trump, I am unaware of any allegation that Tiger's sexual affairs were non-consensual. So he cheated on his wife, which is bad, but he's not an assaulter or pussy grabber. So I have to disagree that it is the "same lack of honour." Assault is very different from consensual adultery.

  • @teeemm4594
    @teeemm4594 5 років тому +4

    Mr. Dumpster fire sure knows a lot about fire fighting.

  • @zenobia10127
    @zenobia10127 5 років тому +4

    That reproduction of the Rose Window on the ceiling hit me right in the feels.

  • @WesOEden
    @WesOEden 5 років тому +4

    I had the north rose window of Norte Dame as my home screen on my phone. It's now back there. Thank you for the inspiration.

  • @centurion1945
    @centurion1945 5 років тому +96

    Isn't rebranding the 737 as the MAX and quickly slapping some new features on the aircraft what started this whole mess?

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 5 років тому +9

      The 737-MAX is not a rebrand, it's an upgraded 737 with more efficient engines. The reason they tend to autoland is because the engines may autostall the plane and the software that should prevent it is/was not reliable.

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease 5 років тому

      MAGA

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 5 років тому +7

      @@FixNewsPlease Make airplane grounded again? Guess the 737max is trumps fault after all.

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease 5 років тому +1

      @@falcovg2 Undoubtedly

    • @centurion1945
      @centurion1945 5 років тому +2

      @@falcovg2 I admit that my comment was an incredible simplification of the overall issues with the 737 MAX but then again so was the Presidents ideas on how to fix it. The fact the the MCAS relied on a single easily damaged AOA sensor will be taught for years to come as a key reason why redundancy needs to be incorporated into system critical systems.

  • @Ravanan101
    @Ravanan101 5 років тому +9

    "No product has suffered like this one" I present you with the Zeppelin.

    • @Randy-ry9ss
      @Randy-ry9ss 5 років тому

      Why didn't they water bomb the Hindenburg.

  • @rokusho6667
    @rokusho6667 5 років тому +107

    The same “ billionaire” who bankrupted his own airline because he wanted a REAL MARBLE SINKS....had a planes landing gear fail....is giving advice on how to do damage control on an airline.
    Boeing execs: you know what trump said? Yeah DONT DO THAT!

    • @joeNannaC
      @joeNannaC 5 років тому

      Ooh, I’d love to read about it. Can you refer me to a source please? 😊

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +1

      Oh gods, please tell me no one flew on any of those planes!

    • @rokusho6667
      @rokusho6667 5 років тому +1

      Courage Karnga not for very long thankfully

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 5 років тому

      Interesting that Trump wants changes and upgrades to his personal aircraft... And wants to bomb a Cathedral. 🤔

  • @dHolbach77
    @dHolbach77 5 років тому +19

    "No product has suffered like this one." Err, every Edsel car for just one example.

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 5 років тому +2

      Don't forget Trump steaks, Trump vodka, Trump University.....

  • @ixlnxs
    @ixlnxs 5 років тому +16

    Never say "Messieurs et Mesdames" again. It's "Mesdames et Messieurs". Ladies first!

    • @Gobeline78
      @Gobeline78 5 років тому

      It... really doesn't matter. At all. I don't think anyone younger than my grandma would care.

  • @Lopro94
    @Lopro94 5 років тому +42

    I whish companies would equally readily give money to other problems where people are actually being hurt, like those drowning in the Mediterranean for instance...
    This is not to discredit the pain felt by people with regard to Notre Dame - I know this is symbolic, and it is great that attention and money is being given to rebuild this historically important church. However, I find it hard to take how disproportionate this issue is making headlines and is getting support in comparison to other very real and even more complicated problems that are involving actual human loss of life. Anyone...?

    • @latefanelum1303
      @latefanelum1303 5 років тому +2

      I understand, and I partially agree, but as an African (most of these people going through the Mediterranean are African I believe) we should not expect anyone to raise money for us. It's their country and their money so it's their choice at the end of the day unfortunately.

    • @evelynb1325
      @evelynb1325 5 років тому +10

      I guess it is hard for some to grasp the symbolic & psychological value of Notre Dame to the French. And there will be a huge sum raised also by the "little people" digging hard in their pockets to give 10, 20, 50, 100 Euros towards the massive challenge of repair work, because of this..
      But yes - it IS sad that those who can well afford it and who're making major individual contributions don't commit similar support to other crises (especially as many of them find loopholes to avoid paying support through full tax-paying ... even at the rates established under people like DT.)

    • @Lopro94
      @Lopro94 5 років тому +3

      @@latefanelum1303 I don't see why money shouldn't be raised for Africans in desperate circumstances but I agree that countries usually mind their own business. I guess my point is that it is relatively easy for companies to look generous by donating money to a hugely emotionalized, symbolic story such as Notre Dame. Meanwhile, other issues that are even more needy of financial support are left out because they aren't as good of a story if you know what I mean. Check this article out for instance, it's about homelessness in Paris: www.reuters.com/article/us-france-un-housing-idUSKCN1RO19C

    • @latefanelum1303
      @latefanelum1303 5 років тому +1

      @@Lopro94 yes, in this case you are kinda right, but rich people also tend to have a way of seeing homeless people, so they have less empathy.

    • @evelynb1325
      @evelynb1325 5 років тому +4

      @@Lopro94 In fact, as soon as the Pinault family made their "big" gesture of 100M Euro, I was betting on others seeking to "outdo" them ... and they did, very quickly! I'm glad of the sums they can so easily spare for Notre Dame ...
      But I too do wish the excessively wealthy would react the same way to support less spectacular causes ...
      @Tammy - I'm not sure that people are 'recognising a building as having more value", in fact - some of our fellow citizens' real needs are not just the financial & service support needs. I wouldn't underestimate the importance of the way people are drawn together round this building. Loneliness & isolation are major problems of 21st century society, and the sorrow & shock around the burning of the place which is where the bells first rang out to announce "Liberté" in 1944, the place from which all places in France measure their distance ... this brought down (briefly) the walls that keep strangers apart - across all groups in society ... And the value of that is incalculable

  • @waterbaby8360
    @waterbaby8360 5 років тому +10

    If Tiger Woods accepts the medal, he should be ashamed.

  • @valentinerose7917
    @valentinerose7917 5 років тому +10

    Nobody in France has used the word 'Sacrebleu' since the Middle Ages:)

    • @hlcepeda
      @hlcepeda 5 років тому +1

      I think it's appropriate since we're talking about a medieval cathedral. N'est-ce pas? :^)

    • @jaygoldman3126
      @jaygoldman3126 5 років тому

      Valentine Rose :haha same when we say "Gesund-heit" ( to your health) when somebody sneezes. The Germans tell me nobody says that since the 1800s lol )))

    • @abigailserrano7971
      @abigailserrano7971 5 років тому +1

      But Lumière says it in Beauty and the Beast 😜

    • @krissilsil5272
      @krissilsil5272 5 років тому

      S o it's about time to bring it back

  • @MZTHICK76
    @MZTHICK76 5 років тому +5

    Love Stephen's French accent🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 5 років тому +89

    What does Trump know about branding? That putting his name on everything DOESN'T always work.

    • @traceytaggart1740
      @traceytaggart1740 5 років тому +5

      You mean don’t enjoy a nice Trump steak after coming home from a class at Trump University?

    • @danmills2734
      @danmills2734 5 років тому

      There was a time Trump should have went broke what did the banks that loan to money do they got together and said his name is recognizable its global and he made their money back and then some so if Trump thing say I can slap my money on something in Sky to make money he's been doing it for a while and for some reason it's been working even if it hasn't always been legal or morally right to do can't knock the guy for making more money than what he started out with from his father

    • @maxglide
      @maxglide 5 років тому

      dan mills except he has less money now. He had half a billion, given to him, by the time he was 19. If he had simply put it into stocks and fucked porn stars and russian hookers for fifty years, he’d be WAAAAYYYY ahead today.

    • @torntokoroa3357
      @torntokoroa3357 5 років тому

      Oh come now. I'm sure we'd all like a meal of Trump steaks with some Trump vodka on a Trump Airline plane while heading to Trump University to watch a full Marathon run of The Apprentice while sitting at Trump casino tables. All provided by Sharper Image.

    • @maxglide
      @maxglide 5 років тому +2

      Torn Tokoroa I’m partial to Nambian covfefe with a smocking hot hamberder

  • @ebonyv4289
    @ebonyv4289 5 років тому +1

    Flint Michigan still doesnt have clean water!!!

  • @milenboyer2644
    @milenboyer2644 5 років тому +24

    If Trump is actually handing Tiger Woods and medal of freedom award we're going to have to find another award cuz it will no longer have any value not unlike Trump's opinion

    • @OompaL0ompa
      @OompaL0ompa 5 років тому +1

      Specially* since he claimed that he has the better handycap* than the best golfers on this planet. *especially. *handicap

    • @Darknamja
      @Darknamja 5 років тому +1

      @@OompaL0ompa *Especially and *handicap :D

    • @OompaL0ompa
      @OompaL0ompa 5 років тому +1

      @darknamja. tnx

  • @larryfontenot9018
    @larryfontenot9018 5 років тому +65

    “What do I know about branding, maybe nothing (but I did become President!), but if I were Boeing, I would FIX the Boeing 737 MAX, add some additional great features, & REBRAND the plane with a new name. No product has suffered like this one. But again, what the hell do I know?”
    So, what does he know? He bought an airline shuttle route and aircraft from Eastern airlines. He fixed up the airplanes with "great features" like new white paint, maple wood veneer inside the cabin, chrome seat belt latches, and gold colored lavatory fixtures. He partnered with LapStop, a startup firm which rented laptop computers to passengers. He installed the GTE Airfone in-flight telephone system, and served free meals and complimentary champagne, beer and wine on the flights. He advertised it as a luxury shuttle service. The airline launched on June 8, 1989.
    It went bankrupt and closed down on April 7, 1992, and its assets and routes were sold to USAir.
    So that's what he knows about airlines, and what happened when he took his own advice.
    The presidential medal of freedom thing? That's not news. The medal is a throwaway that presidents have always given out on whims. If you look up the list of recipients, they've handed them to their wives, friends, and such luminaries as TV personalities, dancers, artists, and, yes, athletes in various sports. So for that one, Trump isn't really standing out by giving one to a golfer. The PMoF really isn't worth anything, and has no real criteria or standards the recipient has to measure up to.

    • @jenniferwebb5954
      @jenniferwebb5954 5 років тому +8

      You could fit what Trump knows about Aerospace manufacturing into a thimble

    • @larryfontenot9018
      @larryfontenot9018 5 років тому +10

      @@jenniferwebb5954 Yes, you can, and it'll fit in there neatly beside everything else he knows about the world in general.

    • @fifiaames5935
      @fifiaames5935 5 років тому +5

      And still have room for a cup of water.

  • @Roman-uc3bs
    @Roman-uc3bs 5 років тому +8

    "As it turns out, fires are like really really hot - way hotter than anyone would understand." Donald J. Trump

  • @Robinallenyukon
    @Robinallenyukon 5 років тому +18

    a few brands that have suffered a worse fate than Boeing ... Trump air , Trump steaks , Trump University ... the US presidency .........

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 5 років тому

      Paul D Pearce his stats make him the best president the US has had in 25 years you moron
      Look at France Jesus what a hell hole it has become

    • @playnthink1210
      @playnthink1210 5 років тому

      @@danielkirkland3366
      Can you explain Trump's stats that make him the best president?
      And why do you refer to France as a hell hole?
      Is their economy suffering? No. Their GDP and GDP per capita has steadily increased since 2012.

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 5 років тому

      Empire Strikes Back you’re the same douche bag that would have said mark my words there’s no way he will become the president lol
      Loser
      Bankrupt when he lowering national debt , creating jobs , and get large import tariffs changed
      You are a fool
      And any one with half a brain would know if the dems stopped making up false stupid claims then the US dollar and stocks would be sky high right now
      But no they don’t care about the US and will keep trying to destroy it just because they are saw losers
      I hope those dems are taking Clinton up on her campaign advise
      It’s amazing taking notes from a 3 times loser

    • @danielkirkland3366
      @danielkirkland3366 5 років тому

      Play N Think you know facts and stats are clear to see
      Google the US ones yourself if you don’t understand them then that’s your problem
      Excuse me I live in France you must be joking - I don’t know what CNN been putting on the news
      In Paris they are riots every week
      100 plus churches have been destroyed by refugees in one year
      Murder is up
      Rape is up
      Child abuse and sexual crime is up
      UK and leaving the EU and it’s them and Germany that contributes any money to the EU
      Fuel prices are sky high to the point where small business are closing
      Are you on drugs ! !!!

  • @549BR
    @549BR 5 років тому +14

    Most people won't give to the needy, but they'll give to restore a structure where it is taught to give to the needy. That's hypocritical irony.

  • @besthighlightfootball9465
    @besthighlightfootball9465 5 років тому +10

    It Should be Drumfp New mantra: “what the hell do I know “.

  • @worrywart1311
    @worrywart1311 5 років тому +23

    Trump FINALLY got something right: "What the hell do I know?" The answer, buddy, is nothing.

    • @laurentiumanolescu
      @laurentiumanolescu 5 років тому +1

      Quite enough to be a president,businessman and an intelligent man.

    • @1028641
      @1028641 5 років тому

      @@laurentiumanolescu Oh, this must be opposite day!😆😆😆😆😆

    • @laurentiumanolescu
      @laurentiumanolescu 5 років тому

      Why?

    • @1028641
      @1028641 5 років тому +2

      @@laurentiumanolescu well, because he's a babbling moron, a failure at business, a liar, a narcissist, a thief, a con man, takes credit for others work while nothing is ever HIS fault.... I could go on.

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 років тому

      @@laurentiumanolescu
      i think you might be saying "intelligent" when you should say "rapacious".
      a lot of people confuse those two terms....
      here's an easy way to differentiate:
      if the talent is robbing people and scheming, the word is "rapacious".
      if the talent is creating thing through art, or science, or maths, or engineering, the word is "intelligent".

  • @bobthebuilder9935
    @bobthebuilder9935 5 років тому +3

    Once he said using water bombers, I knew that was the worst advise ever...

  • @neilgordon8145
    @neilgordon8145 5 років тому +12

    The highest honour for playing golf. Good God!

    • @jacobs.9797
      @jacobs.9797 5 років тому

      Yes, just as Obama and Bush before him did as well so Trump isn't the first one.

    • @tigerftw3408
      @tigerftw3408 5 років тому

      I hate trump too but you don't know what your talking about when you say it's just because of playing golf, it's much more than that...

  • @notj5712
    @notj5712 5 років тому +4

    Medal of freedom for Tiger Woods...... for something he already did in the past. Multiple times.

  • @4legdfishman
    @4legdfishman 5 років тому +5

    Please explain.
    How does, winning the Masters equate to deserving the presidential medal of freedom?
    This entire presidency is insane!

    • @MikeBrown-sd3mx
      @MikeBrown-sd3mx 5 років тому

      he may need the black vote even more to win reelection in 2020

  • @zaboomafoo25
    @zaboomafoo25 5 років тому +2

    love the way Colbert imitate the frenchs ,really funny..

  • @pedropinheiroaugusto3220
    @pedropinheiroaugusto3220 5 років тому +162

    I'm just saying, again, maybe there's something wrong with the water some people drink...

    • @AdmiralBlackstar
      @AdmiralBlackstar 5 років тому +12

      Ya, that's been a big news story since the Flint Michigan ordeal started.

    • @xqt39a
      @xqt39a 5 років тому +7

      That could be the problem, too much lead in water over much of the country..lead degrades the ability to think rationally

    • @Neitenth
      @Neitenth 5 років тому +1

      Trump only drinks Diet Coke.

    • @razor1uk610
      @razor1uk610 5 років тому +3

      @@Neitenth or allegedly, paid for human water.

    • @zakbm
      @zakbm 5 років тому +2

      The kind of water that turns the freaking frogs gay !