The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  5 років тому +5009

    Follow me on Twitter and Instagram or I'll do the hand thing.....
    Although now that I type that out it sounds inappropriate.
    twitter.com/theryangeorge
    instagram.com/theryangeorge

  • @MaxRovensky
    @MaxRovensky 5 років тому +17142

    "You forced my hand! I'm gonna... list everything wrong with your face"
    Damn, what a plot twist

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 5 років тому +485

      See now, THIS is how you subvert expectations. JJ Abram and uh, the other movie guys, take note!

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 5 років тому +20

      Yup.

    • @franciscorendon2783
      @franciscorendon2783 5 років тому +122

      @@tigerbread78 lol JJ is gonna subvert our expectations by not subverting them.

    • @childofnewlight
      @childofnewlight 5 років тому +32

      I know, right? Now THAT was clever.

    • @99lodewijk
      @99lodewijk 5 років тому +8

      @@tigerbread78 you forgot D&D, they're not movie guys but still.

  • @biffman6
    @biffman6 5 років тому +5925

    I don't know man this seems like something you could get put in a room for.

    • @phiefer3
      @phiefer3 5 років тому +191

      I'm already in a room.

    • @Baruch.Goldstein
      @Baruch.Goldstein 4 роки тому +60

      yeah but if its a sport its ok

    • @parmesean_
      @parmesean_ 4 роки тому +92

      @The Void will i get food?

    • @KnellMortem
      @KnellMortem 4 роки тому +93

      Bois_Element No, you won’t get food, you’re going to not eat to death we decided.

    • @parmesean_
      @parmesean_ 4 роки тому +94

      @@KnellMortem oh i dont like this at all

  • @bogdandamaschin9381
    @bogdandamaschin9381 5 років тому +5905

    That confirms it. It took 3 min for humanity to invent a fight club after they discovered punching

    • @grumpyoldman3458
      @grumpyoldman3458 5 років тому +235

      You're not meant to talk about fight club.

    • @BenjaminKirbyTennyson0
      @BenjaminKirbyTennyson0 5 років тому +37

      @@grumpyoldman3458 why grupmy old man

    • @laurynaszukauskas325
      @laurynaszukauskas325 5 років тому +145

      @@BenjaminKirbyTennyson0 because first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club

    • @bogdandamaschin9381
      @bogdandamaschin9381 5 років тому +9

      Hey, let's check that one comment I left on yt, it must have like 10 likes by now if I am luc... OMG, thanks guys

    • @ronaldfrechette2045
      @ronaldfrechette2045 5 років тому +9

      @Brian Cairns but can you post UA-cam comments about fight club?

  • @Lloyd_lyle
    @Lloyd_lyle 3 роки тому +3573

    Knocking is weird when you think about it.
    “IM GOING TO PUNCH YOUR DOOR UNTIL YOU TALK TO ME”

    • @bluebaum2.7.16
      @bluebaum2.7.16 3 роки тому +213

      Everything is weird when you think about it.

    • @soupbowl6028
      @soupbowl6028 3 роки тому +25

      Shut up Lloyd that was from 2 years ago on Twitter

    • @Lloyd_lyle
      @Lloyd_lyle 3 роки тому +53

      I have no sense of time

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 3 роки тому +93

      Well if you don't go away I'll just call the cops and they will put you in a room.

    • @IzZzy17
      @IzZzy17 3 роки тому +13

      LMAO!!!!!

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 5 років тому +788

    The Ryan clones are now being forced to fight each other? This has gone too far
    #StopRyanAbuse

    • @OfficerFriendly2006
      @OfficerFriendly2006 5 років тому +5

      thank you. you just lead me to a new youtube channel.

    • @ThePaulahoo1
      @ThePaulahoo1 5 років тому +5

      I know, right?? Welcome to RyanDome!

    • @hitchjack
      @hitchjack 5 років тому +12

      The abuse has become super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 5 років тому +5

      There is one way to stop it all... use bullets. If you send me enough money to buy bullets and guns and pay extra for labor, then I can stop 1 Ryan at a time... and together... we can stop Ryan abuse...

    • @josefnicanor1430
      @josefnicanor1430 5 років тому +1

      Bruh

  • @mkmcdjr
    @mkmcdjr 5 років тому +341

    Guy 1:how does it feel to get punched; does it tickle?
    Guy 2:Actually it's super painful,a total inconvenience

  • @user-br5qj2mb8w
    @user-br5qj2mb8w 5 років тому +759

    I've been standing here for 72 hours
    ~Ryan George 2019

    • @kalomon2806
      @kalomon2806 5 років тому +1

      @top 10 anime accounts No shit, Sherlock.

    • @migy9k599
      @migy9k599 5 років тому

      @top 10 anime accounts an Ironman 3 reference??

    • @kalomon2806
      @kalomon2806 5 років тому +1

      @top 10 anime accounts How is that a whooosh?

    • @em-rc6yc
      @em-rc6yc 5 років тому

      @top 10 anime accounts WOW you have Reddit?!

  • @joelkosinski330
    @joelkosinski330 3 роки тому +2528

    “The shape of your face is f**ked”
    That is an incredible insult, I’m going to use that

    • @yourweirduncle4441
      @yourweirduncle4441 3 роки тому +17

      Sooo true

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 роки тому +71

      Also "Your hair is arbeitrary!"

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 роки тому +42

      "Your hair is arbitrary" was my favourite.

    • @JosephLachh
      @JosephLachh 3 роки тому +28

      please don't. I think the lesson we were supposed to learn is that people who do insults get punched in the face.

    • @IAmAlorel
      @IAmAlorel 3 роки тому +33

      @@JosephLachh Let me introduce you to this thing I like to call getting out of the way. You bend your body to get out of the way of the other person's hand thing, thereby retaining your freedom to point out things you don't like about their face with no consequences whatsoever!

  • @happyfakeboulder644
    @happyfakeboulder644 5 років тому +1380

    "I don't think you blink enough, and your nose is unnecessary." -- A Ryan George clone, 2019

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 5 років тому +2

      @Michael Hinchman the council of Ryan*

    • @sgtpaloogoo2811
      @sgtpaloogoo2811 4 роки тому +1

      How can a nose be unnecessary?
      Lol 😂

    • @johnpatrick1647
      @johnpatrick1647 4 роки тому

      @@sgtpaloogoo2811 You can breathe through your mouth?

  • @zombieregime
    @zombieregime 4 роки тому +5938

    "...well no one told me. Im just winging it out here."
    The realist statement ever about being an adult.

  • @usernametaken4023
    @usernametaken4023 5 років тому +1815

    "I don't think you blink enough"
    _Proceeds to only blink twice the rest of the video_

    • @joemoskowitz7427
      @joemoskowitz7427 5 років тому +35

      YES! I just discovered Ryan's channel. Ryan's the only reason that I'm still subscribed to Screen Rant, and now I have his whole channel to explore!

    • @jamesbarca7229
      @jamesbarca7229 5 років тому +20

      I can't believe I went back and watched it again just to see.
      Btw, it was three.

    • @aiadoc105
      @aiadoc105 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I'm just noticing that for the first time this viewing.

    • @br4dyv
      @br4dyv 4 роки тому +13

      It’s weird though cause blinking is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 4 роки тому +9

      @@br4dyv _But,_ not blinking is *tight!*

  • @legendmairs6064
    @legendmairs6064 3 роки тому +702

    I love how the guy he insulted for never blinking NEVER BLINKED

    • @tn-cj9cc
      @tn-cj9cc 3 роки тому +13

      He did, as the other guy was figuring out how to punch.

    • @fordmustnagisbestcarath5046
      @fordmustnagisbestcarath5046 3 роки тому +3

      you can still not like the look of people not blinking even if you dont blink. its written in the law book

    • @Skulk_system
      @Skulk_system 3 роки тому +4

      @@tn-cj9cc the insult was that he doesn’t blink ENOUGH so that makes sense

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 2 роки тому +1

      Apparently nobody in the Ryanverse blinks 🤔

    • @HitTheFloor16
      @HitTheFloor16 Рік тому +2

      He did in the first few seconds of the video

  • @em-rc6yc
    @em-rc6yc 5 років тому +5079

    Man I love learning about history! Thanks Ryan.

    • @richardidananyavor5347
      @richardidananyavor5347 5 років тому +132

      Learning history from Ryan is tight.

    • @redpanda5389
      @redpanda5389 5 років тому +88

      Learning history from Ryan is super easy barely an inconvenience 😂

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 5 років тому +31

      But wait wouldn't the first creature to stop someone in the face predate humans
      "Whoops"
      "Whoopsie "

    • @xrayian
      @xrayian 5 років тому +7

      Ur comment has more likes than Ryan's 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @neetpride5919
      @neetpride5919 5 років тому +8

      What I really want to learn about is the future. Bring back the Time Traveler From the 1990s!

  • @chumbucket3475
    @chumbucket3475 3 роки тому +1046

    “Your hair is arbitrary” is possibly the best thing I’ve heard in a while

    • @waldolemmer
      @waldolemmer 3 роки тому +13

      I wish mine were arbitrary

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 2 роки тому +6

      All hair is arbitrary.

    • @Flip_Flop82
      @Flip_Flop82 Рік тому +7

      Oh, arbitrary hair is TIGHT

    • @tonypadilla9596
      @tonypadilla9596 Рік тому

      I actually looked up the definition. It's basically "random"

    • @timburlingame5893
      @timburlingame5893 Рік тому +1

      ​@@tonypadilla9596 that is definitively not correct.

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +3934

    "I've been standing here for 72 hours."
    "Why?"
    "Because."
    "That works."

  • @ericbeilmann3649
    @ericbeilmann3649 3 роки тому +279

    Ryan: "Your nose is unnecessary."
    Voldemort: "I couldn't agree more."

  • @dudeman3334
    @dudeman3334 5 років тому +521

    This whole series is like Aliens are trying to understand human culture and they just have some knowledge on humans

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 5 років тому +9

      It reminds me of the Strange Planet comics.

    • @Tammijai
      @Tammijai 5 років тому +2

      Riley Damasco 🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @LazyMode21
      @LazyMode21 5 років тому +10

      That means Ryan is an alien?

    • @filipkofola9460
      @filipkofola9460 5 років тому +3

      Like the marsians of the sesame street

    • @abdulrahmanalhamali1707
      @abdulrahmanalhamali1707 5 років тому +4

      Ryan George actually has a series about that called "Explaining to an Aien"

  • @Roxy_Rox
    @Roxy_Rox 5 років тому +1536

    "I already ate my lunch money"
    Stonks

  • @whatsahandle
    @whatsahandle 5 років тому +1622

    Ending a debate by doing the hand thing is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @ahuman3443
    @ahuman3443 3 роки тому +943

    “It’s like 2 pm I already ate my lunch money”

    • @shoydis
      @shoydis 3 роки тому +89

      “i’ll give whichever one of you knocks the other one out some money”
      “no thanks, I already ate.”
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sadgearino
      @Sadgearino 3 роки тому +8

      Personally I eat the wrapper for the lunch

    • @taneemalam1135
      @taneemalam1135 3 роки тому +6

      I thought that was a mistake lol

    • @totallymlo2052
      @totallymlo2052 3 роки тому +2

      I can hear and even if I couldn’t, I could read the subtitles

    • @taneemalam1135
      @taneemalam1135 3 роки тому +2

      @@totallymlo2052 wdym?

  • @mrsipod
    @mrsipod 5 років тому +1731

    “I’ve been standing here for 72 hours”... just.... why? 😂😂

  • @flxtraa
    @flxtraa 5 років тому +2044

    The first guy to own a property....
    Please do it
    Hknkn_ The first guy to ever have a nightmare or dream
    KagiMarp The first guy to sit down

    • @hknkn_9938
      @hknkn_9938 5 років тому +27

      The first guy to have a nightmare or a dream?

    • @flxtraa
      @flxtraa 5 років тому +8

      Hknkn _ yeah that’s cool too...

    • @sayturn74
      @sayturn74 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 5 років тому +4

      @Name's Future nah, that's every guy

    • @JDCate22
      @JDCate22 5 років тому +1

      What's that?
      Is where i'm going to live!

  • @looshonescastara9836
    @looshonescastara9836 5 років тому +13124

    Alternative Title: "Canadians Fight for the First Time."

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 4 роки тому +161

      Whaattt he's Canadian?

    • @redblueproductions9739
      @redblueproductions9739 4 роки тому +179

      @@fabianatrindade56 No, you are kinda dumb.

    • @emilecaron6976
      @emilecaron6976 4 роки тому +346

      Yes he is Canadian as a matter of fact! 😅

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 4 роки тому +127

      @@emilecaron6976 Haha yes he is! He has either a very subtle accent or I'm pretty bad at detecting it. Idk, I'm not a native Eng speaker 😁

    • @emilecaron6976
      @emilecaron6976 4 роки тому +76

      @@fabianatrindade56 I just know because of the internet 😅
      Don't sell yourself short! 😉

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 3 роки тому +268

    Talking to a video game character be like:
    "I've been standing here for 72 hours, I'm not gonna move now."

    • @ti9erlilly
      @ti9erlilly 3 роки тому +10

      I'm just now realizing that's literally the life of programmed characters in video games. Just waiting for hours, days, months, in the same spot for the player to get back. Man... No wonder the programs in Tron went all crazy. 😂😂😂

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 3 роки тому +2

      @@ti9erlilly You would, too.

    • @xyhmo
      @xyhmo 3 роки тому +3

      That's true of games like Outer Worlds, but not Skyrim or Kingdom Come and others. Those NPCs actually have a life cycle. They work during the day, have a beer during evening, sleep during night, etc. One reason why Outer Worlds felt so lame. There was this one guy who always stood by his computer, day and night, just waiting for the player.

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 2 роки тому +1

      @@xyhmo In fairness it does make it easier to hand in your quest without having to break into the quest-giver's private home in the middle of the night.

  • @S0ulGh0st
    @S0ulGh0st 5 років тому +719

    "I've been standing here for 72 hours, I'm not moving now" I almost choked with my lunch xD

    • @abdulrahmanalhamali1707
      @abdulrahmanalhamali1707 5 років тому +61

      with your lunch money*

    • @pHD77
      @pHD77 5 років тому +7

      That's tight

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 5 років тому +6

      I coughed up a quarter.

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 5 років тому +7

      Truly that line is Python-esque! Yet it sounds so American at the same time...
      Amazing. Can Americans do subtle/absurd humour? I mean, humor?
      Last time I looked, you still had to hire some Canadians to both your fighting and your funning.

    • @S0ulGh0st
      @S0ulGh0st 5 років тому +1

      @@abdulrahmanalhamali1707 Lool

  • @do3807
    @do3807 4 роки тому +3371

    "Nobody told me that, I'm just winging it out here."
    Me, 8 days out of every week

    • @Mr.Yeast2
      @Mr.Yeast2 4 роки тому +46

      i feel a woosh coming

    • @slipperygreasyeasylildoodo6708
      @slipperygreasyeasylildoodo6708 4 роки тому +2

      Doe r/wooosh

    • @te1327
      @te1327 4 роки тому +16

      There's 7 days in a week u fucking idiot

    • @fincky6004
      @fincky6004 4 роки тому +66

      @@te1327 looks like you missed the joke. Now, as a user of reddit, it is my duty to say "r/wooosh"

    • @Between00
      @Between00 4 роки тому +5

      r/woosh

  • @BlueLightningSky
    @BlueLightningSky 5 років тому +84

    The origins of bullying and how it evolved into professional boxing within the same day.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 3 роки тому +480

    "Your nose is unnecessary." is the BEST insult I've heard in years.

    • @btssucks7009
      @btssucks7009 3 роки тому +12

      voldemort be like : (⊙_⊙)

  • @jeromecook1824
    @jeromecook1824 5 років тому +740

    Lol “you need to shut your mouth and stop saying things with it!”
    And......im stealing that

    • @dirtydan2695
      @dirtydan2695 4 роки тому +7

      Rolf 😂..... great thing is it would probably work since they would stop to think about what you just said.

    • @rodrigomorales563
      @rodrigomorales563 4 роки тому +1

      You can't steal that! I'm stealing that!

    • @jeromecook1824
      @jeromecook1824 4 роки тому +5

      @@rodrigomorales563 you cant steal that I’ll have you put in a room for that

    • @rodrigomorales563
      @rodrigomorales563 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeromecook1824 well you stole first. I can put you in a room for THAT.

    • @tayooo1000
      @tayooo1000 4 роки тому +1

      @@jeromecook1824 you need to shut your mouth and stop saying things with it cause I am stealing it

  • @lkim9634
    @lkim9634 5 років тому +390

    Oh man, I liked that completely. I can't make that clear enough. I loved it.

  • @anzor.nakayev
    @anzor.nakayev 5 років тому +380

    Short history of boxing:
    "I want that freakin belt"
    )))

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 5 років тому +4

      Connor McGregor: "Gimme yer belt!"

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony 5 років тому +14

      Short history of pro wrestling:
      "I pretend to want that freakin belt"

  • @johnbones3455
    @johnbones3455 Рік тому +174

    In 3 minutes you invented punching, bullying, unarmed combat and professional boxing. You, sir, are a true renaissance man.

  • @HeadCannon19
    @HeadCannon19 5 років тому +2285

    Why punch someone when you can do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck and save the day?
    Answer: cuz I want that belt

  • @Moonrasor
    @Moonrasor 5 років тому +311

    "I'm just winging it out here"
    That's everyone right?

  • @Mahdi_B
    @Mahdi_B 5 років тому +323

    “I want that freaking belt”
    Lmao I’m dead

    • @sophistanonym1703
      @sophistanonym1703 5 років тому +2

      "From now on when I do the hand thing, I'm gonna call it belting someone."

  • @Orincaby
    @Orincaby 3 роки тому +651

    Ryan George is the only guy who looks normal with or without glasses

    • @HugeESmalls
      @HugeESmalls 3 роки тому +28

      and so many different styles of glasses that you stop noticing when he has a pair youve never seen before

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 3 роки тому +5

      Son of a bleep that's true.

    • @irishpanic
      @irishpanic 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha Ryan George is kinda weird looking. Not as weird looking as me but still 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mallorysnyder1755
      @mallorysnyder1755 3 роки тому +2

      so true

    • @psycheevolved1428
      @psycheevolved1428 3 роки тому +2

      True because we always see him on screen with glasses on and off at the same time, would be the case with anyone.

  • @kennethmcgregor5953
    @kennethmcgregor5953 4 роки тому +378

    "I've been standing here for 74 hours I'm not gonna move now-"
    Hold on you've been what?

    • @kennethapalisok8764
      @kennethapalisok8764 3 роки тому +5

      What

    • @kennethapalisok8764
      @kennethapalisok8764 3 роки тому +10

      @Dhavyn Chamroen-Moran he did not

    • @NotASpyReally
      @NotASpyReally 3 роки тому +5

      @@kennethapalisok8764 WOAH WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

    • @oplars6487
      @oplars6487 3 роки тому +8

      @@NotASpyReally I Kenneth comprehend it either

    • @jeffc5974
      @jeffc5974 3 роки тому +2

      @Dhavyn Chamroen-Moran I'm pretty sure it's the same Kenneth but with different accessories. That means we're supposed to pretend they are different Kenneths.

  • @PieIsGud2808
    @PieIsGud2808 5 років тому +6795

    “I already ate my lunch money”
    “I think you’re supposed to buy lunch with that”
    “I dunno man I’m just winging it here”
    People when they turn 18

  • @vanripley3289
    @vanripley3289 4 роки тому +3013

    Alternate ending: he does a backflip, snaps the other guy’s neck and gets a belt

  • @brianfederkins
    @brianfederkins 3 роки тому +142

    "Okay, how about I give some money to the one of you who knocks the other person out?"
    "Yeah, and I already ate."

    • @MikeTheEntei
      @MikeTheEntei 3 роки тому

      true kekekekekek

    • @muenchhausenmusic
      @muenchhausenmusic 3 роки тому +2

      Absolutely!!! I was scrolling through the comments to find someone who pointed it out, and I should not have had to scroll that much 😂

    • @muenchhausenmusic
      @muenchhausenmusic 3 роки тому +1

      That line actually made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @theneoreformationist
      @theneoreformationist 3 роки тому

      I had just taken a drink, assuming I had a mild break from the humor

  • @jc480
    @jc480 5 років тому +259

    Who thought Ryan would punch Ryan first

  • @bluesides8323
    @bluesides8323 5 років тому +681

    "It's like 2pm, I already ate my lunch money. "
    "I think you're meant to use that to buy food"

    • @NicknotNak
      @NicknotNak 5 років тому +58

      No one told me that! I’m just winging it out here!
      ~ the story of my life.

    • @Nclght
      @Nclght 5 років тому +42

      And the last reference.... "How 'bout I give you some money."... His reply "but I already ate" was sneaky brilliant

    • @TheCbot88
      @TheCbot88 4 роки тому

      i missed that one

  • @devilznevercry4
    @devilznevercry4 5 років тому +485

    Not blinking once was super difficult, very much an inconvenience.

    • @XanderHarris1023
      @XanderHarris1023 5 років тому +21

      Khalid Shh. He’s sensitive about his blinking.

    • @MusicMaster1371760
      @MusicMaster1371760 5 років тому +2

      So what you're saying is that it was super difficult.

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 5 років тому

      damn, didn't notice that

  • @extremelyboredtatsumaki.495
    @extremelyboredtatsumaki.495 3 роки тому +125

    “I don’t know what that meant but I don’t like how that felt.”
    Man, quote of my life.

    • @Drew57720
      @Drew57720 3 роки тому

      Off topic but your profile pic is literally incredible

  • @channel9games666
    @channel9games666 5 років тому +165

    “Hey, listen, I want to talk to you about your face.”
    “Okay, what about it?”
    “I- I don’t like it.”

  • @carsongbaker
    @carsongbaker 5 років тому +527

    "I can give you some money"
    "I already ate!"
    What a legend you are Ryan. Humor game very on point

    • @gnomeyt9339
      @gnomeyt9339 5 років тому +2

      Also he ate the MONEY you... ( does painful hand thing to you )

  • @SkitzLewiss
    @SkitzLewiss 5 років тому +357

    Eating your lunch money is TIGHT!

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 5 років тому +8

      i mean yea.. its gonna be, wen trying to pay the rent when you keep eating the money,

    • @ghanigaming8353
      @ghanigaming8353 5 років тому +3

      yeah yeah yeah

    • @meiju1563
      @meiju1563 5 років тому +1

      Its super easy, barely inconvenience

  • @lugidagamr4274
    @lugidagamr4274 3 роки тому +54

    “It’s like 2:00 pm I already ate my lunch money.” Lmao I’m dying 😵

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 3 роки тому +3

      and the follow up, when the spectator guy wants to pay him, and he says "i already ate"

    • @i5oWasTaken
      @i5oWasTaken 2 роки тому

      I eat lunch at 2.30.

  • @chaviattdarkighte1950
    @chaviattdarkighte1950 4 роки тому +881

    " I wanna talk about your face"
    "Okay"
    "I don't like it"

  • @katejohnson7179
    @katejohnson7179 5 років тому +213

    I'm stealing "Your hair is... arbitrary."

    • @kevo5133
      @kevo5133 4 роки тому +6

      “And your whole face is just...f***ed”
      That’s also a good one to use

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 4 роки тому +1

      You're blatantly never going to say that to anyone. Either of you.

    • @Lumanova
      @Lumanova 4 роки тому +6

      "Your nose is unnecessary"

    • @WillAyeAmNot
      @WillAyeAmNot 4 роки тому +1

      @@RealityCheck6T9 I have legit said both of these things recently after watching this video, so...

  • @marie-helenemartel7147
    @marie-helenemartel7147 5 років тому +48

    " I don't think you blink enough and your nose is unnecessary "
    😂🤣😂
    Merci. Awesome as usual.

    • @childofnewlight
      @childofnewlight 5 років тому +2

      "I'm actually very self-conscious about my blinking!"

  • @evanjoyce5427
    @evanjoyce5427 3 роки тому +47

    “The shape of you face is... fu**ed.” I laughed hysterically for about 5 minutes.

  • @floydhebert3684
    @floydhebert3684 5 років тому +304

    We all expected the Beanie-Ryan to pull the first punch
    I guess Ryan pulled a sneaky on us

    • @AllDayDavis
      @AllDayDavis 4 роки тому +2

      Subverting our expectations is TIGHT

  • @RayThompson777
    @RayThompson777 5 років тому +101

    Next video:
    1st person to buy lunch with lunch money

  • @versatile9239
    @versatile9239 4 роки тому +4637

    This man really bought a green screen, got creative, and got viral.
    *This Is Goals.*

    • @ThatReadingGuy28
      @ThatReadingGuy28 4 роки тому +121

      Or he saved screen rant

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 4 роки тому +62

      He saved screen rant

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 4 роки тому +2

      Stop

    • @davis3816
      @davis3816 4 роки тому +48

      @@immortalsun why tho? He singlehandedly saved screen rant

    • @BudSpencer1890
      @BudSpencer1890 4 роки тому +76

      He saved Screen Rant and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience !

  • @unkn0wni
    @unkn0wni 3 роки тому +453

    the first person to punch someone.... in an era with cellphones, houses, money, modern clothes and glasses.

    • @TheMrFish
      @TheMrFish 3 роки тому +80

      The Ryan George timeline certainly is something

    • @vaporouselm9932
      @vaporouselm9932 3 роки тому +9

      @@TheMrFish He's secretly a hot dog

    • @shin1344
      @shin1344 3 роки тому +26

      Its canada

    • @DoABarrelRol1l
      @DoABarrelRol1l 3 роки тому +19

      @@TheMrFish Has anyone found a way to put them in order? This clearly came out after the house episode.
      And the Death episode came before the Swimming episode.

    • @Kristibek
      @Kristibek 3 роки тому +2

      @@shin1344 oh that makes sense

  • @armandomarenco5967
    @armandomarenco5967 5 років тому +4247

    This turned from “The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone” to “The First Guy To Ever Get Punched” to “The First Guy To Ever Be A Bully” to “The First Boxing Match Ever” real quick
    Thx for the likes and BKninja for the first guy to get punched one

    • @BeautifulEarthJa
      @BeautifulEarthJa 5 років тому +79

      Talk about escalation lol

    • @zacktobin8026
      @zacktobin8026 5 років тому +132

      Which guy was the first one to be a bully?
      Unclear!
      Fair enough!

    • @gregorymerry5408
      @gregorymerry5408 5 років тому +23

      Trifectas are tight!

    • @haagenneldeberg6787
      @haagenneldeberg6787 5 років тому +13

      I am so glad some of you got that. 😀 I was getting tired of looking at the same copy pasted comments about things being tight or other Ryan George references.

    • @Defrap22
      @Defrap22 5 років тому +13

      @@haagenneldeberg6787 youre not tight
      ..

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 років тому +146

    *Cain:* Why use your hand when you can use a rock
    *Abel:* _Dude....uncool_

    • @skullandmelodiesd.c.3137
      @skullandmelodiesd.c.3137 5 років тому +5

      Cain: it I'll be super easy bearly an inconvenience

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 5 років тому +3

      @@skullandmelodiesd.c.3137 then Abel did a back flip and broke Cain neck
      the end

    • @Reignor99
      @Reignor99 5 років тому +6

      Fratricide is _TIGHT_

    • @Pecivaal
      @Pecivaal 5 років тому +5

      unexpected Oversimplified reference is tight!

  • @dannybenhur6123
    @dannybenhur6123 5 років тому +69

    So this is a PUNCH MEETING...

  • @kommissarlive9773
    @kommissarlive9773 3 роки тому +30

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Ryan when he's standing infront of a mirror:

  • @KHANIMATION
    @KHANIMATION 5 років тому +73

    Me: pitch meetings is such a brilliant idea. It’s gonna be pretty tough to come up with another concept that strong.
    Ryan George: Actually...

    • @3oct1111
      @3oct1111 5 років тому +9

      Ryan George: Actually... it's super easy, barley an inconvenience

  • @InternetSuperstarDavidElliott
    @InternetSuperstarDavidElliott 5 років тому +357

    5 Years from now:
    Ryan George just uploaded: The First Guy to Commit Tripple Homicide While Standing on One Leg

    • @ajmalks6298
      @ajmalks6298 5 років тому +3

      Shit joke

    • @daedula7457
      @daedula7457 5 років тому +20

      And he just does it to be the first. Just straight up murders three people for the meme

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 5 років тому +4

      He's not making these that fast.

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 5 років тому

      It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @cylasbreakdown6140
    @cylasbreakdown6140 4 роки тому +72

    “Well I’ve been standing here for 72 hours and I’m not moving now!”
    Underrated!

  • @turtletoons636
    @turtletoons636 3 роки тому +26

    2:13 The single most relatable line ever

  • @tira2993
    @tira2993 4 роки тому +170

    "I don't think you blink enough, and your nose is unnecessary."
    "Hey, I'm really sensitive about my blinking."
    💀🤣

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 роки тому +1

      I like how he immediately doesn't blink.

    • @harshailani8928
      @harshailani8928 2 роки тому

      John mulaney voice, "THAT'S WHAT I AM SENSITIVE ABOUT! "

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 роки тому +283

    0:41.
    *“You blink too much and your nose is unnessisary.”*
    I’m going to say that to everyone when i’m mad from now on.

  • @tanaymody3390
    @tanaymody3390 5 років тому +430

    The first guy to dance will be fun
    If you want him to do it like

    • @benstar242
      @benstar242 5 років тому

      No

    • @tanaymody3390
      @tanaymody3390 5 років тому +1

      @Planet Purgatory I don't have a channel
      There are no vids

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 5 років тому

      That would be 😎

  • @Linkga420
    @Linkga420 3 роки тому +296

    "How about I give some money to the one of you that knocks the other person out?"
    (...)
    "I already ate"
    underrated joke

  • @happykrogan8711
    @happykrogan8711 5 років тому +63

    Standing somwhere for 72 hours is TIGHT.

    • @lkchandnani
      @lkchandnani 5 років тому

      He probably was standing for 72 hours in the line to buy the iPhone 11 max.

    • @3oct1111
      @3oct1111 5 років тому +1

      It's super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @FabDoesStuff
    @FabDoesStuff 5 років тому +131

    THEORY TIME! The guy standing for 72 hours was listening to the "I made this up guy" then he left and became a depressed person

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 роки тому +6

      Or...
      Lining up for the new iSock?
      Or for tickets to watch the mouth noises guy. Not this one. The Ba Bup Bup Guy

    • @scamlikely3457
      @scamlikely3457 4 роки тому +1

      But that’s a theory a film theory

    • @qzbnyv
      @qzbnyv 4 роки тому

      Fab4GameZ I think the guy standing there for 72 Hours was actually the Second Guy to Ever Clean Himself. Back in his dirty days, he used to like standing in the one spot for a long time staring at nothing.

  • @InneWinneCinema
    @InneWinneCinema 5 років тому +93

    Its 2pm, I already ate my lunch money, LMAOOOO

    • @michaeldorosh5047
      @michaeldorosh5047 5 років тому

      Nicely echoed later when he says "I already ate" in response to the offer of money to fight....

  • @craigrobbins2463
    @craigrobbins2463 3 роки тому +18

    OHMGosh Ryan insulting himself for his looks is the best thing.

  • @mountainglidr
    @mountainglidr 5 років тому +800

    "Why don't I give some money to the person who knocks the other one out?"
    "No thanks man"
    "Yeah, and I already ate"
    Bringing it back to him eating his lunch money 😂

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 4 роки тому +22

      I know it sounds stupid, but thanks. I didn't get that and knew I missed something there. lol

    • @Hadahuda
      @Hadahuda 4 роки тому

      Galaxis you arent joking? you really didnt get that?

    • @CuriousDiscourse
      @CuriousDiscourse 4 роки тому +8

      @@Hadahuda To be fair most people probably would have to rewatch it to get it.

    • @Hadahuda
      @Hadahuda 4 роки тому +1

      Curious Discourse i wouldnt say most people i would say half of people maybe

    • @mikeCD62
      @mikeCD62 4 роки тому +1

      That sleeper was the best part of the video

  • @Kali-bs7oj
    @Kali-bs7oj 5 років тому +206

    How about I give you some money?
    “I already ate”
    😂

  • @nekokoishi
    @nekokoishi 5 років тому +57

    So this is the origin of boxing.
    You learn something new everyday.

  • @riskyworks
    @riskyworks 3 роки тому +7

    "I already ate my lunch money"
    "Aren't you meant to use it to buy lunch"
    "Nobody told me that"

  • @_MC529
    @_MC529 5 років тому +37

    "Well I noticed.. the whole thing"
    is probably the funniest thing of the year😂😂😂😂😂

  • @benvoliothefirst
    @benvoliothefirst 5 років тому +12

    Canadian level 1000%. Also, Ryan, stop worrying about your face, man. I know it's hard in this culture, but... we love you.

  • @EnderShard
    @EnderShard 4 роки тому +84

    No one gonna realise how Ryan punched himself multiple times and it was so well done none of us even noticed

  • @lantastic1
    @lantastic1 Рік тому +1

    Always a chuckle, you never disappoint.

  • @Lycanthromancer1
    @Lycanthromancer1 5 років тому +67

    So they're gonna fight each other for money. Soon, more and more people will join in, and they'll need to construct a stadium just to hold their punch-a-thons in.
    They shall call it: _The Punch Bowl._

    • @valdish9620
      @valdish9620 5 років тому

      No, they're gonna attract more people, and eventually start a club, and start making anti corporate activities that continue to escalate until they blow up a bunch of buildings.

    • @lucygregory1416
      @lucygregory1416 5 років тому +1

      @@valdish9620 Shhhh... you're not supposed to talk about it

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому +1

      I feel like the punching thing becomes stale quickly because people move away too easily.
      Eyy we could box them in, have them fight in the box club.

    • @claudeanello3362
      @claudeanello3362 4 роки тому

      Awesome name,seems like an interesting concept,like a Wolf Lord or something

  • @sign543
    @sign543 4 роки тому +462

    “I didn’t like the sounds you were making with you mouth, so I thought if I put my hand there pretty fast it might obstruct your whole speaking area without you noticing...” 😂 I feel like this would be a reasonable way to justify to the cops the reason for punching someone.

    • @EagleflightAnimations
      @EagleflightAnimations 4 роки тому +13

      I’m using that if I ever had to punch someone

    • @kevo5133
      @kevo5133 4 роки тому +8

      I really want to remember that so I can use it one day

    • @furymonger5395
      @furymonger5395 4 роки тому +4

      @@EagleflightAnimations i doubt they would give you the time to say anything because their first reaction would be to punch back

    • @charleswarden291
      @charleswarden291 2 роки тому

      WHY IS THIS NOT IN THE PLAYBOOK?!?

    • @Tsuki-Sii
      @Tsuki-Sii 2 роки тому

      @@furymonger5395 Most people now a days a weak af. And one punch is most of the enough honestly.

  • @MannyEmm
    @MannyEmm 3 роки тому +11

    “I want that freakin belt”….excellent vid. You could even do a part two, which include a where and the different rounds and someone to stand around and watch for low blows. You are talented, Ryan!

  • @tatsuuuuuu
    @tatsuuuuuu 5 років тому +67

    3:00 the funniest line in my opinion "Yeah and I already ate" xD

  • @johngr1747
    @johngr1747 3 роки тому +38

    "I've been standing here for 72 hours" resting wasn't invented yet I see.

  • @irfanaparveen9908
    @irfanaparveen9908 5 років тому +302

    "How did you punch someone?"
    "It was actually super easy barely an inconvenience."

    • @nekodragonanimations3314
      @nekodragonanimations3314 5 років тому +5

      Oh really?

    • @shadowfoxhd6798
      @shadowfoxhd6798 5 років тому +10

      punching people is tight!

    • @rlamas4783
      @rlamas4783 5 років тому +1

      @Kevin The Intern its a reference to his videos on another channel screen rant's movie pitches they're very good

    • @leroylowe5921
      @leroylowe5921 5 років тому +4

      Wow wow wow!

    • @ricardoalves9605
      @ricardoalves9605 5 років тому

      @@rlamas4783 But the structure is still prety bad, if it at least said "How COULD you punch someone", then that response would bee apropriate
      But these comments are so unorginal, every comment with this guy is filled with forced references

  • @TheBluEyedKing
    @TheBluEyedKing 3 роки тому +2

    I love these videos, just went back to the videos in 2019 again.

  • @joesterstudios
    @joesterstudios 5 років тому +63

    The first guy to have decaf coffee
    Make it happen Ryan.

    • @hasanwith1s
      @hasanwith1s 5 років тому +1

      Or just the first guy to make coffee
      Like what even is coffee

    • @MojoChino
      @MojoChino 5 років тому

      Omg yes

    • @peterburns3902
      @peterburns3902 5 років тому +1

      @@hasanwith1s coffee is bean juice

  • @CommanderSpaceDog
    @CommanderSpaceDog 4 роки тому +59

    “I already ate my lunch money”

  • @jackcoleman5955
    @jackcoleman5955 5 років тому +125

    “I want that friggin’ belt!”
    ...can’t argue with that logic...

  • @ericmaloney3889
    @ericmaloney3889 3 роки тому +7

    "Do that hand thing to each other." - Things said to frat pledges for 600, Alex.

  • @Chris_Cross
    @Chris_Cross 4 роки тому +158

    Pointing his ears out in line-up would be super easy - barely an inconvenience.

  • @charlierashi100
    @charlierashi100 5 років тому +188

    Hang on, In the RCU (Ryan Cinematic Universe), punching has only just become a thing? Alright then.
    By the way, could you do the first person to swear?

    • @flatulentman1142
      @flatulentman1142 5 років тому +17

      I think it's a prequel. It then leads to doing a backflip, breaking the bad guy's neck and saving the day.

    • @charlierashi100
      @charlierashi100 5 років тому +5

      Daniel Duffy, that would make sense.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 5 років тому +4

      This is One Punch Man Origins

  • @abdullahx4908
    @abdullahx4908 4 роки тому +152

    First guy to kill someone
    Ryan: Can you please help, my friend is asleep and there’s something red and wet coming out of him. I hit him and he’s not waking up

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 роки тому +12

      It'd actually start with "Hi! Hello there!"

    • @arrrrrrrr6593
      @arrrrrrrr6593 3 роки тому +15

      "So, do you have a crime for me?"
      "Yes, sir. I do."
      "Woah, I have to put you in a room for that."

  • @PeterParker-qi7co
    @PeterParker-qi7co 3 роки тому +6

    The “arggghhh that’s the dumbest animal” gets me every time

  • @skollseye7068
    @skollseye7068 5 років тому +26

    "Nobody told me that! I'm just winging it out here."
    Relatable

  • @Umayrica
    @Umayrica 5 років тому +141

    He just stopped blinking after his blinking got insulted
    0:44

    • @bl5533
      @bl5533 5 років тому +1

      Umayrica I just realized that

  • @mr.knightthedetective7435
    @mr.knightthedetective7435 5 років тому +39

    0:54 "the shape of your face is, f*cked" lmao 😂

  • @jeremykothe2847
    @jeremykothe2847 9 місяців тому +1

    This video is tight. -ly composed and delivered.