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- Опубліковано 17 чер 2018
- Half-Life really is the gift that keeps on giving.
Twitch: / jollywangcore
Twitter: / jollywangcore
Maps:
www.moddb.com/games/half-life...
www.moddb.com/games/half-life...
www.moddb.com/games/half-life...
www.moddb.com/games/half-life...
www.moddb.com/games/half-life...
www.moddb.com/games/half-life...
Songs (in order of appearance) :
Soul Calibur 3 OST: Crimson Feast
Quirky Dog-Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Half life OST: Closing theme - Ігри
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Tomodachi Life 1-57 Extended Special](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tVKHNmmaFkc/mqdefault.jpg)
and then the scientist turned himself into a soda vending machine, funniest shit i've ever seen
He goes by Dr Vender funniest shit I’ve ever seen
he was in a bit of a pickle there......
@@spookyscaryskeletons578 _generic laugh sound_
@@tunis4 i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/031/332/temp3.jpg
@@spookyscaryskeletons578 ah yes
But the question remains:
Who is killed me?
CheetahG killed me is dead
@Edward James Kenway boi
I did it I has killed you
Does anyone actually know the name of this mod? I could pay to play that masterpiece.
Most importantly, don't anger the fish.
Hey, catch me later, I'll buy you a beer.
Been in suspension for 20 years, still waiting on that beer
I hit like on this, then removed it because it was at a ‘nice’ level
I want the Corona beer.
WHERE IS IT BARNEY
Where is the beer Calhoun.
6:08 I like how the first thing he says is “hey it’s a black man”
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funny
@@janvaz5391 Shut Up 2:32
From what I can find, the "QTHOTH" map is supposed to be a musical instrument of some kind made in the goldsource engine.
nice
0:59 "Every good mod starts with a Russian voiceover."
The fact that that wasn't Russian shows that this was indeed, a bad mod.
perfect, even though I’m Russian, I didn’t understand anything that was there, probably it really wasn’t in Russian
Sounds like Romanian to me… I am Russian and don’t understand a damn bit
@@orange0666 pretty sure it isn't
Think it was either Romanian or really garbled Polish. ... Maybe another European language? It's definitely European.
Don't take my word for it though. I'm American and it's a miracle if we know two or three languages.
its Polish, but the quality is so shitty you can only hear singular polish words
"I've never struggled so hard to kill myself."
-Jolly Wancore
Judging by his ability to die 100 times in his plays....
"i'm not even doing anything and i'm dying- its not my fault" many in the Gulags said the same thing.
He had Xen trees all around him and still fucked up.
relatable
1:21 it's in Polish, but so distorted that even I thought it was in Russian
I have to prove you wrong, it's actually Slovak language, he's saying "...Druhá úloha pozostáva z prehriatia reaktora..."
@@theLaRRy333 um... Actually it's Italian. Poonananba jfmamlaa kfjakaka.
@@darqv9358 No, Im italian and it says "Noi amiamo la pizza vaffanculo"
God dammit, I was so close...
Or.....
Its moon runes
It says
ᚠᛟᚱ᛫ᚾᛁᚾᛖ᛫ᚾᛁᚷᚺᛏᛋ᛬ᛁ᛫ᛞᛁᛞ᛫ᚾᛟᛏ᛫ᛋᛚᛖᛖᛈ᛭
9:53 *”SCP-106 Has been recontained successfully”*
*"Containment Unit: Mobile Task Force."*
НЕПОНЕЛ
@@scp_035 что?
@@apchistuz Деда в камеру верни
why do all comment sections I know turn Russian
9:34 these things scared the FUCK out of me when I first played half life, and still kinda do.
It's the only enemy model I know where it's junky animation and glitchy physics make it unnerving. I played through Half Life not too long ago, and I was prepared to face it in the water. But then I jumped on a platform to safety, and it glitched its way up to attack me. I was cursing at the screen and freak-out jumping.
There is something uncanny about the 3D engines of the time. They are detailed enough that you know what it's supposed to be, but simple enough that your mind fills in the gaps. The animations are fluid enough for a proper illusion of human motion, but janky enough to feel off.
Like the first Skaarj encounter in Unreal. You're in a hallway, just pushed the switchin room at the end and on your way back, the music fades out, barricades move in the way to block your escape and piece by piece the lights turn off.
Then the wall opens and the enemy comes out of a small room behind the wall. It's dark, the only light source being gunfire.
Up until that point the only enemies were weird things on the ceiling that shoot darts and clunky guys who shoot slow rockets that are easy to dodge.
And now you're in a dark hallway with a fast enemy that closes the distance while firing laser balls and can dodge!
@@HappyBeezerStudios I loved that game. And that moment is one of my favorite in gaming.
That game has so much atmosphere. (Chef's kiss)
3:35 Someone just managed to record their DMT trip artisticly.
I really enjoyed that one.
8:00 This is due to the mapper not extending those columns all the way to the ground with the idea that this could save some w_polys, which may be true sometimes, especially for cylindrical geometry touching the floor. Your grenade landed under one of those pillars in like a 1 unit wide gap and exploded where it couldn't see any of the trip mines.
Jolly and DeSinc should livestream themselves playing the entirety of Synergy together.
Desinc is inside of the rocket at the end of EP 2 flying into space and jolly is stuck trying to get out of the train at the start of HL2
DeSinc: "all right so we're gonna initiate an accelerated backhop and skip the building raid section"
Jolly: * somehow managed to get the can stuck between the trash can and the wall, and can't progress as a result *
DeSinc: "Nah don't need the airboat just gonna fly over the toxic water see ya maaaaaaaaaaate"
Jolly: * keeps crashing the boat and dying as a result *
DeSinc: "Now that we're on the highway the game really opens up so we're just gonna leave-" *backhops away at mach 3*
Jolly: * searching every inch of a small ambush spot looking for a battery to open the gate, not realizing it was on the shelf below the battery holder *
DeSinc: "I'm just gonna follow Breen down the elevator, he seeks pretty chill, wish he would look at me though"
Jolly: * Gets in the wrong pod thingy and gets zapped *
DeSinc: Now, this entire section is optional, so we’re just gonna- *Proceeds to teleport halfway across the world*
Jolly: * Somehow manages to quicksave while falling down the silo *
cheezkid26 jolly and desinc are the same person
@@rcollosi lol not at all
I'm glad that you're still adding those subtitles to your videos even with the voice overs now. This is not only helpful to people without audio, but also keeps the original character of your videos in place.
NutHoofd The “looks like I’m gonna survive this with all my parts” and the text flattening with the guard were a good touch
nowadays he doesnt even do that, makes me sad to not be able to watch his recent videos
The Blue Shift one is still one of my favorites regarding the subtitles. When he keeps naming all the Barney clones and keeps messing up the names. Borty? Batthew?
4:04 that one is actually quite good
Agreed
10:37 I like how when the soldier said move it it disappeared
He said MOVEMENT! But i get the joke
Sorry this took so long, I was learning how to use after effects. This video was effectively my guinea pig.
Edit: I have been informed the language I thought was Russia actually isn't... woops.
A Jolly Wangcore love ur videos! Always waiting for them
dad
A Jolly Wangcore i love ur vids allot
np
A Jolly Wangcore wtf were they smoked when they made these
1:03 That sounded like slovak language more than russian.
He said something like ,,Prvou úlohou je infiltrovať sa do objetku". Which means ,,Our first misson is to infiltrate the building"
yeah, and then he adds "Prvá úloha pozostáva z prehliadky areálu" which means "The first mission consists of inspection of area.
@@Qu1er I know DATE, but it's in polish. "Wróg wraca do obiektu" which means "enemy returns to the object"
Он русский!
I don't speak any slavic language, but I know loanwords when I see them
"I'll be happy to survive this with all my parts"
*dies*
SHIIIZZZAAAA
SHIZAAAAAAAAA
no
Even after coming back to this so many times I still can't figure out why 9:49 is so funny
It is hilarious. Thing hops around, stops, stares at you, then proceeds to burrow into the floor
It’s like a UA-cam poop happening live
5:28 i like how the chat became a spam of
SHIIIIISAAAAAAAAA when that happened
SHIIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAAA
SHIIIIZAAAAAA
SHIIIIIIIIIZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHIIIIZZZZAAAAAAA
im going to be the one to ruin this
but who is killed me?
@Ol Al r/wooooosh
Jah
sex
“Yes! This is the lab, where is research human cells!”
If only the creator can research English
Ugh, it’s always my worse comments that get the most attention.
Crimson Lancer why do I find you everywhere. I saw you 4 times today
@Capricorn no its because crimson watches his video
I'd love Jolly do more of those funny maps!
Deathro r/woooosh
The creator probably forgot English after learning the mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.
10:25. Suppressing fire with grenades. Love it.
*"You can't even die right in this game" -Pyrocynical*
he said that about hunt down the Freeman
Yes, that is an original quote from him that he definitely didn't steal from anywhere and was the first one to say
@Ida Bagus Paramarta Premananda primaryschool
No shit it's a joke, why does everyone always try to use that as an excuse for a shitty comment? I know it's a joke, it's still not good.
@Ida Bagus Paramarta Premananda primaryschool
Nigga I don't need a lesson on the internet. I can guarantee I was on here before you were born. All you did was explain shit I already know. Something being complicated isn't a reason for making excuses.
@@warblenoise stfu
Good job converting a .zip file into video format!
This joke is so bad and ingenious at the same time.
@@__asher__ You can't swear properly either lmao
I love how jolly's first instinct after hearing loud thunder was to insult it
"Who is killed me" with the X-Files music is obviously a meme. Like "what if *blank* is not kill?"
*,,Who is killed me?"*
That's a good English right there..
Grammar*
DavidSeriosuL joaca Whoooosh
r/wooosh XD
@@davidseriosuljoaca3960 I'm deeply sorry, but you must be r/whoooshed, good Sir.
in soviet russia, life halfs you
Yama Gaymen.
IN TWICE!)$+;&+$8#2;-_)9196!_(3;5 NSMCKVPPSBR!&!;3:$
@asdsadsadsadasdas fbioepnup in Soviet Russia brain dead fucking you
Серьёзно?
@@cptnsquires That was actually Czech :/
5:50
**FREEMAN YOU FOOL!**
Funniest thing I've seen in the last month tbh.
3:34 this is the perfect map to play when you have the chance to trip on any psychedelics
Ah, who could forget the wise words of the scientist, "that why? bis I *I* that's *odd* I mo a *that's* n bip n I *yea* this mo a"? Truly a mind far ahead of his time.
At least a mind ahead of his mouth.
So far ahead of his time he didn't know what to say and tripped over every word.
I just realized I’ve been watching you for 3 years.
Pajamapants Jack I just found out about him today
Nice pfp
Sauce?
Same here actually
There's link in the channel description tho.
Every American knows there's only one language in the Eastern Europe.
even a polish dude, the language that's in i think, admitted that that voice was so distorted even he thought it was russian
Jolly is not American
@@sirbreadstick what? who could've guessed?
twitch0 not the OP
@@pootisspencer9586 op was making a joke
1:00 Thats not russian(уж поверьте мне)
Yes this isn't russian (сука блять)
Po polsku to jest
Это русский
@@nxm08 держи в курсе
Its not polsky Its Slovak language Trust me ITS SLOVAK
So I installed some garbage...
and made boring video with that garbage
Mr.Pat and played it....
Tolbka Miskin the vid was entertaining af
Yeah....
INSTALLING VIDEOS.
We're into some virus stuff here.
*sees that A Jolly Wangcore uploaded*
_Time to crack out the whiskey cabinet._
Just An Edit you mean wank it a little?
Normalion Ex *pulls out the gentleman and some tissues*
You know, the cabinet stored in the whiskey cabinet cabinet.
Did you just sign your comment with "the whiskey cabinet"?
**pass the whiskey**
No one:
Absolutely no one:
The soldiers in Half-life: TAKE THIS
*THROWS GRENADES*
What do you mean “no one”? The soldiers in Stalker do the same.
That "ғɪʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʟᴇ" made me laugh 2 minutes straight, thanks!
4:05 the arena map actually looks well made and effort put in. and the russian one too, if not for just way too frustrating difficulty. But you can see the effort put in.
6:35 *GORDON HELPS TO BARNEY BY ANOTHER WAY* ..
9:37 im sorry for the ones with tryphobia
10:46
It doesn’t exist, shut the fuck up
@@coffee4682 mad
You maked that mode?
@@coffee4682 mad
12:30
when your trying to think of a comeback online
I can relate
1 grenade
2 grenade
red grenade
blue grenade
Gunslinger Chief Keef Colors?
♫ I see one nade two nade red nade blue nade ♫
So.... Three frags, one incendiary, and one emp? Sounds about right.
Dr Kartoffel
Man's not thot
Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out
when Jolly dies without saving
*SPEEDRUUUUNNNNNNNNNN*
Nobody:
HL fish demon: HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU
Don't Anger the Fish
Its an itchyosaur an mammal who wants a life with family
5:26 SHIIIIIIIZZAAAAAAA!!!!
Now its russian lol
3:37 when you rub ur eyes too hard
In the process of learning the mistakes I made from that one mod I made (A Random Day at Black Mesa), I have since started learning how to make maps, and god forbid I hope with what I learn I don't make anything close to some of the worst maps featured here.
Ok
Ok
Ok
Alright
Cool
Thing is, this is all better than I can do because I can't even build the map without errors.
I like to believe that the room at 8:29 is a genuine experiment in Black Mesa.
They already send teams to Zen before the whole resonance cascade, so there is a chance the scientists already know headcrabs. And if they somehow find a fixed teleport exit that just keeps putting out headcrabs, build a room around it to find the best way to eliminate them.
3:18
Stay down. Stay down.
Stay down. Stay down.
Stay down. Stay down.
STAY DOWN
STAY DOWN
STAY DOWN
STAY DOWN
STAY DOWN
STAY DOWN
STAY DOWN
STAY DOWN
STAY DOWN
STAY DOWN
STAY DOWN
STAY DOWN
6:43 I tought gay porn movies forbidden on youtube
9:43 this creature haunted me for 5 years till now
I've been subbed to you for a while and it's been awesome watching your progression over the years. Thanks for all the content.
5:00 and memories of "Hazardous Course" surface back in the mind
*cue "Meet the Doctor"*
I finally understand why I enjoy these videos. It's a similar thing to SovietWomble's stylistic captioning, randomness, and the natural reactions. I've finally found my two favorite UA-camr's :')
A grunt will never stop saying "Stay down.", just as Jolly never heard.
* guy speak Slovak *
Jolly: "Every good mod starts with a Russian voice over"
"UNBREAKABLE UNION OF FREEBORN REPUBLICS (that broke decades ago)"
Thank you for taking the time to stream, edit, compile it, and post it.
"I'll be happy to survive this with all my parts!" famous last words
There are some hidden gems. The maze, the head crab killing machine are the ones that stood out.
13:00
Just adorable...
6:44 "think we're moving a little bit too fast here".
*proceeds to kill him*
WHHAHAJAAHAHAHAHAHA
2:40
Cry of Fear, budget edition
4:46 the crack life's shotgun
3:33 best representation of the neuromancer matrix. Even better then system shock
Your videos are amazing! Love the editing, hope to see more.
The arena one looks like it could’ve been a really cool idea
That's an adorable orange bear you've got there at the end.
STAY DOWN STAY DOWN STAY DOWN
9:04 "Who is killed me?" :D nice lol
00:13 Exactly like my life.
to come here every now and then to watch this is just a must do.
This is my first time seeing any of your content, and I must say, you are goddamn hilarious! Keep up the good work
"weve reached the bottom of the barrel and weve broken through and just kept going"-my life summed up in one sentance.
11:47 this is friday night funkin before friday night funkin
Love your outro :) that music kicks ass Mr Freeman
0:55 Thats not russian
Don't you remember?
*No russian.*
Akeela Kill Aw fuck. What language is it?
A Jolly Wangcore RUSSIAN @_@
Some slavic language, but not Russian
Very helpful to say it's not russian but not saying what language it is. Jolly, maybe you should start using hard bass every time there is slavic mods
12:29
That
Why?
Bis
I
I
That's
Odd
I
Mo
A
That's
N
Bip
N
I
(I dont think I'm doing this right.)
Yea
This
Mo
A
Doge Legend hehehehehe
Doge Legend lol 😂 😂😂😂
Can't stop returning to this masterpiece
3:18 “Steakhouse. Steakhouse. Steakhouse. Steakhouse.”
_-HECU Grunt_
Hey guys. Desinc here
I'm going to stop you right there
Hey Desinc. Guys here
Hey Vsauce. Michael here.
WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS
Hey Michael. Vsauce here.
5:10 Kinda reminds me of the first map in Quake II.
"I couldn't even kill myself properly" made me think about some horrible stuff while still laughing at the video and then contemplate how and why it happened.. Watching Jolly videos can't be good for my brain.
I couldn't stop laughing when you single handedly caused the death of everyone you encountered completely unintentionally.. well, except for Barney
9:54 I literally got a Headache after laughing so much xD
*Don't Anger The Fish* xD
I know this is late but... me too. I was laughing so hard my throat was cold and aching. I don't know, something about the way it crawls around is just hilarious to me.
Love these hilarious videos. A Jolly WANKER
Man you've got a really good translator on russian! I don't know who is that hero, but translations on russian subtitles are just brilliant! BTW great content, thank you for your show, you have a nice sense of humor!
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your name reminds me of the major from S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
@@minelayer26 oh, this surname is very spreaded in russian speaking regions, it's like Smith for english speaking people
@@MrIgorKuznetsov whats the equivalent of john over therr
@@minelayer26 John(Eng.) - Iohanan(Jew.) - Ivan(Rus.), pretty popular name here btw
playing these for quarantine rn
In all bad situations say:
*Not my fault*
9:49
Sounds like a Banjo-Kazooie character
I swear I watch this entire series every month
"We have Scientist Slaughterhouse at home..."
Scientist Slaughterhouse at home: 2:23
What a great return.
*STAY DOWN*
*STAY DOWN*
*STAY DOWN*
*STAY DOWN*
*STAY DOWN*
That art house one, I think it may have been an attempt to represent 4th dimensional space using source? That our just meant to be nausea inducing.
I love this channel
Just because this.. *QUALITY CONTENT*
Гимн СССР. Текст 1977 года
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Припев:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
На правое дело он поднял народы,
на труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
Припев:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
И красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Припев:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Гимн Российской Федерации
Гимн России. Текст 2001 года
Россия - священная наша держава,
Россия - любимая наша страна.
Могучая воля, великая слава -
Твоё достоянье на все времена!
Припев:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
От южных морей до полярного края
Раскинулись наши леса и поля.
Одна ты на свете! Одна ты такая -
Хранимая Богом родная земля!
Припев:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
Широкий простор для мечты и для жизни
Грядущие нам открывают года.
Нам силу даёт наша верность Отчизне.
Так было, так есть и так будет всегда!
Припев:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
LENIN!
what
@@creatrplays USSR and RF anthem.