So I Installed Half-Life Google Translate Edition...

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  • @JollyWangcore
    @JollyWangcore  4 роки тому +11944

    Still not quite sure why I was so amused by this but oh boy was I.

    • @realcanadiensneverdie
      @realcanadiensneverdie 4 роки тому +17

      Lovely.

    • @mrgrinderman8861
      @mrgrinderman8861 4 роки тому +187

      Oh and jolly there's also opposing force and blue shift Google translate hehe

    • @VIRTUALESENCE
      @VIRTUALESENCE 4 роки тому +20

      Play more HL2 stuff, they do b funny

    • @scrubsodium
      @scrubsodium 4 роки тому +17

      Never complained about this one. fairly well made shitpost. Wanker

    • @bkt0w047
      @bkt0w047 4 роки тому +15

      This entire video was the shit post to end all shit posts
      Made me laugh the whole way through too

  • @dravz9930
    @dravz9930 4 роки тому +14824

    Person 1: *"What does our device do?"*
    Person 2: *"Haven't decided yet."*
    That was the true cause of the Black Mesa incident.

  • @DylanDarko666
    @DylanDarko666 4 роки тому +2961

    “Hold me” “I’m in the abyss” damn these soldiers really going through it

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 4 роки тому +5591

    the original line was "hello gordon."
    it translated to "napkin story."
    After a bit of re-doing it was more like "Hello freeman" Or "Greetings Freeman."

  • @DONKFORTRESS6956
    @DONKFORTRESS6956 Рік тому +1101

    I just realized that the marine dying and saying "HEY DOCTOR" was probably a mistranslation of "MEDIC!!"

    • @saschahofmann2421
      @saschahofmann2421 Рік тому +103

      Imagen bleeding out on the grounde, but instead shouting MEDIC! you cammly say hey doctor.

    • @duothehybrid
      @duothehybrid Рік тому +25

      I love the cutoff on the line

    • @joltz..2042
      @joltz..2042 7 місяців тому +22

      But how did "Greetings!" Turn into "Napkin story."

    • @TheBananaMan971
      @TheBananaMan971 2 місяці тому +5

      DOKTOR!

    • @daviroblox0089
      @daviroblox0089 25 днів тому +1

      "hello the Cicero,looks like there are slow"

  • @MrLEADshed
    @MrLEADshed 3 роки тому +5069

    "You're old, and wrong"
    The hardest roast I've ever heard

  • @CCTVRECORDING0000001
    @CCTVRECORDING0000001 4 роки тому +3112

    "Our success may change, you agree?"
    "You're old *and* wrong!"

  • @TheWhatyr
    @TheWhatyr 4 роки тому +1504

    "I want to ask of this person responsible for this matter"
    Is he asking for the manager?

    • @assassinproject5586
      @assassinproject5586 4 роки тому +152

      Philosophical Karen

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 роки тому +47

      i wan't to ask for the manager. this resonance cascade is not acceptable.

    • @nekipeh7373
      @nekipeh7373 4 роки тому +19

      I see orangeS

    • @fightydragon3287
      @fightydragon3287 4 роки тому +27

      He is Baren, barny + karen = baren

  • @ChatookaMusic
    @ChatookaMusic Рік тому +699

    That scientist looking directly at him and saying "don't laugh" just as he was dying of laughter was an out of body experience

  • @littlemeap7418
    @littlemeap7418 4 роки тому +1797

    Napkin story: You’ll just have to wait until after the test

  • @BigPapaKaiser
    @BigPapaKaiser 4 роки тому +1962

    "What does that device do?"
    "Haven't decided yet."
    Sounds like he just invented the internet.

    • @flame_warp
      @flame_warp 4 роки тому +60

      That's the most HLVRAI line in this whole mod and it ruined me

    • @SmikeMan
      @SmikeMan 4 роки тому +22

      9:20

  • @CM421
    @CM421 3 роки тому +3853

    "Exposure to Cicero? I'll go" followed immediately by "Status: Married" is the funniest fucking accidental progression I have seen in my life

    • @ignaciopizarro97
      @ignaciopizarro97 3 роки тому +135

      Pending

    • @saturn21207
      @saturn21207 3 роки тому +234

      g-man rule 34

    • @FlamesTheCyndaquil
      @FlamesTheCyndaquil 3 роки тому +83

      @LOAN NGUYEN number 15: burger king foot letuce
      the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 3 роки тому +36

      @@FlamesTheCyndaquil Chill's voice is burned into my bloody head

    • @TheKitMurkit
      @TheKitMurkit 3 роки тому +32

      Progress and time may not be the same.

  • @Waluigi_Time778
    @Waluigi_Time778 3 роки тому +2654

    This is just the story of Cicero Fryman looking for someone to experiment with. Which ends up with him opening a rift to another dimension where his true love, G man awaits.

    • @archrp7868
      @archrp7868 3 роки тому +170

      While the marines try to stop him

    • @heavyweaponsguy2944
      @heavyweaponsguy2944 2 роки тому +121

      What a great fanfic

    • @denverbeek
      @denverbeek 2 роки тому +131

      @@archrp7868 Because he's famous and looks like Cher

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 2 роки тому +49

      Actually it's Gordon Cicero and his alter-ego Garden Fryman.

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 2 роки тому +30

      he's also a famous marine biologist

  • @TooMuchSascha
    @TooMuchSascha 3 роки тому +3870

    A soldier chasing you while angrily on the phone with his bank teller is horrifying.
    "WHY DO I NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?"

    • @herobrine7617
      @herobrine7617 3 роки тому +39

      Yes

    • @SeriousApache
      @SeriousApache 3 роки тому +99

      "Alright squad, our order is to kill every dumbass scientist in this hellhole. Don't ask questions, they pay us to kill, not think. Sergeant Smith, you will get payed by cash, our bank didn't open your account yet".
      "What? Captain, give me the phone please..."

    • @snekofpresent4753
      @snekofpresent4753 3 роки тому +15

      Nice

    • @declandude25
      @declandude25 2 роки тому +50

      I burst into laughter after reading this

    • @dipolarisland
      @dipolarisland 2 роки тому +8

      Timestamp?

  • @ogzephyr4166
    @ogzephyr4166 4 роки тому +4237

    HEV suit be like:
    “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”

    • @MajorReckerFailure
      @MajorReckerFailure 4 роки тому +184

      Wait, so licking doorknobs isn't illegal? Epic.

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 4 роки тому +153

      @@MajorReckerFailure Only on Earth.

    • @deanxile
      @deanxile 4 роки тому +108

      Please Do Not Remember
      DIFFICULT

    • @VampireBlood7
      @VampireBlood7 4 роки тому +18

      I didnt expect a spongebob quote :D

    • @NoobGyver
      @NoobGyver 4 роки тому +14

      Cicero Strawman finds this helpful

  • @the_kryllic
    @the_kryllic 4 роки тому +3763

    The military demanding Cicero "be unconscious" is the best thing I've heard in a while

    • @dr.coomerclone146
      @dr.coomerclone146 3 роки тому +256

      Detroit: become unconscious

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper 2 роки тому +110

      I'm pretty sure the "Napkin Story" is "Fiddlesticks".

    • @denverbeek
      @denverbeek 2 роки тому +76

      Reminds me of the villagers from Villager News.
      “Stop!”
      “No!”
      “Aww, he said no...”

    • @Solomanon
      @Solomanon 2 роки тому +5

      @@denverbeek agreed.

    • @Ferixstn
      @Ferixstn 2 роки тому +17

      It has the same energy as ,,go commit no breathe"

  • @Solomanon
    @Solomanon 2 роки тому +924

    0:58
    “Samosa was the… purpose of suffering?”
    i like how it sounds like the announcer is reading a script and is so confused on what the script says.

    • @carlthelongshoreman1979
      @carlthelongshoreman1979 Рік тому +87

      she was reading the script, all of these lines are their first line reads, that is why at time you can hear them break character

    • @Daveaintreal
      @Daveaintreal Рік тому +23

      I think there was a question mark in the script there. Maybe when the P.A was asking about joining the Black Mesa research team.

    • @racer927
      @racer927 11 місяців тому +21

      ​@@Daveaintreal "Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team?"

    • @Daveaintreal
      @Daveaintreal 11 місяців тому +2

      @@racer927 Yeah, that one.

  • @TheDoctorOfThrills
    @TheDoctorOfThrills 4 роки тому +440

    For those who want the captions to look like classic Jolly font, try these settings:
    Font Family: Proportional Serif
    Font color: white
    Font size: 400%
    Background color: any
    Background opacity: 0%
    Window color: any
    Window opacity: 0%
    Character edge style: Outline
    Font opacity: 100%

    • @JollyWangcore
      @JollyWangcore  4 роки тому +165

      The font I actually use is Sitka in banner Bold.

    • @Inexpressable
      @Inexpressable 4 роки тому +54

      The embarrassment he feels must be immeasurable.

    • @HuyNguyen-pj4zo
      @HuyNguyen-pj4zo 4 роки тому +24

      @@Inexpressable and his day was ruined

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 4 роки тому +1

      This is... suprisingly accurate.

    • @slashshooter003
      @slashshooter003 4 роки тому

      @@HuyNguyen-pj4zo Well, he did say try. =)

  • @greytheraptor3695
    @greytheraptor3695 4 роки тому +1500

    I can’t imagine what hl2 google translated would be like with the combines terminology

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 4 роки тому +184

      What would the zombies’ backwards talk sound like after it’s been run through the translator multiple times?

    • @gamegeekz1
      @gamegeekz1 4 роки тому +47

      Oh God yes that would be amazing

    • @TheTalkingLama
      @TheTalkingLama 4 роки тому +86

      here ya go www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-2-google-translated

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 роки тому +17

      @@TheTalkingLama oh god

    • @IAmJeenyuss
      @IAmJeenyuss 4 роки тому +37

      @@masterzoroark6664 God wouldn't let this exist

  • @jakesanchez6621
    @jakesanchez6621 4 роки тому +3681

    "What does our device do?"
    "Havn't decided yet"
    The words you want to hear when entering a highly advanced laboratory studying quantum physics.

    • @Cowcow211
      @Cowcow211 4 роки тому +24

      I too watched the video

    • @CiceroFryman-t8n
      @CiceroFryman-t8n 4 роки тому +37

      If they have decided,the things device can do will be certified,ah,quantum physics

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 4 роки тому +71

      @@Cowcow211 I understand people saying this whenever it's _ONLY_ just something someone said in the video, but this time the commenter actually added something to it.

    • @mxdwnfrcemdia
      @mxdwnfrcemdia 4 роки тому +1

      @clucklescluckdonaldsCLUCKCLUCK griffin hopefully they'll call it GTA VI

    • @ACBlackJ0ck
      @ACBlackJ0ck 4 роки тому +7

      I think that's just Black Mesa in a nutshell

  • @schmidsterNAE
    @schmidsterNAE 3 роки тому +212

    " Position, In position.
    Done. "
    Sun Tzu - The Art of War

  • @noclick
    @noclick 4 роки тому +3175

    6:51 Jolly: laughs
    6:53 Scientist: don't laugh
    **Detroit: Become Human**

    • @fooshi6514
      @fooshi6514 4 роки тому +120

      The future is now

    • @tricksterzyro3230
      @tricksterzyro3230 4 роки тому +62

      you seem familiar..

    • @walterblack7191
      @walterblack7191 4 роки тому +10

      Hello NOCLICKER GUY

    • @re57k
      @re57k 4 роки тому +68

      It happens a lot on his videos.
      It sometimes feels like the NPC and him are actually having a conversation

    • @Marvelous02
      @Marvelous02 4 роки тому +5

      @@tricksterzyro3230 have i threatenedyou before?

  • @Detahramet
    @Detahramet 4 роки тому +3734

    "You think I think?" Black Mesa's operational safety in a nutshell.

  • @Crrrow
    @Crrrow 4 роки тому +3102

    UPDATE:they've done this for Opposing Force, Jolly needs to play it.

    • @aceyrealest
      @aceyrealest 4 роки тому +63

      He hasn’t even completed opposing force

    • @taxanimated
      @taxanimated 4 роки тому +34

      jolly already finished blue shift

    • @nordic2068
      @nordic2068 4 роки тому +19

      Sebastian Brown bet he also finished the main game yet played this mod still

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 4 роки тому +7

      @@taxanimated so does half life...?

    • @michalbrichko933
      @michalbrichko933 4 роки тому +1

      Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !!!

  • @Solomanon
    @Solomanon 2 роки тому +297

    7:44
    *marine using a phone in the middle of a fight*
    “WHY do i NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?!”
    i can just imagine a marine hiding behind a crate with a rag over it, angrily swiping at an iphone screen yelling this

    • @AjitaniShirasu
      @AjitaniShirasu Рік тому +3

      Hella underrated comment

    • @joltz..2042
      @joltz..2042 7 місяців тому +6

      "I also see oranges, the purpose of columns"

  • @DollarStoreHeavenLive
    @DollarStoreHeavenLive 4 роки тому +2583

    HECU Soldier: "HE IS FAMOUS"
    *begins to beat gordon unconcious*

    • @Chad-Rainis
      @Chad-Rainis 4 роки тому +185

      I hate celebrities.

    • @manuelcjr52
      @manuelcjr52 4 роки тому +75

      @@Chad-Rainis based af

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 4 роки тому +80

      you'd be mistaken if you think someone wouldn't actually do that

    • @taboret3280
      @taboret3280 4 роки тому +45

      Famouspeoplefobia

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 роки тому +54

      He either hates ce;ebrities or he is a psycho fan and he wants him for himself

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 роки тому +633

    "Our success may change. You agree?"
    "You're old and wrong."

    • @sleepingfurret9042
      @sleepingfurret9042 4 роки тому +74

      The new "ok boomer"

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 4 роки тому +31

      Internet debates be like

    • @voodoo2006
      @voodoo2006 4 роки тому +17

      Don't laugh :(

    • @g4v1n71
      @g4v1n71 4 роки тому +10

      that's the true meaning behind ok boomer

  • @JimmyJonJillakers
    @JimmyJonJillakers 4 роки тому +1393

    "You are old and wrong"
    - Everyone to every scientist at Black Mesa

  • @narccc7837
    @narccc7837 2 роки тому +127

    "you're old AND wrong" feels like a response right out of twitter

  • @chromacat248
    @chromacat248 4 роки тому +2277

    "I'm glad you need it, fish scientist."
    How dare he call you a marine biologist

    • @muratkahraman8313
      @muratkahraman8313 4 роки тому +44

      underrated comment.

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 роки тому +68

      *starts singing sodo chi no sadame*

    • @legio1942
      @legio1942 4 роки тому +17

      Starts laughing in Pucci. (jotaro is the worst jojo)

    • @masahirosakurai3733
      @masahirosakurai3733 4 роки тому +12

      @@legio1942 k

    • @--Io--
      @--Io-- 4 роки тому +27

      @@legio1942 Even my stand can't find who asked

  • @asd1070
    @asd1070 4 роки тому +414

    I can’t believe the amount of effort someone put into this! Not just translating all the speech but actually getting people to voice everything, and replacing the signs too? Also I have to believe they actually put all this through Google Translate because thinking up all this garbage personally is just crazy.

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 4 роки тому +55

      Replacing the signs is probably the most crazy. Voice acting and replacing the audio files is pretty simple. Sign replacing means you have to actively find every single sign in this damn game (which is nearly the entire game, discluding Xen) and replace them accordingly; still made an amazing game.

    • @jonfarah8529
      @jonfarah8529 4 роки тому +2

      Not to mention the text camera tracking on the text in after effects

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 4 роки тому

      @@motodog242 it's all simple but to do it for everything is alot of effort

    • @michalbacinsky768
      @michalbacinsky768 4 роки тому

      @@motodog242 Google Can translate text even on pictures and replace it with new one

  • @JarrodfengMLP
    @JarrodfengMLP 4 роки тому +415

    Really happy to have helped edit this one! Making subtitles for all the ridiculous Google Translate lines was super fun in it's own right. Keen on seeing what comes next for Cicero Fryman

    • @JollyWangcore
      @JollyWangcore  4 роки тому +140

      Thank you for the assist!

    • @re57k
      @re57k 4 роки тому +35

      huh
      thank you for helping jolly!

  • @Voyager2509
    @Voyager2509 2 роки тому +375

    "Napkin Story" and "YOU be unconscious" are the best lines in this mod, I just want to know how many languages they were put through to get the results we see.
    Edit: after re watching this I realized the barnacles were not invisible, but were pistols.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +2123

    "YOU! Be unconscious!"
    I mean, that _is_ their goal.

    • @CKVanilla
      @CKVanilla 3 роки тому +59

      Unconscious forever

    • @cozzymusic6969
      @cozzymusic6969 3 роки тому +19

      @@CKVanilla not forever just a long time

    • @SmikeMan
      @SmikeMan 3 роки тому +9

      @Tabi's Weird Stuff 9:45

    • @deaddream.
      @deaddream. 3 роки тому +7

      @@cozzymusic6969 forever is a long time

    • @cozzymusic6969
      @cozzymusic6969 3 роки тому +6

      @@deaddream. forever is infinite

  • @arandomdreamer893
    @arandomdreamer893 4 роки тому +2136

    In case of accident always remember:
    *_REMOVE THE CRIPPLED_*

  • @ImNotFine44
    @ImNotFine44 2 роки тому +321

    24:25 I like how the exit sign for the tram is instead just “finished”.

  • @lennytheburger
    @lennytheburger 4 роки тому +647

    "Cicero, not to harken unto thee, and to rotate the begin to rise up."
    We should have like a medieval version of hl1
    "Cicero, stepeth into the chamber of trails, they await thee"
    "Cicero it is thou in thine body and soul, or rather I say glistening armor"

    • @matthieuleperlier251
      @matthieuleperlier251 4 роки тому +25

      That would make a great mod!

    • @lolzor96
      @lolzor96 4 роки тому +27

      "Cisero, thou art a nincompoop!"

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 роки тому +3

      This mostly reminded me of Hylics

    • @leleled6467
      @leleled6467 4 роки тому +13

      _"Half-Life but its in Shakespearian English"_

    • @supertoasting1011
      @supertoasting1011 4 роки тому +3

      I want Half-Life but it's all in iambic pentameter.

  • @arsyaraihanrizal5247
    @arsyaraihanrizal5247 4 роки тому +1069

    "The injury was great!"
    I didn't know the HEV suit's a masochist

    • @Digilobop
      @Digilobop 4 роки тому +94

      The dark age has been found

    • @PhobosTK
      @PhobosTK 4 роки тому +32

      It wants to be high on morphine

    • @GothAlice
      @GothAlice 4 роки тому +33

      Performing its function make this simple HEV suit very happy.

    • @VoidsEclipse
      @VoidsEclipse 4 роки тому +8

      Why do I feel like your profile picture was cropped to hide. Something.
      Maybe I'm just going insane from all the weird shit on the internet.

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 4 роки тому +5

      @@VoidsEclipse hiding the tips of the bow, those things are nasty

  • @axiesem
    @axiesem 4 роки тому +1222

    6:49 “Is this the right way?”
    *Jolly starts laughing*
    “D o n ‘ t L a u g h”

    • @Cyridi31
      @Cyridi31 4 роки тому +128

      That genuinely scared me

    • @AlphaGreen58
      @AlphaGreen58 4 роки тому +91

      That was perfect

    • @hernanreipp3321
      @hernanreipp3321 4 роки тому +99

      OMG the AI is aware of our existence.

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 4 роки тому +60

      @@hernanreipp3321 Half-Life VR but the AI is self aware

    • @totallyrealcia
      @totallyrealcia 4 роки тому +10

      Sparkz *I remember*

  • @UltraMasterProFi
    @UltraMasterProFi 2 роки тому +127

    - What does our device do?
    - I haven't decided yet
    As a software developer for embedded systems I can tell you it's an ordinary situation.

    • @Summon256
      @Summon256 Рік тому +12

      What makes the phrase funnier in this context is the fact, that it implies that no functionality or role was assigned to the device, that was already built! Lol It's on itself is an oxymoron...if he said - i don't know yet it would be different story, but "haven't decided yet" make it sound way funnier...

  • @NoobGyver
    @NoobGyver 4 роки тому +776

    "What does our device do?"
    "I haven't decided yet."
    Ok, so you're telling me he decided the device swarms black mesa with aliens?

  • @polskideveloper5522
    @polskideveloper5522 4 роки тому +1171

    3:06 "For each line of text/dialogue, I put it through a varying amount of languages until I got something funny or interesting. The languages I most commonly use are Latin, Hawaiian, Maori, Xhosa, Kinyarwanda, Gujarati, and Arabic."
    P.S. I got from "Is that all you got?" to "Not at work", so this mod is authentic I guess...

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 4 роки тому +655

    Jolly: "I'm not that funny."
    Everyone else: _"You have proven yourself to be a great people art."_

  • @Vegito_Fanpage
    @Vegito_Fanpage Рік тому +80

    The long ass "Straaawwwwwwmaaaaaaannnnnnnn" by the Nihilanth made me laugh way more than it had any right to.

  • @thfreakinacage
    @thfreakinacage 4 роки тому +5794

    Can we get a shout-out to the voice actors, they did great on this mod!

    • @linkfreeman1998
      @linkfreeman1998 4 роки тому +522

      Especially for trying hard not to die because of laugh when they read the scripts..😂

    • @thfreakinacage
      @thfreakinacage 4 роки тому +223

      @@linkfreeman1998 Definitely. I'd love to hear some outtakes too.

    • @BinkusTheTrinkus
      @BinkusTheTrinkus 4 роки тому +555

      @@thfreakinacage Sadly I did not keep any of the outtakes, but I appreciate the love! Definitely had some epic laughs during the translation process, but I usually was able to compose myself for the actual recording. Same for the other two voice actors.

    • @lesnake
      @lesnake 4 роки тому +129

      @@BinkusTheTrinkus thank you for making this very entertaining mod!

    • @thfreakinacage
      @thfreakinacage 4 роки тому +83

      @@BinkusTheTrinkus I'll bet it was a great experience! Since you're here, let me thank you personally for your work on this fantastically fun mod! :D

  • @zachcooper6236
    @zachcooper6236 4 роки тому +674

    I would love an entire made-up narrative about "napkin story"

    • @tonybadaboni
      @tonybadaboni 4 роки тому +5

      Done ua-cam.com/video/PxfHb0sjUgU/v-deo.html

    • @MrBurnlan
      @MrBurnlan 4 роки тому +22

      Well, it all started when the president of the USA took the first napkin

    • @shlomgoldberg9136
      @shlomgoldberg9136 4 роки тому +5

      There is a pizza related map on the napkin

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 роки тому +3

      napkin story
      by the cicero

    • @SliThepro
      @SliThepro 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrBurnlan didn't expected jojo reference in here

  • @Morilis
    @Morilis 3 роки тому +426

    6:53 the way he looked at him and said "Don't laugh" while he was laughing was so creepy 💀

  • @Damian_1989
    @Damian_1989 2 роки тому +221

    Most people: "ok boomer"
    Black Mesa scientists: *"you're old and wrong"*

  • @atklod2620
    @atklod2620 4 роки тому +426

    "What does this device do?"
    *"Haven't decided yet."*

    • @Schytheron
      @Schytheron 4 роки тому +18

      Programming in a nutshell

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 4 роки тому

      Sounds like Black Mesa alright

    • @ArthurD
      @ArthurD 4 роки тому

      I mean, that's how it was and how it is since times immemorial.

  • @highgrove8545
    @highgrove8545 4 роки тому +2343

    Some of these sound almost like bible passages.
    "Cicero, not to hearken unto thee, and rotate the begin to rise up"

    • @manarallego3745
      @manarallego3745 3 роки тому +217

      It kind of sounds like a really cool way of saying "I don't mean to be nosy, but get yer ass up!"

    • @puh8825
      @puh8825 3 роки тому +119

      Ah, yes, the Parable of Cicero Fryman.

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 3 роки тому +26

      Also include
      "MOTION??!!"

    • @thedemoman88
      @thedemoman88 3 роки тому +11

      Israel 9:13

    • @apersonwhoexists546
      @apersonwhoexists546 3 роки тому +10

      we could make a religion out of this

  • @techpriest8965
    @techpriest8965 4 роки тому +235

    I absolutely adore the artistic marines. Dancing tango, studying and debating philosophy, caring for industry and its workers, being highly eloquent and romantic...
    10/10 perfect men to send to clean up and silence a messed up scientific experiment on alien life.

  • @shararameshwar9350
    @shararameshwar9350 3 роки тому +65

    So, this is an old video, but a note for anyone wondering, "napkin story" was "greetings."

  • @Nicholas_Terry
    @Nicholas_Terry 4 роки тому +1955

    “Napkin Story”
    That’s a perfect slogan for a t shirt right there man.

  • @TheWardog6650
    @TheWardog6650 4 роки тому +2650

    "I am In the Abyss"
    "Does zero equal zero?"
    "Progress and time may not be the same."
    Its like this mod is unintentionally existential.

  • @GuakstickLabs
    @GuakstickLabs 4 роки тому +890

    Can we get some proper appreciation for the people that actually voice acted this mess, instead of just using the half-assed text-to-speech.

    • @hjalfi
      @hjalfi 4 роки тому +178

      Hell yeah. And actually managing to read the lines without breaking into giggles.

    • @Schytheron
      @Schytheron 4 роки тому +20

      Wait... this wasn't text-to-speech?

    • @jobran1
      @jobran1 4 роки тому +83

      but the deep fried robot speech is also very funny tbh, it just has that certain something

    • @Starlightbooper
      @Starlightbooper 4 роки тому +28

      @@hjalfi they probably did, A LOT

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 4 роки тому +46

      I appreciate the voicing, but TTS would've actually been funnier IMHO. There's nothing quite like that signature dead pan delivery to accentuate absolute nonsense.

  • @AbsoluteSchizo
    @AbsoluteSchizo 2 роки тому +94

    12:14
    H.E.V suit is oddly masochistic.

    • @joltz..2042
      @joltz..2042 7 місяців тому +3

      The dark age, has been found.

    • @Flaxdosh
      @Flaxdosh 6 місяців тому +1

      So does some of Black Masa employees

    • @fidemomos
      @fidemomos 3 місяці тому

      Freaky suit

  • @DemonicAthen
    @DemonicAthen 4 роки тому +701

    "Why, do I not, have an account?!"
    "Sir, this is Black Mesa, not a bank"
    Bank Mesa

    • @purpleguy325
      @purpleguy325 4 роки тому +10

      Ah yes bank messi

    • @guepardiez
      @guepardiez 4 роки тому +10

      He thought it was Mesa Verde. Black, green, it's all the same, right?

    • @hschan5976
      @hschan5976 4 роки тому +7

      Maze Bank

    • @yush7221
      @yush7221 4 роки тому +15

      bank mesa money transfer facility

    • @DemonicAthen
      @DemonicAthen 4 роки тому +8

      @@yush7221 You're a fucking genius

  • @moodook4040
    @moodook4040 4 роки тому +338

    "You will find a partner and experiment"
    I like where this is going

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 4 роки тому +69

      Subject: Dr. Freeman
      Status: *Married*

    • @EmilyOnTheMoon
      @EmilyOnTheMoon 4 роки тому +37

      The real partner was the G-Man we saw along the way.

    • @ZackMathissa
      @ZackMathissa 4 роки тому +14

      @@EmilyOnTheMoon Ccc-Cicero... That's is expanded too much. I will rip my balls.

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 4 роки тому +11

      @@ZackMathissa BEY BLADE BEY BLADE LET IT RIIIP!!

  • @Highretrogamelord
    @Highretrogamelord 4 роки тому +1974

    And Half-Life: Opposing Force with Google Translate is even weirder.

  • @DuckAllMighty
    @DuckAllMighty 2 роки тому +42

    I've just rewatched this vid, and it's one of the most hilarious vids on the internet, period. The editing, commenting and the use of captions with the occasional Twitch comments is just pure genius, and you laugh from start till finish with only a few breaks to catch your breath until it goes crazy again. Just amazingly well done vid.

  • @theepicdiglettX
    @theepicdiglettX 4 роки тому +431

    "First you must *REMOVE THE CRIPPLED* "
    "Well *I WILL EMBRACE YOU* "

  • @cornishpasty7853
    @cornishpasty7853 4 роки тому +604

    "your old and wrong"
    probably one of the best quotes in this mod

  • @enfield_the_enigmatic2989
    @enfield_the_enigmatic2989 4 роки тому +461

    "I have to turn on my mom and then seek care nearby"
    Yeah, I'd imagine that would be the correct course of action.

    • @de_soot
      @de_soot 4 роки тому +19

      how to get out of step mom abuse 101:
      (is that a disney cinderella reference?)

    • @elgenerau99
      @elgenerau99 4 роки тому +1

      This part destroyed my fucking lungs.

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 2 місяці тому

      I'm pretty sure that this is the plot to Back to the Future

  • @strangeyoutuberman7115
    @strangeyoutuberman7115 2 роки тому +71

    5:00 the voice actor's way of saying it made it way funnier

  • @aelius3805
    @aelius3805 4 роки тому +544

    "Why are all of the Barneys so excited to die?"
    Dude, it's Black Mesa. I'm pretty sure most of the employees are ready to hang themselves with their ridiculous ties.

    • @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking
      @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking 3 роки тому +24

      I was going to tie the hangman's knott: But I couldn't see. Somebody's hidden my glasses again.

  • @Tuntor689
    @Tuntor689 4 роки тому +338

    “Warning: Progress and time may not be the same”
    Something something about me doing homework

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 4 роки тому +462

    "This game is a new game"
    *People die when they are killed*

  • @allanblot-gadbois3347
    @allanblot-gadbois3347 Рік тому +45

    6:39 i love how he became self aware and told Jolly to stop laughing

  • @GCarloficial
    @GCarloficial 4 роки тому +904

    Cicero Fryman:
    The cancer
    The Nilan
    The STRAWMAN!
    And Fish Scientist!! A.K.A Famous Foam

    • @stupidratt
      @stupidratt 4 роки тому +35

      "I am cicero, the S T R A W M A N. You will bow in my favor!"

    • @sebaesm
      @sebaesm 4 роки тому +14

      N. T Cicero

    • @dmilincic
      @dmilincic 4 роки тому +4

      The people art

    • @brickyrb
      @brickyrb 4 роки тому +9

      ReMoVe ThE cRiPpLeD

    • @SmikeMan
      @SmikeMan 4 роки тому +7

      Cero

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 4 роки тому +730

    "you must first *REMOVE THE CRIPPLED* "
    The weak shall pave the road of the strong with their bones.

    • @thewayfayer3268
      @thewayfayer3268 4 роки тому +17

      It wouldn't be a good enough road, would it?

    • @carlos930610
      @carlos930610 4 роки тому +11

      The strong will become cripped when walking on this road

    • @KonpakuYoumu2003
      @KonpakuYoumu2003 4 роки тому

      THE WEAK WILL BE THE PATH OF STRONG , THE NEW ERA ITS NOT FOR WEAK OR FOR DAMAGED THE WAY OF THE EVOLUTION ITS FOR THE STRONG
      THE STRONGS WILL BE MORE POWERFULL THAN THE INTELIGENT
      - some cavemany guy
      Me : INTELLIGENCE = MACHINEGUNS

    • @gordonfeetman2425
      @gordonfeetman2425 Місяць тому +1

      The Germans took that quite literally. How do you think the old Autobahns were build?

  • @minty5367
    @minty5367 4 роки тому +649

    Typical game hint:
    "Reading signs are important"

    • @lonlo
      @lonlo 3 роки тому +4

      це суцільне божевілля 🥺

    • @user-lz5kh3un8z
      @user-lz5kh3un8z 3 роки тому +25

      "do not forget to breath, its very important"

    • @minty5367
      @minty5367 3 роки тому +8

      @@user-lz5kh3un8z to breath, use your nose :D

    • @NikoPeludo
      @NikoPeludo 2 роки тому +3

      Game hints: Enemies will die when killed

  • @Solomanon
    @Solomanon 2 роки тому +44

    6:50
    “Don’t laugh!”
    the scientist *knew.*

  • @BiFurDoggy
    @BiFurDoggy 4 роки тому +909

    The subtitles in this are genuinely godlike, including the closed captioning. They're great for accessibility, everything is either subtitled in-video or in captions (and impressively no overlap). They're easy to read and convey information well - in particular I love the use of colors to show what kind of character is speaking (including different shades if there are multiple, e.g. two soldiers conversing). They also add a lot to the video as far as enjoyment goes, emphasizing certain things with or without sound.
    All in all, the way you do subtitles is what got me into your videos, and for some reason when watching this video I felt the need to commend it. Thank you :)

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 4 роки тому +37

      the subtitles are godly

    • @nikopogo1
      @nikopogo1 3 роки тому +11

      Finally someone mentioned this. Thank you sir.

    • @toopink4death492
      @toopink4death492 3 роки тому +15

      Sovietwomble also do captions but more defining with sentences curved around circular objects and some other shenanigans.

    • @jarlnooch1882
      @jarlnooch1882 3 роки тому +1

      In his old videos from like 2016 he only used subtitles and never talked

    • @madpie5147
      @madpie5147 2 роки тому +1

      subtitle appreciation gang rise up

  • @Borgmatha1027
    @Borgmatha1027 4 роки тому +163

    I love the difficulty selection,
    Learn
    That's Right
    ME
    and Difficult.

  • @Bambuzzsprosse
    @Bambuzzsprosse 4 роки тому +449

    11:21 was probably the most beautiful grenade I've ever seen being shot at the player. Gorgeous.

    • @iamnobody8
      @iamnobody8 3 роки тому +44

      I had it even better. I turned around and took a grenade in to my face. Now where did that video go....

  • @enveeed
    @enveeed 3 роки тому +22

    This is my comfort video for some reason I come back to this whenever I want to feel well

    • @NiiRubra
      @NiiRubra 4 місяці тому +2

      I hope you haven't had to come back to this vid in a bit.

  • @wyntmoon
    @wyntmoon 4 роки тому +520

    I think the amateur voice acting is really the comedic icing in the cake for this mod.

    • @thebigtoad
      @thebigtoad 3 роки тому +56

      I don't think even a professional could make it sound good lol

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 4 роки тому +477

    "I want to know what language did this"
    Chinese. 100%. Google translate absolutely butchers Chinese translations.

    • @metalowyzow2988
      @metalowyzow2988 4 роки тому +79

      I think it was polish. becouse it has a lots of similarities with polish language. there are a lots of words which actually mean multiple things. in English translation it's all halarious.

    • @PedroPauloAmorim
      @PedroPauloAmorim 4 роки тому +1

      maybe Italian?

    • @OriginalZethrel
      @OriginalZethrel 4 роки тому +5

      @@forecastumbrella1626 make one for half life 2 also! All that dialouge is a gold mine!

    • @oki790
      @oki790 4 роки тому

      Japanese too is absolute shred by the translator

    • @conni-bun
      @conni-bun 4 роки тому

      According to the mod creator, it was nearly every language, but mainly Hawaiian, Latin, and a few more. Apparently cicero came from the Latin translations, too.

  • @therealtoner
    @therealtoner 3 роки тому +420

    You can tell the guy that VA'd the soldiers had so much fun
    Some of my personal favorites:
    "Take control immediately!" (7:15)
    "Oh...Swing the tango. And jump! Into shape!" (9:28)
    "You! Be unconscious!" (9:44)
    "Position...in position...done." (10:12)

    • @nickolasharding6631
      @nickolasharding6631 2 роки тому +28

      "Take control immediately" doesn't even sound out of place.

    • @MastaOfMonkeyDisasta
      @MastaOfMonkeyDisasta 2 роки тому +36

      Position in position, done. I don't know why that one gets me everytime.

    • @strangeyoutuberman7115
      @strangeyoutuberman7115 2 роки тому +29

      What about "*hey doctor*"

    • @therealtoner
      @therealtoner 2 роки тому +27

      @@strangeyoutuberman7115 That one’s good too it gives off “Oh hi Mark” energy

    • @crylune
      @crylune 2 роки тому +23

      "Why do I not have an account?!" is comedy gold because I'm just imagining the soldier on the phone with his bank teller

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse 2 роки тому +64

    1:28 "Hello, the Cicero. Looks like there are slow." never fails to make me smile.

  • @DarkonFullPower
    @DarkonFullPower 4 роки тому +130

    19:28
    I LOVE how casually and accurately you kill the alien and go back to the wall.
    Pure FPS reflex, no thought needed.

  • @D-03181
    @D-03181 4 роки тому +291

    Imagine just going on a tram ride to some place and you hear over the intercom: ''REMOVE THE CRIPPLED''.

  • @CCTVRECORDING0000001
    @CCTVRECORDING0000001 4 роки тому +93

    "Of course, I'm pulling something" ;)
    *"rheumatoid arthritis"*

  • @wat_ok
    @wat_ok 2 роки тому +45

    2:14 Ah yes, my favorite line in half life. So inspiring!

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +684

    10:13
    he sounds like me filling out a resume
    "experience: no experience
    done"

    • @BalIoonss
      @BalIoonss 3 роки тому +13

      Wait its now position in Position

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +1

      @@lambdacore4127 yes, and in most places i say controversial stuff that gets me massive amount of hate. don't bother going there if you don't wanna see my bad side, most people don't like it

    • @hlscientist8760
      @hlscientist8760 3 роки тому +1

      @@jockeyfield1954 "most people dont like it" wait, are bad sides supposed to be likeable?

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 3 роки тому +1

      @@jockeyfield1954 i must be really lucky because I've never seen your bad side

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 роки тому +1

      @@hlscientist8760 never said they were supposed to, just said most people don't like it
      i'm sure there's 1 guy out there who agrees that doomslayer is a horrible character but everyone else doesn't like me saying that

  • @areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda640
    @areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda640 4 роки тому +230

    I like how the scientist at 3:12 just randomly switched to early modern english.

    • @squirrel_killer-
      @squirrel_killer- 4 роки тому +10

      I think that's the result of an interesting quirk of English. We got rid of all our informal pronouns, "thee" for example is the informal version of "you", but many languages still have theirs so it is a case of Google translating informal to informal.

    • @areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda640
      @areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda640 4 роки тому +2

      @@squirrel_killer- But why would it translate it into early modern english? I don't get it. I know thee is still used but it's more of a victorian era remnant.

    • @BinkusTheTrinkus
      @BinkusTheTrinkus 4 роки тому +12

      I don't know why, but Latin has a strong tendency to either COMPLETELY butcher the structure and meaning of a sentence and/or puts some of the words into King James-era English. As far as a remember, no other languages did this when I was making this mod.

    • @areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda640
      @areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda640 4 роки тому +3

      @@BinkusTheTrinkus Woah, you made the mod? Props dude, I really enjoyed it!
      And yeah Latin is very.... context sensitive, so to say, as I've heard from a few friends who have to learn it in school.

    • @squirrel_killer-
      @squirrel_killer- 4 роки тому +2

      @@areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda640 something that used a hard informal "you" which in english would be "thee" might confuse the rather literal translation based on hard definitions that is Google Translate.
      "Thee" is still technically part of our language, but normally we'd localize it out. Google Translate doesn't localize things only translate them. Human translation always results in mild localization even if we try to avoid it, we can't help ourselves. It's part of the sentence restructuring that needs to happen.
      Now how this happened would require knowing what language it was before hand, and what Google Translates database contains.

  • @novkinthewatcher321
    @novkinthewatcher321 3 роки тому +438

    16:55 - love that "Let's see if boys can be upset" phrase

    • @Damian_1989
      @Damian_1989 3 роки тому +51

      (proceeds to kill the boys)

    • @BenjamintYT
      @BenjamintYT 3 роки тому +22

      @ejxl Do you have everything?!

    • @remimartin8493
      @remimartin8493 2 роки тому +9

      @@BenjamintYT *the lower back is complicated*

    • @dimitrisjimmy8784
      @dimitrisjimmy8784 2 роки тому +4

      @Дамир Птицын do not remember difficult

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 3 роки тому +47

    18:33 I think that scientist loves you a little too much

  • @CasualFire
    @CasualFire 4 роки тому +271

    Half of these lines sound like something you'd hear in a cult.
    5:08 "I also see oranges, and the purpose of the columns"
    0:39 "You must first remove the crippled"
    10:59 "I am in the abyss"
    6:15 "I will embrace you"
    20:44 *The entire conversation*
    22:55 "We do not die"
    13:36 "I will embrace you" returns
    3:11 *Medieval speech intensifies*
    6:50 That scientist looked at Jolly and told him not to laugh. *He knew.*

    • @TheMemeLich5122
      @TheMemeLich5122 4 роки тому +19

      These are not in chronological order and it is bugging the heck out of me

    • @Solohabiauntunel
      @Solohabiauntunel 4 роки тому +10

      Half life google translated but some IA are self aware

    • @constantinekhvalin6038
      @constantinekhvalin6038 4 роки тому +1

      Good work, I don't think so.

  • @papapanara1774
    @papapanara1774 4 роки тому +176

    My heart dropped at 6:50 when the scientist looks RIGHT at you and says "don't laugh." when jolly's laughing.

  • @williamnixon3994
    @williamnixon3994 4 роки тому +301

    "What does our device do?"
    "Haven't decided yet"
    Me: *Immediately breaks into fits of laughter*

    • @BlarryOfficial
      @BlarryOfficial 4 роки тому +8

      Literally every tech start-up right now.

  • @lawfulpotato
    @lawfulpotato Рік тому +19

    3:40
    I believe that line was originally
    "Standard insertion for a non-standard specimen"

  • @KamiJoJo
    @KamiJoJo 4 роки тому +293

    "you're old and wrong"
    They are so self aware.
    8:48 I remember seeing this live on Twitch, still can't believe he managed to do all that and die a stupid way lol

    • @CheeseyBreezey
      @CheeseyBreezey 4 роки тому +14

      The best failures are contrasted by following a beautiful success.

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 4 роки тому +2

      He didn't die to the pillar. The mines have a kill switch. If you trigger one from across the map it still kills you

    • @CS_Uravity_PRO
      @CS_Uravity_PRO 4 роки тому +4

      @@incog0956 That's in a completely different chapter lol
      he did die from the pillar sticking out part. I can confirm as I died to it MANY times in Sven Co-op xd

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 роки тому +155

    Dr Coomer: hello Gordon
    Google translate: Napkin Story

  • @giorgiiobidze351
    @giorgiiobidze351 4 роки тому +385

    6:21
    *scientest jumps out window probably having shards of glass in his head*
    "oh hi"
    "hi :D"

  • @Darkington
    @Darkington Рік тому +40

    In retrospect, scientists experimenting together sounds completely normal.

  • @Slukig
    @Slukig 4 роки тому +471

    2:14 "Napkin story"
    "Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals."

  • @MicTheOni
    @MicTheOni 4 роки тому +381

    6:20 *Jumps through glass window like an 80s action hero*
    "hi😊"

  • @scalycoronet5198
    @scalycoronet5198 4 роки тому +827

    If Jolly doesn’t make “Napkin Story” Merch or “You’re old and wrong” merch I will be _very_ disappointed

    • @thatstockimageguy1067
      @thatstockimageguy1067 4 роки тому +6

      Scaly Coronet it sounds like something I would say

    • @Halfpipesaur
      @Halfpipesaur 4 роки тому +58

      just a t-shirt with a nametag: "Hello, my name is: C̸̨̨̡̬̘͚̹͉̖̲͋͊̆̊̎̑̾͝͠͠ḭ̸̢̢̯͍͎̥̳̣̈́͘̚̕ͅc̷̛̫̝̈́̎̈͑͗̇̑̌͆͆̊͝͝ę̷̛̛̜͈̖̲̘̖͔̖̦̼̭̣̬̘͌̈́̐̆̌̂́̒̃͘r̴̢̫͕̠̞̰̗͉͕̩͈̻͐͐̓̃̕͝͝ͅo̸̥̳̳̥̳̘͈̟̗̟̻̲̯̓̊͆̌̎̾͜͝͠ͅ ̴̤̣̺́̔̆̔̈̓̅͘̚F̶̧̧̫̞̪͕͕̲͈̼͚͑ͅȓ̴̨̨̮͕̹̯͚̩͋͑̇͆͋̔̐͂͌̀͗͗ͅy̵̨͍̯͍̖̲͉̒͑̂͠ͅṃ̷̢̨̧̳͓̫͓̬̲̘͚̇̈́̄͌̆̿͋̓̉͐̑̚̚ä̶̧͎̩̤͈̤̎̈́̌n̷̨̤̜̹̥̞̹̝͕̘̽̓́̇̏͑̑̚͠"

    • @keylimepie3652
      @keylimepie3652 4 роки тому +38

      If he doesn't do it, he's old and wrong

    • @simonmalmstrom9593
      @simonmalmstrom9593 4 роки тому +12

      I want a shirt with a dude going “you’re old and wrong” goddamnit!

    • @drakenn342
      @drakenn342 4 роки тому +9

      But what about people merch?

  • @birisuandrei1551
    @birisuandrei1551 3 роки тому +42

    2:25 this part broke me because it's actually better than the original lines.