"No desks were harmed in the making of this video" The desks : *looks like its been bombed and broken into half by a very huge body builder throwing a giant bomb that the russians made*
this game is literally the embodiment of beating half life 1, on hardcore, with just the crowbar, and at the end of the game the nihilanth gives you a gold star and kills you anyway
@@Goldster-ik6bg combine security relies on putting the consoles and power sources OUTSIDE the area the security is protecting, much like leaving the code to a keypad sticky noted above said keypad. Maybe they WANTED earth to fight back because humans were boring and/or bored.
19:40 who else expected the door to be unopen-able from the inside? Like he stepped into the safe space, closed it to keep it safe, saved the game, and then would find out that he'd just softlocked himself and needed to do the entire thing over again.
Also table with 2 ammo packs on it and sign "ammo needed to complete the map" and another table with 8 more ammo packs and sign "ammo needed to complete the map if you're Jolly"
9:00 the genius that is this mod maker. He KNEW Jolly would smash his head through that 'challenge', only to pull the rug from underneath Jolly's achievement by showing the actual entrance. No money could pay for that amount of joy I got watching that :D
"... this is Hunt Down The Freeman levels of stupid..." An insult beyond no other. btw, the classical music in the background of this video makes it a whole lot funnier.
+Holly Blocky Honestly, I was kind of split between which classical piece would be suitable: 1. "The Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss or 2. "The Dance of the Hours" by Amilcare Ponchielli
@@notgray88 hey at least you have a reasonable chance to defend yourself in Dark Souls,in the later half of the mod Jolly is playing the mod author just go's "Aight here's 700 enemies of death and destuction outside an extremely small choke point.....here's a pistol and 3 turrets that have the accuracy comparable to a ferret with a gun that also murders you if you look at it the wrong way"
Jolly Inside The Padded Room: I am safe, this is safe Outside is _not_ safe, they will kill me I'm staying in here, it's safe I'll just talk with you guys Staying here, _alone_ , talking to _all_ of you This is my home now
16:04 After the antlions beat the shit out of the turret, they came back to Jolly and be like: Father, we have defeated the evil machine! Are you proud of us??
Someone went through an observed amount of effort to make a mod like this, just on the off chance one man in particular would play it and suffer. You have to respect that.
@@reedman0780 what's the obvious solution to say the prison like place where tons of doors open and citizend come out shooting at you? Seems kinda unfair to me
- Jolly, are you gonna play new Half-Life? - Nah, I'll give it a pass, they release them too quickly You'd be surprised how well that aged. I'm almost in 2022 and Jolly made no attempt to play it.
It's been a while since I've seen a Jolly Wangcore video, I was pretty frequent on the no commentary just subtitles phase of Jolly's channel and let me just say this...never stop Jolly. Keep trudging on you adorable little charmander you.
Jolly's rant about being told to watch out for his own grenades, followed directly by his own grenade bouncing off the wall to fly directly at his face is probably the best thing I've ever seen.
I'm here watching it yet again. That moment when Jolly's SECOND grenade come back at his face while he is defending his skill with grenades is the only thing in the world that gives me a near asthma attack. I sound like I'm half laughing, half crying and fully dying.
You can see at which points the creator of the mod has motivation spikes, it went from these challenging puzzles, to 100 people in a room trying to kill you because fuck it, that's easier than making up a puzzle.
Jolly: "no, don't shoot at me..I'm the..good..guy." *doesn't mention the trail of bodies behind him, and the sacrifice of the many ant-lions. Totally a good guy.👍
the hidden path in the fan room reminded me of playing ocarina of time 3d. it was my first time every playing the game and I had the idea of taking on Bongo Bongo head on without the bow, when i DID have it. I sliced and dice the hands and then shoot the eye. Great news is I did actually win! with just 2 bottles of 3 unused. then I saw the Sheikah Stone solution. Like Jolly said. "Brute Forced it Like a Fucking Champ!"
19:16 "Welcome! Welcome to Padded Cell 17! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining (in)sanity centers. I thought so much of Padded Cell 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Control Center so thoughtfully provided by our mod benefactors. I've been proud to call Padded Cell 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to insanity unknown - welcome to Cell 17. It's *safer* here. Probably."
21:08 He's talking about the Combine Rifle's alt fire. You fire one of them into that cage and it's going to have a field day bouncing from adversary to adversary killing everyone. What kills me is you pull it out at 21:28, and you use ALL the primary fire and start digging for ammo while your alt fire is still 2/2 shots.
No desks were harmed in the making of this video.
Edit: Also no I was not faking my stupidity or hamming it up I am just a broken human being.
Turn on subtitles, please.
DESK SLAMMER
No desk were harmed, BUT THOSE FUCKING CRATES HAD IT COMING!
How about crates?
"No desks were harmed in the making of this video"
The desks : *looks like its been bombed and broken into half by a very huge body builder throwing a giant bomb that the russians made*
the turrets when shooting enemies: 10% accuracy
the turrets when shooting Jolly: *200% accuracy*
I swear it’s like this in HL2 aswell
Yes
For me this feels like something that may happen in Xcom...
@@shallowk3741 "well, the player can learn and exploit, unlike the ai, so we just gave them better stats" -- Firaxis, probably
@@bostonian4650 but this IS HL2..?
this game is literally the embodiment of beating half life 1, on hardcore, with just the crowbar, and at the end of the game the nihilanth gives you a gold star and kills you anyway
If jolly wasn't so braindead this mod would've been bad, but not awful
I feel as if you’re speaking from experience here
@@khorkhi7107 the part with 50 enemies is bullshit though.
@@MsHumanOfTheDecade which one? The rebels one?
Man,I did this when I was younger and boy it was such a clusterfuck
The ending elevator should've taken you back to the beginning.
@Benrey are you real benrey
@@crazydog8720 he's not asking for your passport so... HE'S AN IMPOSTER!
@@chemselox but im lucky that he isnt
Hi Satan
Now... DO IT AGAIN!!!
Jolly: "Someone made a mod for me to play."
Correction, someone made a mod for you to suffer.
Firock Finion correction, its jollys goldfish levels of intelligence that make him suffer.
Well even the combine are more competent then Jolly's broken sanity.
@@Goldster-ik6bg combine security relies on putting the consoles and power sources OUTSIDE the area the security is protecting, much like leaving the code to a keypad sticky noted above said keypad. Maybe they WANTED earth to fight back because humans were boring and/or bored.
They must be rewarded.
correction, someone made TWO mods for him to suffer
25:00 probably the best outplay by a zombie i ever saw in a video game
Zombie IQ 3000%
Being outsmarted by a zombie has got to be embarassing.
Zombies have an iq higher than jolly’s at this point.
as soon as jolly said: 'i am done with your shit'
zombie goes like: 'same to you pal!"
The zombie finally did it
The guy who made this must be having so much fun watching this
i forgot who made it do you know
@@renagadefam5521 i think its this guy named jolly
It was you
start of the video and he gets gassed
masochist
That Antlion at 21:26 was all like:
"Get down Mr President!" Over that grenade. What a hero. ;D
yee
Damn
I just noticed...
Yeah.. R.I.P.
Wow...a hero indeed
6:13
Jolly: Gets absolutely obliterated by 15 million barrels in a room
HEV Suit: *M O R P H I N E A D M I N I S I T E R E D*
Jolly: Completely obliterates his desk
HEV Suit: *M I N O R F R A C T U R E D E T E C T E D*
No morphine injection is gonna numb Jolly's fury against this mod.
He should have thrown an explosive barrel inside that room to clear it
It’s Morphine Time
Jolly: get fucking crushed Hev suit: minor fracture detected
19:40 who else expected the door to be unopen-able from the inside? Like he stepped into the safe space, closed it to keep it safe, saved the game, and then would find out that he'd just softlocked himself and needed to do the entire thing over again.
Bruh
@@zrATT_ Better question, why did the padded room have a panic bar?
@@borsniel7767 in case of a crush, apparently
That's one of these moments when you say "HELL NAW, FUCK OFF" and noclip outta there.
To really stump Jolly, someone should make a map where the puzzles are basic elementary school math problems.
no.
yes.
Yes.
Please someone do this
Also table with 2 ammo packs on it and sign "ammo needed to complete the map" and another table with 8 more ammo packs and sign "ammo needed to complete the map if you're Jolly"
Gamer: Gives commentary
Jolly: *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* I'm fine.
ha quality content
@Studio 404 ...what?
@Studio 404 i mean you aren't the definition of funny as well so shut sideways
@Studio 404 shut left
@Studio 404
shut down
9:00 the genius that is this mod maker. He KNEW Jolly would smash his head through that 'challenge', only to pull the rug from underneath Jolly's achievement by showing the actual entrance. No money could pay for that amount of joy I got watching that :D
"... this is Hunt Down The Freeman levels of stupid..." An insult beyond no other.
btw, the classical music in the background of this video makes it a whole lot funnier.
I think an insult beyond no other would technically be the weakest insult
It's really well timed as well.
+Holly Blocky
Honestly, I was kind of split between which classical piece would be suitable:
1. "The Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss
or
2. "The Dance of the Hours" by Amilcare Ponchielli
@@GlowingOrangeOoze ahh yes. just like peoples mis use of "i could care less"
sounds perfectly rude but tecnically not as rude as you thought.
@@MrOrdosan cuz it's actually "I *couldn't* care less"
Jollys sanity was lost in 4 hours and 30 minutes. The earth lasted 7 hours against the combine.
Gnome > Combine
Firestorm Danger Dash
Well your not wr...
Right.
Gonome > Gnome > Combine
@@Snooty1 wright
Gnomebine
G-nome
2:03 I love how the music is perfectly timed with Jolly being crushed
heres your first reply
the second replay
3rd
and the 2 slams afterwards
*Barrels Explode and Jolly dies*
*Moments later*
"Morphine administered"
Too much morphine i guess
Jolly is complaining about this taking 4 hours and 30 minutes when it took me 3 hours just to beat Nameless King lmao
@@notgray88 just wait until sekiro last boss
@@notgray88 wish my potato can run it
@@notgray88 hey at least you have a reasonable chance to defend yourself in Dark Souls,in the later half of the mod Jolly is playing the mod author just go's
"Aight here's 700 enemies of death and destuction outside an extremely small choke point.....here's a pistol and 3 turrets that have the accuracy comparable to a ferret with a gun that also murders you if you look at it the wrong way"
"Is this mod bugging you?"
Jolly: *sad stressed glitching noises*
Jolly did *bug out* there
18:04
Oh. My. God. Stop. The. Puns.
@@nicefloweytheoverseer7632 You're two months too late
more like ahhh😫😫😫🥵🥵😩😩
18:58 gets me every time! The pain in Jolly's voice when he sees another room full of enemies!
15:30 Love the easy Jolly says traitor, it sounds cinematic almost, like a climactic scene in some old war movie.
"Ah. You! Traitoh!" Sounds kinda Bri'ish.
Lord of the rings style
@@delta9685 hes australian
19:50 the isolation room is funnier with the mental state of Jolly right there lol I can't
Jolly: - Gets through the door and thinks he can finally move on peacefully. -
Shotgun Guy: *You fool! You fell for one of the classic blunders!*
SPT_GAMING 03 you not wrong on that one.
YOU FAILED FOR IT FOUL!
THUNDER BULLET CROSS ATTACK!
*You fell for it dumbass! Spas12 rush attack!*
NO FIGHTER HAS EVER BEATEN IT!
12:43
"Embrace me!"
**Antlion Guardian proceeds to violently shove him away**
Lol
Oh hey it's you
Funny man from lisa comments
Antlion Guardian: **I WILL EMBRACE YOU**
Hotline miami
Jolly Inside The Padded Room:
I am safe, this is safe
Outside is _not_ safe, they will kill me
I'm staying in here, it's safe
I'll just talk with you guys
Staying here, _alone_ , talking to _all_ of you
This is my home now
16:04
After the antlions beat the shit out of the turret, they came back to Jolly and be like:
Father, we have defeated the evil machine! Are you proud of us??
hilarious
Jolly : * shoots his kids on the head *
Jolly: *_/Kill the Younglings_*
Jolly: *demonic screeching*
Joel: *laughes when he makes a mistake wich it follows by death*
Jolly: *has a mental breakdown when he is killed by a bunch of barrels and NPC's*
Too true.
Sane and Insanity.
*DESK SLAMS*
Joel
Jolly
Hey, at least they're both fucking shit at the game they seem to like the most, so at least that's a common thing between them.
"I miss my sanity too"
The shear brokenness he states this in...
God this was so perfect as a first vid to watch from your channel, Jolly!
24:34. The flying antllion just makes the whole scene so perfect XD
"I want some mince pieeee-"
Mans got hit by an insane uppercut
You know it's going to be good when you hear classical music.
Yeahol
What's the song at 1:30?
Someone went through an observed amount of effort to make a mod like this, just on the off chance one man in particular would play it and suffer. You have to respect that.
So basically Jolly went to hell and back for our entertainment.
Man i keep seying you in every video and i mean every video i see not kidding
@@cdfactory because he's the Anime Adaptation of Justin Y.
This man is everywhere, this must be multiple people
He saw crosses grow on Anzio
íts you again -_-
23:31 Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
lol
Everyone know's Jolly is fucking Based
Hello, based department?
Lake Manson Based? Based on what?
@@lenuilu Don't worry about it.
6:12
Jolly: _gets obliterated in a veritable barrelocalypse_
HEV Suit: "Morphine, Administered"
Yeah my body explode by 6 million barrels of TNT explosive wherever they are, an injection with morphine ain't going to help my problem!
"I'm trying to kill them, not force them off Twitter!"
"just need to get rid of those little black guys"
-jollywangcore 2020
Edit: this aged
Jolly wants to exterminate African children confirmed.
@@The1of1000 Let's rephrase that: Jolly wants to end world hunger, starting on the continent of Africa.
@EroticOverride based? Based on what?
@EroticOverride damn, guess the joke ain't here yet then
Berlin conference be like
26:28 - "Serious Sam 5" really looks awesome
"please don't take these sounds out of context"
Not even a second later: *_MMMMMMMMMMHHHHMMMM_*
I think we should, the community has spoken!
R34
Nice pfp :)
Map: Save often
Jolly: *No, I don’t think I will.*
He's literally playing the "Hardcore Mode" at a difficulty level higher than even its creator intended...
"Four hours and thirty minutes.
Of my life that I will never get back"
*clicks like*
I suddenly realise this is hard because it involves basic logic, something Jolly lacks
idk man looks too hard for me
He sometimes Overly complicates things, that he doesnt see the basic fucking solution.
@@reedman0780 so he underdo or overdo it, never an inbetween
@@ArcturusOTE yeah exactly
@@reedman0780 what's the obvious solution to say the prison like place where tons of doors open and citizend come out shooting at you? Seems kinda unfair to me
"why would a breaking crate create a spark?" the real question is, how does that spark reach the inside of the barrel?
Maybe theres oil(or whatever is the flamable liquid inside) all over the barrel so it start burning outside.
@@Felipe_Castilho Hmmm... Interesting.
The only thing spark is his frustration xD
why would water ignite the barrel ?
How did someone pile up those barrels if they are so prone to catch on fire?
Jolly: "we need to get rid of the little black guys-"
Me: "NOT GARY COLEMAN!"
XD
I wonder if he’ll say that Willis thing. I bet he _loves_ it when people ask him to do that!
@@badger6728 "Whatchu talkin bout aaasshole?"
@@jksonblkson I regret nothing.
@@badger6728 none of us do I love postal 2
Jolly: touches anything
anything: So you've chosen death
7:10 "Wake up Mr. Jolly, wake up and smell the crashes."
This pun earned you a Subscriber
- Jolly, are you gonna play new Half-Life?
- Nah, I'll give it a pass, they release them too quickly
You'd be surprised how well that aged. I'm almost in 2022 and Jolly made no attempt to play it.
4:19
its like the mod maker knew your every weakness and exploited it.
now that's a fandom that no one that no one would ask for
Smooth brain moment.
Turns out the only difference is every texture is bonzi buddy.
ah
Wot
I'm both amazed and concerned that someone knew well enough from streams and videos that they knew how to perfectly tailor a mod to piss you off
To whoever created the mod for Jolly, you just broke the man even further than beyond....
"jolly's hardcore mod" aka "let's see jolly going crazy"
Sooo any Half-Life mod then?
@@Kapin05 yes
*And when the world needed him the most, he disappeared once more.*
Us: Did you die?
Jolly: Sadly yes. But I lived!
"This reminds me um, of the very hard mod, but without any of the difficulty"
Famous
Last
Words
It's been a while since I've seen a Jolly Wangcore video, I was pretty frequent on the no commentary just subtitles phase of Jolly's channel and let me just say this...never stop Jolly. Keep trudging on you adorable little charmander you.
That last zombie had an iq higher than we can possibly comprehend
This mod's sole purpose was to "Gnomed" Jolly after putting him through intense mental abuse lmao.
Bruh
Jolly's rant about being told to watch out for his own grenades, followed directly by his own grenade bouncing off the wall to fly directly at his face is probably the best thing I've ever seen.
I love watching his chronological descent into madness.
You know when you hid in the padded cel saying nothing could hurt you, I was deadass waiting for the ceiling to crush you or something
Any mod where Jolly has to think is a Hardcore mod for Jolly.
21:29 the desk slam lines up perfectly with the grenade explosion
I love how Jolly goes through all 5 stages of grief
11:31 The Allied Powers telling everyone Germany is Chill after they signed the treaty of versailles
Hehhehe
xD
12:00 Hi~
Entente*
the fact that desk slam 21 happens in minute 21 (at 21:29) and lines up with that grenade flub is rather nice
"I'm waiting to come back and the gnome's just gone"
He has to film DramaAlert, Jolly.
It's best we don't repeat what the gnome said about Alyx
@@shukterhousejive Everyone type in the chat. Alyx is a
@@farkbett699 gnome?
Lolwutfordawin ni
Couldn't resist the "lever" that you "pushed". That was a dial. (I think) you turn those.
Jolly is one of the few youtubers whos videos I can watch multiple times and still be entertained
I'm here watching it yet again. That moment when Jolly's SECOND grenade come back at his face while he is defending his skill with grenades is the only thing in the world that gives me a near asthma attack. I sound like I'm half laughing, half crying and fully dying.
22:31 : "Sector is clear"
22:34 : *"NOT CLEAR! NOT CLEAR!"*
Similar to the marines in Half-Life: Opposing Force saying that an area is secure while actively fighting the black ops.
You can see at which points the creator of the mod has motivation spikes, it went from these challenging puzzles, to 100 people in a room trying to kill you because fuck it, that's easier than making up a puzzle.
Well, as long as Jolly suffers, it works well enough.
Jolly this brings me joy every time I watch it, I watched the stream VOD and this video several times, you did not waste those 4 hours and 30 minutes
how many headcrab zombies do you want to put in a room?
the creator: _Yes_
Let me see what yes is by translating from base35 to base10
42168 zombies in a single room. (Because 42168 is yes translated to base10 from base35)
I like the way you think Nice Flowey
@@nicefloweytheoverseer7632 base 10 and base 35 times hunt down the Freeman levels of crap
"I don't know why I gendered the fish"
This makes only slightly more sense *in context*
This was a captivating dive into the crumbling of a man's psyche. I have never been more entertained. You should do this again. Because it's funny.
"That's a hole that i can fit through"-A Jolly Wangcore
"And I don't get to say that very often" - A Jolly Wangcore
4:59 - 5:52 And thus, that is how Jolly was born.
Jolly: "no, don't shoot at me..I'm the..good..guy."
*doesn't mention the trail of bodies behind him, and the sacrifice of the many ant-lions.
Totally a good guy.👍
2:03 - that is perfectly timed with the music.
21:22 belongs in one of those "perfectly cut scream compilations" that keep showing up in my UA-cam recommendations.
I'm glad you're getting them now instead of me.
Link please?
Someone actually just posted this to r/perfectlycutscreams on Reddit!
@@souvikrc4499 can you link :D?
Sure! Here is the link:
www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/g5t9rt/use_your_balls_of_energy/?
Jolly: **plays Jolly's hardcore mod**
UA-cam: "hey this looks like Fallout 4"
Makes sense, Fallout 4 does look like it was developed more than a decade ago.
This whole video can be described as "defeat from the jaws of victory"
"I'm trying to kill them, not force them off Twitter!"
Damn right
Tell that to Zoe Quinn.
@@theblackbaron4119 OHH yikes
@@theblackbaron4119 ah- oooooooooh...
the hidden path in the fan room reminded me of playing ocarina of time 3d. it was my first time every playing the game and I had the idea of taking on Bongo Bongo head on without the bow, when i DID have it. I sliced and dice the hands and then shoot the eye. Great news is I did actually win! with just 2 bottles of 3 unused. then I saw the Sheikah Stone solution. Like Jolly said. "Brute Forced it Like a Fucking Champ!"
I saw Bad_Dragon say "I've got something to clear your throat" and I laughed pretty hard
Wait where?
19:16 "Welcome! Welcome to Padded Cell 17! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining (in)sanity centers. I thought so much of Padded Cell 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Control Center so thoughtfully provided by our mod benefactors. I've been proud to call Padded Cell 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to insanity unknown - welcome to Cell 17. It's *safer* here. Probably."
The music is giving me hardcore flashbacks to fallout 4 with a montage of bugs glitches with tod saying "it just works"
Game: "Save often. :3"
Jolly: (Never saves or loads his save and constantly starts over in the first few minutes).
Jolly when he used a enemy turet: Enemy turet: shooting at him
Jolly: YOU TRAITOR
23:55 *d o n t m i n d i f i d o*
Ononononono
Jolly's accent is so mild that sometimes I forget he's from Australia then things like 7:33 happen.
It's fake because if he really lived there, he'd end up getting killed by every spider
@@scmmlamarre7018 he could've just throw bugbait to distract them
@@randomicatto that's why hes so fond of it! It works for him irl
18:52 the sheer happiness quickly slammed by the sense of failure in his voice at this specific part had me laughing very loud for a quick minute LOL
**EXPLOSION FROM OTHER ROOM**
8:29 "LOOK OUT FREEMAN!"
21:22 Antlion: "GET DOWN MR.PRESIDENT!!"
20:20 that wall looks like my average gmod session of fighting the combine with old west revolvers
Heh 2020
@@calvindawerecat9995 it seems i was beaten by another
3:52 as a gnome I find this very offensive
“Quite embarrassing and not very funny” that sentence is a lie, all your embarrassing deaths are funny.
21:08 He's talking about the Combine Rifle's alt fire. You fire one of them into that cage and it's going to have a field day bouncing from adversary to adversary killing everyone. What kills me is you pull it out at 21:28, and you use ALL the primary fire and start digging for ammo while your alt fire is still 2/2 shots.
As well as the antlion fight
18:06 out of context jolly wangcore sound owo
I-
Thats cursed ngl
what da fuk
Jolly be getting the fox treatment
2:27 the foreshadowing is just accurate
15:37 Jolly decides he's American now when he says "traitors."
Wow didn't even notice that (probably because I'm american)
Alternative Title: Man has mental sanity breakdown over hardest mod about him
the classical accompaniment is absolutely perfect for this game. good pick Jolly.