So I Installed "Jolly's hardcore mod"...
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- Опубліковано 17 кві 2020
- "This is a super hardcore map where you have to complete the entire game without losing your mind." - Quote from the modDB page.
Mod:
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No desks were harmed in the making of this video.
Edit: Also no I was not faking my stupidity or hamming it up I am just a broken human being.
Turn on subtitles, please.
DESK SLAMMER
No desk were harmed, BUT THOSE FUCKING CRATES HAD IT COMING!
How about crates?
"No desks were harmed in the making of this video"
The desks : *looks like its been bombed and broken into half by a very huge body builder throwing a giant bomb that the russians made*
The ending elevator should've taken you back to the beginning.
@Benrey are you real benrey
@@crazydog8720 he's not asking for your passport so... HE'S AN IMPOSTER!
@@chemselox but im lucky that he isnt
Hi Satan
Now... DO IT AGAIN!!!
the turrets when shooting enemies: 10% accuracy
the turrets when shooting Jolly: *200% accuracy*
I swear it’s like this in HL2 aswell
Yes
For me this feels like something that may happen in Xcom...
@@shallowk3741 "well, the player can learn and exploit, unlike the ai, so we just gave them better stats" -- Firaxis, probably
@@bostonian4650 but this IS HL2..?
The guy who made this must be having so much fun watching this
i forgot who made it do you know
@@renagadefam5521 i think its this guy named jolly
It was you
start of the video and he gets gassed
masochist
19:40 who else expected the door to be unopen-able from the inside? Like he stepped into the safe space, closed it to keep it safe, saved the game, and then would find out that he'd just softlocked himself and needed to do the entire thing over again.
Bruh
@@zrATT_ Better question, why did the padded room have a panic bar?
@@borsniel7767 in case of a crush, apparently
That's one of these moments when you say "HELL NAW, FUCK OFF" and noclip outta there.
To really stump Jolly, someone should make a map where the puzzles are basic elementary school math problems.
Jolly: "Someone made a mod for me to play."
Correction, someone made a mod for you to suffer.
Firock Finion correction, its jollys goldfish levels of intelligence that make him suffer.
Well even the combine are more competent then Jolly's broken sanity.
@@Goldster-ik6bg combine security relies on putting the consoles and power sources OUTSIDE the area the security is protecting, much like leaving the code to a keypad sticky noted above said keypad. Maybe they WANTED earth to fight back because humans were boring and/or bored.
They must be rewarded.
correction, someone made TWO mods for him to suffer
9:00 the genius that is this mod maker. He KNEW Jolly would smash his head through that 'challenge', only to pull the rug from underneath Jolly's achievement by showing the actual entrance. No money could pay for that amount of joy I got watching that :D
2:03 I love how the music is perfectly timed with Jolly being crushed
heres your first reply
the second replay
3rd
and the 2 slams afterwards
this game is literally the embodiment of beating half life 1, on hardcore, with just the crowbar, and at the end of the game the nihilanth gives you a gold star and kills you anyway
If jolly wasn't so braindead this mod would've been bad, but not awful
I feel as if you’re speaking from experience here
@@khorkhi7107 the part with 50 enemies is bullshit though.
@@MsHumanOfTheDecade which one? The rebels one?
Man,I did this when I was younger and boy it was such a clusterfuck
It's not a complete jolly video if he doesn't die in the first minute.
46 seconds. He got pritty close.
What do I expect anyway? It's Jolly, lol.
And 2nd. And 3rd, 4th, 5th....
More like being a idiot all the time
@@HellelLightbringer666 Wow, calm your tits.
19:50 the isolation room is funnier with the mental state of Jolly right there lol I can't
18:58 gets me every time! The pain in Jolly's voice when he sees another room full of enemies!
25:00 probably the best outplay by a zombie i ever saw in a video game
Zombie IQ 3000%
Being outsmarted by a zombie has got to be embarassing.
Zombies have an iq higher than jolly’s at this point.
as soon as jolly said: 'i am done with your shit'
zombie goes like: 'same to you pal!"
The zombie finally did it
6:13
Jolly: Gets absolutely obliterated by 15 million barrels in a room
HEV Suit: *M O R P H I N E A D M I N I S I T E R E D*
Jolly: Completely obliterates his desk
HEV Suit: *M I N O R F R A C T U R E D E T E C T E D*
No morphine injection is gonna numb Jolly's fury against this mod.
He should have thrown an explosive barrel inside that room to clear it
It’s Morphine Time
Jolly: get fucking crushed Hev suit: minor fracture detected
Jolly Inside The Padded Room:
I am safe, this is safe
Outside is _not_ safe, they will kill me
I'm staying in here, it's safe
I'll just talk with you guys
Staying here, _alone_ , talking to _all_ of you
This is my home now
6:12
Jolly: _gets obliterated in a veritable barrelocalypse_
HEV Suit: "Morphine, Administered"
Yeah my body explode by 6 million barrels of TNT explosive wherever they are, an injection with morphine ain't going to help my problem!
Gamer: Gives commentary
Jolly: *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* I'm fine.
ha quality content
YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY AND ORIGINAL LOLOLOLOL OMG UR ON FIRE ISNT THAT FUNNY 😕😠😂😁😂😂😁😂😁😂😁😂😂😂😂😁😠😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
now, fuck off and be a true original funnyman
@@404TVfr ...what?
@@404TVfr i mean you aren't the definition of funny as well so shut sideways
@@404TVfr shut left
*Barrels Explode and Jolly dies*
*Moments later*
"Morphine administered"
Too much morphine i guess
Jolly is complaining about this taking 4 hours and 30 minutes when it took me 3 hours just to beat Nameless King lmao
@@notgray88 just wait until sekiro last boss
@@notgray88 wish my potato can run it
@@notgray88 hey at least you have a reasonable chance to defend yourself in Dark Souls,in the later half of the mod Jolly is playing the mod author just go's
"Aight here's 700 enemies of death and destuction outside an extremely small choke point.....here's a pistol and 3 turrets that have the accuracy comparable to a ferret with a gun that also murders you if you look at it the wrong way"
Someone went through an observed amount of effort to make a mod like this, just on the off chance one man in particular would play it and suffer. You have to respect that.
"Four hours and thirty minutes.
Of my life that I will never get back"
*clicks like*
Jollys sanity was lost in 4 hours and 30 minutes. The earth lasted 7 hours against the combine.
Gnome > Combine
Firestorm Danger Dash
Well your not wr...
Right.
Gonome > Gnome > Combine
@@Snooty1 wright
Gnomebine
G-nome
"Is this mod bugging you?"
Jolly: *sad stressed glitching noises*
Jolly did *bug out* there
18:04
Oh. My. God. Stop. The. Puns.
@@nicefloweytheoverseer7632 You're two months too late
more like ahhh😫😫😫🥵🥵😩😩
Jolly: "we need to get rid of the little black guys-"
Me: "NOT GARY COLEMAN!"
XD
I wonder if he’ll say that Willis thing. I bet he _loves_ it when people ask him to do that!
@@badger6728 "Whatchu talkin bout aaasshole?"
@@jksonblkson I regret nothing.
@@badger6728 none of us do I love postal 2
"I miss my sanity too"
The shear brokenness he states this in...
God this was so perfect as a first vid to watch from your channel, Jolly!
I suddenly realise this is hard because it involves basic logic, something Jolly lacks
idk man looks too hard for me
He sometimes Overly complicates things, that he doesnt see the basic fucking solution.
@@reedman0780 so he underdo or overdo it, never an inbetween
@@ArcturusOTE yeah exactly
@@reedman0780 what's the obvious solution to say the prison like place where tons of doors open and citizend come out shooting at you? Seems kinda unfair to me
"... this is Hunt Down The Freeman levels of stupid..." An insult beyond no other.
btw, the classical music in the background of this video makes it a whole lot funnier.
I think an insult beyond no other would technically be the weakest insult
It's really well timed as well.
+Holly Blocky
Honestly, I was kind of split between which classical piece would be suitable:
1. "The Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss
or
2. "The Dance of the Hours" by Amilcare Ponchielli
@@GlowingOrangeOoze ahh yes. just like peoples mis use of "i could care less"
sounds perfectly rude but tecnically not as rude as you thought.
@@MrOrdosan cuz it's actually "I *couldn't* care less"
26:28 - "Serious Sam 5" really looks awesome
I'm both amazed and concerned that someone knew well enough from streams and videos that they knew how to perfectly tailor a mod to piss you off
That Antlion at 21:26 was all like:
"Get down Mr President!" Over that grenade. What a hero. ;D
yee
Damn
I just noticed...
Yeah.. R.I.P.
Wow...a hero indeed
Jolly: **hits table**
Suit: *Minor fracture detected.*
@EroticOverride
Don't have to be all hostile ya fuckin grilled cheese
@EroticOverride
It's the internet, I can say whatever I want about anyone's mom you cob of corn.
these are some rare insults
@@commietearsdrinker Quiet you bowl of cereal
@@BlueRockEye rare as steak
- Jolly, are you gonna play new Half-Life?
- Nah, I'll give it a pass, they release them too quickly
You'd be surprised how well that aged. I'm almost in 2022 and Jolly made no attempt to play it.
That last zombie had an iq higher than we can possibly comprehend
16:04
After the antlions beat the shit out of the turret, they came back to Jolly and be like:
Father, we have defeated the evil machine! Are you proud of us??
hilarious
Jolly : * shoots his kids on the head *
Jolly: *_/Kill the Younglings_*
Jolly: *demonic screeching*
You know it's going to be good when you hear classical music.
Yeahol
What's the song at 1:30?
20:20 that wall looks like my average gmod session of fighting the combine with old west revolvers
Heh 2020
@@calvindawerecat9995 it seems i was beaten by another
I love watching his chronological descent into madness.
23:31 Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
lol
Everyone know's Jolly is fucking Based
Hello, based department?
Lake Manson Based? Based on what?
@@lenuilu Don't worry about it.
15:30 Love the easy Jolly says traitor, it sounds cinematic almost, like a climactic scene in some old war movie.
"Ah. You! Traitoh!" Sounds kinda Bri'ish.
Lord of the rings style
*And when the world needed him the most, he disappeared once more.*
Us: Did you die?
Jolly: Sadly yes. But I lived!
23:55 *d o n t m i n d i f i d o*
Ononononono
12:43
"Embrace me!"
**Antlion Guardian proceeds to violently shove him away**
Lol
Oh hey it's you
Funny man from lisa comments
Antlion Guardian: **I WILL EMBRACE YOU**
"I'm trying to kill them, not force them off Twitter!"
18:06 out of context jolly wangcore sound owo
I-
Thats cursed ngl
what da fuk
Jolly be getting the fox treatment
18:24 - Those numbers rolling up had me rolling on the floor.
"please don't take these sounds out of context"
Not even a second later: *_MMMMMMMMMMHHHHMMMM_*
I think we should, the community has spoken!
R34
Nice pfp :)
Map: Save often
Jolly: *No, I don’t think I will.*
He's literally playing the "Hardcore Mode" at a difficulty level higher than even its creator intended...
21:29 the desk slam lines up perfectly with the grenade explosion
the fact that desk slam 21 happens in minute 21 (at 21:29) and lines up with that grenade flub is rather nice
"just need to get rid of those little black guys"
-jollywangcore 2020
Edit: this aged
Jolly wants to exterminate African children confirmed.
@@The1of1000 Let's rephrase that: Jolly wants to end world hunger, starting on the continent of Africa.
@EroticOverride based? Based on what?
@EroticOverride damn, guess the joke ain't here yet then
Berlin conference be like
Jolly: **plays Jolly's hardcore mod**
UA-cam: "hey this looks like Fallout 4"
Makes sense, Fallout 4 does look like it was developed more than a decade ago.
The music is giving me hardcore flashbacks to fallout 4 with a montage of bugs glitches with tod saying "it just works"
“Pretty much just a shit post”
So, this channel
"why would a breaking crate create a spark?" the real question is, how does that spark reach the inside of the barrel?
The alternative to Jolly's Softcore Mod.
Jolly is one of the few youtubers whos videos I can watch multiple times and still be entertained
I'm here watching it yet again. That moment when Jolly's SECOND grenade come back at his face while he is defending his skill with grenades is the only thing in the world that gives me a near asthma attack. I sound like I'm half laughing, half crying and fully dying.
Jolly: - Gets through the door and thinks he can finally move on peacefully. -
Shotgun Guy: *You fool! You fell for one of the classic blunders!*
SPT_GAMING 03 you not wrong on that one.
YOU FAILED FOR IT FOUL!
THUNDER BULLET CROSS ATTACK!
*You fell for it dumbass! Spas12 rush attack!*
NO FIGHTER HAS EVER BEATEN IT!
Joel: *laughes when he makes a mistake wich it follows by death*
Jolly: *has a mental breakdown when he is killed by a bunch of barrels and NPC's*
Too true.
Sane and Insanity.
*DESK SLAMS*
Joel
Jolly
Hey, at least they're both fucking shit at the game they seem to like the most, so at least that's a common thing between them.
**EXPLOSION FROM OTHER ROOM**
8:29 "LOOK OUT FREEMAN!"
the hidden path in the fan room reminded me of playing ocarina of time 3d. it was my first time every playing the game and I had the idea of taking on Bongo Bongo head on without the bow, when i DID have it. I sliced and dice the hands and then shoot the eye. Great news is I did actually win! with just 2 bottles of 3 unused. then I saw the Sheikah Stone solution. Like Jolly said. "Brute Forced it Like a Fucking Champ!"
"jolly's hardcore mod" aka "let's see jolly going crazy"
Sooo any Half-Life mod then?
@@Kapin05 yes
So basically Jolly went to hell and back for our entertainment.
Man i keep seying you in every video and i mean every video i see not kidding
@@cdfactory because he's the Anime Adaptation of Justin Y.
This man is everywhere, this must be multiple people
He saw crosses grow on Anzio
íts you again -_-
3:52 as a gnome I find this very offensive
Not gonna lie, I've been having this video constantly get recommended to me for a year now.
For once I agree with UA-cam
youtube recommendations at their best
You and me both...I think I've watched it about 20 or 30 times
4:19
its like the mod maker knew your every weakness and exploited it.
now that's a fandom that no one that no one would ask for
Smooth brain moment.
24:34. The flying antllion just makes the whole scene so perfect XD
"I want some mince pieeee-"
Mans got hit by an insane uppercut
Jolly: "no, don't shoot at me..I'm the..good..guy."
*doesn't mention the trail of bodies behind him, and the sacrifice of the many ant-lions.
Totally a good guy.👍
Alternative Title: Man has mental sanity breakdown over hardest mod about him
You know when you hid in the padded cel saying nothing could hurt you, I was deadass waiting for the ceiling to crush you or something
No amount of morphine the suit gives is gonna numb Jolly's pain from this mod.
This was a captivating dive into the crumbling of a man's psyche. I have never been more entertained. You should do this again. Because it's funny.
This mod's sole purpose was to "Gnomed" Jolly after putting him through intense mental abuse lmao.
Bruh
"This reminds me um, of the very hard mod, but without any of the difficulty"
Famous
Last
Words
The timing for the music when he was killed by that first moving wall was perfect.
Jolly this brings me joy every time I watch it, I watched the stream VOD and this video several times, you did not waste those 4 hours and 30 minutes
7:10 "Wake up Mr. Jolly, wake up and smell the crashes."
This pun earned you a Subscriber
Turns out the only difference is every texture is bonzi buddy.
ah
Wot
2:02
So caught up on that Lock to the point where Jolly forgot about the Wall Traps?
This is Comedy Gold right here.
This is the video when Jolly went truly insane, some say he is still recovering.
Jolly: touches anything
anything: So you've chosen death
11:31 The Allied Powers telling everyone Germany is Chill after they signed the treaty of versailles
Hehhehe
xD
12:00 Hi~
5:44 "dont take this sounds out of context"-Jolly 2020
Me: *It's free real state*
i like how at 18:12 you look down as if you're actually hanging your head in shame...
I love how Jolly goes through all 5 stages of grief
It's been a while since I've seen a Jolly Wangcore video, I was pretty frequent on the no commentary just subtitles phase of Jolly's channel and let me just say this...never stop Jolly. Keep trudging on you adorable little charmander you.
Anytime I'm having a bad day I find myself back to this video. Always cheers me up.
18:26 Jolly Transforming into a Turret.
"I don't know why I gendered the fish"
This makes only slightly more sense *in context*
Couldn't resist the "lever" that you "pushed". That was a dial. (I think) you turn those.
Technically he called it that the gnome was gonna be evil. Though it was out of general hatred of the gnome, but still.
Never did understand why he didn't just shoot the barrel as it rolled towards him in the vent. It's what I did but it was also the last of my ammo but I had health so it was an even trade.
To whoever created the mod for Jolly, you just broke the man even further than beyond....
Any mod where Jolly has to think is a Hardcore mod for Jolly.
Watching this a year later I'm just thinking, "Man, life treats Jolly so unfairly"
"Beautiful Blue Danube" fits so much to this video
"I'm waiting to come back and the gnome's just gone"
He has to film DramaAlert, Jolly.
It's best we don't repeat what the gnome said about Alyx
@@shukterhousejive Everyone type in the chat. Alyx is a
@@farkbett699 gnome?
Lolwutfordawin ni
Jolly's rant about being told to watch out for his own grenades, followed directly by his own grenade bouncing off the wall to fly directly at his face is probably the best thing I've ever seen.
20:27 THAT DONATION THO
I mean...
it can be clearing throats tho... 😳😳
I just love how casually he slides into the "god fuckin cunt shit". Jolly is so blessed.
"That's a hole that i can fit through"-A Jolly Wangcore
"And I don't get to say that very often" - A Jolly Wangcore