how Disney thinks lightsabers work
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
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no wonder she left the order
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from Star Wars: The Acolyte
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Lightsabers are basically just glowing baseball bats at this point.
Lightsabers are now as dangerous as the toy lightsabers we played with as kids...
Disney doesn't know how to use a Lightsaber at all.
I think you haven't watched the show yet. This comment may apply to Kenobi ,but not to this show.
Yeah, lightsabers are BACK in this show
@@empireofengland6039it apply in most of their show 😅
"it is lightsaber in your pants or you happy see me?"
"I don't know but you're holding it with both hands"
uncharted reference?
There were no pants there. Hence the curious glances.
"what pants?"
"No, I just have a permanent erection. It's actually a genuine medical problem that my doctor is looking into."
Wow she turned into ice spice
😂 that is her tho her "dis track to us"
dont do ice spice like that
@@Mr.AutodeleteI take it you’re a munch? 💀
@@Mr.Autodelete ice spice isn't famous for anything tho, just an online celebrity. someone probably paid for her to show up on the rap scene.
@@KamenNation still no one should be compared to amandla stanberg except mouselini hitler or stalin
I love how she tells him to stay where he is, but he doesn't, and she does nothing except checking him out.
I'd probably check too.. No Homo 😂
And it's not like she even moved in when saying that to at least try to keep him from getting out of the water. Instead, she just stayed out of lightsaber range, making no attempt to actually prevent him from moving.
@@iliveintrash5233 Yeah. Not amazing writing decisions on that part. And most parts of the show.
dumbass writers
As ObiWan says all the other Jedis are actually Sea Otters
She's holding the lightsaber like she's going to shoot confetti. Lol what a joke.
And every other Jedi that did that stance including Obi-Wan back in TPM. lol what a joke
@@ThunderBZaperwrong shut up.
@@rudigerhouston6270 Lol. 😝
@@ThunderBZaper lol what a joke
Should have tried to hold it sideways
Dude kills 90% of the team, then it’s time to kind of forgive him on the next episode. 😮 those girls weren’t raised right.
Fatherless Behavior.
@@md_vandenberg lmao
well she doesn't has father
That girl is a psychopath...
When you consider that this pairing is inspired by reylo, it makes perfect sense.
she is pointing the thing as a gun. As if she wasn't a padawan before and never picked up a saber.
The level of direction/directors they have, yeah this is all for money laundering, this is not a $180 million show.
@@gumbowallace that doesn't make any sense. What is that going to do ?
@@gumbowallace The guy was like 20 meters away from her when she pointed at him. That's why I said "pointing like a gun"
@gumbowallace she could at least ignite the saber and make a stance. Actually it would have been better if she didn't do anything at all, as the outcome would be the same.
"This weapon can easily kill you".
Well no shit. He just did that to her whole crew of jedi, that's not intimidating him.
@@VictorSilva-qf2tushe was kicked out the order for not being good enough and in the same scene he tells her she’s holding it wrong but let’s cut that part out
With lightsabers nowadays feels like a miracle if you die by one considering they're basically pool noodles where of you get stabbed by one you'll still get stabbed but then walk it off and be like eh I'm fine. Unless your name is qui gon jinn
tis but a singe
Why do you think Jecki Lon was stabbed three times? Bet she only had three hit points.
I recently read, that they use Disneysabers nowadays. Also called lasersword. These could indeed cut, burn or melt many materials including wood, rock and metal, but are basically harmless to badly written main characters.
Not to be confused with lightsabers. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Sometimes you can even hear the difference clearly ☝️
😉
Have you not watched the previous episode
Or Jecki Lon, or 4 other Jedi, or Cere Junda, or Savage Oppress, or Adi Gallia, or Agen Kolar…
I guess without being a Jedi you just magically forget all your trainings despite desperately wanting to be a Jedi.
It's like they want it both ways. One character with no training becomes a perfect jedi instantly, one character is an ex jedi with training but behaves like she just learned about it. Rey and Osha need to trade places.
@Woogoo336 She's scared. Likely never properly used a lightsaber before, either.
I agree with characters being rapidly good at weilding a saber, but there's no reason they would need to "have it both ways" if picking up a saber and being good immediately is inherently ridiculous anyway.
@@princetbug Using the lightsaber and learning about 7 forms is day 1 of knowledge for jedi students
@@dangi6516it's actually a life long study
@@DashhunterLP how to use them yes , but knowledge about them is a day 1 lesson + at worst she would though how to use Shii-Cho and whatever she is doing is not Shii-Cho
"So what do I do with this thing?"
"I'll give you a hint. Not _that."_
😂😂😂Tron legacy reference👌
Underrated comment
When she checked him out, she should have said to herself, "Now this I can do"
That ending was absolutely fricking cursed.
Is this real
@@indianathe3rd742check out Amandla disz track
Stalking a man and pick his lightsaber while he's enjoying his Polynesian spa is unforgivable
"Stay where you are or I'll shoot my sword at you!"
Remember when lightsabers were respected and feared weapons only wielded by swordmasters with years of intense training?
.... and sith?
Yeah, and if you're referring to the jedi dying in a prior episode, 1: several of them were padawans (and this was focused on), 2: a bunch of jedi died to General Grievous or a bunch of bugs and droids. they're not invincible and it's well known that not every jedi is on the level or anywhere near the likes of Obi wan, Anakin, or Mace Windu. At the time there were hundreds of jedi, and the few wisest or most skilled were on the council, which even they still fell.
@princetbug where did you get the implication that a master swordsman was invincible from?
Play KotOR 2 and talk to Kreia about lightsabers. Best ever
It used to be an elegant weapon for a more civilized age...
Pretty sure there were several thousand Jedi, maybe even over 10 000 at the time of episode 1. For example there was probably a hundred younglings in training at the main temple, with many other Jedi temples spread throughout the galaxy and many Jedi going around with padawans at their side.
I can't believe Obi Wan Kenobi mistakenly insulted sea otters
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!"
I get that reference
Absolutely based reference
0:10 FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And having literal sex slaves in episode 6 was? I’m sorry that was far far worse than this. This is a dude going for a swim, that was multiple sex slaves one of which was killed cause she wouldn’t go over to Jabba.
The end got me 😂😂
The light sticks the guards had from futurama are more dangerous then Disney lightsabers 😂
bruh he literally killed like 6 Jedi with it
The way she holds and moves it, and the way he turns. Its almost as if the actor thinks that the Saber is supposed to be on, thus why shes holding it like that. And the people in charge just completely fucked it either by not telling her it isnt, or not making it be on in post.
Sure looks that way.
If the roles were reversed, people on X (Twitter) would be complaining all year BUT it's a man so it's okay
Cry more
Shut up@@mattfein3291
@@mattfein3291that goes for you
@@mattfein3291 Cry more
IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED
Her only weapon is daddy issue 😂
Oh that's gotta be racist
"My lightsaber is more dangerous than the thing in your hand."
Star Wars is such a joke now
Since care bears show up
No jokes have meaning. This is just trash.
Star wars was always a joke. people know it when the first movies came out
No one cared about those nerds and no one cares now
@@benderfoulder Star Wars was never a joke it’s a film franchise that focuses on action and fantasy now it’s a comedy and it’s failing so bad that it’s driven hardcore fans away
@@benderfoulder mf got a my little pony profile and content 🤡
wait until this guy finds out about ezra bridger’s lightsaber
We don't talk about that...
I can understand wizards in Harry Potter holding their wands like guns, but character holding lightsabers like that in Disney Star Wars? C'mon.
What does she think she can do, he can force push her no problem 😂😂😂
I know nothing about Star Wars, like I know nothing about flying an airplane, but I know for sure that's not how you use it 😂
Bro what is this show. Who is actually watching this 😂
show's better than Book of Boba Fett and Obi-Wan Kenobi so it's fairly entertaining man. people missing out just because of the (indeed very much present) camp
@@njux1871The show is worse than anything Disney has ever made
only Disney+ payers(🤡) watch this😂
@@njux1871 I watched Acolyte for a while unaware of the reviews, etc. It's insultingly bad.
I got the answer for u:
SHILLS!
This is the most I've seen of The Acolyte 😂
And that was too much
They turned weapons of pure destruction and defence, into the thing I use to hold up my curtains
😂I spit out my drink when Ewan popped up, you bastard.
0:26 that pose looks dirty 💀
i mean osa? idk how she is called i dont watch acolyte
She’s picking up a lightsaber idk what’s “dirty” abt it
Why are diSneY "lightsabers" the size of beer cans now?
'Don't move!'
Into range of my melee weapon 🤦♂️
The pose she does is weirdly similar to the pose old Kenobi does when wielding a lightsaber, pointing it forward with both hands.
Either that or the writers will find some way to make a character survive. It's BS
A hell of a shot (?) and celebratory dance lol
Fuck the hater shit stuff
She just Fortnite danced him lol.
They think they're blasters, baseball bats, and you can change their colour as you please.
Apparently it's hard to tell which end is right side up as seen in skeleton crew.
The kid was obsessed with the Jedi and couldn't figure it out, meanwhile Luke had little to no knowledge about them in ANH, and got it right.
she was holding that thing like she didnt know where the laser was gonna come from
To be fair, when holding an actual sword, you often want to distance yourself away from the enemy, usually holding it in front of you and not at your side
Exactly. She is assuming a defensive position. People just don't get it.
She holding lightsaber in this way because she isn't trained enaugh
More like this is how they made Lightsabers work! Only lightsabers designs do not like are most of Star Wars Rebels thin ass Lightsabers except for Ahsoka Two White Lightsabers that wields them as a Double Bladed Ronin also the Crossguard Lightsabers are great but Kylo Ren looks odd like parts of it is damaged looks like a fire sword rather than a Laser Sword. Also WHO IS THAT SEXY LADY AT 0:41?
She has a nice FIRM gripon his lightsaber. 😆
She's holding it like that so that when she would ignite it it's immediately in a stance to keep him at distance
And yes she doesn't ignite it, which is due to her being unsure what to do evident in her not actually keeping him where he is
I'm always more excited in, that all Fan-Made Lightsaber Duells on UA-cam i'veseen, are a Lot better and Epic then in Disneys Movies
“So uncivilized”
I think, the only one who can do this in Star Wars, is Ezra Bridger since he made a blaster lightsaber 🤔
I didn’t know obi wan had such an interest in sea otters😂😂
I thought he was gonna ignite his saber...
and Disney thinks that in a space vacuum an ordinary fire burns and requires an ordinary fire extinguisher
I thought it was going to extend all the way to him, you caught me by surprise lol
I havent watched any star wars junk since the rogue one movie,but somehow,i am convinced there was zero editing involved in this video.
Disney probably thinks lightsabers shoot out foxy's hooah
Polynesian spa!
I like how one of the Jedi (I forget her name) got triple tapped and a lot of people collectively agreed/joked that somehow she survived that
I love watching Star Wars and seeing gratuitous nudity, crappy writing, characters who have no clear motivation, and an attempt to muddy the difference between right and wrong that falls so flat it makes your sister's chest look impressive.
If this really happened, the beam would barely burn his forehead.
So you know how our closest REPLICA of a lightsaber are those metal ones with the LED blades ? Now they’re identical, since a lightsaber is literally useless
I kept thinking where did I see this actor before. Now I remember. Finally. The Good Place. Closure.
Funnily enough I wouldn’t be surprised if this was in the show
0:40 What the fuck is this?
that was her "fuck tha haters" rap music video she did
That's the actual actress, she reacted to criticism of the show and claimed herself as "oppressed"
If you can make a fucking music video, how the hell are *you* the oppressed lady? I asked
The spirit of She Hulk's twerking got into her... him... whatever
it's her racist clip on X.
guys stop lying to spiderman that's default dance she's doing 😊
This is the most of the show I will ever see.
For those wondering the Ewan McGregor documentary is called The Wrong Way Round.
this scene is now canon according to cathleen kennedy
Humanity truly is a failure.:/
I’ve never seen Star Wars but I always thought lightsabers were like laser swords.
Remind me again why does George Lucas thought it’d be a good idea to sold Star Wars to Disney OF ALL THE FUCKING *ENTERPRISE?!*
I mean, I'd take the billions if I could too. He can go make a new star wars, with blackjack and hookers.😉🤣🤣🤣
They know how to make a decent series, they just dont care. An emotional society is a preoccupied society and easy to control. More content to keep your minds focused on the less your mind is seeing the real stuff that matters hmm.. like WW3 right around the corner. They have society high, but on emotion and people legit look for drama and to feel something like a drug.
Most are 2 clips froms self-rip from all the negative emotion constantly pushed to them, molding them and shaping them.
Drugged people are very easy to control, because you know what they cant stop wanting, and from that want you apply your programming and give them their fix while molding them.
My post is probably set so only i can see.😅
She’s been holding the stun gun from earlier too long
Actual unedited acolyte footage
Showing each other ever shade of their crouch sabers LOL!
You missed a chance for the Polynesian Spa
Please... May Disney hire better writers and change directors for the next projects... Seriously, Star Wars is a work that deserves quality, not the stupid progressive agenda that doesn't even serve Donald Trump.
Since when could light sabers shoot lasers out of it I thought it was just a glowing light stick😂
That’s not how Disney thinks lightsabers work.
If it were a true Disney lightsaber, it wouldn’t have hurt him.
At this point, just use regular swords
A lightsaber can cut through anything...apart from DEI Plot Armour.
That thing looks like it stinks
I died at this end.🤣🤣🤣
Was unexpected.
😂🤣😂
WTF is she doing holding a light saber like that?? 🙄
Bro not the Stenburg Shake at the end 😭
Bro the default dance music is wild
Lightsabers? More like shiny sticks right now
Star Wars Stuffs: *Hello There!*
a bit rude to put that hole in my head bruv
Disney "thinks", that's hilarious 😂
This is Disney Star Wars. It’s not like stabbing him with it would really do anything.
0:16 didn't expect that, and it made me laugh a lot.
I thought she’d put the lightsaber in the water to boil him and the 6 sea otters alive
Star wars is proof that things has to end one day, or it will loose its roots and become inconsistent.
Oh my eyes that dance was beyond Cringe
welp, I mistook an AR15 for a baseball bat before.
😂😂😂😂😂😂one hung low got popped by da sista!!
The man also has his lightsaber armed.
Okay, I’m definitely not happy that they are having any nudity related shit, but I love that they went back to the samurai inspiration and gave that guy hakama style pants!
They make the hilts so ridiculously thick now. It's like holding the business end of a baseball bat. All so they look like the overpriced Disneyland lightsabers
That dance 😂
Why George, why betray us like this