Louis C.K - I'm Just Telling You

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  • Опубліковано 23 січ 2023
  • #louie #louisck #standupcomedy #comedian #standup #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #comedyshorts #joerogan #davechappelle #shanegillis
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  • @MehdiEsfahani
    @MehdiEsfahani Рік тому +223

    You’re surrounded by her dream: perfect line

  • @darrenwendroff3441
    @darrenwendroff3441 Рік тому +47

    Wow, that Marathon joke, that shows you the true genius of Louis CK. The way he turned that joke around and knew that the audience would react to certain way, just amazing, what a great comic

  • @skeezix64
    @skeezix64 Рік тому +211

    “Really, you made this, instead of killing yourself?” Just one of so many lines in this bit that NEVER gets old. Always makes me laugh. “No let’s get a divorce. Isn’t that a better idea?” 😂😂😂

    • @SelfReflective
      @SelfReflective Рік тому +4

      And the follow up..."you go in there, I'll just walk away...."

    • @skeezix64
      @skeezix64 Рік тому +4

      @@SelfReflectivethat follow up is what EVERY guy thinks at that moment, and when he taps into the universalities of human existence is some of the funniest, laugh out loud, never gets old, material. Carlin could do it, Maniscalco can do it, and it’s priceless.

    • @Lex-wx3ib
      @Lex-wx3ib Рік тому +2

      clllll-lang-ling

    • @Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_
      @Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_ 5 місяців тому

      Carlin huh? I see how you got your profile name.​@@skeezix64

  • @frarfarf
    @frarfarf Рік тому +22

    Louis has 1000 awesome bits like this, he is easily the best ever

  • @stevenmcnicoll5060
    @stevenmcnicoll5060 Рік тому +95

    He’s still in the game and hitting hard. Uncomfortable, truthful and funny as hell. All the major food groups of true comedy.

    • @UDubFootballFan
      @UDubFootballFan Рік тому +1

      In regards to hitting hard, he is like Ted Williams returning from WWII-level good right now.

    • @fyfyi6053
      @fyfyi6053 Рік тому +1

      Meh I wouldn't say truthful.
      But yeah, I agree on the funny part. He might actually be a bit of a genius.
      He's a multi talented individual. Just don't take life and social lessons from him.

  • @noface24
    @noface24 Рік тому +105

    Aaaaand that's why Louie is the funniest standup comedian alive.

    • @5orgen51
      @5orgen51 Рік тому +1

      Exactly! Just listen to the audience.

    • @airnomadgenzin5479
      @airnomadgenzin5479 Рік тому

      That spot is actually Dave Chappells. Loui is funny, absolutely. But it’s not even close when compared to the king of comedy.

    • @noface24
      @noface24 Рік тому +9

      @@airnomadgenzin5479 Nah. Special for special no one comes close. I like Chappelle but there's even other comics ahead of him.

    • @saskk2290
      @saskk2290 Рік тому +3

      @AirNomadGenzin it is close, that's why there is debate. I like Louis a bit more, because I can relate more to his self- perception. Same goes for his hero, George Carlin. He is King in my books. Great philosopher comedian

    • @noface24
      @noface24 Рік тому +4

      @@saskk2290 Carlin is the best, that's why I said Louie is the best comic alive.

  • @averagegardener4266
    @averagegardener4266 Рік тому +17

    This man is SICK 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 GOD I love him. You ever listen to him and later on bust out in laughter out of nowhere. That's what he does to me every time I hear him. Just Sick 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

  • @skylinerunner1695
    @skylinerunner1695 Рік тому +44

    I lived in a small village in Europe and yes, it had a clanging church bell and a lone dog that walked about the place. Too good.

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 Рік тому +41

    Dead baby jokes were a form of art when I was in highschool
    Glad to see at least one person is bringing them back

    • @aussie8114
      @aussie8114 Рік тому +5

      Dead baby jokes never get old
      😂

    • @dogsbreakfast4952
      @dogsbreakfast4952 Рік тому +2

      If you like dead baby jokes listen to Anthony jeselnyk 😂

    • @teresadalessio1
      @teresadalessio1 Рік тому

      ​@@aussie8114 neither do the dead babies...
      get it? they don't get old cuz they're dead

    • @teresadalessio1
      @teresadalessio1 Рік тому

      @@aussie8114 either do the babies
      .. get it? cuz they're dead

    • @EnigmaRecluse
      @EnigmaRecluse 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@aussie8114 neither do dead babies

  • @hanzflackshnack1158
    @hanzflackshnack1158 Рік тому +41

    "You treat them (the audience) like a panicking person with a gun. Get them to breath Get them to calm down. You're taking people through a scary room, but what a great thing to take people to a place they don't want to go and get them to laugh at it." - Louis CK

  • @SolarAB
    @SolarAB Рік тому +203

    Once again I've made the mistake of listening to this man while on public transport lol

    • @madmoon9946
      @madmoon9946 Рік тому +13

      Im at the mcdonald’s crying and everyone is looking at me.

    • @paulsansonetti7410
      @paulsansonetti7410 Рік тому

      The wheelchair?

    • @brettrobinson2901
      @brettrobinson2901 Рік тому

      @@paulsansonetti7410 Ok...ok...

    • @paulsansonetti7410
      @paulsansonetti7410 Рік тому

      @@brettrobinson2901 I'm asking what specifically was the laugh out loud part for them

    • @chrismulcahy8326
      @chrismulcahy8326 Рік тому

      Your mistake is not using headphones you ignorant prick. Are you the arsehole who gets on to public transport with their music playing out loud or taking calls on speaker!!!

  • @BigSirZebras
    @BigSirZebras Рік тому +40

    1:30 I am currently in a little town in Cambodia. I just smoked a cigarette on the balcony and watched one dog walk by... alone. I laughed my ass off.

    • @benaffleckisanokayactor
      @benaffleckisanokayactor Рік тому +2

      Lucky you

    • @DarkoFitCoach
      @DarkoFitCoach Рік тому

      Siam reap bro?

    • @BigSirZebras
      @BigSirZebras Рік тому

      @@DarkoFitCoach smaller, a little village outside Kampong Cham.

    • @jonasjorgensen8759
      @jonasjorgensen8759 Рік тому

      ​@@BigSirZebras do u recomend it?

    • @BigSirZebras
      @BigSirZebras Рік тому

      If you don't mind hot humid weather year round it is kinda charming. like looking into the past. I prefer Vietnam or Thailand though.

  • @przemysawturlej9641
    @przemysawturlej9641 Рік тому +10

    KLEEE-LEE-LEE-LING

  • @antonioreis5591
    @antonioreis5591 Рік тому +8

    Anyone wondering its from the special "sincerely" from 2020

  • @jayjones2821
    @jayjones2821 Рік тому +24

    Good lord, he’s amazing

  • @TK0_23_
    @TK0_23_ Рік тому +33

    I love Louis dead baby jokes.

    • @brettrobinson2901
      @brettrobinson2901 Рік тому +2

      Wellll...it WOULD be nice to know...if you found yourself in that predicament... In Switzerland... Which receptacle would be appropriate to use....🤔😁

  • @Bradgdude
    @Bradgdude Рік тому +5

    Louis is the goat to me.

  • @taylenday
    @taylenday Рік тому +6

    Stil killin it Louis, lmfao. One of the GOATs 100%.

  • @GabrielCsaba
    @GabrielCsaba 6 місяців тому +1

    "You're surrounded by her dream" 😂

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine Рік тому +17

    This absolute legend genius

  • @_taxman_
    @_taxman_ Рік тому +15

    GOAT. Undebatable.

    • @DanielBoonelight
      @DanielBoonelight Рік тому

      it's undebatable because it's subjective and there will never be a consensus; yes, he's my fave right next to george too.

    • @mortishanocturnal71
      @mortishanocturnal71 Рік тому

      Well.....Norm♡

  • @vitsirosh3722
    @vitsirosh3722 Рік тому +15

    This man is so very funny and it appears like he doesn't even try to do his best work

  • @luizde-rossi643
    @luizde-rossi643 Рік тому +22

    Genius, as usual. 👏🏽

  • @eberhwang23
    @eberhwang23 Рік тому +10

    Best 8 minutes ive heard from Louis in a while😂.

  • @pltechs
    @pltechs Рік тому +30

    In my opinion of the best bits in comedy history

  • @Rombizio
    @Rombizio Рік тому +11

    He is a master.

  • @UkjentDimensjon
    @UkjentDimensjon Рік тому +10

    I fucking love this man 😆

  • @MrColeBeans
    @MrColeBeans Рік тому +8

    So good Louis is the funniest 😂

  • @johntalbott1553
    @johntalbott1553 Рік тому +30

    Damn he’s funny af

  • @ronin1914
    @ronin1914 Рік тому +37

    I want Louie and Bill Burr to make a show where they travel to little cities across Europe. Bill punching homemade cupcakes at those outdoor pop-up stands outside > Pow, Pow, pow! While Louie travels from gift shops politely sharing his disapproval.
    I'd watch that.

  • @chirholabarum1171
    @chirholabarum1171 8 місяців тому +2

    If Keven Spacey ever became a comic, he would be Louis CK.

  • @DefneDance
    @DefneDance Рік тому +18

    That was incredible! I almost never laugh that loud 🤣

  • @eralinteriors
    @eralinteriors Рік тому +3

    Someone PLEASE make an animation to this bit! Especially Debbie & her store!

  • @danbarry9323
    @danbarry9323 Рік тому +2

    Louis ck is the greatest. Hes hilarious.

  • @alexanderamann4602
    @alexanderamann4602 Рік тому +2

    Best comedy bit ever

  • @pi5549
    @pi5549 Рік тому +5

    Ah the savage poetry of Louis. The only non-song I can listen to 100x.

  • @Cantbuyathrill
    @Cantbuyathrill Рік тому +3

    Truly amazing

  • @annegabrielleroussel5941
    @annegabrielleroussel5941 Рік тому +1

    I love this skit 😂😂😂

  • @angledcoathanger
    @angledcoathanger Рік тому +1

    I see I'm not alone in replaying the "no finish" bit

  • @Axelstudio_
    @Axelstudio_ Рік тому +2

    I was howling at this 😂😂😂

  • @craigharrison1274
    @craigharrison1274 Рік тому

    Holy shit so good. Louie is the greatest.

  • @davidsmith-hb1jx
    @davidsmith-hb1jx Рік тому

    The bit about the marathon was absolutely genius

  • @digitalwayfarer7404
    @digitalwayfarer7404 6 місяців тому

    He's just the best.

  • @keithmorgan742
    @keithmorgan742 Рік тому +2

    Brilliant!!!

  • @Flippokid
    @Flippokid Рік тому +3

    Holy hell his punchlines are stronger than ever!!

  • @travisclark401
    @travisclark401 Місяць тому

    The KING

  • @AndiSplatterpunk
    @AndiSplatterpunk Рік тому +1

    You go girl!

  • @c7m1p8
    @c7m1p8 Рік тому

    This was so good

  • @annestaples2997
    @annestaples2997 Рік тому

    Even though we will never meat, I’m a realist. Thank you for standing up for me your a man at first listen to me. I always will listen you are worth a a laugh filled with hate and the y all laugh!
    Salud!

  • @lightweightjive
    @lightweightjive Рік тому +1

    Man I want Louie the tv show to come back

  • @johnjay9404
    @johnjay9404 Рік тому +1

    Great finishing punch line. "Not THOSE people."

  • @1donniekak
    @1donniekak Рік тому +1

    The end is genius.

  • @andradas9688
    @andradas9688 Рік тому +1

    fantastic!!!!

  • @MrThobias711
    @MrThobias711 Рік тому +5

    Holy shit! On 🔥

  • @Cuda-ry2jl
    @Cuda-ry2jl Рік тому +1

    We share so many of the same thoughts 😂😂

  • @blissfulhumanoid9536
    @blissfulhumanoid9536 Рік тому +21

    I just learned Louis CK is half Mexican. This was absolutely hilarious!

    • @jayp13
      @jayp13 Рік тому

      Yea crazy lol Spanish is his first language too. But he’s not ethnically Mexican. His dad fled Hungary during ww2 in the 30’s. He moved to Mexico, converted to Catholicism and stayed there for awhile til he met his American wife and louie here in the states. His uncles and them were all Jews and several actually died in Auschwitz along with the other 500,000 Hungarian Jews, Catholics, gypsies, homos, r*tards and political opponents. Fun fact, the r*tards were the first ones sent to the camps, their families actually sent them there thinking the nazis were going to teach them how to do specific jobs so their families volunteered them thinking they’d come back in 6 months. Spoiler alert: they were KOA. Didnt even make it a day .

    • @alpz6295
      @alpz6295 Рік тому

      Full, born and raised

    • @msskellon
      @msskellon Рік тому

      @@alpz6295 Sorry, only 1/4, and he was born in DC

    • @jonasjorgensen8759
      @jonasjorgensen8759 Рік тому

      ​@@msskellon his dad is full mexican

  • @SpaceJockey805
    @SpaceJockey805 Рік тому +2

    Where’s the rest of the show? You no finish?

  • @hmp01
    @hmp01 Рік тому

    Bro I almost died of laughing holy fucking shit

  • @hankgs
    @hankgs Рік тому

    HE'S FUCKING BACK...!!!!! So glad :)

  • @MorganCatha
    @MorganCatha Рік тому +1

    Peak Louis

  • @codediporpal
    @codediporpal Рік тому +2

    Jesus Fucking Christ this man is funny.

  • @navasaband
    @navasaband Рік тому +1

    Top shelf.

  • @petermozuraitis5219
    @petermozuraitis5219 Рік тому +1

    This entire bit was Louis verbally assaulting those sweet nice ladies 😂😂

  • @jamshedfbc
    @jamshedfbc Рік тому +1

    Genius

  • @pm1862
    @pm1862 Рік тому

    Incroyable 😊

  • @pseudo_ra
    @pseudo_ra Рік тому

    “You no finish?”

  • @EricM-gm5wz
    @EricM-gm5wz Рік тому

    3:38 yup

  • @zosi726
    @zosi726 Рік тому +1

    Which show is this from?

  • @martinlarrivee5081
    @martinlarrivee5081 Рік тому +1

    Hilarious

  • @chrismoran2063
    @chrismoran2063 7 місяців тому

    "...paAAANG..."

  • @zlozlozlo
    @zlozlozlo Рік тому +4

    I saw this routine live in 2019 when he came to Bratislava during his tour of Europe. It was awesome.
    This was right as he was starting to come back from his sexual misconduct scandal, and he opened with:
    So... how have your last couple of years been?... "He's gonna have to come to Bratislava now!"

  • @melovepeas
    @melovepeas Рік тому

    which show was this from?

  • @averagegardener4266
    @averagegardener4266 Рік тому

    He needs a Netflix Special like ASAP. Pay the hell out of him. IDGAS, he definitely is worth every single $100 dollar bills....

  • @thejakeakar
    @thejakeakar Рік тому

    what is the title of this one ??

  • @russianvoodoo
    @russianvoodoo 4 місяці тому

    Let's get a divorse lol. His accuracy, observation and timing is just unbeatable. There's just simply no one else on Earth who is even close to that. All I can hear is people dying from laugher.

  • @ADucksOpinion
    @ADucksOpinion Рік тому

    its violence Jay without his make up!

  • @xCoffeeNWeedx
    @xCoffeeNWeedx Рік тому

    U NO FINIIIISH! HAAAAAAAAAA!
    *goes super saiyan or whatever*

  • @Sinkopa518
    @Sinkopa518 Рік тому

    Where’s videooooo???? 🙏

  • @redrobotmonkey
    @redrobotmonkey Рік тому

    Still got it.

  • @Carpaltunnelgadgets
    @Carpaltunnelgadgets Рік тому +1

    From which special is this please?

  • @raylang4608
    @raylang4608 Рік тому +2

    Louis and Dave Chappelle on another level...

  • @Nothingness214
    @Nothingness214 Рік тому +4

    I would never say anything about Florida, but I agree now with his statement Florida is a shitty place. Recently a teenager impersonated a MD , a Doctor in the Emergency room in 2 different hospitals and had the nerve to create a clinic. Currently there is an FBI investigation on nurses who bought the required educational credits from 3 different educational centers in Florida. They sat on the boards to obtain their licenses ….this is insane!!!

  • @danpeirce8566
    @danpeirce8566 Рік тому +1

    You no finish

  • @SurajPunjabi-er1os
    @SurajPunjabi-er1os Рік тому +1

    Which special was this from?

  • @wayneh4061
    @wayneh4061 4 місяці тому

    1 and 2 CK and Chapelle, any order works

  • @SingingFruitx
    @SingingFruitx Рік тому

    Louis CK looks like Peter Freuchin.

  • @JesseHollandMMA
    @JesseHollandMMA Рік тому +1

    CLUH-LUH-LING-LING, CLUH-LUH-LING

  • @X0verXDriveX
    @X0verXDriveX Рік тому

    I fucking love freedom of speech.

  • @danb5779
    @danb5779 Рік тому

    He was in Zurich and my dumbass missed it! Oh ffs…

  • @The_ProfessionalKid
    @The_ProfessionalKid 6 місяців тому

    Does anybody know from which stand-up this is?

  • @solaraproject3614
    @solaraproject3614 7 місяців тому

    As an Asian person. I approve. I love this bit. Louis is GOAT!!

  • @mattcorcoran7082
    @mattcorcoran7082 Рік тому

    I love Dave, but Louie’s the man for me.

  • @whitemason5947
    @whitemason5947 Рік тому

    Someone could tell me at what is he referring when he mentions the marathon?

    • @Jgamesl
      @Jgamesl Рік тому +1

      Boston marathon

  • @babasemka
    @babasemka Рік тому +555

    You can put up information about which show it is, links to his website, etc. in the description, you know? Be somehow thankful to what Louis is doing, not just grabbing clicks and views by doing basically nothing.

    • @charlesriley2717
      @charlesriley2717 Рік тому +88

      Calm down buddy, im sure the millionnaire comedian is fine

    • @biocykle
      @biocykle Рік тому +170

      @@charlesriley2717 That isn't the point, "buddy".

    • @billwilson9602
      @billwilson9602 Рік тому +82

      It's about basic respect.

    • @babasemka
      @babasemka Рік тому +25

      @@charlesriley2717 imagine I'm worried about his money 😂😂

    • @user-ng5ei5rg6c
      @user-ng5ei5rg6c Рік тому +5

      @Baba Semka ~ Adorable name!

  • @dirtySwingset
    @dirtySwingset Рік тому

    I read: Louis CK-I'm just telling you I'm not Louis

  • @DanWilan
    @DanWilan 8 місяців тому

    Free ticket free food i go to narnina!!

  • @danielomingomingsr9203
    @danielomingomingsr9203 Рік тому

    😂He is cruel in his mind

  • @Nervii_Champion
    @Nervii_Champion Рік тому +1

    Lmao that bit about the Chinese lady was godly

    • @pseudo_ra
      @pseudo_ra Рік тому +1

      Funny thing is she was Japanese 😂💀

  • @3121babe
    @3121babe Рік тому

    The funniest misanthrope on the planet.

  • @mauricephillips4353
    @mauricephillips4353 Рік тому

    Dead baby is yard waste 😂