Still brilliant. Even though I’ve currently moved on to interests other than Star Trek, this holds a special place in my heart. I remember when this first came out and I watched it all the time. I practically had this memorized. Never fails to make me laugh.
6:43 "this fof feef isnt just protecting the dod. it goes through the bulkheads, the sulkheads, the bob, the sees, the ded, the kik, and the kek, and the deckhead, the seal, and the DICK" truer words never spoken
Oh, hard agree, it's one of my biggest turn-offs when it comes to YTP... like theres really no need to make a video actively hostile to the viewer ykwim? lol
That someone can just make a 21 minute long YTP and make it this good as their first attempt strains my disbelief. There's a thousand poops out there that aren't half as good, and there are plenty of really good ones that, if dragged on for 21 minutes, would be agonising to watch. What a gem this is.
not even exaggerating- this is the most well-thought out, high quality, HILARIOUS YTP I have ever seen. the seamless integration of classic ytp mario and zelda content with modern humor like the vine boom? the clown sequence? the trans jokes that WEREN’T transphobic? if you had a patreon i would pay you for having made this. i’m fully obsessed
@@hpinkjet It's actually a really good ytp and I like the editing, especially making the characters say stuff like 'lol sex' randomly, it's quite funny.
what an absolute masterpiece of a YTP, beyond words. during my first viewing i had to stop and use my albuterol inhaler due to uncontrollable laughter. gotta love the homage paid to The Ass Scent, via "penis obsession". the level of skill and care put in here is unmatched. looking forward to possibly seeing more from you in the future. i'll probably be having my 3rd viewing this evening because i didn't realize there were captions. i'll be taking notes on this for years to come. tysm
ive watched this 5 times since discovering it. my friends and i all agree this is a masterpiece. straight from 2008. i will never get over gay bajorans are trolling the station. you my friend are a GENIUS
I want you to know that this has forever altered me and my little brother’s vocabulary ever since we watched this. “It’s not funny. It’s not lol” is in every other sentence omfg
It is so delightful how nostalgic this UA-cam Poop feels to the late 2000s and the sensations of early eras while still keeping modern humour .It is a work of freaking art .
it was a close call between that and ionic like the order of greek architecture. i went with the ion diagram because it was the simplest graphic i could find LOL
This is exactly how I remembered the episode going, but when I rewatched it yesterday, it was boring and dull. Thanks for putting it back the way it was meant to be (dukat clown hour).
@@hpinkjet no problem this is objectively one of the best ytps I've ever had the pleasure of watching!! about "gay people elf" - it's a really dumb one but here you go ua-cam.com/video/8DqGgIgx4KU/v-deo.html
this is so insanely well edited i cant even begin to describe it. ive never laughed this hard at ytp. it is both impressive and a shame that it's 20 minutes long because i couldve easily watched way more
when my dad falls asleep while we're watching tv together, I like to switch to this and see how long it takes him to wake up. the first time it took just 2 minutes. this time we got to 14 minutes (and it probably would've been more, but my mom paused the tv because I had laundry to do). if he ever sleeps through the whole thing, I invite yall to celebrate with me
The best 21 minutes of my life. I'm not joking. Everything about this is perfect. The law & order thing made my cry-laugh lmfaoo May I ask where that bit in French is from? I don't know that reference and I'm curious (and I couldn't find it anywhere lol)
sure! It's from a VHS tape about microwave cooking by the chef Pol Martin, i know about it because a streamer i watch (socpens, aka scorpy) has played them on stream before. also thank you!!! 🙏
Absolutely incredible, the foghorn bit and Kira shooting Julian had me near tears. Also wow, quodo, garashir, jerma, scorpy, and trans pride? in MY ytp?! its more likely than you think :3c
First off I rarely watch YTP that's 20 minutes long. I always watch shorter ones because its hard to be consistently funny the longer you go on. But this shit right here is amazing.
OH MY GOD NO WAY? FOR REAL??? IS THERE A VOD OF THIS ANYWHERE I NEED TO SEE THIS..... I feel so honored and #blessed right now this is so crazy no freaking way for real UPDATE: i found the vod and watched it and that was the best 20mins of my whole life. where do i even go from here. this is so win its not even funny. i have never felt so deeply honored. thank you everyone in the world on earth
@@Afterburner215 It's still available on the Twitch channel of GreatSphynx, that part is the ending half hour in *holomatch w chat and then pain and suffering* ... I can't put a direct link in the comment, since YT immediately pulped the ones where I did.
I was giggling all through it but Kira just deciding that the less subtle approach was to just straight up murder Bashir. 5 minutes before I stopped laughing
this is a masterpiece and i don't say that lightly, i wish i had friends who watched ds9 so we could appreciate the sheer comedic genius of this ytp together
I was already planning on complimenting you because it takes genuine skill to make an actually funny YTP, but then you had to go and end it with the cat spaceship shooting Earth in Windows Movie Maker which may or may not be a Jerma reference. 10/10 will watch again
i can't really do anything but repeat what the other comments said. this was absurdly good. the variety and pacing of jokes just kept on delivering all the way through. and i'm glad to hear that "workers work" was a wow it's made reference, lol
I hate this video actually because I can't stop saying "I wishing well!" whenever I hear "wish you well" or even see an image of a wishing well. Thanks, for that!
This is honestly such a great video! I've watched it so many times. These ones get me every time! 2:36 Not unless you have a level 9 ass 8:11 My ass is a Bajoran space station
I've been watching this with my partner at least weekly for the last few months - it lives in my head rent-free and I wish there were ten thousand more of these videos for me to consume
I love this video, it's a masterpiece in every second, with a peak at the clowning of dukat. Where did you found the "cardassians pointing and laughing" meme? Did you draw it?
Omggggg thank you lol !!!! this whole thing was one big low-stakes learning project for me bc i really wanted to learn how to use adobe premier and after effects (which is what i used to make this vid, to answer ur question) lol... Tysm!
![[DS9 YTP]: Pork 'Em More](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6YR0rneK9II/mqdefault.jpg)
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15:55 Timestamp for the clowning
Oh fuck that fart killed me
😅 I don't know how the creater of this change the pictures of the faces to ailens
Truly a GOAT moment.
I love Garak violently nodding while waiting to speak
no I suck you
I like how you went to the trouble of subtitling every bit of this 21 minute quest of insanity.
Accessibility is important! ^_^
YES the subtitles make for an even funnier second and third watch
The subtitles are so good dude
I love it’s like half the length of the actual episode and my kind of abject insanity 🤣
Still brilliant. Even though I’ve currently moved on to interests other than Star Trek, this holds a special place in my heart. I remember when this first came out and I watched it all the time. I practically had this memorized. Never fails to make me laugh.
I've watched this many times since I discovered it but somehow I never saw 1:23. this is truly a work of art
AHH FUCK I SEE IT
It's a good sign when the UA-cam poop starts with Megalovania
5:27 I pissed myself haha,. "listen up Librul"!
Not even a second in and I'm hit with Megalovania. Outstanding.
months later, i still come back and lose it when the law & order bit comes on
I can't breathe oh my god this is beautiful, its just like the old YTPs
I literally couldn't sleep last night because I kept thinking about this video. Bravo, an absolute masterpiece and inspiration to us all.
I hope Star Trek gets popular again so people will watch this lol
The Star Trek History Channel at 13pm
I still can’t pick a favorite part of this lmao
4:52 this gets me every time for some reason
Love all the little fragments of Colm Meaney swearing peppered all through out
I rewatched the original episode recently and was confused why O’Brien wasn’t swearing
It sounds so damn natural in the edit
6:43 "this fof feef isnt just protecting the dod. it goes through the bulkheads, the sulkheads, the bob, the sees, the ded, the kik, and the kek, and the deckhead, the seal, and the DICK" truer words never spoken
Gay Bajoran workers are trolling the station.
please make sure to close your windows.......... there's a draft outside.... it's .. cold outside💀💀💀💀💀
Also I love YTP that uses minimal ear rape.
Oh, hard agree, it's one of my biggest turn-offs when it comes to YTP... like theres really no need to make a video actively hostile to the viewer ykwim? lol
I think this is why I keep rewatching this tbh
All must read this ☝️
when I get down I watch Civil Defense. when I get REALLY down I watch Civil Defivil
5:31 Literally Canon to the Show
And she took their seven children, and his mother disowned him.
I'm thankful I have just the right balance of Autism and Schizophrenia to appreciate this piece of High Brow Art.
My wife left me
Sisko to owowowowowops
Attention Bajoran Workers
ive seen this like 3 times over and it never gets any less funny this is a masterpiece of cinema
Would you do it all over again?
The cardassian ass codes always make me laugh
Never watched Star Trek in my life but this made me cackle uncontrollably nonetheless
I hope you know I'm truly honored
i love that Dax says virtually nothing in this except "doo doo doo dee doo"
And that the turbo trans aren't much use. As a turbo trans person, I hate that smug bitch more than ever now.
That someone can just make a 21 minute long YTP and make it this good as their first attempt strains my disbelief. There's a thousand poops out there that aren't half as good, and there are plenty of really good ones that, if dragged on for 21 minutes, would be agonising to watch.
What a gem this is.
not even exaggerating- this is the most well-thought out, high quality, HILARIOUS YTP I have ever seen. the seamless integration of classic ytp mario and zelda content with modern humor like the vine boom? the clown sequence? the trans jokes that WEREN’T transphobic? if you had a patreon i would pay you for having made this. i’m fully obsessed
trans? there were more mentions of the word gay than anything to do with trans people.
@@kierancowface im certain the trans flag shows up in this video at least 3 times LOL but gay too.... regardless.... love wins my friend .. God Bless
@@hpinkjet It's actually a really good ytp and I like the editing, especially making the characters say stuff like 'lol sex' randomly, it's quite funny.
@@kierancowface omg thank u!!! 😭 wrt editing, making this video was one hell of a learning experience LOL thank u so much for the kind words my friend
@@kierancowface did you miss all the trans flags showing up
Great work man UA-cam needs more ds9 ytp, there’s just one problem you lost the coc in the explosion
That's not good!
SEARS
20:22 If El Marcianito dancing to Antonio Rios had been in DS9 , he would have singlehandedly defeated the Dominion
5:29 My wife left me button
This poop is an absolute gem. The jerma and dathings1 references, and the fucking SPLUNCH at 19:19 absolutely broke me
LOL thank you i was hoping someone would notice "workers work"
I appreciated the workers work
The Dukat foghorn bit is killing me
what an absolute masterpiece of a YTP, beyond words. during my first viewing i had to stop and use my albuterol inhaler due to uncontrollable laughter. gotta love the homage paid to The Ass Scent, via "penis obsession". the level of skill and care put in here is unmatched. looking forward to possibly seeing more from you in the future. i'll probably be having my 3rd viewing this evening because i didn't realize there were captions. i'll be taking notes on this for years to come. tysm
OMG this is seriously so kind thing to say thank you.. sorry to cause you physical harm though... you may be entitled to financial compensation
@@hpinkjet 👍 probably on roughly my 10th viewing now. still sexcellent as ever
What an excellent ride the whole way through. Also when Dukat and Jadzia went "Doo Doo do dei doo" at 17:23 , it certainly did happen in the video.
Disengage the Lays.
ive watched this 5 times since discovering it. my friends and i all agree this is a masterpiece. straight from 2008. i will never get over gay bajorans are trolling the station. you my friend are a GENIUS
'straight from 2008' is probably my favorite compliment i think ive ever received
the scene at 7:23 absolutely broke me
what an absolute gem of an ytp i'm going to rewatch this daily
I want you to know that this has forever altered me and my little brother’s vocabulary ever since we watched this. “It’s not funny. It’s not lol” is in every other sentence omfg
It is so delightful how nostalgic this UA-cam Poop feels to the late 2000s and the sensations of early eras while still keeping modern humour .It is a work of freaking art .
Gul Dukat going berserk with Sisko's baseball throughout his conversation with Kira was pretty clever.
holy shit the scorpy cameo. masterful
i refused to edit or cut that down in any way. because its just the perfect video as it is
4:52 fucking killed me, I was watching this at 2am and I'm pretty sure I woke people up lmao.
Good ion joke at 8:11 I like it
it was a close call between that and ionic like the order of greek architecture. i went with the ion diagram because it was the simplest graphic i could find LOL
please make new poops im in love with this
They’re working on an Empok Nor one I believe
I've been doing YTP since 2005. This is absolute gold, dude. Fantastic work with a source that actually isn't used very much.
>Megalovania in a Star Trek YTP
we've come full circle
i'm rewatching civil defense right now and every word coming out of their mouths sounds wrong now i hate you :)
12:43 glad this joke is still going strong
i come back to this every so often and laugh my ass off, but scorpy will always jumpscare me when he shows up lol
This is exactly how I remembered the episode going, but when I rewatched it yesterday, it was boring and dull. Thanks for putting it back the way it was meant to be (dukat clown hour).
unironically one of the best ytps ive seen since “gay people elf”
im gonna need a link to that... im interested but cant seem to find it anywhere. at your convenience of course. also thank you for such a nice comment
@@hpinkjet no problem this is objectively one of the best ytps I've ever had the pleasure of watching!!
about "gay people elf" - it's a really dumb one but here you go
ua-cam.com/video/8DqGgIgx4KU/v-deo.html
@@hpinkjet probably meant this ua-cam.com/video/8DqGgIgx4KU/v-deo.html
@@Morgischmorgi oh my god thank you so much HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE. I straight up feel so honored right now
this is so insanely well edited i cant even begin to describe it. ive never laughed this hard at ytp. it is both impressive and a shame that it's 20 minutes long because i couldve easily watched way more
every time I watch this episode I come to watch this video. I can't do one without the other anymore
when my dad falls asleep while we're watching tv together, I like to switch to this and see how long it takes him to wake up. the first time it took just 2 minutes. this time we got to 14 minutes (and it probably would've been more, but my mom paused the tv because I had laundry to do). if he ever sleeps through the whole thing, I invite yall to celebrate with me
OH I forgot to update but on January 19th he slept through civil defivil TWICE IN A ROW
Yeah, this one went straight into the "favorites" pile. It's a near-perfect ytp in almost every measurable way.
Edit: It even has captions!
Mario sounds remarkably like O'Brian
The best 21 minutes of my life. I'm not joking. Everything about this is perfect. The law & order thing made my cry-laugh lmfaoo May I ask where that bit in French is from? I don't know that reference and I'm curious (and I couldn't find it anywhere lol)
sure! It's from a VHS tape about microwave cooking by the chef Pol Martin, i know about it because a streamer i watch (socpens, aka scorpy) has played them on stream before. also thank you!!! 🙏
@@hpinkjet thanks a lot!
This is probably one of the best Star Trek YTPs I’ve ever seen and one of if not the best YTP I’ve seen in general. My hat’s off to you
The production values of this single ytp r actually insane
Absolutely incredible, the foghorn bit and Kira shooting Julian had me near tears. Also wow, quodo, garashir, jerma, scorpy, and trans pride? in MY ytp?! its more likely than you think :3c
the fucking "TOOLS" followed by DBD chase music broke me, I mean, look at O'brien, he's clearly insane!
Jesus Christ this killed me im actually dead I love this so much
Oh also what is that Dukat toy
@@AcornScorn www.16bit.com/fotd/150514-ds9-star-trek-gul-dukat.shtml it's this thing lol
First off I rarely watch YTP that's 20 minutes long. I always watch shorter ones because its hard to be consistently funny the longer you go on. But this shit right here is amazing.
7:10
Nightmare fuel😳☠️
Watching this live with Sphynx's Twitch chat was an experience. It's like you tailor made this for us.
OH MY GOD NO WAY? FOR REAL??? IS THERE A VOD OF THIS ANYWHERE I NEED TO SEE THIS..... I feel so honored and #blessed right now this is so crazy no freaking way for real
UPDATE: i found the vod and watched it and that was the best 20mins of my whole life. where do i even go from here. this is so win its not even funny. i have never felt so deeply honored. thank you everyone in the world on earth
Please give me a link to that vod
@@Afterburner215 It's still available on the Twitch channel of GreatSphynx, that part is the ending half hour in *holomatch w chat and then pain and suffering* ...
I can't put a direct link in the comment, since YT immediately pulped the ones where I did.
dude holy shit this CANNOT BE your first ytp
that visual edit with kira as link? fucking phenomenal. great work
"lul dukat" 💀
DS9 is my favorite Trek and seeing it turned into such a high-quality YTP is a treat. Incredible work.
I was giggling all through it but Kira just deciding that the less subtle approach was to just straight up murder Bashir. 5 minutes before I stopped laughing
это тот самый контент по звёздному пути который я всегда искал...
😁😁😁😁
this is a masterpiece and i don't say that lightly, i wish i had friends who watched ds9 so we could appreciate the sheer comedic genius of this ytp together
I was already planning on complimenting you because it takes genuine skill to make an actually funny YTP, but then you had to go and end it with the cat spaceship shooting Earth in Windows Movie Maker which may or may not be a Jerma reference. 10/10 will watch again
this video has a million views in my heart and one day i will probably have watched it enough times to make that a reality
star tek
Where did you get the cardassian soyjaks? Or did you make them yourself?
I made them myself LOL
Beautiful. This helped me shit better
Thank god
Friend of mine showed me this and I kept asking them to replay certain parts. The tools bit had me laughing so hard. EVIL TOOLS NOW NOW NOW
i've watched this probably dozens of times. im gonna try to watch civil defense again and see what happens.
It's fucking incomprehensible now thank you so much
literally obsessed with everything about this ytp
i can't really do anything but repeat what the other comments said. this was absurdly good. the variety and pacing of jokes just kept on delivering all the way through. and i'm glad to hear that "workers work" was a wow it's made reference, lol
I hate this video actually because I can't stop saying "I wishing well!" whenever I hear "wish you well" or even see an image of a wishing well. Thanks, for that!
This is honestly such a great video! I've watched it so many times.
These ones get me every time!
2:36 Not unless you have a level 9 ass
8:11 My ass is a Bajoran space station
7:00 caught me off guard like a gunshot
Underrated gem
I've been watching this with my partner at least weekly for the last few months - it lives in my head rent-free and I wish there were ten thousand more of these videos for me to consume
Can't believe lul ducock finally took over the mushroom kingdom... terrible
0:24 has got me rolling for no reason 😂 this is my favourite thing ever
4:11 Is very satisfying
Leave me alone Quouq
I did not expect to stumble upon an entire episode of DS9 YTP this morning, and it was glorious, great episode, great poop
I love this video, it's a masterpiece in every second, with a peak at the clowning of dukat.
Where did you found the "cardassians pointing and laughing" meme? Did you draw it?
thank you!!!! and I traced stock photos to make those. lol
@@hpinkjet that's some dedication!
3:17 Actually Irish O’Brien.
this is truly amazing, also is that is that fucking socpens at 3:23???
Thank you, and yes it is LOL I think it's from his Eyetoy stream but I don't actually remember
Star Trek if Gene Roddenberry wasn’t a coward.
this feels like this came out in the year 2007. well done!
How do you have so many amazing jokes nonstop in a single ytp? I'm very impressed by your brain
“Why go to so much trouble to keep people cis?”
My thoughts exactly Quark
Dude. This is your FIRST YTP??!@ Its really good! What software do you use?
Omggggg thank you lol !!!! this whole thing was one big low-stakes learning project for me bc i really wanted to learn how to use adobe premier and after effects (which is what i used to make this vid, to answer ur question) lol... Tysm!
the intro is what did me in. the long intro note, the fail sound -- i have been delighted