I love the quick transition from the first time when he says WAIT! Then it shows his face looking all surprised and then he immediately says FIRE EVERYTHING! lol
At 1:44, I thought AlpacaHawk should have used the 'another happy landing' gag from the YTP called Obi Wan Senses The Stop Button. He didn't use it, but it turns out he used the gag anyways later on! Well done! I tip my hat to you, good sir! Also, the sad music and pause on Sulu's face reminds me of the School of Rock YTP called Dewey Gets Fired. I wonder if it is inspired by it!
"Your ship is compromised. You're too close to the singularity to survive without assistance which we are willing to provide." "I would rather you *FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"* " You got it. Arm phasers, fire everything." _(Nero Fire Everything O-face)_
Dylan Higgins no did you? no...well theres gotta be another way out of here (jumps through the emergency hatch on the elevator then lands back down. "oh its you"
weirdly this ytp was my childhood because it was the first meme-like video i ever found once i was allowed youtube, so i remember it off by heart and i cant watch the movie without quoting this in my head
![[YTP] Neo Fails At Being The One](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dns75B46oCg/mqdefault.jpg)
*Ship gently scrapes something*
Sulu: Shields at 32%! We can't take another hit like that!
Sean Harman hahaha
That um, didn't look like "gently scraping", seeing it tore off some hull plates.
ScientistCat But the damage was that severe. Maybe 95% shielding?
sir we just got trumps version of a slap (200 nukes) shields only 99%
Sean Harman should’ve used 6 percent from Star Trek Into Darkness or 2 percent instead of 32
"you are a pilot right?"
"very much so sir"
~crashes the enterprise~
you are a pilot, right
SPOOOOOOOOOOOCK
+Glenn [BL] In the world of YTP, you learn to play along ;)
Rings Of Silence ah no 😂🔫
SoundwavesBetch 😂
"Sir, there's another federation ship!"
"......FIRE EVERYTHING"
*Fires everything*
"Wait! Magnifuf!"
*Zooms in, sees the Enterprise*
"FIRE EVERYTHING!"
*Fires everything, again*
"Wait!"
".......FIRE EVERYTHING!"
I love the quick transition from the first time when he says WAIT! Then it shows his face looking all surprised and then he immediately says FIRE EVERYTHING! lol
Nero but he has short term memory loss
WOAH
*h e l l o*
"I'm a bathroom doctor" "Wife took the whole damn bathroom in the divorce"
James Johnson LOL
XD
😂😂😂😂
She can take the kids, but taking a mans bathroom is unforgivable.
@@1-upking119
Now he might die on you
Spock: I too agree. You should rethink your think.
Another happy landing.
Dylan Higgins FIRE EVERYTHING!!!
Dylan Higgins
@@TheWunWhiteWolf WAIT
@@Mrpersonman0 yes sir *magnifufs*
@@Mrpersonman0 WAIT...
Kirk: "Sulu let's go home!"
Sulu: "Yes sir!" (*proceeds to send Enterprise through wormhole*)
I think that was a black hole (a gravitational singularity).
"You're a pilot, right?"
Mateusz Marciniak “Ah, no sir”
"lets punch it." crashes into city. "you are a pilot, right?" "no sir."
IKR brilliant 😆
Lungworm
"The purpose [of chess] is to experience failure"
Damn, I can relate hard to that.
I’m sure Marvin can relate to that too
(Falsettos)
Pike: Lets punch it
*Spock punches Kirk*
"We must party with Starfleet!"
"NEVER!"
*Spock punches Kirk*
no one get in the way of Spck and his parties
It was such a great scene that it later reappeared in Titanium Man Likes Cheeseburgers.
ua-cam.com/video/ItKGM2cWWSY/v-deo.html
**Party, Party, Party....**
@@Calios *SPOCK*
Wooooooooo Party!!!
"Also, my mother was Human."
"*You never loved her!*"
"*RAAAAAAAAARGH!*"
Cybermat47 FIRE EVERYTHING!!!
The White Wolf "Your mother destroyed your planet"
"Magnifuf!"
*sees something*
"FIRE EVERYTHING!"
enerjoj.
"Wait!"
*Everyone looks*
"FIRE EVERYTHING!"
Woah!
"fear of dying in something that dies" XD
I may DIE on you xD
Matth3w0001 “I don’t need a doctor, dammit, I’m a bathroom doctor!”
He fires absolutely everything, even the spit cannons
"I agree, you should rethink your think."
NightFuryFan150 The only time i rethink my think is when i fire everything.
AlpacaHawk, you're my favorite YTPer right now, please keep em comin.
"This is your 35th attempt to elicit an ahhhhhh from me" 0:23
NGT OI w
“You’re neither Vulcan nor Vulcan and therefore have no place in this Vulcan”
“ahhhhhhh”
“Hi Nero...I’m Nero”
Kelly Weingart Sad, sad, sad.
" we must gather with the star fleet and party " lmfao
Ain't no party like a Starfleet party.
I'd like to party on the star fleet
‘cause a Starfleet party don’t stop 🎤🎉🎵💃🕺🏼
Party rockers in the fleet tonight
4 years later and this is still funny as shit.
Space is disease and danger, disease, darkness, danger, silence, darkness, danger, disease...
+OddRobb but starfleet operates in space...
I don't need a doctor I am a bathroom doctor
*dont forget danger*
@PokemonTheFan C Got nowhere else to go, my ex-wife took the whole bathroom in the divorce.
Star fleet operates in space
2:35
"I too agree, you should rethink your think"
Shit that's some wise words
Dayvo Sure, but let me fire everything first.
I would rather you FIRE EVERYTHING!!! lol
+HGI1967ify Kirk: You got it. Ready the photon torpedos, I want you to fire everything-
You are captain.
Prank. Spock, you are not the captain.
Underrated joke of the video was Nero hailing the Enterprise just to say hello
03:38
That's me trying to act cool in videogames
*Does perfect flip over enemy*
*But falls into pit in the process*
True
"Punch it."
*Crushing immediately*
Crash
I've never been to target before! Classic
I am a bathroom doctor
Ben Fontenot are you a member of Starfleet?
Umumumumumum
ANSWER ME!
"Your mother destroyed your planet"
“I will not allow me to lecture me about emotion”
“Wulcan”
"I should be putting you inside the cargo bay, there shouldn't be cargo in sight."
"The hull? Magnifuff"
Wait! The hull. Magnifaf!
After watching this ytp I really want to watch this movie
"the enemy ship is losing shit!"
best part
i always thought it's "the enemy ship is losing ship" xD
Inwisible.
Wulcan.
At 2:50,prepare EVERYTHING!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
No alpaca-hawk video is complete without Peter Parker falling on a car.
Red.Falcon97 Damn right. Now, fire everything.
Romulans and Vulcans share a computer.
Jack Turner Also my mother was human.
Optillian YOU NEVER LOVED HER!
Jack Turner MAAAAHHHHH!!!! *punches Kirk*
WULCANS
My Parents are both Wulcans
*Sees Spider*
"FIRE EVERYTHING!" 😂😂
FIRE EVERYTHING!
+blazexsasuke Russian Kid in my game
"FIRE EVERYTHING!"
Wait magnifuf…………………
FIRE EVERYTHING
behind one of saturns moons, say... SATURN
+Emily Phoenix I didn't even catch that until you pointed it out HAHAHA
"I would rather you FIRE EVERYTHING"
"You got it. Arm phasers. Fire everything.
I laughed far too hard at this. Very very good.
At 1:44, I thought AlpacaHawk should have used the 'another happy landing' gag from the YTP called Obi Wan Senses The Stop Button. He didn't use it, but it turns out he used the gag anyways later on! Well done! I tip my hat to you, good sir!
Also, the sad music and pause on Sulu's face reminds me of the School of Rock YTP called Dewey Gets Fired. I wonder if it is inspired by it!
+barbaro267 credits?
+barbaro267 Could have used a a Gandalf one at :45
+barbaro267 another obi wan senses the stop button person!
When the Romulan jumps down onto the Ledge with Kirk I was hoping he would use the Obi WOng Ravioli 'hello there' gag
"Your ship is compromised. You're too close to the singularity to survive without assistance which we are willing to provide."
"I would rather you *FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"*
" You got it. Arm phasers, fire everything."
_(Nero Fire Everything O-face)_
"He went to warp," the crewman says fifteen centuries after his captain sees the Jellyfish go to warp.
“You are captain. Prank, Spock. You are not the captain.” IM DEAD
"If we drop out of warp behind one of Saturn's moons.....sayy....saturn...."
I'm dying XD
Saturn first moon call saturn second call saturn third call saturn....
"Ze magnetic distortions from ze planet's rings, would make us inwisible." Also "Wulken"🤣😂
Did you press the stop button?
+Zerokiller1628 No, did you?
No...
+Zerokiller1628 another happy landing :D
hahahahah
Zerokiller1628 no did you?
Bones looking at Chekhov like “Wtf?” Over his pronunciations gets me.
I'm pretty sure 90% of humans have necrophobia
Magnifuf!
AwesomeRepix FIRE EVERYTHING!!!
The Wolf WAIT!! WHUW!
AwesomeRepix Hi Nero
He must've been out there FIRING EVERYTHING at those other ships too😂😂😂
"You're not supposed to be"
FeelsBadMan
Lecture me about emotion!
Wulcan
Steel Man 2000 FIRE EVERYTHING
I will not allow me to lecture me about emotion.
Nero sure likes to FIRE EVERYTHING!
MrOmegaBeams Don't forget to fire everything. That's very vital.
Keep making videos these are hilarious. Especially Peter Parker fails at life
Another happy landing
+Sean Harman reminds me of the marklar ytp of star wars episode 3. obi wan senses the stop button.
4T3hM4kr0n! Did you press the stop button?
Dylan Higgins
no did you? no...well theres gotta be another way out of here (jumps through the emergency hatch on the elevator then lands back down. "oh its you"
youre neither vulcan nor vulcan and have no place in this vulcan
#vulcan
wulcan
Inwisible
NEON 7 Obviously you are mistaken.
Spock: That is not it.
Sulu: Why not?
Spock:... Shut up Mr Sulu.
XD
LOL Why's scotty so excited about never having been to Target before? XD
"You are the captain."
No reaction
"Prank, Spock! You are NOT the captain!"
Still nothing
Yeaah We Vulcans don’t really react to those pranks
5:32 “What is it with you, Kcops? Your mother destroyed your planet, and you’re not even upset.”
are a team is gone sir!
random gaming videos FIRE EVERYTHING!!!
7:27 Im sobbing
Vulcan's show no emotion and harbor no grudges.
JJ Abrams: Have the Vulcan kids beat the sh*t out of each other.
This is your 35th attempt to ellicit an *AAAAAAAH* from me
Spock: Kirk you failed.
kirk: your point is?
Polaska Tyu You failed, that's your point. Also, FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!!
Gina Molina Oh No
Your point is bathroom doctor
Nero: *fires everything*
J. Jonah Jameson: *fires everyone*
wait! MAGINIFAAAAAF!!!
"If we drop out of warp behind one of Saturn's moons, say,......SATURN"
1:35 the greatest helmsman in Starfleet, Mr. Sulu.
One of the best YTP composers of our time.
7:36 missed opportunity to shout something "sparta"-related :D
8:25 funniest part in my opinion XD
6:37 I don't know why, but LUL has me *dead*
weirdly this ytp was my childhood because it was the first meme-like video i ever found once i was allowed youtube, so i remember it off by heart and i cant watch the movie without quoting this in my head
Prepare EVERYTHING!
WE MUST PARTY WITH STARFLEET.
I'm in
NEVER!
the "magnifuf" got me by surprise :D still laughing
Prepare everything!
"I've never been to target before lol"
1:40 damn i laughed so hard
another happy landing
Agreed
Pike: you are a pilot, right?
Sulu: no
Absolute brilliant editing 😆
So like sure they make fun of spock for having a bit of emotion and yet you can tell shock and fear, humor, and anger from those other vulcans
Spock wants to party all the time
Party all the time
party all the time.
You feel nothing you feel nothing you feel you feel you feel nothing
*FIA AVRATHANG!!!!!!!!!!!!*
3:04 is where the best part of this YTP starts
"prepare EVERYTHING"
4:15 that face
*" SPOCK I SHOULD HAVE FIRED EVERYTHING WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE."*
7:27 Spock crashes, plan fails
Bum bum Bum bum ba dum dum dum WHAT IS LOVE
I dont need a doctor I am a bathroom doctor.
"FIRE EVERYTHING!" works well if you are playing air combat in warthunder.
prepare EVERYTHING!
That reference to Star Wars YTP, lol
" 'Nother happy landing"
You're point being?
Metal Man I sense condesension.
+RedShirtGuy96 I sense we're smarter than this!
Star fleet operates in space.
Bones-WHAT 😮.
LOL.
The ending: "Swivel, lets go home" 😙😙
3:39 - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
8:45 I KNEW IT, I WAS WAITING FOR IT HHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
yeah, its a classic :D
THIS IS PURE FUCKING GENIOUS! SERIOUSLY! BNAHAHAHAHHAHA
He went to warp!
*Fire everything!*
" im Christopher pike who am i speaking"
" Hi nero "
" Im pike "
" Nero"
"Pike "
"Nero"
"Pike"
"....."
" That's all"
2:14 Nero on omegle