"I'm such a feminist that I believe in God, because God is a woman..." 🎤: Hunter Duncan

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  • Опубліковано 26 кві 2022
  • God is a woman.
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  • @TobyIsAWoman
    @TobyIsAWoman 2 роки тому +2861

    "My dad is more important than your dad." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @matthewgundersen6165
      @matthewgundersen6165 2 роки тому +65

      Should actually have said mom, yah know, since gods a woman.

    • @carmelle4ever
      @carmelle4ever 2 роки тому +6

      I read this right when I got to that part

    • @BilalKhan-yg9jc
      @BilalKhan-yg9jc 2 роки тому +2

      @@matthewgundersen6165 it's called an Electra complex. 😁

    • @SoularSlothesk
      @SoularSlothesk 2 роки тому +11

      @@matthewgundersen6165 maybe Jessus was talking about the virgin Mark

    • @SamSam-ff2jr
      @SamSam-ff2jr 2 роки тому +3

      @@SoularSlothesk
      Mario*

  • @davidcleckley
    @davidcleckley 2 роки тому +1858

    "One of you is going to betray me"... "Looking at you, Judy"

  • @DJTeddyJetts
    @DJTeddyJetts 2 роки тому +1682

    Lmaooooo!!! "Made her 12 closest friends go to a group dinner, just to be like 'one of you bitches, is gonna betray me.'" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OneShoting
      @OneShoting 2 роки тому +4

      Great Grammar and good work on the quotations, A+

    • @andrebradders5340
      @andrebradders5340 Рік тому +4

      @@OneShoting B- for the very obvious and not at all subtle sarcasm.

    • @gotem7121
      @gotem7121 Рік тому +3

      God is reffered to male in every Religion, altough he has no gender because hes a spirit and doesnt have Human characteristic

    • @eatcomfort491
      @eatcomfort491 Рік тому

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    • @eatcomfort491
      @eatcomfort491 Рік тому

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  • @tusharkaul3602
    @tusharkaul3602 2 роки тому +844

    "FOR THE GROUP PICTURE BIIITCH " xD

  • @latonyasoloman5700
    @latonyasoloman5700 2 роки тому +991

    Now that is unique sense of humor and it's funny

    • @irritatedballsack
      @irritatedballsack Рік тому +17

      it isn’t funny at all

    • @Novasobright
      @Novasobright Рік тому +10

      @@irritatedballsack cry about it

    • @gotem7121
      @gotem7121 Рік тому +4

      God is reffered to male in every Religion, altough he has no gender because hes a spirit and doesnt have Human characteristic

    • @xmuhmd
      @xmuhmd Рік тому

      ​@@gotem7121 In Islam
      God is genderless
      Yes in Quran
      It is refer to (he)
      But God makes it clear
      He is not like us human
      And pronoun (he) in Arabic
      Is used for some things, genderless or unknown... things

    • @whatno3145
      @whatno3145 Рік тому +5

      ​@@gotem7121
      "God doesn't have a gender"
      "God is referred to as a He"
      Make it make sense.

  • @missy3240
    @missy3240 2 роки тому +250

    Genuinely hilarious - what a take!

  • @jvhunt6319
    @jvhunt6319 2 роки тому +677

    I’m a Christian and this is absolutely hilarious💀💀💀

    • @weebdeity7310
      @weebdeity7310 2 роки тому +46

      no you're not

    • @timschill
      @timschill 2 роки тому +109

      @@weebdeity7310 what makes you think you have the authority to say that?

    • @alexreid1173
      @alexreid1173 2 роки тому +1

      @@weebdeity7310 so you can only be christian if you can’t take a joke?

    • @infiniduck100
      @infiniduck100 2 роки тому +9

      Lmao same

    • @marleee.2174
      @marleee.2174 2 роки тому +4

      Same lol

  • @coin5207
    @coin5207 2 роки тому +199

    The friends at the dinner: Who tf is Jessus Dad??

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 2 роки тому +4

      Yes. Very good. Thank you!

    • @sankalp2520
      @sankalp2520 2 роки тому +15

      he went to buy some milk when Jessus was a little girl, so we don't know 💅

    • @JoshZnh
      @JoshZnh Рік тому

      Who's the son of god, god, holy spirit

    • @Tictacsarecool446
      @Tictacsarecool446 Рік тому +1

      @@sankalp2520 actually he’s in the Bible and his name is Joseph also Jesus is a man

    • @calebgonsalves4456
      @calebgonsalves4456 Рік тому +1

      Jesus is the son of god so his father is god

  • @sup_thisispaco9699
    @sup_thisispaco9699 4 місяці тому +10

    God cannot be mocked. Jesus could come back unexpectedly. He wants you to come back to him. To be saved through him from wrath ❤

  • @user-um1gw3hy6y
    @user-um1gw3hy6y 6 місяців тому +8

    do not be fooled , lord will not be mocked , man reaps what he sows .

  • @Si74l0rd
    @Si74l0rd 2 роки тому +253

    Humour is subjective, but his delivery ticks all the boxes for comedy. It is funny, even if it offends your sensibilities.
    He's telling a story but changing the outcome to exploit your assumptions, his timing is also dead on, with great delivery and it's not derivative of an existing routine by someone else. It's novel and I think he's got a career ahead of him.

    • @Burning_Babylon
      @Burning_Babylon 2 роки тому

      You seem like you'd be a ball at parties. Take a deep breath and stop trying to satisfy your ego w analytical mental exhibitionism that really is just a reminder of why the "how's clever working out for you" line in fight club sorta hits the 🎯.

    • @notquitehim
      @notquitehim 2 роки тому +9

      His material has potential but his delivery needs work imo
      Los of male comics do a basic bitch impression bit, his is not that great

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd 2 роки тому +4

      @@notquitehim Yeah, he's fresh and nervous and he rushes at points, but if he can think of enough material to get regular gigs and some footage out, I think he'll do ok.
      I just like routines I haven't seen before, and purely on an exploiting assumptions level, I thought it was pretty decent for someone fresh on the scene. Very few people have iron clad confidence in their material or performance in the first few months/year.

    • @LockIsLive
      @LockIsLive 11 місяців тому

      I started off ofended but ended beyond smiling

  • @joshadkins8812
    @joshadkins8812 6 місяців тому +2

    Forgiven for they know not what they do

    • @zTN52
      @zTN52 2 місяці тому

      I think he does, 'cuz he did it well.

  • @christopherrosenquist9810
    @christopherrosenquist9810 2 роки тому +152

    Wouldn’t it be mom instead of dad, if god is a woman? 🤔

    • @itsduck8415
      @itsduck8415 2 роки тому +30

      Lmao I didn't catch that

    • @kaihocompany
      @kaihocompany 2 роки тому +22

      You're right. Although I think he probably kept it as dad because most people wouldn't get the reference.

    • @sankalp2520
      @sankalp2520 2 роки тому

      But Jesus's dad is not God, it's Joseph. Isn't it? Sorry I'm not Christian so idk.

    • @sankalp2520
      @sankalp2520 2 роки тому

      @Zee Aye oh. So who is the real father? Did mother Mary commited a sin by having an affair outside of her marriage?

    • @sankalp2520
      @sankalp2520 2 роки тому +3

      @Zee Aye That's interesting. I didn't know there existed a Goddess in Christianity. Probably they dropped the idea of feminine divinity in order to align with their Monotheistic narrative. Thanks for the insightful comments tho❤️

  • @joshgurt
    @joshgurt 2 місяці тому +2

    “My dad’s more important than your dad.” Damn. 😂

  • @jordanrhap
    @jordanrhap 11 місяців тому +34

    God cannot be mocked

    • @noahthecrazy1632
      @noahthecrazy1632 9 місяців тому +8

      I don’t see him getting smitten so your god must be fine with it.

    • @ElPaume1
      @ElPaume1 8 місяців тому +9

      ​​@@noahthecrazy1632God is very patient before punishing, for if he wasn't then who would be able to stand his fury? He lets people feel free because if he punished them, then they would only worship him out of fear which would be a forced worship and a false kingdom. a kingdom built by force will crumble by it too. People worship the lord because they love him and all that he does. God is love itself. He does not wish to punish you but he is a just god and must punish those who do evil, otherwise it'll be the devil falling incident all over again. He is in fact so patient and loving, he is willing to wait until you die before serving judgment based on your actions

    • @user-hs8uj2ej6y
      @user-hs8uj2ej6y 6 місяців тому

      For fucks sake can we not go to religious topic lmao?

    • @_riketa_2985
      @_riketa_2985 2 місяці тому

      ​@@user-hs8uj2ej6ynigga the whole video is about religion

    • @user-fl9qu7kp3c
      @user-fl9qu7kp3c Місяць тому

      Then why IS he mocking him?​@@user-hs8uj2ej6y

  • @jointherealworldrightnow
    @jointherealworldrightnow 10 місяців тому +4

    Don't make fun of Jesus and god

  • @Toxic_Dominat810
    @Toxic_Dominat810 Рік тому +3

    As hilarious as this is; theres a feminist watching this going "PREACH"

  • @julianyc422
    @julianyc422 2 роки тому +64

    Jesus was not a white supremist Christian Republican from America, btw.

    • @davidserlin8097
      @davidserlin8097 2 роки тому

      And he wasn’t even white! Ain’t no blue eyed blonde haired Semitic people in the Middle East two thousand years ago! Looked more like the brown people that white supremacists say will not “replace” them. That horribly irony is lost on them.

    • @victor-hi2uw
      @victor-hi2uw 2 роки тому +3

      Oh, _really_ ?

    • @ItsYaBoyChanning
      @ItsYaBoyChanning 2 роки тому +3

      Who said he was…….

    • @Bobdixon_Moonvarga_Dancer_III
      @Bobdixon_Moonvarga_Dancer_III 2 роки тому +11

      As someone who identifies as a WSCRFA i am offended at that statement.

    • @V3inmistress
      @V3inmistress 2 роки тому

      Jesus did not exist

  • @nathanhendrickson790
    @nathanhendrickson790 11 місяців тому +2

    If you are a blue collar worker you have a perfect weapon against feminists. Describe your job to them and why it’s essential don’t leave out any details no matter how nasty your blue collar job is and ask them this, “so do you really want men gone? Because if I disappear tomorrow someone’s gotta do my job you can’t just have no (insert blue collar job here in my case it’s insulators) and expect everything to be fine. Are you willing to do it?”

  • @kryptonj8
    @kryptonj8 2 роки тому +108

    When you say it like that Jesus does sound like a woman lol

  • @evansglobal1
    @evansglobal1 9 місяців тому +4

    “You dont joke with Jesus, ever. He is not your playmate.” - Ndep Global

  • @Mikeking21_
    @Mikeking21_ 2 місяці тому +3

    Bro, this is comedy chill the hell out in these comments

  • @caitlynford3001
    @caitlynford3001 2 роки тому +19

    This is made so much funnier when u have that friend.

  • @user-fu6mh6bi3i
    @user-fu6mh6bi3i 3 місяці тому +2

    I love this comedian

  • @pietro4772
    @pietro4772 2 роки тому +9

    Galatians 6:7 (KJV)
    Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

    • @Janellabelle
      @Janellabelle 2 роки тому +3

      Sounds just like a woman.

    • @pietro4772
      @pietro4772 2 роки тому

      @@Janellabelle
      I will tell you who was exactly like a woman. That would be lucifer.
      Due to his pride and narcissism, lucifer wanted to be like God. Not above God as even he knew he couldn't be above God but equal to God and share authority.
      Lucifer was reported to be one of the most beautiful amongst the angels. He was in my opinion also very androgynous and effeminate. Lucifer as the satan is depicted as having breasts.
      He wanted undeserved equality. He and his boobs were booted out of Heaven by God including a number of his angels.
      Lucifer was like a woman, not God.
      God is the Alpha and Omega, Holy, Holy, Holy Creator of Heaven and Earth. He is the Patriarch of everyone and all that is seen and unseen, Omnisapient, Omniscient, Omnipotent. Amen.

  • @mariomacias4551
    @mariomacias4551 8 місяців тому +5

    God should not be mocked!!!!

    • @sambraham4677
      @sambraham4677 8 місяців тому

      Amen brother praise lord Jeebus 🙌🏻

    • @mariomacias4551
      @mariomacias4551 8 місяців тому

      @@sambraham4677 his wrath is powerful 10 fold you’re going to know all about it

  • @mrlag6645
    @mrlag6645 Рік тому +1

    Now that's the respect he gets from his people ( peace be upon him ) 😢

    • @SheepofChrist818
      @SheepofChrist818 9 місяців тому

      These aren’t his people. They aren’t his sheep.
      “My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: and I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.” John‬ ‭10‬:‭27‬-‭28‬

  • @kumokundomo9705
    @kumokundomo9705 Рік тому +4

    Why do these guys get better 🤣 funny and cute

  • @billuyak1459
    @billuyak1459 2 роки тому +5

    dont say like that even if you are joking... its not correct

    • @daughteroftheking1129
      @daughteroftheking1129 2 роки тому +5

      Seriously people need to stop mocking God Jesus doesn’t curse he is not selfish and his death is not a joke and he’s not a woman

    • @Ezrajusttraveling
      @Ezrajusttraveling Рік тому +3

      @@daughteroftheking1129 have you ever heard of a joke

    • @bv1303
      @bv1303 8 місяців тому

      Jokes could be funny lies, like this one it’s not like it’s the truth or they believe it’s the truth, it’s a good time to bond, respect and love one’s neighbor like the lord to want

    • @johntuel2375
      @johntuel2375 7 місяців тому

      ​@@daughteroftheking1129 quit complaining. There are no real gods to mock. Believing in gods is something children that still believe in magic do.

  • @user-od3zt4dg6p
    @user-od3zt4dg6p Місяць тому +1

    Even God is laughing😂😂😂. He has a sense of humour. Just look around you, the world is a funny place.

  • @JustFingAwesome
    @JustFingAwesome Рік тому

    Unique perspective, good jokes, relentless punchlines, I'm a fan

  • @solperez8554
    @solperez8554 Рік тому +1

    It shows in the Bible god is a male so embrace masculinety

    • @goofyahhmcburb
      @goofyahhmcburb 8 місяців тому

      ....please read the title of the fucking video

  • @user-od3zt4dg6p
    @user-od3zt4dg6p Місяць тому +1

    Jesus dwells in my heart. I'm still laughing. This guy is funny.

  • @thewicket7238
    @thewicket7238 Рік тому +19

    “Lord forgive them for they do not know what they do”

  • @YenMan
    @YenMan Рік тому

    *Intense vine boom sfx

  • @S0L12D3
    @S0L12D3 7 місяців тому +1

    To be fair he said they all would betray him and denounce his name!

  • @samuelopoku4868
    @samuelopoku4868 2 роки тому +64

    Well done, this is all kinds of funny 😂
    It will be his fault when I'm laughing to tears at the last supper images in church.

  • @SuTartTheFinalBossOfX
    @SuTartTheFinalBossOfX Рік тому +1

    Bro mocked 1/2 of the Twitter community

  • @caiustv
    @caiustv 2 роки тому +3

    As a Christian and I find this a funny joke

  • @ValorantRivals
    @ValorantRivals Рік тому +1

    As a christian I feel this is highly offensive and ridiculously funny.

  • @AFewSkills098_1
    @AFewSkills098_1 6 місяців тому +1

    There’s literally a word for a female god and not a lot of people understand that. If they paid attention in history class to anything that isn’t all the wrong parts of women being oppressed than they would know that word is “Goddess” it’s not just a kink ladies!

    • @TheOldPK
      @TheOldPK 6 місяців тому

      But god and Jesus are male

    • @AFewSkills098_1
      @AFewSkills098_1 6 місяців тому

      Exactly

    • @akboi1245
      @akboi1245 Місяць тому

      The only god of a female is Mama Mary and not Jesus, yes there is more female gods out there and Jesus is not one of those woman, the only God Woman that I know i religion is Mama Mary

    • @akboi1245
      @akboi1245 Місяць тому

      Mama Mary created Jesus, and Jesus loved people and his family and carried them to heaven when they died... Amen...

  • @etc3205
    @etc3205 Рік тому +1

    I don't think this is funny at all 🤔..

  • @Motivateatete
    @Motivateatete 29 днів тому +1

    Don’t mock God like that, you will see on judgment day

  • @munip346
    @munip346 11 місяців тому +1

    Fortunately my God was actually an infinity being without sex

  • @DisasFernando
    @DisasFernando 6 днів тому +1

    Lord saviour Jesus Christ cannot be mocked

  • @vibhuti-3895
    @vibhuti-3895 5 місяців тому +2

    Verily Verily I say unto you, it won't be funny in front of the Lord your God, on the day of judgement. Remember, God can NEVER EVER be mocked. Amen🙏🏻❤️✝️🙇🏻🛐🙌🏻☀️

  • @_batman.
    @_batman. 2 роки тому +4

    Elijah Wood keeps getting younger. I need some of what he's using.

  • @ttjkjbggnskkdjj
    @ttjkjbggnskkdjj Рік тому +2

    If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn't that mean he has only the 'X' chromosome? Wouldn't that make him a female?

    • @ImDehydrate
      @ImDehydrate Рік тому

      There was a boy born from a virgin. She gave oral to a guy then got stabbed in the vag with a knife and gave birth to a boy

    • @ttjkjbggnskkdjj
      @ttjkjbggnskkdjj Рік тому

      @@ImDehydrate sure sure

    • @user-fl9qu7kp3c
      @user-fl9qu7kp3c Місяць тому

      Maria was received by The Holy Spirit, God doesnt need some Chromosomes Just to make a male.

  • @T72isreal
    @T72isreal 2 дні тому

    Timothy 2:12. "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." 1 Corinthians 11:7-9. "For a man ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God, but woman is the glory of man.

    • @JaspreetUggrawal
      @JaspreetUggrawal 23 години тому +1

      #ReleasePriyaKumari
      A Pakistani teenage hindu girl named Priya Kumari was kidnapped by muslim people from Muharram procession in Pakistan for forced Islamic conversions.

  • @armyblinkedtwicetoaghase1477
    @armyblinkedtwicetoaghase1477 2 роки тому

    He reminds me of Kenny😭😭😂

  • @Jack574.
    @Jack574. Рік тому +3

    Comedians are supposed to make you laugh, right?

  • @FRANCEFRAN-cq7bq
    @FRANCEFRAN-cq7bq 2 місяці тому +4

    This Man already knows he's not going to heaven.

    • @zTN52
      @zTN52 2 місяці тому

      And i just know you don't have sense of humor.

    • @FRANCEFRAN-cq7bq
      @FRANCEFRAN-cq7bq 2 місяці тому

      @@zTN52 Well, it's better off burning in an eternal flame of hell, if you support it.

  • @ranvijaysingh9683
    @ranvijaysingh9683 Місяць тому +1

    I sense betrayal

  • @jakebee7205
    @jakebee7205 2 роки тому +3

    Great bit

  • @summerjoy8223
    @summerjoy8223 5 місяців тому

    Dude just said an entire alternative timeline for Jesus😂

  • @th3cr3atorx
    @th3cr3atorx 2 місяці тому

    God is a woman. Woman create life. So does God.

  • @user-fj4dg2wm6z
    @user-fj4dg2wm6z 18 днів тому +2

    This is mockery

  • @ToddJLuna-p2q
    @ToddJLuna-p2q 17 годин тому

    God is neither man nor woman he’s a god not a human he’s a spirit

  • @bioluminescentrobot3840
    @bioluminescentrobot3840 8 місяців тому

    Never die in a war for a woman for equality

  • @jayrocket196
    @jayrocket196 9 місяців тому

    "Real Housewives of Jerusalem"😂

  • @NWednesdayQuansah
    @NWednesdayQuansah 2 роки тому +6

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @francisjuracka
    @francisjuracka 7 днів тому +1

    Christ is Lord.

  • @skeyron5387
    @skeyron5387 2 роки тому +3

    Banger bit

  • @Killahkron1992
    @Killahkron1992 2 роки тому +5

    My car insurance is sexist my rates are jack because I’m Male!

  • @RoryRamshot
    @RoryRamshot 2 роки тому +1

    That was awesome 🤣🤣🤣👌🏻

  • @BazingaRhymes
    @BazingaRhymes Рік тому +1

    On point. You got me. New fan.

  • @TMG_Official
    @TMG_Official Рік тому +3

    Bro really thinks God is woman and is literally disrespecting TLS, i dont give a damn if its comedy or a joke, im just searching up feminists talking bullshit so I can trash he or her

  • @v3tm0z
    @v3tm0z 11 місяців тому +2

    this is such blasphemy! no cap.

  • @skyyshinobi
    @skyyshinobi 9 місяців тому

    Love this joke from him but he tells it much better in his special on Don't Tell Comedy along with other really good material. Def recommend

  • @user-fl9qu7kp3c
    @user-fl9qu7kp3c Місяць тому +1

    Father forgive them

  • @amangoyal923
    @amangoyal923 8 місяців тому +1

    Wait till "God is gender fluid" enters the chat

  • @Aaron-mg4cm
    @Aaron-mg4cm Рік тому +8

    There's a time you can laugh but not this time.

  • @gewnurb
    @gewnurb Рік тому +3

    bro's really going to hell lmao 🔥🔥

  • @Maria_loves_water
    @Maria_loves_water Рік тому +1

    God is a woman was not actually a song about God, it was talking about equality. But "Wow a chance to act trash? Yes"

  • @giannastance9340
    @giannastance9340 2 роки тому +9

    This is disgusting

    • @kpoppindaily
      @kpoppindaily 2 роки тому +4

      Cry about it

    • @Real_G209
      @Real_G209 9 місяців тому

      Fr Don’t go to a comedy show if you can’t handle it lol it’s common sense 😑

    • @bv1303
      @bv1303 8 місяців тому

      Every time with these but hurt Christians, get sense humor

    • @user-hk1on7dw2s
      @user-hk1on7dw2s 5 місяців тому

      @@bv1303 Humor is a blessing from God but not meant to insult God who gave it to us, I do not care what you say back, one day you will say he is God and your knee will bow to the very ground, look around you, Bible prophesies are happening, but will you choose?

    • @jackyc9930
      @jackyc9930 4 місяці тому

      ​@@user-hk1on7dw2sdon't care

  • @lilrink24
    @lilrink24 2 роки тому +39

    If you can’t see the humor in this. You are probably sitting there wondering why you can’t find friends.

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade 2 роки тому

      Not laughing but over here wondering how jessus has 12 whole "closest friends," so maybe you're into something.

    • @veebeememes3108
      @veebeememes3108 2 роки тому

      @@avamasquerade 😂 fr tho

    • @curtiswilson4737
      @curtiswilson4737 Рік тому

      Ikr.

  • @nix2747
    @nix2747 2 роки тому +1

    All valid points

  • @Kingmikey003
    @Kingmikey003 13 днів тому +1

    Crazy how many likes this got. Yall will be judged for this fs.

  • @perfectman9988
    @perfectman9988 2 роки тому

    How do you make shorts videos into your playlists?

    • @buu3441
      @buu3441 Рік тому +1

      Think you gotta like the video, head to your liked videos and watch it there and I belive there will be a save button there (I think)

    • @perfectman9988
      @perfectman9988 Рік тому

      @@buu3441 a bit late but thank you mate

  • @dolodinero2224
    @dolodinero2224 9 місяців тому

    lol this is hilarious

  • @donngreitontordilla1456
    @donngreitontordilla1456 2 роки тому +12

    No words! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brendacreek9912
    @brendacreek9912 2 роки тому +1

    Glad you know the story.

  • @royaalbshti1724
    @royaalbshti1724 2 роки тому +6

    The thing about being a Muslim is that we aren't tolerant AT ALL when it comes to our prophets and religion, and that is actually the ABCs of following a religion and believing it is sacred; and therefore; shouldn't be joked about in ANY way. If you are tolerant to everything, then you stand for nothing.
    I'm quite shocked of how some Christians are actually enjoying this clip even though it is picturing their " god" in the silliest most foolish way possible when I -as a Muslim- am furious to hear someone insults a "prophet" of mine. (I feel insulted by the video as Jesus is considered one of the prophets in Islam and we praiseand respect him dearly, and if you try and repeat this same joke about him in any Islamic country, will... I'll leave you to you imagination. Let alone joking about our god!!!.)
    I repeat, if you are tolerant to everything, you stand for and believe in nothing.

    • @Sir_Luiwolf
      @Sir_Luiwolf 2 роки тому +3

      The vid is an insult in all honesty

    • @EPCauto2
      @EPCauto2 Рік тому +2

      Agreed

    • @randoguyontheinternet716
      @randoguyontheinternet716 Рік тому

      These people are blaspheming in the videoand say they are Christian’s but are not. It’s shocking how a whole diffirent religion knows better about us than ppl in those video. (pls don’t take this offensive I am 9)

    • @user-zk9tb9ve4v
      @user-zk9tb9ve4v 10 місяців тому

      You're right

    • @blackpilledfemboi6270
      @blackpilledfemboi6270 9 місяців тому

      This is the biggest cope ever. Manlets like you love to justify irrational anger at people you disagree with because it makes your monkey brain happy. Its been happening forever, so dont feel the need to make some nice sounding argument. Just show the world how much of a hateful person you are

  • @truetvlee
    @truetvlee Рік тому

    Genius well done great job sir

  • @jimlangbein1737
    @jimlangbein1737 2 місяці тому +2

    This is blasphemy…

    • @strawberrycherub
      @strawberrycherub 2 місяці тому

      Its a joke lmao

    • @jimlangbein1737
      @jimlangbein1737 2 місяці тому

      @@strawberrycherubit doesn’t matter he is mocking Jesus.

    • @Kalomarx
      @Kalomarx 2 місяці тому

      @@jimlangbein1737not really

    • @roadkill4007
      @roadkill4007 2 місяці тому

      He is making fun of the people who do this

    • @jimlangbein1737
      @jimlangbein1737 2 місяці тому

      @@roadkill4007 it’s still blasphemy

  • @hapokas7214
    @hapokas7214 11 місяців тому

    I am a Christian and I find this funny lol

  • @abigail5728
    @abigail5728 8 місяців тому

    Yo the comment section was at 666 when I wrote this

  • @keithprater2011
    @keithprater2011 6 місяців тому +2

    Not even a Christian but to each their own. Never been a fan of mocking God or religion

  • @sjp4u338
    @sjp4u338 6 місяців тому +1

    So disrespectful 😢

  • @MysteriousMan1112
    @MysteriousMan1112 9 місяців тому +1

    I’m taking this as a offense to my Christian religion just so you I know it’s for a joke and that’s fine but pls be careful with words.😊

  • @dandandan1359
    @dandandan1359 9 місяців тому

    If god is a woman,all woman would be superwoman and no longer fight for feminism.

  • @anupamroy1771
    @anupamroy1771 2 роки тому +1

    Love ittt

  • @Cow567
    @Cow567 Місяць тому

    Lord cannot mocked

  • @RachelDeRosier010894
    @RachelDeRosier010894 9 місяців тому

    Haha a dinner party with wine and pita bread

  • @hio1631
    @hio1631 Рік тому +1

    name 10 books

  • @maximumeffort4902
    @maximumeffort4902 2 роки тому

    That was great lol

  • @ashunknown9728
    @ashunknown9728 4 місяці тому +1

    God is not a women god has no gender

  • @EJZGODBELIEVER
    @EJZGODBELIEVER Рік тому

    Im christian and i tried so hard not to laugh but gosh damn bro got me

    • @user-zk9tb9ve4v
      @user-zk9tb9ve4v 10 місяців тому +1

      I didn't even laugh this is not funny it's just mocking God

    • @hshaha1
      @hshaha1 8 місяців тому

      Why do u found it funny?is it funny to watch God getting mocked

  • @kashcode
    @kashcode 10 місяців тому

    I am a Muslim...and it boils my blood ...

  • @trahapace150
    @trahapace150 2 роки тому +1

    20 years ago stand up on comedy central was amazing....these new comics suck